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The IT Certs That No Longer Pay Extra

snydeq writes "Overall employment in tech is improving, but the certs you could once count on for a job or extra pay are losing their value, InfoWorld reports. 'Businesses no longer value what are increasingly considered standard skills, and instead are putting their money both into a new set of emerging specialties and into hybrid technology/business roles.'"

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  1. Hybrid Programmer-BusinessAnalyst Roles by sanman2 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I think that the ability to succeed in a hybridized programmer-businessanalyst role depends on how complex the business and its processes are, as well as how complex its IT platforms are. If you're a more simpler company with simpler business processes and simpler platforms, then it's doable. But if you're in a complicated business environment with complex IT infrastructure, then creating these hybridized roles is asking for trouble.

    1. Re:Hybrid Programmer-BusinessAnalyst Roles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      But a hybridized role offers the possibility of leveraging the perspectives of both, creating synergistic opportunities resulting from such unique dual-paradigm exposure.

    2. Re:Hybrid Programmer-BusinessAnalyst Roles by MightyMartian · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Just like how business graduates leveraged fast talking with dick wagging! And look at those guys. They get million dollar bonuses while the companies they pilot crashland into the ground and investors feel somewhere between gang-raped and immolated.

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    3. Re:Hybrid Programmer-BusinessAnalyst Roles by c0lo · · Score: 5, Informative

      Just like how business graduates leveraged fast talking with dick wagging! And look at those guys.
      They get million dollar bonuses while the companies they pilot crashland into the ground and investors feel the synergy of being gang-raped and immolated.

      FTFY

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    4. Re:Hybrid Programmer-BusinessAnalyst Roles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      which means: Instead of hiring two people good at working together to manage it, one is hired at half the pay to do double the work!

    5. Re:Hybrid Programmer-BusinessAnalyst Roles by pooh666 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      btw, this BS term, its real meaning, has been true since back in the pocket protector days. Just more of stupid infowadd trying to come up with something that sounds new out of the same old.. Ah duh I need to know about the business to program and build systems for it. YES like as it ALWAYS has been.

    6. Re:Hybrid Programmer-BusinessAnalyst Roles by joebagodonuts · · Score: 2

      I see what you did there...posting to fix a moderation mistake. I meant +1 funny...

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    7. Re:Hybrid Programmer-BusinessAnalyst Roles by garaged · · Score: 2

      Having worked in small and big companies I can tell you that GP got a really true point, in small envs. you can work as the know it all, but on big envs. The diversity of problems would drive crazy trying to handle multiple layers of the infrastructure.

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    8. Re:Hybrid Programmer-BusinessAnalyst Roles by Kjella · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's the good old "jack of all trades" vs "master of one" all over again, and I call bullshit. The largest companies I've seen have had business liaisons and IT liaisons and the business divisions were trying to align their demands and the IT divisions (central + specialized) trying to align their deliveries and the idea that one person could do everything was ridiculous. It's got nothing to do with being capable, it's that time is limited and one resource can only cover so much ground while staying updated on the technology, the business needs, the organization and plans and everything else that's constantly shifting. You need specialization and communication, the latter is obviously important so you don't get "islands" that act on their own but thinking everyone should be generalists is just as flawed.

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    9. Re:Hybrid Programmer-BusinessAnalyst Roles by db10 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Lol you're joking right? When's the last time you encountered a competent BA or programmer, let alone the holy grail, the perfect merger! The only thing to make him holier is if he has an HB-1

    10. Re:Hybrid Programmer-BusinessAnalyst Roles by ppanon · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Sort of. A business analyst may also be involved in business process re-engineering in conjunction with requirements analysis. The classic programmer-analyst generally stuck to gathering/documenting requirements.

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    11. Re:Hybrid Programmer-BusinessAnalyst Roles by CodeBuster · · Score: 4, Insightful

      As for investors, don't invest. Problem solved.

      They didn't ask us taxpayers whether or not we wanted to "invest", they just take our money and give it to worthless losers instead. So I agree with your sentiment in principle, but unfortunately things are rarely that simple here in the real world.

