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Steve Ballmer: We Won't Be Out-Innovated By Apple Anymore

An anonymous reader tips an article about comments from Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer regarding Microsoft's attitude toward Apple. It seems Microsoft is tired of being behind the curve in most areas of the tech market, and will be trying very hard to prevent Apple and other companies from beating them to the punch in the future. From the article: "In a recent interview, Ballmer explained that the company had ceded innovations in hardware and software to Apple, but that the-times-they-are-a-'changin. 'We are trying to make absolutely clear we are not going to leave any space uncovered to Apple,' Ballmer explained. 'Not the consumer cloud. Not hardware software innovation. We are not leaving any of that to Apple by itself. Not going to happen. Not on our watch.' ... An admirable goal, but it's fair to argue that attempting to innovate everywhere results in innovation nowhere. A big part of the reason Apple has been so successful is that they devote the bulk of their attention to only a few select market areas. By trying to innovate everywhere, so to speak, Microsoft runs the continued risk of spreading itself too thin and not really having a fundamental impact in any one market."

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  1. Sorry by residieu · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sorry, Apple has a patent on innovation.

    1. Re:Sorry by poetmatt · · Score: 5, Insightful

      To me the humor is this: why are they going after apple? Let them, surely - but why do they think it is apple who is out innovating them as opposed to the entire technology industry at large?

    2. Re:Sorry by msauve · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Balmer is tacitly admitting that the previous policy was to have Apple innovate, then copy them.

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    3. Re:Sorry by ackthpt · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Sorry, Apple has a patent on innovation.

      Why stop at Apple? Everyone is out-innovating MSFT. They got lazy, back in the 90's and have to root out the rot in their company before they will be nimble enough to do anything. Best bet would be to spin off a tightly focused innovation group and pull in resources as needed from where ever they come from.

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    4. Re:Sorry by catmistake · · Score: 3

      It's Microsoft's long established development culturewatch what Apple does... then implement whatever that is in Windows.

      Ballmer's previous failed plan for beyond the OS was " last to cool, first to profit." That didn't go over so well.

      Microsoft is not entirely unlike the relentless Joshua from WarGames, but unlike Joshua, Microsoft doesn't seem to be able to learn.

    5. Re:Sorry by Eponymous+Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      watch what Apple does... then implement whatever that is in Windows

      And the one time they try to predict where Apple is going and beat them there, we end up with Windows 8 + Metro. I'm convinced that back in 2008 or 2009, Microsoft predicted that iOS and OSX would be merged. I really can't understand any other reason for their current strategy.

  2. cool story bro by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "we are not going to leave any space uncovered to Apple"

    all that really says is they will be following Apple into any market even ones that aren't right for Microsoft. it actually sounds to me like they are doubling down on copying Apple.

    1. Re:cool story bro by postbigbang · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Phones yielded to Apple and Android.

      Desktop operating systems yielded to MacOSX (and maybe Ubuntu)

      Tablets tossed with the Hail Mary of RT.

      Servers yielded to several versions of Linux (and here, Apple croaked).

      Cloud to dozens of IaaS and PaaS providers.

      Virtual machines handed on a platter to VMware, Citrix, RedHat, and varying others.

      OH! But Games! Microsoft has XBOX and Zune^H^H^H^H

      Steve: remember, it was you that mixed the kool aid.

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    2. Re:cool story bro by postbigbang · · Score: 2

      Sorry, you're wrong-- and you're a propagandizer. Microsoft has lots of stuff and it's lost mindshare. Statistically, I'm sure Microsoft has majority share in desktop operating systems, and Nothing.Else.

      Your lack of knowledge about Citrix XenServer pegs you. Look it up. Find out where it plays.

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    3. Re:cool story bro by cayenne8 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Obvious troll, but many may think it fact. You're wrong on desktops and servers, by a large margin.

      On desktops...MS still rules.

      But, from my anecdotal experience...with BIG systems, many of them even on the Federal level...in the server rooms, these days it is largely RHEL.

      The general consensus I get from any existing or new project is..."Windows does not belong in the server room". Most of what I'm seeing lately is VMWare and RHEL and Oracle in the server rooms.

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    4. Re:cool story bro by postbigbang · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Walk inside a public place these days. What do you see? Lots of Apples. Lots of coders (and not civilians in the US, anyway) run Linux on their desktops. I know, heresy.

      Civilians usually don't run non-Windows stuff. Go onto a HS or university campus. What do you see? A sea of Apples. Microsoft has improved their stuff, don't get me wrong. But while Apple was paying deep attention to detail, Microsoft was pandering to Standard and Poor. I'm not a fanboi; I do not use Apple stuff. But I have a deep respect for Apple engineering and their ability to hypnotize their customers.

      Microsoft has statistically ceded share in almost all categories. I got modded as troll. The truth is painful, especially during lovefests like the Microsoft Partner Conference, being held this week in Toronto. Microsoft typically finds ways to pound down criticism as their lovefest pounds fists on podiums. Ballmer has let his organization and his customers down, IMHO. He's allowed a variety of holes to be broken with the concrete hammers of success and innovation, sparse sometimes, as it is. Kool aid. With sugar.

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    5. Re:cool story bro by von_rick · · Score: 4, Funny

      2012 is going to be the year of Windows desktop!

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    6. Re:cool story bro by cyber-vandal · · Score: 4, Informative

      Walk into any office. Count the number of Apple and Linux desktops. Blush and admit you're an idiot.

    7. Re:cool story bro by postbigbang · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Just did. No blushing.

      Then I went to the corner coffee shop. Nineteen Macs, two Dell notebooks, one huge whomping HP running Vista. The Point of Sale system they use is Linux running something on KDE.

      Really, you need to get out.

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    8. Re:cool story bro by jfengel · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Its Office suite is still pretty much mandatory in a lot of offices, and any place else where you have to exchange editable documents.

      This is due in part to the abysmal nature of those formats: nobody from outside can get them working with 100% fidelity. If you hand me a Word doc, and I edit it or fill it out with anything other than Genuine Microsoft(tm)-brand Word, there's a good chance it's going to look like crap when you get it back. Job security through incompetence.

      That's diminishing as people find other ways of sharing stuff, but there's still a large place for the Big File Full Of Carefully Formatted Words And Pictures that needs to be edited on both ends.

    9. Re:cool story bro by postbigbang · · Score: 2, Interesting

      But that's FUD. Microsoft Office works well on Macs. No one complains EVER when I send them one from LibreOffice. They can't be told form the original-- and NEVER has a document not opened or looked funny.

      So you can share with about anything; Microsoft Office doesn't have document dominion anymore.

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    10. Re:cool story bro by postbigbang · · Score: 2

      Nice way to characterize people.

      Tell me, how many non-iPad tablets do you see out there? I see a bunch of Kindles, but mostly iPads and a few rare Androids.

      Microsoft knows how to sell to businesses. Apple completely sucks at not selling directly to consumers. But the licenses trend is still bad for Microsoft. Can they do better? Ballmer claims so, but he's now an apologist, not a thought leader.

