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DOJ Asks Court To Keep Secret Google / NSA Partnership

SonicSpike writes "The Justice Department is defending the government's refusal to discuss — or even acknowledge the existence of — any cooperative research and development agreement between Google and the National Security Agency. The Washington based advocacy group Electronic Privacy Information Center sued in federal district court here to obtain documents about any such agreement between the Internet search giant and the security agency. The NSA responded to the suit with a so-called 'Glomar' response in which the agency said it could neither confirm nor deny whether any responsive records exist. U.S. District Judge Richard Leon in Washington sided with the government last July."

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  1. China issues similar statement by elrous0 · · Score: 5, Funny

    China can neither confirm or deny that the U.S. contracting out almost all its intelligence work now to third-party private contractors like Google, Stratfor, etc. makes it a lot easier to steal classified intelligence and code from you dumb yankees.

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    1. Re:China issues similar statement by synapse7 · · Score: 5, Funny

      No way, I believe Googles security would be substantially better than any government system, right?

    2. Re:China issues similar statement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not even a logical statement. Why would China want to keep this knowledge clandestine when the country has nothing to gain from "hiding" well known information?
      Secondly, what's with the bigotry?

    3. Re:China issues similar statement by NatasRevol · · Score: 5, Funny

      That's not what you said in your last email...

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    4. Re:China issues similar statement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      Google has been hacked several times. Last time it happened in 2010 as a company-wide hack. Chrome is also hacked daily. Hell, it was the first browser to fall in this years pwn2own. Google is bad with security. Really bad. I guess that comes with the NSA package.

    5. Re:China issues similar statement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      It was the first to fall in pwn2own because it was the first one they told them to try cracking.

    6. Re:China issues similar statement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Google is bad with security. Really bad.

      But can Google moonwalk?

    7. Re:China issues similar statement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whoooooosh

    8. Re:China issues similar statement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obligitory ELER comic:
      http://geekz.co.uk/lovesraymond/archive/gmail-behind-the-scenes-deleted-scenes

    9. Re:China issues similar statement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you are confusing bigotry with nationalism.

    10. Re:China issues similar statement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe you should learn to do research so you can answer your own questions rather than throwing them into an echo chamber where anyone can give you any answer but the right one?

  2. Who really cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Since NSA took over Facebook all of the data they need is on there.

    1. Re:Who really cares? by stevegee58 · · Score: 1

      You're right. Now you can return to your current WoW session in your mom's basement.

    2. Re:Who really cares? by gx5000 · · Score: 1

      Not a basement, But an office in our own homes. Gogo Boomers V2 !

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    3. Re:Who really cares? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Wrong agency. The CIA has ties to Facebook, the NSA has ties to Google.

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    4. Re:Who really cares? by willpb · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The CIA has ties to the NSA so it doesn't matter much.

    5. Re:Who really cares? by Pope · · Score: 1

      Typical government inefficiency!

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    6. Re:Who really cares? by Metabolife · · Score: 1

      And the FBI has ties to Microsoft. Competition is a good thing!

    7. Re:Who really cares? by Dogbertius · · Score: 4, Funny

      That is correct sir!

      http://www.theonion.com/video/cias-facebook-program-dramatically-cut-agencys-cos,19753/

      The Facebook program was FOUNDED by the CIA. Sheesh!!!

    8. Re:Who really cares? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2

      Talk to someone who works for either about inter-service rivalry sometime...

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    9. Re:Who really cares? by cpu6502 · · Score: 1

      >>>The CIA has ties to Facebook, the NSA has ties to Google.

      So Alex Jones was actually correct when he said facebook and google were working with the government? Every time I heard him say that I was like, "Yeah sure alex." Wow. That blows my mind.

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    10. Re:Who really cares? by travisco_nabisco · · Score: 2

      I always thought it was the DOJ that had ties to Microsoft.

    11. Re:Who really cares? by The+Moof · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The thing with Alex Jones is he usually does have some kind of facts to back up his initial points. It's when he makes enormous leaps in (*ahem*) "logic" that he loses credibility in a hurry.

      My friends and I have a running joke that Alex Jones is, in fact, a government plant to derail things by taking a real "conspiracy theory" and going crazy with it. The final conclusion he reaches is so out there that no one would believe the original theory in the first place.

    12. Re:Who really cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It makes sense. CIA collates information about people and Facebook has such resources. Alternatively, NSA analyzes massive amounts of data to detect patterns, which is similar to Google technology.

    13. Re:Who really cares? by Desler · · Score: 2

      You do know that the FBI is part of the DoJ right?

    14. Re:Who really cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My friends and I have a running joke that Alex Jones is, in fact, a government plant to derail things by taking a real "conspiracy theory" and going crazy with it. The final conclusion he reaches is so out there that no one would believe the original theory in the first place.

      Dude, that's so interesting you said that... I used to follow some of Alex Jones' material. But I got the same impression that his finatical and over the top performances were just that...Performances. I'm inclined to agree with you and your friends, which is why I stopped paying attention to him. Though, he does report a lot of truths, so I do weigh in with his current ravings from time to time.

      By the way, anyone here catch him playing his "crazy conspiracy theorist" character in the movie "A Scanner Darkly"?

    15. Re:Who really cares? by Rockoon · · Score: 2

      I believe the rivalry is between the CIA and the FBI .. and both of them are afraid of the NSA.

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    16. Re:Who really cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's why the DHS exists. It will sort out rivalry issues where the organizations don't even know what their job description is. Without the DHS the CIA and NSA people might be end up selling lemon juice and cookies around the Constitution Garden's Pond competitively, while the FBI tries to keep out the competition from those terrifying lesbian Girl Scouts.

    17. Re:Who really cares? by Anthony+Mouse · · Score: 5, Insightful

      So Alex Jones was actually correct when he said facebook and google were working with the government? Every time I heard him say that I was like, "Yeah sure alex." Wow. That blows my mind.

      You're assuming it's true. Look closely at what happened: The NSA "could neither confirm nor deny" anything -- which is what they always say about everything. It's the stock spy agency answer to everything, because any alternative is an information leak. They can't even deny the rumors that are totally false. Because if false rumors get denied and true rumors all get "refuse to confirm" then you can obviously tell when a rumor is true. So instead, whether it's true or false, they always refuse to confirm or deny everything.

      And then you throw in things like the spy agencies having developed some of the satellite technology which is used for Google Earth and you've got a bunch of conspiracy theorists running around speculating about nonsense.

