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Organism Closest To Original "Tree of Life" Discovered

An anonymous reader writes "Scientists have discovered a benign algae eating protozoan in a lake near Oslo, Norway whose gene sequence does not match any known organism living on earth today, and this beasty combines genetic characteristics across plant, animal, and fungal kingdoms. It is believed to be the closest living organism to the original organisms that spawned all animal life on earth."

198 comments

  1. Oblig. by frank_carmody · · Score: 4, Funny

    So what's the /. UID of this thing?

    1. Re:Oblig. by djl4570 · · Score: 5, Funny

      -1^.5

    2. Re:Oblig. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      If it has has hung around this long, it's obviously smart enough to have stayed away from this site.

    3. Re:Oblig. by Samantha+Wright · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah, it still uses EBCDIC for pretty much everything, like most protists.

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    4. Re:Oblig. by Chrisq · · Score: 5, Funny

      So what's the /. UID of this thing?

      Judging by the picture in the article, it is none other than Cowboy Neil himself.

    5. Re:Oblig. by Pieroxy · · Score: 0, Troll

      But... but... which day did God create that one again?

    6. Re:Oblig. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was not I who gave you the breath of life.

    7. Re:Oblig. by AHuxley · · Score: 1

      0, 1 or some Erds number or a low batch number?

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    8. Re:Oblig. by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

      So what's the /. UID of this thing?

      T3K3L1-L1

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    9. Re:Oblig. by Kupfernigk · · Score: 2
      EBCDIC. For whenever even ASCII isn't a sufficiently irrational encoding.

      Actually, it should still use the even older Baudot/Murray code, in which /. is 11101 11100. So its /. uid would be 956.

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    10. Re:Oblig. by the+monolith · · Score: 1

      The scientists are probably working furiously to name the life form, but I'm getting there first ... Your name is 'Fred'.

    11. Re:Oblig. by JazzHarper · · Score: 5, Informative

      But... but... which day did God create that one again?

      The fifth day. "Read your damn Bible."

    12. Re:Oblig. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      >The fifth day. "Read your damn Bible."

      That is correct. This little guy was created on the fifth day, exactly one day after the sun was created.

    13. Re:Oblig. by belthize · · Score: 1

      Not much to add other than a hearty thanks to the moderators that made this +4 informative. Made my day.

    14. Re:Oblig. by trevc · · Score: 2

      Nope - it is called "42"

    15. Re:Oblig. by dkleinsc · · Score: 1, Informative

      Good point. In the words of Penn Jillette: "We need more atheists — and nothin' will get you there faster than readin' the damn Bible."

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    16. Re:Oblig. by Empiric · · Score: 2

      Posting an objection on behalf of the guy from 234 AD.

      "And with regard to the creation of the light upon the first day . . . and of the [great] lights and stars upon the fourth . . . we have treated to the best of our ability in our notes upon Genesis, as well as in the foregoing pages, when we found fault with those who, taking the words in their apparent signification, said that the time of six days was occupied in the creation of the world..."

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    17. Re:Oblig. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Judging by the picture in the article, it is none other than Cowboy Neil himself.

      You need new glasses. That's a picture of my senator.

    18. Re:Oblig. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      The square root of a negative number is an imaginary number so I would assume that this remark either considers the creature or its attributes to be imaginary too. I do not consider the remark to be funny.

    19. Re:Oblig. by DanielRavenNest · · Score: 3, Funny

      The protozoan was heard shouting "Hey you young species, get off my pond!"

    20. Re:Oblig. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Agnostics do not care if gods exist and often say that it is unknowable. This is completely unrelated to other spirituality.

      Atheists believe that there are not gods and often say the preponderance of evidence shows that. This is completely unrelated to other spirituality.

      I am an anti-theist.
      I believe a couple things:
      *I am also an atheist, but most atheists don't hold the rest of my beliefs.
      *I believe that if gods were to exist, they are all vile malevolent abominations unworthy of worship. This is especially the case for the Abramahic and Hindu gods.
      *I believe that religions are a memetic parasite using the mental illness of faith as a backdoor into the human mind, it then infests, corrupts and damages the mind.
      *Faith/Religion is the single greatest threat to the survival of our cultural and technological advancements and even the human species as a whole.

      See. There is a difference.

    21. Re:Oblig. by KhabaLox · · Score: 2

      So what's the /. UID of this thing?

      T3K3L1-L1

      I immediately read that as TK-421.

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    22. Re:Oblig. by RodBee · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You sound just like a fanatical "let's invade churches and call them stupid" Atheist.

      I am an Atheist myself. I think Gods are very improbable, and not needed to explain the universe. Thing is, I find bad enough that religious people try to convert me, so I don't do the same, because I don't want people to hate me.

      Also, I don't think that religious people are stupid. Maybe they have a reason to believe in a God. Maybe they are afraid of death. Maybe they never gave it a serious thought. There are a lot of reasons why someone would believe in God, and I refuse to believe stupidity is the only one.

      That said, I think I'm answering a troll. Well, whatever. I've already written this anyways,

    23. Re:Oblig. by aristotle-dude · · Score: 0

      Perhaps you should re-read it again. Take a look at Genesis chapter five. It is the genealogy from Adam to Noah. If you look up the meaning of each name in that progression you will see that there is a hidden message for the world. It was a kind of "spoiler" encoded in the names. Keep in mind that Genesis (first book of Moses) was written many centuries before christianity came on the scene. Also keep in mind that the Jewish people living in the first century Judea were looking for a messiah who would drive out the romans and rule as an earthly king.

      Genesis Chapter 5 names and their meaning:

      Adam = man

      Seth = appointed

      Enosh = Mortal

      Kenan = sorrow

      Mahalalel = the Blessed God

      Jared = shall come down

      Enoch = teaching

      Methuselah = his death shall bring

      Lamech = The despairing

      Noah - Rest, or comfort

      It describes a messiah who is both man and the blessed god coming down to teach and die to bring forth rest/relief/comfort for a fallen humanity.

      See:

      http://www.mechon-mamre.org/p/pt/pt0105.htm#1

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    24. Re:Oblig. by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 2

      You mean "RTFB"

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    25. Re:Oblig. by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm an agnostic, and I suspect that there are plenty of alien critters far in advance of us who would look pretty godlike if we stared at 'em up close. Might even be a few sentients that survived the creation and destruction of universes and possibly have even influenced same (or started a brand new universe as a gaming platform). Depends on what you think might be godlike.

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    26. Re:Oblig. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Why aren't you at your post?

    27. Re:Oblig. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The square root of a negative number is an imaginary number so I would assume that this remark either considers the creature or its attributes to be imaginary too. I do not consider the remark to be funny.

      Indicating you have no imagination.

    28. Re:Oblig. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Please EXCUSE my dear Aunt SALLY; -1^.5=-1, but (-1)^.5=i

    29. Re:Oblig. by Sique · · Score: 5, Insightful

      No, by definition, a good scientist is good at science. There were deeply religious scientists (Max Planck), there were pathologically paranoid scientists (Kurt Gödel), there were confessedly agnostic scientists (Albert Einstein), there were esoterics (Isaac Newton), pantheists (Gottfried Leibniz) and atheist zealots (Bertrand Russell).

