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HP To Cut 30,000 Jobs

Axolotl_Rose writes with news that Hewlett-Packard is preparing to cut around 30,000 jobs, close to 10% of its total workforce. CEO Meg Whitman reportedly wants to use that money instead for new products and for bolstering the sales force. From the NY Times: "China, which is one of H.P.’s highest growth areas, will probably be spared, as will its research and development efforts. Ms. Whitman, who became H.P.’s chief executive last September, 'is trying to build a new company,' one senior executive said of the job cuts. 'You can count this as a part of that.' The final plan is expected to be announced on Wednesday, when H.P. announces earnings for its second fiscal quarter. Considered a slow-moving giant in the tech industry, H.P. had revenue of $127 billion in fiscal 2011, but net earnings of just $7.1 billion. While it has a leading position in the sales of low-margin personal computers, H.P. has been late or unsuccessful in many recent tech trends like providing cloud computing services for big companies and smartphones and tablet computers." An article at Forbes suggests HP should instead 'retool' those jobs by recruiting makers and hackers, TED conference speakers, and others who have experience building and inventing things.

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  1. wait... what??? by starblazer · · Score: 5, Interesting

    HP still has a R&D division? Has hell frozen over? Is a CEO being intelligent for once??

    1. Re:wait... what??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      They are cutting jobs but concentrating efforts on sales. Yeah.. What I hear is please by from us but don't expect cutting edge, anything innovative, or decent support after the sale.

      That pretty much puts the final nails in the coffin for what once was an inovative tech company.

    2. Re:wait... what??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Its more like they are cutting jobs to show a profit. Its says we are clueless and know no other way of turning a profit. So we will toss out our knowledge base people and hope the cheaper ones in China will work out. Kodak tried this except the engineering went to Japan and Xerox is still trying it. Good luck American worker.

    3. Re:wait... what??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      There's good news in this.

      HP has been making trash equipment for a long time. Their printers are garbage, the software for them is worse. Their business laptops ship with non-functional radio chipsets and I've been told they just won't be fixed. I've gotten servers shipped to me with unsigned drivers that just don't work, and their foreign tech support is the consistently the worst I've ever had to deal with (and over phone lines that barely work). Not to labor the subject, but I actually had someone in India call me a thief when I called to ask them to replace a missing part on a laptop that came back from depot service. Worse yet, I've seen zero indication that they intend to do anything, about any of this, for years.

      Any company that pumps out crap product and treats its customers like garbage for the sake of short term cost cutting, trying to squeeze out another .03 bump in their stock price, deserves to die the kind of death HP is going to suffer.

      For my part, I say, "fuck em".

    4. Re:wait... what??? by sapgau · · Score: 4, Insightful

      +1
      I totally agree, I stopped using HP 5 years ago after suffering with crappy products and zero support.
      If you are R&D company it should take you no effort to develop on successful platforms like Palm, instead they just killed it.

    5. Re:wait... what??? by Lord+of+the+Fries · · Score: 5, Informative

      I agree in a non-humane principled sort of way. But my bet is that it's not those 10,000 peoples faults that HP is where it's at today. Which makes me sad. 10,000 poppa's and momma's are going to have to find jobs doing something else in a depressed economy. The well to do management will experience a drop in their earnings, but they won't suffer the same way.

      The only way I'd be happy is if the story stated that among the 10,000, every single "product manager" employed by HP was being terminated. In every company I've watched or been part of that has tanked in the last 20 years, it's always been accompanied by a growing role of the "product manager."

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    6. Re:wait... what??? by ArhcAngel · · Score: 4, Informative

      The hp R&D division is alive and well...It just isn't a part of hp anymore

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    7. Re:wait... what??? by davester666 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yes, we need to cut these jobs, so I can show a profit this quarter [or maybe next quarter], then I can get a nice big bonus.

      Lather, rinse, repeat...

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    8. Re:wait... what??? by aztracker1 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Well, their laser printers are decent (not the all-in-one inkjets), the Touchpad is/was awesome and webOS is hands down the best tablet OS around today. Unfortunately their management totally sucks and they don't know how to control quality, perception of value, or market their goods.

