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Ask Slashdot: How To Give IT Presentations That Aren't Boring?

Dmitri Baughman writes "I'm the IT guy at a small software development company of about 100 employees. Everyone is technically inclined, with disciplines in development, QA, and PM areas. As part of a monthly knowledge-sharing meeting, I've been asked to give a 30-minute presentation about our computing and networking infrastructure. I manage a pretty typical environment, so I'm not sure how to present the information in a fun and engaging way. I think network diagrams and bandwidth usage charts would make anyone's eyes glaze over! Any ideas for holding everyone's interest?"

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  1. Bring pizza. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Pizza automatically makes any meeting fun.

    1. Re:Bring pizza. by Barbara,+not+Barbie · · Score: 2

      Tim Horton's "Always Fresh" is a lie, and has been documented to be a lie in court. The only problem is, it's legal to lie when "it's marketing." citation 1

      The cost of purchasing a frozen doughnut from Maidstone, which flash-freezes them using the âoepar-bakeâ method, is approximately double what it would cost franchisees to bake them from scratch on-site, according to court documents. Jollymore says this process ate into profit margins so much that he and his wife (both franchise owners) were forced to âoeeliminate or reduce free product donations to charities, school fundraisers and community events.â

      Tim Hortons co-founder Ron Joyce admitted the famous donuts ainâ(TM)t what they used to be. When the frozen method was introduced after he stepped down, he said, âoeIâ(TM)ve tried them, and theyâ(TM)re certainly not the same.â One franchise owner who backs the lawsuit even calculated that the âoealways freshâ donuts are 14.3 per cent smaller than the actual fresh ones.

      citation 2

      As for that other imageâ"frozen fritters in the back of a transport truckâ"it gets plenty of mention in the court file. One owner who supports the suit (and, like Jollymore, was a senior executive under Joyce) goes so far as to claim that some of the new donuts are âoe14.3 per centâ smaller than the originals. âoeI only have this information,â Cyril Garland wrote, âoebecause having noticed what seemed to me to be smaller donuts, I instructed my bakers to periodically weigh each donut in randomly selected boxes as they unpacked them.â

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  2. Everyone loves... by clutch110 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Car analogies, lots of them!

    1. Re:Everyone loves... by gmaslov · · Score: 3, Funny

      On the other hand it might also be fun if you stuff dozens of car analogies into the presentation, get them all going really fast, and watch them crash into each other.

  3. Being entertaining is not a requirement. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Oh for crying out loud! You have been asked to review a topic, provide useful information such as an overview and where to find more details.

    Talk about future plans. Turn it into a discussion on additional needs.

    Being entertaining is not a requirement.

    1. Re:Being entertaining is not a requirement. by rampant+mac · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "Being entertaining is not a requirement."

      What do you remember most about Steve Ballmer's "Developers, Developers, Developers, Developers" speech? What he said, or the fact he was dancing around on stage like a sweaty howler monkey?

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    2. Re:Being entertaining is not a requirement. by Tom · · Score: 5, Insightful

      What do you think he wanted the audience to remember?

      Probably not the dance. So mission failed.

      Being entertaining is the point if you are in the entertainment business. Otherwise, be entertaining enough that the audience enjoys the presentation, but keep it subtle enough that it doesn't overshadow the content you are trying to bring across.

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    3. Re:Being entertaining is not a requirement. by Auroch · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Being entertaining is not a requirement.

      ... and yet, it certainly helps. Like deoderant. Not a requirement, but certainly a good thing to do.

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    4. Re:Being entertaining is not a requirement. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      What I remember the most from that speech is that he is batshit crazy.

    5. Re:Being entertaining is not a requirement. by Darinbob · · Score: 5, Informative

      I think it was about developers.

    6. Re:Being entertaining is not a requirement. by colinrichardday · · Score: 2

      Unless he moonlights as a deodorant salesman.

      Wouldn't that be anti-perspirant? You really can't smell him in the video?

    7. Re:Being entertaining is not a requirement. by ancienthart · · Score: 5, Insightful

      As a teacher who has to sit through two to five meetings a week, I'd say the most important tip is, if you can say it in 10 minutes, you don't have to use the full 30. If your boss asks you why you didn't fill the full time up, say "I scheduled 20 minutes so I could answer questions."

