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Pentagon: 30,000 Pound Bomb Too Small

smitty777 writes "According to the Pentagon, the 30,000-pound, precision-guided Massive Ordnance Penetrator GBU-57 bomb is just too small. Concerns around Iran's fortification of their nuclear program facilities has the DoD seeking from Congress something not quite as subdued as the GBU-57, the largest non-nuke bomb operated by the USAF. This 'smaller' bomb just recently won a prize for its ability to cut through 60 feet of concrete. The upgrades will cost $82 million on top of the $330 million spent so far to develop the system. There is some interesting high speed camera footage of the GBU-57 in the video below."

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  1. No, no, no! by ForgedArtificer · · Score: 5, Funny

    Light speed's too slow! We'll have to go straight to.... Ludicrous Speed!

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    1. Re:No, no, no! by PortHaven · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oh no...we've gone P-L-A-I-D sir!

    2. Re:No, no, no! by ForgedArtificer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What does this have ANYTHING to do with a series of Spaceballs quotes?

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    3. Re:No, no, no! by Gilmoure · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm surrounded by Assholes!

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    4. Re:No, no, no! by Guspaz · · Score: 5, Informative

      Pray tell me, what kind of aircraft is in th existing arsenal, capable of delivering this turd-of-death?

      The B-2 is the intended deployment platform. Each aircraft will be able to carry two of them. They also did their testing with the B-52, introduced in 1955.

    5. Re:No, no, no! by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 2

      B-2A is the designated carrier, but it has been dropped by B-52Hs in testing.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:B-52_releases_the_MOP_during_a_weapons_test..jpg

    6. Re:No, no, no! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Keep firing assholes!

    7. Re:No, no, no! by fooslacker · · Score: 3, Funny

      I wish I had mod points because you sir are Insightful.

    8. Re:No, no, no! by Dishevel · · Score: 5, Funny

      They are not just building the bigger bomb for money.
      The are doing it for a SHIT LOAD of money!

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    9. Re:No, no, no! by Lucas123 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Lockheed-Georgia C-5 Galaxy. Maximum Cargo Weight: 270,000 pounds. Cost: $179 million. http://www.globalaircraft.org/planes/c-5_galaxy.pl

    10. Re:No, no, no! by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 3, Funny

      Light speed's too slow!

      That's because your photons aren't MIL-SPEC.

    11. Re:No, no, no! by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 5, Funny

      A MIL-SPEC photon would have the weight of a neutron.

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  2. entirely coincidentally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Coincidentally, the construction plans for Iran's entirely peaceful nuclear facilities are being modified to require at least 120 feet of concrete covering to protect them from terrorist attacks and tsunamis.

  3. The name of the bomb is "Massive" by mehrotra.akash · · Score: 3, Funny

    The name of the bomb is "Massive"
    How can you call it "Not big enough?"

    1. Re:The name of the bomb is "Massive" by DigiShaman · · Score: 5, Funny

      That's what she said.

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    2. Re:The name of the bomb is "Massive" by ByOhTek · · Score: 2

      Cthulhu

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    3. Re:The name of the bomb is "Massive" by somersault · · Score: 5, Funny

      And after that will come the Mother In Law Of All Bombs

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    4. Re:The name of the bomb is "Massive" by OzPeter · · Score: 2

      Mother of All Bombs... I think the new one should be Father of All Bombs (FOAB)

      That name's already taken Father Of All Bombs

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    5. Re:The name of the bomb is "Massive" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      From Iron Man 2...
      I give you....the Ex-Wife.

    6. Re:The name of the bomb is "Massive" by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 2

      The new bomb should simply be named "Chuck Norris". That'll also ascertain that no-one else can come up with anything bigger, as they won't be able to name theirs.

  4. prizes? I just want to see the competition by DynamoJoe · · Score: 4, Funny
    This 'smaller' bomb just recently won a prize for its ability to cut through 60 feet of concrete

    A prize like the X-Prize or something? A) who hands out prizes for stuff like this and B) where to I apply to be a judge?

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    1. Re:prizes? I just want to see the competition by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 5, Funny

      >> who hands out prizes for stuff like this

      The Association of Iranian Concrete Manufacturers

    2. Re:prizes? I just want to see the competition by bigbangnet · · Score: 2

      A) It's by the Precision Strike Association. B) see answer above

    3. Re:prizes? I just want to see the competition by harlequinn · · Score: 2

      I can't find a reference that says 60 feet of "concrete" anywhere.

      The article links to a wikipedia entry that says it penetrates up to 60 feet - it does not give a material. It links to a USAF article as a source. The USAF article also says it penetrates up to 60 feet - but does not give a material.

      I'm going to suggest it penetrates up to 60 feet into soil. Penetration into steel reinforced concrete before exploding will be very small indeed.

      Here is a video a Phantom F4 jet smashing into a reinforced concrete wall at 500Mph - it disintegrates entirely. I suspect this bomb would suffer a similar fate.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZjhxuhTmGk

  5. Proposed Backronyms... by bughunter · · Score: 5, Funny

    Let's call it the Mountainous Occluded Fortification Ordinance.

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  6. Yeah by no-body · · Score: 2

    And the misconception how to resolve conflicts and disputes between humans efficiently is too big.
    Just rev up the volume (and your ego), keep the green buck rolling and feel good about it.