    12. Re:Hybrid Programmer-BusinessAnalyst Roles by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Not everyone should be generalists, sure. However, IT in the past decade or two has in fact shifted towards the idea that everyone should be specialists, and that's wrong as well. Not just for small outfits where people will fill several roles out of necessity; it's true even in large corporations that can afford to retain numerous specialists. Some of those large corporations now see an increasing need for generalists who are able to keep an overview of the tech landscape as well as the business landscape. You don't just need communication between the various specialists and between it and the business, you need coordination, and for that, neither a manager nor a specialist will suffice; you'll need a generalist techie with good business knowledge as well.

      Being such a generalist can be a great deal of fun (it's what I currently do), but there is a snag. Good generalists are hard to find, perhaps because so many choose to specialise. It takes a good deal of searching to fill a generalist position, or one has to tailor the role slightly to the person that one finds, which goes directly against the idea of ever increasing specialisation, and the parameterisation and compartimentalisation of IT work. As a results, generalist roles are often poorly understood and perceived to be hard to manage. The work's great and if you do it well, everyone will wonder how they ever did without having someone like you. But in my own experience it is very hard to carve out an actual career for yourself this way. For the aforementioned reasons, not because there is no need for generalists.

      By the way, the trend towards ever deeper specialisation does not only exist in tech work; I see it happening in many other fields as well. And it isn't just the result of the maturation of professions; I suspect that there is another important factor: our managers and the methods used for running our companies. These days it's all management-by-the-numbers, spreadsheets and dashboards. The managers behind those dashboards love managing resources, but in general they hate managing people, and there is a difference.

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    13. Re:Hybrid Programmer-BusinessAnalyst Roles by somersault · · Score: 2

      The managers behind those dashboards love managing resources, but in general they hate managing people, and there is a difference.

      Of course there's a difference :) I don't mind managing technology, but I wouldn't really like to manage a large team of people.

      Plenty of geek types enjoy RTSes, and 75% of those games seem to be resource management (I don't really play them myself).

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    14. Re:Hybrid Programmer-BusinessAnalyst Roles by jd2112 · · Score: 3, Funny

      which means: Instead of hiring two people good at working together to manage it, one is hired at half the pay to do double the work!

      AC, you have a promising career in Management ahead of you!

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  2. Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by afabbro · · Score: 5, Interesting

    There are really own two certs I respect: Cisco's CCIE and Oracle's OCM. Both require hands-on lab demonstrations of skill. (Is RedHat doing that now, too?)

    All other certs are undervalued by dumps. Microsoft, Oracle, Cisco - you name it, all you need to do is buy or torrent the questions online, memorize the answers, and go in and take the test. Literally, anyone with zero knowledge of the material can do this. It's laughable.

    When I've been involved in hiring, I've never really paid attention to someone's certs. I'd certainly hire someone with several years of hands-on experience in a technology who wasn't certified over someone with no experience who was.

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    1. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 3, Informative

      Both require hands-on lab demonstrations of skill. (Is RedHat doing that now, too?)

      Back when I got my RHCT they certainly required it, and I cannot imagine that they stopped.

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    2. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by cashman73 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I thought that the only certificate that tech employers cared about was the H1B?

    3. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by MightyMartian · · Score: 3, Funny

      I took some of the Microsoft certification Windows 2008 server courses, and I came out of understanding how these guys with their shiny certifications can be such incredibly ignorant idiots. I was astounded. How exactly any of it resembles in any way a proper education into something as multifaceted and at times complex as building, administering and troubleshooting an Active Directory environment was beyond me.

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    4. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 2

      I remember the good old days, back with the MCSE certification tests, such as Windows NT 4.0 administration. It was almost completely of questions about integrating/migrating to/from/with a Novell network. My favorite, however, which was the Visual Basic Developer exam, which had no questions about code at all. There were just questions about the 'watch window' and the 'Package and Deployment Wizard'. I'm so glad work paid for those.

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    5. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by LordLimecat · · Score: 2

      Still worth having some of those if you study; if you get the CCNA the proper way youll interview a heck of a lot better than the guy who did a dump.

    6. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I never got this certification hate that seems to be everywhere. If you're worried about hiring someone with certs that have no knowledge, couldn't that info be sussed out during the interview? Are you unable to ask practical application questions to weed these people out?