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    9. Re:wait... what??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      The only way I'd be happy is if the story stated that among the 10,000, every single "product manager" employed by HP was being terminated. In every company I've watched or been part of that has tanked in the last 20 years, it's always been accompanied by a growing role of the "product manager."

      As a former product manager at IBM who knows several PMs who left for HP, I can offer some insight here. I have to post as anon for obvious reasons.

      First off, I basically agree with your sentiments. While I've known a couple sharp product managers who were critical in getting improved products out the door, most are self-styled "thought leaders" or MBAs who do not have a technical background, do not understand the technology, and are incapable of recognizing technology trends until they are already old news.

      That said, the major bottleneck is going to be the company's executives. PMs do not have free reign to do what is best for the product. They also do not have any R&D budget. Ideally, they come up with ideas for improvements, and shepherd the whole thing through a Concept/Plan/Build/Release cycle. Every step has a checkpoint the executives can use to shut the whole project down.

      Here are points from my experience:

      • Executives act like bratty little rich kids and have only a slight understanding of their products and markets. They know this. They have various tricks to make themselves seem worthy of the title. #1 trick is to speak up occasionally and be very opinionated. Their opinions are generally worthless (but not always).
      • PMs cannot request budget for R&D, and typically are not welcome to make their own technology suggestions (unless maybe the PM is at a start-up).
      • PMs are not welcome to make risky suggestions (certainly we weren't at IBM). Big ideas must come from an executive sponsor, not the PM.
      • PMs will be laughed out of the checkpoint meetings if they aren't pitching BIG $$$ ideas. Ideas like "we need to spend money to fix all these bugs" are not what the execs are looking for, and don't bring rewards to the PM.

      Add this all up, and here's what you get. The PMs offer incremental improvements that are mostly business changes (e.g. sell through a new channel, offer a slightly different model). Products stagnate.

      The PM is an important role, because this is the one person who is the glue binding all the other departments (sales, eng, r&d, marketing, etc.). A talented PM who is given some autonomy can do big things. But for the reasons described above, the corporate culture just sucks.

    10. Re:wait... what??? by cant_get_a_good_nick · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The 10,000 layoffs will suck for the 10,000, but it spreads well past that. A huge subset of them will need at least temporary unemployment benefits. Their house payments may get iffy, and the market is already precarious. Households will cut back on spending, affection the microeconomies around them. There are tremendous costs to be born now.

      This is why I don't like the idea of the MBA US President. Bush #43 was an MBA, and so is Romney. Neither one of them has shown any ability to look at the big picture, at anything larger than the bottom line of a single company, from the point of view of the company. Layoffs for a company are great; they boost your stock price a bit. You pay a relatively small cost, because you've been taught since day 1 on your MBA that you should externalize costs as much as possible, essentially make your costs every one else's responsibility. Every layoff affects others, large layoffs affect a lot of people.

    11. Re:wait... what??? by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 3, Insightful

      to contrast, HP once was the pinnacle of high end test equipment. these days, its called 'agilent' but the old 20+ yr equipment still pulls in good money on ebay for used test gear.

      I go out of my way to buy (and use) older 'made in usa' HP, tektronix and fluke gear. the chassis were thick metal, the user manuals had *schematics* and parts/vendor lists (oh the shock and horror!) and the units ran for decades without needing repair.

      compare to today: you'll pay the same high price but HP^Hagilent is made overseas, is not built to the same standard and is probably not even designed in the US anymore, let alone made here. its throw-away and its becoming rarer to find true service manuals anymore.

      my old HP voltmeters, function generators and such are still some of the best stuff in the world. I would be hard-pressed to seek out any NEW hp gear, though. for my money, I'd just assume buy a chinese rigol scope.

      the passing of an era is sad; and HP was a source of pride for many decades (nearly half a century, in fact).

      RIP HP. at least you did leave behind some really great gear that continues to work well.

