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Discovery Channel Crashes a Boeing 727 For Science Documentary (latimes.com)

A Boeing 727 passenger jet has been deliberately crash-landed. The pilot ejected just minutes before the collision. The plane was packed with scientific experiments, including crash test dummies. Dozens of cameras recorded the crash from inside the aircraft, on the ground, in chase planes and even on the ejecting pilot's helmet. All of this was done for a feature length documentary to be shown on the Discovery Channel later this year."

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  1. Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    First cool thing Discovery Channel has done in like... 10 years?

    1. Re:Well... by garfnodie · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I know. I've been watching Discovery and other channels like it since before it was cool to watch that kind of stuff, but now the main channels are mostly full of stupid reality crap. You have to go to Science, H2, NatGeo, Green, BBC, Bio, etc to find good stuff, and not all cable or satellite providers offer all of those newer networks, much less offer them on the lower packages.

    2. Re:Well... by Electrawn · · Score: 4, Informative

      H2?! The Ancient Aliens Bull Shit network? All of History channel, RIP.

    3. Re:Well... by isorox · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I know. I've been watching Discovery and other channels like it since before it was cool to watch that kind of stuff, but now the main channels are mostly full of stupid reality crap. You have to go to .. BBC ... to find good stuff, and not all cable or satellite providers offer all of those newer networks, much less offer them on the lower packages.

      Dunno what country you're in, but the BBC is broadcast OTA in my country, and it's full of stupid reality crap. There's the occasional gem, but you can say the same about any channel.

    4. Re:Well... by SuricouRaven · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Even the BBC has gone downhill, though for different reasons. The other channels all chased each other to the bottom seeking higher ratings (That reality crap is very popular, as are pseudo-docs like Ancient Aliens and Most Haunted) to keep the cash coming in. The BBC followed shortly after out of a concern of becoming irrelivent - fear that it could become 'that snobby producer' that no-one watches because it's full of boring programs about some medieval king that no-one cares about any more. So they started making reality crap too, trying to up ratings to maintain their status as a british institution rather than just to get the money coming. They have at least managed to resist the temptation of the pseudo-doc.

    5. Re:Well... by owlnation · · Score: 4, Funny

      The Ancient Aliens Bull Shit network?

      Hey, don't knock it, Ancient Aliens is one of the funniest comedy shows on TV. Is the presenter's -- that sports scientist's -- hairstyle, and orange skin, evidence of ancient alien visitors? Some ancient alien researchers believe they are.

    6. Re:Well... by bruce_the_loon · · Score: 4, Informative

      According to the accident report, this was for National Geographic's Seconds from Disaster. http://aviation-safety.net/wikibase/wiki.php?id=145323

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    7. Re:Well... by AmiMoJo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The BBC's Horizon programme used to be the gold standard for documentaries. Go download some episodes from the 70s and 80s. The presenting, the clear and deep explanations and the lack of gimmickry is incredibly refreshing.

      It all started to go wrong in the 90s. Instead of a documentary it became a drama, setting up artificial rivalries between scientists and going for a sense of bemused wonder at the pretty graphics and throaty voice-over instead of pleasurable enlightenment.

      Brian Cox said words to the effect of "people don't want the science, they want a story, they want the journey". Call yourself a scientist and educator?

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    8. Re:Well... by atomicxblue · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm not really sure.. THEREFORE ALIENS!!! Did you see the promo for next week with the UFOs shooting dinosaurs like Sarah Palin hunting moose from a copter?

      I don't ever remember seeing the Nat Geo special when they found the dinosaur bones with phaser fire marks.

    9. Re:Well... by asdf7890 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      They have at least managed to resist the temptation of the pseudo-doc.

      They do plenty of "docu-drama" stuff, which tries to both educate and entertain but manages to do neither well, and some of the proper documentary output has falling in quality over they years. Their overall output is significantly better then the commercial channels though, IMO.

      The other channels all chased each other to the bottom seeking higher ratings (That reality crap is very popular, as are pseudo-docs like Ancient Aliens and Most Haunted) to keep the cash coming in.

