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MPAA-Dodd Investigation Petition Reaches Goal

An anonymous reader writes "The petition on 'We the People' website petitioning the administration to investigate Chris Dodd for corruption has reached the required 25,000 votes in two days: now the government has to officially respond to the petition. The petition ... stemmed from Chris Dodd's statement that tried to portray campaign donations as quid-pro-quos for SOPA/PIPA votes."

270 comments

  1. respond? by spidercoz · · Score: 5, Insightful

    my money is on ignore

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    1. Re:respond? by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Me too -- we are asking the mafia to crack down on organized crime here.

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    2. Re:respond? by sneakyimp · · Score: 4, Interesting

      See, this is where Anonymous could actually make itself useful. Maybe dig up some incriminating emails and leak them.

    3. Re:respond? by spidercoz · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That would require them to have an actual leader and some organization. As long as they're just "doing it for the lulz" they're worse than useless.

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    4. Re:respond? by ALeavitt · · Score: 5, Insightful

      What could possibly be more incriminating than the chief lobbyist for the MPAA openly threatening politicians who don't vote the way he would prefer? Let's face it, no amount of damning evidence is going to get the general populace to care.

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    5. Re:respond? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      And there will be giggling at the little people thinking that the WH joke website will be taken into consideration. Until you vote libertarian you'll be continuing the slide into slavery.

    6. Re:respond? by spidercoz · · Score: 3, Insightful

      because the Libertarians are incorruptible, right?

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    7. Re:respond? by gmanterry · · Score: 2

      It might be interesting to see how the crooks in DC cover their own butts and cover for one of their own who has gone on to become an example of what membership in the American "House of Lords" can accomplish for you.

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    8. Re:respond? by jythie · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This is why I dislike the WH petition system.. it makes people feel like they are being heard and doing something, but it is little more then a placebo. It does not actually do anything other then make people feel like they are doing something.

    9. Re:respond? by jythie · · Score: 0

      In which case you will slide in into libertarian style slavery instead. Libertarian is no better, it just gives power to a different small group of people.

    10. Re:respond? by C0R1D4N · · Score: 3, Insightful

      House of Lords is/was waaaay less corrupt than the US Congress.

    11. Re:respond? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I signed this petition. What I suggest is that if you haven't signed it, sign it, even though it's reached 25k. Also if you live in the US, do as I have done and write letters to all of your elected representatives demanding a Congressional investigation, and also send a letter to Eric Holder demanding that the Department of Justice investigate Mr. Dodd and the people that the MPAA have given money to.

      Inaction will mean letting them win. We may lose this battle, but we won't win it unless we fight.

    12. Re:respond? by sohmc · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The WH petition system isn't even based on any law. For all intents and purposes, WH could say, "Yeah...get 5 signatures and we'll 'respond'."

      BHO said it best when "petitioners" wanted a response to legalizing marijuana and he pretty much said STFU and GTFO.

      I would actually vote for him if he had set up the website such that once there was enough votes, he would call a lackey in congress to actually draft a bill. That would have shown he had balls. But doing so would give power back to the people and that's just bad politics.

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    13. Re:respond? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So start a petition asking them to get rid of the thing as useless.

    14. Re:respond? by Valcrus · · Score: 0

      forget the public how about we get some politicians that have a backbone and will tell the MPAA to stuff it. I still love when people ask me if I like a certain candidate. No I don't, Why? Because either way I don't have enough money for them to care about what I need/want.

    15. Re:respond? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      because the Libertarians are incorruptible, right?

      People of all parties are corruptible.

      The U.S. Constitution does more to prevent corruption than any other legislation or constitution in history. It's been whittled away. Libertarians just want to restore it.

    16. Re:respond? by SomePgmr · · Score: 2

      Nah, they've done it before.

      What's required is a motivated and capable individual (or two). Getting at someone's email isn't the same chore as a ddos with loic.

      I'm not saying it's necessarily a good idea, but there are folks out there with the requisite skills and complementary ideologies.

    17. Re:respond? by Coeurderoy · · Score: 1

      No they will say that it's the problem of the justice department, and that nobody sued, case closed...
      and by the way he is a highly respected, bla bla bla ....

    18. Re:respond? by SomePgmr · · Score: 2

      I said the same thing about SOPA in general. As it turns out, I was wrong. People can be pretty smart and care about important things. I think it's usually just an awareness problem.

    19. Re:respond? by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 2

      Turns out it's probably the only benefit of inheriting your seat--No campaign costs means less opportunities for bribery (assuming other avenues remain equally illegal and policed).

    20. Re:respond? by hairyfeet · · Score: 3, Insightful

      We don't need the public, what we need is another Woodward and Bernstein that can dig up the dirt and write it in such a way the public hangs on it like they do the Kardashians. Do you think congress REALLY wanted to toss a sitting president? hell no they would have been happy to let him finish his lame duck term and let one of their guys take the big chair but it was guys like Woodward and Bernstein that kept the fire stoked and in people's faces and didn't give them a choice and THAT is what we need now.

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    21. Re:respond? by MetalliQaZ · · Score: 1

      All they have to do is turn it around. Like this:
      "It is not illegal to withdraw support for a senator/representative because they have not supported your chosen policy. It is expected that controversial decisions would upset some campaign contributors. Mr. Dodd is free to remind his peers of this fact."

      I don't like it, but that's how it will be.

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    22. Re:respond? by DarkOx · · Score: 2

      All they have to do is turn it around. Like this:
      "It is not illegal to withdraw support for a senator/representative because they have not supported your chosen policy. It is expected that controversial decisions would upset some campaign contributors. Mr. Dodd is free to remind his peers of this fact."

      And all that is perfectly true if its the outcome of the investigation. I would accept that as a perfectly valid outcome of an otherwise above board looking investigation. The issue statements like the one Dodd made are a little careless for someone in his specific position. They could imply a defined quid pro quo relationship exists or existed and that would be improper.

      I don't think there is anything wrong with an interest group widthdrawing support from a politician or politicians they don't feel represent them. I don't even think there is anything wrong with someone openly pointing out that sort of thing might happen. There is nothing Dodd said on Sunday that is criminal, but coming from one in his position and with his experience its highly suggestive; and the petition is reasonably asking for Dodd to be investigated, not jumping to the conclusion Dodd should be tared and feathered.

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    23. Re:respond? by Tenebrarum · · Score: 2

      House of Lords is/was waaaay less corrupt than the US Congress.

      Don't worry, we're working on that. Reform of the Lords is a top priority.

    24. Re:respond? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      my money is on ignore

      Given that there is also a petition on the same site asking the White House to take these petitions seriously, "ignore" is the most likely outcome.

    25. Re:respond? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Oh, they will respond. They will look at it, they will nod and accept its existence, then go and wipe their ass with it. Was money attached? No? Then why bother?

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    26. Re:respond? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't that the point of the goal: they are required to respond when sufficient votes have been placed?

    27. Re:respond? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      What would it change? I'm honestly asking, what do you think would be different if we all actually cared about it?

      Let's imagine everyone knew for a fact that every single politician was corrupt to the bone. And everyone was considering it an atrocity. Next election, who do you vote for? The corrupt turd or the corrupt douche?

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    28. Re:respond? by couchslug · · Score: 1

      "Me too -- we are asking the mafia to crack down on organized crime here."

      Yeah, "sports Mafia".

      They'll give it the "Joe Paterno" brush off.

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    29. Re:respond? by Greyfox · · Score: 2

      It WOULD be pretty funny though. Except I'm pretty sure that we're immune to the inherent humor in having Washington's (Or our) hypocrisy pointed out to us at this point.

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    30. Re:respond? by mug+funky · · Score: 1

      please update your sig attribution to "Evelyn Beatrice Hall".

    31. Re:respond? by Dan541 · · Score: 1

      Me too -- we are asking the mafia to crack down on organized crime here.

      Isn't that exactly what the Mafia do? Just not to their own syndicate.

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    32. Re:respond? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You clearly misunderstand libertarians. They want to take the power, and return it to individuals where it belongs.

    33. Re:respond? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As someone who has taken a poli-sci class from a teacher who worked as an intern for a congresscritter during that time period, that's not the impression I was presented with at all.

    34. Re:respond? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Market price for hacked email accounts is $400. I would call that comparable to firing off a loic ddos.

    35. Re:respond? by Alex+Belits · · Score: 1

      politicians that have a backbone

      lol wut

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    36. Re:respond? by hitmark · · Score: 1

      The always troubling issue of following the letter of the law while pissing on the intent of the law.

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    37. Re:respond? by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      Consider his employers stance. One of your employees had a rush of ego and his little head grew bigger than his big head and started to do his thinking for him.

      You might consider this person 'special', an ex-US senator but to his employers he is just a talking head and a bag man, nothing special.

      So is it of more value to keep the talking head bagman or to toss him to the sharks as a example of pretend justice for being an ego driven idiot who lost control and substantively devalued his worth.

      So in reality how difficult will it be to replace him, can they find someone better, can be burned without taking anyone else with him, is it worth reminding the others of exactly how dispensable and replaceable they truly really are keep those con-men on their toes and to prevent them developing delusions of how powerful they are.

      I suppose it all boils down to how good that wanker is at begging and pleading for a second and convincing his employers that he will make up for it rather than him having to bend over, drop his draws and take one for the cause, if it is in a typical US for profit prison, several.

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    38. Re:respond? by SirGeek · · Score: 1

      You might consider this person 'special', an ex-US senator but to his employers he is just a talking head and a bag man, nothing special.

      So is it of more value to keep the talking head bagman or to toss him to the sharks as a example of pretend justice for being an ego driven idiot who lost control and substantively devalued his worth.

      You forget, He "is" the MPAA and the whole reason they hired him was his "access" to current Senators.

    39. Re:respond? by leonardluen · · Score: 2

      and the petition is reasonably asking for Dodd to be investigated, not jumping to the conclusion Dodd should be tared and feathered.

      I think we need to start a new petition.

    40. Re:respond? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know what would be hilarious?

      If we could structure a petition such that the only reasonable answer they could give is "let them eat cake" and get it voted up.

    41. Re:respond? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's a WH petition asking him to take WH petitions seriously. It's down at the bottom of the main page, and has > 30K votes, but no response.

