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Could a Dirty Rag Take Out a $2 Billion Satellite?

An anonymous reader writes "The alleged rescue of a U.S. military communications satellite underscores some of the weaknesses in U.S. space efforts. Quoting: 'The seven-ton “AEHF-1,” part of a planned six-satellite constellation meant to support radio communication between far-flung U.S. military units, had been in orbit just one day when the problems began. The satellite started out in a highly-elliptical, temporary orbit. The plan was to use the spacecraft’s on-board engine to boost it to a permanent, geo-stationary orbit. But when the Air Force space operators at Los Angeles Air Force Base activated the engine, nothing happened. The Government Accountability Office would later blame the failure on a rag left inside a fuel line by a Lockheed worker.'"

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  1. Lockheed gonna get sued? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Seems like the gov't should sue lockheed for failing to deliver the working satellite as contracted.

    Hopefully that'll happen (which will probably leave that worker jobless) and we'll get some of our tax dollars back.

    Shhh... I can dream!

    1. Re:Lockheed gonna get sued? by JonahsDad · · Score: 5, Informative

      TFA states that they are seeking compensation from Lockheed. Hopefully, that'll happen without an actual suit.

    2. Re:Lockheed gonna get sued? by davester666 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yes, the gov't will have to pay for that space-rag now. Lockheed forgot to bill them for it.

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    3. Re:Lockheed gonna get sued? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Seems like the gov't should sue lockheed for failing to deliver the working satellite as contracted.

      Hopefully that'll happen (which will probably leave that worker jobless) and we'll get some of our tax dollars back.

      Shhh... I can dream!

      Lockheed wouldn't piss off their biggest spender. They'll pay back in the form of a "credit" for some kind of services that have the highest margin for Lockheed. The guy who screwed up and his boss will get fired for sure, and then they will have some business analyst examine their QA process and add a little redundancy in the inspection policies. Nothing to see here folks.

    4. Re:Lockheed gonna get sued? by Ouchie · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yes, the gov't will have to pay for that space-rag now. Lockheed forgot to bill them for it.

      The bill also included the fines levied by the TSA for failing to file an export declariation on the space rag.

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    5. Re:Lockheed gonna get sued? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Seems like the gov't should sue lockheed for failing to deliver the working satellite as contracted.

      Hopefully that'll happen (which will probably leave that worker jobless) and we'll get some of our tax dollars back.

      Shhh... I can dream!

      Lockheed wouldn't piss off their biggest spender. They'll pay back in the form of a "credit" for some kind of services that have the highest margin for Lockheed. The guy who screwed up and his boss will get fired for sure, and then they will have some business analyst examine their QA process and add a little redundancy in the inspection policies. Nothing to see here folks.

      Isn't that what should happen? I mean, when did the world suddenly decide that anytime anyone makes an honest mistake they should be crucified for it forever? If there is restitution for lost funds as well as improvements to try to prevent a repetition of the same problem, shouldn't everyone involved be satisfied? I'm fairly certain that the OP's hope that we all get some kind of tax refund is probably not going to happen, and even if it did, you'd be talking about a few dollars per person at most.

    6. Re:Lockheed gonna get sued? by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 1

      That would be funny if it wasn't so close to the truth...

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    7. Re:Lockheed gonna get sued? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      What are you complaining about, you're not in the top 1%, and you never will be.

    8. Re:Lockheed gonna get sued? by z00_miak · · Score: 5, Funny

      TFA states that they are seeking compensation from Lockheed. Hopefully, that'll happen without an actual suit.

      That would be quite the space suit.

    9. Re:Lockheed gonna get sued? by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      49% don't actually pay income tax

      Because they didn't make any money above federal poverty rates....but hey, don't let details get in the way of a perfectly overused irrelevant statistic.

      the top 1% paid 40%

      When they account for 50%+ of the income, the should be paying *more* taxes, not less.

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    10. Re:Lockheed gonna get sued? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The likelihood of someone leaving a rag in a fuel line is pretty small, particularly in a well established company like Lockheed Martin. How the hell could they even demonstrate that was the case? Simply because the engine wouldn't fire? Look at how spacecraft are built.

      It's much more likely that the "Government Accountability Office" was full of corrupt Boeing stooges or they are just plain incompetent and needed to come up some excuse (honestly, couldn't they be more creative than blaming some impossible to prove rag in a fuel line?). Either the government is just looking for a scapegoat, or its just complete bullshit from the get go. This is stash-rot after all.

    11. Re:Lockheed gonna get sued? by m3000 · · Score: 2

      Considering the top 1% control 33% of the wealth in the country, and the bottom 50% only have 2.5%, I'm pretty OK with that distribution.

    12. Re:Lockheed gonna get sued? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      The to 5% make 38%. But this is Slashdot, it's not as though you guys are going to let something like MATH get in the way of Socialism.

    13. Re:Lockheed gonna get sued? by DJ+Jones · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Actually that whole 49% figure is misleading. The element of "time" is conveniently left out. 49% of Americans at any given "time" do not pay income tax, not because they are lazy, poor, freeloading citizens but because they are either too young to earn income or retired. In actuality, over 90% of Americans pay income tax at some point in their lifetimes.

    14. Re:Lockheed gonna get sued? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      49% don't actually pay income tax

      Because they didn't make any money above federal poverty rates....but hey, don't let details get in the way of a perfectly overused irrelevant statistic.

      the top 1% paid 40%

      When they account for 50%+ of the income, the should be paying *more* taxes, not less.

      It is relevant that 49% don't make money above the poverty line. Fix that problem, and at the same time you solve the problem of having to tax the "top 1%" at an excessively high rate.

      I'm all for some corrective action too prevent too much wealth concentration, provided that the people with the wealth are not already spreading it around. But taking it too far is not a good thing either. You don't want to increase the taxes to the point where those people are no longer rich. Not only is it distasteful from a philosophical standpoint, it has the effect of encouraging tax evasion and discouraging ethical people from even trying to get ahead in life.

      When you find ways to encourage the ultra-wealthy to give away large amounts of their money, you have a good regulatory system for a Free Market. When you just take the money from them in taxes, and Government spreads it around, you have Socialism.

    15. Re:Lockheed gonna get sued? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      did they test the hydrazine fuel that was meant to go through that fuel line? if it contained any water it might have frozen in the line, which would seem like a more plausible scenario.

      alternatively, the onboard computer wasn't running windows 98 was it?

    16. Re:Lockheed gonna get sued? by RenderSeven · · Score: 1

      Actually there was a poll a while back that said 20% of people think they are in the top 1% and 40% think they will be soon. Do your own Googling but it looks like $250k will get you in the top 2%, which isnt unobtainable for most /.'ers

    17. Re:Lockheed gonna get sued? by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1

      And also Federal income tax is not the only taxes. They pay a much higher percentage of their income in sales taxes, pay roll taxes, fees and tolls.

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    18. Re:Lockheed gonna get sued? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Well actually, they (top 1%) only account for 17% of the total income and pay 36.7% of the Federal income tax.

      http://www.taxfoundation.org/news/show/250.html

    19. Re:Lockheed gonna get sued? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, all taxpayers pay taxes. It's implicit in the name. The 49% of people who filed tax forms but didn't pay income taxes are primarily children, whose parents paid income taxes for them, people who had no taxable income (the disabled, retirees, people living off nontaxable insurance payments, people on non-taxable pensions) and people who had insufficient income to be taxed. The top 1% paid 40% of the taxes and earned 60% of the income once you include nearly untaxable income like dividends, inheritance, and capital gains. They also have 59% of the financial assets in this country. I feel so sorry for them.

    20. Re:Lockheed gonna get sued? by pnutjam · · Score: 1

      It's easy to muddy the waters by switching between 1% of wealth and 1% of income.

    21. Re:Lockheed gonna get sued? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      49% don't actually pay income tax

      Because they didn't make any money above federal poverty rates....but hey, don't let details get in the way of a perfectly overused irrelevant statistic.

      Not to mention, that utterly ignores dozens of other classes of taxes. Why would those be excluded in any honest discussion of tax policy?

    22. Re:Lockheed gonna get sued? by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1

      I'm all for some corrective action too prevent too much wealth concentration, provided that the people with the wealth are not already spreading it around. But taking it too far is not a good thing either. You don't want to increase the taxes to the point where those people are no longer rich. Not only is it distasteful from a philosophical standpoint, it has the effect of encouraging tax evasion and discouraging ethical people from even trying to get ahead in life.

      When you find ways to encourage the ultra-wealthy to give away large amounts of their money, you have a good regulatory system for a Free Market. When you just take the money from them in taxes, and Government spreads it around, you have Socialism.

      The current tax rates are nowhere near the onerous levels that would sap people of their ambition. In 1950s we had top marginal tax rates higher than 60%. No damping of enthu whatever. Even the Regan tax rates were higher. What you say would be true in a philosophical sense as long as you don't look at the numbers. But when you save going from 33% to 36.3% is going to make all these fat cat hedge fund managers stop hedge fund managing, you are stretching it too much.

      As for encouraging people to give it away voluntarily, think of what happened to Warren Buffet. Second richest man gave away most of his fortune. The moment he deviated from the ultra loony bin batshit crazy right wing orthodoxy, he was pilloried by the very same people you are supporting. So why would the next rich guy give away anything?

      My argument for high tax rates for the rich people are based on the simple logic of long term self interest of the same rich people. Mere existence of the government helps the wealth and the earning potential of people. Even if we assume opportunities are equally available to all, even if we assume every last rich man made it big completely on his own using ethical means and hard work, they have to pay more in taxes. Why? Because the poor have nothing to lose. They would not care to keep the existing system of government going. May be the ocean of milk is so vast, every last one can drink to his fil. A few do and many dont/cant. Those who don't/can't will happily piss on it spoil it for all. So merely to protect the wealth, and the earning potential, the rich has to pay as much as it takes to keep the faith in the government intact, to keep the roiling masses rested, well fed and preoccupied with the latest Hollywood scandal. You might think it is unfair. But frankly, people who own the 90% of the country, the top 10% should do everything it takes to keep the other 90% mollified. Else there will be a revolution. The gun owners will do well for themselves. But most of the wealth in the country will evaporate. GDP will fall to what we had in 18th century.

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    23. Re:Lockheed gonna get sued? by ViableDreams · · Score: 1

      Income tax is payed on income. Now who is it that's trying to muddy the waters here?

    24. Re:Lockheed gonna get sued? by Hatta · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I mean, when did the world suddenly decide that anytime anyone makes an honest mistake they should be crucified for it forever?

      Forgetting a rag is an honest mistake. Failing to plan for honest mistakes by implementing the appropriate checks into your process is negligence.

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    25. Re:Lockheed gonna get sued? by ViableDreams · · Score: 1

      Almost everything you said is wrong or misleading. The 49% is people who earned income but owed no tax, whether they filed a return or not. Children don't file tax returns unless they have taxable income, and if they do their parent don't pay tax for them or the child would not be filing a return.

      You say "untaxable income" and then list dividends, inheritance and capital gains - all of which are very much taxable. Yes, sometimes at a lower rate (even lower for low-income earners), and sometimes a much higher rate - inheritance.

      Finally, the whole question of wealth (or "assets") is not well understood. Some examples: millions of shares held in a public company that has never been traded but is valued at the last trade of 10 shares. Or a privately held company that has a valuation for tax and other purposes, but has a liquidation or market value that is a fraction of that.

    26. Re:Lockheed gonna get sued? by icebike · · Score: 1

      TFA states that they are seeking compensation from Lockheed. Hopefully, that'll happen without an actual suit.

      They better hope it happens without a suit, because proving this will be impossible. This is all based on speculation unless someone has pictures.

      If the settlement the Air Force demands is too high Lockheed will just deny it happened.
      Its not like the Air Force can switch contractors in mid program. It would set the program back
      4 years to do that.

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    27. Re:Lockheed gonna get sued? by Fjandr · · Score: 1

      Not to mention that you only pay taxes on "wealth" if you die unexpectedly or are a complete moron. It's relatively easy to avoid estate taxes with proper planning, which most people in the 1% do. The only way to realistically prevent someone from planning their way around "wealth" taxes is to levy a tax on individual net worth every year. Then you create the most massive, open-to-abuse convoluted system ever in order to actually try and keep track of the value of everything that every person in the country owns.

      As you said, income taxes are about income. It's not enough for some people though. They want the money people other than themselves earn to be taxed not just when it's earned or spent, but at all times that it is held in private hands.