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    11. Re:cool story bro by Hieronymus+Howard · · Score: 2

      Until recently you'd have been correct. I work for a large company which has always exclusively used Windows desktops (apart from some 'creative' people who had Macs for design or video). It was extremely rare to see a Mac anywhere. But in the last year or so, I'm starting to see them in large numbers, and on the desks of business people and software developers. In fact, there are now whole offices full of Macs, where once would have been Windows PCs.

      A few weeks ago, I was at a software development conference, and more than half of the geeks there (and it was almost exclusively geeks) had Macbook Pros or Airs. They outnumbered Windows and Linux laptops combined. I was lugging around a heavy HP laptop (running Mint) and was really starting to see the appeal of the lightweight Air.

      From what I've observed recently, Macs are making very strong headway into the traditional PC market.

    12. Re:cool story bro by Tough+Love · · Score: 2

      I see a bunch of Kindles, but mostly iPads and a few rare Androids.

      Not as rare as last week.

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    13. Re:cool story bro by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2

      I'm not even aware of viable Citrix virtualization solution.

      You do know that Citrix bought XenSource a few years ago, and that most large virtualisation deployments use Xen, right? Last statistics I saw (about 6 months ago) showed Citrix had about 75% of this market.

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    14. Re:cool story bro by SomeStupidNickName12 · · Score: 2

      No, he said walk into an "office" not a corner coffee shop. Macs have almost zero penetration into the corporate space and the only company that have macs are those companies that don't have strict policies on their desktops/laptops.

      Its beyond frustrating because Apple just doesn't get it. Companies want the ability to centrally manage devices (desktops, laptops, tablets, etc) and unfortunately you can do this with Apple.

      Apple could easily double or triple their market share by just offering corporates the ability to central manage/control all their mac devices in their environment.

  3. Translation by zrbyte · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Ballmer to MS board: "Please let stay as the CEO"

    1. Re:Translation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      MS board to Ballmer: "No we not."

    2. Re:Translation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Ballmer in a month: "They fled. The Apple louts fled. Indeed, concerning the fighting waged by the heroes of Microsoft yesterday, one amazing thing really is the cowardice of the Apple employees. We had not anticipated this... Their infidels are committing suicide by the hundreds on the gates of Redmond. Be assured, Redmond is safe, protected."

    3. Re:Translation by rolfwind · · Score: 3, Funny

      After Jobs, Ballmer is the second best person for Apple. They should be paying his salary to keep working at Microsoft.

    4. Re:Translation by rsborg · · Score: 2

      Ballmer in a month: "They fled. The Apple louts fled. Indeed, concerning the fighting waged by the heroes of Microsoft yesterday, one amazing thing really is the cowardice of the Apple employees. We had not anticipated this... Their infidels are committing suicide by the hundreds on the gates of Redmond. Be assured, Redmond is safe, protected."

      Microsoft's new product "Microsoft Baghdad Bob"

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    5. Re:Translation by russotto · · Score: 3, Funny

      Ballmer doesn't have to suck up to the board, only to Bill Gates.

      Their last conversation probably went something like:
      BillyG: "Ah, don't worry Steve, I'm pretty sure even you can't bankrupt Microsoft within Melinda's and my lifetime."

      SteveB: "What? What are you saying? Hey! CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!"

  4. Hmmm ... by gstoddart · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Why am I reminded of this Dilbert cartoon from last week?

    A decree from the CEO to be more innovative largely means nothing if they can't actually make the change in a meaningful way and bring out products.

    If Microsoft has been innovating and not creating products, they're idiots. If they haven't been innovating, well, that's the fundamental problem, isn't it?

    Microsoft has been so mired in the "copy someone else's product badly" mentality for so long, I question if Balmer understand what needs to be done to fix this. Certainly not just a speech.

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    1. Re:Hmmm ... by jbolden · · Score: 5, Informative

      They've been innovating and not creating products. Microsoft has been very conservative. Go to http://research.microsoft.com/en-us/ and you'll be shocked how many cool ideas aren't seeing the light of day because they've been strategically focused and conservative. If Microsoft is willing to start taking risks again, and Windows 8 so far surely qualifies, I think it might get fun in tech again.

    2. Re:Hmmm ... by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's already fun in tech as long as you're not a microsoft-centric person.

      Quite frankly the farther I get from Microsoft-groupthink-land the better I feel. Since I'm a gamer there is nothing I can't do on my Ubuntu laptop that I can't do on any other O.S., plus I don't waste gbs on a huge Office install.

    3. Re:Hmmm ... by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 2

      since I'm *not a gamer. God I need to learn to proofreed.

    4. Re:Hmmm ... by PRMan · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Look at their Kinect. Microsoft did everything they could to keep it from becoming a mass-market device. Why? They could have written a PC driver in 1 day and sold thousands overnight, so why not? Makes you wonder. But in a nutshell, this is what happens when you try to drive the market instead of responding to it. It has to be a 2-way street between the consumer and the producer.

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    5. Re:Hmmm ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

      don't worry, all us gamers knew you had to be lying the way you first wrote that!

    6. Re:Hmmm ... by gstoddart · · Score: 2

      They've been innovating and not creating products. Microsoft has been very conservative.

      Well, that's quite sad then. I know they spend metric butt-loads of cash on R&D, but if they can't figure out which of those could lead to a marketable product ... they might as well not be doing the research.

      The reality is, to me (and likely loads of others), Microsoft has "innovated" very few actually cool things which have turned into products, and they sure as hell haven't been able to come up with any "disruptive" technologies that make people go "oooh, I gotta get me some of that".

      Even TFA says Ballmer "pointed out that Microsoft has advantages over Apple when it comes to features like productivity and enterprise management" ... you know, nothing at all about the success of Apple's products has focused on those things.

      If Microsoft can't see technology that exists outside of the enterprise, they're missing most of the market. An innovative set-top entertainment console doesn't need Office or the ability to integrate with your Outlook Calendar.

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    7. Re:Hmmm ... by Mabhatter · · Score: 2

      A year late.

      Kinect was hacked to run on darn near anything in a few WEEKS after it shipped. It took Microsoft a year to admit it was useful for other things.

    8. Re:Hmmm ... by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 3, Informative

      X# has nothing to do with F#. F# originated from the attempt to port OCaml to .NET, which itself was preceded by an attempt to port Haskell to .NET (Google for "Mondrian programming language").

      X# was rather an attempt to take C# and combine it with XML, and specifically XDM (which was all the rage in enterprise circles back in 2002-2004, when the project ran) - sorta like imperative XQuery with more C#-like syntax. So you had XDM complex types as first class entities, the ability to reference XML Schema as a type library etc. The only part of X# is survived in some way were query comprehensions, which shed their XML origin and became LINQ.

