Technology For the Masses: Churches Going Hi-Tech
theodp writes "More and more, reports the Chicago Tribune, churches are embracing the use of tablets and smartphones during services. At Trinity United Church of Christ on Chicago's South Side, the Rev. Otis Moss III preaches from his iPad. 'There was a time in the church when the Gutenberg Bible was introduced,' notes early adopter Moss. 'There was a severe concern among ministers who were afraid the printed page would be such a distraction if you put it in the hands of people in worship.' Tech-savvy churchgoers are also on board. 'In the service, when they say to pull out Bibles, I pull that phone out,' Ted Allen Miller said of using his Android smartphone at Willow Creek Community Church."
Attitudes about tech like this vary widely by denomination, and with some groups this is no surprise at all.
Many Evangelical and Pentecostal groups have been using tons of tech and trying to make church look like Vegas for decades.
If these were small town Baptists on the other hand, I'd be shocked.
Just like anything else, it's different so some people will find it weird or wrong in the beginning. Or assume you are looking at porn in service or some equally ridiculous claim. And the only reason this is even a story is because it involves churches which are often steeped in tradition and not generally the first to use tech, although that's really a church by church decision.
I will shred my adversaries. Pull their eyes out just enough to turn them towards their mewing, mutilated faces. Illyria
...is that as more technology becomes available, the true believers seem MORE certain of their faith. I'm not sure if that is a result of the technology or just a shift in the way religions operate, but it seems like questioning your faith used to be considered a good thing and is now very much a bad thing.
Great warrior...hrmph! Wars not make one great.
I know this article will generate legions of flamewars and hostility. However, i would like to mention that belief in a God is not mutually exclusive with belief in science. Many religious worshipers don't think the world was literally created in 6 days, nor is 6000 years old, nor discard evolution.
Maybe we're all just really high tech, but my pastor has been using his laptop in services for ten or fifteen years. Rather than carrying a Bible and notepad, many of us in the congregation have been using laptops with Bible software for following along and note taking. One of the first things my wife did when she won an iPad was to get a Bible program and set up her note-taking system with it. Somehow I'm able to avoid the urge to check my email; I think in part because I have a close network of friends who won't hesitate to call me out if I'm goofing off.
Carrying a digital Bible has many advantages; quickly changing to another reference, access to different versions, cross referencing and Strongs lookups...I'd have trouble going back to paper.
I can tell you that the evangelicals down south have been doing this for years and years and years. I grew up being pointed to Blueletterbible.com too. (I was around 6 when we got AOL 2.0 or something, and around 12 when we got DSL; my dad was an early adopters).
It's funny, in retrospect, that these people couldn't figure out how basic biology functions and yet can manage to pump an image of a jumping and hollering preacher 40' in the air on an enormous projection screen. Hell, some of the churches we went to even had radio shows where they broadcasted the preacher's drivel worldwide.
The iPad and such might make it easier (especially when it comes to the really big books, as it definitely saves bulk in many cases), but I do have one nitpick with the summary...
re: " 'There was a severe concern among ministers who were afraid the printed page would be such a distraction if you put it in the hands of people in worship."
Err, the vast majority of a given population back then couldn't read, so on what rational basis would that concern be placed?
Quo usque tandem abutere, Nimbus, patientia nostra?
Wait, which religion has a zombie god? That sounds awesome! I might convert from Celestia worship for that.
The church has historically been an early adopter of mass communication technologies, the best example being the publication of the Gutenberg Bible which marked the start of the mass-produced book printing revolution. One Bible mobile app that I think is really notable is the YouVersion app (youversion.com): multiple translations, reading plans, bookmarks, notes, social networking; it has it all. An excellent example of a learning tool.
"We receive as friendly that which agrees with, we resist with dislike that which opposes us" - Faraday
Swiping things and making gestures with your fingers can now be considered christianly behavior.
What's the difference between "God created the universe" vs "big bang created the universe"? Did you know the big bang/expansion hypothesis was from Georges Lematre, a Belgian preist -- "The Cosmic Egg exploding at the moment of creation", as he described it.
Do you even lift?
These aren't the 'roids you're looking for.
Err, the vast majority of a given population back then couldn't read, so on what rational basis would that concern be placed
The ministers were afraid people would become curious with all those pretty printed symbols and tried to learn how to read them. Then they'd lose their minister jobs. Ignorance and superstition are close friends.
I go to church and do not believe in God. One of our two main ministers is a Buddhist. The other is Christian (of a near-Catholic variety). We publish the sermons weekly as an audio stream, are working on video, and have considered live streaming and tablet-formatted newsletters.
Attending a church, using a given technology, holding a particular belief, and being a member of a website are all independent events, with their own independent causative situations.
You do not have a moral or legal right to do absolutely anything you want.
this strikes me as a bad idea... a big part of going to a church service in person has to be human interactions and I'd think all the tablets would get in the way.
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Assuming it's a Christian church, why do you and the Buddhist do that? Seems a bit like working for a tobacco company and being against smoking.
'the printed page would be such a distraction if you put it in the hands of people in worship.'