    28. Re:Lockheed gonna get sued? by Toonol · · Score: 1

      You realize that the top 1% is... one out of a hundred people, and that many thousands of people browse slashdot? I have this feeling that the bottom 10% think that the top 1% are off sipping champagne on their yacht while planning world domination. There's over 3,000,000 people in America that fall into the top 1%.

    29. Re:Lockheed gonna get sued? by lgw · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It is relevant that 49% don't make money above the poverty line. Fix that problem

      That problem was fixed. So they moved the poverty line up, and it will keep being moved every generation, because it's a good political football.

      Look around you and see whether America seems to have a starvation problem, or an obesity problem. Real poverty, as would be recognized in most of the rest of the world, is almost absent in America.

      No matter what you do, 20% of people will be in the bottom 20%, you know. The best system to avoid too much wealth concentration is to change inheritance taxes to be income taxes, so that spreading it out when you die is greatly encouraged. On any shorter timescale I'm not sure it matters, and since wealth and income are different things, you won't otherwise solve a wealth distribution "problem" with an income tax.

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    30. Re:Lockheed gonna get sued? by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 1

      It's not that people don't pay income taxes at some point in time, it's that they don't make enough to qualify to pay 'income taxes'. They do however pay plenty of sales tax, gas tax, etc.

      The GOP canard is using the 49% non-income tax payers to make people *think* that 49% pay NO tax...which is patently false.

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    31. Re:Lockheed gonna get sued? by ViableDreams · · Score: 1

      It's not easy to avoid estate taxes and is in fact impossible to do (legally). People manage and plan for estate taxes but it's basically done by spending money 'now' rather than waiting for the government to take it later. The *only* way to avoid estate taxes is to give away your money and it's absurd to claim that that is somehow avoiding the tax.

      If you want to claim something about using a foundation, well there are all kinds of rules governing that as well. Yeah, people do things that are illegal and against the rules and sometimes get away it, but if you're going to cheat then anything is possible.

    32. Re:Lockheed gonna get sued? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seems like the gov't should sue lockheed for failing to deliver the working satellite as contracted.

      Hopefully that'll happen (which will probably leave that worker jobless) and we'll get some of our tax dollars back.

      Shhh... I can dream!

      ...and hopefully they sack you for making a small mistake at work.

      You don't know what the failure was. Systemic. Human error. The fact that the rag was recorded as being left there makes me think it may have been procedural. Hoping that an employee is fired just means you're an anonymous jackass.

    33. Re:Lockheed gonna get sued? by syousef · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I mean, when did the world suddenly decide that anytime anyone makes an honest mistake they should be crucified for it forever?

      Forgetting a rag is an honest mistake. Failing to plan for honest mistakes by implementing the appropriate checks into your process is negligence.

      The engineer following the process is not necessarily the person that created the procedure. Also even if a procedure is in place double failures do occur - they are just less likely.

      I love the way so many people are willing to judge that a man should or should not be fired based on 3 minutes of reading a slashdot story. Really enhances my faith in human nature. Hope none of you ever sit on a jury. What disciplinary action if any should be faced by various staff involved is something that would require at least weeks of investigation, IF you want to go in that direction and waste the time on a witch hunt instead of just fixing the issue.

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    34. Re:Lockheed gonna get sued? by garyebickford · · Score: 2

      ... Not to mention that almost everyone in the US is in the top 1% worldwide.

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    35. Re:Lockheed gonna get sued? by wisty · · Score: 1

      ... Not to mention that almost everyone in the US is in the top 1% worldwide.

      Just not on standard of living.

    36. Re:Lockheed gonna get sued? by GumphMaster · · Score: 1

      There's over 3,000,000 people in America that fall into the top 1%.

      Which is about the number of millionaires in the United States. How many individual millionaires do you personally know that read Slashdot? Me... none. I'd be surprised if there weren't a few slash-millionaires but I'd be more surprised if anything like 1% of the readership here was in that list.

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    37. Re:Lockheed gonna get sued? by Hatta · · Score: 1

      I think it's pretty clear here that a man (or a woman) should be fired. It's not clear which one, and I think it's pretty unlikely that the right one will be.

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    38. Re:Lockheed gonna get sued? by ATMAvatar · · Score: 1

      Tolerance for failure is inversely proportional to the number of digits in the price tag.

      Whether it is the engineer who left the rag in the fuel line or (more likely) the upper-level manager that decided to skimp on QA - someone's going to get fired, and rightly so. This wasn't a thousand- or million-dollar mistake. This was a multi-billion-dollar failure.

      That it was a stupid mistake that should have been caught in preliminary testing makes it even worse.

      And, to add insult to injury, this isn't a mistake that cost some third-party. The cost came out of our pockets.

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    39. Re:Lockheed gonna get sued? by Fjandr · · Score: 1

      Not impossible at all. I didn't say it'll avoid ALL taxation or cost, but you can certainly avoid estate taxes with planning. Unless the estate tax is no higher (having a high political profile, it could be 40% or 0% at a given time, so I'm not going to delve into specific numbers) than the taxes to transfer that wealth now, it can always be avoided with a net savings. Depending on the amount of money involved and the current tax rates for the huge quantity of trusts and limited liability fictions available, that savings can amount to a very large percentage of what would otherwise be an estate.

      The *only* way to avoid estate taxes is to give away your money and it's absurd to claim that that is somehow avoiding the tax.
      The logic used to construct this is so fundamentally flawed I'm not sure how to begin addressing it. It seems ... absurd ... to even have to consider it might need to be addressed. It's absurd to think giving money to who you want while you're alive is avoiding giving a percentage of that money to someone you don't want after you die? Even if it does, in fact, accomplish that?

      Scenario A: You have a $6M estate at the time of your death. The government takes $350K of that in taxes (35% of estates in excess of $5M).
      Your heirs get $5.65M.
      Scenario B: You give $13,000 per year to each of your 2 children and 6 grandchildren for 10 years, and your estate ends up totaling $5M.
      Your heirs receive $6M.
      But it's absurd to call scenario B an avoidance of the estate tax, apparently.

      The above is, of course, a simplification to illustrate my point. There are innumerable other scenarios, some of which can save not millions but billions of dollars in taxes. If more money goes to your heirs and assigns, you've been successful.

      While estate planning is complicated, it's complicated to the attorneys and planners you pay (you have the money to do so, if this is an issue that could possibly affect you, after all), not so much to the person paying.

    40. Re:Lockheed gonna get sued? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't there insurance available for satellites? I'm a little surprised that anybody but an insurance company would have to fork over any cash (aside from an insurance premium increase).

    41. Re:Lockheed gonna get sued? by Burning1 · · Score: 1

      The top 5% own 45.1% of the wealth in the United States. The rich accomulate disproportionate wealth, not income.

    42. Re:Lockheed gonna get sued? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      both are negligent, but point made.

    43. Re:Lockheed gonna get sued? by ViableDreams · · Score: 1

      If giving away the lofty amount of $13,000 a year counts as "tax avoidance" then yes, I guess you're correct. Try avoiding the tax on $20m or $50 or whatever, which you imply can be done. Yes, you can give it away now rather than later, which means the gains don't get taxed (as part of the estate) but you still have to pay the same rate on the amount you transfer. (I know the answer of course - that's far more money than anyone "deserves" to get anyway, never mind the fact that it's their money.)

      I did agree that planning can help, but the implication is always that the super-rich just avoid the estate tax, which is simply not true. And why are people so adamant about having and raising the estate tax while at the same time claiming "no one pays it anyway"?

    44. Re:Lockheed gonna get sued? by Jimbob+The+Mighty · · Score: 1

      49% don't actually pay income tax

      Because they didn't make any money above federal poverty rates....but hey, don't let details get in the way of a perfectly overused irrelevant statistic.

      the top 1% paid 40%

      When they account for the fact that 49% of people aren't in a position to be able to pay income tax, the should be paying *more* taxes, not less.

      There, FTFY.

    45. Re:Lockheed gonna get sued? by Fjandr · · Score: 1

      If giving away the lofty amount of $13,000...
      You forgot to read past the first sentence in that paragraph, apparently.

      The rates for moving money now are not the same as the estate tax rates. For trusts with property that appreciates, you pay a current rate of about 2.4%. That's ONE example, and I'm not going to dig out references just so you can deflect again. Each case is unique, and I'm not interested in writing a textbook on estate planning to satisfy you.

      I never said all the super-rich avoid all estate taxes. I said they can avoid them through planning, and many do. Two very different things, one of which is made out of straw.

      It costs money to eliminate estate taxes. You don't eliminate the total cost, you eliminate a specific point and circumstance of payment, and in so doing reduce overall costs to the estate. I'm not interested in more meaningless semantics and deflections. You can lower or eliminate estate taxes if you are wealthy. You can eliminate payment of the estate tax by planning early and paying other, lesser taxes and costs.

      Anyone who says "Nobody pays anyway" is ignorant, at best. Lots of people pay. The fact that lots of people pay has absolutely nothing to do with anything I've written.

    46. Re:Lockheed gonna get sued? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "...2010, 45 percent of households paid no federal income tax, according to the Tax Policy Center. In 2009, it was about 47 percent. In 2008, 49 percent..."
      http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/06/28/46-percent-of-americans-e_n_886293.html/

    47. Re:Lockheed gonna get sued? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Well the UK stats are the top 2% making 80% of the money, and the US is supposed to be even worse. We actually have quite a bit of socialism, don't forget.

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    48. Re:Lockheed gonna get sued? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Look around you and see whether America seems to have a starvation problem, or an obesity problem. Real poverty, as would be recognized in most of the rest of the world, is almost absent in America.

      Sure, but do we want to judge ourselves by the standards of starving African nations? Of course not, we went better for ourselves and our society, so we consider things like an inability to afford good food to be poverty.

      The argument that other countries have it even worse so we should stop complaining is pretty weak.

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    49. Re:Lockheed gonna get sued? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      settle down

    50. Re:Lockheed gonna get sued? by TheInternetGuy · · Score: 1

      I have mod points, and would have modded you up, but you are already at +5Funny.

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    51. Re:Lockheed gonna get sued? by sFurbo · · Score: 1

      Are you sure that isn't wealth? Wealth tends to be more skewed than income.

    52. Re:Lockheed gonna get sued? by sFurbo · · Score: 1

      income != wealth. Of course, you can still use the distribution of one as a reason to be OK with taxation of the other, but I feel it is quite the non sequitor. By the way, those 2,5%, does that include the debt of the people in the bottom of that distribuiton? That would make the number somewhat meaningles.

    53. Re:Lockheed gonna get sued? by pnutjam · · Score: 1

      I'm just pointing out that most of the outrage is not at the 1% who make 17% of the money, these are "working stiffs" in some sense. Most outrage is at the 1% who control 42% of the wealth and are not necessarily working day to day. 17% makes it sound good compared to 42%.

    54. Re:Lockheed gonna get sued? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not possible: USA population is approx. 4.3% of the global population, which can't fit in 1%.

    55. Re:Lockheed gonna get sued? by Provocateur · · Score: 1

      The right one would be the guy that says, So that's where it went!

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    56. Re:Lockheed gonna get sued? by crutchy · · Score: 1

      there is also indemnity insurance.

      i doubt lockheed martin would be overly concerned about the whole affair. they'll just tack any costs to them onto their quote for their next government contract.

    57. Re:Lockheed gonna get sued? by lgw · · Score: 1

      No, we do not have an obligaiton, moral or otherwise, to forever prop up the lazy and stupid. We have a moral obligation to keep those who fail at life from starving in the streets - and preventing death by exposure or starvation is a hurdle we've largely jumped.

      But beyond that (and some minimal medical care), people who make foolish choices should suffer for them, while people who make wise choices should benfit from them. That is good and just and right. A wide separation between the lifestyles of the wise and the foolish is desireable. Preserving economic mobility, so that the start your parents leave you makes only a small difference by the time you die is desireable. Eqalulity of outcomes is evil and injust and wrong.

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    58. Re:Lockheed gonna get sued? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or education.
      You guys are so dumb.

    59. Re:Lockheed gonna get sued? by Xest · · Score: 1

      Well you can read that as: Rather than compensation for the full cost of the programme due to a failure caused by Lockheed's incompetence, we're trying to figure out the smallest possible figure we can get Lockheed to give us without the tax payers saying "Couldn't you have got more?"

      So expect compensation of a few hundred thousand or couple of million for a programme that probably cost hundreds of millions.

  2. Hmm...scale does not compute. by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 5, Interesting

    blame the failure on a rag left inside a fuel line

    Must be a really small rag or really big fuel line. Seriously, how would this happen? It's a freaking satellite engine, not the shuttle main.

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    1. Re:Hmm...scale does not compute. by localman57 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah. Damn it people! This is just rocket science, not brain surgery!