    8. Re:Being entertaining is not a requirement. by ancienthart · · Score: 2

      Which was probably not what he intended, but most certainly the most important piece of information society needs to know.

    9. Re:Being entertaining is not a requirement. by unixisc · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's not, but I agree somewhat w/ the OP. Having charts and numbers will make peoples' eyes glaze over, and one thing I learnt about presentations in my last job was using as few words as possible, and saying as much of it as possible w/ pictures. For instance, a diagram showing the network layout as it is currently, and then doing a transitions effect to bring in the newer layout would be that much more obvious to the audience.

      It's a good idea to anticipate the places that are most likely to invite the most questions, and plan for the most time to be spent there.

    10. Re:Being entertaining is not a requirement. by CAIMLAS · · Score: 2

      Amongst geeks, things like analogies go a long way.

      If those analogies have to involve explosions, so be it.

      That said, an explosion of that nature is only a severe example of the audience being engaged. Make the topics you address interesting and cool. You, and many of the developers working in your company, may not think that the software you develop is "cool", but it serves a function. If you've got many 'true' geeks in your IT team, chances are you've got cool things goign on in the background - deployment systems, backup systems, whatever. You know, the kind of thing that a geek might say "I want to test this at home first" about. If you don't know what that might be, ask your team and hope to God you've got geeks working for you.

      Figure out what's "cool" about your environment and present it. If it can be leveraged to more fully provide for your developers, all the better.

      Q&A durign the presentation with "what can we do for you to make your work environment more awesome?" For instance, SSDs. Most people don't know about them yet, even if they work in "IT". Demonstrate their capabilities, or the capabilities of something else you're rolling out. If you can't demonstrate it, give the low-down of your vision.

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    11. Re:Being entertaining is not a requirement. by Martin+Blank · · Score: 2

      Being entertaining is not a requirement. Being engaging is. If you can be entertaining at the same time, bonus points for you. I've seen it done and it works really well.

      I saw something recently about training. When you're up in front of people for eight hours, six or more of them actually speaking, you can't get by on the things that work in a 15-minute presentation. Holding someone's attention for a quarter of an hour is a lot easier than holding it for the effective workday. Some useful ideas for presentations of any length that were mentioned:
        - Don't stand completely still the whole time, but don't move like a caged tiger (that's just distracting) and especially not like a metronome (you just lull them to sleep faster).
        - Along with the above, don't read the material from the screen. Bullet points are there to give the audience a broad idea of what's being discussed right now and to give you some memory trigger points.
        - Consider opening up with something related to the topic but not the topic itself, such as something in the news (internally or externally) relating to it.
        - Have a few anecdotes that may bring a different perspective on things, but don't try to force them all in. When I do presentations on network security, I work in stories from my experience as a pilot (meager though it is) because many of the same concepts apply to flying a plane but the different perspective and the common experience (most people have been in a plane) creates a link with the audience.
        - For all that is holy and good, know your audience. Don't get into technical details with managers who haven't ever touched a command line, and don't maintain high-level discussions with technical people itching to get at the underlying details.
        - PRACTICE. Don't walk in completely cold on an important topic. Sometimes this is unavoidable, but in most cases you get at least a few days' notice. I try to practice in front of one or two people to get the presentation and flow right and tweak things along the way, sometimes running through a given slide five or six times by the time I'm satisfied with it.

      I once created a discussion that was an attempt to explain to people how we in network security see the world. I specifically wrote it to not be technical, not be training material, and above all to not be a lecture. I intended to run 45 minutes with the remainder of the hour for questions, presented to the CTO and a few other senior management people. It turned into a running discussion that lasted more than three hours that extended into e-mail over the next few days. I've since learned to use what I did right there as a basis for how to handle other presentations and gotten much better responses judging by both interactivity and the smaller number of people doing things with their phones.

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    12. Re:Being entertaining is not a requirement. by DMFNR · · Score: 2

      He did throw a chair but not at a presentation. The chair thing was over an employee defecting to Google. Such gems as, "Eric Schmidt is a fucking pussy", and, "I am going to fucking kill Google", came out of it as well.

  4. Try a black turtleneck sweater? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    And don't forget your RDF generator!

    Seriously, like him or hate him Jobs could present the most mundane subject and have people clamoring for more, so maybe follow his technique.

    1. Re:Try a black turtleneck sweater? by CAIMLAS · · Score: 2

      But how did he do it? That's the improtant question.