      Also, F# is not an implementation of Objective Caml: it supports none of the "objective" part - i.e. none of the original awesome structurally-typed object model with multiple inheritance and pervasive type inference; instead, it uses its own object model that maps closely to .NET. It also doesn't support functors, which is another particularly strong point of OCaml. In "legacy syntax" mode, F# implements the only base Caml language (more or less the same as Caml Light). In regular mode, it is a wholly separate dialect of ML with some minor OCaml heritage, but unique syntax and idioms.

      As for why F# was sat on for so long... I dare say it doesn't have much to do with Scala, but more with FP itself becoming more mainstream in general, and in MS developer ecosystem in particular. C# and VB programmers were essentially forcibly exposed to some important parts of FP when LINQ was introduced - and LINQ, if you set the AST-preserving portion of it aside, is just lazy sequence comprehensions, the usual map/filter/fold that is the staple of idiomatic FP code. So by now even many C# developers are not unfamiliar with the programming style that you showcase.

    9. Re:Hmmm ... by hawk · · Score: 2, Interesting

      sure Windows 8 is taking a risk.

      Booting windows has always been a risk.

      a risk to your data, a risk to . . .

      Practice safe computing: always draw a pentium around your computer before launching windows or otherwise trafficking in demons :)

      Hawk

  5. Fight the wrong battles? by Kergan · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Ballmer seems to be citing the ongoing (prior?) battles as areas where MS intends to fight... That's great and all, assuming MS delivers, but they should instead be focussing on the next battles.

    1. Re:Fight the wrong battles? by Anarchitect · · Score: 5, Insightful

      A good hockey player plays where the puck is. A great hockey player plays where the puck is going to be.
      -- Wayne Gretzky

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    2. Re:Fight the wrong battles? by hoggoth · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yes, he is using the same strategy as the TSA. Focus on yesterday's problem, not tomorrow's.

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    3. Re:Fight the wrong battles? by Anubis+IV · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There's an oft-quoted line of Wayne Gretsky about skating to where the puck is going, rather than skating to where it is now. Steve Jobs quoted it a number of years ago regarding their strategy of looking towards whatever was coming next, rather than what consumers were using and wanting now.

      Microsoft has been a "skate to where the puck is" company for quite a few years now, which is why everything they've been putting out feels just a bit off and a bit behind. They've made indications in the last few months that they want to get away from that and actually start to be pushing boundaries, rather than filling in behind the people that push the boundaries. And I sincerely hope they do, since more innovation (and competition!) in the tech space is always a good thing. They certainly have an awesome R&D department that routinely puts out awesome stuff, but it's unfortunately very rarely realized in its full potential. I'd love to see them using the stuff they develop internally in big ways.

    4. Re:Fight the wrong battles? by Ukab+the+Great · · Score: 2, Funny

      Balmer just doesn't give a puck.

    5. Re:Fight the wrong battles? by dkf · · Score: 2

      A good hockey player plays where the puck is. A great hockey player plays where the puck is going to be.
      -- Wayne Gretzky

      Yet everything I've ever heard about Ballmer indicates that he's the type to hold a management meeting to agree where the puck was and to work out what their strategic approach to dealing with the whole puck-goal situation needs to be in the first place. Time and again MS come up with good things internally with great potential, and time and again they kill them for obscure reasons. They'll even try to throw competing teams at the same problem, if I've remembered right.

      It's no wonder that so many other companies run rings around them. If it wasn't for the behemoth of Office (including all the server components that support it, such as Exchange and Sharepoint) MS would be in amazingly deep trouble. As it is, they're sufficiently rich from that that they can tolerate a lot of management stupidity.

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    6. Re:Fight the wrong battles? by grcumb · · Score: 2

      Balmer just doesn't give a puck.

      Ballmer heard that goalies win games, so he put 6 goalies on the ice. He's now substituting them with 6 wingers.

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  6. So... by dciman · · Score: 3, Insightful

    they're going to do something that is completely against/opposite any and all products or direction they have ever made or gone? I'll believe it when I see it!

    They don't have the best track record on original products :)

  7. Obligatory Dilbert reference... by DavidHumus · · Score: 2

    Work smarter, not harder: http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/1997-07-06/ .

    Because innovation is the same way - Ballmer doesn't want to be out-innovated in any of the established "hot" areas but he doesn't know what he doesn't know.

  8. Won't be out-innovated by Apple anymore? by c0c · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Why? Because Jobs is dead?

  9. You keep using that word... by gman003 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "Innovation." You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

    You want to out-innovate Apple? Don't make a goal of going head-to-head with them everywhere - that's copying, the exact opposite of innovating. Compete where you actually have a newer, better product than they have. Compete where they have no product. Let them win where you cannot create a better or more innovative product. I'm sure Sun Tzu had something I could quote here, but I can't remember anything offhand.

    1. Re:You keep using that word... by SirGarlon · · Score: 4, Insightful
      As to Sun Tzu quotes, how about this one:

      ... there are five essentials for victory: (1) He will win who knows when to fight and when not to fight. (2) He will win who knows how to handle both superior and inferior forces. (3) He will win whose army is animated by the same spirit throughout all its ranks. (4) He will win who, prepared himself, waits to take the enemy unprepared. (5) He will win who has military capacity and is not interfered with by the sovereign.

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    2. Re:You keep using that word... by Mabhatter · · Score: 4, Interesting

      But there are only so many customers of that stuff. Microsoft has failed to build any of that into CONSUMER devices. Microsoft wants $100+ checks per user for each of those...

      If no CONSUMERS have the tools, there are no kids out there doing great stuff... That aren't tied to some company payroll. Even if kids were out there, consumer devices would compete with the enterprise devices where the big checks get written.

      Microsoft made the CHOICE to be an INSTITUTIONAL sales organization, not a consumer one a decade ago. They wanted the fat steady checks from 1000 PCs at a time, or from selling tools to developers, websites, etc... Those tools are now SO EXPENSIVE that there is little GROWTH for $100,000 solutions.

      Apple lost the business and school market a decade ago. They had to make due selling to EACH PERSON, not just winning one boss with 1000 workers over.

  10. This is the same Microsoft that rewards only 10%. by bsy-1 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    So if a team of 20 build a new widget, which rockets into fame (yes this is a work of fiction), then the 2 people will get all the credit, 16 will get credit for being there, and the other 2 will be blow standards. I don't think we have to worry about Microsoft changing.

  11. "first they ignore you" by v1 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "then they laugh at you"
    "then they fight you"
    "and then you win."

    It looks like Ballmer has decided to proceed from stage 2 to stage 3. This is really the first time I recall him doing anything to admit there's a problem. Usually the MS stage puppets just keep up the brainwashing with how MS is doing so well and owns the market and is the leader in everything and how the new blablabla is going to be such a smashing success. You know the gloves have come off when Ballmer admits they're behind.

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    1. Re:"first they ignore you" by sneakyimp · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I was thinking more about the five stages of grief (Kübler-Ross model), the first of which is denial:

      1) Denial
      2) Anger
      3) Bargaining
      4) Depression
      5) Acceptance

      I'd put old Steve Balls somewhere between #1 and #2.