    18. Re:Who really cares? by hairyfeet · · Score: 2

      And you can return to sticking your head in the sand and going "la la la, america is great, la la la" while ignoring the mercs, rendition rides, waterboarding, false flags like fast & furious,Americans executed without trial, hell just the stuff they've already flat footed admitted to SHOULD have had men shot for treason, yet not only does that not happen but the three letter agencies have bigger budgets than ever. I would also point out that the NSA has been pushing ideas like carnivore for years and the current trend in government is to hire third parties as they can get around those pesky legality issues that having the government do the dirty work directly cause.

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    19. Re:Who really cares? by Johnny+O · · Score: 1

      Roswell!!!! Roswell!!!!

      ITS ALL TRUE!

    20. Re:Who really cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Technically google is tied to both the CIA and NSA:

      As per https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Google_Earth, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In-Q-Tel

      Google Earth is a virtual globe, map and geographical information program that was originally called EarthViewer 3D, and was created by Keyhole, Inc, a Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) funded company acquired by Google in 2004 (see In-Q-Tel). It maps the Earth by the superimposition of images obtained from satellite imagery, aerial photography and GIS 3D globe.

      The CIA actually owned stock in Google for a while because of the Keyhole acquisition.

    21. Re:Who really cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know, I looked it up on Google!

  3. well, duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

    The fact that Google still exists is confirmation that they comply with whatever the NSA asks of them.

    The next question to be asked is, "Would the NSA benefit from privileged access to Google's data?" If the answer is yes, then it can be assumed that it has access.

    Following this, the only thing an individual doing X has to ask is: "Do I want the government to know about X?" If you don't, you hide X from Google.

    The alternative ideological approach is to ask whether the spirit and letter of US law allow any particular relationship between the NSA and Google. This is important in the long run for when we consider moving to a transparent government - perhaps one predating the C20 security services and their privileged position wrt/ information.

    1. Re:well, duh by Yvan256 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "Do I want the government to know about X?" If you don't, you hide X from Google.

      "Do I want the government to know about X?" If you don't, never post anything about X on the Internet and don't tell about X to anyone because they post stuff on the Internet.

      FTFY.

    2. Re:well, duh by Eponymous+Coward · · Score: 2

      I'm not too worried about Google. IMHO, if there is somebody out there to worry about, it's your ISP. They have a much better idea of what it is that you do on the internet and they have a well established history of doing whatever the government asks them to do. Thankfully TLS is quickly becoming the normal way of connecting to sites, so this does quite a bit to shield you from the prying eyes of your ISP.

    3. Re:well, duh by Oxford_Comma_Lover · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Not really. The NSA has a lot of power to blackmail, and we know that they have no scruples about violating the Constitution left and right, but there's a non-subtle difference between violating the Fourth Amendment and destroying a company.

      So even assuming there is data big enough and black enough to destroy Google out there--not a point I'd concede--even then, I'd be hesitant to say the NSA is destroying them or would destroy them absent actual evidence. Frankly, if they got caught taking down a multibillion dollar American company, they would face a real risk of being defunded or decapitated (i.e. leadership replacement). Congress listens to multibillion dollar companies.

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    4. Re:well, duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Why must geeks see everything in binary? If you are doing something which involves communication with other people, they have to know at least something about what you're doing. If you choose the Internet to communicate, then it stands to reason that you will not use a centralised service the primary business of which is datamining (for advertisers).

      You could assume our benevolent masters have all the resources to record every single packet to and from everywhere, and decrypt a good deal of what we consider to be strong. But this requires a much greater leap than simply assuming one government intelligence agency has full read privileges to Google's (or Yahoo's, or Microsoft's...) activity databases.

    5. Re:well, duh by poetmatt · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Actually, you can replace google with any large technology company - not just microsoft or apple, and the issue is the same.
      Don't forget: Cisco, Riverbed, any MPLS complaint devices, any internet-facing devices, DNS, ISPs, TIVO, etc.

      The list is way, way, way bigger than Google. Not a good thing but something worth highlighting.

    6. Re:well, duh by demachina · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The problem is if you want to know something about X one thing you do these days is a Google search about X, followed by clicking on links in the results. If you are afraid Google is tracking your search queries maybe you will use DuckDuckGo or go to some other website. Whatever, when you get to the web site on X there is a fair chance the web site will have embedded in it HTTP connections to doubleclick.net, google-analytics.com, googlesyndication.com, googleadservices.com or the Google API like apis.google.com/js/plusone.js.

      You don't actually need to post anything about X, or tell anyone about X, you just need to leave bread crumbs scattered about the Internet showing you have interest in X, and Google will know.

      All the bread crumbs Google tracks would, no doubt, be extremely interesting to any intelligence agency.

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    7. Re:well, duh by Americano · · Score: 5, Insightful

      In fairness to Google and the NSA, it's possible for them to be involved on projects together that *don't* involve assembly of a complete dossier of every citizen alive today, with realtime updates.

      There are lots of people around the world - many of whom even live outside the US! - who might view Google's systems as an attractive (and critical) piece of infrastructure that would be valuable to penetrate; the NSA is tasked with monitoring and collecting foreign signal intelligence and other communications... it's entirely possible that their collaboration involves detecting, monitoring, and responding to foreign threats, even the establishment and monitoring of honeypots and the like, the existence of which would be confirmed by documents detailing the relationship. This would serve to tip off the organizations trying to penetrate Google's systems, and they could adapt and circumvent the monitoring Google & the NSA have put in place. Being able to monitor these penetration attempts lets the NSA collect data on the methods & capabilities of other intelligence agencies.

      There ARE possibilities that don't require careful application of tin foil to your cranium. Doesn't mean you shouldn't be prudent with the use of Google's services, but a collaboration between Google and the NSA *need not* be solely for evil purposes.

    8. Re:well, duh by kruhft · · Score: 3, Insightful

      TLS does nothing to prevent your ISP from knowing which sites your are going to, only the data you are sending and receiving from them.

    9. Re:well, duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why inspect all the packets when you can inspect all the websites?
      If I had to guess, Google is running some sort of analytics with NSA supplied keywords and reporting the results, including private email.
      Hey, they've got a copy of the internet, why not look at it closley?

    10. Re:well, duh by geekmux · · Score: 2

      ...There ARE possibilities that don't require careful application of tin foil to your cranium. Doesn't mean you shouldn't be prudent with the use of Google's services, but a collaboration between Google and the NSA *need not* be solely for evil purposes.