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  2. Should be... by busyqth · · Score: 5, Funny

    Why not just cut 300,000 right away and get ahead of the game for once?

    1. Re:Should be... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Don't forget that the 30k re-hires will reset the benefits clocks -- healthier younger people who will work with less actual taken vacation.

    2. Re:Should be... by daem0n1x · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I like that idea. Enslave your people, fire them when they're worn and hire new slaves. What can possibly go wrong?

    3. Re:Should be... by tqk · · Score: 5, Informative

      Been working as a contractor for HP. Not a single paid hour of vacation in 8 years. I hate this place with a passion

      Who's fault is all of that? Why's a contractor expecting paid vacation? If you want paid vacations, you should be an employee.

      I'm a contractor. When I finish a project, I take time off, on my dime. I also don't work for anyone that won't pay me a decent wage. I don't work on stuff that I don't want to, or I think doesn't need to (or shouldn't) be done.

      What's your problem? Yeesh.

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  3. Bolstering the sales force by sl4shd0rk · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Because when you offshor^H^H cut a bunch of jobs, you need more salespeople to sit by the phones to answer calls about products you offshor^H^H have sold-off in order to mak^H^H save money.

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  4. Oh yeah, that'll help. by JustAnotherIdiot · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I have a friend who works at HP, and he's constantly tell me how they're overworked due to constantly lowering employee count.
    I'm sure cutting out 10% of the workforce, shoving even more extra work on everyone else, will just be a huge moral boost. /sarcasm

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    1. Re:Oh yeah, that'll help. by Reverand+Dave · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That's the american way to boost productivity. If you make 1 person do 3 people's jobs then they are 200% more productive.

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    2. Re:Oh yeah, that'll help. by bmo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You forgot the adverb.

      You get 1 person doing 3 people's work badly.

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    3. Re:Oh yeah, that'll help. by An+ominous+Cow+art · · Score: 5, Funny

      If those 30,000 employees all work on print drivers, maybe we'll see them (the drivers) shrink to a reasonable size...

    4. Re:Oh yeah, that'll help. by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 3, Informative

      ...200% more productive.

      All of which goes to executive compensation and maybe dividends for shareholders. The worker gets none of the benefit of added productivity.

  5. The 21st century formula for a successful company by crazyjj · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The modern CEO doesn't grow his company in the long-term. He doesn't build good products and increase sales, putting profits back into R&D, new products, and new hires. He doesn't pay shareholders modest dividends and tell them about his long-term strategy for slowly growing and maintaining a profitable company. That shit is old school!

    The 21st century CEO boosts short term profits by cutting jobs and forcing existing workers to pick up the slack. He shows the shareholders that the next quarter's profits are great and they call him a visionary. He hides debt with a shell game, cuts workers to hide sales declines, and outsources everything he can to some sweatshop that produces crap product to lower prices. The 21st century CEO looks AMAZING on paper.

    And in the long-term...well, who gives a shit about the long-term? By then the 21 century CEO has long since bailed out with his golden parachute. Let Uncle Sam bail them out.

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  6. Rigth... by TheDarkMaster · · Score: 3, Interesting

    "...CEO Meg Whitman reportedly wants to use that money instead for new products and for bolstering the sales force."

    I bought a HP netbook, believing that I would have something of quality. Big mistake. I think is not going to help increase the number of sellers, if you only have crappy products for sale.

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  7. Disgraced Republican Candidate for Governor by bit+trollent · · Score: 5, Funny

    Anyone who watch Meg Whitman run for governor should realize by now that she is an abject retard.

    I wouldn't put her in charge of a car wash, much less a multinational company.

    I guess after that other Republican candidate, Carley Fiorina started driving HP into the ground they needed another mentally handicapped Republican to finish the job.

    1. Re:Disgraced Republican Candidate for Governor by toadlife · · Score: 5, Interesting

      My favorite part of that campaign was when Whitman went on and on about how '30 years ago everything was great in California', forgetting that 30 years ago was during the tail-end of her opponent's first two terms as CA governor.