  7. you're a troll but even so.... by Shakrai · · Score: 2, Insightful

    .... it has nothing to do with "brown people" or white superiority. The Chinese have nuclear weapons and you don't see the Western World freaking the fuck out about that. Why is that? Because for all of their flaws the Chinese actually behave like adults in the global community. They don't sponsor terrorism, they don't threaten freedom of navigation on the high seas and they don't have an openly racist high level politician that denies the right of one of his neighbors to exist. If Iran wants to be treated like a grown up perhaps it should start acting like one.

    BTW, I like the subject "Typical American". Do you realize that Europe is just as freaked out by the prospect of a nuclear armed Iran as the United States is? Actually it probably bothers them more; we aren't within range of Iranian missiles but most of Europe is.

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    1. Re:you're a troll but even so.... by Entropius · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Well, their government is rather racist -- toward the Tibetans, at least. They've been working awfully hard to extinguish that culture. China hasn't been threatening freedom of navigation, but have you seen their absurd territorial claims in the South China Sea?

      Iran didn't start shit in the Strait of Hormuz; the US and Israel have been threatening to attack them. They're just responding to that. Actually, that's sort of what's been going on with the Iranian nuke program: we just curbstomped their neighbor in an illegal war, and we're propping up a rather dangerous neighbor of theirs that has an openly racist agenda, that's bombed them before and that, oh -- has nukes. Can't really blame them for wanting some nukes of their own, considering.

      Yes, the Iranian government is, to some degree, batshit -- in the "batshit religious" fashion. Their rationale for wanting nukes is perfectly reasonable (defense against Israel/the US). But they've actually been conducting themselves in a pretty reasonable manner; they've not done anything that a more sanely-led country in their position wouldn't have done, which is to try to use any resources at their disposal to ensure that they don't get their asses kicked.

    2. Re:you're a troll but even so.... by mbkennel · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "they've not done anything that a more sanely-led country in their position wouldn't have done, which is to try to use any resources at their disposal to ensure that they don't get their asses kicked."

      Why is Qatar/Kuwait/Jordan not getting its ass kicked?

      Maybe they haven't recently threatened to exterminate a whole bunch of people for ideological reasons and build the infrastructure for producing nuclear weapons.

    3. Re:you're a troll but even so.... by jmorris42 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Exactly right. We don't worry about India having the bomb and last time I checked they were 'brown people' too. They are not likely to use one, especially in a first strike.

      We worry about Iran because they are something new, a nuke possessing country who may not be subject to MAD. In the end the 'godless commies' had one thing going for them in the world peace issues of the Cold War. They wanted to rule the world but they didn't really want to 'win' by being the last survivor in a post apocolypse scenario, the party leaders liked the good life and wanted to keep living it, especially since they didn't much believe in an afterlife to be rewarded in for wiping out the enemy in this one for.

      We just don't know if Iran would be so constrained. We pretty much have to take Ajad at his word that he doesn't give a crap if atomic hellfire rains down on him after his rightous jihad of nuking Israel and the US, as we would be fools not to. What we don't know is whether the military structure he commands is equally suicidal. Since guessing wrong, and especially considering the pitiful track record of western intelligence regarding things middle eastern/Islamic, could be a civilization extinction event we probably should err on the side of caution. A country burning off scads of natural gas because they don't consider it valuable enough to capture and use probably doesn't actually need nuke power plants for electricity generation.

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    4. Re:you're a troll but even so.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Everything you accuse Iran of doing Israel does, and the U.S. gives them billions of dollars in overt and covert aide.

      Israel doesn't deny the Holocaust.

    5. Re:you're a troll but even so.... by Shakrai · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Iran didn't start shit in the Strait of Hormuz; the US and Israel have been threatening to attack them. They're just responding to that.

      By cutting off global trade that countries whom aren't threatening them depend on. Yeah, that makes sense -- Mexico attacks the United States so we seize the Panama Canal and refuse to let Chinese flagged ships use it. That's essentially what they are threatening to do. Actually I'd love to see them try and close Hormuz -- that would bring the Chinese around to our side of this issue. China is far more dependent upon oil from the Arabian Gulf than the United States is. Contrary to popular belief the United States doesn't receive the majority of her oil from the Middle East; most of it comes from the Western Hemisphere.

      As far as the rest of your post, I'm not going to be drawn into an argument on the merits or lack thereof of our policy with regards to Israel. It's interesting that you decline the mention the nervousness of the Arab states that border Iran though. If it was purely about Israel one would think that the Saudis and their neighbors would be cheering the Iranian nuclear program on. Of course they aren't; the prospect bothers them just as much as it bothers the Western World.

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    6. Re:you're a troll but even so.... by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Everything you accuse Iran of doing Israel does, and the U.S. gives them billions of dollars in overt and covert aide.

      Really? I do not recall Israel (or its head of state) ever saying that they intended to exterminate all of the Arabs, or even that they intended to completely destroy another country.

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    7. Re:you're a troll but even so.... by Aryden · · Score: 2

      Reality? Because in the US the Jewish vote is more powerful than the Islamic vote. When that role reverses, so will US policy.

    8. Re:you're a troll but even so.... by aevan · · Score: 3, Informative

      Were you intentionally being ironic? (thinking of certain racist politicians, covert-sponsored terrorism and such of a particular nuclear power-immaterial to the gp's post, but curious nonetheless).

