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Invasive Species Ride Tsunami Debris To US Shore

An anonymous reader writes "When a floating dock the size of a boxcar washed up on a sandy beach in Oregon, beachcombers got excited because it was the largest piece of debris from last year's tsunami in Japan to show up on the West Coast. But scientists worried it represented a whole new way for invasive species of seaweed, crabs and other marine organisms to break the earth's natural barriers and further muck up the West Coast's marine environments. And more invasive species could be hitching rides on tsunami debris expected to arrive in the weeks and months to come."

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  1. More sushi! by QQBoss · · Score: 4, Funny

    Anything that brings cheaper sushi, I am all for it! Best way to resolve invasive species problems... first find a way to serve them up!

    1. Re:More sushi! by Muad'Dave · · Score: 4, Funny

      Tsunami sushi....is people!!!

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    2. Re:More sushi! by cayenne8 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Best way to resolve invasive species problems... first find a way to serve them up!

      Agreed!!

      Please ship some samples down here to the New Orleans area, we can find a way to cook anything....and make it taste good!!

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    3. Re:More sushi! by ewieling · · Score: 2

      One word: Nutria

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    4. Re:More sushi! by ToiletBomber · · Score: 1

      Would you like a serving of radioactivity with that sushi?

    5. Re:More sushi! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We're going to need more wasabi!

    6. Re:More sushi! by GrumpySteen · · Score: 2

      Nutria is a good match for creole recipes. It's got a strong flavor not unlike the dark meat from a turkey that can still be tasted when used in spicy recipes like this one and it does taste good.

      The problem is it looks a bit too much like a giant rat, even though it's closer to a beaver. People in the US have a psychological issue with the thought of eating rats, so it's not likely that it will ever be a popular ingredient.

    7. Re:More sushi! by camperslo · · Score: 2

      The debris got a pretty good head start on the radioactive leakage, and most of it came from areas quite far from the power plant. You'd very likely experience more radiation from radon in the tap water while taking a shower in Texas than from fish or driftwood and debris on the coast.

      I think the people that sunk the ship that floated over here were complete idiots. Shot and sunk it to reduce pollution? As if there wouldn't be fuel leakage with it underwater. It should have been cleaned up and put to use. There might have been people on that ship.

      People should show respect when encountering debris. I wouldn't expect radiation in the debris, but there will be some personal possessions, and maybe even partial human remains.

    8. Re:More sushi! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh no dude, We've already got a bill in the legislature banning tsunamis and holding Asia responsible for that and any plastics floating in the Pacific as likely originators..

    9. Re:More sushi! by QQBoss · · Score: 1

      Replying to myself: Whoever marked my original message overrated as obviously never tried lionfish!

    10. Re:More sushi! by ultranova · · Score: 1

      Would you like a serving of radioactivity with that sushi?

      Unless the invasiva species talked about in the article were the Godzilla, they can't be that radioactive, seeing how they're still alive.

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  2. Attention, "Fittest": by notgm · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Start surviving....NOW!

    Sincerely,
    Nature.

    1. Re:Attention, "Fittest": by ArhcAngel · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This is the first thing I thought of. Isn't this how nature prunes and purges and refreshes itself?

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    2. Re:Attention, "Fittest": by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Indeed, this is 'natural'. Granted you could make the argument that maybe not as much 'debris' would be floating for said hitchhikers to use, but I'm guessing there would be just as much, just 'different'.

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    3. Re:Attention, "Fittest": by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      I believe the concern here is mostly due to the amount of man-made debris, thus increasing the odds of invasive species transfer to well beyond what would have been found in nature. Just because "survival of the fittest" is the way nature works, doesn't mean that trying to spur on a battle royal of all the world's species is a good thing.

    4. Re:Attention, "Fittest": by ColdWetDog · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I believe the concern here is mostly due to the amount of man-made debris, thus increasing the odds of invasive species transfer to well beyond what would have been found in nature. Just because "survival of the fittest" is the way nature works, doesn't mean that trying to spur on a battle royal of all the world's species is a good thing.

      But humans have been doing this since we wandered off the Savannah. Other animals have been doing this since life developed cell membranes.

      Nothing to see, move along.

      I really, really wish the various governmental departments involved in this would stop tarting this up as some Godzilla-spawned catastrophe. The hundreds of thousands of ship hulls that have discharged ballast water in foreign ports for the past 5 centuries have done more to speed this sort of thing than one tsunami. Not everything is the end of the world, even if you can get more funding that way.

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    5. Re:Attention, "Fittest": by compro01 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Grab a chunk of natural, untreated wood and leave it in water for a few months. It'll absorb water and sink like a rock, then it'll rot. It's not going to be carrying passengers across an ocean, unlike treated everything-proof wood you'd use on a ship or a dock.

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    6. Re:Attention, "Fittest": by mapkinase · · Score: 1

      The problem is that humans are now as far from nature as living tissue on the metal endoskeleton.

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    7. Re:Attention, "Fittest": by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      Grab a chunk of natural, untreated wood and leave it in water for a few months.

      Like the driftwood that continually washes up on the beach?

      It's not going to be carrying passengers across an ocean, unlike treated everything-proof wood you'd use on a ship or a dock.

      Would those passengers be likely to tolerate the CCA or other treatments over the trans-ocean journey?

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    8. Re:Attention, "Fittest": by davester666 · · Score: 2, Informative

      "scientists worried it represented a whole new way for invasive species of seaweed, crabs and other marine organisms to break the earth's natural barriers"

      How exactly is this "a new way"? I'm pretty sure there have been tsunami's and other extreme weather conditions for quite some time that are capable of carry live organisms hundreds or thousands of miles from where they started.

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    9. Re:Attention, "Fittest": by compro01 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Grab a chunk of natural, untreated wood and leave it in water for a few months.

      Like the driftwood that continually washes up on the beach?

      Driftwood isn't going to be from the other side of the planet. It will be from much closer and will make landfall before it fully waterlogs.

      It's not going to be carrying passengers across an ocean, unlike treated everything-proof wood you'd use on a ship or a dock.

      Would those passengers be likely to tolerate the CCA or other treatments over the trans-ocean journey?

      If the wood is just being used as a substrate and not as a nutrition source, quite likely.

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    10. Re:Attention, "Fittest": by ewibble · · Score: 1

      I agree, contents join, and separate nature goes on. Nature isn't fragile however a practical species maybe that includes humans.

    11. Re:Attention, "Fittest": by FreshlyShornBalls · · Score: 1

      Why is it that what humans do seems never to be classified as "natural", though? Either we're part of nature or we're not.

      I've always found it rather arrogant of us to think that Nature won't figure out a way for us (or our descendants or some other species' descendants) to survive long after we're worm food.

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    12. Re:Attention, "Fittest": by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Driftwood isn't going to be from the other side of the planet.

      I'm exactly wondering if this CAN happen from a tsunami! Albeit, a major tsunami... Yes, absense of evidence and all that, but it does raise the question as to whether it's a possible species propogation method. Statistically low, but still a possibility.

    13. Re:Attention, "Fittest": by eth1 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Sink, yes... not so sure about rot.

      I often visit lake Lewisville, and the top end of the lake (the old Lake Dallas) was impounded about 100 years ago now. The trees are STILL THERE. They rot down to the water level, then stay there as nearly invisible hazards to boaters...

    14. Re:Attention, "Fittest": by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The earth, mother nature, and God set the rules. It's the control freak humans that have a problem.

    15. Re:Attention, "Fittest": by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 1

      I've always found it rather arrogant of us to think that Nature won't figure out a way for us (or our descendants or some other species' descendants) to survive long after we're worm food.

      Nature flatly doesn't care whether we survive or not. A parasite that kills its host is not a long term survival strategy, and we are systematically altering the environments in which we are supported or 'hosted'.

      Why is it that what humans do seems never to be classified as "natural"

      Maybe because we've only been here a blink of an eye? The world exists for literally billions of years before we showed up. We're the interlopers, it would behoove us to live within the stable parameters rather than see how far we can push them before a very complex system decides it's too far. We aren't just subsisting, we're actively changing the environment well beyond what we 'need'. We think and choose to do things, animals and nature are not 'thinking' when they act. Lions don't kill more than they need, they don't kill 1000 wildabeast to save for next year. They don't fence off areas of land from other animals, preventing natural migrations that don't know political boundaries.

