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Google I/O Sells Out In 20 Minutes

netbuzz writes "Last year it took almost an hour, but this morning Google's enormously popular conference for developers sold out in about 20 minutes, Vic Gundotra, Google's senior vice president of engineering, told his followers on Google+. 'While we're overwhelmed with the interest and enthusiasm around Google I/O, we know it can be very disappointing and frustrating when an event sells out this quickly,' he wrote. Those who did not get tickets were not only disappointed and angry, but mystified as to why they were left out of a first-come, first-served sale despite being online and ready to buy the second the bell rang. And, of course, tickets were quickly being scalped on eBay." Of course, everyone who gets in drives away in a free Tesla.

221 comments

  1. is it the content or the SWAG? by raitchison · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I've always wondered with I/O how much people want to go because of whatever new technology is being introduced or discussed there or because the expectation being set that all attendees will get a full featured Android device (phone or tablet or STB).

    The developer of the dominant alternative recovery for MANY android devices wasn't able to get a ticket this year (though he may well get one via back-channels) due to the mobs of people who snatched up the tickets like it was a Queen concert complete with zombie Freddie Mercury.

    Also as TFS pointed out I suspect there are a fair number of people who got tickets with the intention of reselling them at a profit.

    1. Re:is it the content or the SWAG? by treadthefloods1 · · Score: 1

      That's what I'm thinking. It's probably just representation.

    2. Re:is it the content or the SWAG? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Between hotel, airfare and the $900 ticket price, you're not going to come close to breaking even unless you can avoid them because you live in the Bay Area. I think the vast majority of registrations are legitimate developers who are interested in participating in the conference, and not there just for the swag.

      Whether or not google should prequalify registrations is really a different issue. Is the developer you mention more worthy than an independent developer with an app or two on Google Play? I think that's a hard sell, and for those few cases the backchannel technique is a good option.

    3. Re:is it the content or the SWAG? by SolitaryMan · · Score: 1

      I've always wondered with I/O how much people want to go because of whatever new technology is being introduced or discussed there or because the expectation being set that all attendees will get a full featured Android device (phone or tablet or STB).

      Would be really easy for Google to find out: stop giving away SWAG and measure how many people are ready to pay $900 for this.

      Obviously, they won't do this, because the really like the attention this is getting

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    4. Re:is it the content or the SWAG? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also as TFS pointed out I suspect there are a fair number of people who got tickets with the intention of reselling them at a profit.

      Why don't they just sell them at the market price in the first place?

  2. Hopefully Google does the right thing by sethstorm · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If Google does the right thing, they'll find and cancel the scalped tickets - and do a second round.

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    1. Re:Hopefully Google does the right thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      WTF, this is capitalism. At its finest. Next you'll be asking them to spread around some of their money.

      Besides that, Google only says that they won't do evil. Not that they will do good.

    2. Re:Hopefully Google does the right thing by raitchison · · Score: 1

      Sounds good (and hillarious) but I think it would be harder to pull off than one would think, even for Google.

      How would Google identify which tickets were scalped? I guess they could make the tickets non-transferrable but that would affect people who bought tickets with the intention of going but later found out they couldn't and would give their tickets to someone else (or sell them at cost).

    3. Re:Hopefully Google does the right thing by Gaygirlie · · Score: 1

      Besides that, Google only says that they won't do evil.

      Not even that: they say don't *be* evil, you can still do it every now and then.

    4. Re:Hopefully Google does the right thing by ccguy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I guess they could make the tickets non-transferrable but that would affect people who bought tickets with the intention of going but later found out they couldn't and would give their tickets to someone else (or sell them at cost).

      Just make them non-transferrable but refundable and problem solved.

    5. Re:Hopefully Google does the right thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "scalpel" tickets are easy to identify, they are sharper than regular tickets.

    6. Re:Hopefully Google does the right thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the tickets are assigned to a specific name and non transferable. Anyone buying a scalped ticket most likely won't be able to use it.

    7. Re:Hopefully Google does the right thing by travisco_nabisco · · Score: 1

      Google could set up a system like what was used at the Vancouver Winter Olympics. Tickets could be resold only through the VANOC (Vancouver Olympic Committee) online system. You could ask any price you wanted, however when it sold VANOC got 10% of the asking price. This was they allowed for people to make money scalping tickets and they were able to recover some money was well.

    8. Re:Hopefully Google does the right thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      exactly, until the dungeon master decides you've gone too far anyways.

    9. Re:Hopefully Google does the right thing by Githaron · · Score: 1

      WTF, this is capitalism. At its finest. Next you'll be asking them to spread around some of their money.

      Exactly, the fact that their tickets are successfully being scalped simply proves that Google could have charged more per ticket. If the ticket price was equal to the perceived value, scalping would not be successful and scalpers would have to find another way to make money. The fact that they sold out in 20 minutes says that they should have opted to host the event at a bigger place.

    10. Re:Hopefully Google does the right thing by St.Creed · · Score: 2

      Oh wow. They legalized scalping AND profited from that? I knew the Olympic committee was composed of evil scum but I hadn't considered they'd flout it so blatantly.

      It would conflict with Google's mantra though if they copied this.

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    11. Re:Hopefully Google does the right thing by s73v3r · · Score: 2

      Scalping tickets is NOT capitalism. Capitalism is supposed to be about the efficient allocation of resources. There's nothing efficient about having to to through a 3rd party to get tickets to a developer conference, when that 3rd party simply bought the tickets just to sell them at a markup. If anything, that's causing extra resources to be spent that otherwise wouldn't have to be, thus a glaring inefficiency.

    12. Re:Hopefully Google does the right thing by s73v3r · · Score: 1

      Since when does Capitalism require that someone charge the maximum price they can? Further, what is "efficient" about 3rd party scalpers entering in for the sole purpose of reselling for a profit?

      Tickets should not be transferable. If you're going to buy tickets, then you had better have the intention of going.

    13. Re:Hopefully Google does the right thing by s73v3r · · Score: 1

      I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that the problem with scalpers is far, far bigger than the problem you suggested.

      If someone legitimately can't go, offer them a refund, and then Google can offer that ticket to the next person on the waiting list. Problem solved.

    14. Re:Hopefully Google does the right thing by s73v3r · · Score: 1

      The point is to GET RID OF SCALPING, not give Google an actual interest in continuing scalping.

    15. Re:Hopefully Google does the right thing by mattack2 · · Score: 1

      What other bigger venue is there for this sort of a technical conference in the SF Bay Area?

      e.g. Apple (unfortunately) moved WWDC from the San Jose Convention Center long ago to Moscone, to have more space.

    16. Re:Hopefully Google does the right thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Scalping provides a value - those buying scalped tickets obviously value them more than their payment, so scalpers are able to redirect the tickets to those who most value them rather than those who camp out for them (virtually or in the real world). Making it illegal is what drives the prices even higher and makes their authenticity questionable. THAT is why the Olympics did what they did - it creates friction and removes some speculation - you can't just resell at the cost you bought them for if prices don't keep rising this way.

      In most situations, those who value the ticket the most should be the ones able to consume it. However, this is a developers' conference, so Google has an interest in targeting the best devs rather than those with the most money. I think this is why they had the puzzles or some such to complete as a barrier to those who were there just for the swag.

    17. Re:Hopefully Google does the right thing by Githaron · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I never said they should charge more. They can charge whatever they want. My point is that the only reason scalping is ever successful is because the original seller undervalued the tickets. So unless seeing something for its true value is "wrong/evil" then scalping is not "wrong/evil" like previous commenters seem to believe. Not sure what you mean by the "efficient" comment. I never said anything about efficiency.

    18. Re:Hopefully Google does the right thing by pclminion · · Score: 2

      According to you, people would buy everything straight from the producer. That rarely happens in the real world. Everything you buy changes hands once, twice, maybe three or four times before you get to pick it up from the store shelf and put it in your shopping cart? Did you buy your car straight from Ford? No, you bought it from a Cal Worthington Ford. Did you buy your lettuce from the farmer? No, you bought it from Albertsons. Did Albertsons buy it from the farmer? No, they bought it from a distributor, who bought it from a co-op. Did you buy your Samsung TV directly from Samsung in Korea? No, and neither did Best Buy; they got it from the importer. Etc. etc.