      He did that through a highly orchestrated, visceral presentation. Everything was very well timed: his speech was at a very specific rate and his vocal tone very melodic - even so specific as to flow with the animations of his presentations. He presented very minimal technical information, didn't get excited, and was matter-of-fact about everything. He was Selling the entire time.

      His audience was almost always very enthralled to start with, so I'm sure that helped. (Beer and pizza before the presentation, maybe?)

      For a technical presentation it's not the best thing to base your presentation on. But, be sure to have vision, enthusiasm, and confidence in whatever you present - that was a big part of it.

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  5. Just hire... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...strippers. Problem solved.

  6. Simple. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Fire one person at the end of every presentation.

    1. Re:Simple. by Opportunist · · Score: 3, Funny

      And make it the person who can't answer a question about the topics just presented. I swear, they'll hang on your lips. They might even take notes.

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  7. Voice by ShakaUVM · · Score: 5, Informative

    Walk around. Vary the intonation of your voice. If you need to use PowerPoint, don't make it text heavy, but just put up the brief points you want them to memorize.

    I give 10 or 20 workshops every year around the country, and I can usually capture the interest of an audience without needing PowerPoint.

    1. Re:Voice by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 5, Informative

      Walk around. Vary the intonation of your voice.

      Yup, and *talk* to them. Tell them a few funny stories. Give them an understanding of what you do but also who you are.

      Despite the dour advice I'm seeing from those on the Slashdot suicide watch, you have an opportunity to sell yourself and your group to the rest of the company, and learn how to do it on company time - so allow them to like you.

      Even if you don't stay with this company, those skills are transportable. That you're even asking the question shows that you've got some ambition beyond the basement-dwelling naysayers.

      You might even watch a few 90's Steve Jobs presentations. Say what you will about the guy's motives, but he knew how to capture an audience.

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  8. An Idea.. by SuperCharlie · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Make up a bunch of cards with servers names, routers, etc.. all the infrastructure pieces.. then hand them out randomly as people come in..once everyone is in.. make them recreate the system.. maybe get some string for wires.. make it physical, involve the participants and it wont be boring..

    1. Re:An Idea.. by dittbub · · Score: 2

      yeah i hate being involved. i want to be entertained! tell me jokes.

    2. Re:An Idea.. by interval1066 · · Score: 2

      This. Few people can write comedy, but if you can pull it off it will be a coup for you and your department. Something that has a better chance of winning on the comedy front is if you can get a small group of your coworkers together to help you. Pithing ideas for a talk around while cracking jokes is how its done on tv sitcoms. It can really work.

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    3. Re:An Idea.. by timeOday · · Score: 5, Insightful
      I feel you have it completely backwards. Like the submitter, you're assuming the point of this is for the other staff to understand how the network is designed, or how much traffic it carries. DON'T DO THIS.

      To your users, your computing and network infrastructure "is" what it does. Focus on the services you offer. Let them know if you can set up internal wikis (or sharepoints), automate backups, or generate reports that people might be generating by hand. Conversely, too many people are coming to you for something they could easily be doing, show them how easy it is.

      Please don't make yourself look bad by trying to make it an intro to network design course.

    4. Re:An Idea.. by ancienthart · · Score: 2

      This is really good. Interactivity and involvement rather than droning on with Impress (sorry, no nod to PowerPoint from me).

      No, not it's not. Pointless Interactivity is just as bad as Powerpoint, and smacks of a person running a child-care service. If you really want interactivity, ask yourself what problem the meeting is attempting to solve, then think of a way to allow people to DO something to solve that problem.

      Example from my teaching career:
      "We have to implement this new curriculum program from the Government in our teaching. Do I as an administrator/presentor:
      a) Drone on and on about the new curriculum requirements, spieling through pages and pages of the official document and put everyone to sleep.
      b) Get the audience to do something physical, that is only slightly related to the actual task and end up pissing everyone off about the waste of time, or
      c) Get people into groups, give them a handout summarising the new curriculum expectations, and ask them to write up some lesson or unit plans for the new curriculum. Then spend the rest of the time going from group to group answering questions and sharing good ideas from other groups."