      You can make the argument between 'natural' and 'normal', but not that what we're doing isn't causing significant harm.

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    16. Re:Attention, "Fittest": by Thelasko · · Score: 1

      Grab a chunk of natural, untreated wood and leave it in water for a few months. It'll absorb water and sink like a rock, then it'll rot. It's not going to be carrying passengers across an ocean, unlike treated everything-proof wood you'd use on a ship or a dock.

      Has anyone tested this experimentally? I've heard of hardwoods becoming waterlogged and sinking, but that doesn't cause rot. The lack of oxygen and low temperatures actually preserve the wood.

      However, I suspect the length of time timber can remain afloat varies greatly by species. This might be a good research opportunity. Are there any natural timbers in this debris? If so, what species?

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    17. Re:Attention, "Fittest": by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 1

      Rot has everything to do with the presence of oxygen. If there's oxygen, they will be destroyed over time.

      What you're seeing with the water line is the difference of weather above the water line and repeated wet/dry/wet cycles as the sun dries out the portion above the water. The stumps are certainly 'softer' than they were and eventually they'll decay away, but it takes decades/centuries me thinks.

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    18. Re:Attention, "Fittest": by Thelasko · · Score: 3, Informative

      Grab a chunk of natural, untreated wood and leave it in water for a few months. It'll absorb water and sink like a rock, then it'll rot. It's not going to be carrying passengers across an ocean, unlike treated everything-proof wood you'd use on a ship or a dock.

      Contrary to your claim, a piece of driftwood has been floating in Crater Lake, Oregon for well over a century.

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    19. Re:Attention, "Fittest": by Eponymous+Hero · · Score: 1

      nothing else exists except nature, so there cannot be anything that exists or occurs that isn't natural. polluted, overpopulated cities are easily comparable to bacteria colonies. it's just what happens when you ask DNA to grow humans.

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    20. Re:Attention, "Fittest": by Chris+Burke · · Score: 2

      nothing else exists except nature, so there cannot be anything that exists or occurs that isn't natural.

      Natural vs un- or super-natural (i.e. "exists" vs "doesn't exist")
      Natural vs artificial (i.e. "not man-made" vs "man-made")

      Both are valid contexts for natural, but one is more often meaningful when talking about reality (the one that isn't made meaningless by the context).

      it's just what happens when you ask DNA to grow humans.

      Hey, I'm all for the observation that humans are a part of the natural world -- except for when it's used to dismiss human agency. We are the only species we know for sure can (and has) changed our behavior specifically because of conscious consideration for the large-scale and long-term effects of what we were doing before.

      This is not "just what happens".

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    21. Re:Attention, "Fittest": by Eponymous+Hero · · Score: 1

      We are the only species we know for sure can (and has) changed our behavior specifically because of conscious consideration for the large-scale and long-term effects of what we were doing before.

      assuming this is true, so what? conscious choice, unconscious choice, it's all still a product of nature. nature created our conscious choice -- in fact we recently discovered a way in which nature itself makes physical choices with our genes (it's speculated that it's responsible for our intelligence) http://news.discovery.com/human/ancient-human-brain-neanderthal-120506.html. it's a tool we use, the same way primates use tools to groom themselves. there is really no such thing as artificial. we use the word to distinguish what humans do apart from what the rest of nature does (like "artificial hearts"), but the line that separates the two is also drawn by humans (in the end, a heart is merely a centralized device that pumps blood, organic or not), so after removing the bias there is nothing left but the natural. it is, really, "just what happens."

      a lizard regrows its tail, you say it's natural. man replaces his limbs with prosthetics or walking aids like crutches and canes and you say it's artificial. bullshit. it's just as natural for an asteroid to hit our moon as it is for us to leave a vehicle on it. it's all natural. this is what humans do, by nature. any choice we make, or action we take, conscious or not, is by our nature.

      i'll tell you what's unnatural: that which is impossible. it's impossible for us, in our current physiology, to just get up off the ground and fly without help of inventions. we can't do it, and we can't choose to do it. to do it would be unnatural. this is why people pay money to see david blaine levitate only to find out he's standing on the toes of one foot with his back to you. it's not unnatural to levitate using an Osprey jet, or even one of these: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-3Ql7G7qRc. all laws of physics are still being observed.

      also, the portion i quoted from you is just plain false. here's one example that is easy to find if you're looking for it. http://www.nwf.org/News-and-Magazines/National-Wildlife/Birds/Archives/2010/Animal-behavior-and-warming.aspx

      if another earth-like planet is evolving humans on it (i.e. all things being equal), then having seen it done before, it would be quite reasonable to expect them to develop cities, and to pollute and overpopulate them before (if ever) finding a permanent way to cohabitate without doing damage. as it is, damaging our environment is just what we do.

      Hey, I'm all for the observation that humans are a part of the natural world -- except for when it's used to dismiss human agency.

      boo hoo, but this is just plain wrong. i realize this may be an ego-bruising viewpoint compared to what they teach in church, but you sound an awful lot like a girl i knew who tried to argue with me (almost to the point of screaming) that humans weren't animals but some higher form of life outside the taxonomy of living things. she was wrong, and so are you. we're homo sapiens sapiens, we do what we do because it's our nature to do so, and it's not subject to our biased opinions of ourselves. simply imagine a non-human viewpoint and it becomes obvious. if nature didn't evolve human agency (or any other animal's agency), then what do you think causes it? whatever it is, i'm sure it's good for a laugh.

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    22. Re:Attention, "Fittest": by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Grab a chunk of natural, untreated wood and leave it in water for a few months. It'll absorb water and sink like a rock, then it'll rot. It's not going to be carrying passengers across an ocean, unlike treated everything-proof wood you'd use on a ship or a dock.

      Contrary to your claim, a piece of driftwood has been floating in Crater Lake, Oregon for well over a century.

      We all know that Crater Lake is a secret alien base. Must be the antigraviton radiation from their ship drives that have soaked into the wood holding it up.

    23. Re:Attention, "Fittest": by cusco · · Score: 1

      How exactly is this "a new way"?

      Two different ways. The percentage of the volume of stuff swept out to see that doesn't sink, rot, or break up within a few weeks through natural causes is orders of magnitude larger today than even a century ago. Some of that debris is larger than anything previously existing as well.

      The reason those two points are so important is that it doesn't matter if a single Japanese soldier crab is carried across the ocean on storm debris, or even if a hundred of them are brought by a tsunami and spread out along 500 miles of coastline. If the invasive species never mates it's not a threat to the ecosystem of its new home. Now we may have a basketball arriving with fifty invasive barnacles attached and all getting safely deposited in their new home where they can merrily make swarms of new barnacles, or this chunk of dock with 100 soldier crabs who are all now going to live in the same area and find each other at mating time.

      A much bigger difference than most people realize.

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    24. Re:Attention, "Fittest": by tubs · · Score: 1

      See the Mary Rose - http://www.maryrose.org/

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    25. Re:Attention, "Fittest": by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, no. Rot requires a wet/dry cycle. Submerged wood does not rot.

    26. Re:Attention, "Fittest": by kaatochacha · · Score: 1

      I agree. However...
      This still doesn't take away from the fact that we should attempt to improve ourselves/our surroundings/our world. I'd like to think that's part of our nature as well.
      It's too easy to go down the road of "well, i'm a bastard, but since it's in my nature, so be it".

    27. Re:Attention, "Fittest": by Eponymous+Hero · · Score: 1

      i agree with that. the point i was trying to make necessitates it. that humans act like shit, feel bad about it, try to amend, and repeat is the recursive pattern of evolution in nature. it should be a strengthening process in the long term, just as building muscle requires tearing it first, feeding it protein, giving it rest, and repeating.

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    28. Re:Attention, "Fittest": by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 1

      Perhaps 'rot' is a bad choice of words. Submerged wood certainly doesn't stay in great shape. A few types of wood are fairly impervious to water, but most wood softens and eventually wears away. Lots of nice things in water eat away at it - unless of course you're in oxygen-free water, which was my point.

