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Mathematical Parrot Reveals His Genius With Posthumous Paper

ananyo writes "Even in death, the world's most accomplished parrot continues to amaze. The final experiments involving Alex – a grey parrot trained to count objects – have just been published (abstract). They show that Alex could accurately add together Arabic numerals to a sum of eight, and correctly add three small sets of objects, putting his mathematical abilities on par with (and maybe beyond) those of chimpanzees and other non-human primates."

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  1. Alex is Dead? by dutchwhizzman · · Score: 5, Funny

    Why wasn't that on Slashdot?

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    1. Re:Alex is Dead? by kanweg · · Score: 5, Funny

      Because some people on Slashdot don't like parroted stories. I see complaints about that frequently.

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    2. Re:Alex is Dead? by Relic+of+the+Future · · Score: 4, Informative

      It was (you insensitive clod).

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    3. Re:Alex is Dead? by sideslash · · Score: 5, Funny

      'E's just resting, you know.

    4. Re:Alex is Dead? by Reilaos · · Score: 3, Informative

      He's been dead for years. For four years, even.

    5. Re:Alex is Dead? by KatchooNJ · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's an X parrot! "What does X equal, Alex?"

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    6. Re:Alex is Dead? by Chris+Burke · · Score: 3, Informative

      Reading the thread for nostalgia purposes, is it weird to be bothered that I didn't notice a post years ago in the discussion on the ethics of bird-keeping someone saying their parrot didn't come from the rain forest because it's Australian? That I missed the chance to inform the nimrod that Australia has extensive rain forests and if not their specific bird then almost certainly the species hailed from those rain forests? That part of the problem with bird ownership is owners' ignorance about birds' natural habitats and behaviors?

      That's weird, right?

      I'm pretty sure that's weird.

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  2. "No, no, 'e's uh,...he's resting" by couchslug · · Score: 3, Informative
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  3. Re:Sea animals? by dietdew7 · · Score: 5, Funny

    They (octopuses sic) have trouble with base 10, they're pretty good with octal.

  4. Things that still need to be done by JoshuaZ · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Alex was clearly pretty smart. However, it is as yet still unclear if Alex was actually a representative parrot or was smarter than other parrots. A lot of the current work being done will help answer that. There's also some concern that some of the early experiments with Alex didn't adequately handle the Clever Hahns problem- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clever_Hans where an animal rather than give actual answers uses subtle cues from the examiner on how to answer correctly. The more recent experiments help address that. It seems clear at this point that Alex's intelligence, and that of the other African Greys, is genuine, but what the average is like is still unclear. One thing is certain though: the use of the word "parrot" to mean mindlessly repeat is deeply unfair.

    1. Re:Things that still need to be done by Tharsman · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I dare "blindly" guess Alex was an average African Grey. My mother happens to own one and it is honestly as smart as a very young child. It's hard to explain. He knows what kind of words use for anger, happiness, request food, denote you are eating (without requesting food for himself, and actually rejecting it, just because he noted you are eating does not mean he WANTS some,) dance, sing, laugh at jokes on the TV (i think it’s more a matter of intonation on that one than actually understanding the joke) and even tell the dog to get the hell away from him. That on top of many other tiny behavioral things.

      I think their learning is mostly hindered or boosted by their teacher. My mother is an elder woman, though, without much science or math skills to go trying to impart that knowledge on the bird.

      I can’t help but smile in amazement every other week for some new thing he reacts to intelligently.

      My doubt does not lie on them being able to learn, but instead being able to transfer knowledge to their children. It would take insane decades, but I would love to find a species in this planet we can teach to, that in turn teach their children the same skills.

  5. From the title I thought Alex WROTE the paper! by wisebabo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    That would've been even more impressive than his math abilities.

  6. Alex also solved the Goldbach conjecture by goffster · · Score: 3, Funny

    but only up to 8.

  7. Re:Mathematical Parrot Reveals His Genius With Pos by jeepien · · Score: 4, Funny

    It also looks like your English teacher Hated and was Afraid of English, and Past that Hate to you.