      Yet administration nearly always chooses a or b. *sigh* And the ones that choose b think they're being so fresh and innovative. *double sigh*

  9. Facilities that people could use, but don't? by luceth · · Score: 2

    I work in an academic genomics laboratory, and our tech staff are on the lab meeting rotation schedule. What they generally spend that time doing is presenting tutorials on interesting things you can do with our computational and networking infrastructure. For example, our admin implemented a really slick remote access server (Sun-branded, I think) and it was a nice chance for him to give a live demo of something that, at this point, a lot of us find useful. (Also a good chance for him to show us that he was earning his keep!) I agree with your assessment, though - avoid the utilization charts.

  10. Prevent Death-By-Powerpoint by scsirob · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The very worst thing I see when someone opens a presentation is "Slide 1 of 50+". If you do want to use slides, use them as a guide only. A single picture is lots better than 20 bullet points. And for heavens sake, Do Not Read The Text To Us!!!

    Make sure you know your subject, prepare 4 slides max and talk about your subject. Start with a question or quiz to engage your audience. Trick them into a 'Duh...' moment. Get interactive and don't be afraid to say "I don't know"...

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    1. Re:Prevent Death-By-Powerpoint by MBCook · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I don't think "Do Not Read The Text To Us" can be emphasized enough.

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    2. Re:Prevent Death-By-Powerpoint by Darinbob · · Score: 5, Funny

      It should say "Slide 1 of 2". Then people will sit up and pay attention, hoping for a short meeting. Then next slide says "Slide 2 of 2". Then the next slide says "Slide 3 of 2" and everyone laughs. And so on.

    3. Re:Prevent Death-By-Powerpoint by jordanjay29 · · Score: 4, Funny

      For IT workers, shouldn't it be Slide 0 of 2?

    4. Re:Prevent Death-By-Powerpoint by ancienthart · · Score: 2

      Have to put my vote onto this one as well.
      If you have to put up text, put up summary dot points only (and true dot points, not entire paragraphs preceeded by a dot) and expand on the implications in your speech. (Yes, I know that this means you'll have to memorise your speech, shame that.)
      I always have to bite my tounge when someone puts up a wall of text and then starts to read it out to me. I get the overwelming desire to call out "If the only things in your speech is what you've put into the powerpoint, can you step outside and just let us read it?"

  11. Tits and ass by DigiShaman · · Score: 2

    And lots of it. Sexist and shallow, I know. For all you gals out there, well get some hunks out there too so you're not left out. Give your local Hooters a call and see if they will cater. They won't remember the whole point of the meeting anyways and you'll no doubt get the funding you need. Epic win!

    I'm kidding of course. Well, sorta.

    And people wonder why HR dept hates me.

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  12. Record Yourself by eljefe6a · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Record a video of yourself giving the presentation. You will see the some areas you can work on. Put the video on YouTube and ask your friends/family for feedback.

  13. KISS by craigminah · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Just keep it simple, minimize the number of PowerPoint slides, and brief things that may be relevant to the audience. Analogies always help so the "car analogies" comment is a good tip. I used to teach satellite communications principles and theory (e.g. orbital mechanics, decibels, satellite antenna design, RF propogation - all boring stuff) and noticed once PowerPoint was turned off and I interacted with everyone they recovered from their comas and things went well. You don't need to be a comic, juggler, clown, etc. Just keep it simple and stop at 30 minutes.

    1. Re:KISS by snspdaarf · · Score: 2

      As we used to tell people in training them to be trainers, "The mind can only absorb what the butt can endure." Or, as my father-in-law used to say, "Stand up, speak up, shut up."

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  14. Logfiles are fun! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'd show your firewall logs. Most people have never seen them, and it has the added benefit of showing management that you are vital to protecting the system.

    Of course, there's a chance they may freak and insist on a 100% cracker-proof network... Only you can judge what sort of people you work with.

  15. There isn't one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is business, not a stand up routine. If you want to have a good presentation:

    1) Limit your audience to those who need/want to know what you're presenting
    2) Tell them what you know concisely and clearly.
    3) Do not get bogged down in details or let people rathole.
    4) Have good answers for the questions people are likely to have.

  16. Pointless waste of time by Manip · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The real question you should be asking is why you're holding this event to begin with if everyone attending has no interest in the material? It just sounds like a thirty minute waste of everyone's time or just a way to make you feel like you're contributing more or something.

