Facebook Tests 'Safe' User Tag For Disasters
aesoteric writes "Facebook has embarked on a nationwide test of a new disaster message board for users across Japan. The feature allows users to mark themselves as being 'safe' in the event of a disaster. Doing so introduces a 'safe' insignia next to their name on their profile. The Facebook announcement appeared to be geoblocked."
Like in the middle of a disaster people are going to start posting to facebook. Oh wait..
Lets try to file a bug report using New Orleans as an example in haiku format in honor of this being rolled out first in Japan...
Hurricane passes overhead
District Nine clicks Safe
Levees collapse; all drown; Whoops;
haiku formatted bug reports are superior to free text, although I'm guessing I shouldn't quit my day job and become a professional poet...
"Science flies us to the moon. Religion flies us into buildings." - Victor Stenger
Okay so what if someone marks themselves as safe...then a few minutes later another earthquake hits and a roof falls on their head or something similar. Will the tag expire after a certain amount of time?
After years of not using a signature, I am going to make one to say the following: Fuck Beta
Kinda tempting fate eh? I can just picture the gods going "we will see about that".
MMO Quests are like orgasms:
You may solo them, I prefer them in a group.
What happens when the earthquake is done, the tsunami hasn't arrived yet and your status says "I'm safe".
Next thing the tidal wave hits, wiping out your house, your phone line, your computer and the local cell phone mast, your status is still showing "I'm safe" when you're anything but safe.
When will Facebook automagically reset your status to something neutral? Is that going to happen at midnight UTC, midnight PST or midnight local (JST if you're in Japan)? How is braindead Facebook going to handle that? (BTW my answer to that is badly.) How is Facebook going to work with daylight saving time (which may or may not be in effect)?
I cancelled my Facebook membership on 9th Dec 2011 (because I got bored with all the changes they kept making and all the over commercialisation), I have to say I've not missed getting 20 new photos of my brother's cats posted everyday.
Sigs. We don't need no steenking sigs.