      In your dumb examples, the middlemen save the end customer actual money. You don't drive 50 miles to pick an apple from a tree, because that would cost $10.00 even with a decently efficient car. $10.00 of overhead to buy an apple is ridiculous, that's why you have supermarkets. It's more expensive if you want to buy direct.

      In the case of online ticket sales, what cost is the middleman saving you from? The cost of clicking a button? The middleman is pure inefficiency, a parasitic step in the chain. It is not capitalism, it is just a bug that needs to be patched. I don't see what's wrong with forbidding third party ticket sales.

    19. Re:Hopefully Google does the right thing by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      My college level economics textbook had a figure about ticket scalpers.

      They are the free market response. Baseball and football owners tried to distort the free market will on the consumers to their own benefit with limiting tickets on purpose then release them right before the game for a MUCH higher price when seats were limited.

      Scalpers caught on and cheated them at their own game. It is a win for the consumer agaisn't this practice. The free market worked in their favor agaisnt the owners. In this case the opposite happened and Google charged too little and gave away free shit. It is not fair for the important people read *people like Zyanga* or some other software company who a $600 ticket is well investment vs a college kid who went to get a free phone etc. It would not be fair for the company to miss out on the limited resource

    20. Re:Hopefully Google does the right thing by mikael_j · · Score: 3

      I think you're the one who should take a course in marketing or economics.

      You're missing out on the fact that by "spending" money on tickets priced less than their perceived value a company may very well be trying to increase profits down the road rather than NOW NOW NOW THIS QUARTER! PROFITS! NOW! PROFITS! FIRE EVERYONE TO MAXIMIZE THIS WEEKS PROFITS! NOW! MONEY! NOW! YOU CAN BUY MY MOTHER FOR $10! OK! EIGHT BUCKS BUT I WANT IT IN CASH!

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    21. Re:Hopefully Google does the right thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's like comparing communism in theory to in practice. Currently Capitalism means gaming the system to acquire the most resources possible for the least amount of effort, which this is just another example of.

    22. Re:Hopefully Google does the right thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A Swedish company called Tickster has a re-sale system where you can sell tickets at an auction/direct transaction and if the auction is succesful your ticket gets invalidated and a new one is sent to the new buyer. All sales have to be made through their re-sale site but not all sales needs to be public (if you want to sell to a friend who doesn't trust you enough to take the physical ticket). The tickets are basically barcodes, often delivered by PDF with an option to have them printed and delivered.

      This way the company/band doesn't take any risk, since the tickets are not refundable, but still someone who bought too many tickets can still sell them of. And since the sale is done by ticksters site they are also free to set a max price. Also since the tickets are trivial to copy, no one in their right mind will buy from a scalper without using this system.

    23. Re:Hopefully Google does the right thing by s73v3r · · Score: 1

      So because, according to you, "Life isn't fair", we should just sit back and let shit like this happen? Absolutely not.

    24. Re:Hopefully Google does the right thing by s73v3r · · Score: 1

      No. This is not a "win". Scalpers are costing people money, plain and simple.

    25. Re:Hopefully Google does the right thing by s73v3r · · Score: 1

      Except these scalpers are not selling the tickets for their "true" value. They're selling them for an inflated price. That definitely is Wrong.

    26. Re:Hopefully Google does the right thing by s73v3r · · Score: 1

      You're an idiot if you think that tickets for Google I/O is supposed to be about "making money". If that was the case, then they wouldn't have done the giveaways that they have in past years.

      You MBA fuckwads need to realize that not everything should be done for a profit, and when a company does do something not for profit, you shouldn't be chastising them, saying they could've sold the tickets for more.

    27. Re:Hopefully Google does the right thing by s73v3r · · Score: 1

      Scalping provides a value

      NO IT DOES NOT.

      In most situations, those who value the ticket the most should be the ones able to consume it.

      And you're assuming that money is the only way to put value on such things. It's not. As you said, there are people willing to camp out for tickets. Are you saying they don't put enough value on things? Or that they put less value than someone willing to pay the extorted price that scalpers charge?

      Scalpers have absolutely no place in an efficient economy. They only serve as parasites, driving the price up for everyone else.

    28. Re:Hopefully Google does the right thing by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      If they charge too much they lose money on unsold tickets they purchased. So the market responds.

      In an ideal situation no scalpers will exist if the price is right in the first place. They will be enough seats for those who need to go the most. Yes, important people need those seats for Google IO first and a price tag is a great thing for both parties. As software companies should get first priority and its a relief for them that they have a guaranteed seat. Just not for you. That is how economics works.

    29. Re:Hopefully Google does the right thing by Githaron · · Score: 1

      If they are able to sell all of them, the market obviously valued them at least as high as the "inflated" price. Therefore, the inflated price is less than or equal to the true price. The original price was definitely lower than the true price.

    30. Re:Hopefully Google does the right thing by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

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  3. Better way to give out tickets by LostCluster · · Score: 3, Informative

    Maybe instead of an online first-come first-serve process Google should hold a ticket lottery for those who want to attend, That will help get the tickets into the hand of pre-qualified developers instead of eBay ticket scalpers.

    1. Re:Better way to give out tickets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I think they should have some kind of Google programming question as a prerequisite for registration.
      It needs to be something that would eliminate the PHB's.

    2. Re:Better way to give out tickets by curunir · · Score: 1

      I think there was actually a way for developers to game the registration process. For example, the registration page was doing client-side validation on date, so setting the system clock on your machine forward to past 7am would let you agree to the terms and move on to the next phase before the 7am live time.

      Unfortunately for me, I only thought to do that about 6:45am, so I wasn't able to figure out how to game the second step in time. Did anyone else navigate the whole path this way?

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    3. Re:Better way to give out tickets by mycroft16 · · Score: 2

      The simplest method is to register a ticket to a name. Show your ID and the name must match that on the ticket. If you're buying 10 tickets for the group you are taking, enter all 10 names.

    4. Re:Better way to give out tickets by ccguy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Maybe instead of an online first-come first-serve

      I'm not so sure this was the case. I applied, and after the first "Sign up" button there was a page that said something like

      "We're looking for a ticket for you. Please don't refresh this page or you will have to start over"

      It lasted about 3 minutes before going to the next page where you could select your T-Shirt size, food preference and a few more things.
      I don't believe those 3 minutes were overload. Maybe when google said "We're looking for a ticket" they meant "we're looking you up, looking for android, linux and java in your gmail / google + and so on".

      Of course it's a theory I just made up. But if you have a better explanation for a 3 minutes delay (different to each user) other than some kind of priorization, go ahead :-)

    5. Re:Better way to give out tickets by magarity · · Score: 1

      Maybe instead of an online first-come first-serve process Google should hold a ticket lottery for those who want to attend, That will help get the tickets into the hand of pre-qualified developers instead of eBay ticket scalpers.

      No, Google should just auction them off on Ebay in the first place. It's hard to make a profit at scalping if the scalper has to pay more in the first place than the next highest bidder.

    6. Re:Better way to give out tickets by oddjob1244 · · Score: 1

      Maybe instead of an online first-come first-serve process Google should hold a ticket lottery for those who want to attend, That will help get the tickets into the hand of pre-qualified developers instead of eBay ticket scalpers.

      That won't help. They need to print your name on the ticket. If your ID doesn't match the name on the ticket, you don't get in.

    7. Re:Better way to give out tickets by Maximum+Prophet · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Excellent idea. Google could put out an open ended problem. Those with the best solution get in for free, the worse your solution, the higher your cost. If you invent a one-of-a-kind, genius solution, Google hires you.

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    8. Re:Better way to give out tickets by Ichijo · · Score: 2

      But if the tickets were sold on eBay, the bids would go up so much that nobody could afford them!

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    9. Re:Better way to give out tickets by egamma · · Score: 2

      But if the tickets were sold on eBay, the bids would go up so much that nobody could afford them!

      Except, you know, for the winning bidders.

    10. Re:Better way to give out tickets by PGGreens · · Score: 2

      Didn't they see my I/O machine?? I should be going there for free!

