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Pentagon: 30,000 Pound Bomb Too Small

smitty777 writes "According to the Pentagon, the 30,000-pound, precision-guided Massive Ordnance Penetrator GBU-57 bomb is just too small. Concerns around Iran's fortification of their nuclear program facilities has the DoD seeking from Congress something not quite as subdued as the GBU-57, the largest non-nuke bomb operated by the USAF. This 'smaller' bomb just recently won a prize for its ability to cut through 60 feet of concrete. The upgrades will cost $82 million on top of the $330 million spent so far to develop the system. There is some interesting high speed camera footage of the GBU-57 in the video below."

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  1. No, no, no! by ForgedArtificer · · Score: 5, Funny

    Light speed's too slow! We'll have to go straight to.... Ludicrous Speed!

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    1. Re:No, no, no! by Gilmoure · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm surrounded by Assholes!

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    2. Re:No, no, no! by Guspaz · · Score: 5, Informative

      Pray tell me, what kind of aircraft is in th existing arsenal, capable of delivering this turd-of-death?

      The B-2 is the intended deployment platform. Each aircraft will be able to carry two of them. They also did their testing with the B-52, introduced in 1955.

    3. Re:No, no, no! by Dishevel · · Score: 5, Funny

      They are not just building the bigger bomb for money.
      The are doing it for a SHIT LOAD of money!

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    4. Re:No, no, no! by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 5, Funny

      A MIL-SPEC photon would have the weight of a neutron.

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  2. entirely coincidentally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Coincidentally, the construction plans for Iran's entirely peaceful nuclear facilities are being modified to require at least 120 feet of concrete covering to protect them from terrorist attacks and tsunamis.

  3. Re:The name of the bomb is "Massive" by DigiShaman · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's what she said.

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  4. Proposed Backronyms... by bughunter · · Score: 5, Funny

    Let's call it the Mountainous Occluded Fortification Ordinance.

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  5. Re:The name of the bomb is "Massive" by somersault · · Score: 5, Funny

    And after that will come the Mother In Law Of All Bombs

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  6. 1984 much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Its pretty obvious that the miltiary-political-industrial complex is trying to talk us all into war with Iran and now you see one of the many things they plan to gain from it. Plus more power and control of the populace.

    1. Re:1984 much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I had to scroll way too far down for this. All this posturing bullshit, it hasn't even been ten years since Iraq even started, are Americans really so complacent in their need for perpetual war that they'll buy into this shit again? Its just more money that goes to the Department of "Defense" and their contractors. Someone should really name it back to the Department of War, since we haven't really used it for anything remotely "defensive" since 1947 when it was renamed.

    2. Re:1984 much? by RightSaidFred99 · · Score: 5, Funny

      This time it's Obama, though. He's different. He makes people feel good about themselves for voting for him, so he can't possibly be a warmongerer.

  7. Good Lord, people by eln · · Score: 5, Funny

    You already have a giant phallic bomb called a MASSIVE (ordnance) PENETRATOR and it's not good enough for you? Does everyone in the Pentagon have such a small penis or is it just the people in charge of purchasing?

  8. Re:prizes? I just want to see the competition by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 5, Funny

    >> who hands out prizes for stuff like this

    The Association of Iranian Concrete Manufacturers

  9. Re:you're a troll but even so.... by Entropius · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Well, their government is rather racist -- toward the Tibetans, at least. They've been working awfully hard to extinguish that culture. China hasn't been threatening freedom of navigation, but have you seen their absurd territorial claims in the South China Sea?

    Iran didn't start shit in the Strait of Hormuz; the US and Israel have been threatening to attack them. They're just responding to that. Actually, that's sort of what's been going on with the Iranian nuke program: we just curbstomped their neighbor in an illegal war, and we're propping up a rather dangerous neighbor of theirs that has an openly racist agenda, that's bombed them before and that, oh -- has nukes. Can't really blame them for wanting some nukes of their own, considering.