    42. Re:respond? by spidercoz · · Score: 1

      Duly noted :)

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    43. Re:respond? by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      You seem to have forgotten he has quite successfully 'poisoned' that access. He has a taint and any meetings between current Senators and him transfers that taint to current Senators. In terms of power play, after he threatened those current Senators, they can enhance their power by colluding and as a group deny him access.

      You think these a normal relationships. These are all personal power plays driven by ego, narcissism and psychopathy. At the heart of of it all insatiable greed and a drive for total dominance over all others with deeply perverted sexual overtones.

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  2. Alright! by AngryDeuce · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Cue up the bullshit, meaningless response! Boy it's great having a voice in government, even if it's constantly ignored!

    1. Re:Alright! by blind+biker · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah. It would be fun if a popular techie-friendly website such as Slashdot or Reddit would sponsor a wager contest: write the expected BS response, and the one closest to the actual BS response from govt gets a prize.

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    2. Re:Alright! by PlatyPaul · · Score: 1

      In an election year? Too dangerous to leave this entirely untouched. Hope for the best?

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    3. Re:Alright! by firex726 · · Score: 2

      Yea, but Dodd and his biddies are the ones who "donate" to their election funds, if they do denounce him they will still hurt their election plans but not getting any more money.

    4. Re:Alright! by quintus_horatius · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think Dodd knows the score - he'll understand that he has to be reprimanded, but under the covers it will be business-as-usual.

    5. Re:Alright! by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 1

      In an election year? Too dangerous to leave this entirely untouched. Hope for the best?

      Even more dangerous to touch it. Look at how many people in the Obama administration have ties to Hollywood and the MPAA -- investigating Dodd opens the door to investigating all of them too. In fact, it basically means investigating most of the politicians in the US government; that is why we can expect nothing to happen here. We asked the mafia to cracked down on organized crime, and we should not be so naive as to think that they would actually accomplish anything.

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    6. Re:Alright! by AngryDeuce · · Score: 1

      Of course. Even if he was actually charged with am actual crime of some sort (doubtful), he'd just end up being pardoned. These guys all take care of their own...

    7. Re:Alright! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure all the Republicans who defended DeLay for his part in TRMPAC and dealings with Abramhoff will be quick to stand up against these allegations on behalf of Chris Dodd.

    8. Re:Alright! by spidercoz · · Score: 1
      Boy ain't that the truth.

      So when's the revolution start?

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    9. Re:Alright! by Bucky24 · · Score: 1

      "Thank you for submitting your petition. We understand your concerns about Chris Dodd 'bribing' politicians. However you can't expect them to pay for their own campaigns, can you? These are public servants, after all."

      Eh, I can't do any more then that.... But I'm sure others can do better.

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    10. Re:Alright! by Bucky24 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Revolution, you say? Maybe tomorrow, American Idol is on tonight...

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    11. Re:Alright! by scubamage · · Score: 2

      When people can no longer access their bread and circuses.

    12. Re:Alright! by spidercoz · · Score: 1

      lol, irony, I love it. See a post I made toward the bottom to see what I mean, subject: "Re:What's funny is."

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    13. Re:Alright! by Bucky24 · · Score: 1

      hahaha I didn't even notice that :D

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    14. Re:Alright! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      There's no need for a petition, because the government and industry already knows what the people want.

      At any rate, it has already been stated previously that bribing politicians is not against the law in the United States. It's all in the open. It's a part of the capitalism that great corporations are built upon.

      Socialism for the common man is antithetical to the fundamentalist protestant individualism of America. Corporate socialism however, is good for the country. The corporation represents God in a financial sense of the idea. If you loose faith in corporate America (record companies and the movie studios), then we are committing a blasphemy, an Apostasy against everything that America stands for: the Right of the corporation, as a legal person, to guide us into salvation.

      Would you rather have school children paying for songs through iTunes, or have the economy collapse to the point were the average child has to carry a hammer and sickle to school to toil the fields (because the economy has collapsed do to piracy)?

      It is a choice between communism and capitalism, between Jesus and Stalin. You need to ask yourself what type of America you want to live in.

      And don't forget, in November, vote for a successful capitalist and a Christian that has always fought to preserve family values: vote for Newt Gingrich (and not for the "food stamp president").

    15. Re:Alright! by spidercoz · · Score: 1

      you get my nomination for Biggest Bullshit Post of the Day, congratulations

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    16. Re:Alright! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the prize? Perhaps the chance to become an Intern for some slimy Senator.

    17. Re:Alright! by achbed · · Score: 2

      The White House response:

      Subject: Why We Cannot comment on Investigating Former Sen. Dodd for Criminal Activity

      All criminal investigations are not announced, confirmed, nor denied to prevent contamination of the evidence, jury pool, and our campaign contribution stream. This is the final response on this matter.

    18. Re:Alright! by achbed · · Score: 1

      We asked the mafia to cracked down on organized crime, and we should not be so naive as to think that they would actually accomplish anything.

      The Mafia would at least take the time to eliminate the competition under the guise of a "crackdown". These guys already own the town outright and will thus do nothing.

    19. Re:Alright! by jd2112 · · Score: 1

      He's got a nice cushy job as an MPAA lobbyist waiting for him when he leaves office so don't feel too bad for him if he gets kicked out of office out looses the next election.

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    20. Re:Alright! by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      While I agree with you mostly I have actually run across a representative who listens. Granted he is in the Minnesota state senate but when I write to him and disagree he at least responds back addressing the specific points of contention I raise. Compared to most of my other elected officials that is substantial progress as with them I am luck to even get the patronizing form letter back. My solution to this is to vote whoever doesn't make an effort to respond out. Last election cycle my representative to the state house was out glad handing for votes and he got to hear fact to face my beefs and why I wouldn't be voting for him this time around even though I had voted for him in the previous election. Nothing like watching a politician squirm.

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    21. Re:Alright! by jythie · · Score: 1

      I suspect the post was intentional bullshit ^_^

    22. Re:Alright! by spidercoz · · Score: 1
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    23. Re:Alright! by spidercoz · · Score: 1
      When he leaves office?

      Pay attention much?

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    24. Re:Alright! by spidercoz · · Score: 1

      could be, but I don't tend to give anonymous cowards the benefit of the doubt ;)

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    25. Re:Alright! by Dahamma · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, in an election year would you rather be on the good side of the MPAA & RIAA, or Google, Facebook and Twitter?

    26. Re:Alright! by jimshatt · · Score: 1

      In case of an obviously meaningless response, or no response at all: petition for a meaningful response. And again. AND AGAIN! Either we care and *demand* justice, or we don't and this deserves to blow over (like it probably will).

      Disclaimer: I'm not even a U.S. citizen, so when I say "we" I actually mean "you" :)

    27. Re:Alright! by wierd_w · · Score: 1

      My bet's on something in the likes of:

      "We are the executive branch, we enact laws, not enforce them. We suggest you petition the judiciary... wait? They don't accept petitions? Well, sucks to be you then."

    28. Re:Alright! by SighKoPath · · Score: 1

      Except, in the United States at least, all law enforcement is the responsibility of the Executive Branch. The Executive Branch does the investigation, makes the arrest, and prosecutes. Yes, the police, FBI, and District Attorney (or whatever they call it in your state) all work for the Executive Branch.

    29. Re:Alright! by Brain-Fu · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Thank you for submitting your petition. Bribery is a serious offence which threatens the stability of governance, and as such we will not tolerate this behavior and will of course prosecute anyone who is caught engaging in it. However, based on our preliminary investigation, there is not enough evidence to merit a case.

      Campaign contribution is a means by which one can legally support the spreading of information about one's political ideals. In and of itself, this is not bribery. Furthermore, it is reasonable to expect a politician who represents himself as an advocate for a specific political party to openly support, and take action that directly supports, the stated political positions of that party.

      Chris Dodd observed that some candidates deviated from their party's stated position. Further, he observed this after having made significant campaign contributions to the party in question. While his words may have been ill-chosen, the mere expression of frustration over such position-switching is not sufficient grounds for a bribery charge.

      Thank you for your interest in governance, and please continue to share your concerns with us, whatever they may be.

    30. Re:Alright! by hairyfeet · · Score: 2

      Actually its pretty easy to predict, its around 35%. When the unemployment numbers reach around 35% to 40% even those that have a job will be happy to jump in because they know their job could disappear tomorrow and when you have that many unemployed that is a lot of potential soldiers with nothing to lose. if you say it could never reach that high I would point out that we've lost 42,400 factories this past decade and we have the man most likely to be the next R to run for POTUS paying just 15% taxes while corporate taxes have never been lower makes for a LOT of hate filled bitter people who are tired of feeling like serfs.

      So i wouldn't say it couldn't happen here, we got a lot of national guard armories just bristling with weapons, similar to what happened with Iraq, you got survivalists sitting on enough copies of the cookbook to wallpaper the capital and you have American soldiers signing oaths to turn on their own leaders if they disobey the constitution.It really wouldn't take but a couple of body blows like a complete EU collapse to put the last bullet in the US economy and send the few corps left off to the growth markets of Asia and people with no hope, jobs, or future frankly have nothing to lose. Do i think it will happen? nothing lasts forever and even the great empires all fell, it seems one can't keep a single system going for any length of time without the corruption ruining it. I do think we should at least give Dodd credit for being an honest whore, i'd rather have one stand up and say they are a whore than be like Obama on that pot petition and just blow smoke for 40 minutes.

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    31. Re:Alright! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So when's the revolution start?

      Start?

      The revolution started 30 years ago, where have you been? So far the 99% is losing badly.

    32. Re:Alright! by DarkOx · · Score: 1

      This "We the People" petition about investigating Dodd promises to be very entertaining. The Administration practically condemned the SCOTUS for the Citizens United ruling, where it was decided people could actually use their own property make political statements. I can't wait to watch them try to weasel out of investigating their former college and his Hollywood buddies for possible bribery in the form of campaign contributions, while insisting they are on some moral high ground. The response should be one incredible bit of writing.

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    33. Re:Alright! by DarkOx · · Score: 1

      Yea know he already has left office and already is an industry lobbyist right?

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    34. Re:Alright! by tolydude · · Score: 1

      This here looks like a very realistic response. Mod it up!

    35. Re:Alright! by jd2112 · · Score: 1

      When he leaves office?

      Pay attention much?

      The way things are going it's only a matter of time before one can legally be both.

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    36. Re:Alright! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yea, but Dodd and his biddies

      Excuse me, the Vice-President's name is Biden. Joe Biden .

