Navy To Auction Stealth Ship
First time accepted submitter Sparticus789 writes "Looks like the Navy is doing some housecleaning and selling off failed experiments, 'Yup, the Lockheed Martin-built Sea Shadow is being auctioned off from its home in the Suisun Bay ghost fleet in California.' Bidding is right now at $100,000 and it even comes with the dock. Don't get your hopes up of an evil hideout, the fine print says 'The ex-sea shadow shall be disposed of by completely dismantling and scrapping within the U.S.A."
It's only a failed experiment if nothing's learned. More often than not, experiments don't produce the expected result. It's how we learn.
It's a shame it has to be dismantled.
What they are asking is that the ship be dismantled and the design reverse engineered in the US, rather than overseas.
So, I guess Tomorrow Dies after all...
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"Don't get your hopes up of an evil hideout, the fine print says 'The ex-sea shadow shall be disposed of by completely dismantling and scrapping within the U.S.A.""
Yeah, because as an evil supervillian, I always make certain that I strictly abide by my contracts with the US government.
Also, my lawyers have reminded me that the contract says nothing about not re-assembling it, or not using all the information gleaned by disassembling it to build a new one. Eeeexcellent.
Seriously, it's a stealth ship in a ghost fleet. If it can be found, I think it's safe to call it a failed experiment.
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Too bad she's so slow, otherwise the US Coast Guard might have found a use for her.
Nothing spec'd in there about time frame for dismantling it.
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Its lines went beautifully with my Volcano Island underground lair.
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Why not transfer the ship from the USN, to the US Border Patrol and do a 'little real fishing' for drug runners & smugglers? It may be a failed design from a contract contest, but it certainly could be useful elsewhere, far more sensible, to me.
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There is a second item included:
THE EX-HUGHES MINING BARGE (HMB-1), COVERED SEMI-SUBMERSIBLE DECK CARGO BARGE/FLOATING DRY-DOCK (WITH DOCKED EX-SEA SHADOW (IX-529) ON BOARD.) HMB-1 â" LIGHT DISPLACEMENT: 4,585 TONS, LENGTH OVER ALL): 324 FEET, BREATH: 106.8 FEET, DEPTH: 18.8 FEET, HEIGHT OF WING WALLS ABOVE MAIN DECK: 62 FEET, LENGTH INSIDE WING WALLS: 276 FEET, WIDTH INSIDE WING WALLS: 76.6 FEET, YEAR BUILT: 1972, DRAFT: FORWARD: 8 FEET, AFT: 9 FEET, AIR DRAFT: 97.7 FEET, BUILDER: NATIONAL STEEL SHIP BUILDING COMPANY, SAN DIEGO, CA., CONSTRUCTION: WELDED STEEL, SPOON BOW AND FLAT BOTTOM WITH 18 INCH DEAD RISE, AND RADIUS BILGE PLATING.
I guess the HMB-1 is what is really interesting for legit buyers. Lots of old-fashioned steel for melting down there, or maybe the buyer has use for the floating dock (there is no requirement to scrap the HMB-1).
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Don't be an ass. It's not a "privilege", it's solid money. Because scrap has value -- same reason a junkyard will pay you for the "privilege" of scrapping your car. If you're not confident you can make more than X+Y dollars, where Y is the cost of dismantling it to scrappable components, you don't bid $X for it -- really simple.
Quite frankly, bloated MIC or no, I'd much rather the Navy sell vessels rendered useless for whatever reason and let someone else scrap them, rather than doing that themselves. Dismantling ships for maximum scrap calue is not something they're particularly good at, being specialized in rather more, ah, high-energy disassembly methods.
For scrap metal. That's why its so cheap.
You do know the Barge alone has a scrap value of about 8 million dollars, and that is assuming you only scrap it out for the metal content in it. Scrapping a ship is good money even if your only making 90 cents a pound.