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    29. Re:Attention, "Fittest": by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's make believe that "we" don't exist. All of this shit would happen anyway. Somehow the govnm'ts manages to torque up everyone, no matter what the subject. Thank God we haven't gone to space yet !!

    30. Re:Attention, "Fittest": by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Hey, don't know why it took so long for me to see this response, but you raise some points I have to address.

      assuming this is true, so what? conscious choice, unconscious choice, it's all still a product of nature. nature created our conscious choice

      So don't dismiss human agency, and abdicate responsibility for your ability to choose, just because it's a "product of nature"! You said that polluted overpopulated cities are "just what happens" as a result of our DNA. That's simply untrue. Genetically modern humans didn't build cities for far longer than we have. What happens when you ask DNA to make humans is you get an animal capable of thinking, reasoning, and choosing. The consequence is culture which can fundamentally change how we live our lives far faster than genes can. We chose to build cities like we do, we can choose to do it differently, or not at all. "Oh [the current state of things] is just what happens because of our DNA" is a completely BS way to dismiss our agency.

      a lizard regrows its tail, you say it's natural. man replaces his limbs with prosthetics or walking aids like crutches and canes and you say it's artificial. bullshit.

      Yes, using the definition of "natural" meaning "not man-made" and while it's not the only definition it is a correct one no matter what you say. And it's also useful -- unless you think there's no meaningful distinction between a natural and artificial heart. Not in some philisophical "both exist due to the laws of nature" way, but a practical sense.

      I'm not sure what your objection to this definition is, though I'm betting it has to do with the judgemental connotations that can be applied to it. Like the "natural is better" neo-hippie nonsense, or the "artificial is better" industrialist nonsense that had mothers preferring formula.

      i'll tell you what's unnatural: that which is impossible.

      Yes, yes, that's the sense of "natural" where it means "not super-natural or against the laws of physics". Which is a valid definition like I already said. Just not a terribly useful one outside of philisophical arguments and ghost shows. Get rid of the problematic word and your statement becomes: "Humans exist".

      Hm. Insightful. Hadn't thought about that before. :P

      We are the only species we know for sure can (and has) changed our behavior specifically because of conscious consideration for the large-scale and long-term effects of what we were doing before.

      The portion i quoted from you is just plain false. here's one example that is easy to find if you're looking for it

      A bird that responds instinctively to the changing temperature... responds earlier in the year when the temperature changes earlier? You think that proves anything? If you wanted to go the avian route you should have pulled out African Grey Parrots or pretty much any corvid, and frankly I'm a little offended you neglected these awesome creatures.

      Because my point wasn't that no non-human animal is capable of conscious consideration of hypothetical distant futures. We can't tell what crows are saying, so it's really hard to tell if they can. Yet we are constantly learning more about how amazingly smart they are. There's evidence that they can recognize the faces of people that they haven't even seen before but other crows have. So it's probably just due to our own ignorance when I say "we don't know for sure", but nevertheless that's completely true.

      We only know humans can. My wording wasn't an accident. We should use our ability to reason and consider the future. Yes we're an animal like the crows are animals, unique at best in degree, but that doesn't mean our actions are out of our hands, nor that the future is a foregone conclusion.

      if another earth-like planet is evolving humans on it (i.e. all things bein

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    31. Re:Attention, "Fittest": by Eponymous+Hero · · Score: 1

      So don't dismiss human agency, and abdicate responsibility for your ability to choose, just because it's a "product of nature"!

      i never said anything of the kind. i'm sorry you took it that way. my point is that this responsibility was endowed to us by evolution, and is therefore not unnatural. any choices a human being makes, good or bad, are "natural." maybe your misunderstanding comes from an assumption that natural = good. this is not the case. in fact, Howard Bloom's excellent book, The Lucifer Principle illustrates the "evil" nature of nature in a very rational manner.

      what do you think of bacteria or virii? are they good? bad? on the one hand they can cause death in humans (bad thing, right?), on the other hand in the big picture, they help keep our numbers in check. something has to, we share the top of the food chain with lions. what they do is natural, right or wrong, good or bad.

      You said that polluted overpopulated cities are "just what happens" as a result of our DNA.

      yes. we have evolved to make more complex choices than other animals, and in so doing, we have created all possible outcomes of those choices. some humans choose to conserve resources and respect the planet. others choose to pollute. most don't make a conscious choice at all (other choices may have dictated the choice to pollute), and fall somewhere in the middle. since things in nature prefer the path of the least resistance, and making good choices requires much resistance to the easy path, it is inevitable that humans will make bad choices. sometimes these bad choices will be to pollute. sometimes they will be to conserve. the current state we find ourselves in is a natural result of these choices. we don't have to make the choice to pollute, but we do. either choice would be natural.

      when polluting people live together in cities, those cities pollute the earth. it's just what happens at the end of a long, complicated series of good and bad choices -- made possible by evolution's gift to us. all your notions of responsibility are still there. individuals are still accountable for what they do, and still make the choice. but all choices are natural. one of my favorite sayings is "No single raindrop believes it is to blame for the flood." sometimes the raindrop doesn't flood, but sometimes it does. what's natural is that it both does and doesn't, and the responsibility and consequences are still there. if we're talking about a person, the choice is still there even though the person will say they had no choice. but that's nothing more than poetic. a person will choose to save a life and tell you they felt they had no choice. and a person will take a life for the same reason. but the choice was always there, as well as the consequences.

      "i live too far from work to take public transportation." well no, you choose to live too far from work, or you accepted a job too far from your home, or you haven't thought of alternatives to getting to work. "i had to accept that job, it was all i could find." well no, you could have chosen not to find work. i can show you examples of thousands of people who chose not to get a job and still live. you just decided that you don't want those alternatives. "i have to have electricity in my house, so burning coal is not my fault." yes, it is. nobody would burn coal for electricity if you refused to buy it; that is, if you, and a critical mass of other people, had the moral fortitude to refuse polluting technologies and suffer life the way humans have for thousands of years, then these inventions would get healthy, sustainable sources of fuel. but you don't care that much, and neither do i, and so we have pollution. convenience trumps all -- the path of least resistance.

      "Oh [the current state of things] is just what happens because of our DNA" is a completely BS way to dismiss our agency.

      just want to point out again that i've not dismissed agency. i've only said that

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  3. "break the earth's natural barriers" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It seems like Tsunamis have always been around, and have always been a way for such things to happen. How is this new? How is this against nature?

    1. Re:"break the earth's natural barriers" by Relayman · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Floating docks the size of boxcars are a more recent development.

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    2. Re:"break the earth's natural barriers" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, there was no such thing as flotsam and jetsam before man.

    3. Re:"break the earth's natural barriers" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but any different than floating tree trunks or coconut shells?

    4. Re:"break the earth's natural barriers" by gman003 · · Score: 1

      Not really. A tree can easily be far larger (have you *seen* a California Redwood?), and those things fall into rivers, which lead to the ocean, which leads to...

    5. Re:"break the earth's natural barriers" by ColdWetDog · · Score: 4, Funny

      but any different than floating tree trunks or coconut shells?

      Have you ever tried to tie a boat up to a floating coconut?

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    6. Re:"break the earth's natural barriers" by khr · · Score: 4, Funny

      Have you ever tried to tie a boat up to a floating coconut?

      A laden or unladen boat?

    7. Re:"break the earth's natural barriers" by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      Sure. But giant washes of trees in the 'near recent past' aren't. And they have dug the remains of those along the east and west coast of the americas, europe, asia and africa from each continent. Seems that nature does a fine job of introducing species on it's own.

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    8. Re:"break the earth's natural barriers" by compro01 · · Score: 1

      Untreated wood will absorb water, sink, and then rot without getting far.

      Treated wood will not absorb water, won't sink, won't rot and will float across the ocean with passengers.

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    9. Re:"break the earth's natural barriers" by compro01 · · Score: 1

      Not really. A tree can easily be far larger (have you *seen* a California Redwood?), and those things fall into rivers, which lead to the ocean, which leads to...

      Waterlogged trees sinking to the bottom of the ocean and rotting a short distance from where they entered it.

      a big damn sock made of treated wood that won't absorb water, and therefore won't sink or rot, and will happily float across an ocean with passengers is something entirely different.