    2. Re:"first they ignore you" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      1.5) Fat, Angry and in Denial

    3. Re:"first they ignore you" by ackthpt · · Score: 3, Funny

      I was thinking more about the five stages of grief (Kübler-Ross model), the first of which is denial:

      1) Denial
      2) Anger
      3) Bargaining
      4) Depression
      5) Acceptance

      I'd put old Steve Balls somewhere between #1 and #2.

      Does this mean he's past the chair throwing stage? Tough times ahead for Herman Miller.

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    4. Re:"first they ignore you" by ganjadude · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Honestly regardless ones feelings on apple or microsoft, this is a good thing for the consumer. The more the giants battle, to be number one, the better the outcome usually.

      standard car analogy, look at the stagnant small cars in the 80s, the imports came in and swooped up. Due to that, the domestics hard to reinvent themselves, and slowly but surely we have way better small cars now than we did then.

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    5. Re:"first they ignore you" by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 4, Insightful

      With regard to Apple, Microsoft will ALWAYS fail at this contest.

      Microsoft is built around and "Enterprise Sales Division". The existence of such a monstrosity is the death-knell for any company of tech-innovators.

      Apple has no such - and they are overturning MS in the "home turf" of corporate business customers. They do so without creating a separate business line of devices, "Enterprise" software or the RFQ-response configuration choices, beloved by hardware vendors selling to corporations.

      Microsoft sold out to ideas about business and capital very early - and were always based out of a Harvard Business School background - without the real hacker DNA. Ballmer never sold Billy's blue boxes, to start their enterprise... :-)

      Since 2001 MS spent a couple dozen BILLION on R&D. Yet they capitalized on nothing - despite ensconcing the best and brightest in world-class labs and facilities. Every "innovation" from MS has been an acquisition (TellMe, Kinect) or a "Me too" (.net, Windows imaging model, Silverlight, HyperV...)

      Ballmer's bruised ego is not enough of a motivating force to make any difference here. I look forward with relish to Microsoft's continued, punishing humiliation. There is really no other company so deserving of becoming the next RIM.

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    6. Re:"first they ignore you" by tobiasly · · Score: 5, Informative

      "then they laugh at you"
      "then they fight you"
      "and then you win."

      And of course the "then they laugh at you" is very well documented.

      I love the part where he says (of the Motorola Q), "it'll do music, it'll do... uh, internet...". Ah, Steve, you slay me.

    7. Re:"first they ignore you" by gbjbaanb · · Score: 3, Informative

      you could say that the "me too" stuff was acquisition too - .NET was created by the same guy who did Delphi at Borland which prompter Microsoft to "buy" him and get him to work on J++. So its not surprising that he then went on to make J++++.

      Silverlight is pretty much the same stable, and dead too BTW. If you mean the XMl-based programming model of WPF, then I think they'd do well not to admit they created that mess.

      HyperV was a purchased product from Connectix in 2003/.

    8. Re:"first they ignore you" by Tough+Love · · Score: 5, Funny

      Microsoft version:

      "first they laugh at you"
      "then you fail"
      "then they laugh at you again."

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    9. Re:"first they ignore you" by spazdor · · Score: 4, Funny

      1) Developers
      2) Developers
      3) Developers
      4) Developers

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    10. Re:"first they ignore you" by spazdor · · Score: 3, Funny

      Let's all pile into this thread so it takes longer to scroll past, everyone!

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    11. Re:"first they ignore you" by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 4, Informative

      Apple hasn't ploughed 24 Billion of shareholder money into dead-end R&D with no discernible return over the past 11 years.

      One could argue that the competitive advantage of Microsoft labs comes from keeping good researchers funded, away from useful work elsewhere - the advancement of which would only make Micosoft look even worse in comparison!

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    12. Re:"first they ignore you" by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 2

      Kinect comes from some little outfit in Israel - who OEM'd the technology under license to MS.

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      Never been known to fail..."
    13. Re:"first they ignore you" by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 2

      What really astounds me, is how much you sound like a DEC or System 360 advocate, at the opening of the PC era, 20-25 years ago.

      "Those mammals will never make it! Ridiculous metabolic rate... no armour.. hell, their young aren't even born with protective egg-casings! Wait til they face up a T-Rex. Then we'll see who's laughing..."

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    14. Re:"first they ignore you" by phantomfive · · Score: 2

      Microsoft is built around and "Enterprise Sales Division". The existence of such a monstrosity is the death-knell for any company of tech-innovators.

      It should be noted that IBM has such a division, and they do seem to be innovating (Watson, for a high profile example).

      It is not clear to me how they manage such a feat, but it seems like it may be possible.

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    15. Re:"first they ignore you" by hairyfeet · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Hmmm...personally I'd put Steve-O at a solid 3 myself, just look at all the companies he has thrown money at either buying outright or trying to use to buy his way into a market that doesn't want them. See Zune, Kin, Nokia, for examples.

      The sad part is they are going classic cargo cult usability, where they think they can ape something and then recreate its success without asking WHY, why is it like this? The answer is simple: NOBODY and I mean NOBODY buys Windows because they like MSFT, they buy it because they have a bazillion third party X86 programs they want/need to run. this is completely the opposite of Apple, where big products like iTunes are owned by Apple. Also Apple has for the most part kept iOS and OSX separate entities, you don't see them throwing teeny tiny desktops onto iPhones like MSFT did for years, nor do you see them making OSX a single tasking phone OS which is the current meme at MSFT.

      In the end if Ballmer is to have a snowball's chance in hell in the mobile market he does NOT need to be aping apple, which will never ever work, what he instead needs to do is go crawling to Intel and AMD and beg their asses for chips that will work well in phones and tablets. Because without X86 support MSFT is well and truly fucked, and ironically its because "Devevlopers developers developers" who got tired of MSFT changing their fucking mind with regards to direction every 5 damned minutes (.NET? Silverlight? HTML V5?) are completely ignoring them for iOS and Android. And I don't think all the aping of Apple in the world is gonna get those devs back MSFT,not a chance.

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    16. Re:"first they ignore you" by sg_oneill · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Right but IBM is apt. IBM has always innovated (The PC itself, for instance) but the creativity of its techs was stifled by a general old-world business model that left it vunerable to getting its throat torn out by the new-world practices of microsoft in the 80s. But microsoft is now in that same boat. The apple it crushed in the 90s bears no resemblance to the apple of today, and apple has learned and studied its mistakes. And apple has studied microsoft learning its successes too. Apple now has the raw capital to beat microsoft in an endurance game and it has the smarts to beat microsoft at being desirable and attractive to non techie punters.

      Microsoft will always have a market for its PC stuff, as long as it doesnt completely blow it with this metro guff, but apple is redefining the market, and I'm not convinced that whatever innovations Win8 brings to the tablet space have arived in time to make a difference.

