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Topher Grace Screens Star Wars Prequel Re-edit

silentbrad writes "/Film (as well as IGN and A.V. Club) reports about Topher Grace's fan re-edit of the Star Wars prequel trilogy into a single, 85-minute film titled Star Wars: Episode III.5: The Editor Strikes Back.' Quoting /Film: 'His idea was to edit the Star Wars prequels into one movie, as they would provide him a lot of footage to work with. He used footage from all three prequels, a couple cuts from the original trilogy, some music from The Clone Wars television series, and even a dialogue bit from Anthony Daniels' (C-3PO) audio book recordings. He even created a new opening text crawl to set up his version of the story.' It continues with what stayed and what was cut. It's just too bad it was a one-time-only screening."

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  1. What, no torrent? by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 5, Funny

    He also seems to want to favor storytelling over merchandising, which is a strange and unusual concept.

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    1. Re:What, no torrent? by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 2, Funny

      This isn't really what your Mother and I had in mind, when you decided to stay here at home.

      Dumbass. No wonder Donna dumped you on your sorry butt and left for Madison without looking back.

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    2. Re:What, no torrent? by Asmodae · · Score: 2, Funny

      -1 BURN!

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  2. Should do that with Matrix 2 and 3 by cpu6502 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Separate, boring they are.

    Together, one good movie it would be.

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    1. Re:Should do that with Matrix 2 and 3 by demonbug · · Score: 4, Funny

      Separate, boring they are.

      Together, one good movie it would be.

      Nah, just cut all three movies together as one. I think the best cut would be about 136 minutes long.

    2. Re:Should do that with Matrix 2 and 3 by Rizimar · · Score: 4, Informative

      I'm not sure that editing them down to one movie would even save the sequels. Though, if you want more of The Matrix, The Animatrix has some really good short animations surrounding that universe.

    3. Re:Should do that with Matrix 2 and 3 by Picass0 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Nothing can save that sugar-coated ending on the park bench with the Oracle and the children and the sunset.... It's like someone stole the movie I was watching and slipped in Micheal Jackson's 'Moonwalker' movie.

      Matrix 2 and 3 are better forgotten. The first movie stands better alone.

    4. Re:Should do that with Matrix 2 and 3 by roc97007 · · Score: 2

      Disagree. The plot was fundamentally broken from the second movie on. My personal theory is that The 13th Floor stole their ending and they had to wing it.

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    5. Re:Should do that with Matrix 2 and 3 by BlackSnake112 · · Score: 4, Funny

      http://xkcd.com/566/

      the last 4 frames.

    6. Re:Should do that with Matrix 2 and 3 by Jarik+C-Bol · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I read somewhere that the original concept for the 3 movies is that 'The Matrix' which we know as part 1, was originally supposed to be the middle movie, with the actual 'first' movie supposed to cover the machine war, and subjugation of the humans. However, they decided that the fans would not stand for a matrix movie without the stars from the first one, so that story ended up getting pieced out into 'The Animatrix' and they broke part 3 in half.

      based on THAT theory, a re-edit of part 2 and 3 into 1 film might actually work.

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    7. Re:Should do that with Matrix 2 and 3 by Desler · · Score: 2

      The effects were terrible. The hideously obvious jumps from the real person to the mannequin-like CGI version of them during the action scenes was groan worthy.

    8. Re:Should do that with Matrix 2 and 3 by Wraithlyn · · Score: 4, Insightful

      To be fair, the original script had them using humans as CPUs, tapping their brains for processing power... which is at least plausible. Some genius decided this was too complicated for American audiences to understand and thus it was switched to the "humans as power generators" nonsense.

      So I just tell myself that's what the machines are REALLY using the humans for, and the "humans as batteries" crap is just Morpheus's woefully ignorant pet theory. It kinda works if you squint real hard.

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    9. Re:Should do that with Matrix 2 and 3 by hairyfeet · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The ONLY way the Matrix trilogy could be saved is if the fan theory was true and Neo never left the Matrix. then instead of some lame electro jesus it would be a royal mindfuck where the machines, realizing that a percentage would never accept the construct, created a much worse "real world" to give them something they could believe.