    While there are certainly things you can do to make it more interesting (relate it to their day to day, average e-mails sent per employee, average pages accessed in a day, etc) you really can't do the impossible without making the entire presentation about something else entirely.

    My only suggestion would be to not "read from the slides." Material should either be coming out of your mouth OR on the slides, never both. It is fine to describe a graph on the screen or a diagram, it is horrible to read out a paragraph of text.

  17. Prezi + 10-20-30 by Conception · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Maybe Prezi will help with the boring topic? Keep people's eyes engaged?

    Also, the 10-20-30 rule has always worked pretty well for me. 10 slides. 20 minutes. 30 point font.

    1. Re:Prezi + 10-20-30 by PhunkySchtuff · · Score: 2

      +1 for 10/20/30 rule.

      Don't have slides that say word-for-word what you're saying. They are not your notes to read from, they need to be bullet points that back up and emphasise what you're saying.

      Minimal amount of slides otherwise people will turn off.

      Minimum 30 point font on the slides, this will force you to keep them succinct.

      For a good guide to the art of presentation, look at any recent Apple keynote presentation.

    2. Re:Prezi + 10-20-30 by 68kmac · · Score: 2

      +1 on the 10-20-30 rule.

      -1 on Prezi. Don't get hung up on certain tools. It's the content that counts and especially what your audience wants to hear (why are they there? what could they learn from your talk that's relevant for them?)

      Tempting as it may be to use Prezi to zoom around an overview of your network - refrain from it. I've seen people report that they actually got seasick watching all the zooming in and out in Prezi. "Pizzazz" is no replacement for content and relevance.

    3. Re:Prezi + 10-20-30 by billcarson · · Score: 2

      I have to disagree on that one. Prezi's make me nauseous. Please stick to a normal powerpoint or beamer presentation.

  18. Bingo by ISoldat53 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Play buzzword bingo. Give prizes for winners.

  19. We do something similar... by cptdondo · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Once a month we do a brownbag where people come in and do presentations. It's voluntary and fun.

    The best thing to do is to have toys to show off. Just recently I walked around with a "coupon", an 8" diameter chunk of steel cut from a pipe. This let me talk about water pressure, safety (there's 4,000 lbs of force behind that coupon in a waterline) and give everyone a visual of that thing coming loose and whacking someone in the face. Perhaps not related, but it let me segue into our control system, and 25 miles of fiberoptic cable, and control infrastructure that lets us control our water delivery throughout 250 miles of waterlines.

    Tell stories, illustrate your points with real world events. Don't dwell on statistics or numbers; talk about what those numbers mean and why they're important.

    Yes, you are an entertainer. At least if you want to keep your audience from falling asleep.

  20. Bender says... by flaticus · · Score: 2

    With blackjack and hookers! In fact, forget the meeting!

  21. Bring candy by Hadlock · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Yes, really. Bring candy, handouts and don't forget one humorous story in the first third, and a joke right before the final conclusion. People like stories, especially if they're in context with the presentation. It gives the less technical people something to relate to when all you're doing is spewing numbers about money saved and man hours reduced. The candy amps up their blood sugar so they stay awake, and the handout is so they have something to reference if they fall behind in the presentation, or try to remember what you said later.

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  22. Re:force audience participation by hachre · · Score: 2

    horrible imo.

  23. People are interested in themselves by ArgumentBoy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Organize the talk by their jobs. Show them how it all works when they do what they do, and where it's most likely to fail or slow down when they do various things. You'll probably go back to a couple of key slides frequently as you move from one major job type to another, but you'll adapt to your listeners. Everybody is interested in themselves. For a big finish show them how all their jobs move together in the common system. Avoid the natural mistake of organizing it by your own job.

  24. I just did this by mrquagmire · · Score: 2
    I actually gave a presentation this week that went over very well. Here's what I did:
    • * Kept it short and simple. No one wants to sit through a long boring presentation unless they absolutely have to.
    • * Started off with a slightly self depreciating joke to lighten the mood.
    • * Used good graphics and animations to keep interest.
    • * Kept my slides uncluttered so people actually read and understood what I put on there.
    • * Used a slow and clear speaking voice so everyone can hear what I was saying.
    • * Tried as much as I could to not show my nerves and I came prepared. Most people don't want to see others stumble and struggle though a bad presentation.
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  25. Death by PowerPoint by ruemere · · Score: 2

    Read this:
    http://www.slideshare.net/eduruiz8/death-by-power-point-presentation

    This is a short and sweet classic on how to make an engaging presentation. It will not help you if you're a boring, antisocial and mumbling clerk, though.