    Yes, the Iranian government is, to some degree, batshit -- in the "batshit religious" fashion. Their rationale for wanting nukes is perfectly reasonable (defense against Israel/the US). But they've actually been conducting themselves in a pretty reasonable manner; they've not done anything that a more sanely-led country in their position wouldn't have done, which is to try to use any resources at their disposal to ensure that they don't get their asses kicked.

  10. Re:you're a troll but even so.... by jmorris42 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Exactly right. We don't worry about India having the bomb and last time I checked they were 'brown people' too. They are not likely to use one, especially in a first strike.

    We worry about Iran because they are something new, a nuke possessing country who may not be subject to MAD. In the end the 'godless commies' had one thing going for them in the world peace issues of the Cold War. They wanted to rule the world but they didn't really want to 'win' by being the last survivor in a post apocolypse scenario, the party leaders liked the good life and wanted to keep living it, especially since they didn't much believe in an afterlife to be rewarded in for wiping out the enemy in this one for.

    We just don't know if Iran would be so constrained. We pretty much have to take Ajad at his word that he doesn't give a crap if atomic hellfire rains down on him after his rightous jihad of nuking Israel and the US, as we would be fools not to. What we don't know is whether the military structure he commands is equally suicidal. Since guessing wrong, and especially considering the pitiful track record of western intelligence regarding things middle eastern/Islamic, could be a civilization extinction event we probably should err on the side of caution. A country burning off scads of natural gas because they don't consider it valuable enough to capture and use probably doesn't actually need nuke power plants for electricity generation.

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  11. Re:you're a troll but even so.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Everything you accuse Iran of doing Israel does, and the U.S. gives them billions of dollars in overt and covert aide.

    Israel doesn't deny the Holocaust.

  12. Re:you're a troll but even so.... by Shakrai · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Iran didn't start shit in the Strait of Hormuz; the US and Israel have been threatening to attack them. They're just responding to that.

    By cutting off global trade that countries whom aren't threatening them depend on. Yeah, that makes sense -- Mexico attacks the United States so we seize the Panama Canal and refuse to let Chinese flagged ships use it. That's essentially what they are threatening to do. Actually I'd love to see them try and close Hormuz -- that would bring the Chinese around to our side of this issue. China is far more dependent upon oil from the Arabian Gulf than the United States is. Contrary to popular belief the United States doesn't receive the majority of her oil from the Middle East; most of it comes from the Western Hemisphere.

    As far as the rest of your post, I'm not going to be drawn into an argument on the merits or lack thereof of our policy with regards to Israel. It's interesting that you decline the mention the nervousness of the Arab states that border Iran though. If it was purely about Israel one would think that the Saudis and their neighbors would be cheering the Iranian nuclear program on. Of course they aren't; the prospect bothers them just as much as it bothers the Western World.

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  13. Yet more waste.. by E_Ron.Eous · · Score: 5, Insightful

    From the Department of Defense which should be renamed to the Department of Wasting Tax Dollars..

  14. Re:you're a troll but even so.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Israel inflates the holocaust, Iran minimises it. Both are half-truths.

    Israel was founded as a modern state on pure, violent terrorism. King David Hotel. They also sponsored and funded the creation of Hamas - to splinter the Palestinian political efforts, and create a spectre of islamic opposition. But Hamas are not religious zealots, like the Lubbavitchers - who throw acid in the faces of young girls on the streets in Israel.

  15. Re:you're a troll but even so.... by Hurga · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Have a look at his map. http://media.chrismartenson.com/images/US-military-presence-around-Iran.png

    And then consider the US did this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Ajax

    In this situation, it would be insane for Iran not to want nukes.

  16. Point being? by Zinho · · Score: 5, Informative

    There's a long and distinguished history in the USAF of delivering massive ordnance bombs via cargo planes (see the daisy cutter and MOAB as examples). If you can open the rear hatch, roll it out, and achieve a margin of error smaller than the blast radius, then you're golden. In today's age of GPS-guided munitions that is a much lower threshold to cross than it's ever been.