      To believe that a scientist has to have a certain worldview to become a good scientist is a religion in itself.

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    30. Re:Oblig. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nor sense of humor.

    31. Re:Oblig. by Pieroxy · · Score: 1

      I'm glad I posted the original post to see that thing modded "5, Informative". That's science allright !

    32. Re:Oblig. by Nadaka · · Score: 2, Informative

      I never said religious people are stupid.

      I said they were insane.

      I said the gods they worship are evil and dangerous to human survival.

      That is something very different than calling them stupid.

    33. Re:Oblig. by PRMan · · Score: 0

      Yes, all those hospitals that Christians keep starting are really threatening our survival. Wait, no. They are actually ensuring it.

      Well, maybe it's all those universities they keep founding and those warlike tribes they keep civilizing.

      Wait...what was the question?

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    34. Re:Oblig. by PRMan · · Score: 4, Funny

      You didn't ask a scientific question. You asked a theological one. And the responder just told you to RTFM. Classic Slashdot, if you ask me.

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    35. Re:Oblig. by PRMan · · Score: 1

      Yes, I suggest that all atheists read the Bible cover to cover.

      You could just read the New Testament if your attention span is too short.

      That would greatly improve the quality of religious posts around here.

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    36. Re:Oblig. by Nadaka · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You are completely ignoring the new anti-rationality pro-dark age crusade being waged by the radical christians, islamists, jews and hindu's of the world. Not to mention the christian apocalyptic cults and the general attempt by the faithful to convert or exterminate each other.

      Read your bible christian. Beginning to end. Old and new testament and tell me your god isn't a murderous psychopath instituting insane and arbitrary laws and demanding adoration under threat of violence. Your god is an evil god.

    37. Re:Oblig. by ulzeraj · · Score: 1

      But what should we do about the acronym for Bible? RTFB is already taken.

    38. Re:Oblig. by gd2shoe · · Score: 1

      While I don't subscribe to a celibate church, RTCB might be a bit closer.

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    39. Re:Oblig. by dkleinsc · · Score: 2

      Actually, you're oversimplifying agnosticism. There are several forms, of which this is just a subset:

      Atheist agnosticism - I don't know for sure that there is no God, but there's no proof of one.
      Theist agnosticism - I don't know for sure that there is a God, but I believe there is.
      Apathetic agnosticism - There may be a God, but he/she/it doesn't care what we do so it doesn't matter.
      Strong agnosticism - There's no way for any human to ever have a definitive answer to whether God exists.
      Weak agnosticism - I don't know for sure if there is a God, but maybe sometime in the future we'll be able to tell.

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    40. Re:Oblig. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Same goes for that BIG fallacy called Global Warming fool. Taking advice from a stage whore like Penn and Teller is always a good idea.

    41. Re:Oblig. by kurzweilfreak · · Score: 1

      No. We need more agnostics. Atheism is the anti-religion religion.

      Only for non-nonsensical definitions of religion. No one worships at the altar of atheism and if you think that, then you might want to look up the word again.

      They are all too often more fanatical and crazy.

      If by fanatical and crazy you mean that they don't just give religion a free pass and respect anymore like atheists were forced to when the alternative was death. Because yeah, a passioned anti-religious posting is EXACTLY like witch burning, crucifiction, and letting your kid die of easily preventable diseases because of your religious belief.

      A least with religious zealots, you know where you stand. With Atheists, they quietly scheme and lie, all too often to themselves.

      Amazing, now you're a fucking mind reader. Holy shit, projecting much?

      Atheism is even completely incompatible with science. After all, these crazies believe they have in absolutely terms disproven a negative.

      Way to mischaracterize a position. What you really mean is these crazies have failed to see any evidence for the positive claim of a god and so reject that particular hypothesis. Just a hair different from disproving a negative, no?

      But no worries, you just keep telling yourself that all those atheists are crazy loons JUST LIKE religious fanatics. Sounds like they aren't the ones scheming and lying to themselves....

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    42. Re:Oblig. by Pieroxy · · Score: 1

      But what should we do about the acronym for Bible? RTFB is already taken.

      What is it for? Ride The Fucking Bitch?

    43. Re:Oblig. by Pieroxy · · Score: 1

      You asked a theological one.

      Nope, I asked a rhetorical one.

    44. Re:Oblig. by thoughtlover · · Score: 1

      It would appear you forgot to check the 'Post Anonymously' option in your hasty defense.

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    45. Re:Oblig. by Nadaka · · Score: 1

      No, I wasn't logged in originally and didn't feel like retyping it after the login dumped me on the main page.

      So I posted first then logged in.

      I mean what I say. And I have no shame or fear in saying it.

      The faithful want people like me to cower under the threat of the violence and evil they worship.

      I will do so no longer.

    46. Re:Oblig. by Khyber · · Score: 1

      Rape.

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    47. Re:Oblig. by SrLnclt · · Score: 1

      What is it for? Ride The Fucking Bitch?

      Read The Fucking Binary

    48. Re:Oblig. by Galactic+Dominator · · Score: 1

      I'm an agnostic

      You, and everyone ever born. The most meaningless description of them all.

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    49. Re:Oblig. by dudpixel · · Score: 1

      Not necessarily true.

      The sun may well have existed prior to the first day of creation. Same goes for earth and any other planetary bodies.

      Day 4 was when the sun and moon etc were positioned, but its open to interpretation.

      Anywho Gen 1 is not written from a scientific perspective, and is actually more like a "summary" or "parable" of the formation of earth.

      The days themselves are only representative. The sun and moon weren't positioned until day 4, so what was a "day" before that?

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    50. Re:Oblig. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Up, up!

    51. Re:Oblig. by Forty+Two+Tenfold · · Score: 1

      Meh. I like the logarithmic time scale "explanation" better. It even makes se...mblance of sense.

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    52. Re:Oblig. by DM9290 · · Score: 1

      Depends on what you think might be godlike.

      Are self-proclaimed agnostics the only people pretentious enough to spew crap like that and think it sounds intelligent?

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    53. Re:Oblig. by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 1

      Interesting ad hominem attack. I don't suppose you have any actual arguments that would clarify why anything I said was crap? And exactly where do you get "pretentious" out of speculation based on a logical extrapolations?

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    54. Re:Oblig. by DM9290 · · Score: 1

      Interesting ad hominem attack. I don't suppose you have any actual arguments that would clarify why anything I said was crap? And exactly where do you get "pretentious" out of speculation based on a logical extrapolations?

      It isn't an ad hominem attack. It is ridicule directed both at self proclaimed agnostics and at the claim, independently.

      And yes I have arguments. And when someone makes an argument to justify popular agnosticism that isn't obvious crap, then I might respond.

      But to keep it short, your godlike alien scenario is utterly irrelevant to the issue, hence :crap.

      Thinking "taking a crap is a virtue" is pretentious.

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    55. Re:Oblig. by LittleLui · · Score: 1

      imaginary

      I'd rather think of it as orthogonal.