      Yes, you're absolutely right. Too bad the only response to try and confirm "do no evil" from either party is "we cannot confirm or deny", so I guess we'll just have to open up the history books and start making some (likely accurate) assumptions...

    11. Re:well, duh by Americano · · Score: 1

      And that's fine, and perfectly reasonable - but if you're truly making assumptions based on past performance, make sure you take note of the number of times that the NSA and other intel agencies have legitimately acted in America's security interests and "done the right thing" - not just the "Top 50 worst moments in American intelligence agency history, which prove they're all inherently, irredeemably evil because assuming that fits neatly with my biases."

    12. Re:well, duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NSA= National Security Agency.

      I am sure the project has nothing to do with the farming and arranging into complete portfolios on every single person who posts on the Internet.
      And you seriously believe the NSA is all that interested in protecting Google information systems? This is the Government you are talking about, they barely can wipe thier own ass without having the balls to admit wrong doing.

      Seriously, you are either niave or you work for the NSA.

    13. Re:well, duh by Que914 · · Score: 1

      Sounds good in theory, but domestic counter-terrorism efforts falls under the FBI's jurisdiction, not the NSA's.

    14. Re:well, duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Congress is multibillion dollar companies.

      FTFY.

    15. Re:well, duh by Larryish · · Score: 1

      1. Virtualbox container - Debian Privoxy/TOR server

      2. Virtualbox container - DSL LiveCD set to use Debian TOR server

      3. ???

      4. Anonymity

    16. Re:well, duh by Americano · · Score: 1

      Good thing Google operates many overseas & international businesses. Also, good thing that the Information Assurance Directorate (IAD), which is one half of the NSA, is tasked with protecting the information systems owned by the US government.

    17. Re:well, duh by datsa · · Score: 1

      What if "X" is simply showing up to a friend's party? These days, I ask my friends not to tag me on Facebook when they take pictures of me at parties.

    18. Re:well, duh by datsa · · Score: 1

      there is a fair chance the web site will have embedded in it HTTP connections to doubleclick.net, google-analytics.com

      *cough* Slashdot *cough*

    19. Re:well, duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      we know that they have no scruples about violating the Constitution left and right

      We do? How do we know this exactly?

    20. Re:well, duh by arose · · Score: 2

      Case in point: strengthening DES. It's pretty clear that the NSA doesn't care if they are viewed with suspicion.

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    21. Re:well, duh by Americano · · Score: 1

      And you seriously believe the NSA is all that interested in protecting Google information systems?

      I seriously believe that the NSA is downright giddy to be able to use data about and monitoring of attacks on Google's information systems from foreign sources to learn about the capabilities and methods of foreign intelligence agencies and non-governmental organizations who might be interested in gaining access to Google for illegal or unethical purposes.

      I also seriously believe that Google's systems are increasingly used by an increasing number of government agencies, which makes their security very relevant to the agency tasked with securing the US government's information systems.

      Seriously, I'm neither naive, nor do I work for the NSA. Seriously.

      Also seriously, what sort of fucked-up metaphor is "can barely wipe their own ass without having the balls to admit wrong doing?" I'm struggling to parse that statement in a way that makes sense, and all I'm left with is a headache. I seriously believe that your tinfoil hat might contain lead, and is causing you irreversible brain damage. You should probably seek medical help.

    22. Re:well, duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The NoScript extension for Firefox will keep those imbedded links from loading, you have to approve everything before it loads so it can be a hassle for some people, but it seems to work pretty well.

    23. Re:well, duh by Omestes · · Score: 1

      What if "X" is simply showing up to a friend's party? These days, I ask my friends not to tag me on Facebook when they take pictures of me at parties.

      I think I'm on the verge of not caring anymore. A couple weeks ago I got curious about what happened to a childhood friend whom I haven't seen for over 20 years. So I Googled him. I now know where he lives, where he works, how much his house is worth and when he bought it, the year/make of his car, his marriage date, his wife's maiden name and family try (and income, professions, etc...)... This is all with perhaps 15 minutes of idle Googling, and I quit after that because this started feeling creepy (with more work I could have found his criminal records, magazine subscriptions, and income). All this from just wanting to confirm that his Facebook profile was actually his. Imagine if I REALLY wanted to dig down, or had the resources of even a medium sized corporation (much less the Government).

      Curious, I did an even more invasive search on myself... And while a lot of it is inaccurate (my house of two years is still for sale? My biological mother is my stepmother? I make a hell of a lot more money than I actually make.), it still is a bit eye opening. I'm planning on filing a FOIA request on myself soon, just to see what the gov't admits to knowing...

      Privacy is dead. Dead an buried. Should I really care about saving its remnants any more? Most of my information is completely banal. Go dig through my Facebook page, and decades of accumulated online droppings, what will you find? I'm in my 30's. I love video games, books, horror movies, bourbon and craft beers. I spend money on computer components. I am generally politically liberal, but associate with Libertarian circles. I went to college, I majored in philosophy and psychology. I am into amateur, photography, and have occasionally tried my hand at both writing and art. Occasionally I go on a vacation, generally to somewhere in California, and if not generally somewhere on the West Coast or Desert Southwest. Digging deeper: I sowed wild oats in my late teens and early twenties, and have one or two very minor misdemeanor offenses from that time (both harmless and victim-less). I give money to both the ACLU and EFF, and used to give money to environmental causes in the past. Etc...

      None of this harms me. Most of it bores even me. And if I had real secrets I would care about them. But, if I had real secrets they wouldn't be posted on the internet, nor would I share them on Facebook. I would fund them with CASH, and use fake names and such as much as possible. I, like in the pre-internet days, tell no one, or limit disclosure to a small circle of trust.

      The internet is a small town. Everyone knows more about you than you would like.

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    24. Re:well, duh by Local+ID10T · · Score: 1

      The fact that Google still exists is confirmation that they comply with whatever the NSA asks of them.

      ergo

      The fact that you still exist is confirmation that you comply with whatever the NSA asks of you.

      OMG RUN!

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    25. Re:well, duh by gtall · · Score: 1

      "we know that they have no scruples about violating the Constitution left and right"

      Citations? If not, you're talking out of your ass about things you want to believe are true.

    26. Re:well, duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Two people can keep a sercret....

      If one of them is dead.