      Frankly I suspect the only thing that will make MS's tablets work is if it fogets the home market and makes an aggressive pitch at the enterprise. It might succeed in that.

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    17. Re:"first they ignore you" by tsm_sf · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Small agile units backed by all that research and cash could be very very disruptive.

      And that is why this will never, ever, ever happen. Internal fiefdoms are jealously guarded at Microsoft.

      "It's why we suck!"(tm)

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    18. Re:"first they ignore you" by bitt3n · · Score: 4, Funny

      5) Vagina

    19. Re:"first they ignore you" by raddan · · Score: 5, Interesting

      That's not true. The Kinect camera hardware was developed by someone else, but the software (the real brains) was developed by Microsoft Research and then moved into a product group. Kinect-like technology is a big research focus for MSR.

      I am currently doing an internship at Microsoft Research. There are a huge number of very innovative things on the horizon (which, sadly, I can't talk about), and Microsoft has gathered one of the most talented groups of people I have ever had the pleasure to work with. Note that I have never been a fan of Microsoft-- I conscientiously avoided their software for a long time. I've been a BSD/Linux person for more than a decade and a Mac person since the late 1980's, and I prefer to write code in more traditionally UNIX languages: Ruby, C, Scala, etc. But I've had the pleasure of working with F# (basically ML, also developed by MSR) on top of the .NET CLR while I've been at MSR, and I am quite impressed. It's a shame that Microsoft doesn't develop this stuff for UNIX.

      I don't think Ballmer is blowing smoke, because from my standpoint, there's a lot going on here. While it's true that many of the things developed don't become products, the technology is very often integrated into existing products, without fanfare. The Windows fault-tolerant heap, for example, was developed at MSR for Linux, rejected by the Linux community (because it was not "incremental"), and then eventually ported to Windows. Many improvements that make Visual Studio a pleasure to use come from MSR. And, whether you think this is worthwhile or not-- MSR generates a huge number of very good research papers. Apple produces zero, although it does share some code (e.g., WebKit and LLVM). Google produces a handful and shares very little code (e.g., MapReduce and FlumeJava were never released, although they were reverse-engineered by people at Yahoo).

    20. Re:"first they ignore you" by mug+funky · · Score: 2

      apple definitely are gunning for the consumer market there, but to imply they don't chase enterprise stuff is not exactly true. they chase enterprise, then back out when it's not making as much as their core business of consumer stuff.

      from my post production background i have a few examples. it'll be a skewed picture of course.

      - Xserve and XSAN systems. they ditched this line a while ago, but not so soon that the facility i worked at spent a LOT of money on an XSAN.
      - DVD studio pro. acquired Spruce Technologies and their DVDMaestro product (which i still use, in spite of being 2001 vintage...). they ditched it in the latest final cut studio
      - Apple Colo(u)r. they bought out Final Touch Pro from some startup that was selling it for $75k. they released it free with final cut studio. the ENTIRE fucking industry gets it, i'm forced to use it (it's awful btw), and then it gets EOL'd in the same final cut studio release that killed DVD studio pro (which is actually a really good program and vast cosmetic improvement on DVDMaestro).
      - Shake. they bought this compositing software from god knows who, then EOL'd it just as everybody in post started depending on it. they all use nuke now, so it's alright i guess.
      - Final Cut Pro. this is a big one. they released a very good editing program for a cheap price into a small market. it was such a good program that over a few years it became ubiquitous. i actually don't mind using it, and i hate everything. Final Cut X comes out and it's completely fucked. sure, it works, but on a consumer level (hey, that's where Apple's business is i suppose). they killed every single post-production workflow feature in one fell swoop. i mean every single one. no EDL support (primitive text based edit lists that still drive interoperability between neg matchers, scanners, telecine, and multitudes of editing and finishing machines and packages). no XML support, so you can't load your old projects or sync to the (now EOL'd) color package. no tape deck support. it goes on. they've re-introduced a lot of features through updates, but it shook the industry like you wouldn't believe. people were talking about having to use adobe premiere (a piece of shit) because it was the nearest thing that worked.

      Apple are actively hostile to professionals, but not through ignoring - through seemingly deliberate antagonism.

    21. Re:"first they ignore you" by davester666 · · Score: 2

      Um, have you any experience with dealing with Microsoft or even read any articles about how it's managed?

      It would make your scenario of 'small agile units' become 'small, micromanaged to hell, lets run every idea up the flagpole to see what upper management thinks units'. With stacked ranking.

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    22. Re:"first they ignore you" by IamTheRealMike · · Score: 2

      Whilst it's certainly true that MSR produces a lot of good research, I object to your characterization that MapReduce and Flume were "reverse-engineered" by Yahoo. Do you know what that term means? Implementing a set of ideas described by an academic paper is not reverse engineering. It's just engineering.

    23. Re:"first they ignore you" by TheRaven64 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I am currently doing an internship at Microsoft Research. There are a huge number of very innovative things on the horizon

      There always are at MSR.

      (which, sadly, I can't talk about),

      You probably can. Most of the stuff they do gets published in conferences, journals, and so on. The problem Microsoft has always had (at least, from the early '90s onwards) is that they spend a vast amount on MSR and then only take a tiny fraction of the output and produce products. Apple, in contrast, spends nothing at all on pure research, but is very good at identifying interesting research from elsewhere and turning it into shipping products.

      Don't be deceived into thinking that the shiny stuff you see at MSR is somehow new. Pick a random issue of a random computing journal from the last 20 years and you'll probably see at least one interesting paper by someone at MSR, or someone in collaboration with MSR, but you almost certainly won't see any MS products based on it. Given that MS invests about $5bn/year in MSR, I'd be shocked if they didn't produce interesting research, but that's only the first stage in creating a compelling product. The next stages are at least as important.

      Oh, and I couldn't let this one pass:

      (basically ML, also developed by MSR)

      ML comes from Edinburgh in 1973, long before MSR existed. Ocaml, the most commonly used dialect comes from INRIA, in 1996. MSR does a lot more work on Haskell (Simon Peyton-Jones and friends) than ML-family languages.

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  12. Well, that's it then. by Dr.+Manhattan · · Score: 3, Funny

    Thankfully, all it takes is a declaration from the CEO to turn everything around. (At this point, sarcasm should actually condense out of the air around you.)

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    1. Re:Well, that's it then. by gbjbaanb · · Score: 3, Funny

      worked for Nokia. Turned that company right around.

  13. Microsoft's table is too large by the+computer+guy+nex · · Score: 4, Interesting
    http://smallbizlink.monster.com/news/articles/897-apple-we-say-no-to-good-ideas-every-day

    "Well, we are the most focused company that I know of, or have read of, or have any knowledge of. We say no to good ideas every day. We say no to great ideas in order to keep the amount of things we focus on very small in number, so that we can put enormous energy behind the ones we do choose, so that we can deliver the best products in the world. In fact, the table that each of you are sitting at today, you could probably put every product on it that Apple makes, and yet Apple’s revenue last year was over $40 billion. I think the only other company that could say that is an oil company."

