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Company Creates a Self-Making Bed

MarkWhittington writes "A Spanish company has created a bed that will make itself. Ordinarily I am excited about just about any technological advance, but this one leaves me wondering what it's good for. It might be that as a rather slovenly housekeeper, I do not see the purpose of making a bed. The idea of being able to bounce a coin off of a sheet that has been stretched tight seems to have been an invention of moms and drill sergeants to torment people. Why make up a bed in the morning when it's just going to be unmade that evening (or sooner if one likes an afternoon nap?) When I was a lad, dreaming of the wonders that awaited in the 21st century, among the flying cars, colonies on the moon and jet packs, self-making beds somehow escaped by imagination, even as my sainted mom forced me to make mine before heading out to school."

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  1. Making a bed... by __aaakhl8499 · · Score: 5, Funny

    When I get out of bed, the first thing I do is make sure it is properly made...

    Likewise, when I take off my shoes, the first thing I do is lace them up...

  2. Here's why you make your bed ... by MacTO · · Score: 4, Funny

    Question:

    Why make up a bed in the morning when it's just going to be unmade that evening (or sooner if one likes an afternoon nap?)

    Answer:
    To demonstrate to your future girlfriend that you aren't a slob.

    1. Re:Here's why you make your bed ... by Nidi62 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Answer: To demonstrate to your future girlfriend that you aren't a slob.

      Just get your wife to make the bed, then tell your girlfriend that you did it.

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    2. Re:Here's why you make your bed ... by dkleinsc · · Score: 4, Funny

      Gentlemen: A toast to wives and girlfriends - may they never meet.

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    3. Re:Here's why you make your bed ... by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 3, Funny

      wives and girlfriends - may they never meet.

      Hmmm.. now... on the other hand...

      Yeah, that's probably literally correct.

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  3. Re:Because by gameboyhippo · · Score: 5, Funny

    Also because wife says so.

    This! ^^^

    Sometimes the best answer is because my wife likes it that way. ^_^

  4. Re:Because by GungaDan · · Score: 5, Funny

    But this device would be utterly useless to my wife, unless there is an optional accessory that carefully places the (no fewer than) 7 pillows that for some reason belong on our 2-person bed.

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  5. The great thing about a well-made bed is... by JustNiz · · Score: 3, Funny

    you don't lose all the nuts and bolts from the engine you're rebuilding on it.

  6. Re:Because by yurtinus · · Score: 4, Funny

    Listen, if there's no chance of the party extending into the bedroom, I don't wanna go.

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  7. Re:Because by antdude · · Score: 1, Funny

    Wife? Oh please.

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