    27. Re:well, duh by demachina · · Score: 1

      99.9% of people DONT use TOR, a VM, or even a blocker in their browser. The NSA may not even be looking for a well trained "terrorist" or a "spy".

      They can just mine a vast treasure trove of information on what most of the people on the planet are interested in by looking at all the data Google and Facebook are accumulating. I wouldn't be surprised if you could use the data to fairly accurately predict which countries are ripe for or on the virge of a revolution just by looking at the X's its people are interested in.

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    28. Re:well, duh by cffrost · · Score: 1

      TLS does nothing to prevent your ISP from knowing which sites your are going to, only the data you are sending and receiving from them.

      That's why I use EFF's HTTPS Everywhere . Neither my ISP, nor any other entity between my machine and destination address, have a legitimate need to examine the contents of my traffic. I'm astounded by the number of users here that don't prefer secure connections, as evidenced by number of http links to sites that support https.

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    29. Re:well, duh by kruhft · · Score: 1

      Not that there's anything wrong with your comment, but I was pointing out that ISPs will still know which sites you are visiting (by IP address). This is a well known problem in secure communications; they know who you are talking to even though they don't know what you have said. And with the current belief of guilt by association, that will still be a problem.

      Think 'dissidents read slashdot'.

    30. Re:well, duh by cffrost · · Score: 1

      Not that there's anything wrong with your comment, but I was pointing out that ISPs will still know which sites you are visiting (by IP address). This is a well known problem in secure communications; they know who you are talking to even though they don't know what you have said. And with the current belief of guilt by association, that will still be a problem.

      Think 'dissidents read slashdot'.

      I know; I know they know the IP your client's requesting, I just wanted to point out the availability and benefit EFF's plugin provides. Certainly, it's preferable to leak only your 4-byte destination IPs to Eve (and Mallory), as opposed to leaking destination IPs, plus kBs-GBs of cleartext payload data transferred to/from said IP. Using HTTPS will still allow Eve to know the site you're communicating with, but not the individual, nor the topic of discussion, without using techniques that are more costly in terms of time, money, effort, risk, reliability, etc.

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    31. Re:well, duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      " Frankly, if they got caught taking down a multibillion dollar American company, they would face a real risk of being defunded or decapitated (i.e. leadership replacement)."

          Nonsense. J. Edgar Hoover stayed in power for decades because of all the information that he had compiled on politicians, up to, and including, Presidents. What the NSA probably has on each past, present, and future politician is orders of magnitude greater than what Hoover could only dream of.

          (But as for me, I'm not too worried. My Mom's basement has no windows, excellent insulation, and my WiFi antenna is mounted on top of the periscope.)

    32. Re:well, duh by Oxford_Comma_Lover · · Score: 1

      Not really. Citations just show to you that I am not doing so; that doesn't mean I am doing so.

      Google for it. For example, there was a big article in rolling stone that was well done on the wiretapping of US Citizen as part of the war on terror. To be fair, the system had been designed to carefully avoid this, so the members of NSA who *designed* it cared about rights, but then it was retasked. There are some great observations in there, however, about the what-we-can-get-away-with/lack-of-oversight mentality. And the person who responded to the problem was prosecuted, basically for being a whistleblower.

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    33. Re:well, duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. Enable whitelist on all 3rd-party content using RequestPolicy for Firefox.
      2. Do not whitelist tracking-only URLs.
      3. Profit!

      Why bother with tor, LiveCDs etc?

  4. NSA uses Glomar! by RivenAleem · · Score: 1

    It's super effective!

    1. Re:NSA uses Glomar! by gnick · · Score: 2

      Actually it is... When you ask a question like this, it just publicizes suspicion. I think it's likely that there's a relationship there, but if you asked the NSA, something preposterous like "Is gnick collaborating with you to collect information about slashdot users?" Their response would be identical to this one.

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    2. Re:NSA uses Glomar! by RivenAleem · · Score: 2

      Well I 'know' that, you 'know' that, everybody 'knows' that, doesn't make it true!

      BTW, ensure to put in your report that RivenAleem has not, nor ever will plot any acts of terrorism against the USA, because he's such a swell guy. And ensure you get the capital A right, people are always forgetting that.

  5. Fascism in action by dkleinsc · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "Fascism should rightly be called Corporatism, as it is the merger of corporate and government power." -Benito Mussolini

    What we currently have is corporations acting as arms of the government, and government acting as an arm of corporations, to the point where they aren't very distinguishable.

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    1. Re:Fascism in action by golfnomad · · Score: 0, Troll

      did you forget? our wonderously brilliant Supreme Court declared Corporations are *people* nothing new here, just those with all the money making the rules to suit them.....

    2. Re:Fascism in action by dkleinsc · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This has absolutely nothing to do with corporate personhood.

      Think of this another way: Say a US agency (which can legally be only the FBI) wants to intercept a US citizen's phone calls. If they do this legitimately, they have to gather evidence enough to create probable cause, get it to a judge to approve a warrant, and then go to AT&T to intercept the calls. However, if they're willing to break the rules, they can have AT&T just intercept everything and send it to them, grant AT&T immunity from being investigated for wiretapping, and keep everything classified so that nobody can actually bring the issue to court.

      They could do this whether or not AT&T had the free speech rights of a person, because this is all about doing things and *not* talking about it.

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    3. Re:Fascism in action by CRCulver · · Score: 0

      "Fascism should rightly be called Corporatism, as it is the merger of corporate and government power." -Benito Mussolini

      Besides the fact that Mussolini's use of the term "corporate" in other contexts does not refer to businesses in the sense we use it, this particular quote seems to be spurious and it's likely that he said no such thing. Please don't perpetuate false quotations.

    4. Re:Fascism in action by khallow · · Score: 3, Insightful

      declared Corporations are *people*

      No, they didn't. You merely misunderstand what corporate personhood is or why it exists. Corporate personhood exists merely to protect the rights of the people associated with that corporation.

      The Constitution frequently assigns rights or privileges to "people", for example, freedom of speech and the right against seizure of assets. So how do you protect the rights of the people who make up organizations such as limited liability corporations? The US Supreme Court chose to do so via corporate personhood. By treating corporations as people for the purpose of these above rights which refer to people, the Court delivered a simple and logical fix for this problem. They could have fixed it some other way, but they didn't.