      Can you imagine if one of the machines popped into Zion at the end of the third and simply told them" you are suffering and living like this because this is what you wanted. You poisoned the planet so badly during the war it is simply unfit for life. We first tried to give you paradise, that failed. We then tried to give you the height of your civilization, but you rejected it, so we had only the choice of creating this "hell world" or killing you and we chose what we thought would be more humane. sorry if it doesn't make you happy but this is all you would accept, a world of suffering".

      Now THAT would have been a truly awesome ending that would have left you seriously wondering about big questions like whether man could accept a true paradise. as for the prequels? I'd say Plinkett nailed it and anybody who hasn't watched these videos really needs to. he points out thing I never noticed...but my brain did, like how lazy Lucas had gotten with the "over over two shot" like on soap operas, just so he could do everything in front of green screens. he points out in great detail the incredible fail that is the prequels, how they even butcher their own mythology just so Lucas can throw more shit at the screen and do more CGI. BTW watch his review of the last indy flick and you'll find out how big a hack Lucas really is. Did you know he wanted to set indy 3 in a fricking haunted house? You listen to what his original ideas for indy and Star Wars were and you think "ZOMFG, what is he insane?" and then you realize the ONLY reason he ever made anything good was people willing to stand up and say "George that just doesn't work" but now he's so rich nobody will stand up to him and this is what happens.

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    10. Re:Should do that with Matrix 2 and 3 by Canazza · · Score: 5, Insightful

      There were lots of good "Bits" of 2 and 3. Like the first Smith fight in the park, or the highway chase, or the zion fight. The Hovercraft race-against-time chase down the narrow passage. The Merovingian scenes. They had the potential to be really good. But for some reason they weren't.

      The problem is that they spent *far* too long on these bits with nothing to break them up. If they weren't fighting for ages, they were talking your ears off. I remember feeling like my eyes were about to start bleeding during that first Smith fight (partly due to the bad CGI). The Zion fight focused on the mech walkers too much and not enough on the foot soldiers, or the drama behind it. It was all action, for the full duration.

      The fight scenes were all fighting, and no plot progression, and plot progression happened in massive info dumps.

      Remember in the first film where Neo first takes on two agents on top of the building? That was an awesome scene and lasted one minute. It progressed the plot by making you realise Neo IS the One, and it was pretty awesome to watch. The climactic lobby fight scene was 3 minutes long and showed what exactly was possible in the Matrix. The subway fight was 4 and showed Neo going toe-to-toe with Smith for the first time. Between each of these was somewhat of a breather to let the audience relax. The film was well paced between fights and dialogue.

      Now take Reloaded. The mid-film vs Smith scene in lasted over five minutes, was mostly blurry, bad CGI and did sod all to move the plot forward. The Architect on the other hand was EIGHT minutes long, 'moving the plot forward' is an understatement, as it pretty much WAS the plot, and such a large dump of information was boring as fuck. If they weren't relentlessly chaining fights they were droning on and on incessantly.

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    11. Re:Should do that with Matrix 2 and 3 by Endo13 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I just mentally change everything as if the script had stuck with humans as CPUs. Picture Morpheus holding an Intel chip instad of a Duracel, and it all works out and makes so much more sense.

      Not all the plot holes go away, but a lot of them do. (For example, why the Agents can't just break rules in the Matrix willy-nilly however they please, but rather must stick to bending them.)

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    12. Re:Should do that with Matrix 2 and 3 by godel_56 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Really? Humans as 'batteries' makes sense? Not merely sucking out energy of those living, but actively feeding and breeding them?

      "Lisa, in this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!"

    13. Re:Should do that with Matrix 2 and 3 by DragonWriter · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I just mentally change everything as if the script had stuck with humans as CPUs. Picture Morpheus holding an Intel chip instad of a Duracel, and it all works out and makes so much more sense.

      Or you can just imagine that the script stuck with humans as CPUs but still has Morpheus holding a battery and saying exactly what he said about the machines using humans for energy, but that Morpheus is a religious fanatic successfully deceived by misleading propaganda spread by the machines as part of a system of control...

      Which, even though it may not ever be stated on screen to be the explanation for that particular statement by Morpheus, is actually entirely consistent with the rest of the series.

      You just have to drop the idea of Morpheus as a completely reliable narrator, which, is a pretty unjustified idea to start with.

