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Google Launches Endangered Languages Project

redletterdave writes "About half of all of the languages in the world — more than 3,000 of them — are currently on the verge of extinction. Google hopes to stem the tide with its latest effort that launched Thursday, called The Endangered Languages Project. Google teamed up with the Alliance for Linguistic Diversity, a newly formed coalition of global language groups and associations, to give endangered-language speakers and their supporters a place to upload and share their research and collaborations. The site currently features posts submitted by the Endangered Languages community, including linguistic fieldwork, projects, audio interviews, and transcriptions."

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  1. why in the hell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    why in the hell would we want to SAVE languages?

    Man multiple languages is just a pain in the ass

    down with everything but English

    1. Re:why in the hell by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 0

      I assume that Google's computational linguists want something to chew on...

    2. Re:why in the hell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Damn Punctuation too.

    3. Re:why in the hell by staalmannen · · Score: 5, Informative

      Well... in fact having a diversity can be pretty good. A lot of our thought process is based on associations and if you know a couple of languages (for me Swedish, English, Dutch and German - in order of proficiency) you also know that nuances are very hard to translate - there is simply no 1:1 perfect relationship between certain concepts within different languages. Those ambigous meanings and cultural associations are a fundamental part of the thought process. I am all for having English as a "lingua franca" and it should definitely be considered a second official language in most countries (especially within the EU institutions). On the other hand, there is a great strength in having different frameworks to form your thoughts in and, given this perspective, coming from a different language is clearly an advantage.

    4. Re:why in the hell by Twinbee · · Score: 2

      To that I would say; incorporate those 'in-between' words and concepts into English (or other language). Cross pollination of languages has happened throughout history of course, and suffice to say: A universal single language with all the subtlety of each existing language are not mutually incompatible goals.

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    5. Re:why in the hell by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 4, Insightful

      down with everything but English

      I was with you until that point. A single world language would certainly do more good than harm, but English is a horrible choice. It's like deciding to standardize on a single OS circa 1999, and then picking Win95 because it's the most common one.

    6. Re:why in the hell by flimflammer · · Score: 1

      I'm genuinely curious; why do you consider English to be the Windows 95 of languages? What language do you think the world should "standardize" on?

    7. Re:why in the hell by flyneye · · Score: 1

      I find thinking in German to be far more efficient. I mutter to myself in German although English is my first language. It confounds the illegal aliens at my workplace and I hear a lot less Espanol.
      On the other hand I have the understanding of William Burroughs/ Laurie Anderson that:
      Language is a virus from outer space and...
      It's better to hear your name, than to see your face...

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    8. Re:why in the hell by flyneye · · Score: 1

      What do you suggest? Klingon?

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    9. Re:why in the hell by Endovior · · Score: 1

      Bad analogy. Languages don't expire in the same sense as OS's do. Also, are you implying that there exists a language that everyone should be switching to? Because there isn't really any 'good' universal language out there.

    10. Re:why in the hell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      In Soviet Union, you speak Russian.

    11. Re:why in the hell by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 3, Informative

      I'm genuinely curious; why do you consider English to be the Windows 95 of languages?

      Its spelling is horribly mismatched with pronunciation, and its morphology has a lot of irregularities (e.g. irregular verbs).

      I don't think the world should standardize on any existing natural language; a constructed one would be a better fit. But so long as we stick to natural languages, I'd much prefer, say, German over English (but then of course I'm also biased in favor of Indo-European group).

      Of course, in practice, the only way the world might standardize on a single language is by a process similar to Pax Romana. Today, that's Pax Americana, so that language is English, unfortunately. I sure hope Chinese are not going to be the next to run the world, because their writing system is so crappy English looks like Esperanto in comparison.

    12. Re:why in the hell by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 2

      Bad analogy. Languages don't expire in the same sense as OS's do.

      You misunderstood the analogy. The point wasn't that Win95 is an expired OS; the point was that, even at the time of its dominance shortly after release, it was still crappy from design point of view. Similarly, English, while dominant, is rather poorly designed, largely due to its unfortunate origin as a marriage of two languages from different language groups, and then an uneasy and rather turbulent evolution.

      Also, are you implying that there exists a language that everyone should be switching to? Because there isn't really any 'good' universal language out there.

      It depends on your definition of "good". From my subjective POV, no natural language is good for that purpose, but artificial ones like Lojban might be.

    13. Re:why in the hell by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      An artificially designed language that is actually easy to learn, convenient, expressive, logical and unambiguous.

      But then I suspect it might present a bit of a problem when it comes to Bible translations. ~

    14. Re:why in the hell by the_humeister · · Score: 1

      We have Esperanto. Not too many people speak it.

    15. Re:why in the hell by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      The idea of one world language - no matter which one - is a cloud in the sky in the first place. For people who say English is "it", you forget about Chinese and Latin America. And so long as we're dreaming about things, might as well dream about those things done right.

    16. Re:why in the hell by gman003 · · Score: 4, Informative

      English is the exact opposite of "orthogonal". Nothing makes sense.

      Let's just look at the rules for taking a singular noun, and making it plural (paraphrased from Wikipedia's article):

      1. If the noun ends in a sibilant consonant sound, suffix -es
      1a. unless it ended with a silent E, in which case merely suffix an -s and pronounce the E
      2. If it ends with a non-sibilant unvoiced consonant, suffix -s
      3. For all others, suffix -s, but pronounce it as -z
      3a. Unless it ended with -o, in which case suffix -es and pronounce as an S (provided it is not a loanword from Italian)
      3b. Unless it ended with -y, in which case replace with -ies (but ONLY if there is not a vowel before the Y)
      3c. Unless the last consonant was an unvoiced fricative, in which case replace with a voiced fricative. Whether or not you should change the spelling varies by word
      3d. Unless it is one of the special words that do not change at all between singular and plural
      3e. Unless it is one of several Old English words that are suffixed with -en, often changing other parts (ie. brother -> brethren)
      3f. Unless it is one of several other Old English words that change certain vowels (ie. foot -> feet)
      3g. Unless it is derived from Latin and ends in -a, in which case follow the Latin rules and replace with -ae
      3h. Unless it is derived from Latin and ends in -us, in which case follow the Latin rules and replace with -i
      3i. Unless it is derived from Latin and ends in -um, in which case follow the Latin rules and replace with -a
      3j. Unless it is derived from Latin and ends in -[i|e]x, in which case follow the Latin rules and replace with -ices
      3k: Unless it is derived from Greek and ends in -on, in which case follow the Greek rules and replace with -a
      3l: Unless it is one of certain words from Hebrew, in which case suffix -im or -ot as appropriate
      3m: Unless it is one of other certain exceptions that occur for only one or two words.

      Got it?

      Now try to list every possible way to pronounce "gh" in a word. You *will* miss some.

      Now realize that you have to learn the entire nominative/accusative system common to European languages *just* for a handful of pronouns (see: I vs. Me, We vs. Us). At least in most languages that do that, it applies everywhere.

      Yeah, English follows the philosophy of "rules are meant to be broken". *Every* rule has at least one exception. Like how adjectives normally come before the noun, except in weird structures like "notary public".

      There's even more things. You know that "th" sound (or rather, sounds, because there's actually two distinct ways to pronounce it)? Yeah, that's pretty much one of the rarest phonemes on the planet. It's in English, Greek, Arabic, Hebrew, Spanish, Swahili, and *nothing* else of note (no, Arapaho is not notable). That's why so many foreigners can't pronounce "th" properly - it doesn't exist in their language.

      My vote for lingua franca? Esperanto. That's literally what it was designed for.

      It's very orthogonal - that massive list at the start of "how to convert a noun from singular to plural" is just one rule: add a -j. That's it. Auto becomes autoj. Kapo becomes kapoj. Letters are pronounced only one way.

      It's not perfectly culture-neutral, but it at least makes a significant effort. It's already widely-spoken enough to have an "installed base", unlike most other invented languages (I'm looking at you, Lojban!)

      And it's Indo-european enough that anyone who knows English, German, French, Russian, or any of those other related languages, will be able to sort-of understand you. Not perfectly, not even half the full meaning will get through, but if I say "mia komputilo estas rompita", you should be able to guess at least "my computer is ____", and hopefully the blue smoke leaking out will tell you the rest.

    17. Re:why in the hell by mug+funky · · Score: 1

      what about a nice Gin and Tonic?

    18. Re:why in the hell by flyneye · · Score: 1

      Bible translations....+1 interesting.
      Youtube a Klingon giving the Sermon on the Mount...Priceless.

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    19. Re:why in the hell by J.+T.+MacLeod · · Score: 1

      English is needlessly complex and highly irregular.

      Esperanto is the ideal language for standardization.

    20. Re:why in the hell by AngryDeuce · · Score: 3

      Doubleplusungood.

      "Don't you see that the whole aim of Newspeak is to narrow the range of thought?... Has it ever occurred to your, Winston, that by the year 2050, at the very latest, not a single human being will be alive who could understand such a conversation as we are having now?... The whole climate of thought will be different. In fact, there will be no thought, as we understand it now. Orthodoxy means not thinking-not needing to think. Orthodoxy is unconsciousness.

    21. Re:why in the hell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      A study discussed on NPR recently found that when people think specifically in not-their-first language they are more rational and thoughtful. It was hypothesized that thinking in your primary language made it easier for your brain to take emotional shortcuts, making you less rational and coherent.

    22. Re:why in the hell by rev0lt · · Score: 1

      I'd much prefer, say, German over English (but then of course I'm also biased in favor of Indo-European group).

      I wouldn't, and I bet a lot of people are with me on this one. Even some germans.

      that's Pax Americana, so that language is English, unfortunately

      American English. But yeah, you're right on the money.

      I sure hope Chinese are not going to be the next to run the world, because their writing system is so crappy English looks like Esperanto in comparison.

      Can you explain why (traditional/simplified) chinese is that bad?

    23. Re:why in the hell by rev0lt · · Score: 1

      A language that can't be used for bible translations is a win in my book (pun intended).

    24. Re:why in the hell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pax Americana? Surely the British and their tiny little world-girdling empire did just a teensy little bit to spread English around the world?

    25. Re:why in the hell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *Every* rule has at least one exception.

      Except that one.

    26. Re:why in the hell by drwho · · Score: 1

      Which German are you talking about? Probably the standard Haupt. Low German (Platt Deutsch) is facing extinction.

    27. Re:why in the hell by infinitelink · · Score: 1

      It makes sense to choose what's most common because there is a huge established base toward the purpose of choosing one, "intercommunicating with as many people as fast as possible." And your comments seem to assume some serious problems in the language: I'll be dealing with those in a reply to this comment, http://news.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=2931057&cid=40406061

      English also has an incomparably large amassed amount of literature for all sorts of purposes, which are not useful simply to get ideas, but as guides to the language.