    11. Re:Better way to give out tickets by loufoque · · Score: 1

      Why would you need this to get hired by Google?

      If you want to work at Google, just go work there. They still hire massively worldwide.

    12. Re:Better way to give out tickets by mpeskett · · Score: 1

      I think they should have some kind of Google programming question as a prerequisite for registration.
      It needs to be something that would eliminate the PHB's.

      "Hey Jim, ya mind filling out my registration for the Google shindig? They're asking about some weird techy stuff."

      Granted, that may not be viable in a 20 minute window.

    13. Re:Better way to give out tickets by s73v3r · · Score: 1

      Except now you've said that only the rich get to go. That's no better than the situation we have now.

    14. Re:Better way to give out tickets by s73v3r · · Score: 1

      And we're right back in the problem we have with the scalpers: The price is too damn high.

    15. Re:Better way to give out tickets by Ichijo · · Score: 1

      The price is too damn high.

      On the contrary, if the price is below the going rate determined by supply and demand, then the price is too low.

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    16. Re:Better way to give out tickets by Maximum+Prophet · · Score: 1

      Why would you need this to get hired by Google?

      If you want to work at Google, just go work there. They still hire massively worldwide.

      I was being facetious, but seriously, this wouldn't be a way for people to find Google to get hired, it's for Google to find people who should be hired.

      Yes, Google recruits big time. Yes, even I have been approached. (They had nothing in my geographic area, I have a good job, and I don't want to move)

      But, I would not presume that even Google can know every great person that they should hire. Although, perhaps that's Google's grand plan. Not to have all the world's knowedge, but to employee all the world's smart people.

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    17. Re:Better way to give out tickets by magarity · · Score: 1

      No, it would be vastly superior. The scalpers wouldn't be making great paydays for being leeches.

    18. Re:Better way to give out tickets by s73v3r · · Score: 1

      No, it wouldn't. As I said, now only the rich get to go. That isn't a better solution. In fact, it's the exact same situation we have now.

    19. Re:Better way to give out tickets by magarity · · Score: 1

      Since demand versus supply should yield price, the problem would be fixed by an auction to determine price. The problem is that price is not being determined properly and I've suggested a solution. I don't understand your reply. Are the tickets not for sale? Is the final price (either by sale>scalper>attendee or auction>attendee) not reflective of the demand? You seem to use "rich" in some way as to mean "can afford but should not be allowed to afford" which doesn't make sense.

  4. A Tesla? by KingSkippus · · Score: 1

    Of course, everyone who gets in drives away in a free Tesla.

    What reference am I missing here?

    1. Re:A Tesla? by raitchison · · Score: 4, Informative

      The ever increasing "stuff" that attendees get, a few years ago everyone got a Nexus One, a couple years ago I forget but last year people got a XOOM tablet and some other multi-hundred-dollar gizmo.

    2. Re:A Tesla? by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 2

      Historically, I/O attendees received giveaways that exceeded the ticket cost in value.

      For example, 2011 attendees paid $350 I believe, and received, at a minimum, a tablet worth $500 (Samsung Galaxy Tab 10.1).

      This year, the ticket price was increased to $900, the question of course is - will the swag value increase or decrease? If it decreases or stays steady, it may not sell out so fast next year. If it increases to match the ticket price - this problem will continue because the conference becomes effectively free (with the exception of travel expenses of course.)

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    3. Re:A Tesla? by KingSkippus · · Score: 1

      Ah, thanks! Maaaan... In that case, I do wish I could go. I love new gizmos, especially the multi-hundred-dollar variety.

    4. Re:A Tesla? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And if you can convince your employer to pay for the conference, you get completely free gear.

    5. Re:A Tesla? by Eponymous+Hero · · Score: 1

      they give away valuable swag to attendees just for attending. and paying the exorbitant ticket price. most attendees therefore don't even care for the conference itself. imagine if buying a ticket to a tool concert got you a free fender gibson guitar or a marshall half stack. their tickets are scalped pretty bad as it is, at least the buyers are actually fans of the band.

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    6. Re:A Tesla? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was last year's give away.

      this year everyone gets a blow job from a well endowed blond babe.

    7. Re:A Tesla? by stewsters · · Score: 1

      They figured out how to clone Nikola Tesla in their 80:20 time. Everyone gets one.

    8. Re:A Tesla? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But... I like small redheads. Google has failed me once again! :(

    9. Re:A Tesla? by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      And if you can convince your employer to pay for the conference, your employer gets the gear.

      Fixed that sentence for you.

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    10. Re:A Tesla? by updog · · Score: 3, Informative

      Actually last year it was a Galaxy Tab 10.1 (not a XOOM), a ChromeBook with 2 years free 3G, and a Verizon 4G hotspot with 3 months of free service for everyone; and for some attending certain sessions, an Xperia and an Adruino ADK.

    11. Re:A Tesla? by larry+bagina · · Score: 2

      Not everyone. There are a few lucky attendees that get to dress up like a well-endowed blonde babe and suck off a everyone else.

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    12. Re:A Tesla? by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 1

      I think Apple just found their proper half insane/ half brilliant replacement for Jobs.

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    13. Re:A Tesla? by rosciol · · Score: 1

      2008: Nada
      2009: Google Ion
      2010: Motorola Droid and HTC Evo 4G
      2011: Samsung Galaxy Tab 10.1
      2012: ?

    14. Re:A Tesla? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What sort of cheap-ass hell-hole sweatshop employer do you work for?

    15. Re:A Tesla? by Thuktun · · Score: 1

      They figured out how to clone Nikola Tesla in their 80:20 time. Everyone gets one.

      I think Apple just found their proper half insane/ half brilliant replacement for Jobs.

      Given some of the things he was building, I think Nikola Tesla was (like the fictional Sheldon Cooper) one lab accident away from becoming a supervillain.

    16. Re:A Tesla? by spacepimp · · Score: 1

      Actually it was a Samsung Tab 10.1 with an Android on the back (limited edition), and a Chromebook?

    17. Re:A Tesla? by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      What sort of cheap-ass hell-hole sweatshop employer do you work for?

      What's with your self entitlement?

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    18. Re:A Tesla? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder how many of them claimed the value of such a "gift" as income, or as they were there in performance of their employee duties, declared such as gifts from a vendor that could possibly be in violation of company policies for non-acceptance of vendor gifts of significant monetary value.

    19. Re:A Tesla? by s73v3r · · Score: 1

      What self-entitlement? That device was given to me at the show. Not my employer.

    20. Re:A Tesla? by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 1

      Steve Jobs was one lab accident from not being a supervillan. So, they're close.

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    21. Re:A Tesla? by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      What self-entitlement? That device was given to me at the show. Not my employer.

      You end up acquiring valuable assets from the organization that your company paid you to visit. You obtain said assets as a direct result of being there on company time from an event that the company have not only paid your trip for, but for the event, hotel and are still paying your salary while you are there (AKA: you are working, not having downtime).

      The company in my mind by default would have say as to whether you could have it or not and I don't see how you would be entitled to it just because it was put in your hands based on these circumstances.

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    22. Re:A Tesla? by I+cant+believe+its+n · · Score: 1

      2012: Electrolux vacuum cleaner.

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    23. Re:A Tesla? by troon · · Score: 1
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    24. Re:A Tesla? by s73v3r · · Score: 1

      And you're saying that the company doesn't benefit at all from my going. If that was the case, they wouldn't have sent me in the first place. Technically, the company is paying my salary while I'm on vacation, too. Does that mean that I owe them the salmon I caught? Or does that mean that I owe them the winnings I got while in Vegas? Of course not. The situation is no different here.

      This idea that everything is owed to the company is bullshit, and shows your own sense of entitlement. It's the same shit that causes people like you to think that we should be "grateful" that we have jobs. No we shouldn't; the company needs us as much or even more than we need them.

    25. Re:A Tesla? by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      And you're saying that the company doesn't benefit at all from my going. If that was the case, they wouldn't have sent me in the first place.

      No, I'm saying you're there on company time, not your own downtime. This attempt at twisting the circumstances I explicitly gave will not work.