    37. Re:Alright! by Loki_666 · · Score: 1

      What we need are the Fraternity of Order, the Harmonium, and the Mercykillers to take charge.

    38. Re:Alright! by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      Oh, lord. It's depressing how accurate I'm guessing that will be.

      We The People is a joke.

    39. Re:Alright! by rust627 · · Score: 1

      Which is one reason why the Government constantly redefine what is "unemployed"
      So that they can keep the official unemployment figures low....
      "Yes our unemployment is maintained at about 6%...."
      In Australia, unemployment figures were once based on people actually registered as unemployed
      Now you have to be registered as unemployed (with up to 6 weeks before your registration becomes official)and must not have done ANY work or training course in the previous fortnight, not even one hour.
      If you are registered as unemployed for more than 6 weeks (it may be 10, i can't remember exactly at the moment) you must partake in a training course (like how to write a resume), or in voluntary community service (work for the dole), and bingo, you are not part of the statistics anymore.
      And while you are registered as unemployed you must apply (and provide documentary evidence of interviews) for a certain number of jobs every week, or your registration is suspended (for up to 6 weeks) and of course you are off the stats again.
      And finally while you are registered as unemployed, the dole payment is insufficient to actually survive on without additional income, let alone chase work, but if you do anything like sell off assets or get a part time job, you are removed from the stats(for up to 6 weeks)

      There are three types of Lies
      1. Lies
      2. Damned Lies
      3. Statistics

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  3. HAS TO officially respond? by icebike · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Don't be silly.
    There is no "HAS TO" when the government is involved.
    And a one word response of "DENIED" is all you are likely to get, or the Washington equivalent, of a vague promise of having it looked into, followed by a chuckle-fest in the back room over brandy on the rocks.

    The whole thing sort of reminds me of one of the typical flame fests here on Slashdot or Usenet. Lots of smelly wet wool. But nobody notices that you "won the internet".

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    1. Re:HAS TO officially respond? by NotSanguine · · Score: 5, Funny

      Don't be silly. There is no "HAS TO" when the government is involved. And a one word response of "DENIED" is all you are likely to get, or the Washington equivalent, of a vague promise of having it looked into, followed by a chuckle-fest in the back room over brandy on the rocks.

      The whole thing sort of reminds me of one of the typical flame fests here on Slashdot or Usenet. Lots of smelly wet wool. But nobody notices that you "won the internet".

      WTF is wrong with you!?! I can't believe that you could say such a thing!!!

      Everyone knows that you *never* serve brandy on the rocks. Geez!

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    2. Re:HAS TO officially respond? by icebike · · Score: 0

      WTF is wrong with you!?! I can't believe that you could say such a thing!!!

      Everyone knows that you *never* serve brandy on the rocks. Geez!

      Well played Sir!
      I raise my glass in your general direction.

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    3. Re:HAS TO officially respond? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't drink brandy on the rocks.

      Just sayin...

    4. Re:HAS TO officially respond? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed. Politicians may be lying, double-dealing, back-stabbing, baby-kissing, stealing, embezzling, corrupt, insider-trading, bribe-taking Judases, but they aren't barbarians!.

    5. Re:HAS TO officially respond? by Ouchie · · Score: 1

      "Politics, Poly meaning more than one, Ticks are blood sucking parasites." - I read it somewhere recently.

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    6. Re:HAS TO officially respond? by sjames · · Score: 1

      There HAS TO be a response. "DENIED" and "we find no probable cause to investigate" ARE responses, just not helpful ones.

    7. Re:HAS TO officially respond? by jythie · · Score: 2

      I have to agree, brandy on the rocks is blasphemy of a similar order to eating NY pizza with a knife and fork.. it is just.. wrong.. and ruins a perfectly good brandy.

    8. Re:HAS TO officially respond? by icebike · · Score: 1

      There is no law mandating a response.

      All you have is an Obama promise, which, when combined with $2.90 will get you a cup of coffee at some cafes.

      Citations already exist in this thread of other petitions on that site that have met the threshold and have still had no response.

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    9. Re:HAS TO officially respond? by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1
      When I read the post you were responding to, it was at the

      bottom of my screen (had to page down to see your response), but my first thought was "What kind of chucklehead drinks brandy on the rocks? I'm going to have to post something in response".

      Thank you for saying everything I was planning on saying, even if you did leave out the chucklehead part....

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    10. Re:HAS TO officially respond? by NotSanguine · · Score: 1

      When I read the post you were responding to, it was at the

      bottom of my screen (had to page down to see your response), but my first thought was "What kind of chucklehead drinks brandy on the rocks? I'm going to have to post something in response".

      Thank you for saying everything I was planning on saying, even if you did leave out the chucklehead part....

      You're entirely welcome, Avenger.

      I suspect that the OP doesn't drink brandy (nor do I, for that matter), but then I guess that doesn't explain why I know that. Perhaps that does make IceBike ignorant of current (say, the last couple centuries) trends in brandy, but that doesn't necessarily make him(her?) a chucklehead, IMHO. As such, why don't we leave that moniker to those having that hypothetical drink?

      If I were to hazard a guess, the chuckleheads having the chuckle-fest would probably be drinking a single-malt rather than brandy which, of course, can be drunk neat or on the rocks. Just sayin'

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    11. Re:HAS TO officially respond? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, they'll respond, but only once the orders have been "signed in triplicate, sent in, sent back, queried, lost, found, subjected to public inquiry, lost again, and finally buried in soft peat for three months." (With apologies to Douglas Adams).

    12. Re:HAS TO officially respond? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless you're drinking the cheap stuff, Scotch on the rocks is a waste. A little bit of room-temperature water is about as far as you can go without killing the taste.

    13. Re:HAS TO officially respond? by NotSanguine · · Score: 1

      Unless you're drinking the cheap stuff, Scotch on the rocks is a waste. A little bit of room-temperature water is about as far as you can go without killing the taste.

      I'll take your word for it. I hate scotch. I'm a To-Kill-ya man myself -- rocks of course, no shots and none of that lime & salt crap either -- that's for women and small children.

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    14. Re:HAS TO officially respond? by srjh · · Score: 4, Funny

      Why not? The Pepsi I mix it with tastes flat otherwise.

      [ducks]

    15. Re:HAS TO officially respond? by Xyrus · · Score: 1

      You're right. She looks better in a bed.

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    16. Re:HAS TO officially respond? by NotSanguine · · Score: 1

      Why not? The Pepsi I mix it with tastes flat otherwise.

      [ducks]

      Wishing I had mod points right about now...That was funny. sir!

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    17. Re:HAS TO officially respond? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WTF is wrong with you!?! I can't believe that you could say such a thing!!!

      Everyone knows that you *never* use Pepsi as a cocktail mixer. If you're going to ruin good liquor with anything, it had better be Coca Cola. Geez!

    18. Re:HAS TO officially respond? by ThatsNotPudding · · Score: 1

      ...chuckle-fest in the back room over brandy on the rocks.

      Wow, the situation is Washington is worse than I ever feared.

    19. Re:HAS TO officially respond? by arglesnaf · · Score: 1

      Kinky Friedman, professional satirist and candidate for Texas Govenor recently said it on NPR last week, but I've seen parts of the quote attributed to Davey Crockett several places. http://freedomkeys.com/politicians.htm The joke seems quite old.

  4. In a perfect world... by Handbasket+Passenger · · Score: 5, Funny

    We the People: This is bribery! We demand you investigate yourselves!

    Gov'ment: We've investigated ourselves thoroughly, and we're guilty (sad-face)

    1. Re:In a perfect world... by icebike · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Had Dodd been a Republican, there would already be a call for a Special Prosecutor.

      But asking this administration to investigate one of its own is pointless, and asking them to investigate their largest campaign contributors is simply ridiculous. The only hope of this gaining any legs is if the Republicans pick up this ball and run with it, but they won't do that either because they have just as many fingers in the till as the Democrats.

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    2. Re:In a perfect world... by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The only hope of this gaining any legs is if the Republicans pick up this ball and run with it, but they won't do that either because they have just as many fingers in the till as the Democrats.

      Right, so:

      Had Dodd been a Republican, there would already be a call for a Special Prosecutor.

      Is false.

      There's one party with minor differences paraded out for the masses to choose from. Understanding this is key to understanding Washington.

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    3. Re:In a perfect world... by Ouchie · · Score: 1

      We the People: This is bribery! We demand you investigate yourselves

      Gov'ment: We've investigated ourselves thoroughly, and we're guilty (sad-face)

      They aren't mad at Dodd for saying you should vote the way your paid to vote. They are mad because he said it in public. We all know the votes go where the money is, but to blantantly state that in an election year makes it harder to hide.

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    4. Re:In a perfect world... by icebike · · Score: 1

      The only hope of this gaining any legs is if the Republicans pick up this ball and run with it, but they won't do that either because they have just as many fingers in the till as the Democrats.

      Right, so:

      Had Dodd been a Republican, there would already be a call for a Special Prosecutor.

      Is false.

      Actually, no, its not false.

      Just because corruption occurs in both/all parties, does not mean that the party currently in power will not appoint Special Prosecutors / Independent Counsels.

      The scope of the mandate to these prosecutors is strictly limited to specific actions by specific individuals or specific matters, and anything they accidentally discover about the actions of people outside their mandate is never brought to light.

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    5. Re:In a perfect world... by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      Only if the Democrats were in charge. If the Republicans were in charge it would just be swept under the rug as business as usual.

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    6. Re:In a perfect world... by icebike · · Score: 1

      Which is exactly what is happening, so, if you had a point, I fail to see it.

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    7. Re:In a perfect world... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thats right, when liberals are confronted with the unarguable truth that they are the party of corruption they throw in the "everyone is just as bad" argument.

      Look at recent history, you have a parade of tax cheats: Tim Geitner, Tom Daschle, and Charles Rangle. All of them are outright guilty of tax evasion and none of them has faced consequences for their actions. Take the GOP recent equivalent of Rommney, and he is being destroyed by the press for PAYING HIS TAXES.

      No, its not the "same". The DNC is corrupt the likes of which this country has never seen in its history. The GOP is not.

    8. Re:In a perfect world... by Thelasko · · Score: 1

      We the People: This is bribery!

      I'm not a lawyer, but I think it's technically coercion. Some may consider it blackmail.

      To prove bribery, Dodd would have to say, "we gave you all of that money, and we expected you to pass our bill!"