Let alone anything of value that might be in it, such as equipment etc that can be sold for more then 90 cents a pound.
This news is at least 2 years old, and it could be as old as 5 years or more.
I know you don't RTFA, at least google the story a bit or follow a wikipedia reference or two. It's not that someone will duplicate your scoop in the few moments it takes to at least try to verify the story.
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If an X-1 were found boxed up in some government storehouse would it be labeled as a failed experiment? After all no nation has deployed any rocket propelled aircraft since the X-1, AFAIK.
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As a citizen who pays taxes and helped fund this project, I say it does have value beyond scrap, in the form of a museum exhibit.
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There were a couple rocket-powered F-104s. Chuck Yeager crashed one of them, IIRC.
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I didn't know that! Thanks.
They were aircraft used for research "sounding" of the upper atmosphere and had supplementary rocket propulsion.
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I have seen this thing in person. It looks absolutely amazing. Stationary or when its go full bore. I wonder why its called - failed? This ship was used extremely effectively in intercepting drug runners using speed boats. Not only its fast enough to keep up, despite its size it sits very high in the water, so it can follow these light boats in very shallow waters. Also if you read these "for sale" ad, what they selling is floating dock and scrap metal from this boat.
Drat. Foiled again. You're fired lawyers! Into the pit. Go on. It was in the contract you signed when you started work here.
the Navy rejected the design because it didn't look like a ship an admiral would be seen dead in.
If I were an admiral I'd consider that a good thing. I'd much rather that than a ship that looks like I would be seen dead in it.
When one looks at the cost to taxpayers of what this thing cost us to build and what we will get for it in scrap, its obvious that the real failed experiment is the one in which taxpayer's haven't seem to learned any lessons about how building this kind of useless junk in the first place not only does not address our security challenges but doesn't provide any sustainable means of supporting our economy.
This is a military contractor's dream. The ultimate weapon that has to be built so that it must be quickly destroyed. Because of its advanced capabilities it can't be allowed to fall into anyone's hands, not even that of our own military, thus requiring the immediate need for a new no-bid contract to build its technological successor.
It was the considerably higher price tag that was the primary "military" objective.
As one looks over our "ghost fleet", does anyone know the total cost to taxpayers: 1) to build and 2) to maintain and secure of this fleet?
Why do I get the feeling that we all gave up the equivalent of free 4 year education at an institution of higher education of your choice to instead build ourselves a "ghost fleet"?
The cost of our military's inventory of useless junk would certainly be worth reading about, considering that as we look at the figures we can appreciate what we might have more usefully bought for ourselves. One would think that at least the cost of disposal ought to be written into the contract of any equipment that doesn't actually get used. Maybe at least that would provide some incentive to build military hardware that actually "works".
"Scrapping a ship is good money even if your only making 90 cents a pound. "
Sure would be interested to know what the ratio of the "profit" for the US taxpayer will turn out to be taking into consideration what it cost to build it.
Sorry but a number of other contractors have already outbid you.
One stealth ship, slightly used.... Why is it illegal to carry guns when the navy is selling a state of the art warship!?
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Pretty cool. The ship was locked up though, so I only got to check out the outside. It's bigger than you'd think.
Sea Shadow in the floating dock
From what I understand they tried to find a museum for the ship but there were no takers. The dock was in rusty/poor condition, but the ship looked garage-kept ;-)
It's really too small to make a decent reef, nor is it a good candidate for target practice, so they just sell it to the breakers to recycle the hundreds of tonnes of steel and stuff, same as has been done for over a century.
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Let me get this straight... The Sea Shadow is part of the Ghost Fleet?
They may not be able to build a stealthy ship, but they can certainly name stuff good! ;)
Though the Sea Wolf is a great name for a sub, but where is the Kraken!
I am just waiting for someone to create an Albatross Class of warship...
"Ensign congratulations, you have just been assigned to the Davie Jones, an Albatross Class vanguard attack cruiser!" *facepalm!*