      Technically, the company is paying my salary while I'm on vacation, too. Does that mean that I owe them the salmon I caught?

      That's downtime.

      Does that mean that I owe them the salmon I caught?

      You also ignored my 'valuable assets' comment to the company. You're doing a bad job of interpreting my post, but I suspect this is intentional on your behalf since your grammar and English don't appear to be anything close to illiterate.

      This idea that everything is owed to the company is bullshit, and shows your own sense of entitlement.

      I didn't say everything, I also gave very specific circumstances, stop misrepresenting what I said. I gave the exact circumstances, even mentioned it was not downtime, yet you attempt to twist it around.

      It's the same shit that causes people like you to think that we should be "grateful" that we have jobs.

      You couldn't be more wrong about that regarding my person. I don't care for your attempts at trying to make me out as someone I am not, let's get back to the subject at hand. I don't see why you are entitled to it due to the arguments I gave in my parent post. Your points you raised are based on a logical fallacy that does apply to my comment.

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    26. Re:A Tesla? by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      Your points you raised are based on a logical fallacy that doesn't apply to my comment.

      Fixed sentence.

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    27. Re:A Tesla? by Cederic · · Score: 1

      And you're saying that the company doesn't benefit at all from my going.

      No, he's saying you're a greedy fuck.

      If you go to a conference your company paid for and you receive a gift for attending, bring it back to the office and
      - auction it off for the company's Charity of the Year
      - use it as a prize in a recognition programme of some form
      - hold a free sweepstake so everyone gets a shot
      - ask if anybody else wants it, and determine who will benefit most from it

      Or act like a selfish cunt and keep it yourself. I bet you taunt your colleagues too, with the undeclared benefit-in-kind they haven't had the opportunity to enjoy.

      This idea that everything is owed to the company is bullshit, and shows your own sense of entitlement. It's the same shit that causes people like you to think that we should be "grateful" that we have jobs. No we shouldn't; the company needs us as much or even more than we need them.

      That's got fuck all to do with the company paying for your entry to a conference and you stealing the hardware that the company paid for in return.

      In the UK you'd also have to declare it to your Bribery Officer or be breaking the law, quite apart from the tax implications.

  5. My school's CS club is very disappointed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's a shame, because a couple of these guys are Java wizards with a strong interest in developing for Android. A simple programming challenge at the gate would've thwarted all the posers.

    Oh, well. I guess I'll start learning Objective-C.

    1. Re:My school's CS club is very disappointed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Objective-C is just for the top-level GUI stuff. You will have to use raw C for most underlying things. Keep that in mind first.

      You have been warned!

    2. Re:My school's CS club is very disappointed by larry+bagina · · Score: 1

      Objective C is a superset of C, so if you know Objective C, you know C.

      And it's hardly GUI only -- consider the Foundation Kit (NSString, NSArray, NSData, NSDictionary, etc).

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    3. Re:My school's CS club is very disappointed by FunkyELF · · Score: 1

      If they are indeed a couple of Java wizards with a strong interest in developing for Android, they don't need to go to Google IO to do so.

    4. Re:My school's CS club is very disappointed by Dogtanian · · Score: 2

      Objective C is a superset of C, so if you know Objective C, you know C.

      I don't know much about Objective C, so I'll accept that first part is true. However, as a general principle, one can't use formal logic to say that "language B is a superset of language A, therefore if you know language B you know language A".

      For a start, it depends on one means by "know". For example, IIRC some of the C++ standards are supersets of C, but it doesn't follow that someone who learned C++ first will know C well. In fact, even though C++ inherits the C facilities (by definition), they're not the best way to do things in the former language, and any good course teaching C++ would start from the newer object-oriented direction.

      Similarly, the skills and mindset that one needs to be a good C programmer aren't necessarily those of a good C++ programmer, and I could easily see someone who had started out with C++ not being used to dealing with the more limited and low-level (and arguably more straightforward) way of doing things in C.

      Maybe it *is* quite easy to transition from Objective C to traditional C, but it doesn't follow that "knowing" the superset always makes one well-equipped to use the smaller language.

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    5. Re:My school's CS club is very disappointed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      weh.

    6. Re:My school's CS club is very disappointed by s73v3r · · Score: 1

      What? No you don't. There are a few APIs that you have to do in C, but most of the Core Foundation stuff is Objective-C.

    7. Re:My school's CS club is very disappointed by s73v3r · · Score: 1

      Objective-C is a strict superset of C. C++ is not a strict superset of C. Your example doesn't work.

    8. Re:My school's CS club is very disappointed by s73v3r · · Score: 1

      The point is, those are people who would benefit, and are the target audience for Google I/O. But they're being pushed out of being able to go by scalpers and people going for the swag.

    9. Re:My school's CS club is very disappointed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Considering he's talking about students and Google's propensity to give away android devices to IO attendees, they probably would need to go :-)

    10. Re:My school's CS club is very disappointed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a Smalltalk run-time with Smalltalk syntax put on top of C. You'll write far too mach Smalltalkesque most of the time, so you can't really imply that you will learn C by learning Objective C. You might learn a bit about Smalltalk languages and a bit about C control structures, but you won't normally use C functions in your code.

    11. Re:My school's CS club is very disappointed by lurch_mojoff · · Score: 1

      You may not write a lot of C functions in your code, but you'd using plenty of functions (and function like macros), which are part of Apple's frameworks. So you'll have to understand C functions if you write Objective-C code.

    12. Re:My school's CS club is very disappointed by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      C++ is not a strict superset of C. Your example doesn't work.

      As far as I'm aware, one of the C++ standards was- if not a strict superset- then at least a close enough superset of C that the OP's assertion should still have been able to be applied.... if that assertion had been valid in the first place, which it wasn't, for the reasons I gave! In other words, I was arguing that *regardless* of whether C++ was a superset of C or not, "knowing" C++ did not automatically imply that one would know C.

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  6. no scalping by Tumbleweed · · Score: 1

    All Google has to do is ban scalping of the tickets. You buy a ticket, YOU get in, not the holder of the ticket.

    1. Re:no scalping by pohl · · Score: 1

      All Google has to do is ban scalping of the tickets. You buy a ticket, YOU get in, not the holder of the ticket.

      How would one implement that while maintaining the ability for a business to decouple purchasing a ticket from the decision of which member of a development team gets to go?

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    2. Re:no scalping by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do you propose to enforce this magic?

    3. Re:no scalping by Overzeetop · · Score: 2

      Agreed. For all the technology and data store that Google has, they're probably be able to barcode the tickets to your DNA. It should be a no-transfer ticket, but you can turn your ticket back in and allow them to send them to wait-listed people if you decide you can't make it. Sort of an enforced don't-be-evil requirement for attendees!

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    4. Re:no scalping by Tumbleweed · · Score: 3, Interesting

      All Google has to do is ban scalping of the tickets. You buy a ticket, YOU get in, not the holder of the ticket.

      How would one implement that while maintaining the ability for a business to decouple purchasing a ticket from the decision of which member of a development team gets to go?

      So a business can buy a ticket for a to-be-named-later employee, but you gotta prove you're an employee of the company to use the ticket. You can get your money back up to a certain point in time, and that spot goes to the next person on a wait list. It's not that fucking hard to ban ticket scalping for these kinds of events.

    5. Re:no scalping by Desler · · Score: 1

      What is magic about checking a valid form of ID to verify that they are the purchaser? This may come as a shock but this 'magic' is currently used millions of times daily already.

    6. Re:no scalping by oddjob1244 · · Score: 2

      How do you propose to enforce this magic?

      Really? The same way they do at the airport.

    7. Re:no scalping by mattiaza · · Score: 1

      By having the business decide who gets to go before buying the ticket. It's only 3 months away, the "most appropriate team member" is unlikely to change.

    8. Re:no scalping by Desler · · Score: 1

      Link the ticket to the company and have the employee provide credentials to show they are a current employee. How was that hard to come up with?

    9. Re:no scalping by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      dunno.

      ask how 3gsm does it.

      hint: it's pricing the tickets accordingly so that they don't run out but you get a loooot of people to come, some of them sponsored by some company xyz some of them not.

      if there's scalping going on then the PRICE WAS NOT RIGHT.