    56. Re:Oblig. by dudpixel · · Score: 1

      yeah, whatever the truth is, I'm still in the dark (no pun intended).

      I find it difficult to relate evolution to what I see. In my mind intelligence requires intelligence.

      Can the inanimate produce the animate?
      Can non-life produce life? can it do so without a cause?

      So many questions. These will not be answered for me by science because even if they were, I wouldn't understand the answer enough to be convicted of its truth.
      Taking someone else's word for it sounds too much like "blind faith" to me.

      So I'm left with requiring other "proofs" to convince me of the Bible's truth, and those other proofs are still prophecy. I've read many fors and against, and I have to say almost all "rebuttals" I've seen stem from either misreading or misquoting or misunderstanding what the Bible is actually saying.

      The balance still tips in favour of Bible prophecy being infallible, as far as my worldview is concerned.

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  2. Get to the point! by Nick+Fel · · Score: 0

    Does it use Vim or Emacs?

    1. Re:Get to the point! by siddesu · · Score: 2

      It doesn't use either. But it has acid for blood, it is very fast and aggressive and requires a host for breeding. Also, its DNA is shaped like a pyramid in a fashion that resembles the pyramids of all known civilizations.

    2. Re:Get to the point! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      shaped like a pyramid in a fashion that resembles the pyramids

      youdontsay.jpg

    3. Re:Get to the point! by siddesu · · Score: 1

      I never.

    4. Re:Get to the point! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      one of the earliest forms of life requires a host for breeding.

      really?

    5. Re:Get to the point! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Neither, it uses ED.

    6. Re:Get to the point! by Half-pint+HAL · · Score: 1

      one of the earliest forms of life requires a host for breeding.

      really?

      Pop-culture reference. Plus current zeitgeist.

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  3. Very interesting by Adult+film+producer · · Score: 0

    but I'm more interested in knowing if this new form of life can be weaponized?

    1. Re:Very interesting by ByOhTek · · Score: 4, Funny

      I think from tfs, it is safe to say it is not a new form of life...

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    2. Re:Very interesting by arth1 · · Score: 4, Informative

      It's not even a new discovery - it was discovered late 19th century, i.e. more than a century ago. And not in Norway either.
      What the Norwegian scientists do is study them closer, using a local lake as a source.

      So, another Slashdot summary that's dead wrong. It can't get any worse without a bikini clad lady on page six.

    3. Re:Very interesting by Alain+Williams · · Score: 1

      It's not even a new discovery - it was discovered late 19th century, i.e. more than a century ago.

      Protozoans were discovered 150 years ago, but they have been hard to investigate. It seems that there may be several different groups that are all classified protozoans, some may be very different from others -- RTFA.

    4. Re:Very interesting by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      It can't get any worse without a bikini clad lady on page six.

      Sounds like an April fools prank to play, but for more effect have it be a ./ calendar.

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    5. Re:Very interesting by arth1 · · Score: 1

      Protozoans were discovered 150 years ago, but they have been hard to investigate. It seems that there may be several different groups that are all classified protozoans, some may be very different from others -- RTFA.

      RTFA yourself. This is a collodictyon, which were first described by H. J. Carter in 1865:

      Collodictyon, nov. gen. C. triciliatum, nov. sp.
      Pyriform, straight, or slightly bent upon itself, bifid at the small extremity, presenting at the larger one an indentation, from which spring three cilia. Structure transparent, cancellated, composed of globular cells, whith a strongly marked, grenish granule here and there in the triangular spaces between them. Locomotive, swimming by means of the cilia; subpolymorphic, flexible, yielding, capable of assuming a globular form . . . or one more or less modified by the body it may incept . . . ; enclosing crude material for noourishment in stomachal spaces, and ejecting the refuse, like Amoeba. Provided with a nucleus and contracting vesicles.

      Previous findings include Bombay and Central Europe, and what was found in Norway some 20 years ago is just another variety of Collodictyons. What's new is the study of them enabled by a local source, and potential classification as the most remote type of eukaryotes.

  4. Does it run Linux? by flyingfsck · · Score: 0

    and eat Windows for breakfast?

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      No, it runs MCP.

  5. Reading the first four comments by Opportunist · · Score: 0

    I feel like in a very bad light bulb joke, along the lines of "what would $group do with it".

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  6. A bit of explanation to save you from RTFAing by Samantha+Wright · · Score: 5, Informative

    Here's the paper.

    And to ruin all of the surprise: it's believed to be about a billion years removed from other known protists. That's about the same age as multicellular life. Archaea are more distant from us than these protists.

    This is more baseless conjecture than anything, but its blend of unusual genes most likely suggests that it is the sole (optimized) survivor of a larger ecosystem of similar strains, which may have exchanged DNA through some horizontal gene transfer mechanism in the past. The relatedness to a distant organism in Tibet implies that at least one of these species was once geographically ubiquitous, or spread through some other means, and may have blended into its surroundings there.

    The measurement of the organism's "age" is based on the sequence of an extremely conserved gene that codes for a part of a very important cell component, the ribosome. That measurement reflects how many times the sequence has been altered since it last matched a suspected common ancestor with its nearest relatives. The researchers never said that it's been essentially the same organism for a billion years (although it looks that way in the summary and MSNBC article); since they only analysed live samples, not fossilized ones, there's no way of knowing (and I'd be sceptical about any claims that said we could sequence billion-year-old DNA.) At any rate, analytical genomics shows us that for the sequence to stay the same for so long, the environment would have to be completely static and the genes very specifically optimised, which was almost certainly not the case due to historical climate trends. The rate of sequence change is very reliable on a large scale.

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    1. Re:A bit of explanation to save you from RTFAing by RandomAdam · · Score: 3, Funny

      Oh come on if you are going to use logic, reason and knowledge...oh and R'ingTFA /. is no place for you.

      Nice summary though.

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    2. Re:A bit of explanation to save you from RTFAing by sixtyeight · · Score: 0

      Nice nickname. Tell me you created it just for comments on this story.

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    3. Re:A bit of explanation to save you from RTFAing by Carewolf · · Score: 1

      But isn't the protist kingdom generally considered the catch-all group for shit we don't yet know where belong? In that sense it isn't really surprising to for protists to become better classified.

    4. Re:A bit of explanation to save you from RTFAing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gee Sam, you took all the fun out of it.

    5. Re:A bit of explanation to save you from RTFAing by ByOhTek · · Score: 1

      Nice cover of it. Much better than TFS/TFA.

      The only thing I'd want to add - while TFS/TFT said origin of the "tree of life" - I believe it would be closest to the eukaryotic branch of the tree. That lines up pretty well with the 1 billion years estimate as well.

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    6. Re:A bit of explanation to save you from RTFAing by RivenAleem · · Score: 3, Funny

      Cthulhu's gunna be pretty mad when he wakes up to find people have tramped through his shrubbery.