  3. Ok I'll start.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Video or it didn't happen.

  4. Star Wars: The Editor Does His Job by Chris+Burke · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Without Being Prevented From Doing So By Lucas

    would have been the name of the Star Wars movie about an alternate reality where the prequels were substantially better.

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  5. Interesting concept... by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 4, Funny

    Interesting concept... could never happen for legal reasons... but I'd be intrigued if people could "cut n' paste" scenes from OTHER films into a meaningfull order to make it look like another star wars film.

    For example- Take Ford from the Tom Clancy Films- and Indiana Jones; cut and paste them together- with a few special affects and make it look like episode 7.

    C3P0 could be in episode 7- just rip scenes of Rex from "Yo Gabba Gabba". Mark Hamil has been in so many block buster films since Star Wars- should be easy to get footage of him to use.

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    1. Re:Interesting concept... by Jason+Levine · · Score: 2

      Yes, but Luke laughing like the Joker would just be creepy.

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    2. Re:Interesting concept... by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 3, Informative

      ...but I'd be intrigued if people could "cut n' paste" scenes from OTHER films into a meaningfull order to make it look like another star wars film.

      You mean something like this?

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    3. Re:Interesting concept... by jason.sweet · · Score: 3, Funny

      Mark Hamil has been in so many block buster films

      As long as everyone is OK with a land speeder that looks like a Corvette.

    4. Re:Interesting concept... by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 2

      Interesting concept... could never happen for legal reasons...

      Of course it can happen. It probably already has. There's a thriving (some might say obsessive) fan-editing community, particularly around Star Wars. George Lucas is, by all accounts, pretty cool about it as long as no-one else's trying to get rich.

      FTFY

    5. Re:Interesting concept... by The+Grim+Reefer · · Score: 2

      Mark Hamil has been in so many block buster films since Star Wars- should be easy to get footage of him to use.

      "Don't fuck with the Jedi master, son." -Cock-Knocker

  6. Link to movie by Galestar · · Score: 2

    Can we get a link to where we can watch Episode III.5?

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  7. One Word by HoboCop · · Score: 2

    NnoooooOOooooooOooooooOOoooooooooo!

    1. Re:One Word by demonlapin · · Score: 3, Funny

      I believe that's spelled "DO NOT WANT".

  8. Re:Make something new by Chris+Burke · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The goal wasn't to make the prequels not suck. He's learning about editing film, and used the prequels as a medium to do so (and probably make a great test case to show both the potential and limitations of post-production editing).

    Calculus and science are great, but I don't think everyone should do that and nobody should do art. Once you accept that the entire concept of movies aren't pointless, then learning about editing is a useful skill.

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  9. Re:Star Wars: The Editor Does His Job by Chris+Burke · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Yeah, an 11 gallon drum of crud and a dropper full of water -- a significantly higher concentration of water.

    P.S. don't mistake "better" for "good". :)

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  10. Re:Laugh by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 3, Funny

    Sure you can... ... although admittedly Episode 4 would be a little strange without the Luke character appearing in it at all.

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  11. So what's the point of telling us? by SilverJets · · Score: 3, Insightful

    He can't release it or George will sue him into oblivion. We'll never get to see it. So why even tell us it exists?

    1. Re:So what's the point of telling us? by PCM2 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Why can't he release a detailed list of every edit he made (allowing someone else with a nonlinear editing suite, lots of time on his hands, and fewer qualms about BitTorrent to piece it together)? Surely he kept records, if he's studying to be an editor?

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    2. Re:So what's the point of telling us? by jedidiah · · Score: 2

      One of his geekier friends could even release it as a complete script involving a lot of mplayer command.

      Feed in originals... get out the fan edit.

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    3. Re:So what's the point of telling us? by VortexCortex · · Score: 3, Insightful

      We'll never get to see it. So why even tell us it exists?

      This is DRM done right. The best way to prevent people from copying it by any means -- especially mentally -- is to not release the media at all.

  12. Machete needs a fan edit by SethJohnson · · Score: 2

    Someone needs to edit down Robert Rodriguez's movie, Machete. The original concept was great. When he unnecessarily extended the story to fit all the Hollywood celebrities on screen, the movie goes downhill. Booth was a terrific character. When he dies, the movie should end. Fin.

