Arise SIR Jonathan Ive
mariocki writes "Steve Jobs' go-to design man Jonathan Ive, the creator of modern computer design classics such as the iMac, MacBook Pro and iPod/iPhone/iPad, has been awarded a knighthood in the New Year's Honours list, taking him from plain old 'Mr' straight to 'Sir' in one fell swoop. This now puts him in the same league as Paul McCartney, Michael Caine, Bob Geldof and Bill Gates. Ive said 'I discovered at an early age that all I've ever wanted to do is design' and even for Apple haters his designs have done more for personal computer design than the mainstream PC manufacturers could imagine, taking the PC from the geek den into the living room of even the most painfully trendy fashionista."
As much as geeks don't like to admit it, design and user interfaces matter. It matters to them too. Just look at the backlash new Gnome UI and Firefox have got recently. Even more so, casual people care a lot about design and easy of use. So do people when they get older and don't have the time to tinker with everything.
It's also why Linux will always fail - the whole principle of Linux is that there's no unified look and team that discusses, chooses and implements good UI and terms. In Linux world everyone just does whatever they want, often ignoring what or how others do it.
Good example of this is the linux shell. It still acts like it's from the 90's because people don't work together to bring it together. It's still based on text output because everyone does things differently. Compare this to PowerShell which passes objects between programs. This allows different pieces of programs to work much better together, without need to define rules on how to parse some other programs output (which also usually fails in less used cases).
Both Apple and Microsoft have got this. I hate to admit it but Windows 7 is the most beautiful Windows to date from Microsoft. So is Apple's OSX. If it wasn't for the games and some Windows only -apps I would use OSX because it is just much nicer to use. But there is no way in hell I would use Linux now. That might had been the case in 2005, but why would I do that? On top of polished interface and good design, OSX offers all the underlying tools that also make Linux powerful. And on Windows world there's PowerShell, which is much more powerful than GNU toolset has to offer.
Sorry, but apart from server world Linux just isn't going anywhere. No one really cares about the open part. They care about what they can do, and how easily they can do that. By far, Windows and OSX both offer those things and much better than Linux.
So good day Sir Ive!
He was knighted with a sword made of translucent acryl.
*Tadum* *Crash* *Thud*
Thank you, thank you, I'm here all week.
Tip your waiter and try the fish.
We suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca
Thank you Johnathan Ives,
I commend the design of Apple products.
I might strongly dislike Apple but I know a good design and I thank Sir Ive but not Steve Jobs as it influences the rest of the industry. Ive has done more for us than Steve Jobs. The thing I hate is the business practices with the walled garden and arrogance over my 'user experience'. (This probably comes from Steve Job)
Thank god we now have Rounded Corners(tm).
Offtopic: Hey GP, Are you InsightIn140Bytes =P?
Slashdot needs Geekcode | Can anyone recommend any good SCIFI? My tastes: Foundation, Startide Rising, CITY, Ringworld,
... I bet HRH Queen Elizabeth asked him a support question about iOS5 before he left the stage...
The first comment already got this wrong, so a quick primer on how to use the title "sir".
He can be referred to as simply "Jonathan Ive", or "Jonathan", or "Jony" or whatever; you don't have to use the title.
You can call him "Sir Jonathan Ive" or "Sir Jonathan".
However, "Sir Ive" is not correct; honorifics of this sort don't work like "doctor" or "president". It'd be like calling the current monarch "Queen Windsor".
For women who are knighted, you'd simply substitute "Dame".
http://alternatives.rzero.com/
Apple gives Britain an iPad app to run the country . . . Britain gives Apple a Knighthood . . .
. . . this was obviously an arranged exchange . . .
Schroedinger's Brexit: The UK is both in and out of the EU at the same time!
Source: royal.gov.uk
A rich, connected man gets a knighthood. How delightfully unexpected!
Why not Sir Dieter Rams? I mean, the designs are basically his...
Sir Jonathan Ive is a KBE. To be exact, in the order of precedence, he is above Sir Paul McCarthney (who is an MBE) and Sir Michael Caine (who is a CBE), and Bill Gates (is only an honorary knight. He cannot use the title. If he were British, he would be a KBE). He ranks equally with Sir Bob Geldof who is also a KBE. The whole Order of Precedence (in England and Whales) is very complicated, and to an American, a bit silly.
