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Toronto School Bans Hard Balls

In an attempt to finally "think of the children," Earl Beatty Public school has prohibited students from playing with balls after a "few serious incidents" in which students and staff were hit or almost hit by balls. From the article: "The happy days of kicking a ball around at recess ended Monday after students took home a letter advising that henceforth, no child could bring a soccer ball, football, volleyball or even tennis ball to the junior and senior school in the area of Coxwell and Danforth Aves." I assume all lunches will soon be taken via feeding tube to minimize choking hazards.

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  1. No ball jokes in the comments. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm watching you.

    1. Re:No ball jokes in the comments. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      "No ball jokes in the comments."

      Can we at least make jokes about Coxwell Ave.?

    2. Re:No ball jokes in the comments. by c++0xFF · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm watching you.

      Whoops, I didn't realize anybody was watching.

      (/me puts down his balls)

    3. Re:No ball jokes in the comments. by sgt+scrub · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No way. Last time I got yelled at.

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    4. Re:No ball jokes in the comments. by hairyfeet · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Fine, although I'd say that's a pretty ballsy move for you to just cancel them like that. You sir must have....balls of steel! Which of course means you're not allowed within 500 yards of the school in TFA.

      Now for something serious...who the fuck decided we have to babyproof the world? Did I miss a memo? Hell when I was 5 I had my own minibike, most of the other kids had minibikes or go-carts as well. Did we get hurt? fuck yeah we got hurt, but you know what? We went home, put a band-aid on that shit and went back out again!

      Hell its no wonder kids are coming out so fucked up nowadays, parents treating kids like they are made out of glass! Can't play outside, can't trick or treat, I had one bump into me at a grocery store and when I simply said "excuse me young lady" I had her mother whisper "stranger danger", needless to say I went off on her ass at how teaching basic manners instead of acting like everyone was gonna snatch her kid would make the world a hell of a lot better place.

      Frankly I'm so damned sick of idiot parenting that it ain't even funny. i'm just glad that the parents in my building are actually teaching their children to behave instead of acting nuts. I had to knock on one of their doors the other day just to compliment her on raising such a polite child, who actually held the door open when I was loaded down and said "good morning sir" when I approached. How damned sad is it when simple common everyday courtesy has to be treated like some rare and precious accomplishment.

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  2. What next? by ksd1337 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Will they ban pencils, because they can be sharpened into "stabbing weapons?"

    1. Re:What next? by baelgren · · Score: 5, Funny

      Don't forget the grave danger posed by paper cuts - they should ban paper too. Computers can cause eyestrain, those should probably go. Many text books are heavy and could cause injury if dropped or thrown, so those are gone. I guess the kids should all just go to individual padded cells where they listen to instructional reading piped over speakers....wait, speakers can be turned up too loud causing hearing loss......

    2. Re:What next? by pmgarvey · · Score: 5, Funny

      Paper cuts are the worst kind of injury because they hurt like hell but no one gives you any sympathy.There should really be a movement to recognise the seriousness of the paper cut.

    3. Re:What next? by Pharmboy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      So you are agreeing that banning pencils is a good idea? I hope not. Once we eliminate all risks in life, we eliminate all rewards as well.

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    4. Re:What next? by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well... maybe not ban pencils... but perhaps force people to need a license to obtain a pencil- and maybe go through a 60 day wait period to stop crimes of passion.

      Pencils are a dangerous weapon!

      - I'm just not sure what they would use to fill out the application form for the license.

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    5. Re:What next? by liquidweaver · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Right after the Columbine thing happend (I was in highschool), the school I was at started banning stuff left and right. Noting the ridiculousness in a very similar fashion to waht you are doing here, me and a few buddies printed out a ream of flyers declaring that "Sharp writing utensils, including pencils and pens will be confiscated" and that you have to use "approved safe" writing instruments like markers and crayons.

      We then snuck out during an assembly and taped them up everywhere. Amazing, noone got caught - but it was effective. A few students took them home, some discussion started, and some of the bans were lifted (including dusters/long coats).

      It was the proudest moment of highschool for me :)

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    6. Re:What next? by 19thNervousBreakdown · · Score: 5, Funny

      Whacking someone with an iPad is against the EULA.

      Balls, lacking software, are not protected by IP laws. Ergo, iPads are safer than balls.

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    7. Re:What next? by fyngyrz · · Score: 5, Insightful

      No, no, you don't understand. Schools in the US "socialize" children in such a way that they will support "team sport" both as children and later as adults, which in turn pushes revenue to the town businesses when other teams come to town for competitions. The businesses, in turn, "rah rah" like crazy, perhaps even buy some uniforms for the kids. It's entirely financial. As far as injuries go, that's ok as long as the team can still play. My ex-wife, a surgeon, dealt with spleen and bone injuries on a regular basis from the local sports programs. A couple of real bad spinal injuries as well over the course of a decade. Trashed immune system? Broken growth plates? Destroyed knee? No problem! And it's always interesting to hear a coach tell the kids to really get in there and injure the opposition (or, in one case I know of, the opposing JV team.) "Gotta practice like you play, kids!"