    Oh, but keep that scene in there where Danny Trejo is in the swimming pool with the topless women.

    Seth

    1. Re:Machete needs a fan edit by PCM2 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah. That movie would have been better if it was about the length of a trailer inserted into the middle of another movie.

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  13. ow To Fix The Phantom Menace In 12 Minutes by SpryGuy · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Listening to this guy describe how he would change the first prequel is really interesting... it would actually make for a pretty decent movie.

    I'd love see his take on the subsequent two movies.

    This 12 minute video is totally worth your time:

    http://www.gizmodo.com.au/2012/02/how-to-fix-the-phantom-menace-in-12-minutes/

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  14. Re:Make something new by sexconker · · Score: 2

    The goal wasn't to make the prequels not suck. He's learning about editing film, and used the prequels as a medium to do so (and probably make a great test case to show both the potential and limitations of post-production editing).

    Calculus and science are great, but I don't think everyone should do that and nobody should do art. Once you accept that the entire concept of movies aren't pointless, then learning about editing is a useful skill.

    Please.
    He watched some film student sit at a Mac cutting shit together in Final Cut Pro.

  15. Re:Who's Topher Grace? by SilverJets · · Score: 2

    Red Forman's son on That '70s Show.

  16. Description Not Copywritable by Fieryphoenix · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Mr. Grace should be able to "release" his version, not directly, but by describing what sections of each source were used. For instance, something like this made up example: "Scene 1, five segments, 5 minutes 10 seconds. First Segment: Episode I Blu-ray, begin 1 hour 1 minute and 11 seconds, end 1 hour 3 minutes 52 seconds. Second Segment: Episode II Collector's Edition Blu-ray Deleted Scenes, "Meditation", begin 32 seconds, end 1 minute 2 seconds." etc etc.

    1. Re:Description Not Copywritable by Animats · · Score: 2

      Right. That's called an "edit decision list". It would be amusing to have a setup where you could order all the components from Netflix, then run a program which assembled them appropriately. Lucas still gets paid, and Jar-Jar gets cut out.

  17. An old saying by rudy_wayne · · Score: 3, Funny

    The editing done by Topher Grace is typically referred to as "Polishing A Turd".

  18. Re:gay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sounds like the perfect man. Do you have any other praise, or can you just pass me contact details?

  19. Re:Make something new by KhabaLox · · Score: 2

    Have you considered learning calculus?

    Have you considered learning editing? Topher Grace has.

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  20. Should stop putting first sentence in subject line by Dogtanian · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Should do that with Matrix 2 and 3. Separate, boring they are. Together, one good movie it would be.

    That's because they *are* a single overlong movie split into two parts in all but name. Even moreso than the explicitly split "Kill Bill" (where you could enjoy each of the parts in its own right due to its more scene-based nature).

    More's the pity because, although it clearly wasn't as good as the original, The Matrix Reloaded was still quite good in its own way (if a bit too long)... but clearly a "part 1" that requires you to watch "part 2" to be complete.... except that "part 2" (i.e. Revolutions) was just lousy, and would have been too long at anything over an hour. I'd personally trim Reloaded and hack all but the essentials from Revolutions.

    Even then it wouldn't solve the "resolution" of Revolutions which felt less like a satisfying "tying things up" ending and more like an intentionally incomplete and half-baked non-resolution designed to provide a point to expand the franchise (*) from. Ironically, we *haven't* really seen much Matrix-related stuff in the 8+ years since then (I'm sure they've done backstory comics and such guff for the fanboys, but I'm talking about mass market on the same scale as the movies themselves). Is this because it really was intended as the final movie, or because Revolutions' reception was so poor that it seriously damaged the prospects of more Matrix material?

    To be honest, part of the problem may always have been that- although "The Matrix" looks on the surface like it should be one of those films that would work well as a franchise (due to the questions and possibilities it throws up and the expanded world it suggests)... it isn't. What worked about the first movie was wrapped up by the end. You can't redo the sense of wonder and discovery that drove the first movie, and once Neo has made that journey he's no longer really the confused and bemused everyman cipher (that Reeves' criticised acting style actually worked really well for), but a knowledgeable Superman in a much larger world (Zion) of characters with bad dialogue we really don't care about.