      Most of it isn't as popular as it seems, it is just rammed down your throat so much that you assume everyone is watching otherwise it would not justify the advertising budget. But with parts of the advertising industry suffering (and it not mattering on the BBC anyway as they are just plugging their own content and not competing against commercial interests for the air time used) that air time comes dirt cheap. But the shows don't have to be massively popular: they are incredibly cheap to make compared to just about every other variety of TV content so they pay their way with only a mediocre following. There are a few examples that draw in many many viewers of course, but the rest just potter along in the "meh" ratings category, using airtime that they'd otherwise have to make/license something more expensive to fill.

    10. Re:Well... by kelemvor4 · · Score: 2

      I'm not really sure.. THEREFORE ALIENS!!!

      no no no, it was definitely a 'squatch. lol

    11. Re:Well... by Hognoxious · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Brian Cox said words to the effect of "people don't want the science, they want a story, they want the journey". Call yourself a scientist and educator?

      I'd call him a realist.

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    12. Re:Well... by Hognoxious · · Score: 3, Funny

      they decided that Attenborough was not a good narrator and to have Opera do it.

      Did a fat lady sing just before the end?

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    13. Re:Well... by MightyYar · · Score: 3, Funny

      UFOs shooting dinosaurs

      The worst part is picking the laser shrapnel out of the dinosaur meat.

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    14. Re:Well... by Fished · · Score: 5, Informative

      I happen to be expert in one particular area of history (Ph.D. in New Testament and Early Christian Studies), and when I watch programs related to that area on the History Channel, I'm astounded at how uniformly awful they are. They seem determined to present any and every wacky theory, and to distort every recognized fact. While I'm not expert on other areas (e.g. American history), I also find their reporting in these areas to be... idiosyncratic?

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    15. Re:Well... by MacGyver2210 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I know this will be unpopular, but I actually rather like the Discovery Channel. It also doesn't hurt that when I watch the shows, they are 20% shorter and have no commercials, so that makes me happier about them (watching TV online FTW).

      Mythbusters is by far one of the most fun-without-thinking shows I have seen. It explores critical thinking, which is more than I can say about pretty well any other show on television. There are always a couple times I'm shouting at the screen "You did it wrong! Your science is bad!" but more often than not I'm just entertained by how far they will go for a fan's forum question.

      Shark Week is also another favorite of mine. Sure, it has become pretty binaural with "here's what to do if a shark attacks you" and "sharks won't attack you, look, I can swim with them!" but there are still a lot of cool programs about specific species of sharks interspersed. I have to say, every time I watch Shark Week I want to fly to Florida and hop in the ocean for a quick dive.

      Shows that present less-well-known aspects of North American life such as Flying Wild showing the bush pilots in Alaska. Sure, there is a lot of unnecessary drama, but it still shows me an aspect of America I may never get to see. I'm not watching it to follow the characters (even if Ariel Tweto is hot...), I'm watching it to see what it's like to fly a plane in the Arctic in some of the worst weather in the world.

      Anything with Michio Kaku is awesome. That guy is like the pop-scientist of our generation (sorry Bill, sorry Niel). He may be less science and more speculation, but he makes it seriously entertaining, and puts it in terms that my whole family can follow. I'd rather they watch even a dumbed-down science show than Jersey Shore or 16 and Pregnant.

      I know a lot of people who love Deadliest Catch, but I personally hate the shit out of that show. Eight seasons? For fucking real? They're pulling cages full of crab out of the ocean. That is all that happens. Oh no, someone got clocked by a piece of ice. Why don't you put the cameras on a coast guard ship so at least you can see something besides dudes on a boat hanging out and hauling rope around?

      Our whole society is becoming VERY dumb. The popularity of functionally-retarded-oriented shows like ____ Housewives of ______, underage pregnancy shows, moronic frat-tards running into walls and getting drunk, catty women fighting over men who don't deserve it: please, leave the Discovery Channel alone. If you need to attack a network, aim at History. Toddlers and Tiaras? Little People in a Big World? Ancient Aliens? Hunting for Sasquatch? Give me a fucking break. Shut that shit down.

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    16. Re:Well... by MacGyver2210 · · Score: 2

      Really?

      NatGeo is all Locked Up Abroad and Taboo and stuff like that now. Very little of it is science-content-oriented.

      H2 is just like History, but with their less-popular, less-intelligent shows. OMG! A Biggest Loser marathon!

