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zaba writes "The original iPhone was a dream come true for me. Phone, camera, mp3 player and data all in one device. It had more cpu and memory than my first computer! Several generations of smartphones later, my wife and I have some random smartphones (some iPhone, some Android) lying around. Between privacy concerns, bad batteries, etc. these phones are not worthy of donation. So, I ask you, Slashdot readers, have you done anything fun with an old smartphone? Any suggestions/ideas?"

301 comments

  1. Donate it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    to underpriviled inner city orphans in a homeless shelter.

    1. Re:Donate it by Macrat · · Score: 5, Funny

      to underpriviled inner city orphans in a homeless shelter.

      No one underprivileged would be able to afford the AT&T iPhone plan.

    2. Re:Donate it by s0nicfreak · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I love how you're modded down for speaking the truth. People on welfare don't want something as old as an iPhone 1, though.

    3. Re:Donate it by jc79 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Got to love the demonisation of the poor. It's much cooler than being racist. SImply change the word "black" for "welfare recipient" in all of your rants and no-one will bat an eyelid.

      It's not like we're in the middle of the worst economic crisis for decades, with many people being laid off and needing society to help them get by while they try to be the one person out of the two thousand who applied to actually get the menial, low-paid job that is all that's on offer in the ex-industrial town they had the misfortune to be born in. Heaven forbid anyone would aspire to owning a consumer good which the constant saturation of advertising states is the only way to validate yourself as a person.

      http://www.amazon.co.uk/Chavs-Demonization-Working-Owen-Jones/dp/184467696X might open your eyes (UK context but applicable to many western countries)

    4. Re:Donate it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SImply change the word "black" for "welfare recipient" in all of your rants and no-one will bat an eyelid.

      I didn't get that one, in the US more "Whites" are on welfare than Blacks... guess it's some kind of inside joke?

    5. Re:Donate it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, smartphone are actually relatively inexpensive entertainment, & pre-pay plans make them affordable. The games are free or 99c. Poor people live tend not have a lot of personal space, so they spend a lot of "screen time".

      One of the reason Apple is so successful is because they've managed to convince poors/teenagers/slashtards that some cheap electronic toy is some sort of "luxury good". Guess what, if Walmart sells it, it's not that great.

      Middle class people are getting the squeeze put on them, but have convinced themselves they're still live the good life because of cheap shit like big screen tvs and video games. Lot of them are jealous that poors can share their cheap chinese toys.

    6. Re:Donate it by s0nicfreak · · Score: 0

      I'm not jealous that the poor can share my cheap toys - I'm pissed that the poor are taking money I earned and spending it on toys instead of necessities.

    7. Re:Donate it by s0nicfreak · · Score: 1

      It's not like welfare didn't exist before the economic crisis. It's not like people can't move if they are born in an unfortunate town. It's not like the internet allows jobs to be done in cities where there are no jobs available.

      I was born in an ex-industrial town. I moved to where there are jobs (and no, I did not have any money when I set out). Most of the other people born there just stayed there and live off welfare. Some of the favorite passtimes in that city are shooting each other and robbing the few stores that venture to open there.

      Perhaps if they were working, applying for jobs, or at least walking out of the city to get to a place where there are jobs to apply for (oh wait, while on welfare they get free bus passes they can use to travel to apply for jobs), they would not be seeing so much advertising.

    8. Re:Donate it by nobodie · · Score: 2

      excuse my rant, but why the EF do you have all this crap? wasn't the first one good enough?

      I have a Sony-ericssen almost smart phone from 2007. It still plays my MP3s, movies, makes phone calls, it could do push mail for me (but frankly I don't want to be bothered by email all the time). I deliberately didn't want a camera when I got it and don't feel that I missed a thing.

      And I still have it.

      And I still use it.

      It is still good enough for what I wanted it for.

      Perhaps your phone is something more than what I see and that you are admitting. Perhaps your phone is a piece of jewelry to tell the world that you are that special person who is "cool", up to date. Special in that good, hip way?

      Sorry, but you should have taken all the money you wasted on that crap and done something to help someone

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    9. Re:Donate it by cyclomedia · · Score: 1

      how do you move if you've got no money? carry your house?

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  2. Will it blend? by stox · · Score: 3, Funny

    For science, of course.

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    1. Re:Will it blend? by davester666 · · Score: 2

      Isn't there some cell phone skipping contest in Finland?

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    2. Re:Will it blend? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yes it will.
      Iphone 3G
      Iphone 4

    3. Re:Will it blend? by cusco · · Score: 1

      Imagine a Beowulf cluster of these . . .

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  3. Replace the batteries by otuz · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The batteries aren't as hard to replace as some non-techies make you believe. Buy the parts from chinese retailers, do the work yourself and the phone will perform like when it was new. There are a lot of people with worse phones, who would appreciate even an old smartphone.

    1. Re:Replace the batteries by jimmydevice · · Score: 5, Funny

      I suspect AC throws away his TV when the remote batteries die.

    2. Re:Replace the batteries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Intelligent people don't even HAVE a TV.

      Intelligent people have a TV but don't watch what you watch. You're confusing the device for the content.

    3. Re:Replace the batteries by Eltomato159 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I don't think it's fair to decide somebody's intellect by the technologies they own. There are plenty of great TV shows, there's just many more horrible shows. That does not mean people that own a television are less intelligent than people without TVs.

    4. Re:Replace the batteries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think it's fair to decide somebody's intellect by the technologies they own.

      Heh, I can easily determine the intellect of someone who relies on the "technology" of a phrenology chart, or their insistence on the technology of, say, the pull out method of birth control.

      In fact, there are many more technologies that can be used to validly judge a person's intellect. Astrological charts, "healing crystals", those bracelet things they sell at fairs and carnivals that are claimed to "align your body's protons", homeopathic "medicine"

      I could go on....

    5. Re:Replace the batteries by ThatsNotPudding · · Score: 0

      Buy the parts from chinese retailers, do the work yourself and the phone will perform like when it was new. There are a lot of people with worse phones, who would appreciate even an old smartphone.

      After that, meticulously restore that old Ferrari and donate it to your local public radio station.

    6. Re:Replace the batteries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those aren't technologies. Durr.

    7. Re:Replace the batteries by Urza9814 · · Score: 1

      Yes, because just like a Ferrari, putting a new battery in that phone is going to take you months of work and thousands of dollars...

      I mean, seriously? The iPhones would probably be a bit tougher, but any Android devices should be at most $25 (possibly as low as $15) and half an hour's work. iPhones should just be a bit more work. And hell, depending on who you donate it to, you could possibly claim the entire phone on your taxes as a donation, so if you can get the batteries cheap enough you may even _save_ money!