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    28. Re:why in the hell by icebike · · Score: 2

      A lot of our thought process is based on associations and if you know a couple of languages (for me Swedish, English, Dutch and German - in order of proficiency) you also know that nuances are very hard to translate - there is simply no 1:1 perfect relationship between certain concepts within different languages. Those ambigous meanings and cultural associations are a fundamental part of the thought process.

      I agree with this, but only to the extent the "to be saved" language was a written language.

      There are several languages and dialects that are vanishing which were never written, and the only sample of them is the few examples of recorded speech by people trying to save the language. Most, if not all of the native speakers of these languages have passed, except a very few individuals.

      In this case you have nothing but a curiosity, a museum piece like an old rusty shovel. There is no body of literature upon which to apply it, and (at least among north american native and Eskimo populations) its historical legacy consisted of aural traditions, embellish and modified stories which change with each generation (if not each telling), so at best you have something that bears no resemblance to the original story.

      Most of these 3000 languages are merely dialects of some common root language, and have very little value either to the study of linguists, or history unless there exists a fairly large body of writing.

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    29. Re:why in the hell by infinitelink · · Score: 1

      People are actually translating the Bible into Klingon. Just looked it up: Google "Klingon Bible".

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    30. Re:why in the hell by infinitelink · · Score: 1

      Changed my mind: I don't really want to go into a huge mass of linguistic details.

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    31. Re:why in the hell by cold+fjord · · Score: 1

      A language that can't be used for bible translations is a win in my book (pun intended).

      I guess that would be "winning", especially since so many prominent formally atheist societies have been such successes.

      Alas, it is your destiny to be frustrated.

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    32. Re:why in the hell by icebike · · Score: 1

      English is what it is because of history.
      It is the most eclectic language on earth.

      Esperanto? Please. Most people don't know ONE person that speaks or understands it.
      I know people that are fluent in languages from all over the world, (Yes, even Inupiat), I can throw a stone and
      hit the windows of people who speak Russian, German, Italian, French, Spanish, Norwegian, Tlingit, Swedish, Dutch, and a few others.
      Not one Esperanto.

      The world will speak one language when Aliens arrive and teach it to us. Not a moment before.

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    33. Re:why in the hell by rev0lt · · Score: 1

      I guess the message was clear enough that you feel the need to correct its grammar. But I'm not shure, since I'm agnostic. I'm just not into perpetuating misinterpretations and lies.

    34. Re:why in the hell by rev0lt · · Score: 1

      ghuy'cha

    35. Re:why in the hell by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      Are you sure this isn't just an excuse for multilingual people to feel superior?

    36. Re:why in the hell by jd · · Score: 1

      Why? For every language you learn, your brain will gain about 5 years before showing the effects of aging.

      Cultures that lose their language eventually die and, in cases such as the Bo, the population itself loses the will to live. We know that biodiversity is essential for a healthy ecosystem so why not assume linguistic/cultural diversity follows the same rule?

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    37. Re:why in the hell by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't, and I bet a lot of people are with me on this one. Even some germans.

      Well, it's certainly more regular.

      On a second thought, if I had to pick a European language that would be both easy to learn and reasonably popular, I'd say Spanish. At least you can read all the words without knowing them.

      American English.

      Not really. The strength of English today comes not from native speakers (Spanish and Chinese both have more), but from all the rest of us who learned it as a second language. And how close that is to American English varies from region to region - e.g. Indians contribute a lot there, and theirs is closer to British. Europe is probably 50/50. Most Latin American countries go straight for American. In the end, the "international English" dialect is certainly closest to American English, but it's not quite it.

      Can you explain why (traditional/simplified) chinese is that bad?

      Because ideograms are a particularly silly way of writing things down, very hard to learn (even for native speakers), and do not mesh well with computers, and generally any form of storage/writing other than scribbling them by hand.

      It's no coincidence that there were numerous attempts in the history of countries who have adopted Chinese writing system to move away from it to improve literacy rates for common people. Koreans have done that with Hangul, and even Chinese themselves came up with a simplified script under commies to make learning more manageable. But it's still fundamentally a mess, and I see alphabetic and syllabic writing systems as vastly superior.

      Then also, of course I'm biased towards my own culture, which means that I prefer Latin/Greek or something derived from them. Though I do find Hangul very neat, and wouldn't mind using it just because it's so well designed.

    38. Re:why in the hell by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      It can be used for Bible translations; the only "problem" is that you'd get a visibly different translation depending on which denomination/sect does it because they'd have to explicitly resolve all ambiguities, or at least deliberately mark them as such. Which, as far as I'm concerned, would be a good thing, but I suspect Christians might find it inconvenient.

    39. Re:why in the hell by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Back in the day, yes, they did. But the reason why English remains a global language today (and for the last 70 years or so) is solely due to US, not UK.

    40. Re:why in the hell by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      It makes sense to choose what's most common because there is a huge established base toward the purpose of choosing one

      Well, if you really want it, you can start learning Chinese today. ~

      On a more serious note, yes, English is the greatest by total number of speakers (if you count all people who speak it just barely), but Chinese is pretty damn close, and both Chinese and Spanish have more native speakers, and Spanish has a wider geographic spread of countries or regions where it's pervasive.

      Anyway, as I said in another reply, realistically we're not going to have a single common primary language anytime soon. So if I'm dreaming about nice things that will never be in my lifetime, I might as well dream about them being done right (rather than the way it usually happens, which is mostly accidental).

    41. Re:why in the hell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A major problem with Esperanto is that it is written using non-ascii characters. Does it have a standard romanization nowadays? If not, Ido might be a better choice.

    42. Re:why in the hell by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Why? For every language you learn, your brain will gain about 5 years before showing the effects of aging.

      And the reference for that would be?..

      Cultures that lose their language eventually die

      That's not strictly true, different cultures can exist very well under the umbrella of a single language; US itself is a prime example of that. Anyway, I don't care much about cultural diversity for the sake of it. I think that being able to communicate directly, without the need for intermediaries (who often have an agenda of their own - a recent example is the mistranslation of Ahmadinejad's quote that's known more widely in US than his actual words - something that would be impossible if he spoke the same language), outweighs it.

    43. Re:why in the hell by infinitelink · · Score: 1

      The difference is that English is a language current among people with means and interests to conduct transactions. ; ) "Chinese" is a misnomer--there are many varied languages in China covered by "Chinese", with the "Chinese" that Americans are accustomed to (or were for quite a while), being that found in Chinatowns (same sort as in Hong Kong, "Cantonese"); "Cantonese" is the form found throughout Southeast China and it is altogether a different language--far more than, say, Italian and Spanish differ: not compatible at all (knew a guy from Hong Kong). It was also the form traditionally found in places full of Chinese but outside of China's borders, and remains the more common form outside today, though some of these places now teach "Mandarin" given the PRC's position on Mandarin; the form now most prevalent in media and being the form promulgated by the Chinese government as official, but which much of China, being very "ethnic" (often totally separate peoples who happen to be in their jurisdiction) actually *does not speak: they're working on educating everyone in that language, but it will be a while--when China says it's providing universal this or that, or doing this or that, it may actually be making face: it even struggled to re-build strategic bridges and the communities that supported strategic economic routes in its country after earthquakes (and that said, Dear Chinese folks, that's not meant to be antagonistic criticism or insulting, and it's also not altogether secret knowledge, it was even broadcast on English language Chinese news services, and it is not meant to demean, degrade, or ruin your face: please don't take it that way**).

      So often "Chinese" is overplayed as being on par with English: it may largely be, in fact, not only used far less, but like English, many more are still being taught: probably only half of the population there--if we are being generous--actually speaks Mandarin with proficiency. Meanwhile, "Spanish" happens to spread across various jurisdictions and countries with very different histories, suffer major divergences, and happens to be used by...many people who may or may not be accessible or able for said transactions: in some places things for this end are improving, in some places getting worse for them, e.g. Chavez, anyone...anyone? It is mixed-up extremely with various local languages--if it isn't often just those instead; its phonologies sometimes vary too widely for natives from backwater places to be understood (and backwater populations are significant). Then, Portuguese, of course, is quite handy given many speakers in Brazil, which is economically rising; but Brazil is still brimming with excessively impoverished people, is very corrupt, very inefficient (I believe the word of one Brazilian that I read was "hedonistic" instead, and that his is a country that could be competitive but they would all rather leave the offices early and hit the beaches); still, Brazil has a population around three hundred million, most using Portuguese, though some contact languages (of Spanish with Portuguese), besides mere forms of one or the other with extra vocabulary that often fall under the same names e.g. 'Fronterizo/iço" or "Portuñol/hol", have developed in very old points of contact that stretch back continuously, and have significant populations using them. I would guess that, in terms of people using a Romance language that is a standard dialect, with a standard vocabulary, with a standard set of concepts and meanings, without a lot of difficulties, Brazilian Portuguese stomps Spanish: the advantage of being one, unified country. (Don't get me on Italian, with its innumerable dialects, and even separate languages that the government since Fascist times has simply denied are separate at all!)

      A "primary" language is just one given precedence--it needn't be so prevalent that nearly all use it. That said, I don't really care whether any single language becomes predominant in the world, as I like languages. : ) Having to learn another's to communicat

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    44. Re:why in the hell by Alioth · · Score: 1

      I love Spanish, but I wouldn't pick it as the lingua franca of the world - there's no neuter gender. I think any language without a proper neuter gender which works in a logical manner is just not the right language for a "world language". German noun genderrules also IMHO disqualifies German as a world language.

    45. Re:why in the hell by itsdapead · · Score: 1

      I was with you until that point. A single world language would certainly do more good than harm, but English is a horrible choice. It's like deciding to standardize on a single OS circa 1999, and then picking Win95 because it's the most common one.

      Except for the small practical detail that English is already the de-facto lingua franca (God, that just pinned the needle on my irony meter!) in the EU and anywhere else that gets British/US music, TV and movies. The reason we Brits are so crap at languages is partly because its generally the most useful language to travel with. You can't "impose" a made-up language on the world - you have to build on what is already there.

      One of the reasons that English is so illogical that it is the Borg of languages - your language's cultural distinctivness will be assimilated. It is defined by usage rather than committee. That also makes it easy to tailor to your culture: if you don't have an English phrase for your concept, just liberate one from any other language...

      Oh, and yes, if you wanted to establish a universal computer OS in 1999 then your choices would have been (a) choose Win 95 and succeeed or (b) choose something better and fail.

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    46. Re:why in the hell by staalmannen · · Score: 1

      I'm genuinely curious; why do you consider English to be the Windows 95 of languages?

      Its spelling is horribly mismatched with pronunciation, and its morphology has a lot of irregularities (e.g. irregular verbs).

      Apart from this, however, English has a lot of good things going for it. First of all, it is a "mutt language" being a primarily Germanic language (with some Celtic remnants) with a massive Latin influence (via French) . Other languages either de-Germanized (like French) during the Roman empire to become fully "latinized" or remained on the other side of the border (actually pretty cool that the linguistic borders still follow the borders of the Roman empire).