      For someone like me, certs have gotten my foot in the door in this industry, with a company where there is plenty of room for moving up from desktop support to net/sys admin work. My hiring manager mentioned my certs and my knowledge as part of his reason for hiring me, and asked me the necessary questions to have me prove myself.

      But keep hating on certs, it seems to be the thing to do.

    7. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by StuartHankins · · Score: 5, Informative

      Red Hat exams involve configuring, testing and repairing live systems.

      http://www.redhat.com/training/certifications/rhce/
      http://www.redhat.com/training/certifications/expertise/

    8. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by Penguinisto · · Score: 4, Interesting

      It doesn't.

      The last time I bothered was for Windows 2000, and only then because the employer at the time demanded it. Not sure if it has changed, but back then you only needed to know that according to Microsoft, only a Microsoft-based solution to any given problem was considered sufficient. This was in spite of the fact that it often didn't make sense.

      I suspect things haven't changed much, and in my humble-but-professional opinion, someone with only the cert (and little-to-no experience) usually meant that they were superbly trained as marketing zombies, but were absolutely worthless as sysadmins.

      (...example? Clicking "cancel" when Task Scheduler demands a password in Server 2k8 will lock out an AD account in a hurry. Neat little bug, but one of the zillions of subtle things a sysadmin would know, but an MCSA would not.)

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    9. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by afidel · · Score: 4, Informative

      Another good one is VMWare's VCDE, it requires a written proposal and an in-person defense.

      I'm like you, most certs hold little value, show me what you've done and what you learned from it, that's the only thing that really matters. I kind of feel bad for freshly minted grads that went to a school without a coop program, they've paid all that money but are all but worthless unless a company is willing to invest at least a year in training them which costs about double their salary when you consider benefits plus the time of the people doing the training.

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    10. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      certifications help the companies that sell the tests for the certifications. They make them money in lots of ways...first, from the sale of the tests. Second the "graduates" will use their equipment/software/whatever because they passed it, or because they are seen by some bosses as being at least competent in using that equipment, so that's what the company purchases. Third, neophytes see the certifications and decide they'll buy that equipment to learn so they can get the certification.

      But worst of all, certifications help the incompetent get jobs, because they have a certification that says they are not incompetent. I'm against certifications for this very reason..

    11. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by Penguinisto · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If you're worried about hiring someone with certs that have no knowledge, couldn't that info be sussed out during the interview?

      If you know how, yes.

      Problem is, most folks don't, and those who do in the company aren't part of the interview process. Given this, most processes usually end up with half-clued IT managers who are easily impressed by buzzwords, interviewing someone who only needs to exhibit a knowledge spectrum just slightly deeper than that of the aforementioned managers.

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    12. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by jcoy42 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Who specifically? Because I have skill, and want out of the states.

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    13. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by DigiShaman · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Hi. MCITP, MCSE, and MCDST here.

      Microsoft certifications are about proof of concept and best practices along with familiarity of the product in question. That's it. It does not teach best business practices or optimization. It also doesn't teach advanced troubleshooting beyond looking up event logs and searching KB articles.

      You took the test. There was nothing deceptive about them that should have astounded you. Perhaps your false expectations were raised too high? Not to be snarky here, but seriously. How does Microsoft differ from any other company's product certification in this regard?

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    14. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by certain+death · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well said...but you should have done it without being AC. I would have modded you up! BTW, the same goes for me. I have a CISSP-ISSAP, CCSA, JNCIE, CCIE and several other "C" credentials, I don't list them on my Resume to impress the technical folks, they simply get me past the HR guys. Once I get into the technical interview, I rely on my 20+ years of actually doing the job.

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    15. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by Artea · · Score: 2

      All other certs are undervalued by dumps. Microsoft, Oracle, Cisco - you name it, all you need to do is buy or torrent the questions online, memorize the answers, and go in and take the test.

      Just today I did just that for my Microsoft MCITP cert exams. I'm familiar with the whole lot, been working with servers for many years now, but most of the questions in the exam has very little to do with day-to-day workings or even deployment of servers in most cases. Memorizing the answers is the only way to know you are going to pass the cert exam. I understand why these certificates are undervalued though, since anyone with no intimate knowledge of server environments can memorize a few terms and technologies and be certified. Thankfully my resume has years of references and now (finally) certifications to back it up.

