Do You Have the Right Stuff To Be an Astronaut?

Hugh Pickens writes "Do you have what it takes to become an astronaut? NASA, the world's leader in space and aeronautics, is now hiring outstanding scientists, engineers, and other talented professionals until January 27, 2012 for full time, permanent employment to carry forward the great discovery process that its mission demands. 'Creativity. Ambition. Teamwork. A sense of daring. And a probing mind.' To qualify, you'll need at least a bachelor's degree in science, engineering or mathematics. Certain degrees are immediate disqualifiers, including nursing, social sciences, aviation, exercise physiology, technology, and some psychology degrees, too. The job listing mandates '1,000 hours pilot-in-command time in jet aircraft' unless you have three years of 'related, progressively responsible, professional experience' like being an astronaut somewhere else maybe? 'Since astronauts will be expected to fly on Russia's Soyuz spacecraft, they must fit Russia's physical requirements for cosmonauts. That means no one under 5 foot 2 inches or over 6 foot 3 inches.' Applicants brought in for interviews will be measured to make sure they meet the job application's 'anthropometric requirements.' You'll need to pass a drug test, a comprehensive background check, a swimming test, and have 20/20 vision in each eye and it almost goes without saying that candidates will need to be in 'incredible shape.' Applicants must pass NASA's long-duration space flight physical, which evaluates individuals based on 'physical, physiological, psychological, and social' stressors, like one's ability to work in small, confined spaces for hours on end. And of course...'Frequent travel may be required.'"

Comments

Kerbal Space Program

[InterestingFella]

I'm not sure if I'm a good astronaut, but I'm hell of a good guy to design space shuttles. I've been playing Kerbal Space Program lately so I know this stuff. If someone is a good astronaut contact me!

Hmm

[Anonymous Coward]

Just finished a box of Kraft Dinner and I'm sitting here reading Slashdot... go ahead and mark a 'no' down for me.

Re:Hmm

[2.7182]

Don't count yourself out just yet. If you can tolerate a kraft dinner you certainly could live on whatever astronauts are fed.

NASA, the world's leader in space and aeronautics.

[Anonymous Coward]

Really? How do your 'astronots' get into space again these days? Oh....yeah. Hope that stings.

NASA is the world leader in what?

[Rosco P. Coltrane]

NASA, the world's leader in space and aeronautics

Say what?

In case you haven't noticed, NASA is the FORMER leader in space and aeronautics. Space access is now a Russian and European affair, and the Chinese are getting in the game. But the US dropped the ball: NASA is just an administration dedicated to sink money down the drain these days...

Re:NASA is the world leader in what?

[Mr. Underbridge]

I can confidently say no NASA money was wasted on hookers and blow, in space. yet.

Money has never been wasted on hookers and blow. Spent, yes, but not wasted.

Re:NASA is the world leader in what?

[demachina]

The only thing the U.S. saved Europe from in World War II was being completely overrun by our ally at the time, the Soviet Union.

The Soviet Union defeated Nazi Germany at Stalingrad and Kursk in 1942-1943 when the U.S. was barely even engaged in Europe. Germany's defeat was a foregone conclusion by the time the U.S. landed at Normandy in 1944. The U.S. helped win the war certainly but it simply wasn't the decisive force the Soviet Union was or that you are claiming.

Its true the U.S. helped turn the tide against Germany in World War I, but that was simply due to a huge infusion of fresh troops and supplies in to a war where all the incumbent armies and nations were spent. There wasn't anything exceptional about the U.S. troops, any infusion of a million fresh troops from anywhere would have had the same effect.

All things considered, you proved the grandparents point by flaunting how self infatuated and self inflating American's can be. The grandparent is correct, the Vietnamese were probably the most succesful military in the 20th century, and I would add the Afghans as a close second, because they have defeated every vastly superior force they've faced including the Soviet Union and the U.S.

Small Print

[jaylen]

Small print at the bottom of the job advertisement -

'Astronaut must show ability to hold out right-hand with thumb up, and know enough Russian to 'ask for a lift.'

Job requirement addendum

[Anonymous Coward]

* The excessively flatulent need not apply.

Really?

[Anonymous Coward]

All that, and they still allow you in if you believe in god.

Re:No chance.

[hodet]

Now remember son... "“No matter how good you are at something, there's always about a million people better than you.” - Homer J Simpson.