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    2. Re:Disgraced Republican Candidate for Governor by toadlife · · Score: 3, Informative

      1) High Speed Rail (underfunded referendum)

      I specifically mentioned the referendum problem.

      2) Underfunding CALPERS on purpose, by granting huge retirement benefits (in the late 90s) to garner the support of Government (tend towards liberal) workers.

      CalPERS is actually one of the best funded public pension systems in the nation. The last part of you statement is hilarious, given that the public entities which have been given the most cushy retirement plans are law enforcement and firefighters, constituencies which most certainly do NOT lean liberal.

      3) Illegal Immigration and social programs that become entitlements that can never be revoked. Oh, and I'm a racist for even mentioning it .

      Please post a study (not by overtly racist groups like CAIR) that demonstrates that illegals are a significant drain on our economy.

      BTW, Wilson was a Liberal, so that really doesn't help your case.

      Pete Wilson, champion of prop 187, the Three Strikes law, and energy deregulation, a liberal? We must have different definitions of Liberal.

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  8. H.P. by Matheus · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Did it bug anyone else that they kept using H.P. instead of HP?

    Maybe it's just me...

  9. Re:The 21st century formula for a successful compa by crazyjj · · Score: 5, Informative

    You may not be a native English speaker, so you may not be aware of the fact that we have no gender-neutral, third person, singular pronoun for a person. One must choose either "he" or "she" or the much more awkward "he/she." I supposed one could also go with "it" but most humans take offense to being called an "it" for some reason. Being as most CEO's are men, I chose "he" in this instance. I think that's a reasonable choice.

    And as for Meg Whitman, well I'm sorry if I may have offended the woman who just threw 30,000 families into dire crisis. I suppose she'll just have to live with it.

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  10. Re:The 21st century formula for a successful compa by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Well - in Whitman's defense, HP needs to retool itself. If their claim to fame is personal computers, they will be an also-ran within 5 years. They need to retool with services, get in on the cloud-storage/processing game, and start putting out products and services that people are interested in. Otherwise, they can sit in a corner with Gateway and talk about the olden days.

    That, unfortunately, takes drastic measures. Apotheker had the right idea, but just executed it in the worst possible way. Now the question is whether Whitman has the right idea, AND can execute on it. Cutting 10k workers sounds harsh, but it's a nasty requirement for effecting a turn-around.

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  11. Bad CEO replaced by bad CEO replaced by bad CEO by tomhath · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Carly Fiorina gutted the company and put it into a tailspin. Hurd took over and promised to fix things by gutting the company. Now Whitman has taken over and promised to fix things by gutting the company. I hate to see HP go, at one time it was a great company, but they lost their way under Fiorina and never recovered.

    1. Re:Bad CEO replaced by bad CEO replaced by bad CEO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      A new CEO was hired to replace an outgoing CEO. The outgoing CEO met with the incoming CEO for an exit interview. During the discussion, the departing CEO stated he had placed 3 very important letters in his drawer just as his predecessor had done for him. He explained that the new CEO would find opening the letters in order most useful when a serious event took place. He also stated the letters left for him had really helped him over his tenure.

              Several months passed before a major event came up. The new CEO now remembered the letters and noticed they were numbered 1, 2, and 3. The former CEO had instructed they be opened in order for maximal benefit. The new CEO opened letter #1 and the paper inside had the words “blame it on your predecessor.” The new CEO did as the letter stated and amazingly he was able to avert serious problems and keep his job.

              Several months passed before the next serious event took place. This one was growing in magnitude and things were starting to get ugly at the company. There were even calls for the CEO to step down. In desperation, the CEO opened the drawer and pulled out letter #2. With great fear he, opened it carefully to read the word “reorganize.” He followed the instructions and just as before he was saved. The whole company quieted down and went back to business as usual.

              After about a year, a third serious event took place and it was much worse than the rest. The CEO knew how to get out of the mess because he had a third letter left to open. With a smile he reached for the letter #3 and opened it to read “write 3 letters.”