      Anyhow, rather sure when Russia and China were developing the bomb a lot of freaking occurred, but as no one was in a position to stop them, nothing came of it. Also, there are also several 'brown' nuclear powers currently existing who behave rather 'immaturely' and are verging on war, but we don't hear talk of taking their nukes away.

      The difference here is that Iran does NOT YET have the nukes and so can be stopped from joining 'the club'. If they somehow manage to make it to the field testing stage, (my guess is) interest in intervention will fade rapidly by several powers to the point of just stern lectures...albeit Israel might take a different response. The seem to potentially have the most to fear.

      Personally, I don't see this so much a race issue so much as a "let's stop nuclear proliferation, it dilutes our own power, and it is scary in the hands of non-allies'.

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      Wonder why they just don't drop two bombs if they can't reach deep enough. Are the bombs not precision guidable, or is hitting rubble mitigating the penetration capability?

    9. Re:you're a troll but even so.... by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You sir, are a model Soviet Citizen.

      Give me a citation of Iran threatening extermination of anyone. No, DEBKA will not do as a source.

      Whereas, who are the US and Israel ACTUALLY ENGAGED in exterminating, on a daily basis?

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    10. Re:you're a troll but even so.... by fyngyrz · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The Chinese have nuclear weapons and you don't see the Western World freaking the fuck out about that. Why is that?

      Because (a) it's too late, and (b) there isn't a damn thing we can do about it because (c) they would fry us where we stand, just as the USSR would, or, come to that, just like we would, if attacked.

      They don't sponsor terrorism

      Oh. You mean like when the USA sponsors attacks within other countries without the sanction of those governments.

      they don't threaten freedom of navigation on the high seas

      Oh. You mean like when the USA "blockades" other countries and boards other nation's ships by force.

      they don't have an openly racist high level politician that denies the right of one of his neighbors to exist.

      No? What about Taiwan / Formosa?

      If Iran wants to be treated like a grown up perhaps it should start acting like one.

      Actually, I think Iran is doing exactly the right thing -- from their perspective. They've hardened their nuclear program so as to make it very difficult for anyone to shut it down. If -- essentially because of that hardening -- they succeed in developing nuclear weapons, that'll be the end of any chance of the US attacking them, because the consequences are politically untenable; and it'll settle Israel down, too -- they're not into proactive suicide. As for them attacking Israel with nukes... Israel is already a significant nuclear power. So I doubt it. But if they do, a lot of people in Israel will die, but all of populated Iran will be a sea of molten glass, and the "Iran problem" is solved.

      Do I want to see a nuclear armed Iran? No, not particularly. But then again, it's none of my business, just as our armaments are none of Iran's business. We have no more right to step into Iran's internal affairs than they do ours. And if we DO step in there and attack them for developing a credible nuclear deterrent, then when someone does it to us... we won't have a leg to stand on. Not that this will penetrate into the dim bulbs of the "rah rah" crowd, but there it is.

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    11. Re:you're a troll but even so.... by Vaphell · · Score: 3, Informative

      it's all bullshit. The minute they launch any rocket at Israel or Europe they seal their fate and become a glass desert in 1 day.
      You are accusing them of being suicidal.
      I live in a Europe and I am not freaked out at them having nukes. Brown people in Pakistan have them already, what's the difference?

      Iran never invaded anybody and never toppled any foreign government while the US army and the CIA did, multiple times.

    12. Re:you're a troll but even so.... by iggymanz · · Score: 4, Informative

      Wrong, they have in fact threatened to destroy Iran (Persians, not arabs)

    13. Re:you're a troll but even so.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Israel inflates the holocaust, Iran minimises it. Both are half-truths.

      Israel was founded as a modern state on pure, violent terrorism. King David Hotel. They also sponsored and funded the creation of Hamas - to splinter the Palestinian political efforts, and create a spectre of islamic opposition. But Hamas are not religious zealots, like the Lubbavitchers - who throw acid in the faces of young girls on the streets in Israel.

    14. Re:you're a troll but even so.... by Linzer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Why is Qatar/Kuwait/Jordan not getting its ass kicked?

      Easy: because they are client states of the US.

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    15. Re:you're a troll but even so.... by Hurga · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Have a look at his map. http://media.chrismartenson.com/images/US-military-presence-around-Iran.png

      And then consider the US did this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Ajax

      In this situation, it would be insane for Iran not to want nukes.

    16. Re:you're a troll but even so.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      A quick google search shows that indeed Israel does openly threaten other countries. I haven't heard the specific threat to exterminate all Arabs, but threatening to invade another country, is of similar severity, in my opinion. The difference between US/Israel vs. Iran is that the US and Israel often back up their threats with actual force.

    17. Re:you're a troll but even so.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I thought it was because Qatar, kuwait, and jordan are our bitches.

      Iran is standing up to the US, and in turn is going to get smacked around because how dare you stand up to the US of A

    18. Re:you're a troll but even so.... by roman_mir · · Score: 2

      OMG, you are buying into this complete irrevocable nonsense hook line and sinker.

      USA isn't attacking Iran (and it's attacking Iran) because of any kind of 'nuclear threat'. It isn't attacking Iran because the rulers there kill their own people. It isn't attacking Iran because of Israel either.