      Instead he said (to paraphrase): "You didn't do what we told you, so we're cutting off your money."

      It still sounds like it meets the criteria for quid pro quo

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    9. Re:In a perfect world... by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      I probably had one at the time but it has been very long couple of days at work.

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    10. Re:In a perfect world... by Rockoon · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      The DNC is corrupt the likes of which this country has never seen in its history.

      Whenever I point this out with citations, I get modded down here. The problem is that while the Democrats are screwing people, they already have their lie machines busy blaming it on the Republicans.

      Health care reform: "We wanted to give you what we promised, but because of those damn Republicans we had to force through something that fucks you in the ass instead." And then when pointing out that literally none of the Republicans voted for it, so the Democrats could have passed that thing they claimed they wanted to pass, they say "see, the Republicans are obstructionists!"

      The lie doesnt even have to make logical sense, as you can see.

      The latest thing is the NDAA: "The President signed this act reluctantly because it allows the indefinite detention of American citizens. Dont pay attention to the fact that it was the white house that insisted that language exempting American citizens be removed, threatening to veto it if it were not."

      They are the great satan, the father of lies. No way the Republicans would get away with such audacious bullshit.

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    11. Re:In a perfect world... by Rockoon · · Score: 1

      I probably had one at the time but it has been very long couple of days at work.

      The sad part is that next week you will forget about how bad the Democrats actually are, because they will again tell you what you want to hear.

      Battered liberal syndrome.

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    12. Re:In a perfect world... by b4dc0d3r · · Score: 1

      No, this is how politics works. You vote for (or fund) the person you think will best represent you. Since Republicans are typically censorship-happy, art industries typically favor Democrats. So Obama got lots from the MAFIAA.

      When they win but don't actually best represent you, you switch to backing someone else next time.

      I signed the petition, just to see what the response would be, or even if they would respond. But there is nothing to see here. I'm more concerned about Newt suggesting Palin has a part in his administration to get the support of her followers, which is a felony. The law doesn't say whose support is important, hers or other voters. But I have only seen a blip about that.

  5. 25,000 sig petitions have alredy been ignored by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The petition titled "Actually take these petitions seriously instead of just using them as an excuse to pretend you are listening" reached 25,000 by the required date and currently has 33,000 signatures. It has received no response despite being almost 3 months old.

    (Link: https://wwws.whitehouse.gov/petitions#!/petition/actually-take-these-petitions-seriously-instead-just-using-them-excuse-pretend-you-are-listening/grQ9mNkN)

    "We the people" is a propaganda tool to be exploited when convenient, and nothing more.

    1. Re:25,000 sig petitions have alredy been ignored by repapetilto · · Score: 2

      I think the purpose is collecting data on who cares about what, where to allow for targeting marketing.

    2. Re:25,000 sig petitions have alredy been ignored by dgatwood · · Score: 5, Funny

      You didn't really think they'd take the take these petitions seriously petition seriously, did you? Of course not. They're waiting for the inevitable take this take this petition seriously petition seriously petition. Then they'll reply. Maybe. And when they do, they'll take this take this take this petition seriously petition seriously petition seriously.

      Seriously.

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    3. Re:25,000 sig petitions have alredy been ignored by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If so, that data would be available under the FOIA.

    4. Re:25,000 sig petitions have alredy been ignored by Ethanol-fueled · · Score: 1

      " I think the purpose is collecting data on who cares about what, whom to allow for targetting. "

      Fixed that for 'ya. Say, why is that black SUV following me to work everyday?

      Ethanol, that's a trick question - Americans ain't got no jobs, he hee ha haaa!

      Ooooooooh! Snap!

    5. Re:25,000 sig petitions have alredy been ignored by TheSpoom · · Score: 1

      I hope they reply with a third level of meta.

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    6. Re:25,000 sig petitions have alredy been ignored by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      And the solution to that is to gather more signatures and create another petition stating that they need to stop ignoring petitions that have met their requirements for a response. Then toss it out to the media and see if any grab on to it. It would work better to toss it to some right wing media as they would be more likely to go after the current administration. Love or hate them the right wing media is a political force so why not use it for good for once.

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    7. Re:25,000 sig petitions have alredy been ignored by ChronoFish · · Score: 1

      Here's what I get when I go that URL:

      Our Apologies
      This Section of our site is currently undergoing maintenance
      We appreciate your patience while we make some improvements
      Please check back shortly

      Was it taken down? Are they being overwhelmed? Are they trying to make it harder?

      -CF

    8. Re:25,000 sig petitions have alredy been ignored by Rary · · Score: 2

      I wish they had responded to its funnier predecessor (no link because it has expired and is no longer visible on the website):

      We demand a vapid, condescending, meaningless, politically safe response to this petition.

      Since these petitions are ignored apart from an occasional patronizing and inane political statement amounting to nothing more than a condescending pat on the head, we the signers would enjoy having the illusion of success. Since no other outcome to this process seems possible, we demand that the White House immediately assign a junior staffer to compose a tame and vapid response to this petition, and never attempt to take any meaningful action on this or any other issue. We would also like a cookie.

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    9. Re:25,000 sig petitions have alredy been ignored by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 1

      For the sake of argument, let's say the White House is taking these petitions very seriously. Would you expect them to formally respond to a question like this? Would you expect them to say "Come on guys, be serious"? Or maybe go on a defensive spiel about how they really are listening? Basically, their not responding is completely consistent with them actually taking the petitions seriously, so this petition's being ignored is proof of nothing.

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    10. Re:25,000 sig petitions have alredy been ignored by Hatta · · Score: 1

      I was curious if this petition actually hit the required number by the required date(11/27/11). I scrolled back through the signatures to make sure:

      Max Y
      San Diego, CA
      November 26, 2011
      Signature # 25,000

      So, uh, thanks Max Y. Too bad it didn't do any good.

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  6. Awesome by Osgeld · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I await the generic response pulled from the filing cabinet soon

    1. Re:Awesome by v1 · · Score: 1

      i suppose we'll get something that looks like a freedom of information request reply that is 18 pages of black "redacted" bars.

      Or someone will fly in with a cape and shout "this investigation has been halted for reasons of national security!" and fly away.

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    2. Re:Awesome by rust627 · · Score: 1

      Is that the filing cabinet in the locked toilet in the basement ?

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  7. The official response by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "No comment."

  8. And the reponse is... by Eldragon · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...the White House quietly removes the We the People petition system.

    1. Re:And the reponse is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is this funny? You guys know this is actually what is going to happen. I'll bet good money on it.

      Nathan

    2. Re:And the reponse is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...the White House

      announced the WTP site has been hacked by ghosting at 300 baud and all results are invalid

  9. A little bit of hope.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    My expectations are very, very low as to the outcome of this petition. Anyone who expects anything more than a cursory "We understand your concerns but feel statements made on a news channel do not merit an investigation" has their head in the sand.. ..but still, I can't help but tap at the sand regardless.

    Now I think a petition should be made about the RIAA/MPAA suing dead grandmas and 10 year old children.

    1. Re:A little bit of hope.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good news! You can register on the site and start your own petition! For such a worthy petition you can probably even submit it to a site like slashdot and get extra coverage for your cause!

    2. Re:A little bit of hope.. by That+Guy+From+Mrktng · · Score: 1

      No, the petition should be asking to the ARTIST what do they think about all this BS, they seem to go around like this is not their business.

    3. Re:A little bit of hope.. by hAckz0r · · Score: 1

      "We understand your concerns but ..."

      Don't forget the part about reminding us that the White House is not the Justice Department, and that they are therefore the wrong branch of the Government to be concerned with prosecutions of any political figures. Only the Justice Department has the authority to perform an investigation, and forgetting of course that little fact about any Justice Department officials being appointed to office. Like they have no "real" influence in the JD. ;)

      Reply coming - 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, ...

    4. Re:A little bit of hope.. by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      Don't forget the part about reminding us that the White House is not the Justice Department, and that they are therefore the wrong branch of the Government to be concerned with prosecutions of any political figures. Only the Justice Department has the authority to perform an investigation, and forgetting of course that little fact about any Justice Department officials being appointed to office.

      Note that the Justice Department is NOT, as commonly believed, part of the Judiciary. It is a department of the Executive Branch, led by the Attorney General.

      And currently includes at least one senior official who has announced that if Congress wants him to testify about the Fast and the Furious, he'll take the Fifth. Which says a lot about the current Justice Department right there.

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    5. Re:A little bit of hope.. by killfixx · · Score: 1

      Citation? Specifically the Fast and the Furious reference. Thank you.

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    6. Re:A little bit of hope.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes I know you know the reply, but it's like hearing part of a song just before the best part and having it cut off. I have to reply!

      Oh wait, i'm not logged in. As an AC I am afraid I can't answer this one.

    7. Re:A little bit of hope.. by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 2

      Citation? Specifically the Fast and the Furious reference. Thank you.

      Well, a quick google of "Fast and furious fifth amendment" should get you a good selection of the articles.

      But this one seems to summarize it nicely:

      http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2012/jan/20/federal-prosecutor-cites-fifth-fast-furious-probe/

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  10. Is We the People SOPA proof? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Could we, the people, submit encoded data as "questions" and then parse it to violate copyright? How about asking questions with links to illegal websites?

    1. Re:Is We the People SOPA proof? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The answer is "no" -- the government cannot violate copyright. Government trumps copyright every time.

      Which of course means that "we the people" becomes a very useful cloud backup system....

  11. Don't Stop Now by ios+and+web+coder · · Score: 3, Informative

    Keep on signing that puppy. I think they need to realize that there's a few more than "just" 25K people interested.

    Here's another poll that folks might like to John Henry.

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    1. Re:Don't Stop Now by txsable · · Score: 2

      Keep on signing that puppy. I think they need to realize that there's a few more than "just" 25K people interested.

      Here's another poll that folks might like to John Henry.

      You do mean John Hancock, right? Unless you're talking about driving a railroad spike through it...

    2. Re:Don't Stop Now by ios+and+web+coder · · Score: 1

      Yep. Thanks for the correction.

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    3. Re:Don't Stop Now by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 1

      john henry DOES apply, here.

      man fighting a machine.

      think about it.

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    4. Re:Don't Stop Now by rockman_x_2002 · · Score: 2

      Actually, driving a railroad spike through corruption by organizations like MPAA sound like a mighty fine idea.

