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  1. A very invasive species on Invasive Species Ride Tsunami Debris To US Shore · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'd hate to see those Japanese tentacle monsters I hear so much about surf their way to the US—I'm not in to that sort of thing.

  2. Re:About the dog on Maryland Team Completes Most Extensive Face Transplant Yet · · Score: 1

    Oh, so the dog which was trying to do everything in its power to save its suicidal owner was the one that ended up dead? Fair enough. This is why people can often feel more emotional attachment to animals they don't know than to people they don't know.

  3. What I am most interested to know from this... on Russian Scientists Say They'll Clone a Mammoth Within 5 Years · · Score: 1

    Do they really sound as dull as Ray Romano?

  4. Really...? on Blizzard Aiming For Q3 Diablo 3 Beta, 2011 Release · · Score: 1

    I still remember the inside cover of my StarCraft CD case saying "Coming in 1999: Diablo 2".

  5. The real question... on Court Rules Dungeons and Dragons Threatens Prison Security · · Score: 1

    How many experience points is a prison guard worth? I really need to gain that level so I can finally get my "Weapon Focus (Shiv)" feat.

  6. Results! on Wikileaks Founder Arrested In London · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's good to know when they put their minds to it, the US government can get results. I just wish they would do it for the good of the nation and its people and not just to save their own greedy asses.

  7. [Insert Obligatory Soviet Russia Joke Here] on Soviet Image Editing Tool From 1987 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Now the rest of you can concentrate on real, intelligent responses. Don't say I never took one for the team.

  8. So... on IRS Servers Down During Crucial Week · · Score: 0

    Does this mean I get another extension...?

  9. Re:No option to go back on Ken Levine Defends Lair's Control Scheme · · Score: 0

    Oh, God, another false dichotomy! Can we divide and conquer ourselves in any more ways?

    You antidichotomites are all the same, trying to tell me how to live my life!

  10. Resistance is futile! on Microsoft Installs New Software Without Permission · · Score: 1, Funny

    You'll take your nanites, and you'll like them!

  11. Gather 'round ladies and gents! on Radiation Absorbing Mineral Found In the Arctic · · Score: 0

    Kolsky's Radiation-Reducing Arctic Snake Oil! Cures what ails you, one dollar!

  12. Bah! on Don't Let Your Boss Catch You Reading This · · Score: 0

    I never waste time at work browse the web! ...Why are are looking me like that? Is it- Oh man, boss is coming! (Alt-F4)

  13. It's not the machine's fault on Arm Wrestling Machine Recalled for Breaking Arms · · Score: 0

    That's what they get for picking "The Fly" as their opponent.

  14. Cure the common cold? on New Microscope Watches Cells in 3D · · Score: 0

    That's nothing to sneeze at!

  15. Re:The ESRB is fine on ESRB Responds to 3D Realms' Kvetching · · Score: 0

    That would be best for us mature gamers. If only that was feasible...

  16. Awesome indeed on Smash Bros. Gets Story-Driven Single Player Campaign · · Score: 0

    Great news to hear. Glad I chose the Wii, and SSB has been a favorite of mine since the N64. Can't wait!

  17. Re:Two words on LEGO MMOG Named and Given a Launch Window · · Score: 0

    I can see it now: "I'm gonna need alot more blocks to make it realistic!"

  18. Check your spelling! on A Geek On Everest · · Score: 1, Funny

    You misspelled Everquest.

  19. Re:Memo to Nintendo on Virtual Console Offers 100 Games, 4.7 Million Sold · · Score: 0

    Amen to that!

  20. A step in the right direction on The Drive For Altruism Is Hardwired · · Score: 0

    Now we just need to develop a reliable test for this, and make it a requirement for public office.

  21. For sale... on Halo 3 In Stores On September 25th · · Score: 0

    If you believe it will come out on that exact date in tip-top condition, I have this great bridge in Brooklyn I can sell you...

  22. Go Nintendo! on Nintendo Holds 20 Best Selling Games in Japan · · Score: 0

    So when's the cereal coming back?

    Nin-ten-do! It's for breakfast now!

  23. Someone get the man a new club.! on Lucas To Make New Live Action Star Wars Films · · Score: 0

    His old one is splintered from beating the old horse through the last trilogy. Apparently he isn't done yet!

  24. Re:You know what would kick ass? on New "Terminator" Trilogy Planned · · Score: 0

    Terminator vs Predator vs Alien vs Freddy vs Jason vs Ash from Evil Dead!

    *Spoiler*
    Ash wins.

  25. Hmmm... on Halo 3 Cinematics To Be Great Improvements on Halo 2's · · Score: 1

    And here I thought they gave Master Chief the helmet so they wouldn't have to bother with pesky things like facial animation...