      It's attacking Iran because Halliburton and Co. and others need to make more money and because Iran has oil and that oil needs to be traded with US dollars and various companies need to get their cut.

      Syria's government is killing thousands of its own people. North Koria is too. Various countries around the world are killing their own people, it's just they are not interesting enough to US and besides, Iran is very close to China and wouldn't it be great to control the Iranian oil supply to China just in case they decide to cut their US dollar denominated debt holdings? Ha.

    19. Re:you're a troll but even so.... by TubeSteak · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Actually I'd love to see them try and close Hormuz -- that would bring the Chinese around to our side of this issue. China is far more dependent upon oil from the Arabian Gulf than the United States is. Contrary to popular belief the United States doesn't receive the majority of her oil from the Middle East; most of it comes from the Western Hemisphere.

      Two comments:
      1. Let's not see them close the Straights. Yes Iran would get hammered, but it would take months to reopen that waterway and in the meantime, the global economy would slide into recession. It would be a pyrrhic victory to say the least.

      2. It doesn't matter where [Country] gets its oil from as everyone pays market price, which is highly influenced by world events. See Point #1

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    20. Re:you're a troll but even so.... by Lashat · · Score: 2

      I am truly impressed by the amount of replies to the troll.

      Wait that should say distressed....

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    21. Re:you're a troll but even so.... by twotacocombo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Do I want to see a nuclear armed Iran? No, not particularly. But then again, it's none of my business, just as our armaments are none of Iran's business. We have no more right to step into Iran's internal affairs than they do ours. And if we DO step in there and attack them for developing a credible nuclear deterrent, then when someone does it to us... we won't have a leg to stand on.

      So, what you're saying is that it's none of your business if every nation on the globe were to develop nuclear weapons? What you seem to forget is the United States originally developed nuclear weapons for a very specific purpose: to stop the Axis powers. The first and last time we used nukes were on a ruthless, active enemy that attacked us first. Say what you want about America, we have shown incredible restraint in the use of unconventional weapons after 1945, and even then it wasn't a decision that was taken lightly. After all, we have a lot to lose, and our population isn't seen as entirely expendable. Can you say the same about Iran? How about Somalia? The Congo? Do you really feel it's necessary to allow any country to develop weapons of mass destruction, completely unchecked, because it's "none of our business"? In a perfect world, we'd dismantle every warhead in existence and burn the schematics. Allowing yet another nation to obtain the power to obliterate entire cities is moving in the complete opposite direction of where we need to go.

    22. Re:you're a troll but even so.... by poity · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, one man's client state is another man's ally. Just like China calls Japan and South Korea "American lapdogs" but turn around and call North Korea and Myanmar are brave allies. Or like some would call Syria "Iranian lapdogs" but others call them brave allies against western hegemony. That's all silly though. states align themselves according to their interests, and will dress it up or down to play their game

      If there's one thing that brings perspective and a little clarity, it's that if you zoom out on the map you'll see that Iran has few friends in the region, or around the world, and that's not because of a global conspiracy.

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    23. Re:you're a troll but even so.... by SirGarlon · · Score: 3, Interesting

      All right, why not Syria then?

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    24. Re:you're a troll but even so.... by jimbolauski · · Score: 2

      It's kind of like how those insane fuckers from the Tea Party tend to believe that if there aren't Jews in Israel, then the end times can't come because the endtime war has to start with Jews in Jerusalem, etc.

      What orifice you pull that nonsense out of?

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    25. Re:you're a troll but even so.... by lgw · · Score: 2

      That's exactly backwards. When someone has levelled a machine gun at you, wishing for a knife to threan him with is insane. Continuously threatening him even without a knife is also insane, of course.

      When someone can kick your ass, has positioned himself to kick your ass, and has just recently kick your neighbor's ass, a sane person plays nice, and waits for him to lose interest.

      But I think that's also looking at it backwards: there are plenty of sane people at the top in Iran, and they simply don't feel threatened by the US, which isn't all that crazy given how wimpy we've been on average since Reagan.

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    26. Re:you're a troll but even so.... by tnk1 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Standing up to the US? Why do they need to build nukes to stand up to the US? They've stood up to the US since 1980 without nukes. In fact, the only reason anyone really wants to bomb them now is *because* they are building nukes.

      You know, you can be independent and not be bothered by the US by simply being insular and *not bellicose*. Iraq? Insular, but *still bellicose* to a degree even after having their asses kicked in 1991. Iran? Started off by imprisoning diplomatic personnel, and proceeded to descend to supporting terrorist and insurgents. It's also clear that they want a piece of the Shiite pie in Iraq.

      Iran is not harmless, left to its own devices it has goals above and beyond not being bothered by the US. The only reason they seem harmless is because the big guys have them in their sights and the Iranian regime is squirming. You take the pressure off, and they will not suddenly start being nice guys.

    27. Re:you're a troll but even so.... by chispito · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Israel inflates the holocaust, Iran minimises it. Both are half-truths.

      Israel was founded as a modern state on pure, violent terrorism. King David Hotel. They also sponsored and funded the creation of Hamas - to splinter the Palestinian political efforts, and create a spectre of islamic opposition. But Hamas are not religious zealots, like the Lubbavitchers - who throw acid in the faces of young girls on the streets in Israel.