    8. Re:Replace the batteries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      A few corrections:

      Owns dolls - Young girl
      Owns Ford - buys cars from an American company that's not the government
      Owns Microsoft products - Average American
      Owns Toyota Prius - Liberal yuppie/hipster
      Owns Apple products - Doesn't understand difference in value vs. difference in price, also probably owns a Toyota Prius
      Owns TV (except AppleTV) - enjoys being entertained every now and then

    9. Re:Replace the batteries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This++

    10. Re:Replace the batteries by s0nicfreak · · Score: 1

      Owns Microsoft products - Average American

      So low IQ then.

    11. Re:Replace the batteries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Although, to be fair, you are probably drawing too much of a distinction between them. The device, the content it shows, and the way it affects the user are interrelated. A TV isn't just a content-neutral way of getting information and/or being entertained.

    12. Re:Replace the batteries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You might be suprised then that Brian Josephson, the Nobel-prize winning inventor of the Josephson junction is an advocate of homeopathic medicine. Stupid, I know, but does this make him less intelligent?

    13. Re:Replace the batteries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shush... it makes that AC feel good about them self, so let him/her be... he/she obviously needs it.

    14. Re:Replace the batteries by Hatta · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, what do intelligent people watch on TV? The Learning Channel hasn't been about learning in a decade. Same for Discovery. The "news" networks are atrocious. CSPAN is pointless. CSPAN2 on the weekends is good, but that's BookTV so why not just read? Charlie Rose is on past my bed time.

      I like the Daily Show and Colbert, but let's be honest that's not exactly smart TV. Smarter than average, but still a guilty pleasure.

      If you want to watch something smart, skip the TV entirely and check out Academic Earth. Why can't we have a cable network this good?

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    15. Re:Replace the batteries by manaway · · Score: 1

      Netflix and other streaming documentaries.

    16. Re:Replace the batteries by The+Dancing+Panda · · Score: 1

      Why do intelligent people have to watch "Intelligent" programming? How I Met Your Mother is pretty funny for everyone.

    17. Re:Replace the batteries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The batteries aren't as hard to replace as some non-techies make you believe. ...

      Careful, tho - consider this: when the phone was shiny new, all the replacement batteries were likely already manufactured & put on the shelf. When you buy that replacement battery a few years later, it's already a few/several years old & may not offer very good performance. Just conjecturin'...

    18. Re:Replace the batteries by mcgrew · · Score: 2

      LOL @ your flamebait. The average has an IQ of 100 no matter what group you're testing.

    19. Re:Replace the batteries by mattack2 · · Score: 1

      Yes. Isaac Asimov wrote an article for TV Guide in the 1970s about how "Three's Company" was his favorite program.

    20. Re:Replace the batteries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A LOT of BBC! and maybe some pbs for color if you are in the states. Its amazing how American 'infotainment' is almost unique to that society. No wonder its going down the drain quickly

    21. Re:Replace the batteries by otuz · · Score: 1

      Well, I replaced the battery on my iPhone 4, the battery was a about $15 or so from DX and it took about 15 minutes of extra careful first-time work to replace. Now that I know the construction, it would take maybe a couple of minutes to do that again. Just remove the two exposed screws and slide off the back glass cover. Then remove the single screw holding the battery connector, pull out the connector, lift out the old battery. Assembly is simply the reverse.

    22. Re:Replace the batteries by s0nicfreak · · Score: 1

      That only works if you're only comparing Americans to other Americans. If you compare them to the world, the average American has a low IQ.

    23. Re:Replace the batteries by oPless · · Score: 1

      Even at a typical Mensa meeting?

    24. Re:Replace the batteries by Rophuine · · Score: 1

      I wasn't aware that smart people weren't allowed to engage in non-productive recreation. When was this rule brought in?

  4. I wonder what a beowulf cluster of these would do? by cashman73 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Actually, for real. Has anyone considered networking a couple hundred old iPhones or Android phones together to form some sort of beowulf cluster of them?

  5. iPhone dream by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Phone, camera, mp3 player and data all in one device

    Older Symbian s60 devices did the same for a much lower price and IIRC better battery life
    It wasnt a dream come true, it was a feature phone dressed up as a smartphone

    1. Re:iPhone dream by otuz · · Score: 4, Insightful

      They really didn't do the same thing. The killer app for the iPhone was a decent touch-screen web browser and a very stable OS, neither was available on the S60 devices. It also shifted away the phone app from being the centerpiece to just being another app amongst others, which resulted in a paradigm shift. Battery life on Symbian phones was also quite awful, if you actually used any radios instead of just keeping the phone in stand-by. Symbian phones were also very crash-prone, unlike the iPhones, and you wouldn't get any major firmware updates, merely some hotfixes to some of the serious bugs.
      You aren't just comparing apples to oranges, you are comparing a mid-90's low-end keypad-controlled handheld system design to a modern, touch-screen-controlled Unix-based system.

    2. Re:iPhone dream by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I remember those phones... The phrase: "Jack of all trades, master of none." was very common.

      The iPhone really was a big deal, sorry.

    3. Re:iPhone dream by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Personally I prefer physical keypads, but that's just a personal thing, so ignore that

      Symbian did have Opera Mini and mobile which were decent browsers

      "You aren't just comparing apples to oranges, you are comparing a mid-90's low-end keypad-controlled handheld system design to a modern, touch-screen-controlled Unix-based system"

      yet the "mid-90's low-end keypad-controlled handheld system " had a superior feature set than the "modern, touch-screen-controlled Unix-based system", though the UX was worse

    4. Re:iPhone dream by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In that case, shouldn't you have sticked with s40 series then?

    5. Re:iPhone dream by mirix · · Score: 1

      I've never used a phone with better battery life than S60, moreso the later models. Because it runs an OS that was designed ground up for ancient mobiles, it uses very little resources.

      Always been very stable in the past. Some stuff was clunky as hell, though. But battery life, and reception was the best I've ever experienced. Great for... phoning.

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    6. Re:iPhone dream by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ummm... no, seriously, those phones were famously crap. Modding me down to rewrite history wont get you anywhere.

    7. Re:iPhone dream by louic · · Score: 1

      They really didn't do the same thing. The killer app for the iPhone was a decent touch-screen web browser and a very stable OS

      I always thought it was angry birds.

    8. Re:iPhone dream by bigtomrodney · · Score: 1

      I think you may be thinking of S40 devices. The S60 devices were typical smartphone battery-eaters, maybe slightly better than Android/iPhone in that maybe you got 36 hours instead of 24 but it's the S40 devices than ran for a week.