    5. Re:Don't Stop Now by b4dc0d3r · · Score: 1

      It's either a common enough mistake, or an ironic/comedic twist. Either way, it's in common usage but rarely if ever formally taught like Hancock is (as an anecdote to entertain the history class).

      http://www.phrases.org.uk/bulletin_board/10/messages/147.html

    6. Re:Don't Stop Now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree my guess would be you will need to get to 200,000 to 300,000 and then they will freak out

    7. Re:Don't Stop Now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's Herbie Hancock. Duurrr.

  12. What's funny is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    That most /.'s actually believed Obama would run an open and honest administration. Democrats are great on the talk, worse on the walk but liberals will never see it.

    1. Re:What's funny is by NotSanguine · · Score: 4, Interesting

      That most /.'s actually believed Obama would run an open and honest administration. Democrats are great on the talk, worse on the walk but liberals will never see it.

      But the radical reactionaries who call themselves "conservatives" are so good with walking the walk, are they? Please.

      The whole bunch of them are so beholden to the monied interests that it's amazing we still bother to have farcical "elections" instead of auctions.

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    2. Re:What's funny is by Tridus · · Score: 2

      It's cute that you talk as if the Republicans are any better.

      The two parties are very similar on this point, since politics these days is dominated by sound bites and trying to get special interests to rally voters to specific causes rather then broad based support for anything. Oh, and campaigns where you promise people things that can't possibly be delivered, because voters are dumb enough to demand that, complain about it between elections, then demand more promises next election. Democrat/Republican? Doesn't matter on this subject. It's just business.

      Honesty is pretty rare. Saw a bout of it recently in New Brunswick, Canada. The Finance Minister got up and said that dumb campaign promises were bankrupting the province, like the ones his own party made in the election. That was a rare bit of truth.

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    3. Re:What's funny is by spidercoz · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The whole bunch of them are so beholden to the monied interests that it's amazing we still bother to have farcical "elections" instead of auctions.

      Have to keep the rubes thinking they still have a voice in this country, otherwise they might put down the Doritos, turn off American Idol, peel themselves off the couch and actually start to give a shit.

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    4. Re:What's funny is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I didn't see anywhere in his post where he said anything positive about the Republicans.

      I think you and you sibling are in a hissy fit because someone pointed out how stupid your religion is.

      Here's a hint: saying "Democrats are bad," is not equivalent to saying "Republicans are good."

    5. Re:What's funny is by kernelfoobar · · Score: 1

      Here's a hint: saying "Democrats are bad," is not equivalent to saying "Republicans are good."

      In a 2 party system and a black or white lens filter it is. Gee, it's like the US political system is binary....

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    6. Re:What's funny is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OP says:

      1. I agree with your second statement.
      2. Worse is a relative term, it doesn't fix the location of the control group.

    7. Re:What's funny is by luther349 · · Score: 1

      Obama tried when he first started. look what he did to the banks that was a good thing. his heath care was a good idea but got corrupted to the point he should have vetoed it. i think after the bank push the interest groups got some dirt on him and basically told him to sit down and shut up or hes out of office. this is why i will always be a Clinton fan he took there threats with a smile and kept doing what he wanted and they tried there best to get rid of him short of a bullet. but due to the fact he backed down under real pressure from the lobby groups no he does not need another term.

    8. Re:What's funny is by NotSanguine · · Score: 1

      but due to the fact he backed down under real pressure from the lobby groups no he does not need another term.

      Think about what you're saying. Maybe Obama isn't the best, but would you rather have Newt as President? Scary!

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    9. Re:What's funny is by luther349 · · Score: 1

      rather not have any of them but the sheep will keep voting for the same 2 party's that are from the same coin.

    10. Re:What's funny is by NotSanguine · · Score: 1

      rather not have any of them but the sheep will keep voting for the same 2 party's that are from the same coin.

      Until we remove the necessity for huge sums of money from political campaigns, the one party (money grubbing scumbags) masquerading as two parties will maintain their stranglehold on our government.

      The difference between these two groups of scumbags is, IMHO, that one group will allow the sewers to continue to leak on most of us and the other group wants to rip out the sewers and just dump the raw sewage on us. Given the choices, I'll opt for the leaky sewers for now. Just sayin'

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  13. How to get their attention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Change the wording to include "I will not vote for Obama until...." see how that changes their response.

    Of course you have to be willing to follow through...

  14. why respond to silliness? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Umm, has anybody carrying on actually bothered to look at the legal standard for bribery? As loathsome as Dodd is his actions don't even begin to touch it. The petition is a silly slap. Why would they give a real response?

    If you want to get Dodd, and you should, do something real.

    1. Re:why respond to silliness? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, that was a well-reasoned and thought-provoking call to arms with a detailed and workable plan for action, eh?

  15. $this by sakdoctor · · Score: 1

    Same problem with our UK e-petitions. I signed a few and just got a bunch of propaganda emailed to me.
    Just gotta hope it backfires on them like the cahiers de doleances. Vive la revolution.

  16. Wow ... by gstoddart · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This is the first I'm reading the link fro the last Slashdot story
    Seriously ...

    "Those who count on quote 'Hollywood' for support need to understand that this industry is watching very carefully who's going to stand up for them when their job is at stake. Don't ask me to write a check for you when you think your job is at risk and then don't pay any attention to me when my job is at stake,"

    I didn't think any of these guys went so far as to acknowledge that they've been bought and paid for. Usually they try to couch it in nicer terms, but this pretty much says if you're gonna take the bribe, you gotta do what they tell you.

    Holy crap, does that sound illegal. Not that they'd over pass laws that actually limit the money from the lobbyists ... that's too big of a chunk of their income.

    And people wonder why everyone thinks politicians are corrupt.

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    1. Re:Wow ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I didn't think any of these guys went so far as to acknowledge that they've been bought and paid for.

      Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

    2. Re:Wow ... by spidercoz · · Score: 1
      that's not even a fucking coherent thought, much less a sentence

      don't do Whippets, kids

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    3. Re:Wow ... by Jeng · · Score: 0

      I think the absolutely best resolution of this would be for someone to kill Chris Dodd. Preferably in a public venue.

      Criminals may think they can skirt the law, but they know they can't skirt other criminals.

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    4. Re:Wow ... by Flyerman · · Score: 1

      It's a meme. Welcome to Internet.

    5. Re:Wow ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not you want go and a go, then in and again.

    6. Re:Wow ... by spidercoz · · Score: 2
      THAT is a meme?

      jesus fucking christ on a cock...

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    7. Re:Wow ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must be knew here.

    8. Re:Wow ... by itchythebear · · Score: 2

      It's a meme

      That's not to say that the way the AC used it was applicable, or that he isn't doing Whippets...

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    9. Re:Wow ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Skirts, eh? Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

    10. Re:Wow ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it's worse than suggesting something illegal, the act of making that comment is illegal (as head of the MPAA). Or rather, in combination with making campaign contributions makes it illegal.

      I.e., the appropriate response to his comment isn't only to investigate and see if bribery is occurring, it's to explore whether charges can be brought against the MPAA for the comment itself.

  17. Dodd responds by ZOmegaZ · · Score: 4, Funny

    I wouldn't be surprised if the White House has Dodd himself write a response. When the "End the TSA" petition got a response, it was written by the head of the TSA. Why not?

    1. Re:Dodd responds by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't be surprised if the White House has Dodd himself write a response. When the "End the TSA" petition got a response, it was written by the head of the TSA. Why not?

      Well, for one thing, "We the People..." is a project of the current adminstration -- the Executive Branch -- and the head of the TSA is part of the administration, whereas Senator Dodd is off in a completely different branch of government.

    2. Re:Dodd responds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was about to say that Dodd, as head of the MPAA, isn't actually part of the government any more. But then, I suppose he's bought enough congressmen that he qualifies anyway.

    3. Re:Dodd responds by Legion303 · · Score: 2

      "whereas Senator Dodd is off in a completely different branch of government."

      Specifically, the MPAA branch.

  18. will respond but completely dodge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Their response will be similar to all the other responses to petitions they don't like-- completely dodge any of the points and cut/paste a wikipedia like entry. See their response to eliminating the TSA for violating people's civil rights and being useless-- nothing more than Pistole cut/pasting the TSA's official mission statement.
    This one will probably be more of a campaign like statement that they care about the people and protect their rights completely dodging the statements in the petition.

  19. Concerns sound exaggerated by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I looked at his comments and I don't feel the outrage we're getting bombarded with on Slashdot. Especially over a 25K online petition. Believe me, I have a lot of problems with Dodd's cozy relationship with the financial industry (probably what's driving him out of the Senate), but this is hardly one of them.

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    1. Re:Concerns sound exaggerated by Bill+Dimm · · Score: 4, Informative

      I have a lot of problems with Dodd's cozy relationship with the financial industry (probably what's driving him out of the Senate)

      Driving him out of the Senate? He's already out of the Senate. He is now the Chairman and CEO of the MPAA. Hence, his statement is from the MPAA to his former colleagues in the Senate saying that the MPAA gave them money so they better pass the legislation the MPAA demands. Somehow, the fact that Dodd is now the head of the MPAA is often left out of the reporting (even left out of the petition). Does that make the sleaziness a little clearer?

    2. Re:Concerns sound exaggerated by chihowa · · Score: 1

      It's even sleazier when you consider that he was previously a senator with close relations to the MPAA. He's not a Washington outsider. He's been on the receiving of his current relationship, and the way he considers it to work is that legislation is payed for. In addition to an admission of bribing Congress, it seems he's admitting that he was accepting bribes while he was in Congress.

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  20. Why would anyone expect Chris Dodd to be charged? by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Why would anyone expect fromer Senator Dodd to be investigated for this? This is the man who, along with a few others, stood in the way of anyone doing anything about the problems with the financial systems in this country until it all blew up. Then he was asked to write the law that would "fix" the problem that led to the meltdown.

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  21. I'd have no problem with lobbyists if... by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 4, Interesting

    1) They were never allowed to physically meet lawmakers, ever.

    2) All requests were limited to about 1000 words per week, in email.

    3) All such requests were publically viewable via the internet as unformatted text files.

    4) All lawmakers submitted their finances to lifelong review after serving with an eye to spotting cash sources from foreign bank accounts. Better still, make having foreign accounts or receiving money from foreign accounts a felony for ex-lawmakers.

    5) No ex-lawmaker was ever allowed to act as a lobbyist, ever.