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    10. Re:"break the earth's natural barriers" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Trees and other organic refuse aren't.

      But that's irrelevant. Anything large enough that it needs a boxcar sized dock to relocate isn't a dangerously invasive species.

      We're worried about plants and small creatures, like zebra mussels.

    11. Re:"break the earth's natural barriers" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny how Kon Tiki made it across the ocean. Those Polynesians msut have used magic chemical treaments on their rafts and canoes.

    12. Re:"break the earth's natural barriers" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could grip it by the husk!

    13. Re:"break the earth's natural barriers" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?

    14. Re:"break the earth's natural barriers" by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      So that explains palm trees in Scotland? They've apparently been there a while.

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    15. Re:"break the earth's natural barriers" by thebigmacd · · Score: 1

      They aren't actually palm, they are cabbage trees that were imported from New Zealand. Key word *imported*.

    16. Re:"break the earth's natural barriers" by cusco · · Score: 1

      Prior to the arrival of Captain Cook an enormous cedar log, probably from the Colombia River, washed ashore in Hawai'i. Whoever was chief of that area set it aside, wanting to make the largest double-hulled sailing canoe ever, but a match never arrived and it was eventually made into an enormous outrigger canoe instead. Big stuff can arrive over long distances, but it's damn rare. Now we have an entire cargo container full of socks floating in a big mostly-intact blob for a year or two.

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    17. Re:"break the earth's natural barriers" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *These* tsunamis are man-made. *cough*global-warming*cough*.

      captcha: invaders

  4. Nothing New by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because tsunami's are a new thing on the face of the planet? I don't think so. I suspect "invasive" species have been hitchhiking around the world for a long time.

    1. Re:Nothing New by meerling · · Score: 2

      Neither the tsunamis nor the various storms are doing anything new, it's just that the floating dock was one of the largest things to float over here on the currents in a while. As a kid my parents walked on the Oregon coast picking up Japanese glass fishing floats that had broken loose from from their nets in storms and made their way here. (You can still search for them now, but most of the floats are now plastic, and there are dedicated collectors and resellers that comb the beaches at 2am with searchlights to get them first so you'd be extremely lucky to find one now.)

      Anytime a big storm or tsunami (or tidal wave if you like) would hit Japan, you knew there'd be more stuff in the currents to show up over here eventually. It often had growth on it, so those invasive species have already tried invading at about a million times a decade.

      Sure it's interesting, and for a marine biologist, a great opportunity to have such a large sample delivered to his or her beach without having to spring for a very expensive plane ticket, but why are so many people going bat-s#@% paranoid over a regular occurrence.

    2. Re:Nothing New by joostje · · Score: 1

      As a kid my parents walked on the Oregon coast picking up Japanese glass fishing floats that had broken loose from from their nets in storms and made their way here. (You can still search for them now, but most of the floats are now plastic, and there are dedicated collectors and resellers that comb the beaches at 2am with searchlights to get them first so you'd be extremely lucky to find one now.)

      Why comb the beaches at 2am? Wouldn't it be easier to just ship a boatload of floats from japan?

    3. Re:Nothing New by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why comb the beaches at 2am?

      If you have to ask you just don't understand.

    4. Re:Nothing New by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

      Because the species are INVASIVE! We're being invaded by these Japanese species which will kill all of our native species or, worse yet, mate with them and create some hybrid borg-like plant and we'll all die!

      Film at 11.

  5. Maybe patent officers think it's new by russotto · · Score: 3, Insightful

    But scientists worried it represented a whole new way for invasive species of seaweed, crabs and other marine organisms to break the earth's natural barriers and further muck up the West Coast's marine environments.

    Tsunamis have been happening for a few billion years, and moving stuff around for just as long. Scientists realize that.

    1. Re:Maybe patent officers think it's new by rufty_tufty · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I think the point is that the invasive species are hitchiking a ride on "a floating dock the size of a boxcar". This is new man-made intervention.

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    2. Re:Maybe patent officers think it's new by Jhon · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That was my guy reaction, too.

      But, huge GOBS of stuff that can float a REALLY long time *HASN'T* been around that long. MAYBE a tree uprooted might make it across the pacific... or maybe it would be gobbled up or weighted down by stuff in the water before it made it across the ocean.

      But a weather treated pier? Boats? Weather treated lumber for homes? Plastics? I'd think those might be more likely to make it across the ocean.

    3. Re:Maybe patent officers think it's new by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The world had a lot more trees before we showed up and cut them down. Said trees don't stand up to a tsunami and in some cases are larger than a box car.

      The size of the vehicle is relatively unimportant as long as it floats. A tree might even be better since it could be eaten on the way by many travelers, whereas a human made dock probably has treated would that isn't edible.

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    4. Re:Maybe patent officers think it's new by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod parent up. So many smartasses here are missing the point.

    5. Re:Maybe patent officers think it's new by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >[large] floating dock... new...

      You're several centuries late.

    6. Re:Maybe patent officers think it's new by tlhIngan · · Score: 3, Insightful

      But, huge GOBS of stuff that can float a REALLY long time *HASN'T* been around that long. MAYBE a tree uprooted might make it across the pacific... or maybe it would be gobbled up or weighted down by stuff in the water before it made it across the ocean.

      But a weather treated pier? Boats? Weather treated lumber for homes? Plastics? I'd think those might be more likely to make it across the ocean.

      Exactly.

      Stuff that invasive species would've lived on decomposed or deteriorated before they made it too far from their shores (or sank - waterlogged wood from trees does that). It's only in relatively modern times would something that originated somewhere be cast off and arrive at a whole new continent a year or more later still intact...

    7. Re:Maybe patent officers think it's new by sgunhouse · · Score: 2

      Seems to me boats have been around for years, and likewise docks. Okay, they used to use tar or similar to seal them, but it must have worked. I mean, Columbus did make it across the Atlantic, and he wasn't even the first.

    8. Re:Maybe patent officers think it's new by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      The world had a lot more trees before we showed up and cut them down. Said trees don't stand up to a tsunami and in some cases are larger than a box car.

      Barnacles and mussels usually don't grow on trees.

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    9. Re:Maybe patent officers think it's new by chemicaldave · · Score: 1

      Hence, New World monkeys

    10. Re:Maybe patent officers think it's new by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Barnacles and mussels usually don't grow on trees.

      Incorrect.

      Barnacles and mussels will grow on anything that sits still long enough. Trees, houses, boats, stuff treated with chemicals that require hazmat suits to apply. Anything. Anything at all.

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    11. Re:Maybe patent officers think it's new by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      OK, everybody who thinks this a new phenomena go out and read Charles Mann's book 1491.

      tl;dr this sort of thing (human introduction of foreign species) has been going on for tens of thousands of years.

      Nothing to see here, move along.

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    12. Re:Maybe patent officers think it's new by compro01 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The world had a lot more trees before we showed up and cut them down. Said trees don't stand up to a tsunami and in some cases are larger than a box car.

      A tree in an ocean will rapidly absorb water, and then sink like a stone and rot without getting far.

      Treated wood won't absorb nearly as much water as quickly, won't rot either, and will float across the ocean with passengers.

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    13. Re:Maybe patent officers think it's new by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      MAYBE a tree uprooted might make it across the pacific... or maybe it would be gobbled up or weighted down by stuff in the water before it made it across the ocean.

      Can you say "teak"? Sure you can....

      Note that if you "weather-treat" a teak pier, you'll just make the wood MORE vulnerable to salt-water damage.

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    14. Re:Maybe patent officers think it's new by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      coconuts? you ever think of them?

    15. Re:Maybe patent officers think it's new by richpoore · · Score: 1

      They probably don't usually grow on trees because trees usually grow on land.

    16. Re:Maybe patent officers think it's new by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aside from a very few species..
      Recently living trees don't float worth a damm.

    17. Re:Maybe patent officers think it's new by The+Raven · · Score: 1

      You think that large trees never got lost to Tsunamis? With no humanity around to alter the ecology, forests often went right up to the beach. I bet dozens or even thousands of full trees were lost to tidal waves long ago. They would be ideal methods for species transfer.