    Microsoft is too large and unfocused to sustain innovation. They will continue to be fast followers, and still make plenty of money doing it.

    1. Re:Microsoft's table is too large by oh_my_080980980 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Microsoft has NEVER been innovators. Microsoft has always been adopters. They buy and adopt other companies technology.

    2. Re:Microsoft's table is too large by toriver · · Score: 3, Funny

      Actually, I find their pricing and licensing models - often chancing on a yearly basis - to be very innovative... :)

  14. He doesn't get it. To hell with innovation. by realmolo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    We're at a stage in the computer industry where innovation is the LAST thing we need.

    What we need is bug fixes and "refinement". Microsoft didn't need to force Metro on us...they just needed to perfect Windows 7. Apple isn't redesigning OS X every 2 years. They're tweaking it an making it better.

    The endless push for NEW products is what screws up the computer industry. Nothing is ever actually *finished*.

    1. Re:He doesn't get it. To hell with innovation. by oh_my_080980980 · · Score: 2

      In the mobile market you need to innovate or your die. Just ask RiM.

    2. Re:He doesn't get it. To hell with innovation. by realmolo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      RIM isn't dying because they couldn't innovate, they are dying because BlackberryOS sucks, and they refused to fix it in a reasonable amount of time.

      Like I said, it's not innovation that most companies need, it's quality products.

  15. Re:Focus on Business! by jbolden · · Score: 2

    Don't forget Microsoft got where is today via. winning the small business market and then sneaking into to enterprise desktop to overturn the Mainframes and Minis. Microsoft understands fully well if they are knocked out mostly from consumer by 2020, by 2030 things could look very different in enterprise.

  16. Ooh, this is going to hurt... by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 5, Interesting

    If Ballmer thinks that his problem is being 'out-innovated' by Apple, his attempt to respond is going to be about as effectual as a fish out of water.

    Apple doesn't really do innovation as much as they do polished, decisive, takes on things that were previously relegated to niche status or mediocrity. They've also shown a historical willingness to murder even their popular products in order to introduce something that they like better(ipod mini being the most notable recent example: killed at the height of its popularity in favor of more expensive and lower-capacity flash-based products, because rotating media were deemed sufficiently inelegant.

    If 'innovation' were the problem, Microsoft could trivially bury Apple in wacky stuff coming out of MS research. As it is, though, they can't even refrain from eating any of their own young that don't play nicely enough with Windows/Office, and they have a veritable talent for squandering even the technical superiority areas that they do have by making them too expensive or too complex for individual users(eg. MS had volume shadow copy in full working order since server 2003, and has substantial clout in terms of getting OEMs to build things, plus an embedded OS to license to them for the purpose. So why is it that they let Apple beat them to releasing a usable-by-morons home backup system(based on a rather more primitive and hacky architecture) 4 years later?)

  17. It's an easy thing to say by Weaselmancer · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It is. It's an easy thing to say. And very soothing to stockholders I'm sure. But how are you going to do it? It's sort of like saying "I'm going to have an innovative idea by 3pm tomorrow!" Ok, that's great. How exactly do you do that?

    Innovation isn't something you simply decide you're going to have, and then you have it.

    What you can do is to change your culture, foster ideas, hire people and don't abuse them. Make your environment a place where innovation can happen. I'm looking at you forced curve. People who think "outside the box" do not like being put in one. If you set up your environment to where only drones do well, then drones are what you'll have. Any real rogue thinkers in the Microsoft structure would get crushed like ants. Need I remind you Einstein did some of his best work while he was getting poor reviews as a patent clerk?

    And innovation isn't something you can really buy, either. Although MS tries. The current MS policy of borg-like assimilation of any outside company that might have a good idea isn't really working, is it? It's a wonderful tribute to the amount of money you have, but it hasn't produced any sort of good results I can think of in a decade. Hell, you guys couldn't even keep Hotmail working. They were the #1 gold standard, and Google waltzed right into that space with Gmail and it's a done deal now.

    In short, if you want to lead you better change. Your culture is all wrong for innovation.

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  18. Re:"spreading itself too thin"? by oh_my_080980980 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    When their key UI insight is to remove the Start button from their next OS release, you know they have problems......

  19. Talk is cheap... by dtjohnson · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Microsoft is always talking about what they're gonna do. They need to just shut up and actually DO something. Their last innovative product was when they created the GUI version of the spreadsheet and called it 'Excel.' Since then, the innovation has been a little slow. The problem starts with Ballmer. He is not thinking about cool stuff that can be done with tech. No, he's thinking about how he can make money doing cool stuff that others are doing. As they say in Texas, Microsoft is all hat and no cattle.

    1. Re:Talk is cheap... by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 2

      As they say in Texas, Microsoft is all hat and no cattle.

      Or quoth Paul Keating, former Australian Prime Minister, talking about one of his opponents: "He's all tip and no iceberg."

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  20. Khan Noonien Ballmer by kdogg73 · · Score: 2

    Can I compare this to Khan's tunnel vision on the incapacitated Reliant as he's still going after the Enterprise at the end of Wrath?

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    1. Re:Khan Noonien Ballmer by kehren77 · · Score: 2

      Yes.

  21. Innovation != Buyout by msobkow · · Score: 2

    Innovation does not mean buying out new startups with promising technology.

    It means investing in people, technology, and software, building towards a hoped-for future.

    Neither Apple nor MicroSoft have done much innovating in the past 25 years. All they've done is fine tune, repackage, and buy startups that were promising or a threat.

    Until the bottom line is the corporate future instead of the shareholder payout, it won't change, either.

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    1. Re:Innovation != Buyout by richard.york · · Score: 3, Insightful

      And yet, if the iPod was just another music player, it wouldn't have been so successful would it? And if the iPhone was just another phone with a music player function, it wouldn't have completely redefined the smart phone industry. If there were no iPad, there would be no tablet market. And I'm sorry to be the one to tell you, but the iPad is much more than a big iPod Touch. There's more to it than shiny and pretty and fucking marketing. Yes, there is more involved than a reality distortion field. If it were really that simple Apple would have been another me too company putting out the same old shit as everyone else, for their marketing prowess would be so great they'd be able to sell anything. Yes, many of these ideas were there before Apple came along, but no one put them together in meaningful, usable, or appealing ways. Such that anyone at all can pick one up and immediately userstand how to use it. It means fuckall if the average person isn't able to easily use these things without a BS in computer science. And falling victim to malware. And having reasonable battery life. And having fast, responsive hardware. And having tiny lightweight form factors. And not chewing through your data plan. All areas where Apple has innovated. Not just UI. If that isn't innovation, I don't know what is. If those who had come before had made anything close to any of these, we'd be talking about those companies instead of Apple, and yet we aren't, are we? Because they didn't. Turns out making a touch screen worth a damn takes a hell of a lot of engineering or you end up with a jerky, unresponsive pile of dung much like the early Android touchscreens or Blackberries. You may not like Apple, you may prefer something else, more power to you. But give credit where credit is due. I'm willing to bet you couldn't engineer Apple's products having only those products that came before them, the ones that you beleive equal or superior, available to you even if given your entire lifetime. Big companies with deep war cheats can barely compete. But somehow I think you'll still be on with saying they did nothing different or innovative than anyone else. Somehow I think that the very fact that they have become the world's most valuable tech company easily discredits you.