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    10. Re:no scalping by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      Company name on ticket, company ID required to get in.

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    11. Re:no scalping by sconeu · · Score: 1

      Google I/O will be using Perv Scanners?

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    12. Re:no scalping by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or just charge a price equivalent to what the resellers are charging.

      Look, if the resellers are selling tickets at a much higher price than Google then that is the market speaking; someone finds it to be a fair price for the event.

    13. Re:no scalping by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep and they'll laugh at all the tiny penises of Android developers. Everyone knows that iOS developers have the longest, thickest cocks.

    14. Re:no scalping by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Google I/O will be using Perv Scanners?

      Yep. They've got their I on your O.

    15. Re:no scalping by psmears · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Link the ticket to the company and have the employee provide credentials to show they are a current employee. How was that hard to come up with?

      "Yes, I do work for ScamScum Ticketing Inc. It says so right here in this letter - on their company letterhead! - which they conveniently sent me along with my overpriced ticket".

    16. Re:no scalping by gparent · · Score: 1

      What magic? Is this year 1? You look at the ID, and then you check if it matches what is written on the ticket. People can be fucking stupid sometimes...

    17. Re:no scalping by Roger+Lindsjo · · Score: 1

      How many companies actually have company ID? I have only seen it for companies with thousands or more employees.

    18. Re:no scalping by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 1

      How on earth would they do that with any authority? How does google know what an authentic Acme Software Employee badge looks like? I can have a badge made http://www.easyidcard.com/ pretty cheaply and easily.

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    19. Re:no scalping by Desler · · Score: 1

      No, that's not how it's done. Tons of conferences have employees come based on an employer purchasing them tickets. The company tells the conference runners who they are sending and the person's identity is checked based on an agreed upon Form of ID. This is a long solved problem.

    20. Re:no scalping by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      I work for one with 100 employees and we have one.

      If your business is sending 10 people at $900 a pop to Google i/o you can spend $49.00 on getting some ID's made.

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    21. Re:no scalping by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      s/have/are/

    22. Re:no scalping by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Likewise, if you're scalping tickets for $2k an extra few bucks for nice looking company IDs isn't much of an issue.

    23. Re:no scalping by Thuktun · · Score: 1

      I have a company picture ID, but it's also an electronic access card. Due to security considerations, it has no company or building information on it to make malicious usage more difficult should it be lost or stolen. Not really usable for third-party authentication.

      Since there's no standards about private company IDs, there's no reason someone couldn't fake up one that was more-official looking than the one I actually have.

    24. Re:no scalping by Skapare · · Score: 1

      Buy it in the name of a legitimate company prefixed with "designated employeee of".

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    25. Re:no scalping by St.Creed · · Score: 1

      I can also set up a new company for an hours worth of time and 50 dollars in fees. Adding the badges to "Fictitional App Writers, Inc." won't hurt the bottom line all that much. And they're not going to detect it.

      No, just let people get their own ticket. A company can decide to reimburse.

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    26. Re:no scalping by psmears · · Score: 1

      The company tells the conference runners who they are sending and the person's identity is checked based on an agreed upon Form of ID.

      I'm with you so far, but I still don't see how you distinguish between bona fide companies sending real employees, and scam companies sending "employees" (with genuine id!) who have paid over the odds for their tickets.

      This is a long solved problem.

      The solution you describe has existed for a long time - unfortunately it's the solution to a different problem. It does stop gatecrashers getting in to a conference they haven't paid for, but that's almost the opposite problem - these people have paid too much!

    27. Re:no scalping by s73v3r · · Score: 1

      No. Because your solution is basically, "Don't let the poor people in. You either have to be rich, or going at the behest of a company."

    28. Re:no scalping by s73v3r · · Score: 1

      No. Why should prices be higher? They shouldn't. You're essentially saying that only the rich should get to go.

    29. Re:no scalping by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perfect!

  7. Not really... by KingSkippus · · Score: 1

    Not really. The scalpers would just get hundreds (thousands?) of people to register to be in the lottery to ensure that they get the tickets. Hell, they could probably even get more that way.

    Honestly, I would think that the best way is to have some kind of lottery system combined with some process to vet people who are actually developers or industry folks who should be there. Maybe a really basic question about development that only developers would readily know the answer to. Once you've "passed," you don't have to do it again next year, you're automatically in the drawing (if you want to go, of course) for five years or such.

    I'd love to see the same thing for popular concerts and sporting events.

    1. Re:Not really... by cpu6502 · · Score: 0

      It's possible to scam the Ebay scalpers by simply saying, "Ticket not received." (Or if the ticket is tracked, then return an empty envelope and then ask for a refund.) Google could do this very easily to recover tickets from scalpers while depriving those scam scalpers of profit.

      And yes I think scammers deserve to be reverse-scammed. I've done it to many of them -- especially those who claim a game or video is "new" or "like new" but then deliver scratched-up junk that is really USED not new. i.e. Lying scumbags. I keep the game but get back the money (minus $2 for shipping). Teach the scammer that lying is costly.

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    2. Re:Not really... by The_K4 · · Score: 2

      So your solution is to commit mail and/or wire fraud?

    3. Re:Not really... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      So a scalper "lying" is bad, but you stealing property that he/she paid for is ok? How old are you?

    4. Re:Not really... by LostCluster · · Score: 1

      Google could reward actual developers only by requiring they have an app registered to them/their company in the official app store.

    5. Re:Not really... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except this conference is much more than an Android conference. Half the stuff is about ChromeOS, Google+, GWT, etc.

    6. Re:Not really... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you expecting applause for being a scammer, or admitting to it?

    7. Re:Not really... by cpu6502 · · Score: 0, Troll

      This is no different than acting in self-defense if someone comes at you with a knife & you shoot them..... except not that extreme. They shouldn't have described damaged good as "new" or "like new". They shouldn't have broken the law and oversold a ticket at more than it's worth.

      The scammer deserves to be scammed out of his item for his attempted fraud/theft of my money. (Actually I'd say he deserves to be jailed, but I'm not a cop. I can't exercise that power.)

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    8. Re:Not really... by ADRA · · Score: 1

      Just make the tickets named, and non-transferable. Tell people before sales that if your name doesn't match the ticket, you don't get in. Scalping over. Of course that doesn't stop the people who're just going to the conference for the hopes of netting some good swag, but the only true solution for that one would be some sort of accomplishments based invitation vetting process, which seems to be against the nature of these conferences.

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    9. Re:Not really... by s73v3r · · Score: 1

      Odds are that any such question would be fairly easy to Google.

      I think the best way to do so is to bind a ticket to a person, make them non-transferable but refundable, and hold a lottery to see who gets them. As tickets get refunded, people on the waiting list are given a chance to go.

    10. Re:Not really... by cpu6502 · · Score: 0

      >>>I felt I rated the product fairly,

      Scratches on the disc, or a missing manual, or cracked case is NOTHING like new. Guess you should have been honest instead of dishonest. Losing ~$15 will teach you a lesson.

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    11. Re:Not really... by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      The seller is committing wire fraud. Most tickets have conditions that they may not be resold for more than face value. Thus, upon receipt, the ticket is (by its own ToS) invalid. The valid ticket was never received. The seller selling invalid tickets as valid was committing the fraud, not the person that received the invalid tickets. Whether the venue is aware of the transaction or not does not change the fact that the ToS declares the ticket invalid.

    12. Re:Not really... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Guess you should have been honest instead of dishonest.

      Except it is your opinion that I was being dishonest. Try and sugarcoat it all you like, but fact is, you robbed me.

       

      Losing ~$15 will teach you a lesson.

      Yeah, to never sell to you again. I really hope you find yourself on the other end of such a transaction sometime, maybe it'll make you think twice before keeping the item and requesting your credit card company perform a charge-back.

    13. Re:Not really... by cpu6502 · · Score: 1

      >>>you robbed me

      No. YOU robbed me through describing a damaged/scratched-up disc as "like new" when it was nothing of the kind. You are nothing more than a scam artist, and deserve no more consideration than a Nigerian email scammer.