      This gives it a unique advantage compared to many languages, and in addition to that the very pragmatic and tolerant attitude within English-speaking cultures towards its language and towards non-native speakers of it is really a great feature for an international language. In fact, many international companies have "Bad English" as company language (which often means that native Brits with peculiar accents need to slow down during meetings... Americans can normally speak like they always do).

      If we are to play "how should we change the way we communicate", I would rather like to rally against the standard alphabets and propose strict phonetic spelling (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Phonetic_Alphabet) with a possible augmentation using notations to indicate emphasis and melody. This would put the spoken language first and the written second with some clear advantages (especially for dyslectics). Closely related languages like Swedish, Norwegian and Danish would basically be groups of dialects with no clearly defined official borders (now with official spelling rules, the written variants of those languages look quite different). Litterature would be given an entirely new dimension where people easily can read exactly how things should be pronounced in different dialects or even made-up languages. (I remember being a bit annoyed about not being able to imagine how the dialect written out in the Innocent Mage books actually should be pronounced/sound like, which probably required some native English cultural background).

    47. Re:why in the hell by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      ...especially since so many prominent formally atheist societies have been such successes.

      Communists have never been atheists. They've always had the deity in form of Marxism-Leninism. It's just like Abrahamic religions (authoritarian, dogmatic, expansionistic etc.), only the deity isn't antropomorphic. But that's about it.

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    48. Re:why in the hell by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 1

      German noun genderrules also IMHO disqualifies German as a world language.

      Wait, there are rules?
      - a native German speaker

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    49. Re:why in the hell by flyneye · · Score: 1

      The variant spoken the last couple of centuries by German settlers in Kansas?
      No, interesting, just plain old "Rosetta Stone" German, off the computer.

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    50. Re:why in the hell by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 1

      Other languages either de-Germanized (like French) during the Roman empire to become fully "latinized"

      I don't think there was much to de-Germanize in France during the Roman Empire. Wasn't France basically a Celtic language territory, with the Gaulish family and some Brythonic being spoken and basically wiped out and replaced by Latin under the Romans?

      On the topic of phonetic spelling, I do somewhat like the idea, but still the IPA is not an exact rendering of pronunciation - in particular when it comes to vowels, which are notoriously hard to clearly define, being on non-discrete sliding scales like open-closed, back-front, rounded-unrounded and the like. If you want real precision, you got to go all-out on diacritic use, and that would make for a completely unworkable spelling for anyone but linguists and language nerds...

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    51. Re:why in the hell by Schmorgluck · · Score: 1

      I don't think there was much to de-Germanize in France during the Roman Empire. Wasn't France basically a Celtic language territory, with the Gaulish family and some Brythonic being spoken and basically wiped out and replaced by Latin under the Romans?

      You're basically right, except the Brythonic arrived later from Great Britain in the fifth century or so, and settled in Brittany, giving modern Breton (which is also on the list of threatened languages).

      French is basically derived from Latin, with traces of Gaulish in the lexicon, and a strong later Germanic influence.

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    52. Re:why in the hell by RaceProUK · · Score: 1

      To that I would say; incorporate those 'in-between' words and concepts into English

      Good idea - it's been working great for the last thousand years or so, long may it continue :)

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    53. Re:why in the hell by Jesus_666 · · Score: 2

      No. I'm fluent in German and mostly fluent in English (and suck at Romance languages) and there are times when the languages just work entirely differently. Let's take the German "doch". It's the proper answer given to express that the assertion made by a negative question is wrong. For instance, for "Haven't you mown the lawn?" the answer "Doch." expresses that I have indeed mown the lawn. While English can approximate the answer with "Yes, I have.", the subtext is different. "Doch" is a negative answer; it implies wrongness on the part of the asker. "Yes, I have", on the other hand, answers in the affirmative.

      Now, this is a simple language construct that could be imported into the English language (although English is already such a hodgepodge that the relationship between spelling and pronounciation is often unintuitive even to native speakers*). But there are other things where it's not as easy. When you hear the word "cadence" you would think of music or perhaps My Little Pony. A German or an Italian might think of guns. Why? The German "Kadenz" can mean both "cadence" and "rate of fire". Similarly, "cadenza" can be extended to "cadenza di tiro" to similar effect. These relations might give a German or an Italian an idea relating to music and guns that would be entirely unintuitive to an American who might only make the connection through Kurt Cobain.

      I'm not going to go all Sapir-Whorf and declare that speaking another language means that you think entirely differently - but you do make different connections simply because often concepts are related differently in certain languages or even jargons. It's not about speakers of certain languages not being able to understand the color blue or polyglots being hyper-intelligent; it's about speaking multiple languages giving you more opportunities for unusual ideas because you have more conceptual relations to work off.

      And no, I'm not a linguist although I briefly considered studying it. Language is pretty interesting.


      * Including people who should really know better. Ghoti anyone?

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    54. Re:why in the hell by idji · · Score: 1

      English is completely inadequate for a country like Australia because it cannot describe the flora, fauna and weather - and that is one reason why Australians have a disconnect with the land. English has the word "newt" but I bet 99.9% of Australians don't know what a newt is. When Swiss hunters do forest-lore tours, they have real difficulty talking in standard German because it doesn't have the words they need - so they have to do it all in their local dialect which is rich enough and deep enough to explain the natural phenomena they learnt from their predecessors.

    55. Re:why in the hell by Warmlight · · Score: 1

      Why do you think we should get rid of other languages, specifically? Is it only the inconvenience of translation? And why do you chose English to be the 'standard'?

    56. Re:why in the hell by eriqk · · Score: 1

      Now try to list every possible way to pronounce "gh" in a word. You *will* miss some.

      Ghoti?

    57. Re:why in the hell by gman003 · · Score: 1

      Standard? Not quite. But there are three different methods, all based around replacing non-ASCII characters with a sequence of two ASCII characters. And each of them is common enough that you'll see them in use.

      My own preference is for the use of the caret: ie. rego (with a circumflex over the G that I know /. won't parse) becomes reg^o.

      Other systems use H (regho) or X (regxo) for the same purpose. H has the problem of being ambiguous as to whether it's an actual H, or if it's a diacritic replacement. X is not (X is not a letter in Esperanto) but it doesn't quite look as good.

    58. Re:why in the hell by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Let's take the German "doch". It's the proper answer given to express that the assertion made by a negative question is wrong. For instance, for "Haven't you mown the lawn?" the answer "Doch." expresses that I have indeed mown the lawn. While English can approximate the answer with "Yes, I have.", the subtext is different. "Doch" is a negative answer; it implies wrongness on the part of the asker. "Yes, I have", on the other hand, answers in the affirmative.

      Wouldn't a US teenage "duh?" or "hello?"work, with the right tone of voice? (implying "well I'm looking at a mown lane, and I've just been pushing a noisy lawn mower around for an hour, so what do you think, genius?")

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    59. Re:why in the hell by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      English is completely inadequate for a country like Australia because it cannot describe the flora, fauna and weather - and that is one reason why Australians have a disconnect with the land.

      When the original white settlers in Australia first saw a kangaroo, they asked some passing natives what they called that "fucking big rabbit thing". They replied "kangaroo" which is the native for "fucking big rabbit thing" and the name has been used ever since.

      (With apologies to Douglas Adams.)

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    60. Re:why in the hell by Schmorgluck · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't work, because "doch" (or "si" in French) isn't inherently snarky, not even necessarily adversarial. It can be merely informative.

      I'm French, and I learned German before English (which was admittedly unusual even by then), and when I started the latter I've been kinda confused by the absence of an equivalent to French "si" or German "doch".

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    61. Re:why in the hell by Warmlight · · Score: 1

      As someone currently learning traditional Chinese and finding it personally easier, I agree that overall the roman alphabet is superior. The roman alphabet is tied to sound only, and therefore can be used with any spoken language. Minor discrepancies in pronunciation aside, once you know the sounds you can sound out a word you don't know. You can't do that in Chinese. That feature of the alphabet makes it infinitely more adaptable than the character system, where your main choices are memorization and more memorization. It literally is the difference in learning 30-odd characters and 1200. (the 30-odd number is leeway to reintroduce some characters that American English doesn't have at this time, such as one for the 'ch' and the 'sh' sounds.)

      And just so you know I personally like the character system better, and I think it is due to my rather severe dyslexia. These roman letters are used over and over again and it can be hard to tell what it is supposed to be. Easiest example to give is 'p', 'b', 'd', and 'q'. Maybe you haven't noticed, but I sure have. They are all the same fucking letter.

    62. Re:why in the hell by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Its spelling is horribly mismatched with pronunciation, and its morphology has a lot of irregularities (e.g. irregular verbs).

      At least English doesn't have three "genders". The idea of gender in language is surely the most pointless concept ever invented. A blue boy, girl or sky are just blue, there is absolutely no advantage in having a different definite or indefinite article to refer to them, nor to changing the ending of the adjective to agree to the "gender".

      I agree that most other Indo-European languages other than English have a lot closer match between spelling and pronunciation, the problem is that simplifying or regularising English spelling generally leads to their etymology being obscured for no other advantage than ease of learning for beginners.

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    63. Re:why in the hell by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      I love Spanish, but I wouldn't pick it as the lingua franca of the world - there's no neuter gender.

      That's a good thing. The ideal number of genders is one, but two is better than three.

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    64. Re:why in the hell by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Back in the day, yes, they did. But the reason why English remains a global language today (and for the last 70 years or so) is solely due to US, not UK.

      Things like the worldwide popularity of languages take more than a few decades to change. If the US had ended up French or Spanish speaking, there would still be a large number of English speaking countries due to the UK's historical involvement (India, South Africa, Australia, etc.)

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    65. Re:why in the hell by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      English is like every other language, in that the time it takes to get from 0% to 50% fluent is the same as from 50% to 75% and the same as from 75% to 87.5% and so on.

      People always act as though you can learn all of something like Latin really easily, just because it has lots of rules. In fact, no language is perfectly logical and rule-based, so at least with English you don't get lulled into a misguided sense of perfect understanding too easily

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    66. Re:why in the hell by Jens+Egon · · Score: 1

      Part of the subtlety is in the information you are required to give.

      In German for example you can't talk for very long about someone without revealing their sex, or rather, it becomes very noticeable that you are avoiding revealing their sex.

      Try to explain about the heart-shapeded carrot(s?) you are growing in your garden in English, without revealing wether it's one or several.

      In Japanese the listener wouldn't notice that you are trying to avoid giving out that information. Can you do that in English?

    67. Re:why in the hell by meowris · · Score: 1

      It's not only the language. There are cultures and histories associated with them.

    68. Re:why in the hell by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      What do you suggest? Klingon?

      It will certainly come in handy when those bumpy-headed bad-tempered aliens discover our planet. Just be sure you don't accidentally challenge one to a bat'leth duel.