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    18. Re:Maybe patent officers think it's new by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      The fact that it's manmade is the only reason it was recognized as tsunami debris to begin with.

    19. Re:Maybe patent officers think it's new by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      They probably don't usually grow on trees because trees usually grow on land.

      That is precisely the point I hoped to make. Before human influence, when there was a tsunami the intercontinental flotsam and jetsam would have a very different character. We build floating docks that sit in the ocean and get encrusted and then can also hold together sufficiently to cross the ocean. Trees sometimes cross the ocean, but not usually ones that have been sitting around getting waterlogged already. Stuff may grow on them in transit, though.

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    20. Re:Maybe patent officers think it's new by j00r0m4nc3r · · Score: 2

      I think the point is that the invasive species are hitchiking a ride on "a floating dock the size of a boxcar". This is new man-made intervention.

      True, but such a raft being non-man-made is entirely within the realm of possibility. Some sort of beaver damn gets washed away, collects some other low-density debris on its way to the ocean, floats like a champ, could easily make it across an ocean. It could even be something as simple as a bird nest. We're not the only creatures to construct things that can float. So I still categorize this under "natural".

    21. Re:Maybe patent officers think it's new by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      You keep posting this. Where do you get this wood treatment? 'cause I'm getting tired of having to re-treat my deck.

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    22. Re:Maybe patent officers think it's new by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Teak is pretty dense. In fact if you take a as-cut piece of teak it'll sink in water.

    23. Re:Maybe patent officers think it's new by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The same place you get it for electronics, I suppose.

    24. Re:Maybe patent officers think it's new by ukemike · · Score: 1

      If you've spent time on the Oregon coast you'd know that after certain big storms tons (literally) of stuff from across the sea washes ashore. This stuff consists mostly of plastic and styrofoam. Occasionally there will be an antique hand blown glass buoy (those are really cool). The most common items are commercial fishing floats (plastic), flip-flop parts, wrappers, styrofoam floats, and big plastic floats. How do I know it is from across the ocean? It usually has japanese or chinese writing on it. Styrofoam and similar materials are very commonly used for floating docks. Most likely the dock that washed ashore was wood planks lashed to a bunch of flotation stuff made of plastic or styrofoam. Ain't nuthin' natural about any of it.

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    25. Re:Maybe patent officers think it's new by QQBoss · · Score: 1

      Teak is pretty dense. In fact if you take a as-cut piece of teak it'll sink in water.

      To sink in fresh, pure water at 4c, wood has to have a specific gravity of 1 or higher. True ironwoods meet that requirement. Teak is not an ironwood.

      As salt water is ~3.5% denser than fresh water at the same temperature, something that doesn't sink in fresh water isn't going to sink in salt water under the same conditions.

      That doesn't mean that it isn't possible to find a particular piece of teak that is heavier than 1 (though this is highly unlikely, teak typically tops out around .75) due to specific growing conditions, and of course water gets less dense as it gets warmer, but I will leave the math to you to figure out just how warm the water has to be for a freshly cut piece of teak to sink. Adding in unknown impurities to the water starts make it challenging (other than salt).

      For more homework, examine what kinds of trees grow along coastlines subject to tsunamis (including trunks of trees that could find their way to the sea shore via rivers) and what their specific gravities are. Add in that a trunk of meaningful size can take years to fully saturate, and realize that flotsam comparable to that dock has been crossing oceans far longer than bipedal locomotion has existed.

      The person who keeps spamming that trees will quickly absorb water and sink needs to be trolled out of existence (not for doing it once, for doing it repeatedly). Balsa, for example, has a specific gravity of under 200, and it takes longer for water to saturate it enough than it takes to cross the Pacific Ocean. Remember Kon-Tiki?
      In fact, had Heyerdahl followed the advice of other sailors, both he and his crew would likely have perished. The sap in the balsa wood prevented the sea water from penetrating the logs and kept them buoyant. Also, as the waves lifted the boat, the ropes used to lash the logs together dug into the soft wood, forming grooves that protected the ropes. Steel cables or wire would have sawed through the logs and left the crew clutching small stumps to survive. Balsa is not the only wood (far from it) capable of such a feat.

      Which has nothing to do with whether or not that floating dock should be sold to the highest bidder as scrap, and if the highest bidder wants to put it back into service it must be cleaned/scraped before doing so.

  6. There has never been a tsunami before by vlm · · Score: 1, Insightful

    But scientists worried it represented a whole new way for invasive species of seaweed, crabs and other marine organisms to break the earth's natural barriers

    There has never been a tsunami before? WTF?

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    1. Re:There has never been a tsunami before by Rigodi · · Score: 1

      Yes, but the radioactive mutated kinda invadors are the new thing...

  7. A very invasive species by CdrGlork · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'd hate to see those Japanese tentacle monsters I hear so much about surf their way to the US—I'm not in to that sort of thing.

    1. Re:A very invasive species by spauldo · · Score: 5, Funny

      That's OK. They're into you.

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    2. Re:A very invasive species by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I feel sorry for the tentacle monsters. They should be captured and returned.

  8. Right.... by TheCarp · · Score: 2, Insightful

    a "New Way" eh? Newly thought about, newly discovered, but, hardly new. I am pretty sure species have moved via tsunami for a long time now. "Drifting on ocean currents" itself isn't even a "new way" for a species to spread.

    This "new way" sounds similar to the way some young people each year get the impression that they just invented spanking their sexual partner? ("OMG she actually likes it, can you believe that?")

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    1. Re:Right.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes...yes she does!
      And no....she won't let YOU do it to her!
      Back to your caves gamer boyz.....

  9. "Possibly future news"? by erroneus · · Score: 2

    "Speculative news"? Whatever the case is, or what you might want to call it, it's not "news" as it is a speculative report about what may happen or what may be happening without evidence to show it is happening.

    I'm not all for that sort of thing while calling it news. This is hype, not news. It's not even good hype as it suggests ridiculous things like referring to tsunamis as a "whole new way for invasive species...[to mess things up]." Uh no... not new... we "might be" witnessing a dynamic of nature that has been going on since before there was a "man kind." (Before you say anything, "God boy" just don't. It isn't up for discussion.)

  10. Upvote to heaven by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Evolution doesn't give a damn about ethics. This is how life works.
    Preventing it could be just as worse as helping it.

    Either way, it tends to a better life overall, regardless of an individual.
    Being conscious sucks. More at 11.

  11. Invasive Species are No Problem for Nature by eldavojohn · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Start surviving....NOW!

    Sincerely, Nature.

    Hmmm, you know Nature is not afraid of what will happen when these unnaturally treated pieces of wood acts as rafts for any species to traverse an ocean. Perhaps you should share some genuine concern for the effect it will have on humans. Case studies you might care to research: kudzu, zebra mussel, Asian carp and actually a lot of organisms like rats and weeds that currently traverse the Americas were brought over accidentally on ships. The full effect of them is lost to time and the Native American's knowledge of what used to be available.

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    1. Re:Invasive Species are No Problem for Nature by Nerdfest · · Score: 1

      Adapting to new environments isn't just for other species.

    2. Re:Invasive Species are No Problem for Nature by ColdWetDog · · Score: 3, Funny

      Adapting to new environments isn't just for other species.

      It's the law.

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    3. Re:Invasive Species are No Problem for Nature by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Asian carps grow fast, taste good when cook fresh. In general, fishes are efficiency converting feed to food protein. So, the best solution is treat them as a food source for humans.

    4. Re:Invasive Species are No Problem for Nature by Yvanhoe · · Score: 2

      And growing the ability to anticipate and favor the changes we prefer is what will make us fit to survive or not.

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    5. Re:Invasive Species are No Problem for Nature by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In adversity there is opportunity.

      Kudzu is edible.
      So are mussels.
      And carp.

      People at GATech are looking at ways to make fuel and food rfom kudzu. Then the pest that's all over the state becomes a resource. People who get hired to clear it out start making money on both ends much like recyclers...paid to haul it off, and paid to drop it off.

    6. Re:Invasive Species are No Problem for Nature by eugene+ts+wong · · Score: 1

      You can also use them as pet food. It would be nice if there were a way to harvest them for fuel and fertilizer, as well.