    2. Re:Bad CEO replaced by bad CEO replaced by bad CEO by steelfood · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Sounds like a board issue. They're not picking the right people for the job (I would've said person, but this has happened twice within as many decades).

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  12. Re:The 21st century formula for a successful compa by crazyjj · · Score: 5, Insightful

    There is nothing quite as beautiful as seeing the plane in free-fall and on fire behind you, as you float to your new private island on a parachute stitched from gold thread and destroyed lives.

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  13. Re:The 21st century formula for a successful compa by JoeZeppy · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Facebook is a media company, more like Time/Warner than IBM, except they produce even less. Facebook delivers eyeballs to advertisers, nothing more.

  14. meg whitman, not a job creator by Dan667 · · Score: 3, Informative

    think of what she would have done to California if she had been elected. They dodged a bullet with that one.

  15. Re:Maybe not fuck off .... by squiggleslash · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Moreover, I'd assume stuff made by Indian companies (as in, the products are designed and created there) to be infinitely better quality than stuff made by American companies who outsource.

    I've experienced outsourcing, and had to work with people who are on the end of a telephone in a different country, timezone, and living in a different culture. The issue wasn't that the guys on the other end were especially incompetent (many were, but I've worked in IT long enough to know that 75% of the people who work with you are usually barely able to string a subroutine together), but that the wall between us made development close to impossible. The only project management worth a damn under the circumstances was waterfall, and the downsides to being reliant on formal, comprehensive, specs were all too apparent.

    There's no substitute for people who work together on a project working together. Which is why, ultimately, companies like HP who think that the way to solve temporary financial issues is to get rid of their US operations and become marketing shells for goods "designed" and "manufactured" by themselves only nominally, will eventually go the way of the do-do. With no imagination, and with native operators being more efficient, HP cannot beat companies like Asus and Acer.

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  16. Time will tell if this is a good thing for HP. by ErichTheRed · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm sure that with the EDS acquisition, as well as all the other companies HP went out and bought, there are tons of people hiding out waiting to see which group of employees survives the merger. With the PC and printer divisions merging, that looks to me like a lot of sales guys, account managers and customer liaison people are going to be looking for work as well. HP has 300,000 people or something like that. It's kind of like IBM -- once a company gets too big, people can build themselves a very safe spot without doing too much work simply because it's too hard to keep track of everything.

    I've had some limited experience with EDS, and from what I saw, there's LOTS of room to cut there. Outsourcing contracts can only support so many project managers, support staff and liaisons-to-liaisons without affecting the number of actual workers who do work.

    The problem is that mass-firings like this, especially ones led by management consultants, tend to gut product engineering and design teams, and leave the overhead in place. Even though Whitman may be sparing HP Labs, which was cut to the bone under Fiorina and Hurd, that doesn't account for the everyday hardware engineers who have to design HP's next products. If HP wants to stay successful long-term, they need to ignore the typical McKinsey speak and keep the people who can build stuff that HP can sell.

    I'm working in one of the very few dinosaur-era fields that actually needs to buy good-quality PCs and servers for customer projects. Think stick-in-the-mud customers, low or no network bandwidth and old applications. HP and Lenovo are basically the only choices if you want a decent, well-made business grade PC with a warranty and stable configuration. All the hardware manufacturers need to lay off the cloud kool-aid and realize that there will be a balance between local, private and hosted for quite a while. Not every business is ready for the cloud, the cloud doesn't make sense for some businesses, and even the cloudy people need decent machines to run VMWare, Hyper-V, Xen, etc. on. In HP's case, I'm sure the McKinsey people read the Gartner people's Magic Quadrant stuff, concluded that every business will be in the cloud by 2017, and recommended that HP get out of the traditional PC and services business, and become strictly a cloud provider. Problem is, when the social media/Web 2.0/cloud bubble pops, things are going to swing back to a sane mix of hosted and local, and HP might not have anything good to offer anymore.

  17. Management Logic: by Cid+Highwind · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If you get one person doing the work of three, that's management success and you should get a big bonus.