    16. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by LordLimecat · · Score: 2

      In theory, the process of getting it will teach you exactly how a basic ethernet network works, and will enable you to troubleshoot a large number of networking issues rapidly.

      In practice of course there are many who pass the exam without understanding MAC addressing, the difference between layer 2 and layer 3 problems, the difference between a switch and a hub, etc; but that doesnt make the training useless.

    17. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by garaged · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Redhat cert is pretty much hands on, and I can tell you that a lot of people think they have what it takes and fail on the exam at the very first steps

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    18. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by MightyMartian · · Score: 5, Interesting

      In other words, a reasonably experienced admin armed with Google and a basic knowledge of LDAP, DNS and Windows configuration is better armed for working with an Active Directory environment than someone who received a Microsoft certification.

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    19. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by mysidia · · Score: 3, Interesting

      There are really own two certs I respect: Cisco's CCIE and Oracle's OCM. Both require hands-on lab demonstrations of skill. (Is RedHat doing that now, too?)

      Microsoft MCM certifications require hands-on lab demonstrations of skill. And there are plenty of other IT certs with similar requirements, that are not simple "pass a test, get the cert".

      Have you seen the requirements for the VMware VCDX and Cisco Certified Architect certifications that require prospectives to submit an application, have suitable experience shown, be accepted, build a design to certain requirements, and then defend their design choices in front of a panel?

      They kind of make Oracle OCM and IE look like like 'easy' certs by comparison.

      There are also things like CISSP-ISSMP, where applicants actually must have 2 years of job experience specifically related to the knowledge base and positive references to certify, in addition to passing tests, and they must show a fair number of hours of continuing education every year to stay certified; so holding the papers there takes a lot more than just passing a test too.

    20. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by DigiShaman · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Correct. But the same could be said of any other certification too.

      Let's be frank about it. Certifications don't replace experience on a resume' despite what they may have you believe. If anything, it's the other way around. Certifications are obtained to augment someone with existing product experience. In my view, they're a resume' enhancement when combined with experience. Clueless HR people want them. Don't hate the player, hate the game.

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    21. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by txsable · · Score: 5, Informative

      Correct, the RHCT/RHCSA and RHCE certs do require a hands-on lab exam. I've done both of those--actually, all three since the RHEL5 to RHEL6 update happened between when I got my RHCT and RHCE, I had to take the RHCSA for RHEL6 before I could take the RHCE.

      (wow, I don't usually type that many initialisms in one sentence...)

    22. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Thank you for saying initialisms and not acronyms! You are now my favorite person on the internet.

    23. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by lightknight · · Score: 2

      Then you did something wrong.

      There were so many Novell Netware questions, it was ridiculous. A fair portion of the MCSE NT 4.0 track detailed getting NT to play nice in heterogeneous environments, especially when NT was in the minority (in terms of deployment). I remember leaving one exam thinking that if I ever encountered a Citrix-based environment, I'd spray it down with gasoline and set it on fire.

           

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    24. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by riflemann · · Score: 4, Interesting

      There are really own two certs I respect: Cisco's CCIE and Oracle's OCM. Both require hands-on lab demonstrations of skill.

      As someone who has interviewed over a hundred network engineers for a major tech company, let me just say that experienced candidates with CCIEs and experienced candidates without CCIEs have about the same success rate of passing a technical interview. The only difference seems to be that those without lean towards practical real world experience, and those without lean towards book knowledge.

    25. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by Zarhan · · Score: 2

      On the other hand, CCIE's written portion goes can be done with "grab questions online and learn by rote", if you like. The lab exam is great, though (and they specifically include stuff like "cisco-proprietary" and "standards-based" approaches). Granted, I really haven't found that much use for all the stuff about BGP confererations in real life...and I also never do access lists with bitwise masks they seem to love (like 255.255.252.255 - it just makes config much less readable). But most of the material *is* applicable to real work.

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    26. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by lightknight · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Which college? I've run into the theory of networking != networking at my own (in times past). Nothing like walking graduated CS majors through basic router settings over the phone; even worse is attempting to explain to them that wireless networking really isn't a good idea. You wouldn't imagine the amount of screaming you hear when trying to convince someone that running a little fiber is really in their best long term interest (->but we have wireless!).