      Green might as well be Trading Spaces 22/7 with a couple hours of infomercials, and Bio is almost all courtroom drama and COPS or reenactments of crimes.

      BBC has a few awesome shows, but a majority of their network is directed at teenage to middle-aged women. It's like soap operas with 10% more interesting content. Really, the only things I bother watching are Doctor Who, Top Gear, and occasionally the Graham Norton Show(that is one hilarious homo). I watched a couple episodes of that ghost/vampire/werewolf show, but I thoroughly hated it and got bored halfway through one episode. I can't even remember the name.

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    17. Re:Well... by Immerman · · Score: 2

      Nah, you've got to found a religion to pull that off. Gotta give the guy credit, after publicly announcing he was tired of scraping by as an author and was going to found a new religion with the explicit purpose of making himself rich, he managed to actually go out and do it. Too bad he drank his own kool-aid, he was actually a halfway decent author.

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    18. Re:Well... by Martin+Blank · · Score: 3, Informative

      United Flight 232 is proof of that. While 111 were killed, 185 people survived the crash (including the cockpit crew), including 125 people who had only minor injuries and 13 people who survived without injury. From the Wikipedia article:

      The tip of the right wing hit the runway first, spilling fuel, which ignited immediately. The tail section broke off from the force of the impact, and the rest of the aircraft bounced several times, shedding the landing gear and engine nacelles and breaking the fuselage into several main pieces. On the final impact, the right wing was sheared off and the main part of the aircraft skidded sideways, rolled over on to its back, and slid to a stop upside-down in a corn field to the right of Runway 22.

      The article also notes that "[m]any passengers were able to walk out through the ruptures to the structure."

      It's not quite what you were looking for--no cartwheeling of the fuselage--but it's proof that an airplane crash that results in the effective destruction of an aircraft can be survivable.

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  2. Re:I wonder if... by grasshoppa · · Score: 5, Funny

    No no, this was deliberate.

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  3. Re:Sorry to be crude and all but all I can think i by Stormtrooper42 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Cave Johnson: The enrichment center reminds all test subjects who opted for the 727 crash test to fasten their seat-belts. Cake will be served on board. It will be fucking awesome. For science.

  4. Re:Decadence by Firethorn · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's not a 747, it's a 727. A quick search of www.aviatorsale.com shows you can get one for ~$5M, not $800M. Some prices are less than a million, but I figure those are for non-operational planes. Production stopped in 1984, so you know they didn't bust up a new one. I figure they used a plane equivalent to the junker cars mythbusters and such destroy regularly.

    Then you turn around and contact various agencies to get them to 'sponsor' the crash, allowing them to place scientific experiments(like the crash test dummies) on board for a share of the overall cost.

    Done right, Discover could have gotten it's cost of the documentary down to the cost of the film crews.

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  5. Re:Decadence by SomePgmr · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I assumed the same. And they're not new to this. If they were going to lose big money on it, they wouldn't have done it.

  6. Piloted plane? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Why risk human life when you can fly it via remote control? There are some *very* good RC pilots out there who would have creamed their shorts to get a chance to auger one of these planes in!

    1. Re:Piloted plane? by fotoguzzi · · Score: 2

      Did the pilot take the Cooper steps?

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    2. Re:Piloted plane? by garfnodie · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I know the FAA crashed a plane on purpose years ago, and they piloted it remotely. Remember though, this plane is being crashed first and foremost for a TV show, so having a human pilot who has to escape will allow them to add some drama. I would imagine though that they had to get the FAA involved pretty heavily in this project, so I'm sure all the safety regulatory agencies had all kinds of monitoring equipment on board along with all of Discovery's camera's and such.

    3. Re:Piloted plane? by philip.paradis · · Score: 2

      Virtually anything can be flown remotely. It takes little additional gear to get the job done.

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    4. Re:Piloted plane? by Firethorn · · Score: 2

      We've been converting planes into remote controlled drones since around WWII. It's a bit more complicated than converting a car to remote control, like what mythbusters does in a couple days all the time, but it's fairly straightforward with the right people today.

      On the other hand, maybe the pilot was because operating a drone over occupied land requires permits, inspections, and certifications that were more hassle than having a pilot take it up until it was over the target area before bailing.