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    69. Re:why in the hell by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      You misunderstood the analogy. The point wasn't that Win95 is an expired OS; the point was that, even at the time of its dominance shortly after release, it was still crappy from design point of view. Similarly, English, while dominant, is rather poorly designed, largely due to its unfortunate origin as a marriage of two languages from different language groups, and then an uneasy and rather turbulent evolution.

      Good point. The "problem" of languages in general is that they weren't "designed". They evolved. Often rather messily. English probably is worse than most because of all the Latin stuff tacked onto a Germanic language, but all natural languages are pretty messy.

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    70. Re:why in the hell by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Not really, he has a point there. The ideal number of genders is two regular ones for animate objects (where it's obvious how they are applied), and one neuter for everything else. Having objects that don't have actual gender to speak of have a grammatical one is rather pointless, and does make the language harder to learn.

      That said, it's not all that bad when grammatical gender is regular - i.e. where you can look at the word and tell right away what gender it is without knowing what it means. Spanish is almost there, with very few exceptions.

    71. Re:why in the hell by Jens+Egon · · Score: 1

      Can you explain why (traditional/simplified) chinese is that bad?

      Because ideograms are a particularly silly way of writing things down, very hard to learn (even for native speakers), and do not mesh well with computers, and generally any form of storage/writing other than scribbling them by hand.

      It's no coincidence that there were numerous attempts in the history of countries who have adopted Chinese writing system to move away from it to improve literacy rates for common people. Koreans have done that with Hangul, and even Chinese themselves came up with a simplified script under commies to make learning more manageable. But it's still fundamentally a mess, and I see alphabetic and syllabic writing systems as vastly superior.

      Then also, of course I'm biased towards my own culture, which means that I prefer Latin/Greek or something derived from them. Though I do find Hangul very neat, and wouldn't mind using it just because it's so well designed.

      Very hard to learn - yes!

      Mesh quite well with computers, provided you use an auxiliary input system. Seems to me most people learn an alpabeth script for that use.

      And there are Hangul, and other systems in other countries, created to suplement chinese ideograms. As for literacy of the common people, are you sure anybody cared? More than they cared about being Modern (Western) and stopping Chinese imperialism?

      Both Korea and Vietnam have abandoned Chinese ideograms in modern times, are there others? Do you have examples that precede western influence?

      For those who don't know: Please note that the creation of Hangul, and in some sense the Japanese kanas, seriously predates western influence in the region, but they were (are) use intermixed with Chinese Ideograms. (I believe Vietnamese had some such system too, but now they use an alphabeth.)

    72. Re:why in the hell by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      "Lingua franca" is not quite the same as "world language" in the meaning of the word that I and GP have used. The latter is literally the primary language for everyone, rather than an auxiliary communication language between two people who speak different native languages.

      One of the reasons that English is so illogical that it is the Borg of languages - your language's cultural distinctivness will be assimilated. It is defined by usage rather than committee.

      English is certainly not unique in that regard, and in recent years (or rather centuries) is has assimilated less than most others. A dominant language generally doesn't assimilate that many words - rather, other languages assimilate words from it.

      No, the reason why English is so illogical is because it's hodge podge of a Germanic language (Old English) with a Romance language (Old Norman). It's a bit like writing C++ with HTML tags, and then wondering why that feels wrong. ~

    73. Re:why in the hell by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Apart from this, however, English has a lot of good things going for it. First of all, it is a "mutt language" being a primarily Germanic language (with some Celtic remnants) with a massive Latin influence (via French) .

      And how is that good? It makes the grammar much more distinct from most other European languages (both Germanic and Romance), without doing much for the vocabulary.

      If we are to play "how should we change the way we communicate", I would rather like to rally against the standard alphabets and propose strict phonetic spelling

      That would be hard to do for English because of its sheer variety of dialects. Remember that IPA is pretty accurate about various sounds it represents, so e.g. a Brit, a Texan and an Indian writing down the same word with strict phonetic spelling according to how they speak it would give you different results. So it would make it easier to write, but not so much easier to read.

      If you look at other successful languages that use phonetic spelling, they usually stick to some standard alphabet and use a good approximation of phonemes, but base them on a single dialect which then becomes normative - usually it's the one that's most popular, or else the one spoken in the capital. But that works well for single countries, less so for something like English that's already spread around.

      I would also argue that traditional linear alphabets are not the best thing from the ease of learning perspective, because humans don't actually pronounce phonemes standalone (and many of them can't be pronounced that way in the first place!). The smallest units that are clearly pronounceable on their own are syllables. On the other hand, having completely distinct symbols for them as in a syllabary makes for too many to learn. I think Hangul has a good approach there - make a clear visual grouping of syllables, but define them from letters that themselves describe individual phonemes.

    74. Re:why in the hell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Several of the rules you listed are about words adopted from other languages. Which means they're not English rules, they are rules from whichever language the word originally comes. I'm not trying to provide an opinion on whether or not you are correct. Just saying you shouldn't artificially bolster your argument. (Not to mention using Wikipedia as a source :P)

    75. Re:why in the hell by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      And there are Hangul, and other systems in other countries, created to suplement chinese ideograms.

      Hangul doesn't really supplement them so much as it subsumes them. at least as originally designed.

      . As for literacy of the common people, are you sure anybody cared?

      Actually, yes. If you read the history of Hangul, it was quite intentionally designed for that purpose, long before imperialism was an issue. As for commies, they've always had a penchant for improving literacy - among other things, that makes it easier to spread propaganda far and wide (newspapers and posters are cheap and efficient, but you must be able to read them in the first place).

    76. Re:why in the hell by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      At least English doesn't have three "genders". The idea of gender in language is surely the most pointless concept ever invented. A blue boy, girl or sky are just blue, there is absolutely no advantage in having a different definite or indefinite article to refer to them, nor to changing the ending of the adjective to agree to the "gender".

      Genders for animate objects which have them make sense (though gender agreement does not).

      Then again, when gender follows the word shape closely (like Spanish -o/-a), it's not really such a big deal.

      I agree that most other Indo-European languages other than English have a lot closer match between spelling and pronunciation, the problem is that simplifying or regularising English spelling generally leads to their etymology being obscured for no other advantage than ease of learning for beginners.

      But that's the point - for a good language of universal communication, ease of learning for beginners (esp. as a second language) is by far the most important factor. And even outside of it... sure, when you look at "knight", you know that etymologically it's the same as German "knecht", which may probably be useful on some rare occasion - but, really, how often that is? On the other fact, pronouncing it right flies in the face of everything a person learning the language knows if they had learned virtually any European language before that.

    77. Re:why in the hell by Jens+Egon · · Score: 1

      . As for literacy of the common people, are you sure anybody cared?

      Actually, yes. If you read the history of Hangul, it was quite intentionally designed for that purpose, long before imperialism was an issue. As for commies, they've always had a penchant for improving literacy - among other things, that makes it easier to spread propaganda far and wide (newspapers and posters are cheap and efficient, but you must be able to read them in the first place).

      Fascinating! Someone in 144331444 really cared that much.

      Thank you!

    78. Re:why in the hell by gman003 · · Score: 1

      In most languages, when a word is taken from another language, it's modified to fit their own grammar and phonology. If I decided Esperanto really needed the word santorum (the noun, not the proper noun), I would modify it so the rules of Esperanto apply (in this case, it would become santoro (santoron in the accusative, santoroj and santorojn in the plural, although I suspect the word is already in use).

      English, in a truly out-of-character show of cultural sensitivity, tends to keep the rules of the original language. Which is a problem when you steal (excuse me, *pirate*) words from as many languages as English. So if I decide to import a word from Esperanto that has no English equivalent, I would keep the rules of the original language. Only thing I would probably do is make the spelling fit the pronunciation (ie. santoroy or santoroi, to re-use an example).

    79. Re:why in the hell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a different take.

      An orthogonal language is excellent for presenting data.

      An orthogonal language is hell for communication.

      I would rather have a mushy smushy language when I actually want to communicate thought.

      Thoughts DO NOT map to an orthogonal language, unless that orthogonal language was designed to include every thought pattern.

      Just as one person cannot have the exact same viewpoint as another, no one's use of logos is quite the same.

      An orthogonal language supresses that.

    80. Re:why in the hell by gman003 · · Score: 1

      I think you don't quite know what orthogonal means. Or perhaps it is I who misused it - what I meant was that it is a regular language that tries to follow the "principle of least astonishment".

      Esperanto is actually pretty good at being flexible. For example, word order is "whatever the hell you want". Subject-Verb-Object? Fine! Subject-Object-Verb? You bet! Verb-Object-Subject? Why not! You want to put the adjectives next to the opposite nouns from the ones they describe? Perfectly valid, and probably actually useful for some nice wordplay.

    81. Re:why in the hell by daisybelle · · Score: 1

      Can you explain why (traditional/simplified) chinese is that bad?

      I see alphabetic and syllabic writing systems as vastly superior

      Well, the meaning of a Chinese ideogram can often be gleaned from the combination of strokes/other ideograms used, even if you can't pronounce it (although there's often some guide to pronunciation in obscure characters too). This is kind of the reverse of English, where the pronunciation is more-or-less clear, but the meaning not.

      So, should the written form represented the phonetics or semantics of what is said? English only approximates the first and doesn't come close on the second, while Chinese only sometimes approximates the first but often represents the second.

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    82. Re:why in the hell by idji · · Score: 1

      When James Cook ran the Endeavour aground on a shoal in north Queensland on June 11, 1770, (18 years before the first convicts arrived in Sydney) his men went ashore for 7 weeks to make hull repairs. They met the Guugu Yimithirr people and collected a long list of words including "Kangooroo - the leaping quadrapod". (And because Slashdot doesn't support Unicode I can't show you the pronunciation - look at Unicode-capable Wikipedia).

      The account of the encounter is quite fascinating and very interesting with the hindsight we have now in the 21st century. The Aborigines did not want their chickens or pigs and burnt fires around their tents. We now know that the peoples of the Pacific did not want pigs because they would dig up tubers - taking away food and causing environmental damage. They were also likely aware of diseases.

    83. Re:why in the hell by Fjandr · · Score: 1

      Doubleplusungood is an understatement, even were it possible to do as Twinbee suggests.

      Language speciation is alive and well, and evident to anyone who has traveled extensively in predominantly "monolingual" areas. The very concept of unifying (to the exclusion of others) language on any sort of large scale is at odds with basic human psychology and sociology.

    84. Re:why in the hell by Fjandr · · Score: 1

      Ah, Japanese. A language were you can be incredibly precise and confoundly vague at the exact same time. :)

    85. Re:why in the hell by Fjandr · · Score: 1

      Of course, but the rules of a language are frequently clearer to those who do not speak it natively. :)

    86. Re:why in the hell by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Well, the meaning of a Chinese ideogram can often be gleaned from the combination of strokes/other ideograms used, even if you can't pronounce it (although there's often some guide to pronunciation in obscure characters too). This is kind of the reverse of English, where the pronunciation is more-or-less clear, but the meaning not.

