Facebook Tests 'Safe' User Tag For Disasters
aesoteric writes "Facebook has embarked on a nationwide test of a new disaster message board for users across Japan. The feature allows users to mark themselves as being 'safe' in the event of a disaster. Doing so introduces a 'safe' insignia next to their name on their profile. The Facebook announcement appeared to be geoblocked."
Like in the middle of a disaster people are going to start posting to facebook. Oh wait..
Lets try to file a bug report using New Orleans as an example in haiku format in honor of this being rolled out first in Japan...
Hurricane passes overhead
District Nine clicks Safe
Levees collapse; all drown; Whoops;
haiku formatted bug reports are superior to free text, although I'm guessing I shouldn't quit my day job and become a professional poet...
"Science flies us to the moon. Religion flies us into buildings." - Victor Stenger
Okay so what if someone marks themselves as safe...then a few minutes later another earthquake hits and a roof falls on their head or something similar. Will the tag expire after a certain amount of time?
After years of not using a signature, I am going to make one to say the following: Fuck Beta