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    5. Re:Piloted plane? by icebrain · · Score: 5, Informative

      The actual stick manipulation for basic flying doesn't take much additional equipment, but running all of the systems does. Remember, the 727 is a relatively old design, requiring a three-person crew. The third person is a flight engineer, whose job is to monitor and run the hydraulic (flight controls, brakes, landing gear), pneumatic (pressurization and deicing), electrical power, and powerplant (engine) systems. These functions are much more automated on newer aircraft (compare a modern computer-controlled car engine to one from the 60s), but older ones like the 727 require a human to monitor the analog gauges, control the systems, and prevent them from exceeding limits.

      Trying to automate all of those things for a one-time flight would be simply cost-prohibitive. I know some of them wouldn't be necessary for the flight in question, but you couldn't just wave them all away, either.

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    6. Re:Piloted plane? by couchslug · · Score: 3, Interesting

      WAY too much money.

      If you have a (plentiful at Davis-Monthan etc) surplus ejection seat whose pyrotechnics are current all you need is to bolt the rails to the cockpit floor with a simple mount of your choice and cut a hole in the roof covered with a light panel. No electronics to connect and the seat is self-contained.

      OV-10 Broncos had a very fast seat because it used a canopy breaker and punched through the light upper transparency.

      Neat site with lots of interesting ejection info:

      http://www.ejectionsite.com/seatgalnf.htm

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    7. Re:Piloted plane? by Nimey · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Not at all. We used remotely-controlled BQ-7 Aphrodite drones (converted B-17s) packed with explosives to crash into U-boat pens during World War II, albeit unsuccessfully.

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    8. Re:Piloted plane? by icebrain · · Score: 2

      I think you you missed the point in this case. I'm not suggesting routine automation of a 727. ... This could have been accomplished from end to end without the pilot, and it would not have been prohibitively costly.

      No, I got your point completely. And what I'm telling you is, you're wrong. I am an aerospace engineer and a pilot. I have a decent knowledge of modern aircraft systems and of the 727, and what it takes to automate functions normally performed by human pilots. You could not have flown the entire flight remotely without significant systems modification, even just for a one-off flight. This airplane requires significant human monitoring and intervention just to start up, taxi, take off, and cruise. Even just starting the engines is a highly manual process, with several separate switches to be thrown and close human monitoring of the instrumentation to detect any anomalies.

      Remember also that the system will require significant testing just to ensure that it will properly operate safely and not kill anyone by crashing before it's intended to. You don't just bolt stuff into an airliner and fly it like you do your Wal-Mart R/C airplane.

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  7. Number Perspective by vencs · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Actor Rem in Boeing 727s'. According to a basic search used 727 costs ~$6mn. And according to Forbes, remunerations are as below:

    Johnny Depp ------------ 15
    Ben Stiller ---------------- 10.5
    Tom Hanks -------------- 9
    Adam Sandler ---------- 8
    Leonardo Di Caprio --- 5.5
    Daniel Radcliffe -------- 5
    Robert Downey Jr ----- 4.5

  8. Shark week by rve · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hey! Shark week is a national treasure

  9. Distributed costs by Firethorn · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Indeed.
    Let's say the cost getting the plane and refurbishing it for this cost $6M. A 727-100C could carry 94 passengers, and/or ~17k kg of cargo. So you charge $64k per 'seat' for experiment space or $353 per kg of experiment, which ever is greater. The actual research could be extremely wide - testing new airline seat's crash-worthiness, validating the current crash models, crash dummies in general, cabin air samples during/after a crash, etc...

    You get a grant from various governments for the environmental study involving the clean up of the crash site, have the ejection seat installed by one of the companies that do such things for research/advertising purposes, etc...

    Being interested in 'just' making the documentary, they're providing a rare opportunity for research at a good discount without stepping on the toes of various research organizations that couldn't cooperate on their own to get this done.

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    1. Re:Distributed costs by TubeSteak · · Score: 5, Informative

      have the ejection seat installed by one of the companies that do such things for research/advertising purposes, etc...

      I feel like "eject" was the wrong word for this article (which was probably poorly transcribed from a press release).