Yup thinking for yourself is a terrible distraction, you just might learn something.
sense of security, like pockets jingling...
Communication tools tend to get a bit more love from churches. In 10 years we could have local, interactive mass anywhere. Most churches want that...especially for the sake of the sick.
Charisma is the measure of someone's ability to lie with a straight face.
The primary concern the clergy had with the laity having Bible's in their own language was that they might actually read it and compare what it said to what was being taught from the pulpit. Christianity has had almost 2000 years of significant forks - its history is rife with individuals trying to make their church more popular by blending in local non christian concepts, softening the tone of unpopular language, and removing or changing phrases that might offend. My favorite data point - God's name appears almost 7000 times in the original texts, yet most modern translations have dropped that to between three and zero! Why? Because 'its tradition not to use it', and 'it might confuse people who should believe that Jesus is God', which is hard to make people accept if the Bible is left in its original state as referring to Jesus as the Son of an Almighty God with a different name that most Christians have been told they should not even pronounce.
The power of the clergy came from them telling the people that the Bible was best left in Latin, they should believe what they were told, and follow what the King said. Their telling people to obey the King kept their comfortable relationship with the ruling classes. For a long time anyone in possession of a Bible in English would be executed, most often because they quickly realized the Trinity was a false teaching. For example, the last person officially burnt alive for this in England was a medical student in 1612.
Fun quote: "Canon 14. We prohibit also that the laity should not be permitted to have the books of the Old or New Testament; we most strictly forbid their having
any translation of these books." - The Church Council of Toulouse 1229 AD
Christianity totally rocks. Not only a zombie god, but you eat him.
Way better and less controversial or boring than other popular gods.
... never foresaw that religion would become the iPiate of the Masses...
Groucho Marx, on the other hand, embraced technology, although how it got in his pajamas we'll never know.
There is technology and organizations use that technology....How is this news?!
Someone from the pulpit pointed to me mid-sermon and asked me where my scriptures were. He had caught me looking at my PDA.
I held up my palm pilot, and continued reading the verses he was interested in us following.
He shook his head and said it was amazing that someone could hold the scriptures in such an itty bitty device, all those years ago.
Now, as I teach lessons at church, I'm "annoyed" because sometimes the kids are doing something OTHER than following the scriptures on their phones, and sharing it with others in the class.
I know that sometimes the word of God isn't the most enjoyable subject to be studying, but it's pretty disrespectful to be such a distraction during class.
Approximately the same difference as characters in a book acknowledging the author who wrote the book and characters in a book suggesting that the book contains sufficient conditions for it to have written itself.
It is funny how Angry Atheists and Conservative Christians. Take a such a simplistic view of the Bible, and usually cannot get past the first chapter of the Bible. And keep going back to it to disprove each other.
Genisus isn't a blueprint on how God created a world. They needed to start the book so that is how they started it. It doesn't really give a moral lesson, other then saying universe is big and complicated So complicated that God needed a day off. 7 days and 7 nights bits 7 is because it is Prime number and Prime numbers have been sacred, and most of the cultures didn't have that advanced of a number scheme of the time of the story to express large numbers.
However Genesis basically points out that a lot of our pain in the world is based on our desire for knowledge. Once we strive for knowledge we will know more pain and suffering, however after we get knowledge we as a culture can never go back to blissful ignorance.
If something is so important that you feel the need to post it on the internet... It probably isn't that important.
A gradual increase in literacy roughly coincided with books-- especially the bible-- being available in the vernacular (that is, not just "scholarly" languages like Greek and Latin).
Gamingmuseum.com: Give your 3D accelerator a rest.
Now that purely secular authorities are in charge, I'm sure we'd never see them enhance their power through the ignorance of the populace! 2,000+ page bills, anyone? "We need to pass the health care law so that you can see what is in it."
Gamingmuseum.com: Give your 3D accelerator a rest.
Catholics do.
There are 3 persons to one God.
The Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit.
The Father is alive and kicking.
The Son died and came back to live in 3 days (a Zombie)
The Holy Spirit (a ghost)
God is 2/3 undead.
If something is so important that you feel the need to post it on the internet... It probably isn't that important.
That's certainly a silly assumption.
You do not have a moral or legal right to do absolutely anything you want.
Have you ever put any thought into.. If Jesus was born in Bethlehem then it should be Jewish or Muslin.
Churches could create an app that displays the relevant verses/other information at a given time so you don't have to search for them. It could be implemented either by using a wifi network or a predetermined schedule.
my church streams services live and i have a few pointers
1 sort out your lighting during the install of the cameras
2 make sure that your outbound bandwidth can handle the stress of streaming
3 expand your sound "station" to hold all the "stuff" so that folks doing the various bits can coordinate
4 make sure whoever is first to speak during a service knows that Waiting For The Divine To Inspire only goes as far as when your service starts. (we actually have a projector with a timer in the corner as a Hint that shows other stuff during the service)
5 make sure that all of your Deacons "buy in" on the project before you start spending money.