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    9. Re:iPhone dream by RogerWilco · · Score: 2

      Phone, camera, mp3 player and data all in one device

      Older Symbian s60 devices did the same for a much lower price and IIRC better battery life
      It wasnt a dream come true, it was a feature phone dressed up as a smartphone

      I used a Nokia N70 for years. The experience was nothing like the iPhone. I even wrote applications for the Nokia and I think it was one of the best phones at the time I bought it. I used it a lot.
      I also owned a Windows Mobile PDA, the specs were good, but the user experience was bad. I used it less and less as the novelty wore off, which was a pity as it had been really expensive. I also owned the first iPod Video, although it took Apple 6 more years because I could actually buy videos on iTunes.

      What Apple did was a real Paradigm shift. Making a normal browser useable on such a small screen was no small feat. Doing away with the keyboard and only having the touchscreen was the real winner though. It allowed to get away from seeing the smartphone as a very small PC to something more appliance like. No more menus to navigate to applications, music, pictures, phonebook and such. No more awkward small keys or tiny stylus. (And I don't have very big hands). But it was really the whole package, not just the device, but also things like the unlimited mobile internet, that made so much better.

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    10. Re:iPhone dream by cripkd · · Score: 1

      Yes, and therein lies the problem, the OS remained designed for ancient mobiles and continued to "demand" ancient level mobiles when the iPhone was at v3.

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    11. Re:iPhone dream by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Ditto my Motorola razr v3x back in about 2005. It also had speech recognition, video calling, a browser and email.

      What is it about Applites that they manage to completely ignore the wealth of prior art when a new iProduct is released? I swear, Apple could "invent" the iSpoon tomorrow and within hours the internet would be full of hipsters saying "OMG it's so innovative! You just kind of dig it into your food, and then you can use it to transport the food to your mouth! I can't believe nobody ever thought of this before!"

      Captcha: Novelty

    12. Re:iPhone dream by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      S60 devices such as the E61/E71 would last for quite some time, very close to a week with moderate use. Even the current, big-screen devices such as the N8/E7/808 last 2-3 days of moderate-heavy usage, compared to 12-24h for iPhones/Androids.

    13. Re:iPhone dream by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your Motorola was as much of a dumbphone as the original, pre-Appstore iPhone. S60 had real, native applications you could download and install as you wished. The Razr line had JavaME applications you could only download through some carrier's portal. Not really comparable.

    14. Re:iPhone dream by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You miss my point, which is odd since it is exactly the same as the parent's: That the features that the OP thinks were so revolutionary in his iphone were in fat nothing new.

      As to the rest, you are only partly correct. You are correct in that the razr could only run javaME software. You are wrong in that I was not forced to download them via some carrier's portal. I used to download .jar files from the interwebz, transfer them via bluetooth / usb to the phone, and install/ run them. No hacking or unlocking required.

      I think the word you are looking for is "feature phone", not "dumbphone", although to be honest I find that these labels (along with "smartphone") are about as precise, meaningful and helpful as any other marketting terminology: IE, not very.

    15. Re:iPhone dream by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're wrong about the battery life - my s60 phones lasted for a couple days of use (playing music, browsing the web) on a battery about 2/3rds what you would find in an iPhone.

    16. Re:iPhone dream by An+dochasac · · Score: 2

      The killer app for the iPhone was a decent touch-screen web browser and a very stable OS, neither was available on the S60 devices. It also shifted away the phone app from being the centerpiece to just being another app amongst others...

      Wait a minute, the iPhone can be used as a PHONE? Who knew? Someone tell Apple, maybe they can fit a proper antenna into the iPhone so that users can make a call without climbing up the nearest cell phone tower and looping tin foil between their beloved iPhone and the transponder.

      Seriously, I've tried to switch to iPhone and Android. Both are pretty neat, have fun applications, great games but when I'm looking for a durable, water-resistant, reliable device to be used as a phone, send text or even write a multi paragraph email or blog entry that dsnt snd lke ths, give me my 2006 E61. S60 runs circles around the iPhone and Android for these applications. It's a pity that Nokia couldn't grow market share into the monopoly-prone U.S. market.

    17. Re:iPhone dream by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yup, I replaced my s60 phone with the original iPhone, and it was a night-and-day difference. I loved my s60, but it was just left in the dust when the iPhone came out.

      For "fun", I just spent the time to get the original iPhone OS 1.0 up and running on it. It's amazing how completely unusable the web browser is now! Almost all "mobile" sites fail on it, and many desktop sites do now as well. (Which is funny, since when it came out, "mobile" sites were the ones made for crappy text-only numeric-keypad-only phone browsers, and having actual graphical sites was a big deal!

      Ironically, the big 'loss' in moving from an s60 phone to the iPhone was the lack of ability to wirelessly sync (Bluetooth) my contacts/calendars - that didn't come back until the iPhone and Google both added Exchange support, to allow not just local-wireless sync, but also on-the-go 'cloud sync' (yes, I used .Mac/MobileMe, but my 'main life' was in Google,) then finally completed with iOS 6's full WiFi sync.

    18. Re:iPhone dream by cyclomedia · · Score: 1

      Rectangular devices with a touch screen and no keyboard of approximately similar dimensions existed AT LEAST A DECADE BEFORE THE iPHONE - nice of you to keep spreading the lie that Apple invented the form factor. Quite frankly, I think sticking a GSM chip in one was a dead obvious evolution, not a revolution.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PalmPilot

      Also here's a device similar to that one with a colour screen running a web browser. 4 years before the iPhone

      http://the-gadgeteer.com/2001/11/02/compaq_ipaq_3835_3850_pocket_pc_review/

      Yours,
      A. Psion Fanatic

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  6. linux remotes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Try to crack them to put a new OS on there and see where that takes you.

  7. Travel phone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, if they still work, use them when traveling outside the US, as they can be unlocked, so you can just pop in a local sim card.

    And, as a backup for your current phone, since if you break it, repairing it or replacing it outside your subsidized price window will be expensive.

  8. Mini-me by macemoneta · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Plug it in and use VNC to a separate session to make it a mini-head for monitoring things like email, tweets, system sensors, etc. For example, what I did with my tablet.

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    1. Re:Mini-me by otuz · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and for the iPhones, he could use AirDisplay, which makes the device a "real" wireless display head.

    2. Re:Mini-me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yip. One of the first things I got my Android to do. Now it is a remote control when I am watching movies on my laptop.

