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Why People Don't Live Past 114
kkleiner writes "Average life expectancy has nearly doubled in developed countries over the 20th century. But a puzzling part to the equation has emerged. While humans are in fact living longer lives on average, the oldest age that the oldest people reach seems to be stubbornly and oddly precisely cemented right at 114. What will it take for humans to live beyond this limit?"
Boring, wake me up when there's begetting and pause it for me if you can see tits.
is 42. And 114 is 42 backwards if you add the 1's together. The opposite of life is death - metaphysically speaking of course.
Look a bunny!
what?
So he owes us each six years? Can I choose which ones? I want 21-27 again. Thanks.
The emphasis is mine.
No, it's 5% tax
I'm betting there is some warranty clause that kicks in at 115.
Lifespans gradually decreased post-flood.
It is a little known fact that Methuselah exploited the life span mechanics of the Real Life MMO. That and other bugs, hackers, gimmicks, etc. got so bad that God had to nearly completely revamp the game. The new mechanics were firmly put in place after The Flood patch.
by Anonymous Coward: I, for one, welcome the shift from car analogies to pizza analogies. um.. overlords?
But if you have a Christian loyalty card (sold at participating Churches), the tax is rebated with eternal afterlife! What a bargain.
The earth must have rotated faster around the sun 6000 years ago. I guess the earth was more streamlined when it was still flat.
In the beginning, there was nothingness.
Then he brought something from nothingness.
Then he brought order from the chaos.
And he looked upon it, and saw that it was good.
Serious? Seriousness is well above my pay grade.
He traded immortality for sex. Pretty much every man would do this if given the choice.
Do not look at laser with remaining good eye.
Maybe he doesn't have a job, you insensitive clod.
There is no right to feel safe thru security vaudeville at the expense of everyone's freedom, privacy and tax money.
Or Eze 23:20, if you swing the other way.
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The chances of a woman on slashdot seem slim
The movie will, of course, be a disappointment.
Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
..."must have 435 years of experience with C++, Objective-C and XML. At LEAST 145 years of scripting and linux experience...." "... please forward your resume with work history, titles, salaries and referrals "
A Man said to god "What's a million years to you?"
God said "A second."
Then the man said to god "what's a million dollars to you?"
God said "A penny."
So the man said to god, "Would you give me a penny?"
God said "Of course I will. Just a second..."