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Surface-To-Air Missiles At London Olympics

First time accepted submitter TheGift73 writes "I have to admit, when I first read about this I thought it was a hoax, but unfortunately it's true. The UK government is considering placing surface-to-air missiles on residential buildings in London for the duration of the London Olympics. From the article: 'The Ministry of Defence is considering placing surface-to-air missiles on residential flats during the Olympics. An east London estate, where 700 people live, has received leaflets saying a "Higher Velocity Missile system" could be placed on a water tower. A spokesman said the MoD had not yet decided whether to deploy ground based air defence systems during the event.'"

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  1. I have the login joshua and I want to play by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 4, Funny

    London missile defense

    1. Re:I have the login joshua and I want to play by l0ungeb0y · · Score: 1, Funny

      Want to know how I know you're full of shit?
      The password is Nigel.

    2. Re:I have the login joshua and I want to play by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      They've got a decent education system. I wonder if they're possessive about that as well?

    3. Re:I have the login joshua and I want to play by sco08y · · Score: 4, Funny

      Can we have a -1 basic grammar option for moderators?

      We'd need a metric fuck load more mod points, and a special mod just for "loose" and "lose".

      It would never happen, though, because once readers started to clean up their grammar, it would just make the editors look even worse.

  2. Kinda makes me wonder... by multiben · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...why we bother having the Olympics. We should all just have a big war instead. The winner gets a gold medal.

    1. Re:Kinda makes me wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I remember Hunger Games when it was called Battle Royale.

    2. Re:Kinda makes me wonder... by Waccoon · · Score: 4, Funny

      Good idea. I think the war would be cheaper, too.

    3. Re:Kinda makes me wonder... by imakemusic · · Score: 4, Funny

      Can't have been that bad - we had another one shortly after.

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  3. HUMAN SHIELDS! by myowntrueself · · Score: 5, Funny

    "UK government uses civilian residents as human shields to protect their missile sites".

    It'll make the terrorists think twice before blowing up those flats to eliminate the SAM batteries.

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    1. Re:HUMAN SHIELDS! by Swampash · · Score: 3, Funny

      Eliminate them? Hell, jump across from the neighbours' place and STEAL THEM.

  4. IOC... by SailorSpork · · Score: 5, Funny

    IOC needs to protect its copyrights somehow.

    1. Re:IOC... by game+kid · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yup. When one of those damn pirate drones flies in to steal the events from the BBC and NBC, they'll feel full SAM stopping power!

      </uppermanagementpov>

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  5. We NEED these rockets. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I mean, we DO have to protect Airstrip 1, after all.

  6. The hottest seats for the london olympics... by jaymemaurice · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... are in an ultralight air craft.

    That's one advertisement you will not see during this year's olymics!

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  7. Re:So... by JoeMerchant · · Score: 4, Funny

    Dunno, an air burst explosion would almost always be preferable to an explosion directly on the ground. You'd have to have a pretty serious misfire situation to make things worse. There's also the deterrent factor, just having the visible defense will disenchant some who might think of piloting a small aircraft into the games.

    And... it creates loads of jobs just making the missiles, installing them, maintaining them, covering them in the press....

    Of course, if it convinces the terrorists to switch from a lightweight high-profile flying assault to a simple Oklahoma City style ground delivered Big Bomb, that could be a turn for the worse...

    Hey, it's London, bombs go off all the time anyway, or at least they did 20 years ago when I used to travel there.

  8. You're not thinking 4 dimensionally, Marty! by FatLittleMonkey · · Score: 2, Funny

    No no, for the Olympics they'll be using... wait for it... wait for it... Javelins!

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  9. Re:And the residents are complaining by turing_m · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'd be wrapped to have a missile array on my roof!

    I know! It'd be the bomb! (...especially if manufactured on Friday).

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  10. You won't be saying that... by denzacar · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... when Daleks invade. Again.

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    1. Re:You won't be saying that... by xenobyte · · Score: 4, Funny

      Nah - Daleks can be stopped by installing a simple staircase.

      That was the old Daleks... The new ones can fly! ;)

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  11. Curious Games by internic · · Score: 5, Funny

    A curious Olympic Games. The only winning move is not to play

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  12. Re:loss of words by donscarletti · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is just getting ridiculous.

    I would agree. Cutting off the first letter of a quote 'he Ministry of Defence...' is something I would do while hurriedly posting quotes into MSN, not something an editor should do on a widely read website. Just ridiculous.

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  13. PULL! by NoEvidenZ · · Score: 5, Funny

    PULL! Should also make Discus and interesting event.

  14. Wow, the U.K. are going all out on this one... by mijxyphoid · · Score: 4, Funny

    For the past Olympic games, the hosting country just made do with fireworks....
    To step up to actual missiles, now that is going to take a lot of effort to top for future hosting countries !!

  15. Re:And the residents are complaining by siddesu · · Score: 5, Funny

    You wouldn't be. I have the misfortune to own a place with a great view over a convention center often used for various government meetings. Since two of my balconies overlook their terraces and hall windows from above, every fucking time they have some diminutive French, Italian or Russian head of state I have to remove my flowers and my telescope tripods from the balcony, keep the windows closed, get a badge from the security scum that infests the stairwell, endure their cheap cigarette smoke, bad breath, awful manners, atrocious looks and general incompetence.

    The worst was when the wife of the first black president came over a few months ago, they even ordered us to remove our cars from the parking lot in front of the place. I don't get it, I heard she was really brave dodging bullets in Bosnia back in her days with the military.

    So far we have been lucky not to have an expensive weapon system mounted on the rooftop, but I don't even want to contemplate what that would mean. And they never, ever compensate you for the trouble.

    To sum it up, having to deal with a security implement in your building sucks major ass, and should be avoided at all costs and complained against loudly at every opportunity.

  16. Re:paranoid nanny state by kawabago · · Score: 3, Funny

    Not to mention, if I was a terrorist, those surface to air missiles, already conveniently placed, would be the ideal target.

  17. Re:So... by MagusSlurpy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hey, it's London, bombs go off all the time anyway, or at least they did 20 years ago when I used to travel there.

    I take it you're Irish?

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  18. Re:paranoid nanny state by DrXym · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think that somebody has secured the tinfoil hat to his head with too many elastic bands.

  19. McOlympics by mjwx · · Score: 3, Funny

    Australia basically lucked out in having the last truly successful Olympics. Since then computers, the internet and the drive for participation over sucked in by marketing passivity is taking over.

    Whiny, it's not lying it's acting product promoting, athletes and their lawyers, as just so yesterday, last millennium in fact. Olympic gold medal winners are promoting crappier and crappier products, it's getting so bad, using the reduces the appearance value of a product rather than enhancing it.

    I stopped taking the Olympics seriously when McDonalds became a sponsor.

    OK, that's not true, I stopped taking the Olympics seriously when Roy and HG got involved.

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  20. Re:Nope. by ongelovigehond · · Score: 5, Funny

    "No one died" times 7.5 is still not much.

  21. Re:paranoid nanny state by dkf · · Score: 5, Funny

    Unless their exclusion zone is measured in a circle at least 100km wide (are we going to shut down Heathrow, then?) [...]

    We don't need an exclusion zone to shut down Heathrow for the duration of the Olympics. We've got immigration officials to do that for us!

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