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    1. Re:Point being? by jd2112 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Perhaps they should load the cargo bay with pallets of $100 bills. Dropping those on the enemy might be cheaper and more destructive than dropping bombs. Of course the defense industry would complain that the dept. of engraving and printing was getting a no bid contract on munitions.

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    2. Re:Point being? by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Why not just go over there?

      "Hi guys, we heard you're in the Nuclear Fun Club now. We've been there for a good 70 years now, good times, good times. Here's the list of everyone else that's in the Nuclear Fun Club. If any of yours ever go missing and/or get used outside of testing or declared nuclear war, everyone on this list will burn you to a cinder.

      "Nuclear Fun Club. You join forever. Seventy years for us. Good times, good times."

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  17. oh, please. by fyngyrz · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So, what you're saying is that it's none of your business if every nation on the globe were to develop nuclear weapons?

    Yes, that's exactly what I'm saying. I'm an American; my legitimate control ends where the country's borders and maritime boundaries lie. If you're inside them, or use weapons against the population or the infrastructure inside them, you're my problem, and I support a workmanlike mechanism to wholly terminate your ass. I might, depending on the nature of your incursion, support going further and eliminating your ability to do it again. I would not, by the way, support paying for medical care or rebuilding your infrastructure. You aggress, in my opinion, the consequences are entirely your responsibility.

    You stay out, or behave within, you're not my problem. Someone comes inside your borders, assuming you're from some other country, that's *your* problem, and *you* need to deal with it. If you can't, then you may go the way of history. You can, *they* may go the way of history. Either way, my legitimate role is to have breakfast and read about it in the paper. I might feel regret, I might feel enthusiasm, but I would *not* feel the urge to intervene.

    What you seem to forget is the United States originally developed nuclear weapons for a very specific purpose: to stop the Axis powers

    I have not in any way forgotten it, in fact I'm somewhat of a student of WWII, which means I know a considerable bit more about it than most people. However... yes, so? What's your point?

    The first and last time we used nukes were on a ruthless, active enemy that attacked us first.

    Well, other than over a thousand US nuclear weapons detonations, most of which dropped various amounts of fallout on the entire planet, yes. So?

    Say what you want about America, we have shown incredible restraint in the use of unconventional weapons after 1945, and even then it wasn't a decision that was taken lightly.

    Yes, so? Has Iran used nuclear weapons? No. Has Israel used nuclear weapons? No. Has France? No. Has England? No. Has the USSR? No. They all have them; yet no one has used them (well, except us, and I'm not saying that was a mistake, either.) So what's your point?

    Can you say the same about Iran?

    I don't say anything about Iran. I'm not an Iranian citizen. I don't concern myself with things they say about us, and I don't expect them to concern themselves with things we say about them. Also, what you're trying to do here is an exercise in "what if", which is bullshit. Iran has done nothing to make me think they are a threat to my country; ergo, I don't worry about them. I worry more about the loonies here that want to go in, and based on events that only exist in their imagination, do some terrible damage to some other sovereign country, thus setting a legitimate stage for other countries to come and do the same to us. National borders are what they are for a reason; violating them is a VERY bad idea.

    How about Somalia? The Congo? Do you really feel it's necessary to allow any country to develop weapons of mass destruction, completely unchecked, because it's "none of our business"?

    Yes, absolutely.

    In a perfect world, we'd dismantle every warhead in existence and burn the schematics.

    No, we wouldn't. We'd use them as excavation tools, space drives, anti-asteroid devices, and so on. And there is no such thing as a perfect world anyway.

    Allowing yet another nation to obtain the power to obliterate entire cities is moving in the complete opposite direction of where we need to go.

    Buddy, wherever you got the idea that *you* know what direction *we* need to g

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