      So, should the written form represented the phonetics or semantics of what is said? English only approximates the first and doesn't come close on the second, while Chinese only sometimes approximates the first but often represents the second.

      Luckily, we have real world experience to go by to decide which is better - and it is decidedly not in favor of ideograms. Every single language that used them (and especially Chinese ones) and switched to something else saw a consequent rise in basic literacy rates - see Korea and Vietnam for an example. Even PRC is itself an example in that they had to simplify the writing system somewhat to make it more palatable to quickly teaching to illiterate peasants during commie education campaigns.

    87. Re:why in the hell by daisybelle · · Score: 1

      Agreed, phonetic and syllabic scripts are much easier to learn and to use - far fewer things to remember. But 'better'...? :p Better for the masses, yes. Better for creating beautiful, compact writing? Not necessarily. (For a language to have a truly perfect phonetic orthography, everyone must pronounce every word the same - have you seen IPA renditions of different accents/dialects? And the moment you have two dialects with slightly different phonology, even a phonemic orthography won't be perfect.) Ah, sorry, I'm probably wandering off-topic. And I'm just being a devil's advocate here too. I'm currently learning Pashto (written in a modified Arabic script), and them not writing vowels in their writing drives me nuts - it makes it impossible to read the damn thing >:/

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    88. Re:why in the hell by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Yes, I know the issues with phonetic alphabets and such. The usual way around is to pick the most common dialect and render that; sometimes, pick several and declare them all valid options (as in Serbo-Croatian), which of course complicates things somewhat. But then, presumably, for a newly constructed language it would not be a problem.

      Of course, "better" is not really a valid metric in and of itself - it all depends on what you want the language to do. I would argue that for a single world language, ease of learning is probably the single most crucial factor, though.

    89. Re:why in the hell by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      "Haven't you mown the lawn?"

      This is a strangely phrased question. If you expand the contraction of Haven't it makes no sense, "Have not you mown the lawn?". That may be how native speakers of another language construct a sentence but its isn't how English is supposed to be used, disregarding that "mown" isn't a word, the word you're looking for is "mowed". The question should be rephrased "Have you mowed the lawn?", which a simple yes or no would provide a succinct answer with no confusion.

      English isn't designed to mix affirmative and negative words together like German is.

    90. Re:why in the hell by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      I stand corrected on "mown" but I often see questions that begin with a negation like that. For example:

      "Do you know X?" - "Isn't that the guy who does Y?"
      "Why was X fired?" - "Didn't he screw up project Y?"
      "People use nonstandard English!" - "Wouldn't life be better if they didn't?"

      I admit that "Haven't you mowed the lawn?" is a strange question to ask but similar questions seem to be used fairly commonly when someone tries to ascertain a fact they think might be true but aren't entirely sure about. I see the non-negated versions too but the subtext seems to be different – the non-negated version seems to imply less certainty while the negated one seems to imply that they assume the topic of the inquiry to be true but inquire whether it actually isn't.

      This may, of course, be something that has only recently started leaching into colloquial English from other languages. I couldn't say; I only know what I deal with.

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  2. as a petty google hater, let me just say.. by Johann+Lau · · Score: 3, Insightful

    .. kudos.

    1. Re:as a petty google hater, let me just say.. by cpu6502 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'd rather see one universal language, or maybe a dozen (one from each family). Using Europe/the Mideast/North Africa as example:

      They were much better off when they spoke 2 common tongues (Roman and Greek) and could communicate with one another easily, then one thousand years later when they split-up into a bunch of incomprehensible tongues.

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    2. Re:as a petty google hater, let me just say.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe we should all go back to Proto-Indo-European?

    3. Re:as a petty google hater, let me just say.. by Johann+Lau · · Score: 1

      Preserving languages (while you still can) doesn't mean people have to speak them all the time, much less that they can't learn English or Chinese, too.

      Also, I'm of the firm conviction that everybody should speak at least two languages. Diversity is important IMHO. So is being able to communicate, but I think it's possible to have both.

    4. Re:as a petty google hater, let me just say.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      They were much better off when they spoke 2 common tongues (Roman and Greek) and could communicate with one another easily, then one thousand years later when they split-up into a bunch of incomprehensible tongues.

      So you imply that because European world didn't know other cultures beyond what you see now, the other people in the world did not found ways to comunicate? Come on, there have been lot of tongues before greeks and romans some of them extinct some of them stil in use i.e. chinese. But moreover, to preserve the languages and it's structures give us the oportunity to maybe don't let some knowledge vanishes with the extinct tongues. Have you wonder if some tribe has the knowledge to cure some disease or some part of the history we still don know? Don't you find that posibility exciting? It is a nice effort from the google people.

    5. Re:as a petty google hater, let me just say.. by noelhenson · · Score: 1

      The real reason to have many 'live' languages is simply that of diversity. In English you can make jokes with the two different meanings of the word letter. You can't do that in Spanish. They have their own word play. Different languages force different views and expressions of the world. having one or two or just a few verbal languages make as much sense as having one or two or just a few programming languages.

      Just my $0.02 worth.

    6. Re:as a petty google hater, let me just say.. by AngryDeuce · · Score: 1

      It's important to preserve all the languages we can outside of being able to use it as a form of communication...it enables us to study the evolution of language, which is obviously always changing. It enables us to still be able to fully examine the works of those languages in their native tongue, there are dozens of different translations of The Iliad, for instance, that we would not have if not for people studying Ancient Greek in depth. Those stories are immensely important scholastically, historically, culturally...there are new historical discoveries all the time through the refinement of analysis of ancient works that can only come through the study of those tongues.

      Even if we do eventually end up speaking one language, it's sure as shit not going to be anytime soon. Honestly, the way things are going now, I could see us entering a second Dark Ages within the next couple hundred years as population growth spirals out of control and we run out of resources, leading to a massive die-off and a breakdown of long distance communication. Pretty much the same thing that happened when Rome fell: the roads sunk into disrepair and nobody left their backyards anymore.

      Who knows? Maybe the next Age of Enlightenment will finally be the one that sticks?

    7. Re:as a petty google hater, let me just say.. by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 1

      I disagree.

      I see a future of 'ow, my balls!'

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    8. Re:as a petty google hater, let me just say.. by peppepz · · Score: 1

      What? Latin and Greek never were the two "common tongues" of Europe. They have been languages of the ruling elite, in different places and different times, and therefore they were used as a lingua franca, but then each region or even each town had its own local language or dialect that was used by common people. That's still true even today in some places, although the television is inexorably working to level the field.

    9. Re:as a petty google hater, let me just say.. by fatphil · · Score: 1

      As a not-always-petty google hater, let me just say...

      Why the flying fuck are they forcing us to speak the language "javascript" to view that site? My w3m, and my girlfriend's lynx are alas speaking a dying language - plain html.

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    10. Re:as a petty google hater, let me just say.. by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      They were much better off when they spoke 2 common tongues (Roman and Greek) and could communicate with one another easily

      LOL, you forgot Aramaic (I probably spelled that wrong), Chinese, Japanese, Swahili, Inuit, and all the other native American languages. I'll bet a lot of the languages they're trying to preserve are native American tongues.

    11. Re:as a petty google hater, let me just say.. by Johann+Lau · · Score: 1

      Why the flying fuck are they forcing us to speak the language "javascript" to view that site?

      So that you can have a delay before seeing the page even when your browser has it cached, so the navigation bar can stick to the top when you scroll down, so the balls in the header can dazzle you with their ballet when you hover over them... still not convinced? Well, check out the footer then, I rest my case.

      Seriously though, it's funny how Google never was any good when it comes to making websites... looking at their page source, and also at the HTML that the JavaScript ultimately generates makes me die a little inside.... and something is *very* wrong when an utter spaghetti code amateur like me finds it disgusting what Google, surely one of the companies associated with "web expertise" by the unwashed masses, is pooping out. Not saying others are better in general, but come the fuck on haha...

    12. Re:as a petty google hater, let me just say.. by cpu6502 · · Score: 1

      >>>So you imply that because European world didn't know other cultures beyond what you see now,

      No. I'm saying under the Roman Empire, they had the common tongue of Latin. Whether you were in Rome, or a thousand miles away in Britannia or Spain, you could communicate. AFTER the fall of Rome the single language diverged into dozens of tongues/dialects, and you could no longer communicate with a neighbor a mere hundred miles away. My point: Europe was better-off sharing one language that everyone spoke in 500 A.D. It provided commonality and community.

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    13. Re:as a petty google hater, let me just say.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bah-weep-Graaaaagnah wheep mini bong.

    14. Re:as a petty google hater, let me just say.. by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Also, I'm of the firm conviction that everybody should speak at least two languages.

      When I lived in Florida and California I was glad I knew Spanish, but it's been so long that it was necessary that if I were to visit Puerto Rico tomorrow I'd probably have trouble buying a cervesa por mi cabesa. I learned enough Thai while in Thailand to order dinner or buy things in a store, but I remember very little of it now, 40 years later.

      Knowing a second language is useful if you need to communicate in that language, but I don't see the utility of knowing a language you'll never need to use.

    15. Re:as a petty google hater, let me just say.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or vagina

    16. Re:as a petty google hater, let me just say.. by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

      >>>So you imply that because European world didn't know other cultures beyond what you see now,

      No. I'm saying under the Roman Empire, they had the common tongue of Latin. Whether you were in Rome, or a thousand miles away in Britannia or Spain, you could communicate. AFTER the fall of Rome the single language diverged into dozens of tongues/dialects, and you could no longer communicate with a neighbor a mere hundred miles away. My point: Europe was better-off sharing one language that everyone spoke in 500 A.D. It provided commonality and community.

      I'm willing to bet that someone who'd lived all their life in Italia then travelled to Hispania in 500 CE would find the local variant of "lingua Romana" to be virtually incomprehensible.

      Much the same way as I discovered at the turn of the 21st century CE that America and Australia are two countries separated by the same language. :)

      (With apologies to G.B. Shaw.)

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  3. William Shatner's first movie was in Esperanto by Wingfat · · Score: 0

    dont forget that William Shatner's first movie was in Esperanto en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Esperanto

  4. At the risk of a flame war... by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I can entirely understand why linguists value having as many different language samples to work with as possible, and I am similarly aware that active campaigns against various languages have usually closely accompanied active campaigns against their speakers(anything from harassment and discrimination up to and including wholesale slaughter). However, there is also a lot of language homogenization that occurs quite peacefully, with kids wanting to watch TV or speakers of some fairly obscure tongue looking for access to opportunities, culture, and company in more common languages.

    Given the value of language in communication between people, and the rather dubious history of the various things that make messy tribalism even easier than it already is, is this 'Linguistic Diversity' stuff actually a good thing(beyond the relatively narrow; although certainly important, value as a research sample for linguists and as a useful rallying point for resistance to other flavors of attack on relatively powerless groups)?