Mr Ive was "hurt" by Mr Jobs taking credit for innovations that came from the design team.
wait, you mean Jobs isnt the angelic being everyone has made him out to be?
Anons need not reply. Questions end with a question mark.
Many people would have been.
"When information is power, privacy is freedom" - Jah-Wren Ryel
Python, for example, can be used as a shell and allows simple serialization of objects, so you can easily pass objects between programs using Python on Linux. Most other shell-like languages also let you do this on Linux, like Perl, and Haskell.
So how do you pass objects between Python and Perl? Or between either and Haskell? "It gives you a choice" doesn't help when developers of different components that you're trying to make work together make incompatible choices.
Passing data structures around, and having standardised methods of parsing and unparsing them allows program code to be much simpler, and more reliable.
So what's the difference between "pass binary copies of data structures around" and "pass JSON representations of data structures around"? The latter can be used even between machines of different word sizes and byte orders. If you try to make a word-size- and byte-order-independent binary data interchange language, that's almost the same as just using JSON.
Every web browser for Linux accepts serialized objects. The DOM is an object; it is serialized into HTML. Look at it this way: if no programs for Linux supported serialized objects over character streams, then why would there be so many libraries for parsing XML and JSON?
See subject.
Or rather, getting such title makes him a subject?
If you look at his bio, you will find that he came from a very middle class background. He studied Industrial Design at a Polytechnic. These are all Universities now but I got a 1st in Mech Eng at a Poly in the 1970's. Their courses were very pratical orientated. That shows in his designs that even I as a non cool Mechanical Engineer can appreciate. The construction of the Alloy bodied MacBook is pure genius.
IMHO, this gong is very well deserved.
Oh, this is a real knighthood as opposed to the fake (aka honorary) one given to Bill Gates.
If he left Apple, he could walk into pretty well any design studio in the world and virtually name his price and get the job.
now I'm going back to helping rebuild a WW2 Merlin engine. They are another work of genius. The superchargers are just beautiful.
I would have been more impressed if he had turned it down.
"Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government."
you mean: the iMac, the iMac again, the iMac again, the iBook, the iBook again, the MacBook, the MacBook Pro, MacBook Pro again..... and iPod/iPhone/iPad
"taking the PC from the geek den into the living room of even the most painfully trendy fashionista.""
Yeah thanks.
I thought Steve Jobs did everything him self, that he created the iPhone from scratch and that he is the greatest person who ever lived!!!
Knight of the British Empire..wtf
What British Empire?
Why did J.G Ballard refuse to accept his OBE
His quote "a Ruritanian charade that helps to prop up our top-heavy monarchy"
While I must commend him for designing some really sleak looking products. He makes it sound if apple is the only one capable of design work.
That said, you cannot talk about design before you talk about working. Apple is great at putting the cart before the horse.
FORM FOLLOWS FUNCTION, NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND.
I thought Ian Maxtone Jones invented the iPod. ;-)
that stupid people are happy with pretty design instead of useful functionality.
There persists the impression that Kinghthood is some rare and impressive award - it isn't. Between the Birthday and New Years lists, a couple of thousand Knights are created each year, many for rather minor things. (Like 'services to the youth of Manchester' for a charity official.)
You can read more about the system, and download recent lists, here.
Does it seem to anybody else that a Knighthood is not the appropriate award for one who distinguishes himself in the area of product design or any such very non-military achievement? I assume it's the Order of the British Empire he's joining, but still: One shudders to think of Sir Jonathan Ive leading a charge in combat, let alone Sir Elton John doing so.
In the US, we threw out the whole notion of titles a few hundred years ago. Of course, that doesn't stop people from reverting to their instinctual need to kow-tow to authority. Why do Americans care about the British royal wedding (but no other)? Were I ever to meet Jonathan Ive, or any of the other "knights," I would call him Mr., lest he have a higher degree (MD, PhD, etc.).
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it dissolve.
That is, if you can convince the upstream author to support exposing things in YAML, JSON, or XML, as opposed to leaving the data structures subject to change in future versions and subject to the restrictions of copyleft. In fact, the GCC team has in the past rejected specific optimizations on the grounds that the intermediate representation that the optimization uses would leave GCC more open to interacting with GPL-incompatible modules over a pipe.