    7. Re:A bit of explanation to save you from RTFAing by interactive_civilian · · Score: 5, Informative

      In modern classification, there is no Protist kingdom. Protists are polyphyletic, which means they have representatives in many different groups (or Kingdoms, if you want), and each group is linked by a common ancestor. Though they are still working out the actual branches of the Eukarya tree (a lot of the early branching is difficult to resolve because of so much genome re-arranging and duplications, insertions, and deletions), one fairly recent paper suggests at least 6 "Kingdoms": Opisthokonta (which includes fungi, animalia, and some of what were previously thought of as protists), Amoebazoa (amoebas, slime moulds, etc), Archaeplastida (plantae, red algae, and green algae), Chromalveolata, Rhizaria, Excavata, and some groups that aren't clearly in those groups. This paper by Roger and Simpson from 2004 has a good summary:

      Simpson, A.G.B. & Roger, A.J., 2004. The real "oekingdoms" of eukaryotes. Current biology, 14(17), p.693-696. Available at: http://kfrserver.natur.cuni.cz/studium/prednasky/bunka/2005/simpson_eukevol.pdf. (PDF link)

      I'm sure there has been more work since then, but that paper is accessible to non-experts and a good overall read (though I recommend having wikipedia open to see what organisms they are talking about when they list names).

      Modern classification is a bit of a mess, because Nature doesn't fit into the neat hierarchical classification system that we grew up with. A good example of this is the idea of the Animal, Fungi, and Plant kingdoms of old. If Animals and Fungi deserve their own kingdoms, then at the same hierarchical level, each plant "phylum" should actually be a kingdom. Or something along those lines. But anyway more modern classification uses monophyletic groups (groups in which all members have a common ancestor; e.g. Eukarya is monophyletic because all eukaryotes share a common ancestor, but Protista is polyphyletic because there are protists which have a more recent common ancestor with animals than they do with other protists).

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      About the article, man that thing is a mess. Is it a translation problem, are the journalists who wrote it completely clueless, or are the researchers who discovered this organism extremely out of date with their classification? It reads more like a discovery from 1970 than 2012. :-/

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    8. Re:A bit of explanation to save you from RTFAing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Pretty much. They're a garbage bag of mostly/variably single-celled eukaryotic creatures that don't fit into the traditionally multicellular kingdoms, such as animals, plants, and fungi. It's sort of what you'd be left over with if you took a big, branching tree (all of the eukaryotes) and lopped off large swaths of its branches. Eukaryotes themselves are a chimera-like mix of several bits and pieces (e.g., chloroplasts and mitochondria, which are thought to have been originally independent prokaryotic creatures: look up endosymbiosis). In the real world, classification is messy because life has had a rather complicated history.

      Imagine the worst conceivable spaghetti code, built to merely a "good enough to still be self-copyable" code standard, and duplicated (with copy errors), forked (speciated) and merged (endosymbiosis, crossover, and sex) zillions of times with no centralized repository for a few billion years. Then humans come along and try to figure out the code history after the fact, and after 99% of the code has been thrown away (extinct). It isn't going to be pretty. We have a broad outline of the plot to the story, and that's it so far.

    9. Re:A bit of explanation to save you from RTFAing by Kjella · · Score: 5, Funny

      Modern classification is a bit of a mess, because Nature doesn't fit into the neat hierarchical classification system that we grew up with.

      Yeah, multiple inheritance is a mess. They should have gone with single inheritance and interfaces instead...

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    10. Re:A bit of explanation to save you from RTFAing by PopeRatzo · · Score: 2

      there is no Protist kingdom.

      But by my ancestors I swear, there will be one someday...

      But first, we must take the North.

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    11. Re:A bit of explanation to save you from RTFAing by roblarky · · Score: 1

      I do love me some "horizontal gene transfer", if ya know what I mean. *wink* *wink* *nudge* *nudge*

    12. Re:A bit of explanation to save you from RTFAing by ChunderDownunder · · Score: 2

      nah, duck typing.

    13. Re:A bit of explanation to save you from RTFAing by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 2

      Interfaces would be an inherited class definition with simply no code. Sorry to ruin your joke

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    14. Re:A bit of explanation to save you from RTFAing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am thinking more language oriented. The tree-based representation breaks down when you have multiple-inheritance, and side-way inheritance (like javascript's prototype-based inheritance).

    15. Re:A bit of explanation to save you from RTFAing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've just described my last programming contract.

    16. Re:A bit of explanation to save you from RTFAing by IICV · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Yeah, multiple inheritance is a mess. They should have gone with single inheritance and interfaces instead...

      They did, once you get past the cellular stage. Multi-cellular creatures only have single inheritance (from a Pair<T,T>), and pretty much all of them implement the ISexualReproduction interface, though some implementations get really crazy and hacked together (that's legacy support in action, the slugs only do that because their mating scheme was initially developed for underwater environments and nobody thought to make the code compatible with less-dense atmospheres).

      It's just that some single-celled creatures have the crazy horizontal inheritance that causes so many problems in older programming languages; you end up with more of a crazed inheritance shrub, instead of a tree.

    17. Re:A bit of explanation to save you from RTFAing by avgjoe62 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Cthulhu's gunna be pretty mad when he wakes up to find people have tramped through his shrubbery.

      You mean then that dead Cthulhu's first words upon waking from a pleasant dream in his house at R'lyeh will be, "Hey! You damned kids get off my lawn!!"

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    18. Re:A bit of explanation to save you from RTFAing by Half-pint+HAL · · Score: 1

      But that's what makes it so efficient! Why does nature insist on creating new lifeforms individually, rather than simply instantiating new objects of known classes?

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    19. Re:A bit of explanation to save you from RTFAing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      True. It's more like a tree with some branches grafted back on itself (think of this as porting/code merging). But it's still basically tree-like on the broadest scale, because inheritance seems more popular than crossover between branches, even among creatures that do it a lot. Also, most of the really messy cross-branch stuff happened earlier on (prokaryotes and the protists), whereas one of the hallmarks of multicellular life has been a lot less crossover. Well, except for the sex part, but that's usually a very structured dance between very closely related branches (i.e. intra-species). So, some branches are more orderly, whereas the single-celled critters are a bit more, er, exotic with respect to how they exchange genetic material. That's probably because they are such stripped-down reproduction machines that they can afford to be more sloppy with their "code integrity", because that let's them pick up new things that might be useful (e.g., antibiotic resistance), whereas the more elaborate and long-lived creatures can't really afford a heavy load of the defects that would go along with too much exchange of genetic material with entirely different creatures (incompatible code). If you're reproducing really, really, really fast at exponential rates (e.g., bacteria and other prokaryotes), then accumulating a few defective/experimental individuals is no big deal. Selection will take care of it. If you're investing years into an individual and building up a massive and intricately-interdependent code base to grow a large body with cellular differentiation and such, then there would probably be an advantage to have things a bit more structured, and being a little more conservative about incorporating huge swaths of new code that might break things badly. There's no clear advantage to either approach, apparently, because life continues to try both approaches, although it could be argued that bacteria and related prokaryotic groups are a lot more successful than anything else on Earth in terms of sheer numbers, mass, niches exploited, or persistence in the face of adversity.