      727s don't have ejection seats.
      Commercial airliners in general don't have ejection seats for a host of reasons,
      some of the structural, but mostly to keep them from abandoning the passengers.

      The likeliest scenario is that the pilot cracked open a door and jumped out.
      And it's no trouble at all to open the doors on an unpressurized airplane.

      /The most (in)famous person to ever jump out of a 727 is D.B. Cooper

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    2. Re:Distributed costs by mug+funky · · Score: 2

      suck it up. it's not perfect, but at least it's being done.

      if you let your cynicism slip for just a second, you'll realize that this was just a rather flamboyant but genuine opportunity to do some hard science. you gotta take it when it comes, not sit and bitch about how the world should be different. you can't push against the world forever - you have to realize you're just standing on it, not fighting it.

    3. Re:Distributed costs by maroberts · · Score: 2

      If my memory serves back to when I worked on the first A320 used for test flights in 1986, there was an exit chute about halfway down the aircraft in the floor, so pesky things like tailfins wouldn't interrupt egress from the aircraft.

      It wouldn't surprise me if they inserted something similar into the plane they crashed.

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    4. Re:Distributed costs by AK+Marc · · Score: 5, Informative

      I agree, he might not have actually ejected via an ejection seat, but then again, he might of.

      "might 'ave" (to say it the way your wrote it) or "might have".

    5. Re:Distributed costs by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 2

      I think you forgot to sell ads on the inside & outside of the plane (a la NASCAR).

      Let's check our Pepsi cam to see what happened to the State Farm Insurance crash test dummy ...

      Check out what's left of engine #2, sponsored by Chevy. It's just to the right of the Doritos "Forever Crunchy" rudder and air flaps.

    6. Re:Distributed costs by CWCheese · · Score: 2

      Boeing 727 were built with a aft stairway door that opened like a cargo ramp, and often were used for debarking the plane in the days when jetbridges were not yet in common use. This is how the legendary D.B. Cooper jumped from a 727 into the forest after hijacking the Northwest Orient flight, so pilot could have exited in the same way. But he likely wouldn't have been carrying $200k in small bills.

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  10. Re:Decadence by DarwinSurvivor · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I wouldn't be surprised if Boeing themselves didn't invest a bunch of money in the crash. Car companies test-crash automobiles on a regular basis, Boeing probably got some VERY valuable information that can help them make planes safer in the future.

  11. Re:Decadence by guttentag · · Score: 5, Funny

    Discover could have gotten it's cost of the documentary down to the cost of the film crews.

    If you're suggesting that the Discovery Channel exec used her Discover card to drive her costs down to the break-even point, I think you're overestimating the value of the rewards program. They only give you one percent back, and the purchase protection only covers domestic airline crashes (this one was in Mexico). When you factor in the annual fee, she probably lost money!

    Or perhaps you just confused the financial company with the media company.

  12. Re:Decadence by Elbereth · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I don't know about you, but I'm kind of excited about the thought of a small third world nation having a nuclear bomb dropped on it, so that I can be entertained. I'm not heartless. The people would be evacuated first, of course. All of this would be captured by an award-winning director (I'm gunning for James Cameron), who would be free to add some drama and story to the action. If we find a poor enough nation, we should be able to pull this off for around a billion US dollars. Seeing as how Cameron has proved that he can pull in a billion dollars already, this should be doable.

    I say, if we're going to be decadent, it's time to go all the way.

  13. Why risk a pilot? by ToastedSpider · · Score: 2

    With all the risks associated with ejecting, and the long-established tech to fly/land aircraft remotely (or via autopilot) why even put a human on board?

    1. Re:Why risk a pilot? by locopuyo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Probably because it would cost more, hasn't been tested for this particular craft, and there are regulations that make it illegal.

    2. Re:Why risk a pilot? by Lord+Lode · · Score: 2

      How does this ejecting work from a 727? Does the roof above the cockpit open and the chair jumps out, or how?

  14. Series name by David+Gerard · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "BECAUSE WE CAN: Doing Cool Shit Just Fucking Because."

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  15. Re:Decadence by locopuyo · · Score: 2

    You should try an e-ink screen.