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    14. Re:Not really... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How many times, how many ways, must I repeat that it is your opinion that I mis-rated the product? You can disagree with my assessment, but that doesn't give you the right to go straight to your credit card company without even trying to work things out with me. You know, like a decent human being would.

      I'm sorry, but I'm afraid it is you, good sir, who is the scam artist. Making purchases on eBay, and then when they aren't as you expect, ordering your credit card company to perform a charge-back and then keeping the product without ever having contacted me. But I suppose I shouldn't be surprised that you'd resort to such thuggery.

    15. Re:Not really... by cpu6502 · · Score: 1

      >>>without even trying to work things out with me

      I always contact the Ebay seller first, but the truth is that 99% of them ignore the email because they KNOW they misdescribed a damaged/scratched disc as "like new" when it was nothing of the kind. i.e. They have no intent of refunding any money.

      So then I go to paypal, who advise me to send an envelope with tracking.

      And finally the credit card (if paypal can't recover the money because the scam artist emptied his account). The bottom line is that if a seller is going to screw a buyer, ignore emails requesting refunds, and ignore paypal's resolution process, then the selelr is an ASSHOLE. End of idscsuiin you arrogna torciekl who woudl teyr ot scam ME and bundreds of other Ebay bueyr.s Buirn in heell.

      Bastard ssellers. on basstard ebay are vbasytrasds.

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    16. Re:Not really... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I always contact the Ebay seller first

      Yeah, see, that bit of info could have done a lot more had you not withheld it till now. You don't exactly come across as a very reasonable person at times, so it wasn't hard to imagine you acting in the way I described.

  8. Re:First raspberry pi not goog IO by 19thNervousBreakdown · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The Raspberry Pi organization and its distributors are based in the UK and manufacturing is done in China. But don't let facts get in the way of paranoid rants.

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  9. Re:Damn! Missed out. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And where will I go to suck dick now.

    The after-party of the next Apple WWDC?

  10. From what I saw... by Necroman · · Score: 4, Informative

    I ended up getting a ticket, though I'm giving it to a co-worker (who work is paying to send).

    From what I saw, it wasn't actually a first-come first-serve setup. One of my co-workers who got in "queue" before me didn't get a ticket. I started about 5 minutes after they were posted and I got a ticket. So it seems that once you were in their queue, it may have been random who they gave the tickets to.

    I can't speak for others, but I attended Google I/O for their GWT (Google Web Toolkit) and related talks. The GWT sessions were actually rather popular, even though Android is the hip tech that everyone is interested in. I'm guessing people also wanted to attend the Android talks in hopes of getting free phones (some of the talks last year gave phones to people who went to that specific session).

    If I was a student in the Bay area, I would definitely fork over the money (only $300 for students) to get the free swag. But for a regular priced ticket ($900), plus hotel and travel, I figured it would have cost me around $2600. I couldn't justify that cost, especially since all the talks are posted to Youtube within a few days of the conference.

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    1. Re:From what I saw... by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      If I was a student in the Bay area, I would definitely fork over the money (only $300 for students) to get the free swag.

      If you're forking over $300 - then the swag isn't free. It cost $300.

    2. Re:From what I saw... by Necroman · · Score: 1

      point taken. :-D But last year at a minimum, everyone got a Galaxy Tab 10.1 and a Chromebook. If I would have ebay both of them, I would have made around $1200 (and tickets were $500 last year for full-price).

      But I guess I could argue the $300 is covering food and drinks. They feed you breakfast and lunch for the 3 days of the conference. As well there is 1 night of partying (with free alcohol, and live music (last year it was Jane's Addiction)).

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    3. Re:From what I saw... by gparent · · Score: 1

      If you're going to correct people on basic economics, consider that the swag they get greatly exceeds the cost of the conference. It literally costs nothing. Now if you want to include hotel, airfare, that's another story, but it doesn't apply to every attendee.

    4. Re:From what I saw... by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      Unless they're particularly inefficient, or you're a particularly heavy drinker/eater... they're making a profit of about $200-250 if you just look at applying it to the food.

  11. Buy a Tesla, give a Tesla by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Perhaps they should increase the ticket price to enough to buy two Teslas, one given to the attendee, one given to a deserving Google engineer.

  12. Re:First raspberry pi not goog IO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Shortage of tickets to google I/O and shortage of raspberry pi boards now equals food/clothing/housing shortages?

  13. Google would buy them back by Maximum+Prophet · · Score: 1

    If a developer couldn't go because of illness, Google could offer to buy them or at least broker them at face value to someone who could go. If the tickets were non-transferable except through the brokering service, that would be less evil than letting the scalpers get them.

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  14. Solutions to Scalping by Firethorn · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It's a little late, but I have two thoughts. One was a band that discovered something like 80% of their tickets had been bought by scalpers, who were demanding 10X the ticket price. Their solution? They held 3 more shows. The first, originally scheduled, show was practically empty - the other 3 were packed.

    Solution type: Increase supply.

    Another option is to hold a 'dutch auction' for the tickets. Easy enough for shows with one seating category, but only a touch more difficult with multiple to handle people who are willing to pay $X for 'good' seats, but $Y for 'normal' seats only if they don't get good ones. The tickets then go for the minimum price that 'just' sells all tickets. Yes, this means that only the richest and/or most dedicated fo fans get to go, but at least the money ends up in the hands of the artist's company, not scalpers. If the artists feel that the price has risen too much, add shows.

    Solution type: Increase the price so that demand equals supply.

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    1. Re:Solutions to Scalping by Pope · · Score: 4, Informative

      There was an even better solution to Hannah Montana or one of those other Disney types a year or so back: buyer's name goes on the ticket, and only that person can get in.

      The biggest problem is between bands demanding a certain amount of money per show to play, and the touring management companies who feed into it, raising ticket prices in the process. This mostly applies to older bands, but it's easy to see where it leads.

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    2. Re:Solutions to Scalping by EvanED · · Score: 1

      I've thought about this. The first solution, of course, is the best, and has the schadenfreude benefit of screwing the scalpers a bit.

      But I don't like the second one because of the drawback you mention. I'd prefer an approach like what Roger Waters used for his presale tickets for his recent tour of The Wall. Have a lottery to allocate tickets, but make the tickets non-transferable and check IDs at the will-call booth. (This is like what the other reply said.)

      It means that the prices remain in reach (still very expensive in the case of The Wall, but almost certainly still far less than what they'd otherwise have been), and I suspect goes a long way to reducing scalping. (Technically it could still have occurred as long as the scalper can travel to the venue to pick up tickets. You could even check IDs at the door if you wanted to eliminate that possibility.) Waters's lottery could have been better, but IMO the fundamentals were pretty sound.

    3. Re:Solutions to Scalping by Hatta · · Score: 2

      Bands time is finite, so they can't increase supply forever. And many of those popular bands feel some responsibility to their fans who've supported them for years. That means they don't want to charge limit their audience to the rich. In this case, neither of your solutions are workable.

      Fortunately, the Grateful Dead came up with a solution. Ticket lotteries. One entry per person, a small maximum number of tickets per entry. This way, at least you have a fair chance of getting a ticket, instead of it being stacked towards the rich or well connected.

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    4. Re:Solutions to Scalping by mounthood · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It's a little late, but I have two thoughts. One was a band that discovered something like 80% of their tickets had been bought by scalpers, who were demanding 10X the ticket price. Their solution? They held 3 more shows. The first, originally scheduled, show was practically empty - the other 3 were packed.

      Solution type: Increase supply.

      Another option is to hold a 'dutch auction' for the tickets. Easy enough for shows with one seating category, but only a touch more difficult with multiple to handle people who are willing to pay $X for 'good' seats, but $Y for 'normal' seats only if they don't get good ones. The tickets then go for the minimum price that 'just' sells all tickets. Yes, this means that only the richest and/or most dedicated fo fans get to go, but at least the money ends up in the hands of the artist's company, not scalpers. If the artists feel that the price has risen too much, add shows.

      Solution type: Increase the price so that demand equals supply.