      Being one myself, I have to think that multicellular creatures are pretty cool, but they do tend to be fragile and slow to adapt compared to our prokaryotic brethren, which are freakishly durable. We probably couldn't get rid of those other guys unless we boiled the oceans and practically melted the crust of the Earth. Persistent and adaptable little bugs. Then again, if I was one of those single-celled prokaryotes I wouldn't exactly be thinking about anything, so I'm still rather fond of multicellularity and the extravagance of having dedicated neural tissues.

    20. Re:A bit of explanation to save you from RTFAing by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 1

      Thanks for that article link. It packs a significant amount of clearly written information into four pages. Clearly, Simpson has no future in biological pedagogy.

      >About the article, man that thing is a mess. Is it a translation problem, are the journalists who wrote it completely clueless, or are the researchers who discovered this organism extremely out of date with their classification?

      In my opinion, the answer to your question is, "Yes."

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    21. Re:A bit of explanation to save you from RTFAing by KhabaLox · · Score: 1

      there is no Protist kingdom.

      But by my ancestors I swear, there will be one someday...

      You're gonna need more Pylons.

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    22. Re:A bit of explanation to save you from RTFAing by arth1 · · Score: 1

      About the article, man that thing is a mess. Is it a translation problem, are the journalists who wrote it completely clueless, or are the researchers who discovered this organism extremely out of date with their classification? It reads more like a discovery from 1970 than 2012. :-/

      A little bit of all of them, and the inevitable Chinese whispers you get with Murdochian journalism, where no "journalist" go check the source but only rewrite each other, and a little bit of sensationalism by the original journalist, Ynge Vogt.

      The original article can be found in English at the University of Oslo:
      http://www.apollon.uio.no/english/articles/2012/microorganism.html

      What's enlightening by reading this article is that the scientists don't claim that this type of protozoan, collodictyons, is a new discovery (they correctly refer to them being discovered in 1865), but that they have created a new branch for collodictyons.

    23. Re:A bit of explanation to save you from RTFAing by tepples · · Score: 2

      Why does nature insist on creating new lifeforms individually

      Cache locality.

    24. Re:A bit of explanation to save you from RTFAing by Samantha+Wright · · Score: 1

      ...actually, terrifyingly, humans can be involved in horizontal gene transfer, too. So sorry about your nice clean object model.

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    25. Re:A bit of explanation to save you from RTFAing by Samantha+Wright · · Score: 1

      Eh... Neither of them should have said that, actually. It's an outgroup, nothing more. It's no closer than we are. It lets us interpolate a bit better, but without more knowledge of the species it interacted with historically it's not very useful. This is just another case of mainstream journalism not understanding something scientific and trying to make something useful out of it. There are species of yeast that are just as divergent from each other!

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    26. Re:A bit of explanation to save you from RTFAing by Samantha+Wright · · Score: 1

      Break out those keys little buddy, after all that excitement, I could really go for a 14-dollar bottle of cashews!

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    27. Re:A bit of explanation to save you from RTFAing by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      ...actually, terrifyingly, humans can be involved in horizontal gene transfer, too. So sorry about your nice clean object model.

      Not at all what I pictured from a link to 'human horizontal gene transfer'.

      What?! I figured it was something new on urban dictionary...

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    28. Re:A bit of explanation to save you from RTFAing by benthurston27 · · Score: 1

      I think that's what the platypus used; ended up too confusing.

  7. Re: Organism Closest To Original "Tree of Life" Di by sixtyeight · · Score: 1

    Organism Closest To Original "Tree of Life" Discovered

    Eating of its fruit doesn't confer immortality per se, but many congenital defects abate, the skin regains elastin and the libido is enhanced significantly.

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  8. Re: Organism Closest To Original "Tree of Life" Di by Samantha+Wright · · Score: 4, Funny

    Nah, we already know what fruit the Tree of Life gave. It's the banana—haven't you seen the totally informative and 100% factual explanation of how perfect it is?

    ...

    ...

    I eagerly await to see how many moderators and respondents do not realise that this post is sarcastic.

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  9. Re: Organism Closest To Original "Tree of Life" Di by sixtyeight · · Score: 1

    Oh dear.

    I'm not sure which was worse: the title, the reasoning, or the fact that I counted the number of single entendres in the low single digits.

    Love the way he aims it, phaser-like, at the viewer as he completes his delivery of the opening line.

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  10. Misleading title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    It's a eukaryote, which is not at the base of the "tree of life," by a long shot. Neat to have a possible basal eukaryote though.

    1. Re:Misleading title by erroneus · · Score: 2

      Why would that be neat? Wanna keep it for a pet? Wanna show the neighbors that you're "cultured?"

  11. really? by symes · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I can't say I know a great deal about this area but it strikes me that "gene sequence does not match any known organism living on earth today" is not appropriate, seeing as we know so very little about what is crawling around the deepest parts of our oceans. It could well be this Norwegian fellow is quite ordinary.

    1. Re:really? by MartinSchou · · Score: 5, Insightful

      So, your problem is with the fact that it doesn't match any known organism, because we don't know what else might be out there?

    2. Re:really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The real problem is that the summary says "gene sequence does not match any known organism living on earth today", but the article says "have only found a partial match with a gene sequence in Tibet." Also, "It is conceivable that only a few other species exist in this family branch of the tree of life, which has survived all the many hundreds of millions of years since the eukaryote species appeared on Earth for the first time."

      Summary fail.

    3. Re:really? by RabidReindeer · · Score: 1

      So, your problem is with the fact that it doesn't match any known organism, because we don't know what else might be out there?

      Well, didn't a wise man once say that there were "known unknowns" and "unknown unknowns"?

    4. Re:really? by Nimey · · Score: 1

      What a novel definition of "wise"!

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    5. Re:really? by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Well, didn't a wise man once say that there were "known unknowns" and "unknown unknowns"?

      Only a fool would call the man who said that "wise". He was cunning and evil, not wise. If he were wise we'd have never invaded Iraq.

    6. Re:really? by HapSlappy_2222 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, he also said the "absence of evidence isn't the evidence of absence". Or, put less fancy: "Having no proof of a thing doesn't mean the thing doesn't exist."

      Pretty stupid shit when you realize it means I can tell the author of these quotes that I'm a purple goddess with 3 titties that loves watching football and cooking him things, when in reality I'm none of those things. But, he doesn't know there are things he doesn't know, and there's a distinct lack of evidence I'm not what I just said I was, so.... fap away, Mr Rumsfeld, you dipshit.

  12. Not so quickly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I had the original tree of life growing in my back yard. And I know that you're not close to it.
    God.

    1. Re:Not so quickly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had that God once.
      Mary

    2. Re:Not so quickly... by mudshark · · Score: 1

      Mary?? As in "Virgin Mary?" You had that god all right!

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    3. Re:Not so quickly... by cyberchondriac · · Score: 1

      You got it all wrong. It's Norwegian. This thing is obviously Yggdrasil ..but who'd a thunk it'd be so small?

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  13. Wrong headline! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    It might be a basal eukaryote, but that does not make it basal life, i.e. bacteria and archaea were present on Earth for ~2 billion years before eukaryotes came about..