    (*) Ugh, anyone notice how common that word has become in the past decade? We're all using terminology that makes us sound like a mixture of fanboy and corporate studio types. Though of course it's true- such things *are* moneymaking franchises, but it doesn't say much for artistic integrity, nor for us in that we accept and use the term.

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  21. Re:Make something new by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Film editing is a profession that requires both talent and experience. He's developing his abilities towards that goal, and if he can 'polish the turd', so to speak, he'll be able to demonstrate his talent. He could end up doing what he wants for a living.

    Basically what I'm trying to say we all know you're not curing cancer, getting us into space, or solving world hunger, so just sit down and shut up.

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  22. Re:Should stop putting first sentence in subject l by cpu6502 · · Score: 2

    Past decade?

    Franchise has been around longer than that. JMS started Babylon 5 in 1992 by (1) announcing on the early internet (usenet) that the project was being filmed and (2) saying he would not turn it into a never-ending franchise like Star Trek. That word already had negative connotations 20+ years ago.

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  23. Re:Laugh by AshtangiMan · · Score: 2

    It would have tobecome a narrative: "Luke wants to train to be a pilot" , "I know. I told him he has to help with the farm ... what a whiney little bitch". Then when they die it's now narrated through c3p0, with Stewies voice. "hey ahhtwo, did you hear what that Luke fellow is up to? Learning the force can you believe it. He's getting pretty good too. I'll be he fights that vader guy soon enough."

  24. Re:Hayden's best parts by Chris+Burke · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Not a single damn actor in that movie did well. After watching the prequels I had to go peruse some of Natalie Portman's other films. Because I had thought she was a good actor, but was starting to doubt it. Turns out that yes, indeed, she has acting chops. But there's only so much an actor can do with a terrible script, nothing but a green screen to act against, and a director who isn't happy until the actor does exactly what he wants and what he wants is retarded.

    Same with Ewan McGregor. To a lesser extent Liam Neeson, Samuel Jackson, and Christopher Lee, but that's because they had less screentime to erase memories of other things they've done.

    So, I don't recall seeing Hayden Christiansen in anything else, but my default assumption is that he can probably act but looked horrible in those movies just like everyone else did.

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  25. Re:Hayden's best parts by roc97007 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Not a single damn actor in that movie did well. After watching the prequels I had to go peruse some of Natalie Portman's other films. Because I had thought she was a good actor, but was starting to doubt it. Turns out that yes, indeed, she has acting chops. But there's only so much an actor can do with a terrible script, nothing but a green screen to act against, and a director who isn't happy until the actor does exactly what he wants and what he wants is retarded.

    Same with Ewan McGregor. To a lesser extent Liam Neeson, Samuel Jackson, and Christopher Lee, but that's because they had less screentime to erase memories of other things they've done.

    So, I don't recall seeing Hayden Christiansen in anything else, but my default assumption is that he can probably act but looked horrible in those movies just like everyone else did.

    You're right, in general everyone did badly. I have seen examples of good acting against a green screen, so I don't think that's the reason. (Or at least, the whole reason.) I think "what the director wants is retarded" is closer to the mark.

    I saw Hayden in "Jumper", a movie that didn't totally suck, and he was a bit stiff in that, but not nearly as bad as he was in the SW movies. This could be because he had a better director.

    A good director can drag good performances out of a bad actor. (Example, Barry Lyndon (1975)) A bad director can drag bad performance out of nearly anyone.

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  26. Re:Already decided by courts - No, he can't. by timothyf · · Score: 2

    Standard disclaimer, I am not a lawyer, etc.

    CleanFlicks edited the movies and sold the edited copies, which was illegal. ClearPlay does something closer to what we're describing (use special DVD player that you can upload a description of an edited movie to, and have the player apply the edits to an unmodified movie), and it's survived the lawsuits brought against it. Even then, posting a description of the edits is not illegal if it contains no copyrighted material from the original movie, which should be possible.

  27. Re:Already decided by courts - No, he can't. by 1u3hr · · Score: 2

    There's already been a court case about this, and the company which was doing it lost. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CleanFlicks

    If you RTFA, they were actually making the edit and supplying the edited version. So completely different to a bare edit list.