      And as dkleinsc noted, corporate personhood has nothing to do with the problem of blurring of business and government. That would happen anyway. In fact, it probably would be worsened by the removal of the protections that organizations enjoy today. For example, in the absence of these protections, a politician could take property away from a corporation and give it to a favored crony. And then they could punish the original corporation, if any member of that company dared speak out.

    5. Re:Fascism in action by cold+fjord · · Score: 1

      "Fascism should rightly be called Corporatism, as it is the merger of corporate and government power." -Benito Mussolini

      What we currently have is corporations acting as arms of the government, and government acting as an arm of corporations, to the point where they aren't very distinguishable.

      When commentators can't distinguish between government and contractors, the problem isn't fascism, the problem is nonsense passing as insight.

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    6. Re:Fascism in action by Danathar · · Score: 2

      The only difference between the left and the right is which set of corporations they support.

    7. Re:Fascism in action by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      " For example, in the absence of these protections, a politician could take property away from a corporation and give it to a favored crony."

          It happens all the time, and is a big concern with the Keystone Pipeline:

          Eminent Domain

    8. Re:Fascism in action by khallow · · Score: 1

      It happens all the time, and is a big concern with the Keystone Pipeline:

      Eminent Domain

      It's worth noting that most states have responded to the recent adverse Supreme Court ruling with their own laws preventing the worst of the abuses of eminent domain. Both Oklahoma and Texas, the states which enclose the current set of proposed pipeline extension plans, have such laws.

      Frankly, I doubt eminent domain is needed in the sense of the developer being completely unable to procure a pathway without it. Right of ways aren't that hard to obtain and farmland is cheap.

    9. Re:Fascism in action by cffrost · · Score: 1

      The only difference between the politicians on left and the right is which set of corporations they support.

      FTFY. Sane, intelligent individuals, no matter how far left or right, recognize corporations for what they are: Unfeeling, nearly unbounded forces of nature, with their own welfare as their sole objective. The illusion of altruism that may come from a corporation is either coincidental alignment of human/corporate values, or intentional manipulation in order to separate more monetary lifeblood from the easily manipulated.

      Guys, corporations are not people, Citizens United notwithstanding. And they sure as hell aren't your pal. They're not even human, and supposing for a moment they were, they'd be the most sociopathic, morally-bankrupt, vicious apes to walk the Earth. Anyone who needs to cling emotionally to a massive hierarchical organization to feel right, please find a non-profit/charitable organization to be the object of your affection.

      My apologies for the tangent. With all the 1984 prophecies unfolding these days, this is one unexpected facet that I find particularly depressing and almost completely ignored.

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  6. No Such Agency by The+Grim+Reefer · · Score: 5, Funny

    The NSA responded to the suit with a so-called 'Glomar' response in which the agency said it could neither confirm nor deny whether any responsive records exist.

    The NSA Representative then followed up that they could neither confirm nor deny the existence of the NSA as well. The reporters counter question was, "So you're saying that there may, or may not be an arrangement between Google and an agency that may or may not exist?" To which the NSA representative simply replied, "I'm not saying anything." And then promptly morphed into a bubble which shrank out of existence over a three second period of time and vanished with a small pop.

    1. Re:No Such Agency by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The NSA Representative then followed up that they could neither confirm nor deny the existence of the NSA as well. The reporters counter question was, "So you're saying that there may, or may not be an arrangement between Google and an agency that may or may not exist?" To which the NSA representative simply replied, "I'm not saying anything." And then promptly morphed into a bubble which shrank out of existence over a three second period of time and vanished with a small pop.

      I saw a man upon a stair,
      A little man who wasn't there,
      He wasn't there again today,
      He might have been from NSA.

    2. Re:No Such Agency by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was approached about working with the NSA
      Why shouldn't I work for the N.S.A.? That's a tough one, but I'll take a shot. Say I'm working at the N.S.A. Somebody puts a code on my desk, something nobody else can break. Maybe I take a shot at it and maybe I break it. And I'm real happy with myself, 'cause I did my job well. But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East. Once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels were hiding and fifteen hundred people that I never met and that I never had no problem with get killed. Now the politicians are sayin', "Send in the marines to secure the area" 'cause they don't give a shit. It won't be their kid over there, gettin' shot. Just like it wasn't them when their number was called, 'cause they were pullin' a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some kid from Southie takin' shrapnel in the ass. And he comes home to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from. And the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job, 'cause he'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile he realizes the only reason he was over there in the first place was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price. And of course the oil companies used the skirmish over there to scare up domestic oil prices. A cute little ancillary benefit for them but it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty a gallon. They're takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back, and maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis and fuckin' play slalom with the icebergs, and it ain't too long 'til he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic. So now my buddy's out of work and he can't afford to drive, so he's walking to the fuckin' job interviews, which sucks 'cause the schrapnel in his ass is givin' him chronic hemorroids. And meanwhile he's starvin' 'cause every time he tries to get a bite to eat the only blue plate special they're servin' is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State. So what did I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. I figure, fuck it, while I'm at it, why not just shoot my buddy, take his job and give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? I could be elected president.

    3. Re:No Such Agency by The+Grim+Reefer · · Score: 1

      I was approached about working with the NSA Why shouldn't I work for the N.S.A.? That's a tough one, but I'll take a shot. Say I'm working at the N.S.A. Somebody puts a code on my desk, something nobody else can break. Maybe I take a shot at it and maybe I break it. And I'm real happy with myself, 'cause I did my job well. But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East. Once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels were hiding and fifteen hundred people that I never met and that I never had no problem with get killed. Now the politicians are sayin', "Send in the marines to secure the area" 'cause they don't give a shit. It won't be their kid over there, gettin' shot. Just like it wasn't them when their number was called, 'cause they were pullin' a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some kid from Southie takin' shrapnel in the ass. And he comes home to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from. And the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job, 'cause he'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile he realizes the only reason he was over there in the first place was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price. And of course the oil companies used the skirmish over there to scare up domestic oil prices. A cute little ancillary benefit for them but it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty a gallon. They're takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back, and maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis and fuckin' play slalom with the icebergs, and it ain't too long 'til he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic. So now my buddy's out of work and he can't afford to drive, so he's walking to the fuckin' job interviews, which sucks 'cause the schrapnel in his ass is givin' him chronic hemorroids. And meanwhile he's starvin' 'cause every time he tries to get a bite to eat the only blue plate special they're servin' is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State. So what did I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. I figure, fuck it, while I'm at it, why not just shoot my buddy, take his job and give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? I could be elected president.