    2. Re:Hmm...scale does not compute. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do they know a rag was left in the fuel line? Do they have a sensor in the fuel line that checks for the presence of rags? Why didn't it alert in engine testing?

    3. Re:Hmm...scale does not compute. by Richard_at_work · · Score: 5, Informative

      You can use tiny squares of cloth, impregnated with cleaning solution, to clean the inside of valves and metal lines - gets rid of metal filings which are left over from the boring process.

      Quite easy to leave one behind. Which is why there are processes in place designed to prevent such issues.

    4. Re:Hmm...scale does not compute. by 0123456 · · Score: 3, Informative

      How do they know a rag was left in the fuel line? Do they have a sensor in the fuel line that checks for the presence of rags?

      I don't know about this case, but AFAIR NASA required forms signed in triplicate saying that any tool taken into the shuttle was later removed from it. Perhaps there's similar tracking in this case and a check showed up a rag that wasn't signed out for being removed.

      It seems to be a common problem, I'm sure I remember a couple of rocket launches which were blamed on rags in the fuel lines.

    5. Re:Hmm...scale does not compute. by ClickOnThis · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yeah. Damn it people! This is just rocket science, not brain surgery!

      Actually, compared to rocket science, brain surgery is a walk in the park.

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    6. Re:Hmm...scale does not compute. by Marc_Hawke · · Score: 2

      I wonder what that says for Theoretical Physics.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVPsBmhgjTk [big bang theory]

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    7. Re:Hmm...scale does not compute. by gnick · · Score: 2

      If it's a rag small enough to scrub the inside of a fuel line, it could easily go unnoticed on its way onto the assembly platform. Or, if one was too large, it could have been sectioned and still taken out as "one rag." But in any case, signed in or signed out, how hard is it to test whether or not the line is partially or fully plugged? Put a controlled pressure on one end and measure flow rate on the other.

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    8. Re:Hmm...scale does not compute. by shentino · · Score: 1

      Dammit jim I'm a doctor, not an engineer.

    9. Re:Hmm...scale does not compute. by Maximum+Prophet · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You can use tiny squares of cloth, impregnated with cleaning solution, to clean the inside of valves and metal lines - gets rid of metal filings which are left over from the boring process.

      Quite easy to leave one behind. Which is why there are processes in place designed to prevent such issues.

      So, they built a tool to make sure the rag was removed. Then they built another tool to check that the first tool was removed...

      More seriously, why wouldn't groundside testing notice that there was a rag in the line?

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    10. Re:Hmm...scale does not compute. by tinkerton · · Score: 1

      Then again, speaking as a Jurassic Park's gatekeeper, a walk in the park is like trying to take out a 2bn dollar satellite armed with nothing but a dirty rag.

    11. Re:Hmm...scale does not compute. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Probably a small piece of paper towel used to keep trash out during assembly/painting/cutting etc. The tech meant well and forgot.

    12. Re:Hmm...scale does not compute. by Richard_at_work · · Score: 4, Informative

      More seriously, why wouldn't groundside testing notice that there was a rag in the line?

      Yup, why wouldn't it?

      Obviously it didn't. Multiple times. In multiple different situations - this isn't the first space mission to be ruined because of something left where it shouldn't have been.

      The obvious answer to your question might be because it didn't block anything during testing, so there was the appearance of nothing wrong. Turn on the fuel flow, after the experience of the launch, and it might have been jostled free from wherever it had chosen to hide - from there it might be a short ride to a bottle necking point such as a crimp in the line, a sharp bend, or a valve, and thus begins the blockage.

    13. Re:Hmm...scale does not compute. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, they built a tool to make sure the rag was removed. Then they built another tool to check that the first tool was removed...

      A friend of mine once worked in a cookie factory.

      The last item on the assembly line was a metal detector to make sure that no metal bits fell off any machines and were in the cookie bags.

    14. Re:Hmm...scale does not compute. by treeves · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No, not paper. These things are assembled in cleanrooms, in which ordinary paper is not allowed, due to the particles/fibers it sheds. Cleanroom cloths are usually lint-free polyester cloth squares about 8 inches on a side, IME.

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    15. Re:Hmm...scale does not compute. by geekmux · · Score: 1

      You can use tiny squares of cloth, impregnated with cleaning solution, to clean the inside of valves and metal lines - gets rid of metal filings which are left over from the boring process.

      Quite easy to leave one behind. Which is why there are processes in place designed to prevent such issues.

      Yes, those highly advanced military-grade processes that basically involve turning the engine on at least once before you spend a few million putting the thing in orbit...

      I'm guessing no one involved in testing has bought a used car before...like ever.

    16. Re:Hmm...scale does not compute. by SwedishChef · · Score: 5, Insightful

      More seriously, why wouldn't groundside testing notice that there was a rag in the line?

      Some of these positioning rockets are single-use. If you test one you have to build another to replace it. And then test it. And then.....

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    17. Re:Hmm...scale does not compute. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A better question is how do they think they know this is what happened. The GAO report just says it is most likely a small piece of cloth causing the blockage; They really have no idea and just need a handle the media can hold.

    18. Re:Hmm...scale does not compute. by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 1

      ... gets rid of metal filings which are left over from the boring process.

      Well, why don't they use an exciting process instead?

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    19. Re:Hmm...scale does not compute. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oil industry use PIGS to clean out their pipes - not bovines, but basically giant metal plugs with cleaning surfaces that are blown through the pipe using the normal pressure of the oil and gas being pushed through the line. There are special valves at each end that allow the capture and insertion of the device. I'd have thought they would have used something similar.

    20. Re:Hmm...scale does not compute. by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I'm a bit surprised that it wasn't caught purely as a side effect of other procedures... If I were planning on running fuel through something important that might theoretically be contaminated with lubricants/condensation/whatever, I'd strongly consider blowing $5 worth of compressed nitrogen through it until the outflow is clean...

      Catching every little thing that might gum up the fuel lines during assembly, testing, and cleaning seems like it could be a genuinely hard problem. Doing a combination pressure test/gas flush seems like it would be a cheap, simple, brute-force solution to that entire class of potential problems...

    21. Re:Hmm...scale does not compute. by icebike · · Score: 1

      The obvious answer to your question might be because it didn't block anything during testing,

      The more obvious answer was that the testing wasn't actually done, OR that they are merely speculating that a rag was left and no one has any real clue.

      What we do know for sure is that the Government Accountability Office does not have a single employee who is a Rocket Scientist(tm). These are bean counters, forms checkers, and desk jockeys, and blame shifters.

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    22. Re:Hmm...scale does not compute. by icebike · · Score: 1

      That is standard in any processed food packaging industry, as well as Fish packaging, meat packaging.
      Its FDA required I believe.

      Hard to detect a rag on a metal detector.

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    23. Re:Hmm...scale does not compute. by Richard_at_work · · Score: 2

      I've dealt with people at the GAO, they have a lot of expertise in house on many subjects, and aren't afraid to seek advice externally to come to decisions. It's one of those branches of government that it's actually nice to have.

    24. Re:Hmm...scale does not compute. by tsotha · · Score: 1

      There's also a process in place to make sure surgeons remove all the clamps and sponges from the patient's body before they sew up. Still happens sometimes, though.

    25. Re:Hmm...scale does not compute. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Operating rooms have a similar problem. Some use old-school check lists and problems occur frequently; more frequently than you want to know anyway. More modern setups scan every piece of equipment used (barcode, rfid, whatever you prefer) and it takes the computer just a second to see if everything is accounted for when surgery is finished.

    26. Re:Hmm...scale does not compute. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, those highly advanced military-grade processes that basically involve turning the engine on at least once before you spend a few million putting the thing in orbit...

      I'm guessing no one involved in testing has bought a used car before...like ever.

      Assume the rocket motor in question can be test fired without harm. Since fuel lines are involved, it's a liquid rocket motor, not a solid motor. If you test fire a liquid fueled rocket motor on a stand, and it's fine, what do you do before launching it on a satellite?

      You do not just unbolt it from the test stand and bolt it to the satellite. You purge and clean everything before unbolting, then disassemble and probably clean some more, because the kind of liquid rocket fuel used for orbital maneuvers is generally something very toxic and hazardous. You don't want to risk accidentally exposing the satellite assembly workers to fumes, much less leftover liquid fuel. This is probably where the cleaning swab got introduced to a fuel line.

      You can't do a post-satellite-assembly test burn either, because you don't want to risk getting combustion products in any sensitive equipment (not a concern on orbit, but definitely a concern in a test chamber with an atmosphere -- satellites are assembled in clean rooms for a good reason). The only practical post-assembly, pre-launch fuel system test is probably something like gas pressurization, with pure dry nitrogen gas so as to avoid the need to disassemble and re-clean anything. That sort of test isn't necessarily perfect. A partial blockage might well pass gas but block the liquid rocket fuel enough to cause a problem.

      So, sorry folks, can't be smug and say "why didn't they test, those fools!". With rockets, there's generally a point after which you have to rely on operational discipline to get everything right, because refueling after test firing isn't quite as simple as pulling up to a gas station and pumping some gas.

    27. Re:Hmm...scale does not compute. by Solandri · · Score: 2

      I don't know about this case, but AFAIR NASA required forms signed in triplicate saying that any tool taken into the shuttle was later removed from it.

      An audit of procedures after the Challenger disaster revealed that this can actually cause the problem it's attempting to solve. When you require three people to sign off that something has been inspected, one day an inspector is a bit rushed and needs to finish by 4:30 to make it to his child's school play. He figures since two other people will be inspecting the part in addition to him, he can cheat a little and just sign off on it without actually inspecting it. After all, what are the odds that all three inspectors would sign off on it without actually inspecting the part?

      Until you think, what are the odds that all three inspectors have a child in the school play that day and want to finish early to get off by 4:30? Too few inspectors and you're vulnerable to mistakes. Too many inspectors and you're vulnerable to complacency.

    28. Re:Hmm...scale does not compute. by tragedy · · Score: 1

      Am I alone in wondering why they're using rags on the inside of fuel lines in the first place? Wouldn't you think they've be using some sort of more specialized tool? A pipe cleaner maybe? I just get this image of an aerospace engineer jabbing a rag down the line on the end of a bit of straightened out coathanger wire.

    29. Re:Hmm...scale does not compute. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Check stuff into the work space, check stuff out of the work space. That is exactly how we did it when working inside nuclear reactor compartments. That was in place even when we were not working "inside" the coolant boundaries. Someone checked something in and probably did not check it out. Maybe it was an oversight in forgetting to check it out, maybe it was really left in there.

    30. Re:Hmm...scale does not compute. by hazem · · Score: 1

      There's no need for a special tool. Just put unique serial numbers on each rag. Note which ones you check out at the beginning of a process, then make sure you can account for all of them when you're done with the process.

      Sure, putting serial numbers on rags is more expensive than normal rags; but not as expensive as losing a satellite.

    31. Re:Hmm...scale does not compute. by pipingguy · · Score: 2

      Junk left in piping can cause all kinds of problems (like, duh). That's why there are procedures to clean out the lines prior to startup. If the rag was left in oxygen or oxygen-rich piping, well...kaboom.

      One space industry insider, who spoke with The Diplomat on condition of anonymity, says lapses like the forgotten rag indicate a lack of experience in the lower ranks of U.S. space contractors. âoeIt was probably a mix all too common in the USAF programs: 80-year-old PhDs and 20-year-old college grads.â Periodic collapses in U.S. space funding, such as occurred in the 1990s, have resulted in entire missing generations of space engineers. Today, there are precious few mid-level engineers to bridge the gap between the veterans and the new hires. As a result, âoethe zero-practice grads make simple mistakes,â the insider says.

      I currently work as a design checker (but not in rocket science) - who checks the checker?

    32. Re:Hmm...scale does not compute. by pipingguy · · Score: 1

      I like what "Richard_at_work" just said. A pressure test will tell you that the piping will work within (and to safety factor limits) design parameters, pressure-wise, but that's about it.

      Since we know how materials weaken due to high temperatures, the pressures are increased. A 150# flange can actually take up to 275#, "depending". Raise the temperature that the flange sees, and what it can withstand. It's much less.

    33. Re:Hmm...scale does not compute. by pipingguy · · Score: 1

      In the process piping industries we use line pigs for this sort of thing.

      We all know that pigs are intelligent, but wow!

    34. Re:Hmm...scale does not compute. by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      I currently work as a design checker (but not in rocket science) - who checks the checker?

      When you get to the other side, say "king me", then you can move backwards.