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I would assume it was a Unitarian Universalist (UU), which is what I am. I remember going to Sunday School, learning about Noah’s arch, playing the evolution game, practicing medication, being taught how the brain works (The instructor brought in real human brain in formaldehyde – we were 9).
Theology and Science are two very important methods of thoughts – designed to asked different questions - Why are we hear and how things work.
UU are Existentialist in matters of faith. i.e. You personal belief (or non-belief) is based on your own personal experiences and not on external facts. And the best way to celebrate faith is to get together and explore it communally. That is, you believe in God because you have had a personal experience, not because Rabbi points to a burning bush while a priest point’s to a hole in the ground. As such there is a wide range belief. You can have people of Christen, Buddhist, Earth Centric, and Secular Humanism all in the same congregation.
I would say the same thing as a theist.
Isn't interesting how doing science requires believing in induction, that the future will be like the past. But if you don't assume that the reason why the future is like the past is due to God sustaining and creating those rules, you have laws of physics resting on nothing. There's no reason they won't change.
Or the fact that atheists trust their own rationality. I mean you have your thoughts being due to brains that weren't designed for any particular reason. Why trust your own rationality? As JBS Haldane wrote:
"If my mental processes are determined wholly by the motions of atoms in my brain, I have no reason to suppose that my beliefs are true ... and hence I have no reason for supposing my brain to be composed of atoms."
Or that materialists like to use immaterial laws of logic.
Funny goes both ways.
Except for ending slavery, the Nazis, communism, & securing American independence, war has never solved anything.
Your comment about modern translations is also confused. The Jews have a taboo on the pronunciation of the Name in Hebrew. This is why Jews may cheerfully say "God forbid" or "from your mouth to God's ears" - the word "God" in English isn't forbidden. (and I wouldn't directly print even a transliteration of the name on Slashdot, despite being an agnostic.) The nonexistent word "Jehovah" arises precisely because pointed versions of Torah used to point the name with the vowels of Adonai to remind the reader to substitute Adonai instead, and insufficiently educated Christians thought that it was a real word.
The real problem with the laity reading the Bible without sufficient education turned out to be entirely justified. The fear was that, through lack of scholarship, they wouldn't understand what they were reading, and would start up deviant sects. The existence of the Jehovah's Witnesses and the Mormons, which began in exactly such a way, makes the point. The really weird thing to my mind is the fundamentalist Evangelicals who combine the non-Biblical overemphasis on Jesus to which you (in my view correctly) allude, with a ridiculous misunderstanding of the way to understand Genesis.
From scarped cliff or quarried stone she cries "A thousand types are gone, I care for nothing, no not one."
LifeChurch actually wrote one of the most popular Bible apps out there. My pastor at my church has started telling people to pull out their phones and tabletts for about a year now. I went with a friend to a very traditional church at one time, and the pastor there, in his 70s, was preaching from his phone. It's still the Bible, no matter what form it takes. The electronic form makes it easier to make notes, cross reference, post to Facebook and Twitter, look up stuff online, and easier to carry. I actually find myself reading it more as I can easily carry it with me in my phone. It is probably the greatest advancement to the Bible since the Guttenberg press, with the NIV and other translations being the second greatest advancement (which you can also get in the Bible apps)
An interesting observation. But it was not the established Church that adopted the Gutenberg Bible -- printing and reading the Bible in the local language was actually heavily resisted and forbidden by the established Church of the time.
Rather, communication technology like the Gutenberg Bible played a central role in the reformation of the Church. It allowed those dissatisfied with the established church to learn and organize for themselves, and establish a new church, the Protestant movement, that was more to their liking and better suited their needs.
What will be interesting to see is not so much how established churches adopt new technology, they are generally quite slow and resist such technology. Rather, it will be interesting to see if today's disruptive communication technologies enable people to start new movements to reform the church, or create a new church better suited to our times. You may read up on the Emerging Church Movement to get a taste of what that may be like.
I think we're misusing the word zombie here.
It's my understanding that a resurrection is a complete respawn with original stats.
Can you cite some specific examples where God's name was redacted to emphasize Jesus' deity? There are no "original texts"; there are only oldest possible copies. Whenever I'm puzzled by popular interpretation of a difficult passage, I pull up a side-by-side comparison of the oldest source material and English translation. I don't read more than three words of Greek or Hebrew, but those two sites helpfully provide word-for-word literal translations (e.g., "Thus for loves the God the system as besides the son of-him the only-generated he gives that every the one-believing into him no should-be-being-destroyed but may-be-having life eternal"). While there are numerous places that a word with multiple possible meanings can (and does) lead to conflict over interpretation, I have never seen any translation issues that change the basic theology.
I prefer NOT to use technology for most bible reading. At times it helps as I can look up things quicker, but, I often get distracted and do something else non-related. As a leader of youth (12-14 yr olds), I see lots of iPods and such. Yes, they have a bible app, but, they are also doing other things that are not related (texting, games, etc). I think each person needs to carefully weigh the pros and cons of using technology. For me, I'm much more productive using the printed bible.