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    1. Re:I'd have no problem with lobbyists if... by dex22 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Or use the British system. Have a "Register of Members' Interests" in which they must publicly list any payment, donation or gift received, and which bars them for the remainder of their term from voting on any related issue, to avoid claims of bias.

    2. Re:I'd have no problem with lobbyists if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or just indict them on the same day they swear them in.

    3. Re:I'd have no problem with lobbyists if... by Jeng · · Score: 1

      You restrict what a lobbyist can do and like Newt they will drop the lobbyist title and carry on as a citizen.

      Any more restrictions and you would end up restricting how a citizen can interact with their elected officials.

      Not a problem with an easy answer.

      Well if you roll a few heads, literally, things will change.

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    4. Re:I'd have no problem with lobbyists if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And I would add forbidden from book and record deals while holding office. Because that little kiddies is how money is laundered in Washington.

    5. Re:I'd have no problem with lobbyists if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And, if they made all their requests through the "We the People" petition website.

    6. Re:I'd have no problem with lobbyists if... by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      Or use the British system. Have a "Register of Members' Interests" in which they must publicly list any payment, donation or gift received, and which bars them for the remainder of their term from voting on any related issue, to avoid claims of bias.

      Now this would be a useful addition to US politics.

      Much better than all the "make campaigns public financed only" crap which usually translates as "we don't need no steenkeeng First Amendment"...

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    7. Re:I'd have no problem with lobbyists if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Or use the Belgian system. Any gifts by private citizens or corporations to any political party or its elected representatives, staff, ... is forbidden. Party funding is provided by the state and (more or less) based on the number of votes received. And elected representatives pay a part of their remuneration for public office to the party to help cover election cost.

      The political class will help itself to quite a bit of public money anyway...

    8. Re:I'd have no problem with lobbyists if... by failedlogic · · Score: 1

      That still isn't fair. I could refrain from paying you for a few years. But I'll have a yatch and mansion in the bahamas waiting for you after your term is over.....

      There's I'm sure many many ways around that system. No one is ever going to chuck these assholes in jail no matter what they do.

    9. Re:I'd have no problem with lobbyists if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      4) All lawmakers submitted their finances to lifelong review after serving with an eye to spotting cash sources from foreign bank accounts. Better still, make having foreign accounts or receiving money from foreign accounts a felony for ex-lawmakers.

      Workaround (probably in use as we speak): Hawala Banking

      They wont stand for lifelong financial scrutiny...would you?

    10. Re:I'd have no problem with lobbyists if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or use the Belgian system.

      No actual government for several years? Sounds good to me......

  22. Don't expect much by backwardsposter · · Score: 1

    It may just be a cynic's response, but either:

        1) It is ignored.
        2) Nothing comes of the investigation.
        3) Even if he is investigated and evidence is found, it doesn't change the fact that everyone does it. In fact, we're more likely to see the whole
                "one and only one guy was doing this and the system is cleaned" effect, rather than pointing out that everyone does it and he's in fact woken up the populace.

    Could this spark real change? Sure. Will it? No. Will someone take his place? Yes.

  23. They laugh about our laziness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A petition with a million signatures on their own website is much easier to ignore than a single person with a sign at the corner of a road.

  24. I wouldn't Trust White House Website by na1led · · Score: 1

    Those > 27k people who sign the petition is now on the White House hit list!

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  25. Re:ALL IS GOOD !! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    For I have spotted what appears to be a disk, a black flap, and a scorpion while scrutinizing this first post.

  26. Why not just charge him? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Criminal behavior is investigated if the police/attorney is notified of a criminal act. Extortion, Bribery and Libel are quite possibly felonies.
    Taking the long way round via a petition sounds quite pointless. The judiciary system has to do this work, while a petition is aimed at the legislative system.

  27. STFU Defeatist Whiners by eepok · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "Oh... the government will do nothing!"
    "The crooks won't investigate their handlers!"
    "The petition will be ignored!"

    Are you the **AA 'turfing or just fashionably rebellious with your doubt of the value of the US Judicial system? If you've given up already, why are you bothering to comment?

    Remember when Nixon was investigated? What about when Clinton got some booty on the side? Big investigations DO happen and they have to start somewhere. If you don't like the idea of an investigation, then say so. I'd genuinely like to hear those comments. But if all you got are "Whaaa! They've done nothing in the past, they'll do nothing again!", then you're the worst kind. You remove value from the entire discussion and give nothing in return..

    If you give in to your butt-hurt and so easily declare "They so rarely do what I want... why bother?", then WE can never get anything done. You are WORSE than those who do nothing because you KNOW something is bad and take the time to discourage others from acting on the injustice.

    1. Re:STFU Defeatist Whiners by Nidi62 · · Score: 1

      Remember when Nixon was investigated?

      Yep. He resigned from office and was pardoned by Ford.

      What about when Clinton got some booty on the side?

      I remember this one too. He was impeached and got to finish out his second term. He's now to many Democrats what Reagan is to Republicans. You need to pick some better examples, nothing real ever came out of these investigations.

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    2. Re:STFU Defeatist Whiners by na1led · · Score: 2

      Tyrants are defiant right to their death! So if you don't plan on hanging someone, don't expect much!

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    3. Re:STFU Defeatist Whiners by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      Remember when Nixon was investigated? What about when Clinton got some booty on the side? Big investigations DO happen and they have to start somewhere.

      It should, perhaps, be noted that in both of the cases mentioned, the person being investigated was from the political party that was in the minority at the time.

      If, as is commonly asserted (and I don't doubt), both Parties are taking bribes from the MPAA, then it's unlikely that either really wants an investigation. And Obama certainly doesn't, since he's been in bed with Hollywood since he was a Senator running for his current job.

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    4. Re:STFU Defeatist Whiners by Trailer+Trash · · Score: 1

      What about when Clinton got some booty on the side?

      I know this is a popular meme (Clinton was investigated because he had sex with Monica!) but the impeachment was about his conduct in a civil case where he perjured himself and suborned perjury from a subordinate. He disbarred in Arkansas as a result of that case and his ability to practice before the SCOTUS. I know the "it's just a bunch of moralists mad about blow jobs" line gets the left riled up, but it's nowhere even close to the reality of what happened.

    5. Re:STFU Defeatist Whiners by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about when Clinton got some booty on the side?

      I honestly, honestly couldn't care less whether he did or not. Who gives a fuck? All I care about is whether they're a good politician (representing the people) or not (and I don't believe he was). What is this, some marriage-and-sex-is-sacred Christian nation?

    6. Re:STFU Defeatist Whiners by Osgeld · · Score: 1

      Yea I know they really fucked over bank of america a few times, those bastards in the DOJ are mean

  28. It's about building a database to ask for donation by DeadCatX2 · · Score: 1

    Did you notice how they want your real-life information for these petitions?

    This isn't about giving people a voice in government. It's about collecting people's information so they can be solicited for campaign contributions.

    When you go into a store and they ask you for your info and one of the items is "email address", do you give the real email address? Of course not, because you know you're going to get all kinds of spam from those people.

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  29. I wish... by pburghdoom · · Score: 1

    this actually meant something.

  30. Congressional Censure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As lobbying of Congress is currently legal and would require legislation passed by Congress to make it otherwise there is very little that can be done about this kind of Bribery for Votes. Yes, it is Congressional Prostitution (maybe our Congresspersons should just put their votes up for bidding on eBay), however it is perfectly legal...with certain restrictions. At the very best one can expect is a formal Censure (a harshly worded letter accompanied by a Majority Vote of approval of the Censure letter). Since 1966 Censure has occurred only 9 times in the Senate and 6 times in the House. What is more than likely is that you will hear all kinds of rhetoric about Lobby Reform as you do in every election year, but it's double-speak and never results in any kind of action or actual reform.

    1. Re:Congressional Censure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Correction: that is 3 times in the Senate since 1966.

      And since Dodd is now a Lobbyist, there is no legal recourse against him at all. When I was discussing Censure it was in reference to a course of action that could be taken by Congress against those Congressional members who accepted funding from Dodd, but I'm suspecting that was at least half of Congress.

      Besides, even if Lobby Reform happened, votes would just be bought and sold to those contributing to Congressional Campaigns...and if you somehow were able to get Campaign Reform to happen...you still would have to deal with Cronyism...and the list goes on and on. Congress has had over 200 years to make themselves plenty of loopholes in the laws they enact to ensure their personal cash flow. Corruption in Congress is nothing new (look at political cartoons from 150 years ago!). Until we take away from Congress either the power of drafting the laws or voting on those laws this problem will remain. To minimize corruption Congress must be reduced to doing one or the other, not both.

    2. Re:Congressional Censure by morgauxo · · Score: 1

      Hmm... That might make a great new petition! "Acknowledge all congressional votes and executive actions are bought anyway and set up a kickstarter-like site where anybody can pledge money towards passing/not passing any bill. At least this way anybody with a dollar can participate."

      Of course such a system would be horrible and in no way would I actually want to see it happen but it isn't like it actually would be implemented. Getting 10s of thousands of signatures though would send a message of just how corrupt we know these people to be. Maybe it would humble them a little?

  31. Re: Black SUV following by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

    So if you wave at it, do you get arrested for being a terrorist?

    I miss the Clinton years. The web was new, the economy was doing well by the end, and I wasn't terrified of my own government!

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  32. Re:ALL IS GOOD !! by MrBigInThePants · · Score: 1

    OH MY GOD! AN OFFICIAL RESPONSE? THEY WILL BE SHAKING IN THEIR SHOES BROTHERS!

    THE REVOLUTION HAS BEGUN!

    In the words of William Wallace:

    FREEEEEEDOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!

    (appropriately the fake one in a historically inaccurate movie...)

    You know the scene, just before he had his bowels torn out and put on display?

    Yeah. That's the one. Fitting metaphor

  33. They responded already... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...but unfortunately the MPAA issued a DMCA takedown notice claiming that the response was a copy of one of the generic cliche government responses used in many prime time television shows.

  34. Re:ALL IS GOOD !! by hairyfeet · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I'm sure it will be just like his eloquent "We don't give a shit what you think about pot because we're gonna keep throwing kids in jail for our big pharma friends, here have a Goatse" response. If anybody believes these things are gonna do shit I have some nice swampland in AR you might be interested in, almost gator free!

    lets be honest folks, for the past 15 years or so they haven't even bothered to hide the bribes anymore, i'm tempted to say it started with Dubya but Clinton was right there in it too, it just got REALLY blatant with Dubya and his "Have and have mores' attempts at humor. Now that they have Citizens United they are simply more of a citizen than you, because while you may have the teeming masses they have the bulging briefcase and bulging briefcase beats teeming masses every single time. Ya know, I actually kinda like Dodd now, at least he is an honest whore, unlike Obama who can give a 30 minute speech responding to these and not say a god damned thing or even acknowledge their existence.