      Citations please.

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    28. Re:you're a troll but even so.... by jedidiah · · Score: 3, Insightful

      They were mostly chased off after the most recent nationalistic revolt in that area but some still remained.

      The monument to the crushing of this revolt still stands in Rome.

      Can the "Palestinian nation" point to anything like that?

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    29. Re:you're a troll but even so.... by AK+Marc · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yeah, but how many of the 9/11 terrorists were Saudis,and how many were from Iraq or Iran?

    30. Re:you're a troll but even so.... by jedidiah · · Score: 2

      Iran uses proxies.

      Iran itself hasn't been a nation on it's own for awhile.

      Although previously it was part of the last big Muslim empire to menace Europe. If the Iranians by the way of the Turks haven't invaded anyone for awhile it's primarily due to lack of opportunity and the sorry state of the Ottoman Empire in the end.

      People like to forget why Vlad Dracula was vicious enough to inspire Bram Stoker to turn him into a vampire.

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    31. Re:you're a troll but even so.... by cusco · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No, you can't be independent and left alone by the US if you have resources that the multinationals want. Can you think of a single country in the world that has some important resource that the US isn't fucking with? Well, there's Canada, but even then the US messes with their electoral process, their environmental regulations, and does its best to shove NAFTA as far down the throat of their economy as they will allow. Mexico, Chile, Venezuela, Indonesia, Malaysia, Afghanistan, Iraq, Turkey, Ukraine, anywhere there are resources to be stolen you'll see the US military making the world safe for the multinationals.

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    32. Re:you're a troll but even so.... by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 2

      I see this as advocating "regeime change" in favor of an indigenous majority. This is a position the United States has backed as doctrine - with actual force, not mere expressions of support.

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  8. 1984 much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Its pretty obvious that the miltiary-political-industrial complex is trying to talk us all into war with Iran and now you see one of the many things they plan to gain from it. Plus more power and control of the populace.

    1. Re:1984 much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I had to scroll way too far down for this. All this posturing bullshit, it hasn't even been ten years since Iraq even started, are Americans really so complacent in their need for perpetual war that they'll buy into this shit again? Its just more money that goes to the Department of "Defense" and their contractors. Someone should really name it back to the Department of War, since we haven't really used it for anything remotely "defensive" since 1947 when it was renamed.

    2. Re:1984 much? by RightSaidFred99 · · Score: 5, Funny

      This time it's Obama, though. He's different. He makes people feel good about themselves for voting for him, so he can't possibly be a warmongerer.

    3. Re:1984 much? by cheetah · · Score: 3, Interesting

      We won't have to be talked into anything. Israel will attack Iran sometime this year(almost for sure). And Iran will respond by counter attacking them and most likely US targets in the Middle East. If they attempt to close the straits of Hormuz due to the attack the US will not allow that to happen.

      We don't have the do anything, I doubt that Obama will strike first(but I never would have expected the Libya action). I just don't think he will have too... Israel has less of an ability attack Iran in an attempt to shut down the Nuclear program. So an Israeli attack is likely to come before any US actions.

      The sad thing is, I doubt that any Military action short of ground invasion will prevent Iran from getting Nuclear weapons over the long term(next 5 years). The program is just too well protected and to distributed throughout Iran to fully disrupt. Slow it down, yeah... stop it totally, no way.

      A limited war now will only make a regional Nuclear war more likely in the future. The Iranians feel like they need Nuclear weapons to counter balance Israel and US conventional forces. If we give them a demonstration just how far behind their conventional forces are compared to the US it's only going to make them want Nukes even more.

      I don't blame them for wanting Nukes, it's really the only counter to US forces. A Nuclear armed Iran is going to massively destabilize the Middle East. The Saudis would develop Nukes if Iran goes nuclear. Other states might follow. And between Iran and Israel both armed with Nuclear weapons and delivery systems with travel times of around 15 min... I feel it would only be a matter of time before someone pushed the button. We are talking about two states that don't have any communications directly. Iran refuses to believe that Israel has the right to exist. Israel feels that it must strike first to defend itself... Even if a Nuclear first strike isn't intended the likely-hood of mistake or miscommunication is just too high. Imagine what would have happened during the Cuban missile crisis if nether side talked to each other(back channel communications resolved the crisis)... we likely wouldn't be talking about it now. This is the situation that is going to happen once they are both Nuclear armed.

    4. Re:1984 much? by caitsith01 · · Score: 2

      We won't have to be talked into anything. Israel will attack Iran sometime this year(almost for sure).

      In case you haven't been paying attention, Israel began attacking Iran some months ago - a lot of Iranian scientists have been mysteriously exploding, along with at least one major Iranian facility. And what was the real reason Iran was able to bring down that drone, I wonder?

      If a foreign power was murdering state employed scientists in the U.S. and blowing up facilities in the U.S. while flying drones in U.S. airspace I'm pretty sure that would count as being under attack.

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  9. Good Lord, people by eln · · Score: 5, Funny

    You already have a giant phallic bomb called a MASSIVE (ordnance) PENETRATOR and it's not good enough for you? Does everyone in the Pentagon have such a small penis or is it just the people in charge of purchasing?

    1. Re:Good Lord, people by forkfail · · Score: 4, Funny

      I guess all the Cialis and Extends commercials, and "get bigger" spam campaigns work well on military brass...