  16. Re:Decadence by Alioth · · Score: 5, Insightful

    We've already done that. The US, USSR, French and British have all exploded nuclear bombs, and the footage is available on YouTube. The USA even seriously irradiated a Japanese fishing vessel in one of these explosions, and some of the crew died from radiation sickness.

  17. Re:Decadence by Jeremi · · Score: 2

    I don't know about you, but I'm kind of excited about the thought of a small third world nation having a nuclear bomb dropped on it, so that I can be entertained. I'm not heartless. The people would be evacuated first, of course.

    You're a bit late, we already did that. But you can still watch the footage if that's what floats your boat.

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  18. are you sure this is the Discovery Channel? by binarstu · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You mean to tell me that the Discovery Channel is producing a new show that is something other than watching fisherman, lumberjacks, gunsmiths, gold miners, auctioneers, motorcycle builders, or used car salesmen as they go about their daily jobs and argue with one another??? I'll believe it when I see it.

  19. Here's a thought by Grayhand · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Rather than worrying about how to survive a crash retire planes after their projected life has been reached. A disturbing number are still in the air years and in some cases decades after their operational life has been reached. They do receive major overhauls but the airframe is the same and they do get stress fractures. Weakening structure has caused some dramatic failures including large sections of the fuselages tearing out mid flight. A large number of planes still in the air are older than most people on this web site. The fact some of these planes haven't been built in decades should be your first clue.

  20. They are expensive things and last by dbIII · · Score: 4, Informative

    Non-destructive testing has been done on airframes for a very long time and points where expected overloads or fatigue are likely have been identified fairly well since the 1950s.
    There's a movie out there called "The Thing From Outer Space" filmed in 1951 which heavily features a ski equipt DC3, and today (2012) there are two DC3's that are very similar to that one which fly from South Africa to Antarctica each year. A section in front of the wings which is prone to fatigue has been removed and replaced with a longer section, and they have turboprops, but the airframe is out of the 1940s.
    Remaining life assessment of aircraft is something that has been going on for a long time, and it's hours of flight instead of physical age that is the important thing anyway. A lot of factors determine whether an airframe gets retired at a certain age or not instead of them all having the same use by date.

    1. Re:They are expensive things and last by Lothsahn · · Score: 2

      This is absolutely true, but only on pressurized aircraft. It's the stress/release of the metal which causes metal fatigue and eventual failure of the airframe.

      I expect (but don't know) that the 727 they used for the show had exceeded its "safe" pressurization cycles and was destined for the scrapyard anyway--so it only had scrap value anyway.

      However, the DC3 that dblll mentioned is NOT a pressurized aircraft--so it need not worry about cycles at all. It's only about flight hours and wear and tear. As such, there's still many DC3's in operation today--some even commercially.

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  21. Re:Decadence by mug+funky · · Score: 2

    well, the fishing boat thing was a miscalculation... they weren't to know that lithium 7 could be just as good as lithium 6.

    well, they might have had a hunch.

  22. No they do more in shop kinds of testing by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 4, Informative

    Get more valuable data from a design standpoint doing that. Like every plane gets its wings bent way beyond normal tolerances to see what they can survive. There's a cool video of the 777 being tested (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRf395ioJRY) where they push its wings to 154% of their designed load capacity (they are bent way up) before they shatter. Since it is being subjected to kinds of stresses almost impossible in the real world (the 100% number is set by the maximum expected real world stress).

    The problem with an actual crash is that things are highly unpredictable. So maybe you go and crash a plane, and you probably only do one they are hundreds of millions of dollars, and everything looks fine. No major damage, people inside are good, etc. Wonderful... Except you later discover that the crash was just lucky, or unlucky depending on your view. It just happened that nothing got subject to very severe stress and that only because of that precise kind of crash was everything so tame. In another crash everything goes to hell because shit was slightly different.

    Better to spend time and money doing specific stress tests.

    1. Re:No they do more in shop kinds of testing by Firethorn · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Better to spend time and money doing specific stress tests.

      When it comes to planes, it's more along the lines of doing specific stress tests to make sure that component failures don't cause a crash in the first place. Cars barely make crashes at 65mph survivable. Survivable crashes at around 10 times that speed just aren't achievable.