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    27. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by mcrbids · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I changed my interview style after that. I ask a bunch of simple nitty-gritty tech question now, no matter how impressive the candidate sounds. You would be surprised how often someone whose resume looks stellar can't answer multiple simple questions - like what is a /24, a tcp reset packet, port used by http, etc.

      This oh yes this! Interviewing for programmer positions, I've seen gorgeous resumes by people with Masters in CompSci at reputable colleges and universities, with "accomplishments" like writing SQL language lexical parsers, who could not write even an approximation of a SQL query or even write a simple string replace function. (how do you get to lexical parsing without being able to manipulate strings?)

      This may seem a bit provocative, but this is very consistently the case with graduates from India. Having interviewed so many such people, so often having such beautiful resumes, you'd think I could have at least found a single one with enough programming expertise that I could hire, but that's so far not yet been the case.

      I really feel for these guys, because they've obviously spent lots of time/money doing something, and whatever it is that they're doing, it's not helping them much.

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    28. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by goose-incarnated · · Score: 2

      understanding MAC addressing, the difference between layer 2 and layer 3 problems, the difference between a switch and a hub, etc;

      I learned all that in college when I took the TCP/IP class.

      Which college?

      All universities 'round here when I was an undergrad. One of the textbooks for the undergraduate course on TCP/IP actually was a Cisco book, IIRC. We learned about OSI model, designed protocols (and coded them in C) for the different layers, and wrote an 8 page essay (during an exam) comparing two competing protocols at a certain level. No practical lab experience at all, but it was enough knowledge to know where to start when faced with actual equipment, regardless of who the vendor of that equipment happened to be.

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    29. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by CadentOrange · · Score: 2

      Try Singapore. It's a fairly modern southeast asian country that's got a high demand for skilled people.

    30. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by LordLimecat · · Score: 2

      Unless Im mistaken, TCP/IP are layers 3 and 4, not layer 2 (data-link / mac addresses, switches, hubs).

    31. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by sammy+baby · · Score: 2

      Red Hat has had a lab-based exam forever. I was certified (RHCE) on RHEL 4, and at the time there was no written component at all: you show up, here's your system, fix it. They gave me a worksheet describing exactly the criteria they would use to check the system, too: when you told the proctor you were ready, he'd run some kind of script, then tell you how far along in the section you had completed successfully. You were allowed to do this as many times as you wanted up until the time limit. The exam took basically all day.

      Side note, and file under "I am probably not supposed to mention this": if you are thinking of taking this test, please do not overlook low-level administrative stuff like GRUB maintenance. I observed a guy come in to a system with a misconfigured GRUB. He didn't know how to fix it, and as a result wasn't able to boot the box to fix anything else. Poor guy walked out of the exam after five minutes, having flushed a few hundred bucks down the toilet.

    32. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by alanthenerd · · Score: 2

      (...example? Clicking "cancel" when Task Scheduler demands a password in Server 2k8 will lock out an AD account in a hurry. Neat little bug, but one of the zillions of subtle things a sysadmin would know, but an MCSA would not.)

      My sysadmin experience says that would lock out the account because you have set up a task to run as an account but not provided a password for that account. Therefore when the task tries to run the password the task scheduler provides (null) does not match the account password. Or do you mean there is actually some bug that causes the account to get locked simply by clicking cancel?

    33. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by rinoid · · Score: 2

      And I would add the same could be said for some *********MBA who comes in, thinks for the short term, doesn't nurture the topology or Design ... while many folk with experience can transition into strategic "hybrid" roles many do not get the chance to do so full on. An MBA doesn't make you smart, experience, judgement, and practice do. How this still gets past people is beyond me.

    34. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by alittle158 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I remember leaving one exam thinking that if I ever encountered a Citrix-based environment, I'd spray it down with gasoline and set it on fire.

      A very appropriate response

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    35. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by Penguinisto · · Score: 2

      Or do you mean there is actually some bug that causes the account to get locked simply by clicking cancel?

      In this case the account locks out instantly (even with failure/restart attempts turned off)... Try it out sometime: Open the properties of an existing task tied to a different account, then click "ok", but click "cancel" when the auth/password window comes up. Locks that account out every time.