    3. Re:Mini-me by neonmonk · · Score: 1

      https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.avatron.airdisplay&hl=en

      Funny how iPhone is quickly losing its apps advantage.

  9. Use it as a server by Nerdfest · · Score: 5, Interesting

    For Android phones, use it as a Web/FTP/DNLA/DNS/Email/Proxy server.

    1. Re:Use it as a server by Nerdfest · · Score: 5, Informative

      This package actually does a few more things as well ( DLNA, DNS, Dynamic DNS, Email, FTP(S), Proxy, SMS Gateway, Time, HTTP(S), (secure) WebDAV), and the performance seems pretty impressive for what it is. Of course, the power consumption is really low as well. I'm pretty damn impressed by the app in general.

    2. Re:Use it as a server by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please tell us how you installed an ethernet jack!

    3. Re:Use it as a server by Gaygirlie · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I have an old N900 lying around that I occasionally use as a small BitTorrent-server, SSH-server, for Wifi-penetration testing on-the-go and so on. Extremely handy for that.

    4. Re:Use it as a server by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or you can try making the Android a monitoring tool. by using ADB you can make some scripts that send SMS when a condition is triggered. more information on google...

    5. Re:Use it as a server by Barryke · · Score: 1

      Some cheap tablets come with ethernet connector.

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    6. Re:Use it as a server by Nerdfest · · Score: 1

      If you want a wired connection, use USB OTG, although I think most many phones would need to have an updated ROM installed.

    7. Re:Use it as a server by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it was wired, you might be able to use it like a DD-WRT access point, but without crashing like consumer routers.

  10. PBX by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Leave them plugged in if the batteries don't work. Have one do call forwarding to the others when the line is occupied (as opposed to call waiting? Is that possible?)

    1. Re:PBX by otuz · · Score: 2

      Call forwarding isn't a phone feature, it's a carrier feature.

  11. wireless video intercom/cctv by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    With a couple of phones that have user-facing cameras, you could set up a sweet touchscreen video intercom at your frontdoor. If you're worried about them being thieved, you could conceal all but the camera lense and make it a one-way experience only.

    For that matter you could use them as wireless CCTV security and potentially check in on them from home, the office, while on holiday.

    1. Re:wireless video intercom/cctv by fragMasterFlash · · Score: 2

      With a decent camera and WiFi it seems like an old smart phone could be hacked into a rather sweet nannycam. Or with GPS + WiFi you could attach it to your car to track where your teenage children are really going when they need it to go study at a friends house. Thank goodness my parents weren't into smartphone hacking ;-)

    2. Re:wireless video intercom/cctv by ldobehardcore · · Score: 4, Funny

      I did a total reversal on this several years ago. I'm 22 now, but when I was in high school, my parents got blackberries with gps. There was an app that pinged back the geocoordinates at regular intervals when a specified SMS was received as well as immediate updates when I logged into them. I set the SMS up to be innocuous, like "I just fed the dog" or whatever. Whenever they were going out with friends, I'd SMS them to start up the tracker, and feed the coordinates into google maps, and know exactly where they were.

      It was a pretty sweet deal. I gotta lot of 1:1 secret bouncy funtime with my gfs/bfs those years due to my careful planning, and ability to always track where my parents were and their ETA to home.

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    3. Re:wireless video intercom/cctv by MonsterTrimble · · Score: 1

      Wow, seriously, I'm 34 and that is epic. I wonder if I could install something like that on my wife's droid....

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    4. Re:wireless video intercom/cctv by Beyond_GoodandEvil · · Score: 1

      It was a pretty sweet deal. I gotta lot of 1:1 secret bouncy funtime with my gfs/bfs those years due to my careful planning, and ability to always track where my parents were and their ETA to home.
      That's just being greedy, pick a team and stick with it.

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    5. Re:wireless video intercom/cctv by ldobehardcore · · Score: 1

      Or, alternatively, you could GO FUCK YOURSELF, puritanical prude.

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    6. Re:wireless video intercom/cctv by ldobehardcore · · Score: 1

      You can tell me I'm greedy, right after you finish up chastising all the polygamists in Utah.

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    7. Re:wireless video intercom/cctv by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please call home now. Your mother and I need to have a talk with you....

    8. Re:wireless video intercom/cctv by ldobehardcore · · Score: 1

      You can use Prey to do it for free. It has SMS and web activation. And a stealth mode too, I think ;-)

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    9. Re:wireless video intercom/cctv by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And all the polyamorists/swingers/folk in other kinds of open relationships.

  12. Donate To Elderly by eljefe6a · · Score: 3, Funny

    Donate the phone to the elderly http://www.securethecall.org/. Oh wait, this is slashdot. Root the phone and then donate it.

    1. Re:Donate To Elderly by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 5, Funny

      This is Slashdot. Load malware of some sort onto it, then leave it on the bus.

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    2. Re:Donate To Elderly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is Slashdot. Dirtdevil the bus seats so you always have around a thousand people's DNA available to contaminate a crime scene.

    3. Re:Donate To Elderly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is Slashdot. These morons will brick it by updating through iTunes, and you lost you tracking device.

      These things come with tracking software on it, so just utilize that.

      Also; you can leave your nerd card at the counter, sir.

    4. Re:Donate To Elderly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's actually quite an interesting idea. Put your address and malware on it. Then see if it comes back.

  13. Remote Controls by Falc0n · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I use old phones over wifi to control my XBMC media boxes. When I build my new house in a few years, I'll probably incorporate them into home automation since I'll have around 10 lying around. Most phones in airplane mode with wifi will last at least a week, and it lets me have chargers around the house to keep them (or my current phone) plugged in most of the time.

    1. Re:Remote Controls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That's sort of what I did. I mounted an old Android tablet on the wall and use it as my HVAC control system. It's connected over USB to an ATMega that controls the relays on a scratch built PCB.

    2. Re:Remote Controls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Same thing im doing with mine! Mod them out w/ a fast trim ROM & have at it

  14. The fact that this headline is even possible ... by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 2

    ... is vaguely mind-boggling to me.

    I must be getting old.

    --
    The correlation between ignorance of statistics and using "correlation is not causation" as an argument is close to 1.
  15. Old iPhone? Sell it by Anubis+IV · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I believe I bought my iPhone 3G for $300 on launch day and I sold it about 3.5 years later to a friend for $125, which was well under the asking prices at that time, most of which were around $150-175 if memory serves. I was shocked to see that it had held its value so well, despite being two generations outdated at that point (and feeling like it too).

    The scene might be a bit different these days, now that Apple has started offering older models for lower prices, but considering your phone can be purchased without needing to commit to a contract, that alone makes it more valuable than you may realize.