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    35. Re:Hmm...scale does not compute. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      solid rocket motors typically are single use; liquid and gas usually can be started and stopped repeatedly; because of vagaries in getting to initial orbit, subsequent stages usually are based on reserves of liquid fuel to more easily adjust thrust for orbital adjustment

    36. Re:Hmm...scale does not compute. by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Might have got in there after engine testing was complete, perhaps during fuelling or something. There was a Gemini mission in the 60s where they forgot to remove the lanyard holding the bay doors of a rocket open after it was fitted during roll-out. Billions of dollars and a human spaceflight mission wasted.

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    37. Re:Hmm...scale does not compute. by pipingguy · · Score: 1

      That was funny.

      I'm going to adopt it.

      Oh wait, you were talking aboot Checkers, the board-based game. I see your misunderstanding.



      I'm one of those checkers, I know just enough to be dangerous, as they say. I work in process plants. though.

    38. Re:Hmm...scale does not compute. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sound to me like you never been in the LMC clean room in Sunnyvale.

  3. The answer appears to be a yes. by jandrese · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Isn't this sort of like asking if a $5 wrench could wreck a car engine if it were left inside of a cylinder? Is anybody going to say "no"?

    And yes, I went with the car analogy right from the start. Deal with it.

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    1. Re:The answer appears to be a yes. by Suki+I · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Exactly! Any old blockage could prevent fuel from getting through the fuel line. Same with the oxidizer. Even smashing a bug under an electrical component could cause a failure.

    2. Re:The answer appears to be a yes. by Lumpy · · Score: 0, Troll

      No.

      There are no car engines with enough displacement for a wrench to fit. Socket? yes, that can and will happen, I've seen a race car smash a head up because of a socket left in a cyl. but you did not say that, you said wrench, so it's impossible for a wrench to ruin the engine from being left in the Cylinder because you cant get one in there to begin with.

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    3. Re:The answer appears to be a yes. by xrayspx · · Score: 4, Funny

      Luckily, in the aerospace industry, there's no such thing as a "$5 wrench". Hell that was probably a $700 dirty rag.

    4. Re:The answer appears to be a yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "There are no car engines with enough displacement for a wrench to fit."

      Not true:

      http://edm4.com/the-worlds-smallest-wrench.htm

    5. Re:The answer appears to be a yes. by jandrese · · Score: 1

      Not even this wrench?

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    6. Re:The answer appears to be a yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh.. I have wrenches that will fit. They've got no purpose that I know of in a garage, but they'll fit.

    7. Re:The answer appears to be a yes. by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      No.

      There are no car engines with enough displacement for a wrench to fit.

      What if someone made a smaller wrench? You seem to be assuming there is a fixed size of 'wrench', and a lower bound on it.

      Since I'm betting neither of us has helped to assemble a satellite, I'm betting neither of us has any idea of the specialized tools involved. How do you know it's not one of these?

      I seem to remember wrenches from my mechano set when I was a kid which would fit into the cylinder of most car engines

      you said wrench, so it's impossible for a wrench to ruin the engine from being left in the Cylinder because you cant get one in there to begin with

      Not even close to impossible. Maybe not probable or likely based on the sizes of wrenches used on cars. Impossible in this case is hyperbole at best.

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    8. Re:The answer appears to be a yes. by roc97007 · · Score: 0

      Except that most wrenches won't fit in most cylinders, which I think was the original question. You can gum up the works by dropping a screw or some other small object, but not an entire wrench. Similarly, it's difficult to imagine a rag large enough to be useful but small enough to be left in a fuel line. I think someone got something wrong.

      So yeah, your analogy was spot on -- it illustrated exactly why the stated diagnosis was not believable.

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    9. Re:The answer appears to be a yes. by DarkOx · · Score: 1

      Really wow. That kinda surprises me. Other than track side pit crew work, which generally would not be invasive enough to the point of removing the head why would someone be working so quickly and careless not to turn the engine over by hand once before applying the starter?

      Seriously after any job that requires removing the cams from their bearings you should probably be turning the engine through at least on revolution by hand just to make sure everything operating freely.

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    10. Re:The answer appears to be a yes. by gstoddart · · Score: 2

      Similarly, it's difficult to imagine a rag large enough to be useful but small enough to be left in a fuel line.

      How many satellites have you assembled? For me, it's zero.

      But, I've seen people clean the fuel line on RC helicopters ... we're talking about something about 1 inch square on the end of a little metal doo-hickey.

      It is not inconceivable that we're not talking about a big old smelly rag here.

      Why has Slashdot suddenly fallen into the trap of "I've never seen one so it can't possibly exist"? Seriously, I have no idea what is involved in putting a satellite together, but I usually think of dust-free chambers and people in fancy white suits; which means we're already well out of the mundane here.

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    11. Re:The answer appears to be a yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Never underestimate the slashdot hive when considering willingness to go to absurd hypothetical lengths just to be a contrarian dickbag. Oh, and for the next person in the thread to go to absurd lengths the other way. And so on and so forth.

      In the meantime, everyone misses the original point, which is usually valid, because their stupid aspergers got in the way.

      Slashdot today... same as yesterday... we'll see you tomorrow.

    12. Re:The answer appears to be a yes. by galaad2 · · Score: 2, Informative

      bugs being smashed in electical components has already happened, lots of times in history.
      Here's one of the first properly documented cases of it, from 1947:

      http://www.history.navy.mil/photos/images/h96000/h96566k.jpg

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      The First "Computer Bug"

      Moth found trapped between points at Relay # 70, Panel F, of the Mark II Aiken Relay Calculator while it was being tested at Harvard University, 9 September 1947. The operators affixed the moth to the computer log, with the entry: "First actual case of bug being found". They put out the word that they had "debugged" the machine, thus introducing the term "debugging a computer program".
      In 1988, the log, with the moth still taped by the entry, was in the Naval Surface Warfare Center Computer Museum at Dahlgren, Virginia.

      Courtesy of the Naval Surface Warfare Center, Dahlgren, VA., 1988.

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    13. Re:The answer appears to be a yes. by Randle_Revar · · Score: 1

      Ok, not exactly a car, but I bet a bunch of wrenches could fit in a cylinder from one of these: http://www.archithings.com/cat-c175-engine-refined-drive-train-and-efficient-body-designs-for-797f-mining-truck/2009/10/23

    14. Re:The answer appears to be a yes. by roc97007 · · Score: 3, Informative

      I have assembled zero satellites. But back in my military contracting days, I did the electronics for several military applications and was present when satellites were built. The boosters on those things are fairly small, and the fuel lines tend not to be big enough to stuff into what we think of as a rag. Maybe a cleaning tool or some other implement. I think whomever wrote that was either lazy or didn't fully understand what they were writing about.

      > Why has Slashdot suddenly fallen into the trap of "I've never seen one so it can't possibly exist"?

      Have we so soon forgotten that us slashdotters come from a variety of backgrounds? For instance, legal articles are often responded to by actual lawyers in this group. There are actual astronomers, actual physicists, actual biologists, and I'm certain, actual rocket scientists, who read and participate in Slashdot. We're not all gamers living in our parent's basement. Although there are some.

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    15. Re:The answer appears to be a yes. by shentino · · Score: 1

      Is it the same 5 dollar wrench that was used to beat the password out of the programmer of another sattelite that was hacked?

    16. Re:The answer appears to be a yes. by RingDev · · Score: 3, Informative

      Most starters aren't strong enough to bust up a wrench or socket. Take out a plug maybe, possibly bend a valve, but in all likelihood, the motor would turn the engine till contact and stop.

      That is assuming you are hitting the engin with the starter before hooking up the fuel and plugs. Which is usually a good idea to get the oil pump primed and heads lubricated firing it up.

      That said, I have a number of wrenches that could easily fit in a cylinder with the piston at BDC. A GM 350 for instance, has a 4" bore and 3.48" stroke. On the diagonal that gives you over 5 1/4" clearance at BDC, not including the combustion chamber in the head.

      9-11mm wrenches and 1/4" wrenches are common tools under the hood. Wiring brackets, trim plates, grounding lines, battery terminals, oil pan bolts, valve cover bolts, etc... They all fall into that size range.

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    17. Re:The answer appears to be a yes. by spam4rakesh · · Score: 1

      Now taking it a little further, a small amount of plaque in your arteries can take you out :)

    18. Re:The answer appears to be a yes. by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      Most car engines have a bore of around 80mm. Enough to easily allow a small wrench to sit flat on the top of the cylinder. You could probably also spin the engine slowly without noticing it. 95mm is not completely uncommon.

    19. Re:The answer appears to be a yes. by Stormtrooper42 · · Score: 1

      This one? Very likely.

    20. Re:The answer appears to be a yes. by hedwards · · Score: 1

      My first thought was why you would need an expensive thing to damage a really expensive thing. It's not unusual for a bird strike to take out a jet engine and Columbia was taken out by a few tiles coming loose at an in opportune time.

      What's more if you run over a tack or nail chances are good that it will puncture the tire, and you can buy quite a few of those for a dollar.

    21. Re:The answer appears to be a yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is wrong two ways. The bore & stroke of the cylinders of my engine (5.7L V8) is 4" x 3.48", which would comfortably fit a 5.25" long wrench, like anything smaller than a standard Craftsman 3/8" combination wrench. This doesn't include the volume of the chamber in the head, which increases the room.

      There are so many varieties and sizes of wrenches that there isn't a car made that a wrench won't fit in the cylinders. I have a set of wrenches that are smaller than the length of a toothpick, I'm fairly sure if I left one in the intake, they could even make it past the valves to get into the cylinder.

    22. Re:The answer appears to be a yes. by Dunbal · · Score: 2

      Why is everyone assuming a small diameter fuel line? It's a rocket engine not a 5cc internal combustion motor. You need a certain amount of gallons per minute for it to work.

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    23. Re:The answer appears to be a yes. by AK+Marc · · Score: 2

      I believe the consensus is that the "rag" is a piece of cloth or cloth-like material designed small enough to fit in the line to clean it out. Most people think "cloth designed to be held by a hand" not "scrap designed to be held on the end of a rod for cleaning gun barrels and fuel lines." The wording was inexact and conjured an idea in most people that's inaccurate. Better wording "A small swatch of cleaning cloth is thought to have been left inside a fuel line" or something like that would have been more exact and less open to misunderstanding.

    24. Re:The answer appears to be a yes. by rahvin112 · · Score: 1

      There is a better analogy than a wrench. How about a rag stuffed into the exhaust pipe between the engine and the catalytic converter. You aren't going to see it, you won't know it's there until you try to start engine. The more correct analogy would be a rag stuffed into the fuel line.

      I'd wager the main question is why the engines aren't test fired before they vehicle is in space.

    25. Re:The answer appears to be a yes. by rts008 · · Score: 2

      You obviously have little or no experience with engines and wrenches.

      I have in my possession a canvas tool-pouch containing 12 ignition wrenches that can easily fit inside the cylinder, and has done so many times over the past 4 decades. That's 12 wrenches at a time, and the pouch that has fit totally inside of cylinders many times. (handy place to temporarily hold things)

      Somewhat in your defense, I will admit that there are few times you need that small of a wrench around an engine when the heads are removed, but saying "impossible" just highliights your ignorance.

      I personally have found many improbable items inside of engines over the decades, just as you here about surgery patients having post-operative complications from stuff left inside of them from the surgery.
      The 'ideal' or 'perfect' plan only exists on paper....throw a human in the mix, and you get Murpy's Law events sooner, or later.

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    26. Re:The answer appears to be a yes. by rahvin112 · · Score: 1

      I can guarantee there are professions ranging from mcdonalds cashier all the way to civil engineers, marketing droids, HR representatives and car salesmen and everyone in between that read this website.

      Although everyone may be a geek at heart not everyone picked their hobby for their profession. Speaking only for myself, computers are my hobby, it would ruin my hobby to work with them as a profession so I chose a different field to work in.

    27. Re:The answer appears to be a yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      " You look good in rags " , I understand now Alice Cooper. One can look good with such a price tag.

    28. Re:The answer appears to be a yes. by The+Grim+Reefer · · Score: 1

      No.

      There are no car engines with enough displacement for a wrench to fit. Socket? yes, that can and will happen, I've seen a race car smash a head up because of a socket left in a cyl. but you did not say that, you said wrench, so it's impossible for a wrench to ruin the engine from being left in the Cylinder because you cant get one in there to begin with.

      Obviously you've never used a stubby wrench. Here's a 1/2 that is only 4 1/4" long. A Chevy 350 cylinder has a 4 inch bore with a 3.48 inch stroke. Plenty of room for a wrench of this size, and they can be even shorter. This is a Very common size wrench and a very common engine. But you stated race cars. I don't know what type you are referring to, but GM sells crate motors for such applications that are 572 CI with a 4.56 inch bore 4.375 inch stroke. You could easily lay the wrench at that link down flat across the top of the piston in an engine of this size. You could drop an entire socket wrench into a cylinder of this size if you're in a hurry and not paying attention.