The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints has two official applications for smart phones. "Gospel Library" includes not only the Scriptures, but our hymnal, monthly magazines, and worship curriculum. The other application is a directory for the congregation - names, email addresses, phone numbers, and callings. It even includes a congregation calendar.
My biggest complaint is that currently only English content is available.
...of theists who actively deny science (evolution, global warming, complete lack of evidence of their favorite deity, etc.), yet they still get to use the fruits of all the technology derived from it.
I cringed when those ExxonMobil commercials came on during the Masters telecast... I mean, seriously - in a science test out of 31 countries, we came in 17th place?!?
I suppose Rick Santorum might think even that's too high; what else should you expect in a place where the intellectual bankruptcy of "intelligent" design is given equal weight in the classroom with evidence-based science?
However Genesis basically points out that a lot of our pain in the world is based on our desire for knowledge
Personally my feeling is that our desire for knowledge has reduced pain. And tuberculosis. And smallpox. And the need to scavenge wood to make a cup of boiled nettles. And hey, even pain.
Which just serves to confirm your ignorance.
No one should have an issue if someone spreads the hate based on knowledge and correct information. Informed hate, so to speak.
It's when ignorant mouth-breathers such as yourself seek to promote hate simply by parroting ignorance they may have heard or read elsewhere, probably in a schoolyard, that some of us feel the need to call you an ignorant moron.
At the very least, you should read the bible. At least then, you may have an argument to stand on.
What's the difference between "God created the universe" vs "big bang created the universe"?
One is testable and the other isn't -- obviously, we can't create another Big Bang, but we can test that, "If the Big Bang happened, the background radiation should look like X and the galaxies should act like Y, and there should be Z amounts of certain elements, etc.".
Not to mention that "God created the universe" is pretty vague. How? Which God? What can we learn from it?
I guess ipads arent just for looking smug and pretentious sitting in starbucks anymore where people go to sit and drink a 6 dollar coffee and browse facebook hoping people will think they are writing a novel just for the sake of being seeing using an ipad at starbucks. Now churchy people can go into church and show everyone that they to can spend money on a ipad.
Now they can strut it around church and say "Look at my ipad that can display a book written thousands of years ago that has been re-written and rewritten and rewritten, then revised by kings, then re-re-re-rewritten again by the church, then rewritten and rewritten and rewritten, then changed by the pope, then rewrriten again and all based on stories that happened hundreds of years after they happened by people who couldnt read or write"
1) A lighting "redesign" (adding 3 Source Four's from the back of the sanctuary to soften shadows) is in progress, and I'm in charge of that. We're likely only going to have one camera.
2) It can't, but can be upgraded to do so.
3) Only stuff I expect to need is a tiny Linux box. Seriously considering a Raspberry Pi with a web-based remote admin interface, because it screams "don't touch". Will likely end up with something small enough to fit in a spare slot in our audio rack.
4) We're a Unitarian Universalist church. We already run a tight schedule, because our congregation gets downright cranky if their coffee social hour gets delayed by that silly "sermon" thing.
5) Our board already likes the idea, and we have some influential/generous members who've offered to donate toward equipment and bandwidth.
Biggest roadblock is that nobody (myself included) can honestly say that a live stream is worth the time, effort, and instability it'd take to implement. There are a few technology-inclined people who are fine with managing complex systems, but many of the longtime volunteers who currently help are not. Even minor changes (like moving the mixer board) are met with resistance, because something's different. Live streaming has been discussed and is still an option for the future (and is being considered when other projects are discussed) but it's not likely to happen soon.
You do not have a moral or legal right to do absolutely anything you want.
What part of what I said, above, suggests to you that I promote hate? Or are you trying to read between the lines, as it were, and infer my attitudes about others based on my beliefs? It's fine and dandy if you want to infer that I'm superstitious, or even if you wish to infer that I'm ignorant... it's quite another to accuse me of actually promoting hatred.
Your own post, however, was sufficiently laced with direct insults and accusations to make one wonder if you, yourself, are not guilty of what you accused me of.
Happy 4th day of passover.
Filling pews with them is a not-insignificant expense. Perhaps it might be cheaper to access them online. Or add a geek factor by tying the e-hymnal to a MIDI church organ for a follow the bouncing ball sing-along.
Dear Jesus in heaven, thank you for giving America the brilliance to design (in California) such a wonderous device. Thank you for giving us the cunning to use filthy brown savages in the east to bring such a wonder to the (unwashed) masses at such a low price point. Please bless our heathen slaves understand that their lives are unimportant in the big picture...even more now that we're using iPad to glority You (we always intended to...it's just the fucking Bible apps are so tedious to write). I, pastor Doston, being of sound (right wing conservative) mind, promise never to use this device to download Grindr and seek out M2M action at rest stops and never to browse gay personals looking for that which I (oddly) RAIL against to my flock each Sunday. Please grant me the courage and to only use the toilet at any rest stops I may come across, the strength to hold the iPad and my shameful member at the same time and the wisdom to know the difference between a fellow worshiper and an undercover cop. Jesus, most important of all, grant me the ability to continue everything I do and still call myself a good Christian. Amen.