      Forgot to take your meds today, eh? ;-)

    4. Re:No Such Agency by rwv · · Score: 1

      It's from Good Will Hunting with Matt Damon. The title character is explaining why he shouldn't use his intelligence to benefit the government.

    5. Re:No Such Agency by The+Grim+Reefer · · Score: 1

      It's from Good Will Hunting with Matt Damon. The title character is explaining why he shouldn't use his intelligence to benefit the government.

      I know, but it's just not as funny when it's in text. It sounds more like a lunatic rant.

  7. Not surpised by WindBourne · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Go ask for docs on NSA and MS partnership, or NSA and Apple, or NSA and Yahoo, or NSA and even Bull. You will find that many companies, even those not based here have something going on.

    Now, go ask Apple, MS and Yahoo there involvement with China. If you get an honest answer, you would be shocked and PISSED.

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    1. Re:Not surpised by phrostie · · Score: 1

      isn't Yahoo owned by a Chinese company? or did that sale not go through?

      I hadn't heard of an Apple/NSA connection, but wouldn't be surprised.

    2. Re:Not surpised by Sarten-X · · Score: 1

      The NSA's had its hand in many things, and not necessarily in bad ways.

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    3. Re:Not surpised by russotto · · Score: 2

      Ask for docs on NSA and Slashdot, or NSA and the local pizza place, or NSA and your mother, and you'll get the same non-response.

    4. Re:Not surpised by c · · Score: 1

      > Go ask for docs on NSA and MS partnership, or NSA and Apple,
      > or NSA and Yahoo, or NSA and even Bull.

      You'll probably get the same answer if you ask for docs about their relationship with Krusty Korporation or Santa Industries. I believe it's boilerplate for "Hi, we read your letter".

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    5. Re:Not surpised by zill · · Score: 1

      How is crippling DES "not bad"?

      IBM researchers independently discovered differential cryptanalysis, so it's not like NSA contributed anything.

    6. Re:Not surpised by Sarten-X · · Score: 1

      Bruce Schneier observed that "It took the academic community two decades to figure out that the NSA 'tweaks' actually improved the security of DES."

      The changing of the S-block hardened DES to a "new" form of attack, differential cryptanalysis. The NSA seems to have already been familiar with the technique, enough to be able to advise IBM on the use of better S-blocks. The use of a shorter key speeds up brute-force attacks, but the use of a strong S-block makes differential cryptanalysis much more difficult.

      It's worth noting that even with the shorter key, brute-force attacks still took until the mid-90's computing power to be practical (in public, at least).

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  8. We can neither confirm nor deny ... by realitycheckplease · · Score: 5, Informative

    Occasionally, when in the name of security, someone says "we can neither confirm nor deny x", x isn't happening (for whatever value of "happening" is appropriate to x). In this case, given the US attitude to jurisdiction the reality may be quite simple. Any data or communications processed on or passed through any system that is owned, operated, managed or otherwise controlled by any US entity or subsidiary thereof may be arbitrarily hoovered up by the NSA or other similar agencies. They will then analyse it however they wish for whatever purpose they want. This can happen regardless of what connections are known to exist between the US authorities and any individual provider. Attempting to discover the scope and extent of those connections may thus be a pointless exercise. The same thing probably happens in many other countries too.

    1. Re:We can neither confirm nor deny ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Occasionally, when in the name of security, someone says "we can neither confirm nor deny x", x isn't happening (for whatever value of "happening" is appropriate to x).

      Your decision to prefix this statement with "occasionally" means that not even you are willing to commit to its applicability in this case (namely, Google's collaboration with the NSA).

      Attempting to discover the scope and extent of those connections may thus be a pointless exercise.

      Wow. You've been so indoctrinated by the US government's policies that you've completely given up on having them tell you the truth. Google is the largest commercial data mining effort in history. In sane countries, an agency would require warrants to perform surveillance (and even then, the warrant wouldn't allow wide-scale, non-targeted surveillance). In the US, an agency like the NSA can spy on the entire nation. Since the DOJ refuses to disclose what the agency is doing, it can't be implicated for illegal wiretapping.

  9. No sex in the champagne room by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And other truisms:

    1. There's no privacy on the internet

    2. There's no privacy on the internet

    3. There's no GODDAMN PRIVACY ON THE INTERNET.

    (Hi, spooks!)

    1. Re:No sex in the champagne room by fluffythedestroyer · · Score: 1

      Well, theres PGP (or other encryption software ) and proxies so in theory there is but theres always someone with more knowledge that can beat that privacy with something else.

    2. Re:No sex in the champagne room by Americano · · Score: 3, Funny

      If he's wrong that you can't have privacy on the internet... does that mean he's wrong about sex in the champagne room?

      Because I swear, that stripper was TOTALLY digging me... she even asked to see me again at the club sometime!

  10. Of course they're talking by teebowdada · · Score: 1

    If I could borrow from Mr Rubin, there's no "firewall" between Google and the NSA.

  11. Wouldn't it be clever if... by FellowConspirator · · Score: 2

    Google and Facebook were just NSA and CIA fronts. The best part would be that they have an almost self-sustaining business model so the cost of running it is defrayed. People get cheap software, and the government gets cheap information on the users plus surveillance and tracking devices in every pocket...

    1. Re:Wouldn't it be clever if... by fast+turtle · · Score: 2

      Thank you for the morning laugh.

      In all seriousness, I would be suprised if the various inteligence agencies are not using Facebook, G+, MySpace and other social networks to track potential criminals. The only problem is the signal to noise ratio and you are correct that both Google and Facebook are self supporting, thus there's no money trail from the government showing. So they throw a few bits of code at them. Hell the NSA threw SELinux at us along with published those pesky docs about securing Windows and *Nix boxes. Now if only MS, Apple and Linux would actually read and understand them.

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    2. Re:Wouldn't it be clever if... by muckracer · · Score: 1

      > Google and Facebook were just NSA and CIA fronts.

      Well, it was nice knowing you, man! Such a bright future ahead of you and now all for nothin'. Because you couldn't keep your mouth shut! :-/

    3. Re:Wouldn't it be clever if... by datsa · · Score: 1

      It seems that most Facebook and Google users can't keep their mouths shut.

  12. Re:X by Phrogman · · Score: 4, Funny

    The first rule about X is never talk about X :)

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  13. Wait, I know what that is! by tinkerton · · Score: 0

    Don't be evil ...without cause.