    1. Re:Old iPhone? Sell it by mkraft · · Score: 2

      If it's an original iPhone, it's probably worthless.

    2. Re:Old iPhone? Sell it by LodCrappo · · Score: 1

      The 3G launched June 9, 2008. If you sold it to your friend 3.5 years later, by my admittedly sketchy math that's december of last year.

      I didn't do much research, but its easy to find that the going price for a brand new iphone *4* was $99 in december of last year, and you could get them even cheaper on sale: http://www.iphonehacks.com/2011/12/radioshack-to-offer-30-discount-on-iphone-4s-and-iphone-4-from-sunday-dec-11th-through-dec-17th.html

      yes thats with 2 year contract, and not being tied to a contract can be a bonus in some situations. otoh you have to have service anyway and most carriers don't give a discount for bringing your own device, so in reality it often saves the typical person exactly $0. On top of that, what are the realistic chances a 3.5 year old phone with difficult to replace battery is going to last 2 more years without additional expense.

      Unless I'm missing something, it sounds like you probably sold your friend a worn out 3.5 year old (and 3 generations behind current) iphone for more than the cost of a brand new one only one generation behind. Doesn't seem like a very good deal.

      --
      -Lod
    3. Re:Old iPhone? Sell it by Anubis+IV · · Score: 1

      Correction: it was about 2.5 years later, not 3.5, just in case anyone actually cares. I originally had 2.5-3, thought about it some more, realized it was on the lower end of that range (bought it summer of '08, sold it winter of '10), but then brain farted and put down the wrong number. Sorry about that.

    4. Re:Old iPhone? Sell it by Anubis+IV · · Score: 2

      Looks like you posted concurrently with a correction I just posted, but yeah, I realized after the fact that I was off by an entire year. It was 2.5 years later, not 3.5. That was a brain fart on my part when doing a last minute edit before posting.

      Regarding the price, I do believe that there was some other factor at play in inflating the used prices of the 3G (and the original iPhone too) at that time. I think there was something that people were able to do with the 3G that wasn't possible with later phones right then (maybe unlock it for use on other carriers?), so demand for it was being driven up. I know I sold it before the Verizon iPhone was announced, and it wasn't until much later I believe that Apple started selling unlocked phones themselves.

      Also, in double-checking myself, I actually went back and re-read the e-mails where we talked about this stuff (the buyer was a friend from my hometown), and it turns out I misremembered some other stuff. The going prices on eBay at the time weren't the $150-175 I said above, but were apparently $200-300 based on our e-mails. His initial offer was $150, and he was prepared to go higher, but I managed to talk him down to $125, since I didn't think it was worth as much as he was willing to pay, and I also tossed in my rather nice case for free, since I had no need for it. I even made a joke about how bad of a bargainer I was since my price was lower than what he was offering.

      As I said though, I did remember being shocked at the value it had managed to retain, since I also recall it being horribly sluggish by the time I replaced it.

    5. Re:Old iPhone? Sell it by luther349 · · Score: 1

      i think you mean gamestop offering old/used models for lower prices. then again its the same issue what can you do with a end of life iphone that gets no new apps or updates other then of course use the phone part and mp3/video player

    6. Re:Old iPhone? Sell it by Anubis+IV · · Score: 1

      Second correction: the going price was $200-300, based on the e-mails between my friend and me.

      Tonight is not a good night for my recollection...

    7. Re:Old iPhone? Sell it by Anubis+IV · · Score: 1

      I have no idea what you're talking about with Gamestop. I was talking about Apple selling the iPhone 3GS for free and the iPhone 4 for $99...assuming you're willing to get a 2-year contract with each. Those were the older models and lower prices I was referring to.

    8. Re:Old iPhone? Sell it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A $99 deal won't help you if you need to replace a broken phone halfway through the contract.

    9. Re:Old iPhone? Sell it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Most iPhones on eBay are bought by those who lost/broke their current one and need a replacement because they're still under contract and can't get a new one at subsidized cost.

    10. Re:Old iPhone? Sell it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Use it to comical affect when on talk shows by pretending to receive calls from The Machine.

    11. Re:Old iPhone? Sell it by HungWeiLo · · Score: 0

      I say sell it, because Apple fanbois are retarded.

      I just sold a 5-year-old 2nd gen iPod touch for $125 last month. I had 4 people fighting over it. And this was in a west coast city abundant with Apple products everywhere.

      --
      There are a huge number of yeast infections in this county. Probably because we're downriver from the bread factory.
    12. Re:Old iPhone? Sell it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      $99, plus how much in montly fees? You can buy an used iPhone and use it with a prepaid SIM, spending $20 a month at most. Over two years, 125+24*20=$605 for the used phone. Compare that with 99+24*100=$2499 for the new one. Quite a difference if you ask me.

    13. Re:Old iPhone? Sell it by luther349 · · Score: 1

      go to gamestops site you will see there selling all idevices now.

    14. Re:Old iPhone? Sell it by Anubis+IV · · Score: 1

      Huh. That they are. Ironically, the model of iPhone 3G I sold my friend for $125 is being sold by Gamestop for $139.99, and I sold mine back when I bought my then-relatively-new iPhone 4.

  16. iPod touch by naringas · · Score: 2

    mp3 player, of course a good rom would permit FLAC and other formats... however you would probably need a good capacity SD card (if the cell supports it) ...just keep it in airplane mode to improve battery life.

    1. Re:iPod touch by dmacleod808 · · Score: 1

      i bought a new samsung boost mobile phone for this exact purpose when my touch died. Cost me 60 dollars and does almost the same things.

      --
      There Can Be Only One...
  17. IP Video Camera by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Plug the phone into a wall outlet and install one of the numerous free Android apps that turns the phone into a wi-fi IP video camera. Mount it on your front porch and see who stops by when you're not home. Integrate the camera into an external Zoneminder server if you want motion detection, alarms, and recording.

    1. Re:IP Video Camera by Macrat · · Score: 1

      Why did you post an insightful comment as AC?

      A home wifi phone would be very useful.

    2. Re:IP Video Camera by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Believe it or not, some people do believe in anonymity not just as a method to avoid shame when posting dubious comments ;)

    3. Re:IP Video Camera by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Probably for the same reason I post anonymously - I don't have an account, and I've been reading Slashdot for maybe 10 years or more. I decided never to get one because accounts cannot be deleted, and I don't like loose ends.

    4. Re:IP Video Camera by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had a Slashdot account 11 years ago, maxed out my karma....then gave up Slashdot for a while and forgot my password, also losing access to the associated e-mail.