      If government has a legitimate role here, it is educating kids. Reading, writing, math, history, civics, science, and so on. Not "sports." Kids should be done with school early and then, if they want sport, they should go to a private club or other entity that does the sport in question. School sports -- from taxpayer funded playing fields to the huge busses that carry the teams around -- are a huge misuse of tax money, and clear-headed parents don't support them in any way.

      There's another issue as well, and that is bullying/lording; kids in sports are inevitably given leeway and options that kids not in sports do not receive, and along with the whole snotty "I'm a football player / cheerleader and you're not" comes mistreatment and isolation. And don't even get me started on "sports scholarships" -- the very idea is a contradiction in terms. There's nothing "scholarly" about school sports at all. It's about money.

      It's bad enough that kids naturally aren't on an equal footing intelligence wise; that's something we have to deal with because they have to be educated anyway. There's no need to add an entirely superfluous level of ostracizing to the kid's lives.

      The small town I live in is saturated to the gills with child sports-related nonsense. It's a crying shame.

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    8. Re:What next? by SeaFox · · Score: 5, Funny

      Good God man! Haven't you heard the pen is mightier than the sword!
      We can't have children carrying an item more deadly than a claymore.

  3. Re:This is why socialism doesn't work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I call bullshit, you are a passive aggressive American who wants to paint socialism in a shitty light. This has nothing to do with Canada's economy.

  4. Hard Balls? by Culture20 · · Score: 4, Funny
    I envisioned a baseball or a softball (a large baseball that isn't really soft).

    soccer ball, football, volleyball or even tennis ball

    None of those listed are even hard! What do they consider soft, Nerf?

    1. Re:Hard Balls? by Trogre · · Score: 4, Funny

      In fact that is the school's new slogan: Nerf or nothing.

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  5. Are you from penn state? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Stop thinking of the children and their balls.. That's not what we ment when we said 'think of the children'.

  6. Slashdot, what is up today? by Baloroth · · Score: 5, Funny

    First, a story about a Boeing "Penetrator". Now, a summary about balls. "In an attempt to finally "think of the children" Earl Beatty Publid school has prohibited students from playing with balls" practically shoves it in your face. Dick jokes... actually, are still pretty funny. Nevermind go right ahead.

    The ban on hard balls being brought to school is a “proactive measure. It’s also a preventative measure,”

    Yes. That would work as a preventative too. Most schools take a slightly... different approach, but I suppose banning balls period works too. To prevent head injuries.

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  7. Re:So I should stop by Surt · · Score: 4, Funny

    No, I think anyone who has started that practice should probably never stop ... best for the gene pool really.

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  8. Re:Well... by chispito · · Score: 5, Insightful

    In the days where there are lawsuit trolls roaming the earth trying to turn any mishap into $$$, I can't really blame them.

    Of course, take it out on the kids instead of the lawyers or politicians that allow the lawyers to conduct business as they do.

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  9. Vote out the school board!! by ShavedOrangutan · · Score: 5, Insightful

    November 7, the entire school board for my county of 60,000 residents went up for election. Only 2000 people voted. Several of the board members ran uncontested. The rest were reelected.

    If you don't like crap like this, get yourself or someone you trust on the school board. It can't be that hard!

    The general voting public ignores local politics, which is much more important for day to day life.

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  10. More trash on /. by rish87 · · Score: 5, Informative

    Why is this on here?! This is not at all tech or nerd related and it is completely overblown. If your RTFA you'll see it is ONE SCHOOL enacting a temporary measure because they have 350 kids on a playground that is too small which also includes a day care with toddlers. I don't even know why the "toronto news" thought this was newsworthy let alone slashdot.

  11. What about rocks? by wisnoskij · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Rocks are not balls and you can still play catch, baseball, hockey, etc. with them.

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  12. Re:Absurd of course, but... by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 5, Informative

    Granted, I am probably the first person to RTFA, but of course, despite the play to the aesthetics of outrage, the true story is less absurd, less dramatic:

    1. the "ban" is temporary until they can find a better solution to the problem

    2. the problem is not that the precious little angels might get hit by balls, it's that the play area is much too small, making accidents too likely.

    But don't let me stop the hand-wringing. Carry on, carry on.

  13. Solution: Helmets for wimpy parents by superdave80 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ..the most serious injury at the school to date involved a parent, who was hit in the head by a soccer ball and suffered a concussion.

    If that parent can suffer a concussion from a soccer ball kicked by a kid then they need to wear a helmet whenever they leave the house. Don't punish everybody else for having a skull made out of jello.

  14. Re:Was it a specific letter? by Shotgun · · Score: 4, Funny

    I don't think they banned balls with arms.

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  15. Where is the story here? by westlake · · Score: 5, Informative

    Google maps shows a urban JK-8 school with a tiny green space and playground.

    The street level view is crowded.
    There is a small area set aside with a handful of shade trees, a slide, climbers, etc., for the youngest kids.
    A running track frames the play area for the older ones.
    There is a batting cage at the far end of the field, but no other permanent structures.

    You could probably safely practice and play some team sports here under controlled conditions. But 350 kids on break each doing their own thing?

    I don't think so.

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  16. The larger question is... by afxgrin · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Why is this relevant news to this site? Has /. become Fark?

    This is also an elementary school in the middle of Toronto. It has limited yard space, and hence, not much room for kids to share a relatively small space.