    29. Re:The answer appears to be a yes. by JohnnyComeLately · · Score: 2

      Because it's hydrazine. Really nasty stuff no one wants to be shooting off on the ground. I read the link and I think whoever wrote the Air Force Magazine article either took liberties or talked to the only knucklehead around Space Command. For example, "We found things we hadn't seen before, such as a warm up period." Really? This is why every GPS satellite ever launched has pre-heaters for it's hydrazine thrusters? (They're called "cat bed heaters" if you're looking at Reaction Control System telemetry). He then quotes him to say, "The 50th SW sucked up the workload while doing normal operations," which was then contradicted by the finished statements, "Upon completion, it will be turned over to the 50th." (I'm paraphrasing.) LEO, or Launch and Early Orbit is normally not done by the same crews as on orbit ops. The 4 SOPS get's SCO, or Satellite Command Authority, after it's handed off by the group responsible for LEO has put it into operational orbit, and performed basic check-out to ensure it's mission capable. The 4 SOPS also has the unique situation of being augmented by a National Guard unit, the 148 SOPS, which also performs MILSTAR operations 24/7/365. So, the 50th has a "little" help :) when it comes to Milstar.

    30. Re:The answer appears to be a yes. by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      Yes, I was thinking the same thing. "A tool or a piece of a tool designed to clean out the fuel line was left in the line" would have made a lot more sense.

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    31. Re:The answer appears to be a yes. by JohnnyComeLately · · Score: 2

      You have to be joking or you've forgotten what we're talking about. This is an apogee kick motor (to use GPS parlance) to take a 2 ton space vehicle to a circular 22,000 mile orbit. GPS, having half the orbit and half the weight, has an AKM which is not small. It's huge. It has to be due to the amount of firing it's intended to do. I tried Googling an image to show my point, but unfortunately, the AKM is on the "non-sexy" side of the SV and, hence, no photos. We're not talking about .5 pound stationkeeping thrusters.

      That said, yes I believe the author was undermined by a bad source, or at least the Air Force Magazine article I read which is cited. He is quoted as saying it was a surprise that hydrazine had a warm-up period, and made it sound as if the 50th was flying this bird alongside operable satellites. We've known for over 40 years hydrazine is more consistent when pre-warmed. This is why GPS fires up pre-heaters before every stationkeeping maneuver. Pre-heating gives more reliable, and predictable vectors.

    32. Re:The answer appears to be a yes. by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      Electronics engineering was my vocation. Computers was a hobby. I switched to computers as a vocation at the leading edge of the dot com boom. Life was good, until the bust. Point is, I have background in computer admin, hardware and software development for military and commercial applications, and various types of communications and ECM. And there are people here who regularly participate that have experience I couldn't touch. There are a lot of morons (most seem to post under Anonymous) but a lot of knowledgeable people as well, in a surprising number of fields. As with any collection of people, of course, the trick is to filter those that know from those that don't.

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    33. Re:The answer appears to be a yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And I forgot the other wrenches that could easily fit inside a cylinder - Allen wrenches. You could probably fit a couple of sets in there.

    34. Re:The answer appears to be a yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you drop a screw/washer etc into your intake, it can enter your combustion area very easily and this happens all of the time. That is why most people tape up open holes. I dropped a distributor hold down bolt down into my distributor hole before. I heard a couple and clinks as it fell. I have a double hump oil pan but I eventually was able to verify it made it to the oil pan. I used a small piece of AL wire and fished around until I through I felt the wire dragging something. I then moved around a stack of a few magnets from old hard drives for about 15 minutes until I was able to "catch it" and move it to visually sight it through the oil pan drain hole (it was too big to get it out of the hole though). I left it in there at the bottom of the pan with a magnet attached to the pan and its been there for years. Next time I have the oil pan off which requires either removing my front member and/or jacking up my engine a decent amount, I'll get it out of there. Had I not verified it was in the oil pan, I risked destroying my entire custom engine because of a $0.15 bolt. I wonder if a garage mechanic would have said anything or taken the time to verify it was safe if he dropped it in there.

    35. Re:The answer appears to be a yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We're not all gamers living in our parent's basement. Although there are some.

      I just quit playing COD to call for this guy's firing for whatever the !@#$ he did or didn't do.

      And it's a very nice basement . . .

    36. Re:The answer appears to be a yes. by Billlagr · · Score: 1

      "Rag" does bring to mind, at least my mind anyway, someone wearing grease smeared blue overalls, a shirt with an embroidered name patch that says "Cooter", and a grimy red baseball cap. On backwards.

    37. Re:The answer appears to be a yes. by toddestan · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, you also have wrenches that are far too small to possibly damage a car's engine :)

    38. Re:The answer appears to be a yes. by VJmes · · Score: 1

      And the US government was billed $1400 for it...

    39. Re:The answer appears to be a yes. by Suki+I · · Score: 1

      bugs being smashed in electical components has already happened, lots of times in history.
      Here's one of the first properly documented cases of it, from 1947:

      http://www.history.navy.mil/photos/images/h96000/h96566k.jpg

      That is the one I was thinking of,

  4. New Job Opportunity! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Double checking for dirty rags! Boom...worth at least 45k a year with pension and benefits.. climb around all the pipe systems and check that shit.

  5. anything can take out a satellite by apcullen · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's hard. Any little thing that goes wrong will likely cause the whole thing not to work.
    That's why it's rocket science.

    1. Re:anything can take out a satellite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, part of what makes rocket science so hard is because failure is so expensive. And one reason for that is that you can't just pop a panel (look ma, a car-neutral analogy!), fix it, and have the thing be on its merry way. Another reason to try and find cheap, quick, easy ways to go up the well so you can indeed hop over and hop back.

      In the meantime they'll probably hang some dishes on a couple oversized drones, mesh-network them, and give the result some overlong acronym. Even at beltway bandit prices it'll be cheap, and might actually work, too.

  6. New space race by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Ah, industrial espionage at its finest...

  7. Repair truck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Well just send up the shuttle to collect the rag.... wait a minute... oh yea... Never mind.

  8. Test Sequence? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Who puts an engine together without a test fire? Seems to me that some simple checks would have prevented a very big waste of funds and effort. I guess it won't be a total waste if they can learn from it.

    1. Re:Test Sequence? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, it does seem that there would be checks in place to insure something like this didn't happen. Maybe it didn't fail...

    2. Re:Test Sequence? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it is not unlikely that what you are suggesting is the equivalent of requiring each every bomb test fired to make sure it goes bang...

    3. Re:Test Sequence? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The same people that put a mirror into orbit without looking at it to make sure it is flat. [And who also built a backup mirror, but never tested the primary to see if they should use the backup.] Hello Hubble!

    4. Re:Test Sequence? by Miamicanes · · Score: 1

      > Who puts an engine together without a test fire?

      Who said they didn't test-fire it? They could have test-fired it, verified that it worked, then got a rag to clean it up for the real trip...

    5. Re:Test Sequence? by blueg3 · · Score: 2

      Actually, the Hubble mirror isn't supposed to be flat, its shape is a particular function. It was actually manufactured exactly to spec, but the spec was wrong.

    6. Re:Test Sequence? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, the HST mirror was NOT manufactured exactly to spec, it was manufactured in the wrong shape.

    7. Re:Test Sequence? by robot256 · · Score: 2

      Minor piece of historical correction: The mirror was supposed to parabolic, not flat, so measuring it was not quite a simple matter. It was not NASA but a subcontractor who did the actual grinding, and they used as a reference a defective measurement device when grinding it. Since they did not want to re-grind the mirror, they ignored the data from two functioning devices that said the mirror was flawed. NASA for its part did not perform sufficient quality control on the process to notice that only one device was used to measure it, and apparently did not test (or have the ability to test) the mirror independently. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hubble_Space_Telescope#Flawed_mirror

    8. Re:Test Sequence? by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      yes, I always test my fireworks before the actual show!

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    9. Re:Test Sequence? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll bet Morton-Thiokol didn't test fire a single SRB for the shuttle program! They'd kind of be worthless if they did.
       
      Bill

    10. Re:Test Sequence? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, the design was correct. Perkin-Helmer, who manufactured the primary mirror, simply built it wrong. That's why Kodak, who manufactured a backup mirror, had a correct one.

      PH had several instruments to measure the grinding process. When the main one started giving different results, they ignored the others instead of trying to figure out why that was. I seem to remember some of the data was clipped to show they were similar when they in fact weren't, but I may remember wrong.

    11. Re:Test Sequence? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll bet Morton-Thiokol didn't test fire a single SRB for the shuttle program! They'd kind of be worthless if they did.

      You don't seem to have noticed that SRBs were designed to be recovered and reused. Test firing one would not make it worthless.

      In fact, a test fire on a ground test stand out in the desert (Thiokol did that stuff in Utah IIRC) would be much less wear and tear than a real launch. Reuse in a real mission required fishing them out of the Atlantic, thorough cleaning, and re-trueing the segments to a circular cross section since the water impact was hard enough to bend them a bit.

    12. Re:Test Sequence? by codegen · · Score: 3, Informative

      Actually, the Hubble mirror isn't supposed to be flat, its shape is a particular function. It was actually manufactured exactly to spec, but the spec was wrong.

      Actually,the hubble was spec'd to be a conic constant of p=-.0023, but was polished only to p=-.0139 (i.e. over hyperbolic). The error was due to a problem with the tester. The null reference element was out of position by just over a millimeter. The interesting thing is two other testers reported that the mirror was wrong, but they were ignored because they were not the 'primary' testing instrument. You are correct that it wasn't supposed to be flat, but it definitely wan't built to spec.

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    13. Re:Test Sequence? by blueg3 · · Score: 1

      Ah, that's true. It was machined to high accuracy relative to their ground-truth provider, the tester. Sadly, they didn't believe the results of the two backup testers and NASA didn't catch the problem. (To be fair, these are not simple things to test.)

    14. Re:Test Sequence? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The one device the relied on to measure was wrong. And they decided to ignore the 2 backup measurement devices which said it was made wrong.

    15. Re:Test Sequence? by justanothermathnerd · · Score: 1

      Trivia question: where is the backup mirror now?

    16. Re:Test Sequence? by bWareiWare.co.uk · · Score: 1

      Who launches a satellite without bothering to clean the fuel lines after a test fire?

  9. Lots of failures there. by Lumpy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Assembly failure - leave a rag.
    Inspection failure - did not check for rag.
    Pre-flight final inspection - still did not find the rag.

    Wow, complete failure all the way down the line from assembly to mating with the launch vehicle.

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    1. Re:Lots of failures there. by Massacrifice · · Score: 5, Funny

      XXI century new space programs motto : It's failures all the way down, man!

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    2. Re:Lots of failures there. by geek · · Score: 4, Interesting

      It reminds me of those surgery horror stories where the surgeon or staff leaves behind clamps and sponges inside the persons body.

      Shit happens. All we can really do is our very best to try and prevent it, but ultimately, we're human and prone to mistakes.

    3. Re:Lots of failures there. by Pope · · Score: 1

      It does make me curious as to how big the rag and fuel line are. Also makes a great juxtaposition with the story immediately below on the home page, The Challenges Of Building A Mars Base!

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    4. Re:Lots of failures there. by Overzeetop · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Actually pre-flight final won't catch that kind of thing; it's already buried in the system (and you don't fire thrusters on a flight unit prior to launch). This is likely one of those cases where a scrap of cleaning"rag" was torn off within the path in an area not visible at either end and went unnoticed. To save money, a visual of the system prior to final assembly was determined to be sufficient and the endoscope procedure was eliminated, saving several thousand dollars (combined on all the lines). Sure, in hindsight a compressed air test would have been sufficient, but it's a little late to play what-if now.

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    5. Re:Lots of failures there. by LWATCDR · · Score: 5, Informative

      You left out Slashdot summary failure.

      FTFA
      "On Oct. 24, AEHF-1 reached its originally planned orbit. Testing began soon afterward. The Air Force expects to bring the satellite into service in March. Meanwhile, two more AEHFs are slated to launch in 2012."

      They got it into the correct orbit over two months ago using the small thrusters.
      In other words...
      More sensationalistic headlines to get clicks and comments from the new Slashdot.
      Really? Oh and the answer is "no a dirty rag did not take out a 2 billion dollar commsat."
       