      I'm too lazy to create another account because there's no reason to. Anyone truly interested in the topic will read at +0 anyway, and the highly modded posts just attract the trolls and flamers.

    5. Re:IP Video Camera by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I actually tried this with an OG Droid; it would crash after 18 hours or so. There may be different / better apps, but the one I tried was the best rated.

    6. Re:IP Video Camera by dwye · · Score: 1

      Who? I only see one on slashdot. :-)

      Seriously, how difficult is it to arrange a burner ID, linked to a burner email ID?

  18. Dedicated Pandora/Spotify client by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I use my old iPhone 3g as a dedicated client or "remote control" for Pandora or Spotify around the house (coupled with Airport Express base stations in the rooms with speakers). Yes, I know I could do this with the phone in my pocket, but damnit that thing spends more time in its charging cradle than in active use.

  19. Permanent bathroom smartphone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Mount it near your toilet for easy access to Angry Birds or whatever when in the toilet, or set up a small speaker set in your shower room and use the smartphone to play music from online streams over WLAN or similar.

    1. Re:Permanent bathroom smartphone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And install Skype.

    2. Re:Permanent bathroom smartphone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      And chatroulette.

    3. Re:Permanent bathroom smartphone by rjr162 · · Score: 2

      Woah! For a minute there I thought you said mount near toilet in bathroom for easy streaming of "angry bird" videos....

    4. Re:Permanent bathroom smartphone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I see you typed "when in the toilet". Clearly you meant "when making toilet".

  20. Steam punk it by foniksonik · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Build a cool ass steam punk enclosure for it. Make it a table top phone with a handset using a mic and headphones (hide them inside the ear and mouth piece). Keep the display but root it and get some brass typeset graphics for the number keys, etc.

    If it can do Skype or video chat try that too.

    Make the enclosure big and brass with lots of adjustable levers for positioning it (3 arms would do).

    OR

    Make a Jukebox out of it and enclose it in something with cool speakers.

    Maybe even both.

    --
    A fool throws a stone into a well and a thousand sages can not remove it.
    1. Re:Steam punk it by AragornSonOfArathorn · · Score: 1
      --
      sudo eat my shorts
    2. Re:Steam punk it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is ass-steam?

    3. Re:Steam punk it by cyclomedia · · Score: 1
      --
      If you don't risk failure you don't risk success.
  21. droid 1 + dock = alarm clock by in_ur_face · · Score: 1

    Use my OG droid + dock as a bedside alarm clock.

  22. Privacy? by blogan · · Score: 2

    Are you unsure if you can completely wipe the phone?

    Anyways, put it on craigslist. Or ask around. I'm sure someone will be willing to take them. I use Android devices as scoring devices for quiz meets, so if someone wanted to give me a pile of Android phones, I'd be happy. Or if someone wants to get into development, having a range of phones is always helpful.

  23. Good toy for kids and grownups by murder_face · · Score: 1

    I gave one of my old android phones to my toddler so she can download games and such without harming mine or my wifes phones. I also have one loaded with stuff like faceniff, shark, wifikill, pixie, and stuff like that, basically a simple pentesting platform.

    1. Re:Good toy for kids and grownups by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I do the same thing. I have one older Android phone set up as an XBMC remote and one set up with zoodles child lock for my kids.

  24. Touchpad/keyboard for media center computer by Joshua+Fan · · Score: 1

    If you have a Mac Mini or other living room media center setup, use this Logitech app or a similar app to control it.

    1. Re:Touchpad/keyboard for media center computer by afidel · · Score: 1

      For Android I use Unified Remote, works well for controlling my HTPC. It's Windows only but much more full functioned than most of the competitors (there's even an API for writing custom remotes). There's another one out there that uses a Java server for the PC portion that I tried but it only did basic keyboard and mouse emulation and Google doesn't show it in my list of previously installed apps now.

      --
      There are 4 boxes to use in the defense of liberty: soap, ballot, jury, ammo. Use in that order. Starting now.
  25. I would go with... by arsemonkey · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Ebay it and buy a bottle of wine. Then drink the wine with a friend....

  26. Alarm by markdavis · · Score: 2

    I always keep my previous Android as not only an emergency spare, but use it in a dock in the bedroom as an alarm clock and weather station.

    The only thing annoying is that you can't use NTP with it, unless you are rooted... so since there is no cell connection, time will drift.

    1. Re:Alarm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So root it.

    2. Re:Alarm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So....root it! Why not, at this point there's no reason to worry about warranty voiding.

    3. Re:Alarm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I use ClockSync on all my unsubbed Android phones. It features a NoRoot mode.

    4. Re:Alarm by markdavis · · Score: 1

      Looks like it still can't set clock, but can alert when time drift is too far. Could be useful. Thanks

  27. Wifi Cameras by MassiveForces · · Score: 1

    There are several apps you can use to turn them into IP cameras that operate over wifi. You'd just need a plug to keep them powered and wifi, and can then use a computer to record when they detect movement, making them a handy security camera.

    Compared to the price of your usual IP camera's its a bargain solution.

  28. Put Debian on it by the_humeister · · Score: 2

    and run it in a chroot jail. Then benchmark the processor with Povray 3.6:

        Debian 7.0(armhf), gcc 4.6, -mhard-float -mcpu=cortex-a9 -march=armv7 -mthumb
            -mfpu=neon -funsafe-math-optimizations
        Parse Time: 0 hours 0 minutes 4 seconds (4 seconds)
        Photon Time: 0 hours 1 minutes 30 seconds (90 seconds)
        Render Time: 1 hours 20 minutes 38 seconds (4838 seconds)
        Total Time: 1 hours 22 minutes 12 seconds (4932 seconds)

        Debian 6.0 (armel), gcc 4.4, -mfloat-abi=softfp -mcpu=cortex-a9
        Parse Time: 0 hours 0 minutes 4 seconds (4 seconds)
        Photon Time: 0 hours 1 minutes 43 seconds (103 seconds)
        Render Time: 1 hours 49 minutes 59 seconds (6599 seconds)
        Total Time: 1 hours 51 minutes 46 seconds (6706 seconds)

    Here are some results compared to other processors:
    Ordered by pps/GHz:
    Core i5 2400S (2.5 GHz): 235.17 pps ; 94.07 pps/GHz
    Athlon II x4 (2.8 GHz): 179.82 pps ; 64.22 pps/GHz
    Celeron 220 (1.2 GHz): 81.15 pps ; 67.62 pps/GHz
    Pentium 4m (1.5 GHz): 36.24 pps ; 24.16 pps/GHz
    Exynos 4210 (1.2 GHz): 29.90 pps ; 24.91 pps/GHz (-mfloat-abi=hard)
    Atom N270 (1.6 GHz): 28.96 pps ; 18.10 pps/GHz
    Exynos 4210 (1.2 GHz): 21.99 pps ; 18.32 pps/GHz (-mfloat-abi=softfp)
    PowerPC 750 (700 MHz): 20.47 pps ; 29.25 pps/GHz
    Pentium !!! (450 MHz): 12.43 pps ; 27.62 pps/GHz

    1. Re:Put Debian on it by muridae · · Score: 1

      As a long lurking member of the POVRay community, you are sick and twisted.