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  10. Yes, I believe they will by Shakrai · · Score: 4, Interesting

    A better question would be will they ever approach what's possible with nuclear warheads? Little Boy was 15 kilotons or 640,152,000,000,000 joules of energy released in less than the blink of an eye. Modern nuclear weapons are much more powerful and can be scaled up indefinitely using the Teller–Ulam design. The largest American weapon ever tested was 15 megatons -- 6.40152e+17 joules. The largest Russian weapon ever tested was three times as powerful. It will be a long time before you see a directed energy weapon that comes close to those energy levels.

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  11. Re:Cue The Peaceniks by Entropius · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why should we? Taking a bunch of my money from me by force to build a bunch of bombs to better threaten a bunch of nutters in the Middle East is inherently political. Discussing the politics of US military spending in the context of this story is perfectly topical.

  12. What is really needed for this sort of thing.... by PortHaven · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Sequential Bombing System.... where a sequence of bombs is dropped concurrently in short succession. (ie: 4-8 bombs in a 60-120 second interval).

    But SBS is a lame sounding name. How can that compete with Mother of All Bombs (MOAB)

    How about Bombing On Sequence System (BOSS)

    Now the BOSS BOMB has a nice Pentagon expenditure feeling way. Essentially the delivery system should transit from the bomber to target via a cruise delivery system. Which would contain 4-8 war heads each about a 1/4 to 1/2 of MOABs size. The delivery unit would circle target while releasing the individual warheads which would each be guided to their target at about 15-30 second intervals. Allowing the first bomb to detonate and blow a crater while the next bomb hits the new exposed area, so on and so on. Tests would need to be completed to determine the amount of time necessary between individual warhead impacts for optimum penetration.

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    Proposed solution to MOAB. Build big ballon under first layer of protection with lots of vents. When MOAB hits it explodes, but instead of crushing your super secret facilitity (that was obviously not secret enough if it's being bombed), the balloon detonates the bomb early and above and allows the pressure to escape through hundreds of vent area.

    Bomb two, kills you...GAME OVER

  13. Re:Cue The Peaceniks by somersault · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Yes, quiet all you sensible people! We want more feeble-minded, opinionless sheep around these here parts!

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  14. CIA:Iran Prepared to Launch U.S. Terrorist Attacks by iggymanz · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Will Iran war be Obama's October Surprise? Triggered perhaps by false flag or provoked attack?

  15. Can't kill 'em from an airplane? by idontgno · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Kill 'em from orbit!

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  16. Yet more waste.. by E_Ron.Eous · · Score: 5, Insightful

    From the Department of Defense which should be renamed to the Department of Wasting Tax Dollars..

    1. Re:Yet more waste.. by E_Ron.Eous · · Score: 2

      "Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired, signifies in the final sense a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed." Dwight D. Eisenhower

  17. Re:Here's a question by fyngyrz · · Score: 2

    Are there any people that think "energy weapons" will ever even approach .0001% of what's possible with chemical warheads?

    Sure. We call these particular energy weapons "fusion devices." You let me know when a human-caused chemical reaction gets to 100 MT, lol. (reference is to the Soviet's Tsar Bomba, which was tested at a low (!) yield of ~50 Mt but was designed for 100Mt in actual use.)

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  18. Re:Cue the idiots by Aryden · · Score: 2

    There are reasons why there are as few SEAL/Rangers/Green Berets/Delta/ParaRescue/Combat Controllers as there are, it's fucking hard to earn this designations. Most people can't earn them, ever. So trying to find an additional 500+ people to fill those roles would mean you need to relax standards. That's not happening.

  19. Re:What is really needed for this sort of thing... by twotacocombo · · Score: 4, Informative

    Each successive bomb would have to hit the exact same spot, and blow through a layer of debris in an ever-changing target zone. This isn't water torture, this is blowing the motherloving shit out of a huge chunk of reinforced concrete. You don't kill a tank by shooting it with an AK-47 a hundred times, you hit it once with something that will penetrate. The effects of lesser attacks are not necessarily cumulative.

  20. Re:What is really needed for this sort of thing... by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 2

    Personally, this sounds like a use case for kinetic bombardment--drop titanium telephone poles on them from orbit.

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  21. Not so secret... Anyway, what about 2 bombs? by wisebabo · · Score: 2

    From TFA "secretly submit a request to Congress for funding"; so I guess it isn't a secret now is it?

    Anyway, if ONE bomb can penetrate 200ft. and supposedly laser enhanced GPS targeting can allow almost pinpoint accuracy, how deep can two or more bombs go? I know it wouldn't be linear but even an additional 50ft. would be worth something.

    Or maybe the air defenses around these installations (they must be the most highly protected items in the whole country) would make getting off more than one too dangerous?

  22. Why not pure fusion? by NicknamesAreStupid · · Score: 2

    I know, it would be a radical departure from the traditional Teller-Ulam fission/fusion design and may not yield nearly as much bang, but a pure fusion bomb would be much cleaner. Everyone knows how important cleanliness is when starting a war. We could send drones with fusion bombs practically anywhere we suspected 'rouge' nations to be plotting WMDs. By nuking them with fusion, we could cleanly demonstrate just how dangerous such power is in the hand of those who might abuse it WITHOUT leaving behind any fissionable materials that may be traced back to us or cause 'collateral damage'. Definitely a 'win-win' for stopping nuclear proliferation and increasing jobs at home via the American military industrial complex. The only question, "How could you build such a tidy-bomb?" I see a patent opportunity.