  14. In Other Words... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    EPIC FAIL!

  15. Secret? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Not so secret now, is it?

  16. Re:X by Yvan256 · · Score: 2

    X? What X? There is no X.

  17. not an either/or, though, is it? by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 4, Interesting

    quote:

    EPIC said its records request does not seek documents about NSA's role to secure government computer networks. "Google provides cloud-based services to consumers, not critical infrastructure services to the government," Rotenberg said.

    once google 'grew up' and got cozy with the government, I don't think there's any going back. they are *both* for the consumer (if you think that way) and now they are also a source of info feed for the government agencies.

    I don't think google set out to do this, when they were a 1000 person company or less; but at their huge successful size and power, now, I don't see how you can exist and not be forced to 'play ball' when ask^Htold to by those who really run things.

    with all the data google has, do you really think the gov would sit back and not ask for a fiber tap and a cut of the action, so to speak? come on.

    only some of the googlers would be able to deal with this, and it ruins the whole 'do no evil' sunshine and ponies bullshit game they play. whatever ties there are, it won't be confirmable or made public. not even from inside the normal rank and file. but the same as any large powerful company that has things the government wants.

    its always been this way, though. don't be shocked. companies and governments are powerful entities and from time to time, they 'have lunch' together.

    "its all part of the plan" ;)

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  18. Now that's some good editing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Refused to comment" == "keep secret Google/NSA partnership"

  19. Obama administration by kimvette · · Score: 0

    So much for Obama's promise of government transparency.

    Romney will be no better either. Too bad it isn't practical to pull a Monty Brewster and check "None of the above." I want to write in Ron Paul, but he hasn't a chance of getting elected. He just isn't marketable enough for the drooling masses. :-(

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    1. Re:Obama administration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obama tells everybody what he thinks they want to hear. People want transparency in government? Campaign on it! etc.

      I'm not going to vote anymore.

    2. Re:Obama administration by anagama · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Voting Ron Paul, or any member of any third party you like, IS voting none of the above. It would not take a majority of voters doing such a thing, to get the parties to notice that swath of potential swing voters isn't buying the current political narrative, and then cater to those voters by changing the narrative. But because everyone is so concerned about picking a winner, we ensure that we only get losers in office.

      Voting isn't a bet like picking a horse in a race -- unless you're donating millions to candidates you aren't going to get anything from being in a winning politician's camp except for the feeling that your candidate won. But when that candidate turns around and screws you, what is that winning feeling really worth? Nothing, and worse, you gave up your chance to actually vote for change -- the change that comes when politicians realize that people aren't sucking up their BS like they used to and that sticking with the status quo can cost an election. For the average American, this represents a much bigger win than the temporary happiness of being on a winning team, but in order to win the war, you have to be willing to lose some battles along the way to prove the point.

      Here's a list of third parties. Pick one that reflects your values and vote with pride:
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_political_parties_in_the_United_States

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    3. Re:Obama administration by Noxal · · Score: 0

      Ron Paul? Really? An anti-choice ("pro-life") opponent of church state separation that supports the "rights" of states to discriminate against its residents?

    4. Re:Obama administration by anagama · · Score: 1

      Obama tells everybody what he thinks they want to hear. People want transparency in government? Campaign on it! etc.

      I'm not going to vote anymore.

      That's the wrong response -- acquiescence is acceptance. Be a third party voter and join those willing to tell the government it doesn't represent them AND that you're willing to put your beliefs where your vote is. Cost a lesser-evil-candidate an election or two, and just maybe, we'll start getting some candidates of a greater-good type. Worst case scenario is that it doesn't do any good, but there is no question that choosing to not vote will do no good.

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    5. Re:Obama administration by doston · · Score: 1

      So much for Obama's promise of government transparency.

      Romney will be no better either. Too bad it isn't practical to pull a Monty Brewster and check "None of the above." I want to write in Ron Paul, but he hasn't a chance of getting elected. He just isn't marketable enough for the drooling masses. :-(

      Not marketable enough? You mean not desireable enough for the corporations who market the likes of Larry King to the drooling masses, to market him, because if he was, they'd be able to market Paul. The media in the US could get a literal monkey elected, if it was pro corporate enough. And by now it's hardly the drooling masses. To quote "How to get ahead in advertising" on marketing and the PR industry...."...if you breathe, it works on you...".

    6. Re:Obama administration by offerk · · Score: 1, Troll

      I want to write in Ron Paul, but he hasn't a chance of getting elected. He just isn't marketable enough for the drooling masses. :-(

      Ron Paul Newsletters Controversy.
      Really? This is a man you would endorse for president? I think /. is for sci/tech not politics usually, but since you brought it up - how can you support someone who would, say, refuse to hire you because of your skin color, instead of your skills? Shouldn't we tech people be better than that?

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    7. Re:Obama administration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Very well said.

  20. Re:X by Noughmad · · Score: 4, Funny

    And you tell me this now after I've spent all my school years finding it?

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  21. Re:We can neither (not) deny ... by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

    Generally this response has the informal meaning of Confirming something, but it avoids perjury.

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  22. Re:X by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't you worry about Planet Express. Let me worry about X.

  23. Re:I bought an iPad! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    neither does steve job's rectum, but that's never stopped an apple fan.

  24. Re:I bought an iPad! by MisterMidi · · Score: 3, Insightful

    So basically you're saying that girls with iPhones are sluts? Good to know :-)

  25. Huh? by Troyusrex · · Score: 1

    I'm surprised that so many people are taking NSA's "neither confirm nor deny" as proof of Google's guilt. Ask them if they had a ham sandwich for lunch and they'll give you that response. It is the STANDARD response and means absolutely nothing. It wouldn't surprise me a bit if they were or were not working with the NSA but the NSA's statement gives no information as to wether they are or not.

    1. Re:Huh? by cpghost · · Score: 1

      Actually, the standard answer of "neither confirm nor deny" is the output of a some super-secret encryption algorithm they developed... If only we could decrypt it, we would obtain the desired answer to all questions about Life, the Universe, and Everything.

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  26. Trust US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you trust the US government, you must trust Google too.

    The US Government led by great Americans like Barack Obama can do no evil, therefore Google can do no evil.

    Therefore this is a non story.

    QED

  27. Re:I bought an iPad! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The article failed to mention that the sexual relationships were almost always homosexual.

