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IBM Snags Patent On Half-Day Off of Work Notifications

Posted by samzenpus on from the looks-like-you've-been-missing-a-lot-of-work-lately dept.

theodp writes "The USPTO appears to have lowered the bar on obviousness, awarding a patent to IBM Tuesday for its System for Portion of a Day Out of Office Notification. 'Out of office features in existing applications such as Lotus Notes, IBM Workplace, and Microsoft Outlook all implement a way to take a number of days off from one day to many days,' acknowledges purported patent reformer Big Blue. 'Yet, none of these applications contain the feature of letting a person take a half-day or in more general terms, x days and x hours off.' Eureka! And yes, the invention is every bit as obvious as you can imagine."

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  1. Huh by masternerdguy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Then I demand a patent on going to work.

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    1. Re:Huh by Canazza · · Score: 5, Informative

      My outlook does exactly this, it's almost identical to the image they submitted...
      http://canazza.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/outofofficeobviously.jpg

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    2. Re:Huh by CrankyFool · · Score: 5, Informative

      It's worth noting that while the USPTO just GRANTED the patent, it was filed back in 2006. I was all set to join the pile-on -- Outlook 2011 on the Mac has this feature -- but I can't recall Outlook, at least, having this feature back in 2006.

  2. It's time by cmdr_klarg · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's time for pitchforks and torches at the USPTO...

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    1. Re:It's time by jc42 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Sometimes I think the USPTO approves this kind of patent as a sort of protest; just to get attention and force Congress to give them rules allowing them to reject "obvious" inventions and reference prior art other than publications.

      Actually, the Patent Office folks have explained this publicly in the past. Their motive isn't to get rules and definitions from Congress. They agree that such things should be the Patent Office's job. Their motive is to get Congress to fund the required work. Some years back, when Congress passed the laws that radically expanded what could be patented, Congress also cut back on Patent Office funding. The Patent Office can't do the "obvious" checking of patent applications, because they can't legally hire (and train) the people that the job has required for the past decade or so. The flood of patent applications has become an astronomical number.

      The Patent Office folks made it pretty clear back then that their only possible approach was something that historians will find familiar: Approve them all, and let the Courts sort them out. Essentially, funding for patent examination has been moved into the Private Sector, aka the lawyers. This has, of course, radically increased the cost of a patent application, because the court system simply wasn't designed for this sort of task, and patent lawyers cost a lot more than patent examiners.

      As long as our political system remains in its current "privatization is the way to go" state, this is not likely to change. And if you're complaining about the way that the current patent system is a dead weight on economic development, you should understand that that's exactly its function. A patent is a tool for limiting use of a bit of technology to someone who can afford to defend the patent. That's intentional, and it has always been used by the big guys against the little guys. The only way to fix it is to limit what can be patented. A decade back, the US Congress took exactly the opposite approach, and radically expanded what was patentable. They did this knowingly, to limit access to technology to the big guys (aka campaign contributors ;-). This isn't going to be fixed as long as the crowd that did that is still running the US Congress.

      (Well, OK, there's an outside chance that the courts might cancel those laws on obvious Constitutional grounds. Anyone want to make a wager on when that might happen, how much the appeal process will cost, or how many years it'll take? ;-)

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  3. Prior art? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    I can already do this in Outlook, and have done so on several occasions... how is this new?

  4. Re:Imagine.. by envelope · · Score: 5, Insightful

    He probably has a quota of patent applications he has to file.

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  5. Re:Imagine.. by El+Torico · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's probably a bunch of guys sitting around, trying to "one up" each other on who can get the most outrageous patent.

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