      How about Google consider who they want in the audience, and make a strategy to get tickets to those people? They aren't trying to sell the most tickets or make the most money, but promote their technology. They could do simple things like: scatter pre-registration codes through tech channels months before, or have tech questions tied to the registration system, or make people identify their 3 main areas of interest and restrict tickets to those events, etc...

      Solution type: Innovative

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    5. Re:Solutions to Scalping by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      I've thought about this. The first solution, of course, is the best, and has the schadenfreude benefit of screwing the scalpers a bit.

      However, it's not always possible to increase supply. I'm pretty sure Metallica(and other bands of that popularity level) could hold two daily shows for the next decade and STILL be selling out every show if they charged $100/head.

      The lottery idea has some merit, but how do you decide who gets tickets? Do I get five friends together and each of us apply for five tickets? It might not be 'fun' for me to go unless I can go with my friends... I have five times the odds of getting a ticket than the poor guy who wants to go alone.

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    6. Re:Solutions to Scalping by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      In this case, it sounds like a good idea. A significant amount of work needed, but it might work better - and at $900 a ticket, you can afford to be selective. I was being more generic.

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    7. Re:Solutions to Scalping by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      It'd still allow scalping; it'd simply mean that the scalper would actually need to go to the show. Unless you mean that every ticket has to have pre-assigned names like plane tickets today.

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    8. Re:Solutions to Scalping by s73v3r · · Score: 1

      Increasing supply doesn't really work for something like this, though. There are only so many people that can fit into the venue, and only so many days the Google engineers can take to actually present stuff.

    9. Re:Solutions to Scalping by s73v3r · · Score: 1

      When you sign up for the lottery, you sign up for how many are in your party.

    10. Re:Solutions to Scalping by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Solution - hire more people and present simultaneously in 10+ venues.

    11. Re:Solutions to Scalping by TENTH+SHOW+JAM · · Score: 1

      Usually you can only buy n tickets against a single name. So Scalper plus 3 "friends" are now in attendance. Now scalper needs to make 33% profit on each ticket to break even (assuming scalper sees no value in being at the show). If it is Plus 1... then Scalper needs to sell second ticket for 200% sales price. Much harder to do.

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  15. Never buy Google I/O by Lucas123 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Personally, I like PCIe for internal and fiber optics for external. I don't think Google is even a hardware or network service provider. It's no wonder it sold out so quickly.

  16. A Better Way by Maximum+Prophet · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Google should post an open-ended problem. Those with the best solution get in for free, the worse your solution, the higher your cost. If you invent a one-of-a-kind, genius solution, Google hires you.

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    1. Re:A Better Way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they did post that stupid ball programming game a few weeks back and required g+ to play with it. if you did well, they probably gave you a ticket.

    2. Re:A Better Way by updog · · Score: 1

      I created a machine that was featured on the Google Developer's Google+ stream, and I did not get a ticket (nor even an early invitation code).

    3. Re:A Better Way by gknoy · · Score: 1

      I didn't even realize there was an objective to the game.

    4. Re:A Better Way by asylumx · · Score: 2

      In soviet google, genius solution invents you.

    5. Re:A Better Way by jittles · · Score: 1

      Google should post an open-ended problem. Those with the best solution get in for free, the worse your solution, the higher your cost. If you invent a one-of-a-kind, genius solution, Google hires you.

      How many times are you going to post the same comment in the same thread? And why are people modding both comments up?

  17. Obligatory hipster comment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Those who did not get tickets were not only disappointed and angry, but mystified as to why they were left out of a first-come, first-served sale despite being online and ready to buy the second the bell rang.

    Oh, please. BlizzCon was doing this to people long before Google made it cool.

    1. Re:Obligatory hipster comment by Skapare · · Score: 1

      It's the scale of the thing. Far far more people want to go than there are tickets/space. Google needs to hire out a football field plus its parking lot. Hell ... BUILD a football field complete with server farms under the stands.

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  18. I guess I'm not one of the lucky ones... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Man. I sure wish I could have gotten a ticket. :(

  19. For such a smart company, Google is STUPID by tekrat · · Score: 0

    Google seems to have lost it. They are quickly turning into a company that, mark my words, will be as easily hated as Microsoft.

    And this latest idiocy seems to be *exactly* the kind of stupid, not thinking about the problem, problem that Google now has.

    Clearly, over 75% of the "attendees" of this conference are not even going for the conference, they are going to get free shit.

    So, what's the point? How can you have a developers conference, when a large majority of the people there are not even going to be developers?

    I'm in agreement with the posters who have stated that there needs to be a little programming test to get in, that would seperate the developers from the posers.

    As their "system" stands now, scalpers rule the day, most of the people that *want* to develop don't get in, and most of the people that do get in have no actual interest in attending.

    I'm reminded of "TED", certainly in the early days of TED, where it was enormously expensive to get in, and Negroponte wrote an editorial in "New Media" magazine complaining "There are no new ideas here". -- Duh. "New Ideas" come from small studios, not giant corporations, who were the only ones who could afford to attend.

    Google is a big company now. And big companies only like to play with other big companies. It's unfortunate that they have lost sight so quickly, of what it was that brought them to where they are now.

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    1. Re:For such a smart company, Google is STUPID by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since when is Google a smart company?

      Google hires smart people, just like Microsoft, Intel, Apple and Amazon. However, their management SUCKS. Google's revenue is 99% advertising, and every attempt to branch out has failed. And they didn't fail because Google's developers lack talent. They failed because Google's lack of management makes the company tremendously disorganized and unfocused.

      It doesn't surprise me that Google I/O degenerated, because it looks like Google's management is asleep at the wheel while the employees take the company on thousands of random directions.

    2. Re:For such a smart company, Google is STUPID by PCM2 · · Score: 1

      I dunno. Sounds like sour grapes to me.

      I attended Google I/O last year. From what I can remember of the people I spoke to at the mixer event, one was building Web apps for a major university, and most of the rest were eager Android developers from small shops. They tended to skew young. I definitely did not see many of the classic blue shirt/khaki corporate developer types.

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    3. Re:For such a smart company, Google is STUPID by Skapare · · Score: 1

      You and me ... we can start our own company ... hire smart people that hate the advertising model. Anonymous Cowards, Inc.

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    4. Re:For such a smart company, Google is STUPID by s73v3r · · Score: 1

      Clearly, over 75% of the "attendees" of this conference are not even going for the conference, they are going to get free shit.

      Citation Needed.

  20. 6K QPS by updog · · Score: 2
    WIth 6,250 queries *per* *second* when registration opened at 7AM, it's not the least bit surprising not everyone who wanted a ticket got one: https://plus.google.com/107117483540235115863/posts/iyc4arLjidR

    i.e., the few thousand tickets available could have theoretically been sold out in seconds. The Moscone Center West would not even have the capacity for 25K+ Google employees, let alone the 10's of thousands of developers/students who would like to attend. My only point here is that there's a lot of demand and very little supply, so there's going to be a lot of disappointed people. I don't think a better registration system, programming challenges, doubling capacity, a lottery, etc will do much to placate everyone who wants a ticket. Perhaps the only sensible way to reduce demand would to be double, triple, or quadruple the price.

    FWIW, I've been in 2009 and 2011 - in my experience, it's mostly engineers, developers and others interested in and actively working on Google technology - not people there for just for the freebies (although they are certainly welcomed).

    1. Re:6K QPS by ADRA · · Score: 1

      Google employees and good friends didn't have to wait for tickets. My contemporary got his tickets couple weeks ago, and he may not even go...

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  21. rationing high-demand slots by davidwr · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Any of the following is probably better than "first come first served" when "first come" is hard to determine or unfair to large numbers of potential attendees

    1) Auction to the highest bidder. Takes scalping (mostly) out of the equation but locks out those of limited means. If you pride yourself on being non-greedy, donate the "over the face value" profits to charity.
    2) Limit "1 per organization" and prohibit transfers outside of a pre-files small list of alternate users. Limits scalping.
    3) Invitation-only event.
    4) Require participation to attend, e.g. submit a paper, if it's accepted, you get in but you also have to / get to present your paper.
    5) Require you submit a portfolio showing your presence is desirable for others who are there and/or that you are likely to benefit from attending more than someone else in line.
    6) Lottery.
    7) "Diversity" factors, e.g. we want 40%-50% of the attendees to be experts in the topic of the conference, 10%-20% to be newbies, and 30%-50% to be somewhat knowledgeable in the topic. Or, we don't want any more than 10% of attendees from the same company or more than 25% from the same industry segment.