I don't know about to emphasize Jesus' divinity, but every time you see LORD in small-caps in your Bible, it's replacing the tetragrammaton, which is used as a placeholder for the name of God, due to the Jews attempting to remove any possibility of violating the third commandment.
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean there isn't an invisible demon about to eat your face
What part of allegorical story don't you understand? These are just stories to illustrate a point, or "parables," if you will.
https://www.eff.org/https-everywhere
Friends of mine were reading their bible and taking notes on an a handheld electronic device since the Palm Pilot was introduced in 1997. My congregation has been posting sermons online since 1998. Kindles and iPads are very common among my congregation these days, although the latter is primarily used by the children to play games before they're dismissed to their classes.
iPad is high tech? Saint Louis has a .com church. Here it is on Google Maps, the actual name of the church is faithchurchstlouis.com.
They operate in an abandoned warehouse that use to be an indoor go-kart track before they moved in.
my karma will be here long after I'm gone
Modern American churches have latched onto the latest in communication technology for many decades. Think, "Amy Semple McPherson".
Often this is done without a lot of reflection on effect and appropriateness.
I'd recommend the work of T. David Gordon, on media ecology. His lectures here (Reformed Worship in the Electronic Age) on the subject are quite good, though I think he gets some aspects of chirographic culture wrong.
(And if I never see another Powerpoint presentation in a service of worship again, I'll be most happy.)
After 3000+ years, religion has finally finished with hides, scrolls, codices and books, and moved back to tablets?
Secession is the right of all sentient beings.
Of course that doesn't apply to the New Testament, since there no extant copies of ANY New Testament manuscripts that contain the tetragrammaton or any derivation thereof. A real conundrum for JWs like kbonin who insist on putting "Jehovah" in various places throughout the New Testament inconsistently "translating" what is in Greek simply "Kyrios" (Lord). I say inconsistent, because if they rendered Kyrios as "Jehovah" in all places then we would end up reading this in the NWT for Philippians 2:11 --> "Every tongue should openly acknowledge that Jesus Christ is Jehovah to the glory of God the Father."
That doesn't exactly sit well with their Arian theology, so they selectively do not render "Jehovah" there even though it fits perfectly with their methodology in rendering Kyrios.
I don't know about to emphasize Jesus' divinity, but every time you see LORD in small-caps in your Bible, it's replacing the tetragrammaton, which is used as a placeholder for the name of God, due to the Jews attempting to remove any possibility of violating the third commandment.
The tetragrammaton isn't a placeholder for the name of God, it is the name of God, only without vowel points (niqqud). And because of the lack of niqqud (or the use of niqqud for Adonai), and the prohibitions on saying the name of God, we don't know how it's pronounced.
The ministers were afraid people would become curious with all those pretty printed symbols and tried to learn how to read them. Then they'd lose their minister jobs. Ignorance and superstition are close friends.
Once again, the old "educate them and they'll lose faith" saw.
Except... it's not true, and never has been. The spread of literacy and Christianity went hand-in-hand in the West. You're more likely to be deeply faithful if you can read your own scriptures, not less. And especially in the case of Americans that are religious, they tend to be especially more so the higher their level of education:
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Many in the pundit class identify religion as something of a regressive tendency, embraced by the less enlightened, the less skilled, intelligent and educated...Some might be surprised to learn that religious affiliation grows with education levels. A new University of Nebraska study finds that with each additional year of education, the odds of attending religious services increased by 15%. The educated, the study found, may not be eschewing religion, as social science has long maintained, even if their spiritual views tend to be less narrow, and less overtly tied to politics, than among the less schooled.
I've noted here in past posts that the 9/11 hijackers were all educated, and that the London bombers were British-born, with a lifetime of Western liberal educations and economic and political opportunity. Their immigrant parents were poor and uneducated when they came to the UK, and were much more moderate. And yet their Westernized, educated children chose Jihad.
Life is hard, and the world is cruel
"3) Only stuff I expect to need is a tiny Linux box. Seriously considering a Raspberry Pi with a web-based remote admin interface, because it screams "don't touch". Will likely end up with something small enough to fit in a spare slot in our audio rack."
i would say that unless you have a fairly small sanctuary you will need at least 2 cameras and you will most likely need a medium to large box to run things (we use a Mac Pro) if you are worried about folks futzing with the equipment then setup things so that you can hide the keyboard mouse and control bits when they are not IN USE.
not counting the outbound stuff if you setup things to get a good recording you just about get Live Streaming for "free"
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I came here hoping for some lame puns, witty observations, and amusing church technofail anecdotes. Instead it's all rage, so I'll try to make with the funny.
I was writing down a song in powerpoint for use with the church's overhead projector. When a stanza was repeated, I would just put " x2" at the end of it, to save time and space. Like "Oh happy day x2". Well for the last verse of this song, you don't sing any words, you just sing the melody as "la la la". I wasn't thinking clearly, so when they got to that verse, they saw the phrase "La x47". This wouldn't have been such a big deal if the sermon hadn't been about laziness. There were some programmers there too, and I caught them counting to make sure I had the number right!