  22. Re:I don't believe it. by aix+tom · · Score: 4, Informative

    When you go back a while, when die Microsoft ever really "Invent" something?

    DOS bought from Seattle Computer Products, idea for Windows in general nicked from Xerox, Browser taken over from NCSA Mosaic, PSTools acquired from Sysinternals, etc....

    The only difference now seems to be that Apple isn't willing to be bought up and/or hoodwinked into giving up their innovation to MS.

  23. Genius! by Darth+Snowshoe · · Score: 5, Funny

    Perhaps he also should have mentioned that he intends for Microsoft to sell more, higher value products and to earn more money!

    How do they think of these things? They just must be thinking all the time over there at Microsoft!

  24. Innovation from MS? No thanks by JDG1980 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Frankly, I don't even want Microsoft to be "innovative." At this point, they're pretty much like a public utility – I prefer when they're doing their work in the background, and I mostly only notice if they screw something up.

    The fundamental problem is that Microsoft should be transitioning from a high-growth company to a stable, mature company – from a financial perspective, less emphasis on stock appreciation and more on dividends. People – and more importantly, businesses – rely on Microsoft for un-sexy features like backwards compatibility, familiarity, installed base, and stability (some of the older Slashdotters may laugh, but Windows 7 really is a rock-stable OS, and even a fully patched XP isn't bad.) The fact is that Windows became "good enough" for most users years ago, and everything since then has been either incremental improvements or actual degradation. There hasn't been any major positive "paradigm shift" on the desktop and there won't be. Some users will find that they don't need a full-fledged PC and will transition to tablets, but many, perhaps a majority, still need the power and/or flexibility that only a complete desktop OS can offer. This is Microsoft's niche. They need to focus on it and stop chasing phantoms.

    1. Re:Innovation from MS? No thanks by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

      Smartphones and tablets are media consumption devices. They aren't suitable for anyone who does any actual work

      [citation needed]

      If you can hook them up to external input and output devices, they can do all the same shit a real computer does. It wasn't all that long ago NONE of us had a computer as powerful as one of the higher-end ARM tablets.

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    2. Re:Innovation from MS? No thanks by avandesande · · Score: 2

      The logical conclusion to all of this is a cell phone that connects wirelessly to touch-screens, keyboards and monitors and all of your computing is done in a single small device.

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    3. Re:Innovation from MS? No thanks by JohnFen · · Score: 2

      The logical conclusion to all of this is a cell phone that connects wirelessly to touch-screens, keyboards and monitors and all of your computing is done in a single small device.

      And once you've done all that, you have successfully built a laptop, or, if you want a nice, big screen or three, a desktop.

    4. Re:Innovation from MS? No thanks by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 2

      If you can hook them up to external input and output devices, they can do all the same shit a real computer does.

      But that configuration is effectively identical to a desktop, except that your case has a touchscreen.

      Also, with iOS at least, it's still mostly theoretical. Sure you can hook up a keyboard, but it still lacks a convenient pointing device to go with it (which touchscreen is not - using it alongside the keyboard triggers the "gorilla arm" syndrome pretty quick). It also lacks the way to save the results of your work to an external storage device to pass to someone else. And before someone cries about "cloud", you have to realize that it's not something that is going to work in many places in the developing world where Internet access is crappy and very expensive. Android is much better in all these regards - it lets you connect a mouse and properly supports it in the UI, and most devices let you use either an SD card, or connect a UMS device via USB OTG. Some can do both. But, for some reason, Google isn't really emphasizing those points, and is not particularly pushing the OS to better support all these scenarios on the software side - e.g. once I have a large external screen & a mouse, why not let me run apps in separate windows?

  25. Their structure almost defies innovation by Wee · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I completely agree. The way they have things set up, it's a race to be that top 1 in 10 not to go out on a limb and risk being label as the loser. Stick with what you know, make sure you only color inside the lines, refine something that worked in the past (or for someone else). But come up with wildly new ideas and get them out the door? Nobody is signing up for that.

    I know why they have this system in place, but it's so completely misguided them up to now that I don't know if they could recover from it (from a "OK, from now on we innovate!" perspective) even if they ditched it tomorrow.

    -B

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  26. i would like to see that by FudRucker · · Score: 3, Funny

    did Ballmer jump around like a monkey when he said that???

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  27. Microsoft innovating by hlavac · · Score: 2

    It seems Microsoft is working hard on innovating themselves out of the market... they seem to have confused "different" with "innovative".. Windows 8 will be... different

  28. Not On Our Watch by dcollins · · Score: 2

    "Not going to happen. Not on our watch."

    LOL. This piece of history (Ballmer's "watch") has already been written.

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  29. One more thing by dutchwhizzman · · Score: 2

    Make your product the coolest there is and make no compromise to compatibility with previous products.

    Then support that product for it's entire lifecycle, including real updates. If you drop support for phones sold less than a year ago that run your current latest telephone OS, you will never get anyone to believe your product is worth spending 150% of the competitors price on. You can't have your cake and eat it too, if you drop support for older hardware, make sure the older hardware has served it's purpose and is probably worn out as it is.

    Make sure your product only comes in one or two flavors. How many versions of windows are there again? There's 4 versions or so of 2008R2 server, 7 or so of windows 7? Just make "server" and "desktop" and give them the same name and API. Put some server centric apps on the server and desktop centric apps on the desktop, but the OS API should be uniform amongs the two versions.

    Make sure there is a "support" that just gives support for that machine. Again, 2 options, desktop support and server support. Nothing more, nothing less.

    People like the simple proposals that don't give them more chances to pick the wrong option. How frustrated do you think your customers are when they get told that their "genuine" windows version doesn't have that feature that their neighbors or work PC has and not only that, since they bought OEM they should get support from their vendor and not MicroSoft? Really....Stop coming back for a glass of milk when you already got the cookie. if you want more, charge a whole cake in advance and then just give people what they want for the cake in return without telling them no after they already paid.

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  30. Re:Focus on Business! by BumpyCarrot · · Score: 2

    Look at RIM. Turns out if someone makes a consumer product that competes with your business product, your business product doesn't matter so much.

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  31. Re:I don't believe it. by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 3, Interesting

    MS brought us the optical mouse, the original tablet PC, smartphones that were document-compatible with the desktop, MS Bob, and thousands of other innovations; some of which caught on, some of which vanished into the mists of time.

    The problem is not that MS doesn't innovate with technologies, it's that they don't innovate in sales, marketing or production. They seem unwilling to be the pig in any enterprise, and would rather be the chicken.