  28. I told you all before Google is Evil! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I urge all of you to dump your Google accounts. I killed my google music account and I am in the process of moving my mail server off of Google Apps. I also deleted all my Google friends and posts, all my Facebook friends, posts, and pictures. Why? Because you don't get something for nothing. Facebook and Google have a relationship with the NSA. As I'm getting older I value my privacy more and more

  29. baidu.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At least you know baidu is not in cahoots with NSA wankers.

  30. Re:I bought an iPad! by LVSlushdat · · Score: 1

    Here's a bit of a warning, mate: girls dig guys who use Apple gear.

    Apple = cool user.
    Microsoft = corporate user.
    Linux user = nerd loser*.

    * this comment is not aimed at unix on servers.

    Then I am proud to be a nerd loser (Ubuntu 10.04 on both desktop and laptop).. Being 61 and happily married for 26 years
    I'm not gonna worry about "the girls not digging me" cuz I don't use rotten apple gear..

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  31. Re:We can neither (not) deny ... by Dhalka226 · · Score: 1

    It sometimes confirms something, but only if the person (or agency in this case) accidentally confirming it isn't particularly clever.

    Monday: "Did you steal my sandwich?" "Of course not!"
    Tuesday: "Did you steal my sandwich?" "Of course not!"
    Wednesday: "Did you steal my sandwich?" "I can neither confirm nor deny whether or not I may have stolen your sandwich."

    That doesn't work. If you want "I can't confirm or deny" to work you have to use it consistently.

    In this case it's a one-time allegation about something EPIC has little or no proof even exists. Can "give me all your secret information NOW!" be responded to with anything other than "I'm not even going to tell you if I have secret information much less give any of it to you?"

  32. Re:I bought an iPad! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sure that mounting Moby Dick...er.... your wife is great....fun?

  33. Re:We can neither (not) deny ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That doesn't work. If you want "I can't confirm or deny" to work you have to use it consistently.

    The US government has been doing this "we can't confirm or deny" bullshit for 100 years. It's what happens when a country is run by lawyers. It's not rocket science, very easy (by far, it's the response that requires the least amount of effort) and they're very consistent.

  34. Re:X by thestudio_bob · · Score: 2

    The first rule about X is never talk about X :)

    Y

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  35. Ooh! Let's quote more Mussolini! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Really? Mussolini? You're going to cherry-pick quotes from him?

    Well, allow me to do so as well:

    "The truth is that men are tired of liberty."

    "Socialism is a fraud, a comedy, a phantom, a blackmail."

    "All within the state, nothing outside the state, nothing against the state."

  36. Misread as NASA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's just say I'm disappoint.

  37. Re:X by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    E actly

  38. Re:X by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He was in both films.

  39. It's OK.... by t4ng* · · Score: 1

    They are just wasting it anyway!

  40. nlp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i would think the nsa would be more interested in google's nlp capabilities than in the particular data they have. i dont think the nsa has any problem acquiring data, but they do have a problem extracting meaningful information from the huge volumes of data that they have access to. processing large volumes of data and extracting meaningful information in an automated fashion google's real value. this is why it didnt surprise me when google bought usenet and started offering attractive, free email since this just gives them access to tons of communication that they can use to refine their nlp capabilites.

  41. Re:I bought an iPad! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    It takes a mobile supercomputer to manage all those relationships.

  42. One telltale by ThatsNotPudding · · Score: 1

    What we currently have is corporations acting as arms of the government, and government acting as an arm of corporations, to the point where they aren't very distinguishable.

    The one obvious telltale is the size of the Golden Parachute.

    1. Re:One telltale by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      You missed one other one, the size of the golden shower on the citizens, although that might be difficult to use as a gauge now.

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  43. Some wise man once said .... by PPH · · Score: 1

    ... never claim innocence. Always plead guilty to a lesser offense.

    NSA: "Why yes. We have been working with Google to secure their IT infrastructure and protect their user's data."
    Or: "We have been working with them on techniques applicable for mining large quantities of data."

    It could even be correct, although an incomplete explanation. But it will satisfy most people's curiosity and explain the presence of NSA personnel on Google property. For the tin foil hat crowd, there is nothing anyone could say to allay their suspicion.

    If I have a safe in my house, and people suspect that fact, I'll place a cheap locked box where its relatively easy to find, with a few hundred dollars in it. That'll satisfy most stupid burglars and keep them from looking for the real deal.

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  44. Re:I bought an iPad! by BlueStrat · · Score: 1

    neither does steve job's rectum, but that's never stopped an apple fan.

    Rectum!?!? Damned near killed 'em!!!

    Oh, wait...

    (Sorry, couldn't resist.)

    Strat

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  45. FYI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The fact that DOJ came out with such a statement makes me think they are playing a blowfish (Trying to make themselves look bigger and tougher than they really are).

    It would not surprise me though. Except Google would become a primary target for Freedom advocates.

  46. Re:I bought an iPad! by gmhowell · · Score: 1

    I'm sure that mounting Moby Dick...er.... your wife is great....fun?

    I haven't had a complaint about her yet.

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  47. Nonsense. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is no need to protect the free speech rights of people who are involved in corporations, or other legal entities, by granting those organizations these rights.

    The individual people still have their individual free speech rights (in other words there was nothing broken to fix), granting such rights to corporations is just an end-around to give rich people and unions another way to corrupt politicians.

    1. Re:Nonsense. by khallow · · Score: 1

      There is no need to protect the free speech rights of people who are involved in corporations, or other legal entities, by granting those organizations these rights.

      History has shown differently. Corporate personhood evolved as a response to government abuse of power (incidentally, McCain-Feingold was unconstitutional in at least two ways, it's selective free speech restrictions on corporations are only one of those ways). Corporate personhood isn't needed in itself, but something is needed.

      As to your assertions that corporate personhood only exists for the rich and unions, it's worth noting that the same legal infrastructure prevents a hostile government in most of the developed world from seizing assets of NGOs, such as Greenpeace, Wikileaks, or Amnesty International, that conduct actions or speech which the government finds threatening.

  48. Re:We can neither (not) deny ... by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

    Nice effort, but it's still not quite the way it all shakes out. The way you prove it is use their own new laws/proto-laws against them. (Enforcement is a problem, but that's the next problem.)

    "We can neither confirm or deny that we have secret info".
    "Sudo you stole an iPad and downloaded a Journey album and violated a patent on a method of being a weasel. Now give us your secret info."
    "Okay, here's our info!"

    It's a government agency. Of course they have Non-Zero info about *everything*.

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