Now he can only move in L-like sequences.
Ive said 'I discovered at an early age that all I've ever wanted to do is design'
Bit pretentious talking about himself in the third person though... wonder why he called himself "Ive" though and not "Jonathan"?! ;)
Arise, Earl of Cloves! Arise, Duke of Brittingham! Arise Baron of Münchhausen! Arise, Essence of Myrrh! Milk of Magnesia Quarter of Ten!
LOL you yanks do love to fawn over our British Royal crap don't you? This is the country that invented the computer TWICE and fucked it up.
Loosers grow a pair and remember who you are.
This was the guy that had the brilliant idea to make the monitor casing transparent. The monitor. The one part of the system without a single moving part.
Seriously, the original iMac "generation" looked like cheap shampoo bottles, and the "aluminium-heater" style that followed it was just copied from Lian-Li (and just as boring). It's aimed at the "B-Ark" demographic, just like the more traditional fashion industry.
Computers (like chainsaws, welding stations, stoves, cameras, etc.) are tools. They're supposed to produce beautiful (or useful, or delicious, or comfortable) things. Their look is secondary, and should never compromise their usability or their quality.
Macbooks have been a pain to type on for almost a decade now, because they put the looks of the thing above the quality and comfort of the keyboard. They're clearly aimed at people who just want to impress their friends with the money they spent, rather than actually use them for anything productive ("look, I'm using the same model as the lead character in that TV show sponsored by Apple - and, like his, mine is also turned off most of the time"). And sadly a lot of other brands are going the same way. It's a weird state of affairs when the keyboard on the cheapest Eee PC is so much better than anything Apple or HP currently sell.
For the design of the Apple and Samsung devices ;)
How boring. Has-been empire awards some guy fake honor that once meant something hundreds of years ago.
Yep, for his innovation, he's given an obsolete, meaningless award. How deliciously ironic.
I'm not a power user. I hated Gnome3 because they made it a useless pile of shit. I am a regular user, and I like being able to configure stuff, customize, make things look the way I want them to look, NOT be dictated to by software that in every evolution should be getting better, not LESS USEFUL.
Linux is, however, I think off-topic. This thread was about an Apple guy getting a minor award from a yesterday's government for creating tomorrow's world. Can we try to stay somewhere at least NEAR topic?
Geldof is an Irishman, but as for Gates being a USian:
Article 1 section 9 clause 8 says officeholders can't accept foreign gifts without permission from Congress. However, Gates is not an officeholder.
Regular US immigration law (specifically 8 USC section 1448, http://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/8/1448.shtml) requires that naturalized citizens give up titles of nobility. However, Gates was born in the US
I listen to both RIAA and non-RIAA stuff if I like the music, tangential business/politics nonwithstanding.
What if, what he said about Linux, is correct.
Perhaps not, but what if.
Then it seems to me that there is some work to do.
No need to internalize in an infinite loop like Microsft or humaliate as in the peference of Steve Jobs in his management style.
Just do it. Make it so. Make it right.
Knights aren't part of the British government except by coincidence. The UK has the monarch as a figurehead, the House of Commons (elected by regular people) and House of Lords (a mix of non-partisan religious leaders, people elected by the political parties, plus a small percentage of people that were allowed to keep inherited seats when hereditary rule ended).
Apathy Sucks, Nobody for President!
Ives may have listed Rams as an influence, but Rams never ever put for before function.
I'ves did (or was pressured to)
There are shills on slashdot. Apparently, I'm one of them.
Forward looking designer gets backward looking tin hat and medal for making swanky over engineered handbag toys for idiots with more money than sense. Pff. Bring on the news.
I sat in on a talk at WWDC '98 about resolution-independent GUI's by the NeXT guys and it was going into OSX in the next release as far as they were concerned.
They've had the technology but while Apple was all about killing with the best technology and driving towards openness at that time, by 2004 it was all about glam, fashion, proprietary, and consumer appeal.
It's been good for profits, but if they now find themselves being left behind because they've neglected the technology - well, now at least new leadership has the chance to change course before it's too late.
My God, it's Full of Source!
OUTSIDE_IP=$(dig +short my.ip @outsideip.net)