Visual Studio Gets Achievements, Badges, Leaderboards
bonch writes "Microsoft has introduced a gamification plugin for Visual Studio that lets users win achievements and badges as they compete on leaderboards by writing code. The full list of achievements includes gems like 'Go To Hell' for using goto, and 'Potty Mouth' for using five different curses in one file. This is another example of Gamification, one of the latest trends to hit social media."
MS wants code for Windows to be as inept and inefficient as possible. I never thought they would get to the point where they weren't just tolerating poor practices, but encouraging them as well.
You can use labels in java to break out of nested loops!
I know right? It is poor to think that only 5 'curse' words per file gets you Potty Mouth status. They obviously think that is a challenge.
*even grammar*
My -1 Troll is actually a +1 funny. And my -1 flame is actually a +1 insightfull.
It better have one for do-whiles, I always feel like I've made a great accomplishment when I use one. It makes a day a little less sucky.
x86, oh yes, I'm pro.
...when your code screams for a goto, use it!
When your code anthropomorphizes, hit the delete key.
So, is this going to be a good thing to put on your resume?
* Stay focused and attentive to work.
* Hard worker
* Level 32 Visual Studio Achievements
* Stays on task
Uhhhh...
Huge hideous bugs!
Clearly my code commenting technique is slightly different from the norm.
Maybe the real reason for the badges and leaderboards is so inept managers who know more about marketing than programming have some way to evaluate what the programmers are doing.
Do we really need the badges?
We don't need no stinkin' badges!. Or badgers.