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    6. Re:Lots of failures there. by roc97007 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      > It reminds me of those surgery horror stories where the surgeon or staff leaves behind clamps and sponges inside the persons body.

      Funny you should mention that. I had emergency surgery last year for severe traumatic internal bleeding (won't bore you with the details -- or maybe I already have) and things happened so quickly that they did not have enough time for an instrument inventory. (Apparently it's someone's job to keep track of how many tools get used and then count them before final suture.) So after they got me stable they ran me back through x-ray to look for stuff. Didn't find anything, fortunately.

      But really -- it's not that much of a horror story, they just have to open you back up at some point to retrieve the objects. It's not something you want to have happen, but it's a fairly well known procedure. Horror stories to me are things like taking off the wrong limb [1] or prescribing catastrophically wrong medication.

      [1] Before I went in for knee surgery, the doctor gave me a sharpie and had me mark the correct knee. Just in case.

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      Oliver's law of assumed responsibility: If you're seen fixing it, you will be blamed for breaking it.
    7. Re:Lots of failures there. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Saved" thousands of dollars? More like costs millions.

    8. Re:Lots of failures there. by Mad+Quacker · · Score: 0

      Assembly failure - leave a rag.
      Inspection failure - did not check for rag.
      Pre-flight final inspection - still did not find the rag.

      Wow, complete failure all the way down the line from assembly to mating with the launch vehicle.

      You could say it's 3 failures - but it's not. What it is is that no single person really cares about this launch, it's just a jobs program for many many people. I see it happen everyday - fortunately we don't lose $2 billion dollar satellites, but the same principle applies.

      If there was a Orville Wright or a Steve Jobs or even a Jeff Bezos in charge of this satellite, this wouldn't happen. Although this is easier said than done, I'm sure there are many dedicated people who would make it their life and death mission to make sure it succeeded - but they are held in check by everyone else participating in the "jobs program". I have no idea how to fix this, but it's a problem everywhere around the world.

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    9. Re:Lots of failures there. by Baloroth · · Score: 2

      And of course that "underscores some of the weaknesses in U.S. space efforts." Actually, I would say it underscores the strength: they managed to fix the problem using ingenuity and scarce resources. Also, a "scrap of cloth" != "a rag". Calling it a rag implies someone just forgot a whole piece of cloth. A scrap of cloth implies it ripped or was otherwise accidentally and through no negligence (well, not gross negligence anyways, they may still have checked more carefully) deposited.

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    10. Re:Lots of failures there. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The satellite's useful life is probably compromised, since they had to burn extra fuel that would have been used for station-keeping over it's lifetime.

    11. Re:Lots of failures there. by lightbox32 · · Score: 1

      Talk about being on the rag...

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    12. Re:Lots of failures there. by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      probably.
      But by then they may have a better replacement ready.
      My point was that the summary of this article was so incomplete and full of spin that it looked like a political advertisement.

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    13. Re:Lots of failures there. by Maximum+Prophet · · Score: 1

      Sure, in hindsight a compressed air test would have been sufficient, but it's a little late to play what-if now.

      Except that devising a simple $1000 test might save the next $2,000,000,000 satellite. Extra points if you can add to or replace an existing test that tests multiple systems sufficiently.

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    14. Re:Lots of failures there. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it is someones job to count all sponges clamps etc. before and after surgery to prevent that from happening. I believe that every single tool used on the shuttle had a barcodes or something like that and had to be checked in and out.

      tools and such a manageable, so is a screw or something like that fall of a tool because you can see its missing, but a tiny piece missing from a rag that is really hard to control

    15. Re:Lots of failures there. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Before I went in for knee surgery, the doctor gave me a sharpie and had me mark the correct knee. Just in case.

      That's not enough - they still might decide to take out your appendix (quite a feat if it's already been removed) or something else not knee related.
      You're better off writing it on your forehead AND knee.

      It's not like they're going to be checking your knees if they're sitting there with a sheet which says "tonsillectomy".

    16. Re:Lots of failures there. by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      Well yes, but if I'm still awake when the wheel me in (which I was) and I have one leg uncovered with a big old message in sharpie that says "THIS KNEE!", it's hard to imagine that they'd take out a kidney instead. At least, it makes it less likely...

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    17. Re:Lots of failures there. by geek · · Score: 1

      Well, in your case it was easy enough, even had they left something in. I've seen stories where someone had a sponge in them for a very long time and eventually died of septic shock. Foreign objects inside the human body can cause a lot of damage, even death.

      Luckily in your case someone eventually realized the problem. Glad you're alright by the way.

    18. Re:Lots of failures there. by khallow · · Score: 1

      As long as the checks clear, it's a mission success.

    19. Re:Lots of failures there. by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      ] Before I went in for knee surgery, the doctor gave me a sharpie and had me mark the correct knee. Just in case.

      Yup, they make you mark your own knee, rather than them doing it, in case there's an error, they can say they just followed your orders. I did the same. I even got a video of the procedure, along with an explanation of the two "complications" that occurred (a screw broke, leading to extended time to remove, clean-up, then re-do the screw - and anestesia was poorly done because I was under double the initial estimate for the screw mishap). I have, but still have never watched, the video he provided.

    20. Re:Lots of failures there. by JohnnyComeLately · · Score: 1

      On a $2B satellite there are tons of $1,000 tests. If they've always been negative or someone incorrectly assumes another test overlaps...

    21. Re:Lots of failures there. by JohnnyComeLately · · Score: 1

      Agree. I don't see how you do 2 months of constant firing and then not impact a 14 year design life. Usually there's no crossover between a apogee kick system, and smaller stationkeeping thrusters. So it's not like you can "divert the fuel." I am about 80% sure it's a different thruster system anyway (meaning, apogee motor is NOT hydrazine), but I could easily be wrong. The AF article had several obvious mistakes that any satellite flyer would catch.

    22. Re:Lots of failures there. by Overzeetop · · Score: 2

      The test was devised, mostly likely. There are hundreds - no, probably tens of thousands - of tests on this craft. You can probably trace every single raw material element back to where it was mined, refined, billeted, shipped, stored, manufactured, machined, binned, tagged, selected, gaged, installed, torqued, tested, and approved for flight. Every single time a human touches a part it costs $100 (well, that was a decade ago, it's probably $200 now).

      The anal retentiveness of the work flow on a satellite is mind boggling, and it's one of the reasons spacecraft are so fucking expensive. Over time, you try and weed out the tests which have traditionally had a very low failure rate in order to reduce the overall expense. A $1200 line scope doesn't sound like much. That scope on 4 lines is $5k. A pre-and post assembly scope makes it $10k. There are a thousand other parts that need to be checked with a single test pre and post assembly and now it's $10x10^6. That's after everything is fabricated (and each of those parts has been tested). How many of the 1300 nuts are you going to check with a go-no go gage? How many will you pull from the line and send out for destructive testing to verify chemical composition, temper condition? How many welds will you do no destructive testing on, and should you run both dye pen and magnetic? How about a few with ultrasound. Don't forget to check 10% with x-ray to check for oxides which can lead to fatigue failure that would be invisible with the dye pen test. And make sure that each welder makes a sample before he starts for each type and position of weld, then destructively test for signs of voids or other operator error.

      Now, we've barely scratched the surface, but when you add up all the tests, you start wondering if $500M in testing on a $2B payload might not be a bit high - why not take the ones that have NEVER come up as failures and evaluate which of those are likely to have the lowest probability of failure and eliminate them. There may be a couple million dollars. You're trading maybe 0.2% of the cost for a risk that may be out to the 8th or 9th decimal place in reliability.

      As much shit as I'm willing to give contractors in a lot of cases, the guys on the floor are emotionally invested in the success of a big mission. These tests will go back in, and the next one will be more expensive (well, not really - the engineering is done, the next one will cost less, but not an insignificant amount). It's impossible to account for every eventuality, and also economically irresponsible. At some point, there will be risk. This time, risk won.

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    23. Re:Lots of failures there. by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      Thanks very much.

      When I was in recovery, the ER surgeon visited me. He got really close to me and growled "YOU were a LOT of TROUBLE." It was like a scene from House.

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    24. Re:Lots of failures there. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So were you an adventurer like me before you took that arrow in the knee?

    25. Re:Lots of failures there. by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      Well hopefully the had extra station keeping fuel on board so the impact will not be too great. The issue is that while the article was not great the summary was pure click bait.

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    26. Re:Lots of failures there. by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      There was that house episode in which House had "not this leg " written on one of his legs, and "not this leg either" on the other...

  10. Foreign object debris seems to be common... by Richard_at_work · · Score: 4, Interesting

    At least one of the recent Soyuz failures was put down to a similar issue - debris left in a fuel line by a worker.

    1. Re:Foreign object debris seems to be common... by metrometro · · Score: 1

      In soviet russia, rag washes out you!

    2. Re:Foreign object debris seems to be common... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I seem to remember a lose screw being a serious setback to the Soviet moon program, does anyone remember details?

    3. Re:Foreign object debris seems to be common... by DrBoumBoum · · Score: 1

      The Ariane rocket was brought down by a forgotten rag in 1990.

    4. Re:Foreign object debris seems to be common... by DrBoumBoum · · Score: 2
      I've found this story about US Atlas program in 1993:

      Then, three years later, it was the Atlas program’s turn again. On March 25, 1993, an Atlas 1 lifted off from SLC-36B at Cape Canaveral AFS, carrying the first of the US Navy’s new UHF Follow-On communication satellites. The launch proved to an inauspicious start to the new program.

      A mere 22 seconds after liftoff the vehicle’s sustainer engine began to lose thrust, ultimately reaching only 65% of its nominal thrust level at T+103 sec. The Centaur second stage performed normally, but was inadequate to the task of making up for the low performance of the sustainer. The payload ended up in an orbit far below the desired geosynchronous transfer orbit. The spacecraft used its own onboard propulsion system to climb to a higher orbit, but one that still proved to be too low to meet mission requirements.

      Analysis showed that the sustainer thrust decay was due to a simple problem. The Atlas sustainer engine thrust level was controlled by a regulator that was adjusted by turning a screw. A set screw was to be tightened to ensure that the adjustment screw did not move due to in-flight vibration, and that had not been done properly. The result was another fatal Oops!

    5. Re:Foreign object debris seems to be common... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The screw was in the Soviet ground control equipment... all I remember.

      Pity the Americans did something similar.

  11. clearly he's a terrorist by alen · · Score: 0, Troll

    and has destroyed vital military property

    time to lock him up with no trial and throw away the key

    1. Re:clearly he's a terrorist by Esteanil · · Score: 1

      and has destroyed vital military property

      time to lock him up with no trial and throw away the key

      Nah. NASA has now invested $2 Billion into the education of this unfortunate soul. He'd better stay and do his best to make up for it :-P

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    2. Re:clearly he's a terrorist by jeffmeden · · Score: 1

      There is no possible way that this fellow's mistake was the only one made during the entire production process. There were thousands of mistakes similar to this that went into the satellite in question (there are thousands upon thousands of parts and processes required, after all), this was merely the one that escaped all efforts to eliminate it... Unless you can prove that he really was conspiring to sabotage the satellite, you need to blame the process and not the producer. For all we know, the rag had an intentional yet temporary use in the fuel line to prevent accumulation of some contaminant (metal chips, vapor from welding, etc.) and the guy who put it there was just doing his job.

  12. The result of a GAO audit? by JoeMerchant · · Score: 2

    So, somebody can't come up with the used rag disposal accounting paperwork and the GAO concludes that it must have been left inside?

    I mean, this kind of thing is good for sponges during surgery, why not satellite assembly?

    1. Re:The result of a GAO audit? by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      Luckily, nothing ever gets left inside anybody in surgery.

      Oops..that's right. Even with the best procedures, shit happens.

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  13. Send up some Midol? by rts008 · · Score: 5, Funny

    So, the problem is the satellite is 'on the rag'?

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    1. Re:Send up some Midol? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't bother coming home for dinner, honey.

    2. Re:Send up some Midol? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suspect tampax is not the solution to this particular issue....

    3. Re:Send up some Midol? by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      So, the problem is the satellite is 'on the rag'?

      What's the problem then, the satellite will only be bitchy and nonfunctional five days out of the month.

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  14. Rags and engines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I've seen a rag left in a gas turbine engine after a rebuild a USN destroyer that managed to damage the engine when it was first started up once placed back in the ship. That was as several million dollar mistake.

  15. Weakness? by LastGunslinger · · Score: 1

    Coming up with an ingenious method of saving a $2 billion satellite rather than scrapping it and sending up a replacement is a sign of weakness?