  14. Pak Protectors? by rossdee · · Score: 1

    Does this mean we are going to be overun with Pak Protectors.

    1. Re:Pak Protectors? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you see chimpanzees buying thallium oxide online... I'd start worrying.

  15. Re:please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The research may or may not be ridiculous. The reporting on it is, but that's journalism for you.

  16. So does this mean... by wbr1 · · Score: 2
    From TFA

    They compared its genome with those in hundreds of databases around the world, with little luck. In all that looking they "have only found a partial match with a gene sequence in Tibet.

    Is it part of the Rinpoche system? The next Dali Lama perhaps?

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  17. Read it wrong... by erroneus · · Score: 1

    ...and I keep reading it wrong?! Orga*NI*sm damnit... Orga*NI*sm! Read either way there is some truth to the "tree of life" thing but still.

    1. Re:Read it wrong... by Greyfox · · Score: 2

      Life probably didn't evolve orgasms until way later. There's not much excitement to be had in cellular division.

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    2. Re:Read it wrong... by erroneus · · Score: 3, Funny

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  18. Re:Elder Gods by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

    ...the Old or Ancient Ones, the Elder Gods, of cosmic good, and those of cosmic evil, bearing many names, and themselves of different groups, as if associated with the elements and yet transcending them: for there are the Water Beings, hidden in the depths;

    Hail Atlantis! "Way down...below the ocean..."

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  19. Probably not like chicken by pianophile · · Score: 1

    But what does it taste like?

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    1. Re:Probably not like chicken by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Steak with mushrooms and a salad, all melded in to one scoop of protozoan goodness.

    2. Re:Probably not like chicken by windwalkr · · Score: 1

      Yam.

    3. Re:Probably not like chicken by voidphoenix · · Score: 1

      But what does it taste like?

      Spam.

  20. mistake-ridden article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The cited article has so many mistakes, it is frightening. I know that protists are esoteric, but it probably would have been better to get a better consultant to read over the article before it was posted.

  21. Organisms didn't spawn animal life in Earth! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "It is believed to be the closest living organism to the original organisms that spawned all animal life on earth."

    Of course, God created all of the animals and other creeping things and gave us (who are not animals) dominion over all the other living things.These little organisms they found in the lake in Norway are no exception to what God created and gave us dominion over. Everything is there for a reason... probably an ecological reason. Scientists need to stop pretending they know everything.

    GOD created all life after He created the heavens and the earth!

  22. can't get any worse without a bikini clad lady... by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    a bikini clad slime mold on page six?

    that would be worse

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  23. The two main problems with TFA by fusellovirus · · Score: 1

    1.Assuming we all evolved from a universal common ancestor we are all equidistant to the original tree of life
    2.The organism did not evolve x years ago...it has and will continue to evolve throughout it's existence

    1. Re:The two main problems with TFA by Half-pint+HAL · · Score: 2

      1.Assuming we all evolved from a universal common ancestor we are all equidistant to the original tree of life

      That depends entirely on your metric. If it's by years, we're equidistant. If it's by genetic difference, we're pretty far away from the origin, and this things pretty close. If it's by generations, we're pretty close, and it's pretty far away. (Human mean-time-to-reproduction in the order of decades, primitive cellular culture mean-time-to-reproduction in the order of seconds.)

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    2. Re:The two main problems with TFA by HiThere · · Score: 1

      No. You are missing the point. It has evolved just as much as anyone else, just in a different direction.

      The importance is that this split off a long time ago, so any conserved commonalities will be very significant.

      FWIW, the ancestral organism can't have been an oxygen breather. Didn't check whether this was or not. But just being anaerobic doesn't mean you haven't been evolving. And this one's even a eukaryote, so it's not as far divergent as, say, a blue-green algae.

      OTOH, the headline appears to drasticly oversell. This is just a protozoa that they've sequenced the genome of (according to the link). Apparently they've had problems getting enough DNA before now. And I suspect the reporter didn't really understand what she was being told. Either that, or she just likes to write down to her audience.

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    3. Re:The two main problems with TFA by Half-pint+HAL · · Score: 1

      No, you're missing the point: we haven't got an agreed way of measuring an "amount" of evolution. Until we have, your statement is no more meaningful than anyone else's.

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  24. oh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    wow.

    i would love to be on the team looking at that.

    sigh, such is life.

  25. No! Bad Summary! by denmarkw00t · · Score: 3, Informative

    From The Herp Derp Summary:

    this beasty combines genetic characteristics across plant, animal, and fungal kingdoms

    This is never actually mentioned in the article, in fact...

    From TFA (emphasis mine):

    They found it doesn't genetically fit into any of the previously discovered kingdoms of life. It's an organism with membrane-bound internal structures, called a eukaryote, but genetically it isn't an animal, plant, fungi, algae or protist (the five main groups of eukaryotes).

    To me, at least, that doesn't say that it necessarily has characteristics from all of those kingdoms, and certainly doesn't imply that it "combines" them.

    1. Re:No! Bad Summary! by DES · · Score: 1

      Well, one important characteristic of animals, for instance, is that they are neither plants, fungi, algae, nor protists, while plants are neither animals, fungi, algae nor protists; fungi are neither animals, plants, algae nor protists; algae are neither animals, plants, fungi nor protists; and protists are neither animals, plants, fungi nor algae. This organism combines all of the aforementioned characteristics in that it is neither an animal nor a plant, a fungus, an alga, or a protist.

  26. I know its username! by Dareth · · Score: 1
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  27. Nudge, Nudge, Wink, Wink ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a bikini clad slime mold on page six?

    that would be worse

    Speak for yourself.

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  28. Re: Organism Closest To Original "Tree of Life" Di by Half-pint+HAL · · Score: 1

    I guess He wasn't so keen on us eating mangoes then. And where did He put the easy-open tab on the cow?

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  29. Re:please by Half-pint+HAL · · Score: 1

    If this is what all life originated from how did the original organism stay the same over millions of years but at the same time evolve into all living life with no signs at all of anything intermediate?

    There was once a family of spearmakers. They were very good at making spears, and people would come from miles around to buy their spears. Because they were so good, the family prospered and multiplied. Then someone invented the sword, and the market for spears dropped, so half the family started making swords. They were very good at making swords, and people would come from miles around to buy their swords. Because they were so good, the family prospered and multiplied. Then someone invented the pistol, and half the family started making pistols. They were very good at making pistols, and people would come from miles around to buy their pistols. Because they were so good, the family prospered and multiplied. This family is now one of the biggest small-arms manufacturers in their country. Somewhere along the line, the branch that continued to produce swords stopped. And yet away in a little mountain village, there's a man descended from the original spear-makers who continues to make traditional spears as ornaments, film props and tourist souvenirs....

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  30. Horrible, ambiguous, summary by Muad'Dave · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...benign algae eating protozoan...

    So was it:
    1) a protozoan that eats benign algae (a benign-algae-eating protozoan ...)
    2) a benign protozoan that eats algae (a benign, algae-eating protozoan ...)
    3) a benign algae that was observed eating a protozoan (a benign algae, eating protozoan, ... [newspaper headline style])

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    1. Re:Horrible, ambiguous, summary by MiniMike · · Score: 1

      ...benign algae eating protozoan...