For the entire service I felt like Ned Flanders when Reverend Lovejoy was preaching a sermon titled "What Ned Did".
Wait, which religion has a zombie god? That sounds awesome! I might convert from Celestia worship for that.
I know you say that to get a rise of out Christians, but if you're going to do so, at least remember that Zombies are mindless. Maybe "undead" would be a little more accurate for your purposes. After all, the Bible said that Christ told the witnesses "Be not afraid", not "Braaaiiiinnnnss!".
Life is hard, and the world is cruel
Jesus was not a zombie. He was not mindless, nor did he consume anyone No was a ghoul or a white. Although his soul and intellect were intact, he was not a rotting corpse. H was not a vampire. While he transubstantiated wine into blood, he never drank it from a person. Jesus was not a ghost or a wraith. He was corporeal and still had his wounds. It is clear. Jesus was a lich.
I think its over generalizing to depict extreme examples of Christianity that you learned about in the media. Irregardless of the flamewar in this thread, lets return to the topic at hand. Its the use of technology in congregation. While I believe we all have a right to worship how we see fit (and if you choose not to, that's your choice) lets put this in another context. If you were in an assembled group of people for anything, be it a conference, some work related function, or even church, do you not think that technology has the ability to detract the attention span? Here you are with the boss, leader, or pastor presenting some sales pitch, training or sermon. While technology could be great at delivering visual aides and helping you reference things, it can also hinder your ability because you are shifting your attention and have the capability to become distracted. I can see some advantage in using technology to supplement a teaching, but I feel like you need balance to make that human connection.
Well in so much as we can know anything about the outside world (which is an interesting, if unsolvable, question for epistemology), we can know that the world follows predictable patterns. And we can know what those patterns are.
Essentially, if we accept that the external world exists and we perceive it roughly as it "is", we can "know" things by science without relying on magical thinking.
Interestingly one of the first people to pose the problem of the external world, Descartes ("I think, therefore I am"), did manage to "prove" the existence of God - unfortunately, it was more like "well, I just know because I can feel it".
I have developed a truly marvelous proof of this comment, which this signature is too narrow to contain.
6. Makes sure pastor finishes at local rest stop in time for curtain call
Isn't interesting how doing science requires believing in induction, that the future will be like the past.
Living requires the assumption that the future will be like the (apparent) past. If the future is unrelated to the past, then memory and experience and choice and action are all meaningless. For there to be such a thing as choice, one must be able to predict the effects of one's actions. The point of choosing an action is to have a certain effect on the future. If the future does not follow from the past, experience is useless, and memories may well be arbitrary—after all, they're being remembered in the future compared to the time those memories were supposedly made.
You can't choose to believe that the future does not follow from the past without contradiction. Perhaps it doesn't—but there is no point in entertaining that possibility. It can never form the basis for any action or belief.
But if you don't assume that the reason why the future is like the past is due to God sustaining and creating those rules, you have laws of physics resting on nothing. There's no reason they won't change.
And if you do assume that, then you have the laws of physics resting on an unfounded belief, and there is still no reason why they won't change. Since the result is the same, one might as well choose the principle with fewer unnecessary assumptions.
Or the fact that atheists trust their own rationality. I mean you have your thoughts being due to brains that weren't designed for any particular reason. Why trust your own rationality?
You are attempting to make a rational argument against rationality. This is a contradiction. If your argument against rationality were well-founded, it would invalidate itself.
One trusts one's own rationality—within limits—because one has no choice.
"The state is that great fiction by which everyone tries to live at the expense of everyone else." - Bastiat
I am absolutely in agreement with you on the doctrine of the Trinity; it isn't to be found in the Bible but is an accretion as the early Church become the State religion of the Roman Empire, in both Eastern and Western flavors.
Where I disagree is that you have a very simplistic view of the history of the Churches. Your idea that " its history is rife with individuals trying to make their church more popular by blending in local non christian concepts, softening the tone of unpopular language, and removing or changing phrases that might offend" applies to the early Church and much missionary activity in Africa, but is a complete misrepresentation of the actual mainstream history of the Church, which has been trying to get back to a more authentic Christianity in many variants for a long time, from the Irish Church in the Dark Ages through the Cathars and the mainstream Protestants, along with renewal in the Catholic Church itself (the Reformation and Liberation Theology.) The simple fact that attempts at Catholic renewal have largely failed, so that the present Pope looks backwards to the Roman Empire rather than forwards, doesn't mean that there are not many Catholics who privately side with Hans Kung, for instance.
Unless you have studied the historic background in real depth - and I haven't, I am no expert - it is a great mistake to pontificate about the origins and development of Christianity. The Bible may be wrong in many respects about factual matters, but it has a significant impact on world affairs right down to the election of American politicians. It needs to be recognised for what it is: a very dangerous weapon in the wrong hands. I forget who said it, but there is a saying that the calibre of big ideas is more important even than the calibre of big guns.
From scarped cliff or quarried stone she cries "A thousand types are gone, I care for nothing, no not one."