    Regards,
    Ruemere

  26. Everybody likes stories by bisharkha · · Score: 2

    http://www.ted.com/talks/lang/en/nancy_duarte_the_secret_structure_of_great_talks.html I watched Nancy in a smaller venue but she did the same talk for TED. The link is above. Essentially you have to understand that people have acknowledged that you can tell them something. This immediately puts you on a pedestal - but that is a good thing, let me explain. They have invited you to tell them a story at the end of which they want to feel good about your position on a certain matter (the topic of your presentation). Even the most technically inclined are only slightly looking forward to you spilling every little detail about the topic. They want big take-aways. This is why being on a pedestal is good. They WANT to pay attention - but humans tend to pay attention to gestalt not minutiae in such circumstances. They like stories, they like to be told you've got everything under control. You'll lose them if you get into the nitty-gritty just like you'll lose kids if you start telling them the little piggy use quick-setting concrete because, in your estimation the wolf was about 25-30 minutes away, which would rule out ... You catch my drift (I don't know too much about construction but that was the first story that cam to my mind). Don't overload your slides - 3-5 main points per slide, 7-10 slides. If you have to put in more info then either email them the desk with annotations or handout a document for them to review. So go watch the video and then remember to tell your story - the geeks and nerds will always be at hand to squeeze the juicy details out of you via a Q&A at the end.

  27. Your opportunity to make yourself dispensable by michaelmalak · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Although it's been said a million times before, it's relevant also here and not obviously so.

    There are, broadly speaking, two ways one can approach a job. One path is the "job security" path. Hoard information. Hide passwords. Make yourself indispensable. The other path is to continually "make yourself dispensable" by sharing and documenting all information you gather. You create value for your company by continually learning and gathering more information to share.

    You've posed your question regarding this "information sharing" as a company requirement. No, this is your opportunity to take the latter (and better) path described above.

    First slide of your PowerPoint is a bus about to run over a pedestrian and this is where you introduce the concept of the "bus number". You frighten everyone in the room by announcing that the company has a bus number of one and that you, the speaker, are all that stands between prosperity and collapse at the company. Next slide is a photo of someone handing out candy or gifts to everyone in a crowd and is titled "Sharing".

    What are you sharing? Since this is the first presentation, not a lot of detail. First thing you are sharing is the location of your "In case of IT death, look in this directory." Don't have one yet? Make one before your presentation. It should have a "README.1ST" and a concise set of documents with passwords and network diagrams. You know, those things you were (rightly) loathe to put into your presentation.

    Next topic for this first presentation are FAQs. How people can fix the printer for themselves. How people can check the status of available DHCP IP's for themselves. Etc. Make people independent to give yourself more time to learn even more things. Like maybe stuff about e-mail servers, VPN's, CRM, or website design. Don't stand still!

    Do you realize how valuable this opportunity is and how much it's costing your company? A salesman, like, say, an insurance salesman, would pay big bucks for such an opportunity, and you're getting it for free! Use it to:

    • Make yourself look expert and confident, and to give everyone a positive impression of you.
    • Educate others to self-help to:
      • Make your network robust (to prevent three levels of interrupt on your time)
      • Free up your time to learn more things
      • Make it look like you're not hoarding information.
    • With all of the new learning you'll be able to do:
      • Increase your value to your current or your future employer
      • Add even more value to your current employer by improving your employer's IT infrastructure.
    • Satisfy whatever your supervisor's goals are with the "knowledge sharing" program if they are not covered by the above.

    Make yourself dispensable. It's the way to create value. 30 minutes is an enormous gift. Spend it wisely.

  28. drop powerpoint by Tom · · Score: 3, Insightful

    First thing you do is drop powerpoint. Don't start it up and open an empty presentation and then start to think what to put on the slides.

    Work without slides. Focus on what you want to say. If there are diagrams, etc. - anything halfway complicated - make a handout instead of slides, because people won't remember the slides anyways, but they can take the handout with them and keep it as reference.

    There are some cases, such as a demo or a walkthrough, where slides are useful, but most presentations can do entirely without, if only they were more interesting.