      So was it:
      1) a protozoan that eats benign algae (a benign-algae-eating protozoan ...)
      2) a benign protozoan that eats algae (a benign, algae-eating protozoan ...)
      3) a benign algae that was observed eating a protozoan (a benign algae, eating protozoan, ... [newspaper headline style])

      Add a 'Cowboy Neal' option (make your own protozoan joke) and we may just have the next Slashdot Poll...

    2. Re:Horrible, ambiguous, summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      According to the rules of English grammar, this can only mean it is a protozoan that eats benign algae, ie. 1. 2 is probably what they meant, but contains a misplaced modifier because of the missing comma. 3 is not appropriate because it is clear from context that it is a noun phrase.

  31. Re:please by DarkOx · · Score: 1

    Someones been reading to man Cussler novels

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  32. Re:please by __aaqvdr516 · · Score: 1

    A weapons analogy? C'mon, you're supposed to use cars!

    (very good analogy though)

  33. Usher's fault by Kupfernigk · · Score: 4, Insightful
    The whole taking the six days literally thing is a Protestant error. It's what you get when a lot of very literally minded people, such as Bishop Usher, collide with a metaphor. Even Newton fell for it, trying to work out the date of the Creation from the Bible and starting with Christmas falling on 25th December, 1AD. As Jay Gould used to call it, it is a failure to distinguish "non-overlapping magisteria", i.e. astronomy and geology on the one hand do not intersect with a poetic exploration of history and society on the other.

    The funny thing is that this literalism is very recent. As per my sig, quoting Tennyson, educated Victorians were already familiar with an enormously expanded timescale and the idea of replacement of species (he was writing in 1844, before Darwin published). And at school we used to sing that Victorian hymn which included the words "A thousand ages in thy sight are like an evening gone" - English protestants had no trouble at all with the idea that the "days" of Genesis were metaphorical

    Whether the original writers thought that, of course, is moot. But who did you believe in the early 1800s - a nomadic goat herder or the clever young men at Cambridge who were making such exciting discoveries? And why do apparently educated Americans claim to believe something that was shown to be false over 200 years ago?

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    1. Re:Usher's fault by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Read: "Genesis and the Big Bang". That will help you out. They could well be literal days, as experienced by the universe. As Einstein noted, time is not a constant.

    2. Re:Usher's fault by Empiric · · Score: 1

      In the 1800's, the scales tipped in favor of Cambridge. After the discovery of the Nag Hammadi library in 1945...

      Jesus said, "When you see your likeness, you are pleased. But when you see your images which came into being before you, and which neither die nor become manifest, how much you will have to bear!"

      --Gospel of Thomas

      ...I'm not sure there was actually any decision between the two there to be made.

      Overall, though, I'm quite in agreement with your post...

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    3. Re:Usher's fault by PRMan · · Score: 2

      And why do apparently educated Americans claim to believe something that was shown to be false over 200 years ago?

      Because there is so much scientific evidence.

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    4. Re:Usher's fault by Mashiki · · Score: 1, Informative

      Always nice to see the militant atheists attacking people for having views that don't conform to their closed minded world view.

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    5. Re:Usher's fault by DM9290 · · Score: 1

      Always nice to see the militant atheists attacking people for having views that don't conform to their closed minded world view.

      you have a very cool way of redefining the word "attack" and "militant" and "close minded". keep up God's work. He needs you to help spread the good news.

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      No one has a right to their *own* opinion. They have a right to the TRUTH.
    6. Re:Usher's fault by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      When you assume, you're only making an ass of yourself. So let's see if in the future you've learned something.

      Besides, they did attack, used adhom's and believe as stated in their post which is reflective their views. Don't let that little thing fly over your head either.

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  34. descent trees difficult with horizontal evolution by peter303 · · Score: 1

    Horizontal evolution means some genetic material did not come from your parent(s), but from other organisms during ingestion, symbiosis, sex, infection, etc. Unless their is an institutional mechanism for this like modern sex, successful horizontal transfers probably failed the vast majority of the time. But maybe the one in quadrillion attempt succeeded and conferred a retained advantage.

  35. God... by koan · · Score: 1

    Is that you?

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  36. evolution both complexifies and simplifies by peter303 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Evolution is not directional, that is aiming toward a particular goal, say humans. It goes in both directions, both complexifying and simplifying in order to occupy all the ecological niches it can. Parasites and viruses may be examples of simplification of more complete organisms at one time. The organism in this article may be a simplification of a eukaryote too. Then maybe not.

  37. Which organism(s) would that be? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is believed to be the closest living organism to the original organisms that spawned all animal life on earth.

    Organisms in 49 states, God (or The Lord) in Tennessee.

    bonus: captcha is meteor

  38. just in case by Eric+Smith · · Score: 1

    I, for one, welcome our old protozoan overlords.

  39. the problem with our protozoan overlords by mbkennel · · Score: 1

    is that they're the cast of Jersey Shore.

  40. So the Universe orbits the sun? by Kupfernigk · · Score: 1

    And rotates on its axis once a day? That's what "literal days as experienced by the universe" would mean. That's even sillier than Young Earth Creationism, which is even sillier than ... something very silly indeed.

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    1. Re:So the Universe orbits the sun? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And rotates on its axis once a day? That's what "literal days as experienced by the universe" would mean. That's even sillier than Young Earth Creationism, which is even sillier than ... something very silly indeed.

      A day hasn't been defined as a rotation of the Earth for a very long time, because that measure isn't constant enough to be of any use.

      One day is 86,400 seconds exactly, a second is the duration of 9,192,631,770 periods of the radiation corresponding to the transition between the two hyperfine levels of the ground state of the caesium 133 atom at rest, at 0 K (wikipedia)

    2. Re:So the Universe orbits the sun? by tepples · · Score: 1

      A day hasn't been defined as a rotation of the Earth for a very long time

      The Bible was written "a very long time" ago.

    3. Re:So the Universe orbits the sun? by Kupfernigk · · Score: 1

      Genesis (Bereshit) defines one day as an evening (sunset to sunrise) and a morning (sunrise to sunset). We are referencing Genesis. Idiot....

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    4. Re:So the Universe orbits the sun? by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      A day hasn't been defined as a rotation of the Earth for a very long time

      The Bible was written "a very long time" ago.

      In a Galaxy Far, Far Away??

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  41. This is the seventh day by tepples · · Score: 2

    The whole taking the six days literally thing is a Protestant error.

    Especially when you consider that there was no "evening and morning" for the seventh day. This adds more support to the day-age interpretation of Genesis 1. God has rested; have you joined him in his rest?

  42. Beastie, damn it. Beastie! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Really, how close is the nearest dictionary or spell-checker?

  43. New Kingdom? by Bob-taro · · Score: 1

    As we analyze more genomes, I wonder how much more our currently accepted taxonomy of organisms will change?

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  44. That depends on his assumption by Benfea · · Score: 1

    Honestly, when I read it, my first thought was "Ah, this is a creationist trying to be clever."