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  23. Re:Poor dummies by fullback · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yes. Remarkably, many of the surviving dummies have been elected to congress and others work for the TSA.

  24. Forget the ejection seat. by Catmeat · · Score: 5, Informative

    I call bullshit on the word "ejected". Installing a seat would be a massive amount of hassle - cutting a hatch in the roof of the cockpit would be a major modification of the airframe. I'm no airplane geek but I bet the airframe would need FAA recertification after that kind of modification, plus a massive amount of testing to make sure it all worked correctly (you really don't want the situation where the seat fires but the hatch remains locked in place). I admit I'm pulling a number out of the air, but I'd be unsurprised if there was little change from ten million.

    Forget the ejection seat. I bet the reason they used a 727 is that it's fitted with an Airstair, a combined hatch/stairway at the very rear of the aircraft. The Airstair makes the 727 one of the few airliners that it's possible to parachute from without the risk of being hit by the engines, wing or tailplane - a person known as "Mr Cooper" proved this was possible in 1971. The only modification needed to do it again is the removal of the Cooper vane, a small aerodynamic device fitted to 727s after the DB Cooper hikack, intended to stop the Airstair being opened in flight.

    1. Re:Forget the ejection seat. by Alioth · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The 727 has also been used as a skydiving jumpship. A friend of mine has jumped from the 727, and she said it was somewhat painful hitting the air at that speed (they are actually above terminal velocity when they jump, and can climb a little until they are higher than the actual jumpship before starting their fall)

    2. Re:Forget the ejection seat. by Catmeat · · Score: 2

      It might be this plane she jumped from, a DC 9 not a 727 - similar but a bit smaller.

      http://www.flickr.com/photos/eigjb/4035916870/

      I wouldn't be surprised if it featured on the documentary. Assuming the 727 pilot is an experienced skydiver, it would still make sense for them to take a few practice jumps from the DC 9 to familiarise themselves with jumping out the back of a jet airliner.

    3. Re:Forget the ejection seat. by k6mfw · · Score: 2

      Forget the ejection seat. I bet the reason they used a 727 is that it's fitted with an Airstair, a combined hatch/stairway at the very rear of the aircraft. The Airstair makes the 727 one of the few airliners that it's possible to parachute from without the risk of being hit by the engines, wing or tailplane - a person known as "Mr Cooper" proved this was possible in 1971.

      I done a few jumps from a 727 during World FreeFall Convention in 1990s, Quincy, IL. They brought in a 727, a cargo plane, for one of the jumpships at the convention. Removed the airstair door, lined the wall, ceiling, stairs with plywood to avoid having skydivers snag on something on the way out. As it is a cargo, no seats, they loaded the aircraft with 200 skydivers, and it took forever,very hot and humid (IL in August) and sitting our butts waiting for last to load (hint, don't be the first in line). Aircraft climb rate was fast, when passing through 7K or so the whole inside fogged up (you all into humidity condensation, dew pt, etc). One jump run, flaps down and aircraft slows to 155mph, first 100 goes out single file. then they go around for second jump run and last 100 go out.

      As slowly running in a single file towards door, every 5th jumper had a camera on their helmet, then down that "chute." Hitting the air at 155 mph was not "painful" but there is immediate "flow control" unlike most jumpship exits are around 90 mph so it takes a little time to build up to full freefall aero control. Obviously do a quick turnaround to look back at the plane. However, the spot was terrible, jumpers were spread out for miles but local folks always happy to give jumpers ride back to airport.

      The plane arrived day early and they figure to do a "test" of 50 people. I already had a jump ticket for next day and scheduled a videoguy. I was tempted to get on this first run but if I had a reserve ride then that would put me out the next day. However, this jump run was at 200 mph. There was a mixup on jumprun. Intention was jumpers all up, then flaps down/slowdown, and followed by all out. they missed the second step. It turns out that extra 45 mph can be painful, a number of jumpers had muscles pulled when they hit that airstream. Nobody was seriously hurt but a few were limping around and didn't jump for a few days.