  16. Speculation, not fact. by pla · · Score: 4, Insightful

    FTA: "They didn’t know it at the time, but a fuel line had become clogged. The blockage “was most likely caused by a small piece of cloth inadvertently left in the line during the manufacturing process,” according to the Government Accountability Office." (bolding mine).

    So no, we don't know that a dirty rag caused a two billion dollar satellite to fail. We think a fuel line became clogged, and some government bean-counter pulled the dirty-rag hypothesis straight out of their derriere so they could sign off on this one and go home.

    1. Re:Speculation, not fact. by hrvatska · · Score: 2

      FTA: "They didn’t know it at the time, but a fuel line had become clogged. The blockage “was most likely caused by a small piece of cloth inadvertently left in the line during the manufacturing process,” according to the Government Accountability Office." (bolding mine). So no, we don't know that a dirty rag caused a two billion dollar satellite to fail. We think a fuel line became clogged, and some government bean-counter pulled the dirty-rag hypothesis straight out of their derriere so they could sign off on this one and go home.

      The GAO was probably basing its conclusion on statements from Lockheed itself. According to this it was Lockheed that concluded the problem was some cleaning material left in the line.

      "It should not have happened,” Deputy Under Secretary of the Air Force for Space Programs Richard McKinney said. “It was a quality mistake and we took steps to make sure it does not happen again,” he said. “It was obviously a very serious error.”

      “It appears that there was a blockage in one of the fuel lines,” McKinney said. Lockheed thinks “it was caused by some cleaning material that was used in a line that was not properly vacated when they went through production.”

    2. Re:Speculation, not fact. by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 1

      Now the interesting part is that there are several more of these sats scheduled to go up. Each are just as pricey and all of them use the new to the game Hall Effect Thrusters. I am curious if we are just being told an "official story" or if a dirty cleaning swap (rag) is truly the most probable cause of the failure. Using a propulsion system without a long history of reliable implementation and use on such an expensive constellation of satellites seems like a rather risky move to me.

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    3. Re:Speculation, not fact. by pla · · Score: 2

      You mean the same way you pulled that out of your ass?

      Please describe to me the process by which you would prove that a fuel line currently in geostationary orbit 24,000 miles above the surface of the Earth has a dirty rag (specifically - As opposed to a dead mouse or a styrofoam peanut, for example) blocking it, without taking it apart and finding said rag.

      Yeah, thought so, "dipshit".

    4. Re:Speculation, not fact. by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 1

      I should have read a bit closer. They hydrazine powered main thruster failed. They were able to use a combination of the hydrazine powered maneuvering thrusters and the HETs to boost and shape the orbit.

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    5. Re:Speculation, not fact. by stephanruby · · Score: 1

      ...and some government bean-counter pulled the dirty-rag hypothesis straight out of their derriere so they could sign off on this one and go home.

      You mean, he went with suggesting this specific error, because he didn't want to blame anyone else than Lockheed Martin.

  17. How did they find out there was a rag in there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That sound's pretty amazing. How do they take a satellite in an unstable elliptical orbit and determine that a fuel line inside of it has a rag? Did they know before it launched? That seems unlikely. Did they go up there and find out? That seems even more unlikely.

  18. Oddly ironic... by mholve · · Score: 0

    That this is a communications satellite. Sounds like someone might've better communicated during the build process right here on the ground. ;)

  19. Heading hyperbole by biometrizilla · · Score: 5, Informative

    Already been established that they were able to overcome the rag and get the satellite into a functional orbit where it can fulfill its mission objective. http://www.spaceflightnow.com/atlas/av019/120103rescue.html

  20. Glad they didn't go to a backup! by wisebabo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "Finally, it speaks to the size and age of the U.S. space arsenal that the Air Force felt it had no choice but to rescue AEHF-1 instead of replace it with a back-up spacecraft. 'The asset inventory is getting so tight that they spent months limping the heap to its proper orbit,' the insider lamented."

    Look guys, before you throw away (replace with a backup) a $2 Billion satellite, I damn well hope you try some pretty heroic measures. Those are my tax dollars in (the wrong) orbit! So I'm very glad you didn't have (to use) a backup satellite.

    Anyway, does anyone know if the low power thrusters which were eventually used to put this satellite into the correct orbit used the same fuel tank as the clogged thruster? Otherwise 1) I'm very surprised they had enough fuel to get there and 2) they would probably have very little left to last the lifetime of the mission. So let's hope that all the thrusters used a central (hydrazine?) fuel tank and there's plenty left.

    Space is hard and while the U.S. program has certainly had its ups and downs at least it hasn't seen the near total collapse as what happened to the Ruskies. They had quite a bad year last year and that blogger walking around their factory just exposed their problems more. If Mars is going to be a "Red" planet it will because of China not Russia.

    1. Re:Glad they didn't go to a backup! by Fallon · · Score: 1

      Yes, it used the same fuel source. There were some efficiency issues, but it did not alter the expected lifespan of the satellite on orbit.

    2. Re:Glad they didn't go to a backup! by LoveMuscle · · Score: 2

      According to this:

      http://spaceflightnow.com/atlas/av019/111009.html

      They used the hall effect thrusters instead of the hydrazine/nitrogen tetraoxide engine. The hall effect thrusters run on xenon and electricity, so NO they did not use the same fuel source. The hall effect thrusters have a specific impulse of ~8000s instead of the ~300s for hydrazine, so they are insanely fuel efficient, but extremely low thrust. (1/4N vs ~450N for the main engine)..

    3. Re:Glad they didn't go to a backup! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RTFA.

      They saved it through some clever engineering and put it into orbit where it was supposed to be with a predicted 14+ year life. They used the hydrazine thrusters and a new electric engine and about 500 maneuvers...

    4. Re:Glad they didn't go to a backup! by LoveMuscle · · Score: 1

      Where did you get this info? Typically hall effect thrusters don't run on hydrazine..

    5. Re:Glad they didn't go to a backup! by LoveMuscle · · Score: 1

      Ok.. It appears that they used both. I should have read the whole article..

    6. Re:Glad they didn't go to a backup! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the insider sounds like he'd really like lockheed to build a bunch more.
      wow, acme company that builds widgets wants customer to buy more
      widgets. surprising!

    7. Re:Glad they didn't go to a backup! by LoveMuscle · · Score: 1

      Ok.. It appears that they used both. I should have read the whole article.. The hydrazine was expended in a 5N thruster over 12 firings (raising the satelite about 1/7 of the way and changing the inclination), then the 0.25N hall effect thrusters were used for the remaning 19400miles (firing 12hours a day for 8 months)..

    8. Re:Glad they didn't go to a backup! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is far from the first time elevation to a higher orbit could not be done due to main thruster failure, only to be rescued by numerous bursts by small thrusters. Look up TDRSS at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tracking_and_Data_Relay_Satellite, you'll see a similar cure was used. The wildest rescue was when a satellite had to go to the moon to get into geosynchronous orbit
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PAS-22

    9. Re:Glad they didn't go to a backup! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Near total collapse" it may well be, but whose rockets are people going to the ISS on again? Not the USA's is it?

      And that blogger walking around their factory story was total BS, as you'd know if you'd read the comments on the /. story!

  21. Well at least a blogger cannot get inside unnotice by D,Petkow · · Score: 0
  22. RAG?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    A Dirty Rag? C'mon - RTFA! "The blockage 'was most likely caused by a small piece of cloth inadvertently left in the line during the manufacturing process,' according to the Government Accountability Office."

    That could mean a tiny fragment of fabric. It's not like they put a rag in the gas tank to keep gas from leaking out. sheesh.

  23. Old-school astronaut family: by Tablizer · · Score: 0

    "You dirty rag, you killed my brother!"

  24. On the rag by stevegee58 · · Score: 0

    So how's that satellite doin' today? Not so hot, she's on the rag.

  25. Re:The http://science.answer appears to be a yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apparently, the people who put the satellite into the necessary orbit did say "no". Kudos to them.

  26. Remaining maneuvering fuel depleted? by phayes · · Score: 1

    One info I have yet to see in any of the stories I have read on this.

    The "main" engine doesn't start so they use thousands of firings of the maneuvering thrusters to circularize the orbit. Do the "main" & maneuvering thrusters use the same fuel source or has the mission longevity been compromised? Does anyone know?

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    1. Re:Remaining maneuvering fuel depleted? by Fallon · · Score: 1

      No, there were some efficiency issues, but it did not compromise it's expected on-orbit lifespan.

    2. Re:Remaining maneuvering fuel depleted? by phayes · · Score: 1

      Thanks

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  27. How do they know it was a rag in a fuel line? by Clueless+Moron · · Score: 1

    It's not like they have little nanites with cameras crawling around there. Fine, the main thrusters aren't working, but how did they manage to specifically blame it on a piece of rag in a fuel line? Aren't there a lot of ways a thruster can fail to fire?

    1. Re:How do they know it was a rag in a fuel line? by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 1

      You look at both the symptoms and what they suggest and refine that list by the probability of each happening. Hence they claim the cleaning swap in the fuel line was the most probable cause. The equipment and software on space vessels are instrumented to death. In other words, while you do not have "nanites" you do have a bloody lot of sensors that can give you a rather specific set of symptoms from which you can draw a pretty good picture. i.e. normal pressure here, low-pressure there, fired for x-time, etc. etc.

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  28. Check the logs? by Maximum+Prophet · · Score: 4, Funny

    So why do they not check the forms before launching the satellite into orbit?

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    1. Re:Check the logs? by omnichad · · Score: 1

      They tried to get a form check requisition going, but couldn't get the necessary signatures in time for launch.

    2. Re:Check the logs? by hedwards · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Probably the same reason why things end up being left inside of patients. Accidents happen, even if it's something that should never happen because it was on the checklist.

    3. Re:Check the logs? by SplashMyBandit · · Score: 2

      Actually, stuff gets left in patients because surgeons don't use checklists. Apparently think they have fantastic memories and no-one who is not a higher-qualified surgeon is gonna tell them what to do. However, a recent study was done where surgeons took a left from pilot's books and actually started using checklists - the rate of post-operative complications plummeted. The use of checklists has not yet reached widespread use in surgery, AFAIK. I hope it does soon.

    4. Re:Check the logs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      D'oh, you are right about that, I forgot that it was only a recommendation in most parts of the world.

    5. Re:Check the logs? by GumphMaster · · Score: 1

      Not quite the same as aviation checklists, but the counting of instruments, and other item like sponges, into and out of the sterile area is routine in operating theatres my ex worked in (Australia). Small pads and sponges are attached to long threads that hang out of the area (particularly brain surgery) so that there's an outward sign that they are still present when closing. If the numbers in and out didn't tally then a search would be undertaken until the discrepancy was found. This doesn't help if part of dressing is left behind, or a dressing inserted by an ER or ambulance is missed.

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    6. Re:Check the logs? by strack · · Score: 1

      smells like arrogance.

    7. Re:Check the logs? by rakslice · · Score: 1

      Well, you don't make the big bucks solving problems before you hand it over to the customer...
      http://online.wsj.com/article/SB123871451033784579.html

    8. Re:Check the logs? by rakslice · · Score: 1

      Well, you don't make the big bucks solving problems that you find before you hand it over to the customer...
      http://online.wsj.com/article/SB123871451033784579.html

    9. Re:Check the logs? by rakslice · · Score: 1

      Whoops; Sorry, I didn't realize my earlier post went through. ;)

  29. Crap article with crap sources by Fallon · · Score: 1

    "Finally, it speaks to the size and age of the U.S. space arsenal that the Air Force felt it had no choice but to rescue AEHF-1 instead of replace it with a back-up spacecraft. “The asset inventory is getting so tight that they spent months limping the heap to its proper orbit,” the insider lamented. "

    Translation:

    We spent tens, perhaps hundreds of thousands, heck maybe even a couple million on labor to save a $2,000,000,000 dollar satellite rather than build another 2 billion dollar satellite. You probably don't need a MBA to figure out the cost-benefit analysis on that one.

  30. Weaponize it by Ambitwistor · · Score: 2

    We must be increasingly on the alert to prevent our enemies from taking over our satellite fuel lines, thus knocking out our military communications. Mr. President, we must not allow a dirty rag gap!

  31. "Dirty" rag? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1) The word "dirty" doesn't appear in the article.

    2) Dirty rags are not used in the clean room environment of satellite assembly.

    3) Sensationalistic, made-up title heading. Is Slashdot now Digg?!?

  32. Lockheed, too big to fail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Same guys that put the g-sensor in upside down on the Genesis sample return capsule. Lockheed can do this over and over again because they've engulfed aerospace talent and production resources to the extent that they're too large to punish effectively.