      (come to think of it, schtasks.exe does have a command-line prompt... I wonder if one could exploit that somehow. )

      It can be maddening when you get a new developer who monkeys around in there, then demands to know why a service account that runs our multi-server software suite vapor-locked on him (or rather, he blames you for it...)

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    36. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by Shatrat · · Score: 2

      You just pointed out a case where the interviewee might just possibly have a better solution than yours for implementing a new language

      No, I think he just pointed out a case where someone claims to be able to write a SQL parser, but can't actually even write a SQL query.
      Going on and on about tokens and regexes is pretty irrelevant if the candidate can't even write select qty from prod.inventory where part_number = '1234'

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    37. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by Pontiac · · Score: 2

      That could be because of the adaptive tests they started using at the time..
      If you missed a question on a specific topic it would come back with more questions on that subject.

      I knew a few people who would intentionally blow a question on a well known subject to get the test to focus on that topic.

      Another point is everyone got a slightly different question set. I remember friends advising me to study certain topics they got lots of questions one but I saw none of them on my tests.

      The only MS test I was ever proud to pass and got some respect for was the 70-240 Windows 2000 upgrade. The one you could only take once.
      The lady at the test center said she'd never seen anyone pass it before.. I guess lots of people never bothered to study because it was free to they just tried to wing it.

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    38. Re:Good, Because Certs Are Worthless by mcrbids · · Score: 2

      You use flex.

      So let me get this straight...

      You think it's part of a well-rounded education for a programmer to (apparently) know how to use tools like flex, while still lacking any competence whatsoever in manipulating the very basic, simple data types you learn in your 101-level courses? You know, integer... float.... char.... string... ?

      And further, you think that it's reasonable that the programmer in question that has (apparently) demonstrated "mastery" in using flex to build a SQL language parser, is still (somehow) not able to write even an approximation of a SQL database query?

      Is this the education you received, the one that poor, unqualified me is lacking? And based on this advanced education, you want me to hire you?

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  3. Dev Certs are Not Worthwhile by kramer2718 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I can't speak to networking/DBA certs, but I will say that in my experience hiring developers, programming certificates are relatively useless.

    In fact, when I read a resume, I am happy to see no certificates. The developers who highlight certificates on their resumes seem to be able to parrot back technical specs, but not to think dynamically about programming problems and that is what I am more interested in.

    No certificate will replace writing code on a whiteboard.

    1. Re:Dev Certs are Not Worthwhile by c0lo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      In fact, when I read a resume, I am happy to see no certificates.

      Me too, the reason being: I appreciate persons that value their time (i.e. better do nothing - not even gain experience - than waste the time with the certification).

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    2. Re:Dev Certs are Not Worthwhile by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 4, Informative

      This is great if you're the person doing short-listingof candidates. If you have an HR dept staffed by monkeys in suits, they're checking boxes. "Doesn't have $Qualification1? Bin it. Has $Qualification2 but not $Qualification1? Bin it. Never mind that in the "Further information" section the candidate has listed 15+ years doing exactly the things listed in the job description, citing specific examples and demonstrating significant in-depth knowledge of the subjects. HR "doesn't do computers."

      I've got over a decade in IT, but no certs. The only jobs I've gotten so far have been through friends, because they know I can do the job; They've spoken to me, I've helped them out. Now all I need to do is convince HR of the fact, and to do that I need a shitty cert which means precisely dick all to the guy actually interviewing you.

      I hate it.

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  4. Translation: by Alex+Belits · · Score: 2

    Hay guyz, computers are easy now, let's hire more middle managers who know Excel!

    Not that most "certifications" weren't always only slightly above the "fraud" level -- they are given to people who passed crash course in some vendor's product use, and do not indicate any ability to do anything useful (or even safe) in practice.

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    1. Re:Translation: by nomel · · Score: 2

      Not sure why this was modded down. Sadly, it is fairly true. The visual basic for applications is basically vb6 with full access to the windows api and any COM objects.

      You probably should have appended a "but shouldn't" to the end.

  5. Wifi Administrator by Osgeld · · Score: 2

    really?certified wireless network administrator? some pud to reset the router every once in a while and add new apple iToys plug computers whenever douche #43 cant eat lunch between two vending machines is in demand?