      Convention organizers said they had to do all kinds of paperwork with FAA. However, a key thing that made it possible to do jumps is Boeing did some airdrops while flight testing 727 in the 1960s. Organizers found a copy of that report to show actual tests indicate can safely drop something out of the airplane. Note that "Dan Cooper" was first to skydive from 727, then hijacker Richard McCoy was next to jump from 727 (some think he was DB Cooper). Later in the 1981 movie Pursuit of DB Cooper by two jumpers, Carl Boenish flying camera and (who?) skydiver as DB Cooper going out the plane. Then 11 years later the skydivers at Quincy in 1992.

      I gotta get my VHS tapes and post some vids. I acquired a black suit with a thin black tie and dark sunglasses to "do the scene" (however, I had no $200K) but this was in 20th century when you can make jokes about skyjackings. Next year did the same, and I met Bernie Rhodes who wrote the book, "D.B. Cooper: The Real McCoy." He was first startled when he saw me in my DB Cooper outfit.

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  25. I loved Shark week by maroberts · · Score: 5, Funny

    Until it jumped the human

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    1. Re:I loved Shark week by mooingyak · · Score: 3, Funny

      You're already at 5, so instead of modding you up I'll have to settle for sitting here and clapping.

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    2. Re:I loved Shark week by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jumping_the_shark

    3. Re:I loved Shark week by dragonhunter21 · · Score: 2

      Well aren't you just a treasure.

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  26. Video of the 727 crash by clarkes1 · · Score: 5, Informative
  27. Re:Ejections from a 727 by icebrain · · Score: 2

    I'd guess "ejected" was probably the wrong term to use. More likely, the pilot bailed out (jumped) from the tail airstairs like D. B. Cooper, or went out through a specially-rigged baggage door hatch (an installation common on airliner test aircraft).

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  28. Carbon Credits by Frankie70 · · Score: 3, Funny

    A plane crash has got to have the huge potential to leak all kinds of harmful substances into the local ecosystem. Jet fuel, oil, hydraulic fluid, and the combustion remnants of the plastics, fiberglass, aluminum, and other things... none of it could have been good for the local plant and wild life.

    Did Discovery do their due diligence to study such potential impacts, and perform a proper cleanup after the crash? What are they doing now to ensure there are no long-term adverse effects?

    They purchased carbon credits to offset all this.

  29. Re:Ejections from a 727 by dave420 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Usually in craft such as these, during flight testing, there is a chute behind the cockpit that allows the crew to just slide out underneath the aircraft, missing engines and the tail. It is preferred to the awesome-yet-nonsense manually-fitted rocket-propelled ejection seat as those require extensive modification to the cockpit, rendering flight testing useless (as the test pilots are essentially flying a different plane at that point), and are a damn-sight more expensive than a simple hole in the craft. Rocket engines are entirely overkill. There is a *lot* of space in these passenger planes, and they fly slowly and usually at great altitude. That combination makes egress incredibly easy with a chute. With all due respect, I have no idea how your post was modded +4, Informative :)

  30. Re:Ejections from a 727 by Firethorn · · Score: 3, Informative

    Do you happen to have a quote on the weight? The closest I could find is 496 pounds for an ACES, 450lb(205kg) for an ancient Russian K-36 which should be within the design tolernances of a cockpit originally designed for three, at least for limited use. (Note: the K-36D may have gained weight, it was listed as 'noticeably heavier than the ACES II')

    Heck, that site says that a lightweight model suitable for trainers was developed - don't need to deal with significant slip-stream or ejection speeds over 510kts(727 cruise is 521kt)? 110lb with the K-36LT-3-5. Need that extra bit of speed capability? The K-36D-3.5 only ups that to 156lb giving you safe ejection up to 595 kt.

    As for the rockets disfiguring the hole, that's why I said 'appropriately sized'. He's not going to be mangled if he's already OUT of the plane by the time the rockets mangle the exit with their exhaust.

    Per the RAF and 'limited number of ejections' comment, well, my research shows that ejection seats have drastically improved from the '80s. I was thinking something modern, like an ACES II, would be used. The ACES II seat keeps maximum ejection forces between 12 and 14 G, a far cry from the 25+ seen with early seats which often seriously injured the one using it, sometimes even killing them.

    After all that, I'll note that in retrospect I'll agree with most of the other posters-an actual ejection seat was unlikely to have been used. At this point the logistics of fitting a 727 with an actual functioning ejection seat is more an interesting mental exercise.

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