    7. Re:Invasive Species are No Problem for Nature by i.r.id10t · · Score: 1

      2 of your 3 examples were *intentionally* introduced. Add snakeheads and various cichlid species to your list... and the snake issue in the everglades, etc.

      More "naturally caused" introductions - like a piece of flotsam/jetsam floating across the ocean - are just that - natural.

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    8. Re:Invasive Species are No Problem for Nature by k6mfw · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you should share some genuine concern for the effect it will have on humans.

      Is Hawaii getting overrun by frogs? I saw a clip few years ago about frogs are not native to Hawaii, a retired couple moved to the islands but lately it has become very noisy with so many frogs croaking at night. This was example about concern of impact on native wildlife and on native crops, even for other lands, which can have huge economic impact of local farming. Also regarding "jet set" wildlife, is growing python population in Florida.

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    9. Re:Invasive Species are No Problem for Nature by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One of the first documented invasive species to reach US shores was the pig. The pig actually devistated the native Indian food chains and caused the spread of both disease and starvation. The natives later learned to adapt.

      Later the Russian hog was introduced to US shores. This in turn bred with the now native hog population, which in turn created a larger, more aggressive wild hog. The hog population has exploded in the US and continues to grow. Just the same, it appears both man and nature will continue to adapt.

      The point being, invasive species are far from new. While they certainly can be devistating, not every invasive specifes means the end of civilization. Of course, that doesn't mean they should be ignored either. Case in point, explosive hog populations is largely a result of humans ignoring the hog plague. If anything, the biggest problem modern man has with invasive species is government's flacid response until its too late.

  12. Will the do-nothing government do anything? by Relayman · · Score: 1, Funny

    This is another situation where we could have been preparing for this for a year now but it appears that the do-nothing part of government has done nothing to prepare for it. The government suggests that you recycle the recyclable debris and put the rest in the trash! So let the disaster occur and then we will spend billions of dollars repairing the unknown environmental damage. Education, prepare for further budget cuts; you're just not important anymore.

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    1. Re:Will the do-nothing government do anything? by Tony+Isaac · · Score: 1

      I hope they DON'T do anything. This is nature at work! If we really care about the environment, we should respect natural processes, like Tsunamis, that contribute to the survival of some species, and the extinction of others. This is part of the natural cycle of life. EVERY living species was once an "invasive" species!

    2. Re:Will the do-nothing government do anything? by P-niiice · · Score: 1

      Yes why didn't the US Japan Debris Department get their item-by-item inventory of objects that got washed away from japan , track them with their Japan Debris Satellite(DBS) and pinpoint exactly where the stuff was going to land? You tax dollars, WASTED

    3. Re:Will the do-nothing government do anything? by Relayman · · Score: 1

      So, instead of wasting tax dollars for prevention, we're going to waste MORE tax dollars to clean up the mess!

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  13. Docks Are Unnaturally Treated to Resist Water by eldavojohn · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Tsunamis have been happening for a few billion years, and moving stuff around for just as long. Scientists realize that.

    The problem are the man-made materials and treated woods that will survive an ocean voyage where all other natural materials would not.

    When a floating dock the size of a boxcar washed up on a sandy beach in Oregon

    Docks survive for so long in water because the wood has to be treated or they would blister, bloat and split and become waterlogged. As a result, when one comes loose it can act as a raft indefinitely. Same goes for plastics and foam that might have been used on houses. If you threw an untreated tree or vegetation in the ocean, it would simply never make it.

    All of this will become a moot point, however, when the great pacific garbage patch finally reaches both shores and enables all water based organisms to freely traverse from Asia to North America.

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    1. Re:Docks Are Unnaturally Treated to Resist Water by argStyopa · · Score: 1, Informative

      1) where does "driftwood" come from then? I'm nearly certain that land-species (to say nothing of aquatic ones) have been migrating all over the world through all sorts of avenues probably about as likely or frequent as the washing up of what happens-this-time-to-be-a-manmade-object.

      2) Not sure if you were joking, if so my apologies in advance for taking you literally. Of course, anyone who is interested in facts is aware that the 'great pacific garbage patch' (a colossal and deliberately sensational overstatement) is an area of sea where the density of microscopic plastic particulates is 'as high as' a single-digit number per cubic meter of water. I know a lot of people were fooled by environmentalists' clever 'accidental (?) misappropriation' of a picture of some plastic trash floating in the water into thinking that's what the patch is. It's effectively some water where there's a little more plastic DUST.

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    2. Re:Docks Are Unnaturally Treated to Resist Water by werewolf1031 · · Score: 1

      All of this will become a moot point, however, when the great pacific garbage patch finally reaches both shores and enables all water based organisms to freely traverse from Asia to North America.

      Right, because a patch with the density of 5.1kg of material per square km, and whose size estimate (by non-media and non-biased advocacy groups) is about twice the size of Hawaii, is totally gonna form a thousands-of-km-long land bridge that animals can just stroll right over between Asia and N. America.

      I'm not saying the garbage patch isn't an ugly testament to the worst aspects of human activity -- certainly it is -- but at least restrain from spouting nonsense that borders on science fiction. Unless of course hyperbole was your goal, in which case I digress.

    3. Re:Docks Are Unnaturally Treated to Resist Water by ukemike · · Score: 1

      Of course, anyone who is interested in facts is aware that the 'great pacific garbage patch' (a colossal and deliberately sensational overstatement) is an area of sea where the density of microscopic plastic particulates is 'as high as' a single-digit number per cubic meter of water. I know a lot of people were fooled by environmentalists' clever 'accidental (?) misappropriation' of a picture of some plastic trash floating in the water into thinking that's what the patch is. It's effectively some water where there's a little more plastic DUST.

      Anyone who has spent time on the Oregon coast knows from personal experience that sea garbage is a real problem. Sure the trash gyre is mostly made up of very small particles, but this actually increases the degredation of the plastics into toxic by-products such as bisphenol A, PCBs, and derivatives of polystyrene. Also though it may be a low density of trash on a per km^2 basis, the size of it has lead scientists to estimate that there is 100 million tons of garbage. I don't think that it is a "colossal and deliberately sensational overstatement" to call 100,000,000 tons of trash floating in a particular portion of the pacific a "great pacific garbage patch".
      Also to say that this garbage patch is an area where there's "a little more plastic DUST" is a colossal and deliberately sensational understatement. First samples were collected in the 1980s and in 1999 during that time the density of plastic had increased by an order of magnitude. Second, the studies that have been conducted used nets to collect the debris. Net mesh size of about 0.33mm was used in one of the biggest studies. A net with this size mesh would not collect "dust," but would collect larger visible sized particles. It is likely that much of the debris is smaller there fore it is likely that current measurements are in fact underestimations. Oregon Coast-ies have seen this very stuff washed up on the beaches over and over. It's very sad to see.

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    4. Re:Docks Are Unnaturally Treated to Resist Water by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right, as long as the crap gets small enough that you can't tell at first glance that the 'beach' is actually made up of tiny plastic particles and not sand, then everything is A.O.K.

  14. Don't understand sterlization effort by Immerial · · Score: 0

    Volunteers scraped it all off, buried it above the high water line, and sterilized the top and sides of the dock with torches.

    To me that seems like a wasted effort. One barge they cleaned off... so what. There must be thousands/millions of large objects that made it across (docks, boats, motorcycles, etc.) and they think sterilization of it would help. It's like trying to hold back the sea with a bucket. Hope they don't spend too much money trying fight the inevitable. Monitoring- sure. Control- waste of money.

    1. Re:Don't understand sterlization effort by QuantumRiff · · Score: 1

      The smallest container ships are many times bigger than this dock. And cross in a few days, so they creatures don't have to hold on nearly as long.

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  15. Seemingly hopeless cause by istartedi · · Score: 4, Insightful

    San Francisco Bay is already home to a huge number of non-native species according to a local report. Trade through the port of Oakland is one of many culprits. There has been much talk of requiring different treatment of ship ballast tanks (internal tanks flooded with water to lower and stabilize ships).

    A one-time shot of tsunami debris is nothing compared to the steady onslaught of commerce.