    1. Re:Why not pure fusion? by Maximum+Prophet · · Score: 2

      Use a small bottle of anti-matter to trigger the fusion reaction. Currently the world's total supply of anti-matter has the energy equivalent of a match head, I leave the production of more as an exercise to the reader.

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    2. Re:Why not pure fusion? by BlueParrot · · Score: 2

      Typical 2-stage fusion bombs which require an initial fission explosion are inherently clean anyway - the final fusion reaction burns off all of the nasty residual fission byproducts.

      Not heard such nonsense in a long time. It burns away the actinides, yes, but it does so through fission, which means you get a heck of a lot of fission products, many of which are intensely radioactive and will leave the are severely contaminated a long time. In addition, the strong neutron burst from a fusion weapon will activate any material it strikes, causing fallout if detonated near ground, and creating Carbon-14 if detonated in the atmosphere.

      There simply is no such thing as a "clean" nuclear weapon. Even if you could set of a deuterium device without using fission you would still produce a lot of radioactive isotopes from the neutrons.

    3. Re:Why not pure fusion? by Chrontius · · Score: 2

      Antimatter triggered fission is brick-simple and relatively trivial. Antimatter triggered fusion is ... harder.

      Laser-initiated fusion is possible as well, perhaps replacing all your large high power equipment with a flux compression ("bomb-pumped") generator. (This is distinct from a "bomb pumped laser", which is a term referring to an x-ray laser powered by an atomic explosion)

      The pure-fusion bombs spoken of by NicknamesAreStupid are also known in a few publications as "fourth generation nuclear weapons"; all that I've read were unclassified and linked to/suggested by my sci-fi authors' resource of choice, Atomic Rockets. Some of the conclusions worth noting? Deuterium-tritium reactions are by far the easiest to ignite, and therefore the only feasible reaction for these, and release substantially all of their energy in the form of neutron radiation. The good: It couples very efficiently to metallic armor, letting you get by with a smaller bomb. The bad: While there are no fission byproducts, neutron activation of nearby materials will leave behind a glowing crater, though specific neutron energy levels suggest the total level of fallout will be smaller than a conventional nuke's ground burst. The ugly: The politics. You just fielded and used a neutron bomb. Also ugly is what happens if a tank clad in depleted uranium armor is near the target point - you may have just accidentally forced fission in thirty tons of tank armor. I don't even want to think about the explosive yield of that; if you're curious, go read about the difference between a lead tamper and a depleted uranium tamper. Start at the second paragraph of the "design" section. Let's also consider that Tsar Bomba only weighed 30 tons, including the primary and fusion stages and superstructure.

      TL;DR
      your ten kiloton planned clean detonation may trigger a fifty megaton, unplanned and dirty detonation.

  23. The scary thing by koan · · Score: 2

    Isn't the bomb it's the video narrators voice because I am sure it's computer generated.

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  24. No more narrator? by TinyPterosaur · · Score: 2

    Was it obvious and also STRANGE to anyone else that the video was randomly narrated by a robot british lady? I'm impressed because its solid voice work, from a machine. But you can still tell it wasn't a person.

  25. It's never enough. by Beelzebud · · Score: 4, Insightful

    When your business is to wage war, there is never enough.

  26. B61-11 ground penetrating tactical nuclear missle by WaffleMonster · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It is disingenuous to claim US does not have the ordinance to destroy Iranian underground facilities. It clearly does.

    The most important question is not "how" but "why".

  27. Point being? by Zinho · · Score: 5, Informative

    There's a long and distinguished history in the USAF of delivering massive ordnance bombs via cargo planes (see the daisy cutter and MOAB as examples). If you can open the rear hatch, roll it out, and achieve a margin of error smaller than the blast radius, then you're golden. In today's age of GPS-guided munitions that is a much lower threshold to cross than it's ever been.

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    1. Re:Point being? by jd2112 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Perhaps they should load the cargo bay with pallets of $100 bills. Dropping those on the enemy might be cheaper and more destructive than dropping bombs. Of course the defense industry would complain that the dept. of engraving and printing was getting a no bid contract on munitions.

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    2. Re:Point being? by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Why not just go over there?

      "Hi guys, we heard you're in the Nuclear Fun Club now. We've been there for a good 70 years now, good times, good times. Here's the list of everyone else that's in the Nuclear Fun Club. If any of yours ever go missing and/or get used outside of testing or declared nuclear war, everyone on this list will burn you to a cinder.

      "Nuclear Fun Club. You join forever. Seventy years for us. Good times, good times."

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    3. Re:Point being? by xhrit · · Score: 2

      We have an operating 5th gen fighter? Last I heard the entire fleet of F22s was grounded again after a bunch of pilots died in crashes due to design flaws...

  28. oh, please. by fyngyrz · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So, what you're saying is that it's none of your business if every nation on the globe were to develop nuclear weapons?