  45. Easy Response by gd2shoe · · Score: 1

    My God isn't a murderous psychopath instituting insane and arbitrary laws and demanding adoration under threat of violence.

    Happy now?

    (And yes, there does seem to be a bizarre radical flavor of Christianity forming in the Republican party like a cancer in response to certain liberal atheist agendas. This isn't to say that Christians nor republicans nor most liberals are evil.)

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    1. Re:Easy Response by Nadaka · · Score: 1

      I and my kind did not create your disease.

      It is only becoming popular again as the fleeting embers of enlightenment and renaissance fade.

      Your kind have been murdering people in the name of their vile false gods since they were first infected thousands of years ago.

    2. Re:Easy Response by gd2shoe · · Score: 1

      ???

      Easy there. Now... who took your lithium away, and would they please give it back?

      Very evil things have been done in the name of religion (including Christianity) but very evil things have also been done in the name of atheism. It would be just as easy for me to accuse you of genocidal atrocities, but that would be absurd.

      Chill. It will help your blood pressure.

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    3. Re:Easy Response by Nadaka · · Score: 2

      Very little evil has been done in the name of atheism. Not even the atrocities of the soviet union and china are done for atheism. They were done for the communist faith, or more accurately the faith in absolute personal authority held by the madmen who came to power.

    4. Re:Easy Response by cammoblammo · · Score: 1

      Stalin and Mao weren't TRUE atheists. No TRUE atheist would do such a thing.

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    5. Re:Easy Response by Nadaka · · Score: 1

      The problem is that you are attempting to imply a no true Scotsman fallacy, when it isn't appropriate. There is a reason the terms Stalinist and Maoist are used. Besides that the destruction of religious institutions where not done because they were religious, but because they were institutions and they threatened the consolidation of authority.

    6. Re:Easy Response by DM9290 · · Score: 1

      My God isn't a murderous psychopath instituting insane and arbitrary laws and demanding adoration under threat of violence.

      Happy now?

      He said READ your bible front to back before coming back and saying that. Try again.

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    7. Re:Easy Response by gd2shoe · · Score: 0

      I have.

      And no, I'm not going to be gone for a few weeks and tolerate abuse while I reread it. That would be unreasonable.

      "Stand here and count to a thousand while I throw rocks at you. Hey wait, you can't move yet! You haven't counted to a thousand!"

      Just how stupid do you think I am? Wait, maybe you shouldn't answer that until after you have read the Bible front to back (starting now). See you in a couple of days!

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    8. Re:Easy Response by Nadaka · · Score: 1

      The point was not to get you distracted while I attack your beliefs.

      The point is to get you familiar with the horrors clearly spelled out and celebrated with praise as virtues of your "divine" god in the book you base your faith on.

    9. Re:Easy Response by gd2shoe · · Score: 1

      You'd be referring to passages in the Old Testament (and if you're clever, misquoted passages from the New).

      I really don't think you have any idea what the Middle Eastern cultures were like back then. They've actually gotten much better, despite some of them still living in the pre-medieval ages. God doesn't change, but what people need changes. In Moses' day, they were actually incapable (as a people) of learning the gospel principles as taught by Christ. Instead, they were given laws to prepare them as a people to eventually reach that point.

      You're also struggling with the concept of immortality of the soul, and the ability of God to judge fairly and justly. The fact of the matter is, things in this life cannot be fair and just. It's part of the purpose of this life, to learn just how bad things can be in an unjust society. If we don't learn this, we won't be prepared for eternity. We won't be willing or capable of obeying reasonable laws forming a just society. (This isn't to say that we shouldn't try. I think that's also important to the learning process: learning how something works by reinventing it. Math teachers like this technique.)

      I know I didn't properly address your concerns. It's impossible to do so without knowing what they are, specifically. I also accept that you will have difficulty with my answer. That's OK. You lack context, and that doesn't come quickly or easily.

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  46. Now slime molds in Rogue by phrackthat · · Score: 1

    will finally get some respect!

  47. Moses by gd2shoe · · Score: 2

    To compound this, there were no "sons of Adam" to act as witnesses to the creation. Where did that knowledge come from?

    If you believe tradition, the first five books of the Bible were written by Moses... But he didn't live through Genesis. How did he come to all that knowledge? He could have abridged other writings, but that still doesn't explain the account of the creation. The explanation that makes the most sense? He (or someone else) was told by God or by an angelic messenger. Therein lies the rub.

    God has a habit of being intentionally obtuse at times. Every time someone receives a vision in their dreams, and every time a parable is told, there is someone present who will understand the symbolism. Yet most of the time, the message will go right over everyone else's head. One of the great problems with interpreting the Bible has to do with which passages are meant literally, and which are figurative. Most of the time, it's rather obvious, but there's always someone who will get it wrong. With Genesis, it's actually quite hard.

    The question isn't: is the creation account symbolic? The question is: How much of the creation account is symbolic, and of what?

    (Those who believe every word of the Bible is literal, really should reread the parables of Christ and the dreams interpreted by Daniel. Then they can try to explain why 100% of the other dreams and sayings recorded are all literal.)

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  48. Many details in MSNBC story are not so accurate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Uggh - this story picks up on a bunch of pretty misleading/inaccurate statements made in an article about this work. See http://phylogenomics.blogspot.com/2012/04/twisted-tree-of-life-award-13-press.html for more detail.

  49. scientists like to throw around numbers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It evolved around one billion years ago, plus or minus a few hundred million years.

    Really? How do they know that? Lots of claims flying around in the article (just like any other similar article) but with no proof. What evolved after it? And what evolved after that? Where are the details? Evolution seems to be the only theory that is missing so many details and makes no future predictions and yet if scientists refer to it enough in such a way that they act like they have faith in everything fitting together (despite it not) then people just start taking it for granted that it is real. I guess when you think that all we are is just another organism on an evolutionary tree then you can rationalize the human life isn't as special and sacred as Creationists believe it to be. But we aren't merely animals nor should we be treated as such because animals kill each other without regard. Just because humans sometimes do that doesn't make it right and they don't need another excuse (like viewing us as mere beasts).

  50. The real question is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How does it taste?

  51. Field of Dreams moves from Iowa? by Bob_Who · · Score: 1

    "Is this Heaven?......." "No, its Oslo......" "....oh.......Oslo....God was in Iowa for a while....."

  52. More likely a merger than an ancestor by laughingskeptic · · Score: 1

    My guess is that it is more likely the result of a series of genetic mergers over time than something that evolved over a billion years ago and then spawned the other trees which in turn lost information. That would make it more complex than many of its decendents and this sort of complexity usually moves in the other direction in evolution. We know blue-green algae exchange DNA with each other. A similar set of processes much later in time could have resulted in this species which managed collect DNA from a set of primitive peers that as a collection gave a significant evolutionary advantage.

  53. basis of a Lojban joke by xandroid · · Score: 1

    How many Lojbanists does it take to change a broken light bulb?

    Two: one to decide what to change it into, and one to ponder what kind of bulb emits broken light.

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