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  16. this size quake/tsunami every few centuries by peter303 · · Score: 1

    I would think this so-called species-invasion would be a fairly regular process. I expect thats how random land animals populated young Pacific islands in the first place: derbis rafting. I would not get all worked up about this.

  17. evolution's rough, get a helmet by v1 · · Score: 1

    This isn't a bad thing in Mother Nature's book. Species that are better adapted have been unable to get to these new habitats due to natural barriers. Now there's a natural event that has brought them in. And now it's time for evolution to get to work. It's not "disrupting" the balance, it's adjusting it.

    Countless species have become extinct or had to move to other habitats due to evolution within and from outside their primary habitat. It's not Man's job to decide what species "aren't allowed to take over" a new habitat that WE didn't introduce them to.

    It's a shame when a species loses out and goes extinct, but it's happened millions of times and will continue to do so in the future. That's just how nature works. If you don't like it, buy yourself an island and stock it with species that were unfit to compete.

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  18. No problem by busyqth · · Score: 1

    When we catch them at a roadblock, we'll know they aren't native by how they look.
    Then we just slap some handcuffs on them and send'em back to Japan.

  19. Oh, no, they say he's got to go.... by Howard+Beale · · Score: 0

    Go go Godzilla!

  20. Nuke the trash by wganz · · Score: 1

    In the same vein as "You have to destroy the village to save the village."; we need to destroy the environment to save the environment.

  21. Invasiave Species? by bobbied · · Score: 0

    Who decides some Species is invasive and what is the criteria for making this claim?

    There are invasive species, to be sure, but what exactly makes something invasive? And how is this different from evolution? A more adapted species finds its way into an ecosystem where it can thrive due to lack of predators or by being better adapted to the conditions just seems to be the natural way of things... Unless, gasp, we don't really believe that evolution is a good thing...

    Pardon to all the Asian Carp, Zebra Mussels and Kudzu individuals out there.

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    1. Re:Invasiave Species? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Evolution is a process and it is both good and bad depending on your perspective... It is good at making more survivable species, it is bad for the existing species that are being pushed out. Since we are currently the existing species we would like as little evolution as possible at least in the competing markets. At first you may thing well nothing could be competing with us on this raft so we are safe, but the issue is we are evolved to survive with a certain set of conditions and rampant reduction of bio diversity due to an overzealous species could defiantly cause ripples into our species.

      Lets take kudzu for example, lets say we give up and let it go we decide its the national crop and we let it take over all the growing land using it as food. Now in 200 years there is a kudzu blight that kills all kudzu other species will certainly reaper to take its place but the damage to the human populace would be immense in the mean time causing a possible extinction spiral.

      We especially in the US are very comfortable with the way things are and any change to the current ecosystem would probably be a detriment to us.

    2. Re:Invasiave Species? by triffid_98 · · Score: 1

      There are invasive species, to be sure, but what exactly makes something invasive? And how is this different from evolution? A more adapted species finds its way into an ecosystem where it can thrive due to lack of predators or by being better adapted to the conditions just seems to be the natural way of things... Unless, gasp, we don't really believe that evolution is a good thing...

      By that metric we really shouldn't bother with an endangered species list. However landing invasive species on islands is a recipe for very bad things. (ex. Cane Toads in Australia, Rats and Feral Pigs in Hawaii, Brown Snakes in Guam, Argentine Ants in New Zealand)

  22. AKA by Psychophrenes · · Score: 2

    "Oh noes! Nature has invented a means to destroy the environment, we're doomed!"
    The US should be in a bubble, you never know what the filthy sea and the annoying wind might bring up next...
    And don't get me started on meteorites!

  23. Oh Great! by Widowwolf · · Score: 3, Funny

    More Illegal aliens coming to California..My taxes are sure to go up again to pay for their healthcare, schooling and welfare..And there goes more of my SSI

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    1. Re:Oh Great! by k6mfw · · Score: 1

      From another forum: "OK, Japanese writing on barge, phone number of Japanese company on barge... it must be from Nebraska."

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  24. Evolution? by dimko · · Score: 0

    Survival of the fittest? I doubt tsunami was caused by human intervention, so its all natural phenomena. Now, how is this not an evolution in the process?

  25. breaking natural barriers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, that happens, also without humans and is how various animals got on small islands. They survive on drift stuff and with some luck they can colonize a new habitat. It's a rather rare event, but it still happened and happens quite regularly. What is way more worrying is the carriage of unwanted passengers in the ballast tanks of ships, as these get around much more frequently.

  26. From somene on the shores of Lake Michigan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The comments I read here are all about how this is natural, etc. etc. I have seen firsthand what can happen when an invasive species spreads unchecked due to no natural predators. First off, as one poster put it, this was the result of an ocean going vessel releases its ballast after leaving the ocean and entering the St. Lawrence Seaway.
    See effects of Zebra mussels here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zebra_mussel. I have seen what they can do to a river. You look at the river bottom and every rock and tree branch is covered with them.
    And here's another: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sea_lamprey
    In Florida, it appears that pythons are inhabiting FL swampland with the result that native species such as deer and rabbit are disappearing.

    About the only invasive species that is a benefit that I can think of right away, though, is the horse.

    1. Re:From somene on the shores of Lake Michigan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Have you seen the ecological damage that runoff from a horse farm can cause? There are entire species of cotton that have nearly disappeared from the South East because a protein specific to Equine species deactivates the reproductive cycle in so-called "old cotton," which grows a more supple fiber and is in tighter and tighter supply due to horses.

      When farmers mix equine manure in with their fertilizer products, and cotton farmers unknowingly contaminate their fields with it, they had better learn to grow peanuts. Quickly.

  27. Re:Don't Intervene by compro01 · · Score: 2, Informative

    I sure hope no one tries to intervene and prevent this from happening. This is not a man made occurrence, but an entirely natural one.

    Right. Pressure-treated wood that doesn't become waterlogged, sink, and rot is completely natural.

    Stick a natural log in a tank of water for a couple months. It will absorb water, sink to the bottom of the tank, and then start to rot. It would drift maybe a couple hundred miles in an ocean before that happens. It's not going to be crossing an ocean.

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  28. This is probably how Darwin's finches came about by G3ckoG33k · · Score: 1

    This is probably how Darwin's finches came about, via a big storm or tsunami along South America's west coast.

    Think of the big tsunami in Chile a few years ago. It is in fact perhaps more likely that a tsunami brings more debris than a storm, even if I'm not sure which is more prone to bring out debris into the open sea.

  29. A Good place for all the Garbage! by na1led · · Score: 0

    California is considered the cesspool of this country, so good place for all the garbage to go.

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    1. Re:A Good place for all the Garbage! by The+Moof · · Score: 2

      Did I miss the memo where Oregon became California?

  30. Answers by eldavojohn · · Score: 4, Interesting

    1) where does "driftwood" come from then? I'm nearly certain that land-species (to say nothing of aquatic ones) have been migrating all over the world through all sorts of avenues probably about as likely or frequent as the washing up of what happens-this-time-to-be-a-manmade-object.

    I grew up around 10,000 lakes and was taught that burning driftwood is a very bad idea as it contains chlorine which is, in part, why they look bone white. If a tree falls into water and becomes driftwood, it usually loses its outer layer of bark and all of its leaves. On top of that, any animal that doesn't like chlorine probably wouldn't survive on it. Go pick up a piece of driftwood and look for barnacles ... usually all you'll find are ants and insects that have inhabited it after it washes back up. And, like you would assume, long ago anything that could live in driftwood has probably long ago made the journey by chance. So the key difference with docks is that they are often loaded with barnacles. Many of them that are in bays or calm enough water are floating boxes of wood that are chained together and simply anchored in the beach. They are flat, they often contain tons of organisms seeking shelter on the beach and when they are in water, they often have one side exposed to air (or they wouldn't be used as docks). Sure, some of these have come loose over time but what you had was thousands of them during the tsunami. So that's why the scientists are concerned and, given the large number of objects you can imagine, they may have good reason to be concerned. I don't think anyone's suggesting you quit your job and walk up and down the shore line throwing GPS devices down for the US to nuke from space but locals should take note of strange new insects or anything if they notice them.