    1. Re:At the risk of a flame war... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Linguists want to preserve obscure languages like tax lawyers want to keep overly complicated tax laws.

    2. Re:At the risk of a flame war... by Twinbee · · Score: 0

      I would say it's a good thing to learn from other languages (to help improve one's own), but other than that, a single 'universal language' would probably improve relations for everyone across the world and even help promote peace.

      Personally, I would like to see something like English with some of the best words and elements from other languages, and also with the simplicity and conciseness of Esperanto. Obviously, I'm biased, but I think any other language combined with Esperanto (or even just Esperanto itself) would be a great step for the whole of mankind.

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    3. Re:At the risk of a flame war... by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 2

      Eh, I'd say that linguists wanting a diverse sample pool is more like biologists wanting a diverse sample pool: being able to do comparative work between languages, or organisms, can be very helpful in elucidating their structures and functions.

      Also, while there is some money for translators, linguists in general don't really derive substantial economic benefits from obscure languages(very few obscure languages, after all, have either wealthy speakers or wealthy would-be-listeners: the money in linguistics is concentrated largely where the speakers are). Tax lawyers, by contrast, have a directly symbiotic relationship with the complexity of the local tax code.

    4. Re:At the risk of a flame war... by sventech · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Culture and language are closely tied. Words used to translate between languages are not fully equivalent. When a language is lost, the culture, literature (written or oral), and worldview of that tribe is also lost. The unique qualities of each language teach us about humanity as a whole as we discover the relative weighting of their values. From a social standpoint, people eventually want to know about their ancestral tongue in the same way that adopted kids want to know who their parents were. Having a sense of place is key to being successful as a tribe, and is often a rallying cry. The things that support tribalism also support community -- propinquity is a basis for successful society, because it provides certain checks and balances, even though it keeps out some new ideas that would help. When people share a language they have a powerful tool to maintain shared values.

    5. Re:At the risk of a flame war... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not certain that I catch your meaning, but I'm going to disagree with you anyway. Linguists are interested in preserving such languages for many reasons, one of which is that as more and more languages are understood, the common features of natural human languages can be better mapped and correlated, leading toward a better understanding of the "universal grammar" which seems to exist in the minds of all humans who are capable of language. While it might not seem important to document every possible language, there are some linguistic features which are relatively unique to some of the more-obscure languages, such as phonemic pulmonic ingression (forming distinctive sounds while inhaling instead of exhaling) which seems to be limited to one or two documented languages; by examining the patterns of occurrence of such phenomena, we can learn much about languages in general.

    6. Re:At the risk of a flame war... by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      Given the value of language in communication between people, and the rather dubious history of the various things that make messy tribalism even easier than it already is, is this 'Linguistic Diversity' stuff actually a good thing(beyond the relatively narrow; although certainly important, value as a research sample for linguists and as a useful rallying point for resistance to other flavors of attack on relatively powerless groups)?

      If you don't have anyone who understands the language, you don't have anyone who can access information stored in the language, whether the storage medium is currently in a known place, or buried somewhere that will be dug up 100 years from now. (Insofar as there is a substantial two-way interaction between langauge and other parts of culture, it also is a useful tool in understanding the cultures from which the languages evolved, above and beyond interpreting material originally recorded in the language -- which there may not be any of, for languages that have not been written.) So, preserving languages before they disappear from active use (what the Google project is focussed on) has some uses aside from what you present, even aside from whatever utility there may be in preserving the languages in active use.

      Plus, the less other languages there are, the less places there are for English to steal vocabulary from, and the stolen vocabulary used for new concepts is usually a lot better than the deliberate new constructions that we get when there isn't a convenient foreign word to steal.

    7. Re:At the risk of a flame war... by godrik · · Score: 1

      I believe this question is actually very interesting. And I do not have a full answer to it. My mother-tongue is french and I live in the US now; so I speak english fluently. I also know some spanish and some korean.

      I believe that there is a very tight relation between how we speak and how think. There are concept that are more easily expressed in a language than in an other one. It helps bridging notion together that would not be otherwise. I believe languages greatly contribute to "mental imagery". I believe knowing more languages allows me to think in a more diverse way.

      I might be wrong, but I believe dropping all languages but one will make our mind converge. And that is not a good thing. G. Orwell introduced newspeak to achieve mind control, that's not a random idea. Knowing languages are good to think. I do not want them to disappear.

    8. Re:At the risk of a flame war... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Language is the means of expressing culture. If 'we' lose a language, then the cultural identity of that people is theatened. Anywhere in the world that western christian missionaries acted to stifle the language of a people and you'll find a broken dysfuncitonal, often fragmented society.

      On the other hand, cities that embrace multiple languages do so for practical reasons, usually to facilitate trade. And the benefits of a rich multi-cultural multi-lingual society are huge. Look toIndia and Africa and you'll see that many cultures mixed easily with one another, as long as there was a reasonably strong rule of law, until westerners upset the apple cart ecnonomically.

      Language is a means of understanding; between individuals, peoples and cultures. Of course there is value in documenting the means by which people share their traditions, their history, their perspectives and themselves.

      Consider yourself flamed.

    9. Re:At the risk of a flame war... by jittles · · Score: 1

      I'm sure there is an archeological advantage to keeping references to these old and obscure languages laying around. Maybe some day you'll find old writing that is related to these languages? Who knows. Might as well hang on to the knowledge we have.

    10. Re:At the risk of a flame war... by AngryDeuce · · Score: 2

      Part of language is examining and understanding it's evolution. How the hell are we going to do that if the only example we have of the dialect is whatever popular culture managed to survive in the cultural consciousness? There are important references for real historical research locked inside those stories, as well. For instance, The 1700 Cascadia Earthquake, which they're recently examining through study of oral histories passed down among the Quilleute and Hoh Indian tribes. If no one bothered to speak this language anymore, how could we have ever made these discoveries? These stories provided an important record of the effect of that earthquake here (the resultant Tsunami is well documented in Japanese records from the period) This was only within the last 20 years, examining languages that will likely be fully dead within a century.

      I don't think there is any harm in preserving our history, I don't care how mundane it is. Something as stupid as a grocery list today could provide valuable insight into our daily lives 2000 years from now in much the same way graffiti provides insight into Roman culture 2000 years ago.

    11. Re:At the risk of a flame war... by aaaaaaargh! · · Score: 2

      I am a linguist and sort of agree with you. From the point of view of my discipline, it hurts me to know how fast languages die (= last speaker dies) and that even with optimal funding the linguist community will not be able to keep up with cataloguing all nearly extinct languages. First of all, since most languages do not have a writing system, when a language dies often a whole collection of stories and tales dies with it, too. Second, from a more theoretical perspective, it is kind of sad that problematic anglo-centric theories could become relatively adequate in the near future just because most counterexamples have disappeared. Many theoretically important languages like e.g. Warlpiri have rapidly dwindling speaker communities.

      However, as someone who has been changing country several times in Europe, I'd personally prefer if everybody in the world would talk English (which is not my mother tongue) and English was a universal secondary administrative language. Linguistic borders impose artificial cultural restrictions that in my honest opinion do not have any particular benefit in our modern society. (In my experience, the smaller the speaker community, the more nationalistic they become about their culture and language. However, in reality these people are already part of a global culture anyway and their cultural heritage usually just consists of a few strange rites, unusual meals and customes that they themselves are finding mor ridiculous than endorsing them.)

      Speaker communities that became the victims of genocide, colonialism, christianism, or cultural hegemony sometimes fight for the right to teach their language and culture in schools and to preserve their culture. While this is an understandable reaction and sometimes justified, because often languages are discriminated or prohibited only to oppress political and ethnics groups, in many cases keeping your culture and language is not the right way and doesn't work in the long run anyway. That's easy to see in Australia and the US, but also applies to many other places.

      So yes, we should preserve languages, but on a more personal level I don't see much good in trying to preserve linguistic diversity.

    12. Re:At the risk of a flame war... by idji · · Score: 1

      Yes, it is a good because it is about saving linguistic "DNA" before languages go extinct. There is a lot of language, herbal, anthropological, cultural, historical info that is stored in languages. classic case is that tribal languages have vast amounts of plant medicine knowledge. Also it is quite amazing how one tiny language with 30 speakers can unravel some puzzling linguistic problem. Sort of roughly in parallel to DNA research on tiny nemotodes can reveal a lot of useful genomic knowledge about "high level" animals like us, so a tribal language can reveal a lot about megalanguages.

    13. Re:At the risk of a flame war... by specific · · Score: 1

      Perhaps Google is diversifying their speech-to-text portfolio? For posterity, yes?

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  5. Language of Venus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    aka What Women Say And What They Really Mean

    Not even Google has enough hardware to translate this language, let alone preserve it

  6. Save ALGOL68 before it's too late! by jlv · · Score: 3, Funny

    Save ALGOL68 before it's too late!

    1. Re:Save ALGOL68 before it's too late! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about TRAC?

      Is there any other language where integer arithmetic is implied to be better because it is "more general" in the official language manuals?

      The use of integers alone in TRAC arithmetic might seem to be a serious restriction on the capabilities of the language. On the contrary, it makes the TRAC arithmetic capabilities more general, since the four primitives can be used to construct many different kinds of representations for numerical quantities.

      http://web.archive.org/web/20050319002316/http://www.tracfoundation.org/trac64/docs/T64man15-16.pdf

    2. Re:Save ALGOL68 before it's too late! by jensend · · Score: 1

      Google announced their initiative to save Algol 68 a couple years ago: they revised it a little and called it Go, in hopes that it would thereby become the Next Big Thing in software development.

  7. Can I by Sparticus789 · · Score: 2

    Can I upload the language that I created to talk to my invisible best friend when I was 6 years old?

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  8. Hm... by JustAnotherIdiot · · Score: 1

    The goal of language is communication, but multiple languages greatly hinder this.
    Can someone give me a good reason for language diversity?

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    1. Re:Hm... by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 2

      I'm more than a bit skeptical myself(and, frankly, suspect some of the 'language diversity' types of basically just wanting to keep the natives from doing the same boring stuff we do so that we can continue to gawk at them); but there is also a major historical... sore point... that makes talk about not preserving languages a bit troublesome.

      Yes, there are the utopian esperantists and various outcroppings here and there of "Oh, we could have peace if only we could understand one another!" flavored optimism; but much of the highly visible work in language homogenization has been directly associated with the pointy end of various imperialist projects. If you are planning on grabbing some savage's land and de-heathenizing them for god and country, it is practically a given that you'll give wiping out their language and culture, usually with good, old-fashioned violence and brutal child abuse, a try.