    If you have something to say, you're already halfway there to an interesting presentation. If you are just giving a presentation because you were asked, and you think your topic boring yourself, then you need to get to the "something to say" step first. Find out what makes your job interesting. There must be something, or you wouldn't be doing it.

    A good presentation doesn't try to say everything about its subject matter. It concentrates on the interesting, cool and/or important stuff and only hints at the fact that there's so much more.

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  29. Do a presentation for your audience by Opportunist · · Score: 4

    Not for the boss, not for yourself, not for the topic. For the people who sit there. It may sound logical, but it's rarely really the case.

    Of course you're making the presentation because your boss wants you to. Or because you actually want to. Neither is important. It's not even important what you want to transport. If you cannot reach your audience, everything else is moot.

    Don't mix and match if there's any chance. If you toss programmers together with marketing people and do a presentation about IT, you're going to fail. No matter what you do. You will either bore the programmers or talk over the heads of the markedroids. And either means that they will simply "shut down" and mentally leave your presentation.

    Get them involved. This not only "forces" them to be attentive but it also gives you immediate feedback whether they actually understand what you try to tell them. Try to turn it from a monologue into a dialogue and maybe a discussion. Listen to their questions (and I don't mean the standard token "if you have any questions please ask" crap), watch their faces, you will see when someone has a question, actively get them to ask them. People sometimes don't dare to ask, either because they fear that they will appear "stupid" for not understanding something or because they are afraid to either piss off you or their peers, you, because you might not want to answer questions and their peers because they want to get out of the presentation.

    Powerpoint. Use it sparingly, or leave it out altogether. It got old ages ago. No matter how you spin, flip or animate the crap, nobody gives half a shit about it anymore. If there's any chance, use pictures instead. Depending on your corporate culture, a "shock and awe" approach can be very useful to get your point across. I once had a presentation about IT security where I used the husk of a computer that was detonated with C4 as a metaphor for a hack, trust me, it struck a chord and it stuck. People usually enjoy looking at pictures that make them go "wtf-omg", at least a LOT more than looking at bulleted lists, and those bullet lists never got my point across at least anyway. You can hand them the documents if you are so inclined, but don't lecture it to them. You may do a lot with your audience, but you must not bore them or they will mentally take a stroll through their happy place while they park their carcass in front of you.

    And most of all, keep it practical. They have to have the feeling that they can take something out of this meeting that helps them in their job. Try to stay away from theoretic drivel, it bores them. They don't like computers, at least not necessarily. They also aren't really interested in your job, or they would have chosen your career instead of theirs. And most of all, they don't give a damn about how you do something, why you do something and often not even why they should do it. Give them something practical and something that makes their life easier and they'll gladly listen and take your advice. Depending on the support you have from your higher-ups, you could have them toss something "bad" at your audience and let you come in as the one to save the day. To give you an idea what I mean, a little anecdote. I once was tasked to get the new ITSEC rules to our staff. It would be approximately 50 pages of rather dry and very technical stuff per user, something you can't easily sell. My boss helped me by first demanding that everyone reads and heeds everything, even the parts that don't apply to them, totaling about 500 pages. In a nutshell, when I was offering meetings that showed them how to prune it to just 50 pages per team, they were quite eager to come.

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  30. I. Hate. You. by khasim · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Please do not do that. I have had to endure far too many of those. It is bad enough when it is your own department or field.

    When it is a different department or field then ALL you are doing is pissing people off. They're just repeating YOUR words without the background to understand what they're saying. Like training a dog to "speak".

    Audience participation happens IF it happens.
    Trying to "force" it negates any positives from it.

  31. Avoid powerpoint. by Barbara,+not+Barbie · · Score: 2

    Don't use powerpoint. Even the military has acknowledged that powerpoint makes you stupid (just google it).

    If you can't speak without anything more than a list of the main points you want to cover, and maybe a marker board to draw diagrams on, then please ST*U and get someone else to do the presentation.

    And try to keep it under 10 minutes - you can use the other 20 for Q and A.

    The 3 rules:

    1. Tell them what you're going to tell them (30 seconds to 1 minute, the "Intro")
    2. Tell them what you're there to tell them (8 minutes - the "meat and potatoes")
    3. Tell them what you just told them (1 minute - "the summary")

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  32. Re:force audience participation by ScentCone · · Score: 2

    This is either satire, or you are everything that's wrong with working with other people.

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