    2) Not sure if you were joking, if so my apologies in advance for taking you literally. Of course, anyone who is interested in facts is aware that the 'great pacific garbage patch' (a colossal and deliberately sensational overstatement) is an area of sea where the density of microscopic plastic particulates is 'as high as' a single-digit number per cubic meter of water. I know a lot of people were fooled by environmentalists' clever 'accidental (?) misappropriation' of a picture of some plastic trash floating in the water into thinking that's what the patch is. It's effectively some water where there's a little more plastic DUST.

    I was not joking and I would like to simply point out that what you call "plastic dust" is actually matter and some of it is solid and was not there a hundred years ago. I cheated and I didn't say when this transformation was complete so I could be talking about fifty years or five hundred years from now -- on the other hand I also didn't say which animals and some of them don't need a solid land bridge and are perfectly capable of swimming and have adventured far and wide up the and down the Asian coast. Others are insects that just might need something solid in water to lay eggs on and then a food source. Also, let's not make this sound like some nice homogenous even flowing plastic -- it's full of garbage and shit bigger than your "dust" (and that's a Natgeo album, not some treehugger crap). The fact is that unless we stop dumping, at some point it's going to get full and solid enough to start ejecting crap into the currents that line the shores of continent(s) and that's when you will need to take notice of transcontinental species migration.

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    1. Re:Answers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I grew up around 10,000 lakes and was taught that burning driftwood is a very bad idea as it contains chlorine which is, in part, why they look bone white. If a tree falls into water and becomes driftwood, it usually loses its outer layer of bark and all of its leaves. On top of that, any animal that doesn't like chlorine probably wouldn't survive on it.

      Sorry, driftwood isn't white because of the chlorine. Tell me what you think the chlorine level is in the pacific ocean, then go to google image search and look for "olympic national park driftwood".

    2. Re:Answers by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      My work here is dung.

      No shit.

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  31. i don't buy it by circletimessquare · · Score: 0

    in the spans of time we are talking about, millions of years, the idea that a species couldn't cross the pacific until mankind's flotsam and jetsam came around doesn't pass the smell test. lots of natural things float all over the place

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  32. Godzilla? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought Godzilla was supposed to wash up onto the shores of Tokyo...not Oregon?

  33. Radiated sealife by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It should be noted that these new critters from across the globe have radiation in them from the melt down. Eat at your own risk!

  34. WE ALSO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can bet that storms and broken sailing vessels landed just about every race and ethnic group on American shores for thousands of years. Our ancestors were as invasive species here.
                  The other little thing is that I enjoy most invasive species. Florida fishing is greatly improved by invasive infestations of snake heads and talapia and peacock and rainbow bass. We did get the white footed ants from the islands blowing over in hurricanes six years ago but by and large I love invasive species.

  35. Re:Don't Intervene by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Try it with teak and let me know how that works out for you.

  36. Re:Don't Intervene by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Right... Because things like the Kon-Tiki can't happen. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kon-Tiki

  37. About "breaking the earth's natural barriers" by terjeber · · Score: 0

    What a retarded statement that is. So earth quakes and tsunamis are unnatural now? The only "natural" about the "balance" is that it isn't, and never has bee very balanced. I want to punch someone whenever I hear a retard talking about the "natural" balance. Humans are natural too. What we do is natural balance. These morons draw a line in "the world" today and say "this is the natural state of things". Retards.

  38. Blah blah end of the world blah scary stuff blah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Always with the scary news about some new threat or something that will damage the planet despite the fact 99% of this shit has been going on for billions of years. But I guess you cant get a couple million in "research" funds unless you scare someone into thinking they need to give it to someone.

    So what if this happens? The earth will be just fine. Its humans that are the real problem, were just a primitive and barbaric race only concerned with ourselves. We are the real problem because were just a disease waiting to die off so things can go about like usual.

  39. Hopefully no Japanese Hornets are coming by hazem · · Score: 1

    I don't know much about ocean species, but hopefully no Japanese Hornets hitched a ride as well. I'd hate to have them over here.

    It is a large insect and adults can be more than 4 centimetres (1.6 in) long, with a wingspan greater than 6 centimetres (2.4 in). ...
    Being stung is extremely painful and requires hospital treatment. On average 40 people die every year of anaphylactic shock after having been stung,[1] which makes the Japanese giant hornet the most lethal animal in Japan, as bears kill about ten people and venomous snakes kill five to ten people each year.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_giant_hornet

    1. Re:Hopefully no Japanese Hornets are coming by kaatochacha · · Score: 1

      I second this. I got stung by one in japan, middle of my right upper arm. Hurt like a bitch, but I just thought "eh, wasp, oh well"
      Until later that day my entire arm from my shoulder down to just past my elbow swelled up, turned bright red, got hot, and stayed that way for a week.Painfully.
      My neighbor later told me, calmly "We should have taken you to the hospital, but too late now. Oh, you are lucky it did not sting you on the neck, you would be dead now."
      He killed the nest with bug spray that sprayed something like twenty meters.
      These are some serious bugs.

  40. Re:Don't Intervene by Thelasko · · Score: 2

    Stick a natural log in a tank of water for a couple months. It will absorb water, sink to the bottom of the tank, and then start to rot. It would drift maybe a couple hundred miles in an ocean before that happens. It's not going to be crossing an ocean.

    Care to cite a source for that factoid?

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  41. Ummm, point of order by EmagGeek · · Score: 0

    This article is obviously trying to make it out to be "our fault" that this new transportation vector has been created to destroy the Earth.

    Not so. This vector has always existed. It's not as if it was impossible for a Tsunami to pick up debris from inland and transport it out to sea. Debris such as trees, limbs, leaves, and other similarly large items have been fair game for as long as the Earth has existed.

    Can't blame this one on human activity. Sorry. You'll have to feel your liberal guilt about something else.

  42. Semantics by assertation · · Score: 0

    The Tsunami was natural. If the Tsunami brings new species to the West coast than that is a natural process. Are the species "invasive" or is just another iteration of a long standing natural cycle? What about if the Tsunami is partially man-made via global climate change?

    I

  43. Little do you know ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The thousands of Iranian ninjas carrying suitcase nukes that were hidden in this debris have dispersed amongst all the states of the US waiting for the right moment to NUKE YOU IN UR JAMMIES

  44. Umm, where are all of the green people now? by holophrastic · · Score: 1

    I've always hated the whole "saving the planet" "green" concepts. Polluting less and all that is a great way to preserve the current human-likable climate, but that's about it. The planet can handle our measily polluting quite easily.

    But here's the exact opposite. Last I checked, tsunamis are perfectly natural events. "invasive species" gaining access to new lands is a perfectly typical historical circumstance. Stopping those species from landing on distant shores amounts to limiting their movements.

    Stopping crabs from travelling the world is as bad, if not worse, than killing baby seals.

    So, where are the save-the-whales people now? What if the invading species were whales instead of crabs?

    It's all a load af horse carp.

  45. So collect it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Task 20 ships to collect and process debris on recycle ships 24/7 for the next 5 years. When they run low on debris, move on to the floating debris pile East of South Asia.

    Sell all debris to China. Return to sender.

    JJ

  46. Good thing it's not washing up in New York City by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bloomberg would try to outlaw it, if it were washing up in NYC, showing he's capable of suggesting MANY new intrusive rules that can't possibly have the intended effect, and just waste time and energy.

  47. we were wrong, so wrong by decora · · Score: 1

    i know it seems all cutesy wutesy, but if you have watched Prometheus 5 times in a row in the theatre like i have, you will know that we cannot trust these little buggers.

  48. Fuck this shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hollywood screams that every aliens, every natural disaster and all kind of fucking shit hits the US first. Now you make it seem like even seaweed and crab likes to end up in US coast.

    FUCK THIS SHIT, FUCKERS

  49. Evolution by oernii · · Score: 1

    This is just a part of evolution.

  50. Surprise ? ... Not. by RockDoctor · · Score: 1
    Japan in particular and the eastern edge of Eurasia in general has been getting hit by tsunami for millions of years. This might be the first piece of debris to make it across the ocean in this century, but it certainly isn't the first to ever make it across.

    Tree trunks have been used for harbourage for millennia, and they accumulate sealife like anything else in the sea.

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