      This tends to mean that, in practice, various 'save the languages!' pressure groups are, operationally, more of a 'don't allow group X to be shoved off its land for bauxite mining, impoverished, and forced to migrate to some gigantic developing world slum and become day laborers' groups, with language loss being a visible symbol of the more dramatic annihilation of people with the temerity to live on top of valuable resources(let's just say that 'property rights' seem to become steadily more...flexible... as one heads toward the bottom of the heap.)

    2. Re:Hm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, so switch to Chinese now.

    3. Re:Hm... by wanderfowl · · Score: 4, Informative

      As a linguist myself (working with a few different revitalization projects), you can think about linguistic diversity as being like biodiversity: Examining the differences across many different, unrelated (or nearly so) languages gives better insight into Language (with a capital L) on the whole. Sure, losing an individual language doesn't destroy everything, but each language that's lost is one less (incredibly rich) datapoint which can be used to better understand how people do language, and what other ways things can be done.

      For instance, in Wichita, a language which may or may not be dead based on the health of its last few speakers, one could express "the buffalo ran up and down the village several times while scaring people" using a single, very long, very complex word. There are other languages which act like this ("polysynthetic languages"), but Wichita is really, frighteningly good at it. Don't you think that it'd be fascinating to do some MRI studies to see how Wichita people are parsing words, compared to speakers of, say, Mandarin Chinese, which isolate nearly every concept, grammatical or otherwise, into single words?

      In addition, as other people have pointed out, when you lose the language, you lose the culture very easily (and vice versa). Even if you're not interested in the specifics of how language works in the mind (or just in general), understanding different cultural approaches to the world provides more information on the human condition. If your culture doesn't permit or believe in the idea of "selling land", that's interesting data, and food for thought for most other cultures.

      In short, practically, in terms of trade or war or politics, there's little reason to have a group of 50,000 people speaking three languages rather than one. But if you're interested in how human language, culture, and cognition works, that diversity and those comparisons offer data that a homogenous group would not.

    4. Re:Hm... by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 2

      Anyway, even if one would impose one universal language on the whole population of the earth, it would probably fragment into dialects and finally multiple mutually unintelligible languages within 2 or 3 generations.

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    5. Re:Hm... by JustAnotherIdiot · · Score: 1

      This is a very interesting point, thank you for your response. :)

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    6. Re:Hm... by ACS+Solver · · Score: 1

      I'm not a linguist but am a hobbyist, I've done a fair bit of reading on languages, and I'm somewhat of a polyglot, currently fluent in five languages. It certainly appears to me that linguistic diversity is good to have.

      A language really is more than a particular way of storing and expressing information. A language is a worldview. I would go as far as to say that you can't fully understand the worldview of some culture without having a fair knowledge of their language. Way too often, you can't just translate stuff into another language and retain the original meaning. Yes, most things can be translated with a high degree of accuracy, but there are nuances and subtle meanings that are lost. Likewise, losing a language completely means you lose all the accumulated knowledge and culture of the group that used to speak that language.

      It's also a fascinating proposition that language affects cognition. I hope we can eventually get research that figures out the particulars of this. In some languages you have large numbers of homonyms and the word order matters a lot, in other languages homonyms are rare and word order is largely free. These things seem to affect how people think. And then there's the East Asian language bunch, where even the basics are very different from Indo-European languages and where concepts are formed differently.

      I certainly would like to see a situation where everybody knows some language that can be used to communicate with everybody else. For that reason, I strongly support the use of English. I don't really care which particular language is the worldwide lingua franca, but English is currently as close as it gets, so that's fine by me. But I see a global lingua franca as a communication tool and a supplement to individual languages.

  9. My language is in the list :( by Cyberax · · Score: 4, Interesting

    One of the languages I know (Udmurt) is in the list :(

    It'd be nice to preserve it, but even I don't see that much value in it.

    1. Re:My language is in the list :( by Twinbee · · Score: 1

      Is that your primary language?

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    2. Re:My language is in the list :( by Cyberax · · Score: 2

      Certainly not, I haven't spoken it for ages. I don't think there are many people out there who have Udmurt as a primary language.

      The total number of speakers is probably around 100-200 thousands, and all of them know Russian as well.

    3. Re:My language is in the list :( by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only during sex with my wife.

    4. Re:My language is in the list :( by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The world would have been a better place if the Udmurt entry in Eurovision had won. Grandma party for the win!

    5. Re:My language is in the list :( by FrootLoops · · Score: 2

      For others like me who wonder about these things, Udmurt is one of the two official languages of the Russian republic (similar to a US state) of Udmurtia (the other being Russian). It uses an extended Cyrillic alphabet and has around half a million native speakers.

    6. Re:My language is in the list :( by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Certainly not, I haven't spoken it for ages. I don't think there are many people out there who have Udmurt as a primary language.

      So, you know Udmurt and Russian, and you're obviously fluent in English too - can you give us a sense of the relative utility of the languages?

      Most of us have only learned 1+ languages that are already very successful (at least 10's of millions of speakers each), so the selection bias is towards all of them seeming 'good enough' for daily usage.

      I find myself wondering why these particular languages are going extinct (I'd imagine the USSR had something to do with this one, but in general) and if they offer less utility. That is, perhaps they're just not as good (expressiveness, ability to represent complex ideas, etc.), and there's some Darwinian action here among human languages. Or maybe that's not even a primary criteria for why languages go away.

      I'd love to hear if you think any of this has any bearing on Udmurt. TIA.

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    7. Re:My language is in the list :( by Cyberax · · Score: 2
      I also understand Ukrainian (a small feat, it's very close to Russian) and speak a little bit of German (it's incredibly easy to pick up if one knows Russian and English). Obviously, English, Russian and German are useful because of the large number of speakers.

      Udmurt language by itself is not very useful. However, it's a language from a family that is very different from English, German or Russian so it gives yet another 'view' of the world. And that's very useful by itself. Oh, and it also helps me to study the Finnish language - its structure just 'feels' familiar.

      Other than that? It's just interesting!

      I find myself wondering why these particular languages are going extinct (I'd imagine the USSR had something to do with this one, but in general) and if they offer less utility. That is, perhaps they're just not as good (expressiveness, ability to represent complex ideas, etc.), and there's some Darwinian action here among human languages. Or maybe that's not even a primary criteria for why languages go away.

      USSR actually was quite supportive of Udmurt language: Udmurt alphabet had been created, books were printed in Udmurt, etc.

      I think, it's simply the result of the Metcalfe's law applied to languages - the utility of a language grows with the square of the number of its speakers. And there's simply not enough speakers to support small languages.

    8. Re:My language is in the list :( by jvkjvk · · Score: 1

      I actually have a similar question to the person who you responded to, but on a different level.

      As far as utility of expressing ideas of various types, which do you find best? Is it always one or another for certain types of mental activities? Does one or another have a richer set of aphorisms or ability to express types of concepts not available to the others?

      I guess I am looking at what affordances one provides over the other.

      Regards.

    9. Re:My language is in the list :( by Cyberax · · Score: 1

      I really love English, it's compact and powerful. I love the ability to verb the nouns, it's an incredibly useful language feature. The system of grammar tenses is also very interesting and powerful (Russian doesn't have an analog of present perfect, for example), so a text in English is usually much more brief and concise than in Russian.

      And I really love Russian. It has a very rich system of prefixes and suffixes that allows to add a lot of hard-to-translate-into-English nuances. Grammar cases, inflected participles and adjectives help to create beautiful and nuanced descriptions.

      Udmurt language has its own strength - an extensive grammar case system. In English (and to much lesser extent in Russian) a meaning of a word in a sentence depends a lot on its context. For example, "We were fishing on a boat" is ambiguous. Were you fishing from an aquarium on the boat or were you using the boat as a means of transportation? In Udmurt language it won't be ambiguous - the word 'boat' will be in the instrumental case (in case you were using a boat to fish from it) or in the locative case if you were fishing from an aquarium somewhere on the boat.

      You can compare languages like this for hours, each language is powerful in its own way. As for preference? That mostly depends on my mood :)

    10. Re:My language is in the list :( by idji · · Score: 1

      what about all your mum's old songs, or your grandfathers knowledge and animals and plants and weeds and so on. You might be a techy nerd, and we are pretty much the same globally but there is a lot of valuable natural knowledge still locked up in Udmurt. Take some effort and dig it out of your old relatives before they die.

  10. this ain't new by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    they've been supporting endangered languages for years.

    http://www.google.com/webhp?hl=xx-bork

  11. Easy Come, Easy Go by dmomo · · Score: 2

    ... annnnd immediately upon launch, the project was added to the Endangered Projects Project.

    Great idea, but how long will it be supported? Sadly, I think it will share a fate with Google Health.

    1. Re:Easy Come, Easy Go by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... annnnd immediately upon launch, the project was added to the Endangered Projects Project.

      Great idea, but how long will it be supported? Sadly, I think it will share a fate with Google Health.

      You ARE aware that any jagoff with an agenda can edit Wikipedia, right?

    2. Re:Easy Come, Easy Go by Eponymous+Hero · · Score: 1

      but it takes a special kind of jagoff to waste anyone's time stating the obvious like that

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  12. Not everything must be saved by El_Muerte_TDS · · Score: 1

    There are some languages which are better off dead. VisualBasic for example.

  13. Let Them Die by rla3rd · · Score: 1

    I look forward to eating Soylent Green in our dying world monoculture!

  14. Re:Why? by Twinbee · · Score: 1

    You're forgetting the beauty of say Klingon poetry on a midsummer's night, and how sublime that can appear to an audience who understands neither Klingonese or poetry. It would be a tragedy to see that kind of thing disappear.

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  15. good news. one of our most important ... by gatesstillborg · · Score: 1

    ...attributes imo.

  16. 3 years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah and in 3 years Google will decide that they don't care about this anymore and close their service as they did before with non profitable projects ...

  17. Tax lawyers and perceived v. actual complexity by DragonWriter · · Score: 2

    Tax lawyers, by contrast, have a directly symbiotic relationship with the complexity of the local tax code.

    This is frequently stated, but not really all that true.

    Actual complexity of tax codes increases the effort tax lawyers must expend to deliver the same value to clients, which is disadvantageous to them.

    Perceived (by non-tax lawyers) complexity of the tax code increases the perceived value of the services of tax lawyers (and, therefore, the prices purchasers of those services are willing to pay), and is therefore advantageous to them.

    Insofar as tax lawyers have a vested economic interested in the complexity of the tax code, its not in maximizing the actual complexity of the tax code, but in maximizing the difference between the perceived and actual complexity of the tax code.

    1. Re:Tax lawyers and perceived v. actual complexity by Endovior · · Score: 1

      I don't think this is quite true... after all, a more complex tax code offers more opportunities for a tax lawyer to provide value. If the tax code is too simple, then there's no loopholes to suck money through.

    2. Re:Tax lawyers and perceived v. actual complexity by Jens+Egon · · Score: 1

      Which is why the tax code should be written in clear and understandable Sumerian.

  18. So, you are basically saying... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... that they killed Google Labs for this?