The primary point of Resurrection (7th level, Cl) is to restore complete vitality and life to a subject. You may be confusing it with the spell Raise Dead (3rd level, Cl), which is a spell that creates the undead you refer to. Both are considered necromantic, so it's understandable that a novice might get them mixed up.
Given, however, that Jesus wounds were still visible after his resuscitation, the conditions are probably more in line with Raise Dead (5th level, Cl), which restores life, but does not actually regenerate any tissue.
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FWIW, the third level spell is Animate Dead.
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I started using a bible "app" on my Palm III back in 1998. Granted, I had to pay an exorbitant amount of money to double the internal memory to install them.
As a former Pastor, I was utilizing a Fujitsu Tablet-PC running XP to do the same things referenced in this article around 2002. (Even had the hymns and liturgy in PDF format, as well as sermon, and a separate Bible program.)
The only 'new' thing is that the technology is now dumbed-down enough for anybody to do it. (Which is cool, but doesn't strike me as 'early adoption' in any way.)
Your comment, and the article you cite, should rate as insightful, and you have put it most succinctly. At the very least, the educated tend to think more deeply about why and how things are as they are, and to consult more widely. They also may well feel more strongly about ideas than the uneducated.
From scarped cliff or quarried stone she cries "A thousand types are gone, I care for nothing, no not one."
Can you also test for why the laws of physics are they way they are? Can you test for why there was a big bang in the first place?
You can write software to simulate the early universe. If gravity is too strong, it collapses back on itself. Too weak, stars won't form. And in this simulated universe, Korin43 is God, the one who set the laws of physics. Run your simulation long enough and planets will form, life will form, and intelligence will form. And they'll develop formulas to describe the laws of physics around them. But they won't know that those laws are just some numbers that God (aka Korin43) put in a config file before running the simulation.
Do you even lift?
These aren't the 'roids you're looking for.
A sad thing is that Post Vatican II Catholics ought to be reading their Bible's everyday. Yet some of the older ones are still "old school" and refuse to even look at the thing. In their minds the bible = conflict, disagreement, confusion, heresy, etc... and it's best to be completely avoided.
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Thank you for that, it appears that the one I attend may be one of these (WSCC). Here's a link for the lazy to what wikipedia says about the "emergent church" -- which I'd not heard of. So thank you again for expansing my knowledge.
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>adults with imaginary friends
Agreed, and it could be added that we have Islamic scholarship to thank for much of our knowledge of the ancient world, not to mention significant scientific achievements of its own.
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I know you say that to get a rise of out Christians,
Actually, no, I didn't, as shown by my comments above how Jesus != zombie, IMHO.
Unless you meant the Celestia part because some evangelicals consider unicorns evil.
The Rev. Landon Whitsett, Vice Moderator of the General Assembly of the Presbyterian Church (U.S.A.) preaches from his iPad. I've seen him do it. Fantastic!
If you don't believe in God, why do you go to church? How can a Bhuddist priest be a Christian preacher? Your post makes no sense at all.
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It is funny how Angry Atheists and Conservative Christians [are].
There was a study a year or two ago that showed that Catholics, protestants, and agnostics had normal hippocampuses, while evangelicals and athiests have smaller than normal hippocampuses, which explains their obstinacy and anger.
However Genesis basically points out that a lot of our pain in the world is based on our desire for knowledge.
On the contrary, it isn't the desire for knowledge that causes pain, but ignorance. From Proverbs:
Although I think you're referring to Adam and Eve eating the fruit of the tree of knowledge of good an evil. It was the tree of death and pain. You cannot know good and evil unless you know death and pain.
Ignorance is not bliss, there is such a thing as a free lunch, and you don't always get what you pay for. Don't just accept words blindly, think about what those words say.
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Putting scriptures on an tablet/phone is just the beginning (no, not the beginning in Genesis 1:1). The faith to which I subscribe uses the web for record keeping, congregation member and leadership directories, calendaring, live video streaming of worldwide services, social networking, etc. (www.lds.org) It also uses crowd sourcing for various projects. Most articles on our website contain posting links to Facebook, g+, Delicious, and Twitter. We have a YouTube channel. We even have a site dedicated to technology projects with active users who are both professionals (paid) and volunteers - tech.lds.org. In relation to the article, our canon of scripture, as well as monthly magazines and teaching manuals, have been published on iPhone/Pad, Android, BlackBerry, Palm, WP7, and webOS. *steps down from soapbox*
Religion, just like any other organization, has a lot to gain from using technology wisely.
Well... the Buddhist and the Christian ministers are married, so of course they'll preach at the same church. On Palm Sunday, we had a guest speaker, who happened to also me our music director. After running into the sanctuary singing about being late for church, he wet his throat from a martini glass before speaking, and ended the service with a drum solo blending into a polka. The Christian minister danced in the aisle with one of our atheist members, before we all filed out of the sanctuary to go worship our sacred coffeepot.
I am being completely honest about all that, too.