    1. Re:Wifi Administrator by Osgeld · · Score: 2

      yea its not that hard (as someone who was one of those guys but not under a narrowly focused marketing buzzword title)

  6. Article smells strongly of B.S. by sirwired · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Take the following statement: ""Pure-play [tech] jobs are on the decline," concurs Bill Reynolds, a partner at Foote. Where once the majority of tech jobs were in technology companies, now many organizations whose business is not directly related to tech have many openings that require different skills, he says."

    Bullshit. People actually working for tech companies have ALWAYS been far fewer than those that run the technology in customer IT departments. This is not some new startling trend. If you want a career in IT with high potential (as opposed to the tech industry) business skills have always been a valuable accompaniment to tech skills; the business-blind sysadmin geek has never been up for the higher reaches of IT, and never will be. Again, not a new trend that this sage wise man is now cluing us in on.

    1. Re:Article smells strongly of B.S. by RandomAvatar · · Score: 2

      If someone else actually replies to this Anonymous Coward, please follow this link afterwards: You've been trolled

  7. Re:Certs don't seem to matter at some companies by Osgeld · · Score: 2

    who's the clown letting the noob work on a live 5tb database?

  8. No job yet, but... by multiben · · Score: 5, Funny

    I have certificate of participation I received for my recent attendance in an "Equality at Work" seminar. Still no job offers as yet, but I expect the big bucks to start rolling in anytime soon.

    1. Re:No job yet, but... by sonamchauhan · · Score: 2

      No, its working - the reason you don't see results is the job offers are being 'equally' spread out across the populace.

  9. real job skills / apprenticeship / trades are need by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 2

    real job skills / apprenticeship / trades are needed in tech as like CS a lot of certs can be passed by people who can cram but have no idea on what they are doing also some of them cover stuff that you never see in a real work place or if you do it's like why are things setup like that any ways?

    CS is even worse then certs as it just covers high level stuff at least certs cover some basic stuff that you do use on the job.

    Now with a trades system we can get real certs that cover real system setup's.

  10. Thank God by Baron_Yam · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I had to get some Microsoft certifications to break into the IT world - yet I never bothered with my A+, Novell, additional MS certifications, etc. Instead, I picked up a few very specific certs here and there and specialized. Yeah, I'm useless outside my field, but I (was) a star within it. The only guy in the world doing what I did, in fact.

    You know what? When I changed jobs, the new employer didn't see my inappropriate certs, they saw my star status within my specialty and assumed I could adapt to a new one and perform just as well... and now I'm getting new very specific certs in a slightly different area.

    Nothing specific you learn in IT is going to matter in two years anyway, never mind ten, and the general stuff is amazingly applicable across moderate ranges of differing IT work.

  11. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 4, Interesting

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  12. Re:Less crappy view by Nemyst · · Score: 2

    Because IW employees are probably paid to submit them and editors post them?

  13. Re:Easily answered by wickedskaman · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Part of being driven is networking and getting solutions using all resources available to you.

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  14. Re:Easily answered by hawguy · · Score: 2

    If you aren't capable of, nor driven to, research on your own to find this answer, then you don't deserve the jobs.

    They want to hire people who can get things done....not people who just ask other people on the Internet to do their work for them.

    Which, loosely translated, means "I don't know either, but if you look hard enough you might find something, but it's probably not going to be one of the countries you'd be willing to move to".

  15. Re:Easily answered by Dahamma · · Score: 2

    Very true. Most major tech centers (India, UK, Germany, and many other European countries) have visa requirements that are at least as strict as the US. And many of the up-and-coming tech countries (like China) pay so little compared to Western standards (unless you work for a foreign company, which isn't really relevant then) that you probably wouldn't want to move there for the job anyway.

  16. RHCE requires a hard hands on lab. Only 5% pass. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    In 2000, my company flew 20 system administrators to a week-long course all day Monday to Thursday. On Friday, we had to take the exam: a four-part lab and long test (100 questions if I recall correctly). The four-part lab was hard. Everyone had one computer assigned to him. The instructor would load a disk image onto each computer. The OS was broken or mis-configured in some way. For example, it might not boot, or you couldn't logon, or it might not load a webpage. You had to figure out how it was broken and how to fix it on your own. We had no access to internet, but I think you could use the manual (not that it would help you directly).