    Yes, that's exactly what I'm saying. I'm an American; my legitimate control ends where the country's borders and maritime boundaries lie. If you're inside them, or use weapons against the population or the infrastructure inside them, you're my problem, and I support a workmanlike mechanism to wholly terminate your ass. I might, depending on the nature of your incursion, support going further and eliminating your ability to do it again. I would not, by the way, support paying for medical care or rebuilding your infrastructure. You aggress, in my opinion, the consequences are entirely your responsibility.

    You stay out, or behave within, you're not my problem. Someone comes inside your borders, assuming you're from some other country, that's *your* problem, and *you* need to deal with it. If you can't, then you may go the way of history. You can, *they* may go the way of history. Either way, my legitimate role is to have breakfast and read about it in the paper. I might feel regret, I might feel enthusiasm, but I would *not* feel the urge to intervene.

    What you seem to forget is the United States originally developed nuclear weapons for a very specific purpose: to stop the Axis powers

    I have not in any way forgotten it, in fact I'm somewhat of a student of WWII, which means I know a considerable bit more about it than most people. However... yes, so? What's your point?

    The first and last time we used nukes were on a ruthless, active enemy that attacked us first.

    Well, other than over a thousand US nuclear weapons detonations, most of which dropped various amounts of fallout on the entire planet, yes. So?

    Say what you want about America, we have shown incredible restraint in the use of unconventional weapons after 1945, and even then it wasn't a decision that was taken lightly.

    Yes, so? Has Iran used nuclear weapons? No. Has Israel used nuclear weapons? No. Has France? No. Has England? No. Has the USSR? No. They all have them; yet no one has used them (well, except us, and I'm not saying that was a mistake, either.) So what's your point?

    Can you say the same about Iran?

    I don't say anything about Iran. I'm not an Iranian citizen. I don't concern myself with things they say about us, and I don't expect them to concern themselves with things we say about them. Also, what you're trying to do here is an exercise in "what if", which is bullshit. Iran has done nothing to make me think they are a threat to my country; ergo, I don't worry about them. I worry more about the loonies here that want to go in, and based on events that only exist in their imagination, do some terrible damage to some other sovereign country, thus setting a legitimate stage for other countries to come and do the same to us. National borders are what they are for a reason; violating them is a VERY bad idea.

    How about Somalia? The Congo? Do you really feel it's necessary to allow any country to develop weapons of mass destruction, completely unchecked, because it's "none of our business"?

    Yes, absolutely.

    In a perfect world, we'd dismantle every warhead in existence and burn the schematics.

    No, we wouldn't. We'd use them as excavation tools, space drives, anti-asteroid devices, and so on. And there is no such thing as a perfect world anyway.

    Allowing yet another nation to obtain the power to obliterate entire cities is moving in the complete opposite direction of where we need to go.

    Buddy, wherever you got the idea that *you* know what direction *we* need to g

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    1. Re:oh, please. by fyngyrz · · Score: 2

      Some problems need to be nipped in the bud. That you claim to be a student of history (WWII) and don't recognize this is especially disconcerting.

      Oh, I recognize it, all right -- but I also recognize whose responsibility it is to nip them, as you put it. When you start to think that it is your job to be the world's cop, when you do NOT have the same social outlooks as the rest of the world, you're asking to have your ass handed to you. I am not in the least interested in telling some Muslim how many wives he can take, or how much oil we expect, or at what price. I am not interested in defending Israel (if they had any sense at all, they'd move out -- they are literally asking to have their asses kicked, and if that happens, I will eat popcorn and watch. OTOH if they win, I'll *still* eat popcorn. I wouldn't support sending one soldier or one bullet in their general direction. Not that anyone pays any attention to what I think is right, of course.)

      The world is too interconnected now to just let events proceed and pretend that they won't affect you

      Nonsense. There are tons of (major) things that can happen without our intervention that won't affect me, or my country, in any significant way. And there are many more that might affect us in beneficial ways. And of the remaining ones that would have a negative effect -- for instance, if the mideast decided en masse to no longer sell us oil -- I have no doubt that we could make the best of the situation and come out smelling like roses, as it were. You're just engaging in hyperbole here. Nations are, in fact, independent entities at the root. To the extent that they are not, they do not somehow magically gain the right to police other nations.

      it's better to try and stop a big problem at our border than to stomp a small problem on the other side of the globe

      We don't have any "big problems" at our borders, nor have we ever had such a problem in modern times, nor do I expect we will any time soon (meaning, at least the next hundred years or so.) And by then, things will have changed further, and attitudes will too, so I don't worry about my policies today as they might or might not apply to tomorrow. Most of our real problems are domestic; the "world" level problems we have are almost universally of our own making.

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  29. Indeed by tripleevenfall · · Score: 2, Funny

    Somebody set them up the bomb.

  30. Re:B61-11 ground penetrating tactical nuclear miss by Khashishi · · Score: 2

    War isn't about military superiority. It's about politics and economics. It simply wouldn't do to nuke Iran with the purported goal of reducing the threat of nuclear warfare.

  31. "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend t by chrb · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Since when did Holocaust denial become a reason for the United States to attack another nation state? I thought the attitude of the U.S. people was supposed to be more along the lines of : "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it."?

    I actually find it quite distasteful to use the Holocaust as an excuse for a war that would result in the deaths of millions of people. And it appears I'm not the only one. Obscene: Using the Holocaust to Justify War With Iran .