My church is Unitarian Universalist. We don't care who you are, what you believe, or (generally) what your political preferences are, as long as you treat other people with dignity and respect. Our sermons usually revolve around taking lessons from ancient and modern philosophy, and applying them to our lives to help others and generally work toward a better society, with very loose definitions of "better". On special occasions, such as April Fool's Day, we'll adjust the service to focus more on that holiday. Services are followed by a social coffee hour, where we discuss the service and socialize.
You do not have a moral or legal right to do absolutely anything you want.
Thanks for the reply. I'm curious, do you attend church at a Sports Car Club? Or is the link wrong?
"There's no reason they won't change."
Of course. It's called the "It Works" Principle.
This principle is complemented by its cousin, the "Change" principle. Which states that if something changes, we change our views accordingly.
In other words - if suddenly magic starts working, scientists will study it, deduce its laws, and start using it regularly. But so far it doesn't work.
Weren't they the ones that Moses brought down from Mt Sinai?
(Thank you, I'm here 'til Thursday).
"The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes" - Winston Churchill
If it had predictable laws, then it wouldn't be magic... it would just be science that we don't understand yet.
Magic breaks laws. That's the whole point. If you really want to follow a predictable set of laws, you just use math and technology.
Were such magic to start actually working, its inability to be predicted or quantified into a finite set of laws that govern its operation could potentially limit magic's practicality for many tasks, but that does not mean it could not ever be useful.
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Can you also test for why the laws of physics are they way they are? Can you test for why there was a big bang in the first place?
I think you're confused about the scope of the Big Bang theory -- it attempts to explain what happened, not why. Whether the Big Bang was started by God, the machines, or something we're not aware of makes no difference.
I'm not interested in arguing about Creationism, I was just answering the question ("What's the difference between 'God created the universe' vs 'big bang created the universe'?")
Isn't interesting how doing science requires believing in induction, that the future will be like the past
It's worked pretty well so far. Here's a little test: You can fly in Airplane A which has been built according to the best understanding of scientific principles. Be aware that there's a tiny chance that the laws of physics will suddenly change and you'll be splattered all over a mountain.
Or you can fly in Airplane B which consists of pieces of plywood screwed haphazardly to a lead frame. Airplane B, however, has been blessed by the clergy of every major religion and will be flown only by those who have complete faith in God and God's ability to perform miracles.
Which plane would you choose to board?
I don't think you get my overall point. The law-like understanding of the world is under-girded by theistic assumptions. I would go with Airplane A and theism backs that belief up.
Except for ending slavery, the Nazis, communism, & securing American independence, war has never solved anything.
I know you say that to get a rise of out Christians,
Actually, no, I didn't, as shown by my comments above how Jesus != zombie, IMHO.
Unless you meant the Celestia part because some evangelicals consider unicorns evil.
I misread you then, and apologize.
Life is hard, and the world is cruel
Magic is knowing something that others don't. So it only breaks the physical laws known by the general populace. The stereotypical example is a modern explorer encountering a jungle tribe - magic objects that can talk (phone, voice recorder) and move around by themselves (4WD). Or Clarke's summation: Any sufficiently advanced civilisation is indistinguishable from magic.
Agreed, and it could be added that we have Islamic scholarship to thank for much of our knowledge of the ancient world, not to mention significant scientific achievements of its own.
Any scholarly achievements are quite independent of faith, whether in Islam or Christianity. Being a great scientist and a devout Muslim or Christian is like being a great scientist and having red hair. One doesn't cause the other.
To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it
Clarke's law is that any sufficiently technology is indistinguishable from magic, not that any sufficiently advanced technology *IS* magic.
And as I said... real magic, if it could actually exist (which I know it cannot), I would expect to literally break any and all rules. It wouldn't be just advanced science, it would be, quite simply, magic... and nothing but.
Of course, the reverse corollary of Clarke's law also applies... that real magic would be indistinguishable from sufficiently advanced technology, so it stands to reason that even if real magic could exist, we might not recognize it for what it is, and would doubtless still attempt to find laws which govern its operation, just as we would with any newly discovered phenomena. With real magic, however, I would expect that odds are high such laws would ultimately reveal themselves to naught else but superstition rather than be genuine predictors of behavior. They might be still adequate for most purposes, however.
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I would tend to agree. But it does fly in the face of the "people of faith are irrational/ignorant/anti-science" meme that's so popular here. Actually, if there is anything that is truly irrational and ignorant, it is to judge a group of over a billion people (both Christians and Muslims would quality in the broadest sense) by the purported actions of a few. Sadly, that kind of bigotry is alive and well today.
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The link was wrong, sorry, here's the correct one.
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It sounds like a good church.
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How does assuming that the laws of nature don't change suddenly imply "theism"? That is a non-sequitur.
We all have what called basic beliefs. Beliefs that have to be assumed to function but can't be proved in the traditional sense. Think the law of non-contradiction. Induction is like that.
When we take many of those basic beliefs, we only have warrant for those assumptions when we work within a theistic framework. So induction is at home with a God who creates and sustains the laws of physics. Having laws of physics based on and hanging on nothing gives us no warrant for that assumption.
Except for ending slavery, the Nazis, communism, & securing American independence, war has never solved anything.