    I had studied every night for a month before the class. I studied again every night Monday through Thursday during our class. During Friday's exam, I think it took me around 30 minutes on average to fix each of the four broken OS images. By the time I finished, many of my coworkers were still on the first or second problem. When the results came back, I was the only person who passed. Our of 20 people our company paid to fly across the country and put up in a hotel, I was the only person who earned a RHCE certificate. My conclusion: I respect anyone who has it. It certainly has no resemblance to a certificate that requires only a multiple-choice exam taken at some Prometric franchise.

  17. Weighing certifications while hiring by Arrogant-Bastard · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I sort resumes into two piles: those with IT certifications and those without. Those without are evaluated first, and those candidates given priority. Those with will be considered only if the first batch doesn't yield enough strong candidates.

    Why? Because anyone naive enough to think that certifications are anything other than cash cows for vendors lacks essential critical thinking skills. They're naive and easily scammed: in fact, they've put the evidence of the latter right in front of me. Such people are simply not up to the task for handling responsible security roles (which is what I hire for): the first competent phisher to come along will easily fool them.

    I already have a large number of clueless users who, just like everyone else's clueless users, will find numerous creative ways to get themselves and thus the IT infrastructure into trouble. I don't need staff members who are just as bad; I need staff members who are cynical, hardened, ruthless bastards to even have fighting chance of keeping this operation modestly secure.

    1. Re:Weighing certifications while hiring by captbob2002 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Careful, some of us with cert may agree with you but we went out and got them in order to get past the HR weenies that throw away resumes that lack the appropriate buzzwords/acronyms.

    2. Re:Weighing certifications while hiring by Xacid · · Score: 2

      Well played, troll. Well played...

    3. Re:Weighing certifications while hiring by ediron2 · · Score: 2

      This. My certs came either from consulting work where clients were begging for a particular cert or where management was willing to pay for coursework and a cert that gave me advanced skills in a given subject. And now I'm taking PhD classwork part-time.

      Never Stop Learning.

  18. Re:RHCE requires a hard hands on lab. Only 5% pass by philipmather · · Score: 4, Informative

    Seonded, and it still is the case in 2011. I'd done the RHCT on RHEL 5 under my own steam and my company paid for me and a handful of others to do the RHCSA/RHCE on RHCE 6. I would have done the same course as you and sat both exams on the Friday, RHCSA in the morning and RHCE in the afternoon. I passed both and at least 4 of my collegues did as well (although one used to work for Redhat as a trainer so it was a bit of a given), however we have several perfectly/very good sysadmins who failed.
    It's not a gimme and requires actual hands-on expiriece, the course is crammed with around an average of 40-60 pages of material a day.

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  19. I finally understand - thanks Slashdot! by badzilla · · Score: 2

    If you don't get all the certs you will never get past the dumb HR filters. But if you do get the certs the experienced interviewing manager will snicker at your book-learning naivety and reject you as not hard-core enough.

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  20. Re:Easily answered by YttriumOxide · · Score: 4, Informative

    Most major tech centers (India, UK, Germany, and many other European countries) have visa requirements that are at least as strict as the US.

    I'm a non-German citizen living and working in Germany for the last five years. To move over here, I just needed a letter from the company saying they wanted to hire me. I took that to the German embassy where I was living (Australia) who provided me with a work visa. Once that ran out, I just turned up at the appropriate govt dept, gave them evidence I am still working and they renewed it. No fuss, no big questions, all very easy and straightforward.

    Right now, our company is going through the same procedure to hire a friend of mine from back in Australia and bring him over here. Doesn't seem to be any more difficult for him now than it was for me then.

    From what I've heard about the US, it's significantly more difficult and complex (although I don't have any first hand experience); so I'm not really sure I'd agree with your statement.

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  21. Re:RHCE requires a hard hands on lab. Only 5% pass by slaughts · · Score: 5, Informative

    I couldn't agree more. I used to think that the RHCE was a joke, and anyone could get one, but after taking the exam last year, I definitely respect anyone that passes it. I've been using Linux for 15+ years, and I found it very challenging. I struggled with a few of the things I don't do on a day-to-day basis, but having years of experience I was able to work through them.