    If that person does 3 jobs badly, that's his personal failure and should be noted in his next performance review!

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  18. Saddest Part by Lord+of+the+Fries · · Score: 4, Interesting

    "While it has a leading position in the sales of low-margin personal computers."

    How ironic and sad that this is HP's claim to fame now days. There was a time when this was simply so not true. There was a time when you bought HP stuff (and you paid top dollars for you), you knew you could throw it against a wall or drive a car over it and it just kept working. Quality was #1, bar no competition. That was back when the engineers still had a bit of say in what went down there.

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  19. Re:The 21st century formula for a successful compa by HapSlappy_2222 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Actually, the use of "singular they" is a gender-neutral option in English. I've seen it used more lately, although my middle school English teacher would probably cringe at the idea; it still sounds wrong, somehow. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Singular_they

  20. Re:The 21st century formula for a successful compa by dkleinsc · · Score: 3, Funny

    My favorite answer to this problem: Clearly, saying "he, she, or it" every time is a bit cumbersome, but at the same time we want to be inclusive. This eventually leads to the contraction "h'or'sh'it"

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  21. Re:The 21st century formula for a successful compa by hey! · · Score: 3, Funny

    Nice idea except the HP CEO *appears to be* a woman.

    There, FTFY.

    Women are people, and people have souls, therefore Meg Whitman is not a woman.

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  22. Re:The 21st century formula for a successful compa by Solandri · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Well - in Whitman's defense, HP needs to retool itself. If their claim to fame is personal computers, they will be an also-ran within 5 years. They need to retool with services, get in on the cloud-storage/processing game, and start putting out products and services that people are interested in. Otherwise, they can sit in a corner with Gateway and talk about the olden days.

    Eh? The old HP which everyone knew and loved (well, mostly) had a claim to fame to PCs, workstations, calculators, printers, scientific instruments, and a host of other fringe but cutting edge stuff. That's what gave them a competitive advantage, respect for their brand name. Y'know, back when they were a leader in the tech industry. Their problems right now are due to "retooling" to become a generic PC repackaging brand. They got exactly what they wanted - they're now leader in a market with probably the thinnest margins in the tech industry, indistinguishable from the likes of Gateway.

    If you find yourself constantly chasing the hottest new thing, you are by definition an also-ran. You should be creating the hottest new thing. Like back in the day when businesses would pay a premium for HP workstations, printers and scientific equipment; and geeks would pay a premium for their calculators - because they were considered the best and most advanced. They didn't dominate the inkjet printer business because their sales department did a good job marketing them. They dominated the inkjet printer business because they paid a few geeks to play around with using electrostatic forces to spray ink - they nearly single-handedly invented the inkjet printer market.

    Unfortunately they gutted their R&D which was producing their high-profit distinguishing products, in favor of sales to promote their high-revenue generic products. I'm sure the high revenue looks impressive on their sales staff's resume, but if it's on razor-thin profit margins it's not really helping the company. I don't see how shifting their sales from one thing to another is going to help. They need to revive their R&D departments if they want to become an industry leader again and enjoy cushy profit margins.

  23. Now you know why they call it the Cato Institute by Medievalist · · Score: 3, Informative

    I like that idea. Enslave your people, fire them when they're worn and hire new slaves. What can possibly go wrong?

    Auctionem uti faciat: vendat oleum, si pretium habeat, vinum, frumentum quod supersit vendat; boves vetulos, armenta delicula, oves deliculas, lanam, pelles, plostrum vetus, ferramenta vetera, servum senem, servum morbosum, et siquid aliut supersit, vendat. Patrem familias vendacem, non emacem esse oportet. -- De Agricultura, Marcus Porcius Cato, ~160 BC

    "Sell worn-out oxen, blemished cattle, blemished sheep, wool, hides, an old wagon, old tools, an old slave, a sickly slave, and whatever else is superfluous. The master should have the selling habit, not the buying habit." -- Hooper & Ash public domain translation.

    Furthermore, Carthage must be destroyed.