    Remember, when a CEO talks innovation, they're usually not talking technical innovation. Where does Apple innovate? In design and marketing.
    This is actually a problem, because all those things you mentioned, from SCP, Xerox, NCSA and Winternals/Sysinternals are cases where MS took a risk on producing and marketing someone else's innovation. With stuff coming out of their own labs, that rarely happens (the MS optical mouse being one of the few exceptions) because there's no push (someone can say "see that great product X over there? We could buy that and make money off of it!" but the MS culture wouldn't get people behind "Lab Y has come up with this really neat tech -- if we give it to this design team, they might be able to produce a wonderful product we can make money off of!").

  32. Positive decisiveness. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Your use of "decisive" is probably the best word I've heard to describe Apple. What set them apart as far back as the gumdrop iMac wasn't their ability to say "no" to things or to innovate so much as their ability to say YES to things without qualification.

    That's Apple's unique strength. While everyone else is hedging their bets and keeping pokers in the fire, Apple bets the farm over and over again. They never doubt. They never second-guess themselves. A decision is made and that's that. They put every . last . resource . into the things that they run with, and as a result, those things carry the weight (the embodied human knowledge, labor, energy, research, refinement, etc.) of the entire organization within them.

    So often in the tech industry you get the feeling that every other company is watching the stats about every product in their lineup, just waiting to kill them at the first hint of weakness and loathe to invest in them further once they're out the door. They keep thirty or fifty or a hundred product lines just barely alive but perpetually on the chopping block, none of them ever named "do or die" for the company, which makes consumers hesitate to use them in "do or die" situations in real life.

    The only other product line that ever seemed even close to as "committed" as the iDevices was IBM's ThinkPad series back in the day, but even then it wasn't at the same level.

    Every time Apple launches a new family of anything (OS, computing device, consumer device, service) there is a vast geography of scoffing from all of the other industry players, and a lot of critics saying they've got it wrong.

    But Apple doesn't care whether they've got it "right" or "wrong," they care that they execute and perfect whatever it happens to be that they've got. In the end, that focus on execution and perfection tends to make it "right" within a product cycle or two.

  33. Steve Ballmer: We Won't Be Out-Innovated By Apple by avandesande · · Score: 3, Funny

    because Steve Jobs is dead

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  34. Fat Steve, much to learn still you do. by mbkennel · · Score: 2

    Apple doesn't have to lose for Microsoft to win.

  35. Slight difference by paiute · · Score: 2

    Apple has always shown the willingness to cannibalize its own product line. Microsoft has not.

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  36. Courier? by vell0cet · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The problem with Microsoft (and other companies) that Apple didn't have is that they are slaves to market research. Apple did what they thought the consumer wanted, instead of researching the consumer and then making the same crap that they were already buying.

    This is the thinking that lead to the cancellation of the Courier (google it, it was awesome).

    By chasing trends, you will never be leading. I think this quote is quite apt:
    "There go my people. I must find out where they are going so I can lead them."
                              - Alexandre Auguste Ledru-Rollin

  37. Baghdad Ballmer by 3Cats · · Score: 2

    "There are NO Apple Infidels in Microsoft's marketspace! We are re-soundly defeating them! They are nothing when face with our superior products! The are worth no more than an old shoe! Those are not Apple products, those are Microsoft products! I tell you, they lie!! We have them surrounded in their Ipads!!"

  38. These next paragraphs for freee, Mr Ballmer. by Bozovision · · Score: 2

    It's last thing at night, my wife is immersed in some fictive on her Slate, and i've been watching TV, a rebuild of American Pie on mine. For a few years it was lame - it really didn't age well - but the rebuild is funny, because an AI has been spicing it up, and it's got Marilyn Monroe in it now, and she's still hot. And the soundtrack with New Beatles is kinda good too; John Lennon II - the AI clone - is really getting it right, and the music is going places it didn't when the Beatles were alive.

    Boris, our AI housekeeper, has realised that I have to be up by 6am tomorrow, and I take it as a subtle hint that we should be turning in when he starts dimming the walls. "Hey, Boris", I mutter, "hang on for ten minutes." The walls brighten a little, he's bumped up the lightness of the wallpaper pattern. I say he, but I guess he's not really he. "Also, I've just remembered, I'm going to need the Mercury file on the plane tomorrow." No need to worry about that now; Boris will talk to my desk and get that moved to the slate I'm going to take with me tomorrow. I watch the last few minutes of the movie, and then get ready for bed. Liz is still engrossed in some historical fictive. Her and a bunch of friends have been writing a community set in the 18th century. It's not my cup of tea, but it's been getting great reviews from all the people following them. It's better soap than soap to be honest, and some of them are getting really famous now. A real bonus is that it's desperately hard to sneak product placement into historical drama. Lol. But they were offered trips to Vegas if they'd name a character in reference to the new Audi Scoot. I decide that it would be nice to have a glass of juice before bed, so I help myself to one, and then climb into bed next to Liz. At least I don't have to brush my teeth anymore. Not since I had that DentaZ treatment; all my enamel has been renewed, I've been vaccinated against caries, and my oral bacteria have been repopulated with a healthier batch. I give Liz a kiss and drift off to sleep to the sound of Liz subvocalising the plot for the next day for her character, Charlotte.

    I wake hugely refreshed. Boris has organised the room lighting so that it's timed to my sleep cycle. The interesting bits of the news are cycling up the wall, and there's a note that I wrote to myself to take a phone. That's not something I normally carry, but I'm going to need some privacy. After showering, it's straight into the car. It will arrange to pick up breakfast on the way. I work while it's driving. It's pretty quick once we join the cartrain. I forgot my work Slate at home. I guess I was still dozy, but I get the car to pull the Mercury file up onto the windscreen, and the dash screen. I start by reading the summary that the office AI has provided. It's also given a tree of the most important bits, so I have a look through the tree. About half way through I realise that I don't understand how the deal is structured, so I call the office AI, and ask. She explains that she has spoken to Mercury's AIs, and they've come up with 3 scenario deals, and that this one is the primary. I ask her about how we'll be handling things going forward if we can agree the deal, and she flashes some graphs to my car screen. We agree to chat later in the day.

    By the time I get to the airport, it's only 15 minutes before my flight. I've been precleared for everything. It's a bit weird actually getting on a plane. It's been at least two years since I had any face-to-face meetings but this one is too important to leave to tele. I walk straight to the gate. I've been scanned thoroughly ever since we reached the road to the airport. I've been profiled, the car vouched for me, Boris has, my movements over the last 4 years have been analysed. The airport know I am me.

    After I've boarded the plane I get my phone out, and flick it at my seat screen, so it knows that I want to use that. It's not as smart as a Slate, but it can talk to the seat adequately, and it was keeping an eye on what was going on with the car

  39. "I'm not going to take it anymore." by betterprimate · · Score: 2

    Famous last words. Apple and Microsoft are two completely different and conflicting cultures of corporatism. There is something more profound happening here.