    They really think this is going to make money over the sorts of things that came out of Google Labs? (aka, most of their things now)
    How are they going to even "monetize" this, as they have been saying they are focusing on recently?
    Yeah, not trying to insult linguistics, I actually quite like reading up on rarely used languages or dead languages, but really?

    1. Re:So, you are basically saying... by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      Yeah, not trying to insult linguistics, I actually quite like reading up on rarely used languages or dead languages

      In that case, you actually are insulting linguistics. Linguistics is not about making people shake their heads while reading about "how weird those silly exotic languages are".

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  19. Google! by RivenAleem · · Score: 1

    Go raibh míle maith agaibh!

  20. Oh, Don't Give Them Too Much Credit... by RobotRunAmok · · Score: 1

    I'm sure their research has shown that people respond better to advertising in their native tongues, or some equally self-serving privacy intrusion that's best wrapped in a facade of socio-linguistic altruism.

    How do you say "Big Brother is Watching" in Assyrian?

    1. Re:Oh, Don't Give Them Too Much Credit... by Johann+Lau · · Score: 1

      I'm sure their research has shown that people respond better to advertising in their native tongues

      That just means you say you're "sure" of something mighty quick. Me, I don't see it. I'm not saying it's impossible, but last time I checked, which is never, speakers of rare languages didn't represent a huge market. How is there money in that? Wouldn't it make more sense to teach everybody English? It's cheaper to do, same result, next to impossible to criticize.

      or some equally self-serving privacy intrusion that's best wrapped in a facade of socio-linguistic altruism.

      Can you explain what you have in mind when you say that? Or will I just get more self-serving hot air out of asking that?

      How do you say "Big Brother is Watching" in Assyrian?

      Dunno, but I think "economical pressure" and "wrong end of the gun" are spoken much more widely, and are spoken as we speak. On the background of that I just can't get excited about Google spying on native tribes or whatever the fuck this even is...

      I know Google is ultimately soulless. I disagree with making information ABOUT people available nilly-willy, just because they can and are too fucking green behind the ears to notice the fascism they're snuggling with. But I still like and appreciate making information available TO people. That's why I said "kudos". I don't even know if it was a great effort or anything. Still, nice one, gg, kthxbye.

      Google, like all corporations, has people in it, and there's always one or two who aren't full of shit and who just want exert their skills, and learn, while making a good living and improving the world. If you're too cynical to see that, you're not helping. It's good to call a Nazi a Nazi, but when a Nazi has a genuinely bright moment and does something nice, it's also good to acknowledge that. Don't throw babies out with the bath water.

    2. Re:Oh, Don't Give Them Too Much Credit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While this may well be true, Google has shown itself to actually do things for the common good. Look at the whole 'scanning books' thing that various companies tried to stop them from doing. There's countless out of print books now available and saved digitally to avoid permanent loss should the paper version be destroyed, and that everyone could access. I'm sure there's ad revenue in there too... but you can't knock them for coming up with things that are absolutely top notch useful and for the good of society. If they can make some cash on it, fine, but that doesn't take away from the fact that no other company has stepped up and decided 'hey, let's scan millions of books so everyone can access them' or 'hey, let's make a digital 'rosetta stone' for thousands of different languages'.

      Google's done some stupid shit in the past... but they've done some awesome shit too.

  21. Sapir-Whorf? by KingAlanI · · Score: 1

    Sapir-Whorf Hypothesis about how language is related to the culture that uses it? That would make it more than a practical communication matter.

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    1. Re:Sapir-Whorf? by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      Sapir-Worf? What does a Klingon know about linguistics?

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  22. choice of which particular language by KingAlanI · · Score: 1

    If humanity were to standardize on one language:
    It would make sense to consider what's already popular.
    English can be hard to learn because of the irregular verbs; Mandarin can be hard because of the tones.
    Not sure about other major languages such as Spanish, Hindi or Arabic.
    And language is more than a practical means of communication; the cultural issues create a shitstorm.

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    1. Re:choice of which particular language by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Spanish is not so bad, actually, and fairly widely known.

    2. Re:choice of which particular language by rev0lt · · Score: 1

      English can be hard to learn

      Every language can be hard to learn - it depends where you're coming from. I'm a portuguese native speaker (an irregular language with lots of subtle variations and even some adapted foreign terms), so learning spanish (a similar, but somewhat phonetically simpler language) is easy. So it is english or french. German not so much (phrase construction and algutination of terms seems somewhat "unnatural"). Russian seems phonetically similar, but with a different alphabet. And it is a lot easier for a russian or an ucranian to learn portuguese than an englishmen or a dutchmen.

    3. Re:choice of which particular language by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      Spanish is not so bad, actually, and fairly widely known.

      And has about 50 verb conjugations.

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    4. Re:choice of which particular language by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Conjugations are not necessarily bad when they're regular - they do encode information quite well, and languages that don't have them often have to use auxiliary words to clarify the same thing.

  23. language and war by KingAlanI · · Score: 1

    Let's not forget sayings like "If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you can read it in English, thank a soldier". Even if the imperialist project wasn't successful, language imposition is taken as a symbol of it.

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  24. What about Elvish? by aaronmoxxley · · Score: 1

    Are the branches of Quenderin, Khuzdul, and Black Speech to be considered as endangered?

  25. borrowed from the eco-movement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's try to preserve everything just the way it is. All the life, all the ideas, all the languages, all the heritage buildings, hold back time itself if need be.

    It just doesn't work that way. Languages, ideas, life forms all have their day and when that day is past, so will that entity. Just a shame that they're trying preserve all these languages when all the speakers of them will be dead by the end of the century in the name of sustainability.

  26. Re:I thought it was programming languages by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    English like C are both programming languages. All languages have the same basic principles. While natural languages have a great deal more exceptions, the purpose is the same.

  27. Natural Selection by tanujt · · Score: 1

    All a part of natural selection, mates. However, what's more interesting is when a factor of preservation enter the cycle of natural selection. Maybe the languages that are actively recognized as "endangered languages" will then survive oblivion, whereas certain seemingly non-endangered languages might just pass out of existence gradually, simply because no one feared it going extinct and didn't decide to preserve it. Of course, it won't happen to languages like English, Mandarin or Hindi. But it may just happen to local dialects and minor variations on major languages such as Coorgi . It is a primary language for a large enough community (~500,000) of people in Southern India. It belongs to the Dravidian family of languages and is similar to the major Dravidian languages of Tulu, Kannada, Tamil and Malyalam. Is it conceivable that gradually such traditional languages become less common due to communication issues and start phasing out as the newer generations speak more of the major/popular languages (still local though, such as Tamil), as no one really sees them being endangered?

    Hell, I'm not sure I myself know fully what I just implied there.

  28. Pointless ... by Kaz+Kylheku · · Score: 1

    If a language "dies" from lack of interest (nobody wants to learn it, use it and pass it down to their children), that is a natural thing that should be left to take its course.

    I mean, what is the alternative? Surely, you can't force people to learn a language they are not interested in. How do you motivate people to revive a language that, say, only a few thousand people know?

    This project, how does it actually protect "dying" languages? If some aspect of a language is kept in a museum, is that language really alive? I would say that it's rather like specimen in a jar, if we are to keep with this analogy of language as a living thing.

    A language is only alive to the extent that it has native speakers, or at least very highly proficient quasi-native speakers.

    Now if the disappearance of a language is due to, say, genocide, then that's a whole different problem, isn't it! People dying versus a language simply falling out of use.

    1. Re:Pointless ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If a language "dies" from lack of interest (nobody wants to learn it, use it and pass it down to their children), that is a natural thing that should be left to take its course.

      Cancer, like many illnesses, is natural too. Should patients be left to die, untreated? Different languages make the job of linguists easier. Therefore, depending on the cost it's worth preserving (this is Google's money, though, so even if it were a waste of money that's Google's problem).

    2. Re:Pointless ... by peppepz · · Score: 1
      Languages also die because of imposition from the ruling elites. The natural tendence is for people to create new languages (see the diversification of Latin into the roman empire, or that of Arabic after the islamic expansion, to a lesser extent even the british / american English diversification), not to get rid of them.

      Without arriving to genocides, what often happens is that the ruling class decides that it's not efficient for each culture to speak its own language, often more for political reasons than for reasons of convenience, and works proactively to kill the local languages by measures such as only teaching the official language in schools, broadcasting it on television, force its use for interaction with the authorities, deprecating it culturally etc.

      To me, if Google would spend money of their own to counter the effect of practices like these, it would be a nice thing. Unfortunately, I agree with you that they might not have much real effect because culture is something "living", and reviving it after it has been killed is impossible.

    3. Re:Pointless ... by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      nobody wants to learn it, use it and pass it down to their children

      It happens that children who haven't been taught the language by their parents are sometimes angry with them later in life, since some of them happen to (correctly) perceive the language as a part of their overall cultural heritage. Nobody asked them if they wanted to learn it or not, and learning a language as a second language is hardly an adequate substitute. This we know about the process of language acquisition: learning multiple languages in infancy shapes the brain centers for speech in a unique way. As far as I know, it even facilitates later learning of foreign languages, because your speech centers are more readily prepared to accommodate new phonemes and syntactic structures.

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  29. Endangered Language by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Java ?

  30. Re:I thought it was programming languages by MrHanky · · Score: 1

    Wrong.

  31. Na'vi by slashmojo · · Score: 1

    Wonder if Na'vi will end up there now that all the cool kids have moved on to learn the Dothraki language.

    1. Re:Na'vi by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 1

      Conlangs are hardly to be considered endangered, since they per definition are fully documented, at least to the extent of the completeness of their construction.

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  32. Tenses by ElusiveJoe · · Score: 1

    The system of grammar tenses is also very interesting and powerful (Russian doesn't have an analog of present perfect, for example)

    As another Russian speaker I disagree with you. Tenses are cumbersome and redundant.

  33. Re:I thought it was programming languages by RaceProUK · · Score: 1

    Wonderfully reasoned argument there. I like how you referenced the works of Ancient Greek philosophers to support your points.

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  34. Keeps Bible bashers busy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ensuring that the Bible is translated into every language before the languages disappear.

  35. Requisite by Guspaz · · Score: 1

    Netcraft now comfirms: Miami-Illinois is dying.

  36. Good initiative by xSander · · Score: 1

    No matter what you may find of endangered languages, it's always worth preserving it. Because what if we had not, and in the future we'd encounter a civilization (doesn't have to be from other worlds) and have no way to decipher their language relatively fast?

  37. Why do we care? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why would we care? 99.9% of all species that ever existed on the earth are extinct. It is the nature of evolution.

  38. Spanish verbs, and gendered nouns by KingAlanI · · Score: 1

    only three major types of Spanish verbs IIRC: -ar, -er, -ir, just with pronouns and present/future tense modifications of the same word.
    Also, gendered nouns with the same root word, like hijo/hija instead of son/daughter

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