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  35. History of Corruption by hemo_jr · · Score: 2

    The history of the big media content cartel insinuating itself into the workings of the U.S. government over the past dozen or two years is depressing and leaves a bad taste in my mouth. This is the undermining of American democracy. From the orchestration of the extension of copyright protection to life plus 75 years, to the DMCA and its disregard for due process and freedom. To the secretive smoke-filed backroom history of ACTA, culminating in the arrogance of how SOPA and PIPA were show trialed through the judiciary committees of both houses of Congress. Now it appears that the money men of the MPAA, RIAA and others have been orchestrating this with concealed bribery and mock support of liberal principal. And that the leaders I secretly hoped were men and women of principal are, instead, pathetic opportunists, who have sold the American birthright out for a mess of pottage.

    This history has taken a wrecking ball to the idea that my country, the once proud United States, is a democracy, is governed by the love of liberty or has any legitimacy left whatsoever. Rather it has become a disgusting perversion of what it once was. I cry for my country, my children and grandchildren.

  36. Irrelevant, reduce government, reduce corruption by SuperKendall · · Score: 3, Insightful

    because the Libertarians are incorruptible, right?

    Nope. They are as corruptible as anyone.

    But first, they will shrink government, so the corruption matters less and is on a smaller scale.

    The greater the power the greater the temptation to corrupt or abuse it. That is why the ONLY successful way to fight corruption is to reduce the scale of temptation. When more power is in states hands it is easier to monitor for corruption, after all how easily can the voters in a state really keep an eye on what someone is doing all the way over in DC?

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  37. WRONG by SuperKendall · · Score: 2

    Libertarian is no better, it just gives power to a different small group of people.

    Libertarianism is not about shifting which group gets power, as in the left/right swing.

    It is about fundamental reduction of the size of government, so the group is smaller to begin with. And with the focus on moving power back to states, you are not just changing the group that gets the power but distributing said power over many smaller groups - smaller local groups are easier to monitor and less prone to corruption, in part because they simply do not wield as much power.

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    1. Re:WRONG by Desler · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Which is a nice fantasy but the 19th century when the government was smaller is renown for the huge amounts of corruption. And, yes, it was just as damaging then as today. Also, if the libertard fantasy was true Somalia should be a utopi centralan society due to it's small and weak government. Yet, none of you libertards seem to want to move there. Maybe because the fantasy really is just a fantasy?

    2. Re:WRONG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just like energy in physics, Power in a society is conserved. There is basically a constant amount of power to be had in any society, regardless of the system of government. Who has it and how much is the basis of all politics, but the total amount of power always remains the same.

      This is a point that most people miss about Libertarians - wanting a smaller government is NOT the whole story. Wanting a smaller government is a fig leaf to cover what the Libertarians in control really want: to transfer power from the government to corporations. From the elected to the unelected.

      Libertarians have a compelling sales pitch to attract the basically anti-authoritarian crowd. Most people who call themselves Libertarians don't realize what would happen if they win control. As you make the government smaller, all that power that currently resides in the elected government will be transferred to corporations run by the unelected. Run by money.

      The US would truly become a corporatist state. Of the Corporations, by the Corporations and for the Corporations.

      No thanks. You can keep it. I prefer elected governance.

    3. Re:WRONG by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

      Power in a society is conserved. There is basically a constant amount of power to be had in any society

      Right, but in a society with smaller government lots of that power is distributed around lots of different private entities, not a single or handful of individuals as we see now.

      Again, much less opportunity for corruption, and NO chance for Fannie-May/Freddie Mac scales of corruption - because it's not possible.

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    4. Re:WRONG by spidercoz · · Score: 1
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    5. Re:WRONG by b4dc0d3r · · Score: 1

      Information travels much faster these days, it was a lot easier to get away with corruption in the 19th century.

      And Somalia is not a great example of Libertarian ideal. There is a certain culture and history there, and most importantly Somalia does not represent the idea of "your rights stop where mine start" which is pretty important, as I understand it.

      Not supporting the libs, I just figure you'd want to make a good argument against it instead of repeating irrelevant sound bites. I think some libs have actually given it as an example, but you should take it up with those individuals instead of the whole party. Especially when no one has mentioned it - that's a straw man argument.

    6. Re:WRONG by psiclops · · Score: 1

      Yet, none of you libertards seem to want to move there. Maybe because the fantasy really is just a fantasy?

      Becuase the problems of Somalia have a lot more to do with the land, resources, general instability of the region, and mostly their history (You don't go from being an incredibly poor country to a fully developed one overnight)

      Also Somalia hasn't had a centeral government in over 10 years. some parts of the country(Somaliland) are well governed, fairly stable, and actually doing quite well considering the region they are in.

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    7. Re:WRONG by jythie · · Score: 1

      Who then consolidate their power anyway. That is the flaw in libertarianism, it has no mechanism to stop the concentration of power. You just end up with powerful states, or powerful utilities, or powerful something else. It eventually ends up back in the hands of a few.

      Oh, and smaller local communities are not less prone to corruption, in fact they are notorious for it.

    8. Re:WRONG by oldunixgeek · · Score: 1

      Sigh...

      The 'small group' are not politicians.

      They are wealthy businessmen.

      See late 19th century US history.

  38. Re:ALL IS GOOD !! by jriding · · Score: 2

    Speaking of you can post your own petition. Here goes! https://wwws.whitehouse.gov/petitions/!/petition/congressional-reform-act-2011-congress-must-equally-abide-all-laws-they-impose-american-people/s3DTkzrl sopa had senators back of because enough people took notice. If more then just 25K sign it shows we are looking and paying attention.

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  39. We could use some bigger numbers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We could use some bigger numbers if you SlashDotterers can learn how to register, or log-in, to WhiteHouse Dot Gov. You also have to click some things and provide a zip code I think. If I caught you in the middle of a revolution planning session I apologize. I understand that you are probably to busy.

    Link Link Link
    https://wwws.whitehouse.gov/petitions/!/petition/investigate-chris-dodd-and-mpaa-bribery-after-he-publicly-admited-bribing-politicans-pass/DffX0YQv
    Hey; we might get a newspaper story or two out of this. It is somewhat embarrassing.

  40. The Response by gearloos · · Score: 1

    All Obama is going to do is say Chris Dodd does not work here anymore. He can say what he wants. Free Speech etc... Now I wonder if Laundered MPAA/RIAA Monies have made it into the Obama Election Funds...

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  41. Re:Irrelevant, reduce government, reduce corruptio by DarkOx · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Corruption comes from two sources; power and being unaccountable.

    If you have to few people in government you have corrupt folks because they are able to act with impunity and nobody can do anything about even when everyone does they guilty as sin itself.

    You also get corruption when government gets to big; nobody is ever accountable, no not even in our world where everything is recorded and logged. Once you get a government as big as ours its almost always the case that crimes even consistent and repeated ones go unnoticed lost in the noise, crimes can't be addressed because there is always a bigger fish to investigate, and nothing can be made to stick because there is so many others for the perp to point the finger at and say oh "well...I...but for...."

    The solution is not no government (Somalia is staw man) nor is the solution more government, solution is SMALL TIERED government. You want to have a handful of people closely accountable to electorate so we all no their names, each fairly direct, clear, and knowable responsibilities.

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  42. Re:Why would anyone expect Chris Dodd to be charge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Okay, then write a petition investigating him of criminal behavior, and if it's found, to force him to give back his salary for those years worked while corrupt.

    Oh, and so it's got a chance in hell of passing Congress, make sure that money gets divided up and put into the personal funds of current members of Congress.

    Imagine the carnage that would eventually ensue!

  43. Re:ALL IS GOOD !! by mhajicek · · Score: 1

    That site doesn't work for me in Chrome. Do you have to use a certain browser, or am I locked out because I'm a dissident?

  44. Re:ALL IS GOOD !! by b4dc0d3r · · Score: 1

    Nice try. At most the White House (Executive branch) can say "We think so too." The people who write laws, and exclude Congress, are in Congress (the Legislative Branch).

    At most he could try to veto it, but guess who overrides a veto? Congress.

  45. Re:ALL IS GOOD !! by b4dc0d3r · · Score: 2

    Of course it is. Due to Citizens United, and money being free speech, all Dodd was doing was exercising his right to speak his mind. He did not offer money specifically to pass PIPA/SOPA, he said he would not make a campaign contribution if the White House opposed it.

    Which, in all honesty, is the same kind of thing I say all the time. I'm not voting for someone if they do this, I'm not supporting them if that... it will likely come down to a big nothing.

    So indeed, fear not. All is well, citizen.

  46. Re:Irrelevant, reduce government, reduce corruptio by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Erh... smaller government only means you have to grease fewer palms.

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  47. Re:ALL IS GOOD !! by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 1

    You... RAWOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

  48. Re:It's about building a database to ask for donat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I give them >>A real email address. Mail sent to it will even get to me. But when they start sending political spam I can turn it off.

  49. Put up or shut up by Rix · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You are as Anonymous as anyone else. If you think Anonymous should do something, then do it.

    1. Re:Put up or shut up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but I'm an "Anonymous Coward"!

  50. Megaupload vs dodd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The FBI is now so tone deaf, blind, and willfully ignorant of the crimes in its own countries. It went 2 hemispheres away to find racketeering, criminal conspiracy, etc. in New Zealand. While a publicly a former official solicits quid pro quo from sitting elected officials. if the FBI did a tap dance at least you would know it IS a show. Give me a break.....how much longer are we going to have any more respect for the legal system? From the bottom to the top, we should start brand new. If Dotcom has to go to jail, and now being held without bail.....then Chris Dodd should too. So should the owners of Youtube, and the CEO of Sony for hacking my PS3.....

  51. Re:Irrelevant, reduce government, reduce corruptio by Rockoon · · Score: 3, Informative

    The solution is not no government (Somalia is staw man) nor is the solution more government, solution is SMALL TIERED government. You want to have a handful of people closely accountable to electorate so we all no their names, each fairly direct, clear, and knowable responsibilities.