    There are other ways to "shake things up a bit" as well.

    You can do this with just about any "over-subscribed" event from concert tickets to elementary-school transfer requests.

    "First come first served" has its place, but when people start standing in line early for the sole purpose of making a buck on eBay, then either they are denying others who really should be there but can't pay $$$ a slot or they are denying you or your charity the $$$ you could've made with an auction.

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    1. Re:rationing high-demand slots by Skapare · · Score: 1

      I would think Google would want to base the tickets on how active people are on Google+ and how INactive they are on Facebook (no doubt they have a way to track that down). Yeah, I'd even use Google+ for some swag.

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  22. Solution for Next Year by geoffrobinson · · Score: 1

    The first 500 people to actually use Google+ will get tickets.

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    1. Re:Solution for Next Year by Skapare · · Score: 1

      OMG! That means there's going to be an influx of 488 people trying to join Google+ in the same month!

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  23. Hey Vic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm still waiting for you to apologize to all the users that your moronic names policy alienated, like Skud and GrrlScientist. You are a hypocrite and an asshole.

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    1. Re:Hey Vic by Skapare · · Score: 1

      And don't forget "Anonymous Coward".

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  24. Easy Solution to the end of ticket scalpers! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Make tickets non transferable/non refundable with a system that would allow you to resell your ticket at cost if you cant attend. If ticket sells you get refund minus a processing fee, if it doesn't you own it.

    1. Re:Easy Solution to the end of ticket scalpers! by Skapare · · Score: 1

      Let the queued buyers click an option to offer to pay the added processing cost.

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  25. The need for fairness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why does everything have to be fair? It's google's show, they want ppl to show up. Boom done. Move on with your lives and stop whining.

  26. Re:Damn! Missed out. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And where will I go to suck dick now.

    The after-party of the next Apple WWDC?

    I'll leave that to Eric Raymond! Only the most wizened of hackers can handle that. Google is getting harder (pun intended!) every year, but it will take some time before its look-and-feel matches Apple's.

  27. Why make this event so exclusive? by sousoux · · Score: 1

    I would have thought that they wanted developers? This seems to push them into other hands.

    1. Re:Why make this event so exclusive? by Skapare · · Score: 1

      Apparently Google wants hackers to attend this year.

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  28. Obvious solution by symbolset · · Score: 1

    Bigger venue. If 100K people want to attend your event and pay $900 each, rent a bigger tent.

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    1. Re:Obvious solution by s73v3r · · Score: 1

      That's not always possible.

    2. Re:Obvious solution by PCM2 · · Score: 1

      100K attendees at a keynote makes the company throwing the event look good, but Google I/O isn't really that kind of event. It really is all developer-oriented content, and a lot of it involves code walk-throughs and the like. Panels and workshops like those don't necessarily scale. If attendees can't even ask questions, they don't see the content as being as valuable as at a smaller event.

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    3. Re:Obvious solution by symbolset · · Score: 1

      Look, for $90M a throw I'd hold the thing every month until the hangers-on gave up. Turn it into a profit center.

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    4. Re:Obvious solution by PCM2 · · Score: 1

      Well, lucky you're not Google, then, because Google films all of the sessions and makes the content free within a couple months. I dunno, getting free stuff is nice, and it makes a big PR splash for Google, but at the end of the day you're paying $900 plus travel costs for the free stuff, and everything else you get for free.

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  29. Here's the solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To get in you must present the ticket AND the ticket purchase receipt from authorized vendor. Announce that well before the conference so that nobody even thinks of scalping. :-)

  30. Please don't attend by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Vic Gundotra is one of the biggest assholes in the industry and the imbecile who came up with Real Names policy for Google+. You are doing yourself a disservice if you attend Google I/O. Rather, don't do it and send an e-mail to the Vic Gundotra asshole explaining why.

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    1. Re:Please don't attend by Skapare · · Score: 1

      So just go to a judge and have your name legally changed to "Anonymous Coward".

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  31. First world problem. by bartoku · · Score: 1

    Shortage of tickets to google I/O and shortage of raspberry pi boards now equals food/clothing/housing shortages.

  32. Rise ticket's price, not Google's earnings by bestalexguy · · Score: 1

    Auction off the tickets at various prices based on demand (so maybe someone will start using Google Checkout), maximize income, give the surplus money to charity (unemployed developers?).
    Much better than random choice of winners , much less time wasted.

    Enormously better than giving the extra money people are willing to pay to scalpers. Nobody likes them, everybody does his best to make them rich.

  33. might fall under vendor gifts/bribery by Chirs · · Score: 1

    Technically the employer paid for the conference, so it would be ethical for any significant swag to go to the employer to distribute as they see fit. (Which might be to the developer who went, or it might be a special award for employee-of-the-month or something...). Now if it was a competition, or a draw, or something like that then it might make sense for the developer to keep it since it wasn't expected as part of the conference registration.

    In any case, I'm fairly sure that according to a strict reading of our corporate ethics policy I probably wouldn't be able to keep something like a Nexus or a Chromebook anyways if it came from a company that we do business with. Need to avoid any semblance of impropriety.

  34. Ticket lotteries by Firethorn · · Score: 1

    You made a good point; some more thought and I might of come up with that system. You'll still get scalpers that way, but their income will be limited. They'd put in for the max tickets and hope to get lucky.

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  35. Google Dev Roadshow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Makes much more sense to have a continually running roadshow. Round the States and Round the world. The possibilities for flow on benefits are enormous.

  36. More pissed when Burning Man sold out by Heretic2 · · Score: 1

    Sold out of tickets that is...

  37. Capitalism is fairer by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

    The best thing to do is let the free market take care of this.

    For a software company like Zyanga who wants to port games to ChromeStore and Android a $800 ticket for each employee would be a godsend and would not be resented at all. The price is worth it to guarantee its place and well worth the ROI.

    True the college kid looking for his free phone might be pissed. But who should gain that valuable limited resource? Someone who is going to make money, provide a service, and create jobs, or the kid who wants a free phone and play with some code for his phone for fun?

    Scalpers correct the free market. Baseball and NFL owners tried to sell a small amount of tickets at first and then sky rocket the rates when seats become crowded. Scalpers quickly corrected this inefficiency to better the consumer.

  38. I decided I won't go by X10 · · Score: 1

    I planned to go to Google I/O. When they announced the date, they also announced that they would make sure that only developers would get tickets. I went in 2009 and 2010, but I didn't go in 2011 (despite being offered a pre-sales ticket) because I expected the ratio of developers to nitwits to further drop. When it became clear that this year, it would be "first come, first server", I decided not to try. As always, when there's a new conference, it's very interesting the first time, and the second time, but after that, the original people don't show up any more. That was true for Doors of Perception in the early nineties, that's true for a lot of conferences, that's true for Google I/O. We'll have to wait for another interesting initiative to attend one or two times.

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  39. So...just book a second one the next day is all by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

    When someone sells out like Nickelback, they just open a second tour date for that city, and voila, more tickets sold and more people are happy....why dont they just do the same thing here?

  40. How does scalping help the customer? by davidwr · · Score: 1

    Scalpers correct the free market. Baseball and NFL owners tried to sell a small amount of tickets at first and then sky rocket the rates when seats become crowded. Scalpers quickly corrected this inefficiency to better the consumer.

    Can you explain this in more detail?

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    1. Re:How does scalping help the customer? by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      The owners would sell tickets at a much lower price long before the game. Then right before the game starts they would jerk up the rates and sometimes refuse to broadcast a game on TV until more people would come to the game to pay for an inflated ticket.

      Scalpers ended this abuse by buying them when they are cheap and when the owners jerked up the prices the scalpers would sell the same tickets for cheaper. More seats were filled too which meant more consumers were able to watch the game rather than the owners trying to be greedy. A win for them.

      Remember if scalpers charge too much no one will buy them and everyone loses.