Apple Developing Tool To Remove Flashback
Trailrunner7 writes, quoting Threatpost: "Apple is planning to release a software fix that will find and remove the Flashback malware that has been haunting Mac users for several months now. ... Apple said on Tuesday that it was in the process of developing a tool that would detect and remove Flashback, but the company did not specify when the fix would be available. Security researchers and customers have been questioning why Apple hasn't yet provided a fix for the malware even though Flashback has been around in one form or another for more than six months now."
he would hire elite apple assasins to kill these supposed security researchers to stop the bad news
Security researchers and customers have been questioning why Apple hasn't yet provided a fix for the malware even though Flashback has been around in one form or another for more than six months now.
Because they're doing the same thing Microsoft does with its slow-as-molasses patches: testing for side effects, on every major application, on every piece of hardware they can get their hands on.
You do not have a moral or legal right to do absolutely anything you want.
It's not a bug.....it's a feature.
"The average reporter we talk to is 27 years old......They literally know nothing." - Ben Rhodes
Unfortunately, security isn't that big of a deal to Apple...yet. With the increase in market penetration the bulls-eye on Macs is getting larger and a lot more tempting; hopefully they realize this before something very serious happens and take steps to bolster their in-house security research (or hell, outsource it).
Would probably help if you didn't make it your desktop wallpaper.
Here's how to figure out if you have it (from Gizmodo):
1.Run the following command in Terminal: /Applications/Safari.app/Contents/Info LSEnvironment
defaults read
2. Take note of the value, DYLD_INSERT_LIBRARIES
3. Proceed to step 8 if you got the following error message:
"The domain/default pair of (/Applications/Safari.app/Contents/Info, LSEnvironment) does not exist"
If you don't get that error message, well, time to head to F-Secure for your fix. If you're clean so far, you can move on to step eight:
8. Run the following command in Terminal:
defaults read ~/.MacOSX/environment DYLD_INSERT_LIBRARIES
9. Take note of the result. Your system is already clean of this variant if you got an error message similar to the following:
"The domain/default pair of (/Users/joe/.MacOSX/environment, DYLD_INSERT_LIBRARIES) does not exist"
In other words: "does not exist" means you've got a healthy rig. Anything else, just keep following F-Secure's instructions to vanquish the intruder.
It's a tired Koala!
It pays to be obvious, especially if you have a reputation for being subtle.
he would hire elite apple assasins to kill these supposed security researchers to stop the bad news
You fools, don't you realize Steve Jobs himself was the elite apple assassin?
Concealed under his black shinobi-shzoku-turtleneck was a lethal array of ninja weapons; many an unlucky Samsung executive or uncooperative tech-journalist has met their end at his hands, dispatched by a Firewire-cable garrot or iShuriken (they're like regular Shuriken, but with patented rounded corners). Gates himself has only survived thanks to the vigilant guard of his hulking 'roid-enhanced genetically engineered gorilla henchman.
He was a shinobi of un-matched caliber, until his fateful battle against Google-fu masters Page and Brin, when he was felled by the Pancreas Death-Strike technique.
Because they are working on the next version of OS X: Honey badger. It don't give a shit.
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Casual web searches don't turn up anything other than exploiting a vulnerability to get onto your machine (bad enough!).
Did anyone successfully command it to do anything?
To a Lisp hacker, XML is S-expressions in drag.
i got the joke, idiot. the joke YOU'RE not getting is that i'm attacking his grammar nazi attack with one of my own. also, he didn't need to use the word "with" at all. "Proper grammar, Yoda would speak," makes just as much sense and has better grammar. adding the word "with" in his case really does make it sound awkward. if you don't like crow, you can always eat a shit taco and die. everyone knows how Yoda speak works, like everyone knows pig latin. we don't need a primer on that either. douchebag.
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