  29. throw them out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    seeing you and the wife clearly have money out the ying yang to piss away on that many smart phones over such a short period of time that the only reasonable thing for you to do is throw them all in the trash.

  30. Throw it away by Mostly+a+lurker · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Perhaps, the most fun use of an old smart phone is the mobile phone throwing contest

    1. Re:Throw it away by wvmarle · · Score: 1

      Wow. Dozens of comments down the line and finally this one :-) It was quite literally the first I thought of, especially in light of this being featured on /. just days ago.

    2. Re:Throw it away by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure who the folks at Today's THV are, but that article seemed really poorly composed. Here is the all-knowing Wikipedia's take

  31. Possible Re-uses by archieaa · · Score: 1

    The first 2 that come to mind are Paper Weight and Skeet. There likely better re-uses than Skeet but, I doubt they are any that are more fun. First you call someone that bugs you, Your boss, your Ex, the IRS or DMV then you yell pull, and blam. That's how you drop a call.

  32. Build a robot by erice · · Score: 1

    Robot

    You could also turn into a web cam or, with appropriate sensors, a weather station.

  33. Time Lapse Camera by macmouse · · Score: 1

    A few months ago, a co-worker had setup an improvised security camera for our by using an old iphone, a power cord, running a free app and some tape.

    It was mainly to protect the room which was full of computer equipment (that was going to be deployed at a convention, for a brief time and then brought back).

    It was much more amusing to see us going in and out with carts of gear then it was an effective security device, but it would could be used for a lot of fun art/photography projects.

    Super easy to setup, free (if you already have the phone) and it's easy to get the pictures/video off it.

  34. What I've done.... by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1, Informative

    I upgraded from an iPhone 4 to a 4S last year The 4 is still working beautifully and I keep it up-to-date because it will be my backup phone in case my current phone is put out of commission. The way I manage this is as soon as I get home, my main phone goes on the charger and the rest of the stuff I do (email, web browsing, etc) is done on the old 4. I could flip over to the old phone in a jiff, should the unexpected occur, and not feel like I'm using a foreign device.

    I have an older 3G phone that I still keep around. I will not donate it because I'm not convinced I can wipe it securely. I never got around to it but I wanted to turn it into a clock. I thought it'd be handy to have that sitting under my computer monitor so I can keep a eye on the time while I'm playing games. Bonus points for showing me email notifications .

    I found a $1.00 app that takes photos at certain intervals and uploads them to an FTP space. I was going to use that as a poor-man's security system.. well really I just mean a "what does my cat actually do during the day?" cam. The only thing stopping me there is I haven't figured out how to mount it somewhere. I imagine some velcro-tape will do but I haven't taken the time to try that out yet.

    On a side note: I do agree with you about NOT donating it. A friend of mine sold me his iPod Touch several years ago. He did a factory reset on it, but when I installed Pandora on it his preferences came up. I guess he had it before and I was logged in as him (For fun I ran a bunch of Britney Spears songs.. I never did find out if I succeeded in polluting his playlist.) I need to be clear that this is a first generation iPod Touch and it's possible that Apple has since fixed that. But it was enough to make me wary of handing any of my old devices over to someone else. It's also the reason why I enabled encryption on my Galaxy Tab the moment I fired it up.

    I have an old WinMo phone that isn't doing anything. Is there anything useful or fun I can make it do?

    --

    "I like to lick butts!" by MobileTatsu-NJG (#32700246) (Score:5, Informative)

    1. Re:What I've done.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Factory reset doesn't change the unique device ID as far as I am aware. Some apps use this for recognizing phones, usually for DRM type purposes. Pandora may use it for automatically setting up the account.

    2. Re:What I've done.... by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      Ah that's interesting.... thank you!

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      "I like to lick butts!" by MobileTatsu-NJG (#32700246) (Score:5, Informative)

    3. Re:What I've done.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have an old WinMo phone that isn't doing anything. Is there anything useful or fun I can make it do?

      Does ringing count?

    4. Re:What I've done.... by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      It's a WinMo phone, it doesn't ring reliably. I was thinking a night-light or something.

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      "I like to lick butts!" by MobileTatsu-NJG (#32700246) (Score:5, Informative)

  35. Give to aspiring developer ... by perpenso · · Score: 2

    Do you have any plans to do mobile development? If so save them for debugging and testing. You may want to leave old operating systems on them for this purpose.

    If you have no interest in mobile development do you have someone among your family and friends who does? Give it to them for debugging and testing.

  36. Easy peasy by TRRosen · · Score: 1

    Old second gen iPod touch + clearance dock for $10 equals 32 GB music system. though I have been contemplating a permanent hook up for my van.

  37. Open source! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Give it to one of the Open Source mobile distribution developers! For example: Replicant, SHR, Debian:

    http://replicant.us/
    http://shr-project.org/
    https://wiki.debian.org/Mobile

  38. Old smartphones... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    make great secondary mp3 players. For the car, for the exercise room, whatever.

  39. Re:I wonder what a beowulf cluster of these would by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 4, Funny

    Didn't they just do that with 500,000 Android phones in China?

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    "I like to lick butts!" by MobileTatsu-NJG (#32700246) (Score:5, Informative)

  40. Re:I wonder what a beowulf cluster of these would by hjf · · Score: 1

    fuck beowulf clusters... think an array of LCD with built-in controller and wireless communication!

  41. what's wrong with WiFi? by Chirs · · Score: 1

    For light usage it should be fine.

  42. Re:Burn them by ozmanjusri · · Score: 5, Informative

    Burn the mother fuckers already, and get on with your life.

    Yeah, but those of us who don't have a life can use half-dead Android phones as Arduino controllers.

      Or we could use them with AndroUAV to control our own drones.

    http://www.amarino-toolkit.net/

    http://developer.android.com/tools/adk/index.html

    http://www.instructables.com/id/Androino-Talk-with-an-Arduino-from-your-Android-d/

    http://code.google.com/p/androuav/

    --
    "I've got more toys than Teruhisa Kitahara."
  43. Re:I wonder what a beowulf cluster of these would by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Yes, the hot grits prevent scaling beyond exponents of n+2 without Portman compensation.