  8. Re:Sea animals? by miknix · · Score: 4, Informative

    How do dolphins and octopuses rank? I tried a search w.r.t. octopuses but didn't find anything (and wikipedia has nothing about it).

    Octopuses are the smartest invertebrates on Earth. I do sparrow fishing as hobby and they don't stop amazing me, from their ability to deploy decoy legs able to walk alone, annoying ink jets and their fantastic camouflage they are pretty good stealing items too! They should join thepiratebay!
    (it's a joke, I know the difference between stealing and copying)

  9. Re:implication for dinosaurs by sexconker · · Score: 4, Funny

    With time, the dinosaurs might have evolved to create civilization.

    They actually had an advanced civilization but it collapsed. When the time came to actually DO something about the massive rock heading for the planet, they built a trajectory altering rocket that would land on the asteroid, dig itself in, and then fire its engines to steer the asteroid the necessary fraction of a degree away to save the planet.
    Unfortunately they used touch screens for everything (instead of keyboards and mice) to cater to the T-Rex crowd with their short arms. When it was time to launch, they futilely pawed at their dPads but they just couldn't get any actual work done.

  10. Re:Mathematical Parrot Reveals His Genius With Pos by jellomizer · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I did a calculation a while back that compared a middle grade teachers salary with an engineers. I took into account the normal days off from holidays+summer vacation that teachers normally get, compared them to the Holidays and standard vacation time an engineer gets. With a standard 8 hour day from an engineer and a 10 hour day from a teacher. It worked out that the engineer was only getting paid a small amount more. I think 1 dollar an hour difference.

    Now that 10 hour day is an average that teachers bitch and moan about to me, however from friends who are teachers I usually see them working up to 12 hours some day and 6 - 8 hours the other... So 10 hours seemed fare. Most engineers I know work more then 8 hours a day to but they don't complain about it as much.

    Teacher have a powerful union behind them (My personal feeling is Unions are holding good teachers back from getting what they deserve but that is too much digressing) that makes sure that they are treated fairly most engineers do not have such protection.

    But this anti-Math and Science from teachers starts well before they are teaching. Normally for anyone graduating from High School who is choosing a major a Teaching degree is one of those that you can get that has an obvious career path that doesn't require heavy Math and Science, so they go that route. I went to college I know education majors, I saw the classes they took, I saw their masters classes too... They are joke classes to give them a degree.

    The Poor teacher excuse is getting really lame today. For they are a few groups without strong math or science skills who can get a decent middle class job, they are not going to be rich but they will be able to pay their bills and feed a family.

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  11. So much for the "bird brain" insult.. by cyberchondriac · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Corvids are as, or may even be more, intelligent. There's the classic story of the Caledonian crow who custom fashioned it's own tool to get at grubs, a trait previously only known to primates, to cite one example. Others abound, but I'm feeling too lazy right now to go hunt them down. Heckle and Jeckle would've outsmarted Wiley E. Coyote any day of the week.

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  12. Re:Mathematical Parrot Reveals His Genius With Pos by garyebickford · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Yes. Back in about 1976 Psychology Today had a pair of articles - one showed that of all professions, teachers had the highest incidence of a 'mental block' against math, and the other showed that they were successful in communicating that to their students. In Grade 3 about 50% of all students liked math. By Grade 5, only about 15% of girls and 30% of boys liked math.

    In my own experience, back in the late 1950s my school was one of those working with the experimental 'New Math' from Stanford Research Institute (now SRI international) - the books were stapled together paperbacks. The New Math basically taught math from an algebraic perspective. It worked great, and it probably accelerated my own understanding. Nationwide the New Math failed, and the analysis showed that while it worked great for students the teachers just couldn't hack it. So school systems dropped it, to the lasting detriment of all students for the last four decades.

    It's yet one more unfortunate result of the stultified Education establishment, along with phonics, critical thinking and other power learning tools. The system was originally developed (by Dewey's own account) not to teach but to indoctrinate good industrial workers. The entire concept of age-based class cohorts was never efficient, cost effective or productive. It is now a completely obsolete anachronism, where crowd control and logistics comprises between 75% and 85% of a given day, and actual learning the poor relation.

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