    How could it happen? See the Genesis investigation board report for an example:

    http://www.nasa.gov/pdf/149414main_Genesis_MIB.pdf

  33. It's funny by drainbramage · · Score: 1

    Because it's true.

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  34. One would think by ThatsNotPudding · · Score: 2

    just like in invasive surgery, there would be a known count of 'sponges' and after buttoning up, they had all better be accounted for.

    1. Re:One would think by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      And just like in surgery, sometimes those counts aren't enough.

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    2. Re:One would think by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      just like in invasive surgery, there would be a known count of 'sponges' and after buttoning up, they had all better be accounted for.

      I hope that in invasive surgery they count their sponges before buttoning up.

  35. I LIKE TO BREAK STUFF! by Thud457 · · Score: 1

    If I had one of those, I'd use it to smash the world's smallest violin!

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  36. Yes we can by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See on this page what happened in February to the European launcher Ariane 4 (look for piece of cloth):
    http://www.astronautix.com/lvs/arine44l.htm

  37. Re:So let me get this straight by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

    Let me get you straight. The satellite is not completely broken, it is now in the correct orbit fulfilling its mission.

  38. Root Cause by Droog57 · · Score: 1

    The root cause is one that is all too common in many industries, not just Aerospace. Cutting costs by way of hiring children to do grown-up work. Today it seems that the $25 Billion that the USA spent to put a Man on the Moon was money well spent, in that it layed the groundwork for the technical industries that have made 21st Century life possible for all the world. They need to spend another $250 Billion on Aerospace to lay the foundation for another 50 years of innovation and to keep ahead of the pack.

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  39. Blowing out lines with air... by Kamiza+Ikioi · · Score: 2

    Billions of dollars in technology, but nobody with an air nozzle hooked up to an air compressor found at any car mechanic's shop to blow out a fuel line.

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    1. Re:Blowing out lines with air... by netwarerip · · Score: 3, Funny

      They had one, but none of the engineers had 2 quarters to put in the machine.

    2. Re:Blowing out lines with air... by bell.colin · · Score: 1

      Someone Mod this up.

  40. Re:So let me get this straight by wisnoskij · · Score: 1

    The satellite had a redundant engine?

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  41. aliens by j00r0m4nc3r · · Score: 2

    Why do they dismiss the possibility of alien parasites that look like rags and feed on satellite engine fuel?

    1. Re:aliens by artor3 · · Score: 1

      Someone ought to check the rags for little green patches.

  42. Dirty rags are just overkill by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Minute amounts of metal dust in the wrong place can take out a satellite without problems. Dirty rags are just overkill.

  43. Dirty Rag? by skyggen · · Score: 1

    What about a rocket with grape shot? Pretty sure that make a day or two everything up there.

  44. Yes by Kittenman · · Score: 1

    Sorry, thought this was a slashdot poll. Anyone else remember the hubble and the problems there?

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  45. What is the actual loss? by John.P.Jones · · Score: 1

    So a satellite costing $2 billion to design construct and launch failed due to a small error. How much of that money was truly wasted? How much would it then cost to construct a replacement using the same design? One would hope that the majority of costs associated with this thing are design and testing related that would not be lost by the need to try again.

  46. Experiment? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think that this was deliberately done; it's some kind of experiment to see how fast a satellite's orbit deteriorates as a function of the cost of the rag or F(r). I mean we're really only dealing with paper and ink...I bet the components to make $2 billion only amount to about 1 oz. of gold. I say that we use the next satellite and target it with a giant spit-wad and let'r rip: escape velocity should be sufficient to be able to take it out...a giant space lugee if you will.

  47. Government Accountability Office by The+Grim+Reefer · · Score: 1

    The Government Accountability Office would later blame the failure on a rag left inside a fuel line by a Lockheed worker.

    It sounds like someone forgot to switch to winter blend and is using Lockheed as a scapegoat. ;-)

  48. Bottle in the car by satuon · · Score: 2

    Reminds me about all those stories of bottles put inside cars during assembly. Here's a funny one (albeit fictional):

    A man goes to a car dealership one day after inheriting a good deal of money (or after a great business deal, whatever -- he has a lot of money somehow). After looking around the lot, he picks out the nicest, newest, fanciest, most expensive car he can. He pays cash up front and drives out of the dealership in the new car.

    On his way home, he starts hearing a rattling sound -- something must be wrong. So he turns around and goes right back to the dealer. The dealer is of course very sorry, and offers to either fix the car or let the man take a different one while they order a replacement. The man really wants the car, so he just has the guy fix it. Two hours later, the mechanics give the car back, saying they couldn't find a thing wrong with it. The man is a bit wary, but he drives home. Whatever the rattle is, it has stopped.

    A day or so later, the rattle starts again. He takes it to the dealership, and they still can't find anything wrong with it. This continues for a number of weeks -- sometimes the rattle even goes away on its own. Anyway, after nearly two months of it, the dealer is very upset -- he doesn't want to get a bad reputation. So he orders a replacement and exchanges it with the man for the malfunctional car.

    Then he orders the mechanics in the shop to do a complete tear-down to figure out the problem. They begin taking the car apart, piece by piece, but they can't find anything -- until they take apart the door. Inside, they find a piece of metal pipe, along with a note. Written on the note, in a scrawling, worker's hand is: "So, you finally found the rattle, you rich son-of-a-bitch."

  49. Re:So let me get this straight by Kalriath · · Score: 1

    RTFA.

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  50. Just to be clear... by Dan+Yocum · · Score: 1

    It was probably a very, very clean rag.

  51. A rolled-up piece of tape caused an SR-71 crash by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.check-six.com/Crash_Sites/SR-71_953_crash_site.htm

  52. Here's some food for thought: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's fantastically easy to destroy things.

    Conversely, it takes a lot of effort to gather resources and collaboration to make things work.

    It follows that societies engaged in destructive behaviours will always show an amazing rate of success -- even more so at making things, which are hard by nature, completely unattainable.

    The current international climate will prevent man from exploring space; to avoid that, IMHO, nations should forge treaties or even do it at UN level in order to avoid he above mentioned destructive behavior and foster international collaboration.

  53. my uncle (cancer patient) died from forgotten rags by tomweeks · · Score: 2

    My uncle was in cancer remission for >20ys when the US-VA went in to fix a simple abdominal hernia. After they sewed him up, he was okay for a couple of weeks, but then got very sick. An infection was ravaging his body and the doctors could not localize the infection. After months of antibiotics, they found the rags and removed them and scooped out all the necrosing tissue. By this time, his immune system had sunken so low that the cancer was able to make a come back which ended up killing him (after months of chemo).

    All this to say.. forgotten rags (and implements) are a pretty significant problem in many disciplines (not just fuel lines), and why many operating rooms now have a "time out" materials count in pre and post-op. Maybe launch pad protocols should adopt the same.

    Tweeks

  54. Why a dirty rag? by Dcnjoe60 · · Score: 1

    Why title this with a "dirty" rag. It seems a clean rag in the fuel line would have disabled the satellite just as effectively.

    1. Re:Why a dirty rag? by ionymous · · Score: 1

      I was about to post the same thing. The article doesn't mention the rag being dirty.

  55. replacement far cheaper than development by MichaelKristopeit497 · · Score: 1
    the entire satellite's hardware could most likely be replaced for under $100,000... all of the jigs have already been made. all of the software is written. the $2,000,000,000 figures includes research and development and launch costs. if the US has other planned spaceflights in the queue, a replacement could be strapped on to that mission. a $100,000 gaff on a $2,000,000,000 contract isn't that alarming.

    how is the elliptical orbit expected to decay?

  56. Avoidable problem by failedlogic · · Score: 1

    This was avoidable if proper protocols were followed.

    I suggest a revision. All satellites shall be subject to a careful search by your local DHS officers. It will reenter (presumably) American Airspace at some point .... so you can never be too sure!

    This search might involve the delicate dismantling of the satellite by the DHS officers.

    The satellite won't get put back together properly. It will wrecks several billion dollars of government money, pisses off several major defense contractors, taxpayers and politicians in the process. DHS will be scrapped along with all the ultra-penetrating cancer causing detectors.

    You're welcome!

  57. The diagonal steam trap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's an old Belfast poem about exactly such a thing. It's called "The Diagonal Steam Trap". It's about Harland and Wolff which used to be the worlds biggest ship builder. They were on a contract to build a ship and it wouldn't start due to "the feed pipe 'wa suffed 'we a rag" it's well worth a listen: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxUXviafW94

  58. Remember kids! by Esion+Modnar · · Score: 1

    When launching a multi-billion dollar satellite, don't panic, and uh, don't forget your towel.

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  59. What is the Definition of Failure? by ks*nut · · Score: 1

    According to this link: http://spaceflightnow.com/atlas/av019/120103rescue.html the satellite has attained the correct orbit and will soon be operational. They don't call them rocket scientists for nothing.

  60. $2 billion by eulernet · · Score: 1

    Most expensive rag ever !

  61. CHECKLIST by bussdriver · · Score: 3, Informative

    The airlines did it and improved by amazing amounts (nobody remembers how bad it was) and the things were much less complex to fly back in those days; the pilots were insulted by it as well. CHECKLISTS WORK.

    Something that important should involve multiple checklists; to error is human no matter how good and smart you are. Doctors are the most arrogant pricks I've ever met so they'll put up a huge fight and have a hard time admitting it when the error rate goes down by half. It likely would go down by half; that is how badly it is needed.

    Nurses too... a friend of mine fought off his nurse violently (as much as he had strength post op) she had to call people in to hold him down and sedate him and luckily somebody heard his screams and READ the chart and realized she had the wrong person! he would have died and without a proper autopsy the cause wouldn't have been known. Mistakes killed my father too. Checklists must be mandatory by law like the pilots who have no issue with them today.

  62. AirForce, not NASA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey all you ignorant posters.. This is an Air Force satellite, not a NASA one. NASA can't afford $2B satellites, for one thing, much less a constellation of 6 of them.

    And guys, it's the defense folks who track all those orbiting things. NAVSPASUR is part of it, there's other assets (like the cameras on Maui), and NORAD publishes the definitive list.

  63. No big deal by k31bang · · Score: 1

    We'll just send the Space shuttle up, recover the satellite, bring it back to earth, fix the problem and relaunch it. oh wait... nm.

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  64. Extended Warranty by StoneyMahoney · · Score: 1

    You know when you go into a shop and buy something even vaguely electrical, the salesdroid always tries to push the extended warranty on you? I bet the US military declined that option, then Lockheed felt really smug about it because the terms were 12 months or 25,000 miles*.

    (*which is a bit less than 1 orbit of the planet, but hey, it looked good to you on paper for a second there, huh?)

  65. This has not been the first time. Can't they test? by Gunstick · · Score: 1

    several space projects have failed because of blocked fuel lines or similar problems due to forgotten items.
    Can't they "simply" test the full operation of the sattelite, including the engine, before mounting it on the rocket?
    Othe solutin would be to have every item, even rugs, fitted with serial numbers and rfid chips so you can easily and fast account of the whereabouts (or not) of everything.

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  66. Phobos-Grunt by RockDoctor · · Score: 1
    Same form of failure in terms of it's outcomes as happened to the Phobos-Grunt spacecraft over the last couple of months.

    The launcher delivers the satellite into a parking orbit, from which it then re-shuffles itself (ejects cowlings, etc) and then fires one or more burns to put itself into it's final orbit. In Phobos-Grunt's case, on a heading for Mars ; for this satellite, a different geocentric orbit. But for some reason (rags, software glitches?), the secondary burns don't happen. Shortly after, the satellite becomes a meteor, and maybe a constellation of impactors.

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  67. How much $ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What I want to know is how much did we pay for that rag?

  68. Not Alleged - Not any Weakness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just an FYI on "alleged" and "weakness". This kind thing is not that unusual: either the black swan of something bad happening in a space craft or being able to engineer a solution to keep the mission on track.

    I used to work for the company that was central to this little rescue operation and over the last 50 years that company (and I over a number of years) have done exactly the same thing for very similarly "catastrophic" problems. During my tenure of 5 years there I worked on rescuer/FA teams involving a dozen similar situations. Most of them were "successful" like this story. Sometimes we simply managed to prevent future bad situations.

    This is simply how things work: shit happens despite all the planning and care. This is something that "modern" folks stupidly don't get: YOU CAN NOT PLAN FOR EVERYTHING OR MAKE RISK IS 0% PROBABILITY. Reality doesn't work that way - so sorry, get used to the disappointment!! There are folks in the world who understand this and who can think on their feet and recover from bad situations like this. They're the people who did this rescue, for instance.

  69. clearing erroneous mod by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oopss