    So exactly the libertarian stance.

    Now tell us who made you believe the libertarians are not for exactly this.. was it the Republicans you love, or the Democrats you love? Either way, we know it was someone you love because you accepted a lie without question.

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  52. Re:Irrelevant, reduce government, reduce corruptio by Ear+Phantom · · Score: 2

    So that instead of bribing politicians to get our way, we bribe the corporations directly...

  53. Re:ALL IS GOOD !! by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

    Not that George bush wasn't dirty, but both him and Clinton don't seem like the type to take bribes. Attention whores. Yes. But bribes? But what I know? Now Congress OTOH, you can bet on that everyone of them bastards as being guilty. In fact, I wager that it's virtually impossible to climb the political ladder without taking some bribes and partaking in blackmail. Not that it makes it right. Perhaps I'm too naive to think otherwise about how politics should work in general.

    Politics. It's a dirty place to be in.

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  54. Re:ALL IS GOOD !! by Thoguth · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Why are we signing petitions? It's primary election season. Let's make an example of one of the congressmen-for-hire.

    the Tea Party came to power when Scott Brown defeated an incumbent in a primary contest. Let's get an incumbent SOPA supporter out of office because he supported SOPA.

    Primary congressional elections are where the real electoral power is... and we have a tendency to ignore them. I believe that nothing less than a primary loss from a SOPA or PIPA supporter would get their attention.

    The problem is they get $50,000 for their campaign fund for supporting it. The solution, obviously, is to make it cost them more than $50,000 worth of publicity for supporting it.

    Lamar Smith, who introduced SOPA, is currently running uncontested for the Republican Primary in his district.

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  55. Re:ALL IS GOOD !! by damiangerous · · Score: 1

    It works fine in Chrome. Check your plugins.

  56. I Find Myself Concerned by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

    When all it takes for a law to pass is to bribe some Washington Insider, who's constituents were never informed of the action. And those that will be affected, are never informed. That to me, is bribery.

    1. Re:I Find Myself Concerned by mianne · · Score: 1

      Oh, their constituents were not only fully informed of the ways the legislation would affect them, they were the one's who wrote it in the first place.

      Oh. Did you mean the general public?

      BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA......
      (deep breath)
      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

      Remember, as Mitt Romney said not too long ago, "Corporations are people, my friend."

      I'll once again stand on my soapbox, and state (as others' have already) that the Democratic and Republican parties are just two sides of the same coin. Aside from a few "social values" differences on things such as gays rights, reproductive choice, or school prayer; the two parties are indistinguishable. The highly polarized rift is just a shell game. Everything that's wrong with the country is completely the other party's fault. Therefore, we're going to prevent them from enacting anything else, and when we get the majority, we're going to repeal those few things that did manage to slip through.

      Therefore, the way forward IMHO is to vote them *all* out! That doesn't mean just the incumbents, but also to not vote for their main rivals from the opposite major party. Vote instead for third party candidates. Which ones?--I don't care! Ideally, you should vote for the candidates whose values best match your own. But unless you truly believe a 3rd party candidate will win a race, a random vote would work too. Otherwise It'll take a fair bit of legwork to find those best fit candidates:

      They'll largely be self-financed, and most likely will be struggling to pay the filing fees just to get on the ballot. They won't have gazillions of ads on television, robocallers interrupting your dinner, or staffers knocking on your door. If that alone isn't enough reason to vote for them, then consider that without any of the huge donations from investment firms and other large corporate enterprises, they'll be far more likely to listen to your input than the one who's just too busy hosting $10,000 a plate dinners to speak with you.

      Odds are pretty good that in all but the smallest of races, none of these 3rd party candidates will win enough votes to qualify for a run-off election, let alone win an outright majority. Especially if Bob's voting for the Libertarian, Joe's voting for the Green, and Lisa's voting for the Independent candidate, etc. So in all likelihood, a Democratic or a Republican candidate will end up filling that seat anyway.

      But despite the common saying, you are *not* throwing your vote away by doing this! If you agree with the position that there isn't any real substantive difference between the two major parties, then it makes no difference which one wins. However, gaining pluralities, if not majorities in votes cast for all 3rd party candidates combined will send a much stronger message to whomever is ultimately elected than either an individual vote for them or for their chief rival.

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    2. Re:I Find Myself Concerned by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

      "Money is the Mother's Milk of Politics" - Unknown

      What I find troublesome, is that all the evidence says you're more right, than wrong.

  57. Re:Irrelevant, reduce government, reduce corruptio by science-heretics · · Score: 1

    Coming from Finland, I could say that the tiered government is a pretty good idea. Ours is a BIG one though. And by no means libertarian. We have been ranked pretty high on the list of least corrupt nations. Unfortunately, things are changing. I used to sit on the library board. As there are only few people involved and small sums of money, it is difficult to get away with corruption and waste. And it is a cheap system as these people are volunteers. The problem we have (or had) was that for a small country we had too many tiers. For five million people we had (I am using rough equivalents here) towns, districts, counties plus others for medical care or military... And these latter ones are not cheap. Luckily, we are getting rid of some of these. The thing that works with libertarians (in my opinion) is that there is less someone else's money to play around with. There are some downsides though.

  58. Re:ALL IS GOOD !! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Uncontested fuckwit introduces SOPA

    Why the fuck isnt there a democrat candidate there?

    This would be the district to beat him in, we need to organise someone to beat him NOW

    The only thing to do is to hit where it hurts, get them outvoted during the elections, 162million people viewed the wikipedia SOPA blackout page, we can do it

  59. Re:Irrelevant, reduce government, reduce corruptio by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But first, they will shrink government, so the corruption matters less and is on a smaller scale.

    You don't need less government for that, you need more sovereignty (i.e. less laws dicated from Washington, more laws left to the state/community).

  60. Pirate Watch List by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You realize that anyone that signed that petition is now on the Pirate Watch List.

  61. 25,000+ people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In other news 25,000+ people will be spending the rest of their lives in a ZOG stockade under NDAA.

  62. Re:ALL IS GOOD !! by MagusSlurpy · · Score: 1

    I bet the parent post is going to be one of the most-often-modded posts in /. history.

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  63. Looking forward... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This administration has shown time and time again that it is interested in "looking forward and not backward", when asked to investigate officials that may have been guilty of war crimes, when asked to investigate the titans of Wall Street who may have been guilty of fraud... The only way Chris Dodd will face significant consequences is if he finds a way to commit his crimes in the FUTURE before they become acts committed the PAST. :)

  64. Official Comment by LVSlushdat · · Score: 1

    Let me predict what this regime's "official" response to this petition will be: "OUR OFFICIAL RESPONSE IS NO COMMENT".... And then you wonder why we so dearly love the "Dear Leader".....

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  65. Re:Irrelevant, reduce government, reduce corruptio by mcgrew · · Score: 1

    But first, they will shrink government, so the corruption matters less and is on a smaller scale.

    Yep, disband the EPA so Monsanto can make the air in Sauget, IL unbreathable again and have rivers catch fire again. Deregulate the power companies so California's brownouts and blackouts ten years ago are daily and nationwide. Deregulate the banks again so we have another economic catastrophe. Deregulate the monopoly utilities so they can gouge us for whatever CORRUPT price they wish to charge us.

    What could possibly go wrong?

    That is why the ONLY successful way to fight corruption is to reduce the scale of temptation.

    Yep, if we legalize armed robbery the armed robbers won't have to pay off the corrupt cops.

    You, sir, are a fool.

  66. Re:Irrelevant, reduce government, reduce corruptio by mcgrew · · Score: 1

    If you have to few people in government

    Can I few people if I don't have to?

    You also get corruption when government gets to big

    I hope you're not a native speaker, but considering your views I sadly think you're just not a native reader.

    solution is SMALL TIERED government.

    We have a nation 4000 miles wide and 3000 miles tall. Neither pollution, commerce, water, oil pipelines, gas pipelines, radio waves, the list goes on, stay within state boundaries. With a huge country to govern, a small government simply will not work.

    Imagine how expensive your natural gas would be if you were taxed for every state it passed through.

  67. Re:Irrelevant, reduce government, reduce corruptio by Magius_AR · · Score: 1

    We have a nation 4000 miles wide and 3000 miles tall. Neither pollution, commerce, water, oil pipelines, gas pipelines, radio waves, the list goes on, stay within state boundaries. With a huge country to govern, a small government simply will not work. Imagine how expensive your natural gas would be if you were taxed for every state it passed through.

    I imagine this is the reason our founders included "interstate commerce" within the powers delegated to the federal government through our great Constitution. Do you guys even attempt to understand that thing before you start your diatribes about the horrors of small government? The other funny attack often seen is when "state functions" like cops and firefighters are brought up to attack people clamoring for a smaller federal government -- I feel like a Civics class should be mandatory for all citizens.

  68. Re:Irrelevant, reduce government, reduce corruptio by mcgrew · · Score: 1

    The other funny attack often seen is when "state functions" like cops and firefighters are brought up to attack people clamoring for a smaller federal government -- I feel like a Civics class should be mandatory for all citizens.

    I agree, but you have the other extreme (Paul, Gingrich, etc) that want to get rid of the FAA and the EPA and the highway administration and the FCC and the FAA. I'm damned glad Eisenhower started the interstate highway system. Like you, I'm bemused that a lot (most?) of the people who are are against "big government" have those views because of some crooked local cop or overreaching state or even county agency that screwed them over.

    I also agree with you that some agencies shouldn't exist -- DEA, ATF, TSA... and the FBI should be much smaller. And I wonder why they had to amend the Constitution to outlaw alcohol, but didn't have to for other drugs?

  69. Re:Irrelevant, reduce government, reduce corruptio by Magius_AR · · Score: 1

    I agree, but you have the other extreme (Paul, Gingrich, etc) that want to get rid of the FAA and the EPA and the highway administration and the FCC and the FAA.

    I'll agree that's extreme, and also why I don't fully support such stances. But it also would never happen -- I support Ron Paul because his focus and his message and his integrity are solid. Congress would tame his more extreme wackier ideas. I also believe the "Extreme" element of libertarianism is the exception not the norm -- most people in that camp just want smaller government.

    And I wonder why they had to amend the Constitution to outlaw alcohol, but didn't have to for other drugs?

    Well that should be obvious -- we're no longer a country governed by the Constitution -- they just do whatever the hell they want.