  44. Smart Thermostat. by bjwest · · Score: 1

    I have an original Motorola Droid that I'm going to see about turning into a smart thermostat. When I get the time, I'm going to try to interface an HID chip like the U421 with it. Once I get those two talking, it should be trivial to interface with the furnace and AC units and a few 1-Wire temperature sensors around the house.

    True, that phone is probably more powerful then my first two or three computers combined (TI-99A, C=64 and a whopping Turbo (4X) XT compatible), but it's just sitting in a drawer anyway.

    --

    --- Keep the choice with the user..
  45. microwave by dnorman · · Score: 2

    compare how long it takes for each old smartphone to asplode. hilarity ensues. maybe do it outside. and stand behind a lead wall.

    --


    It is pitch dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
    1. Re:microwave by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "asplode"? are you stupid?

      This is not a rhetorical question...

    2. Re:microwave by fritsd · · Score: 2

      "Asplode" is a perfectly cromulent English word, dontcherknow?

      --
      To be, or not to be: isn't that quite logical, Slashdot Beta?
    3. Re:microwave by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Asplode: def. A very bad hemerroid.

    4. Re:microwave by dnorman · · Score: 1

      apologies for incorrect word manufacturage, professor. I figured a post by someone who couldn't figure out what to do with a dead phone might have been a place where it'd be possible to get away with less than dissertation-level language usage. also, don't actually put it in a microwave. it could asplode.

      --


      It is pitch dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
  46. Portable Wifi Card. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My old Droid 1 has come in handy many times with this. You tether your internet connection to your computer through USB, then have your phone connected to the WIFI. Works great. Played games through it too with little issue.

  47. Try this: by sgnn7 · · Score: 1

    For Android, install Debian Linux in parallel using LinuxInstaller (not on the market but I'm sure you can track it down using google) and run whatever the heck you want on it.

    PS: I'm working on reimplementing the functionality of that app at https://github.com/sgnn7/Android2Linux which can help you figure out how to do it manually if you can't find it.

  48. What about old Palms? by antdude · · Score: 1

    Like Treo 680, Vx, etc.?

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    Ant(Dude) @ Quality Foraged Links (AQFL.net) & The Ant Farm (antfarm.ma.cx / antfarm.home.dhs.org).
  49. WiFi Android mini-tablet by slk · · Score: 1

    It's like an iPod Touch; it's a pocket-sized Android tablet. They're handy for kid-entertainment (install a bunch of games), and worth little enough that eventual loss / destruction is no big deal. They don't have to be the latest and greatest; an old Droid 2 runs most games just fine. They also run Kindle really well, as a truly pocket-able e-reader (again, for kids, etc) They're particularly handy when "quick entertainment" is desired, but an iPad is really too big to carry around.

    --
    ERROR: Null .sig, core dumped.
  50. What we used to do was to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    get a pleeb real drunk, shove one up his ass while on vibrate AND ring, and send him to the ER to get it xrayed.

  51. Still usable, and still worth a bit by SuperKendall · · Score: 3, Informative

    If it's in good shape and still works, you can still get a decent price for them.

    It's still quite a usable device.

    --
    "There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
    1. Re:Still usable, and still worth a bit by cerberusss · · Score: 1

      If nothing else, it's a very good music player.

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  52. Decoy phone to lure thieves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    (Posting anonymously since it might blacklist my username in the future...)

    If I'm in the mood for some real-life trolling, I'll take an old phone, charge it up and throw in an old pre-paid SIM which I still have some credit on. I'll then leave the phone on a table or chair or some other sort of platform in public view. I'll ensure that the phone is placed a reasonable distance away from anyone else, such that it looks as though the phone was forgotten about rather than the owner being within arms-reach. I'll then observe it for a while at a distance (say around lunchtime, eating food at another table).

    When someone notices, picks up the phone and decides to walk away with it (and they will, given time - generally less than 5 minutes), I'll come up to them shortly afterwards and accuse them of pinching my "friend's" phone. Most of the time they'll lie through their teeth, saying I've got the wrong person and sometimes getting angry that I've even accused them of theft. Once this happens I'll just whip out my regular phone and call the spare/decoy phone. It'll be preset with a specific annoying pop music ringtone set to maximum volume, which I'll warn the thief about that if it rings and plays such a ringtone, it's definitely my phone in question and not theirs by coincidence.

    The look on their faces when they realize they've been publically caught out as a thief is priceless. Lots of apologetic "sorry, was going to find the owner" form of responses and other shit is highly entertaining. I'd never use a good phone for such a prank just in case it cannot be recovered for any reason (e.g. the thief is too physically aggressive, the phone doesn't ring for some reason, I lose sight of the thief, etc).

    So yeah, good fun. But only in small bursts. :)

    1. Re:Decoy phone to lure thieves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope you have a wonderful 12th birthday

  53. Make a belt out of them... by billybob_jcv · · Score: 4, Funny

    Mount all of them on a belt and wear a bluetooth ear clip on each ear. Also wear Birkinstocks with socks and a t-shirt that says "Municipal Emergency Response Team" with a day-glo orange vest and a hardhat.

    Chick Magnet.

    1. Re:Make a belt out of them... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +3? Informative or Interesting?

  54. Old android, new use! by DarkKaplah · · Score: 0

    I've been using my old faithful G1 as a streaming music player for my stereo setup. Some other uses I've toyed with include using the android ADK board to create a poor man's AMX equivalent for home theater control, robotics projects, and even as a touch screen interface for a Rep Rap printer. These applications don't require the latest and greatest versions of the android OS, or the fastest processor. To keep the phone from slowing down I usually don't load more than just the target application I need. Also I'm running CM5 to help things along. I'm afraid I don't know what you could do with the old iphones. If you decide you don't want these devices I'm sure some makers would be happy to take them off your hands. Blanking the devices is quite easy. A quick google search for each device should give you the procedure.

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  55. Re:I wonder what a beowulf cluster of these would by godrik · · Score: 1

    Actually, KAAPI (I distributed memory workstealing programming framework) was ported to Iphone/Ipod touch a few years ago. It still appears on their website http://moais.imag.fr/membres/thierry.gautier/TG/Kaapi.html
    Not sure if it still run...

  56. Re:I wonder what a beowulf cluster of these would by DarwinSurvivor · · Score: 2

    If you're thinking of making one giant LCD display out of them (to connect to your computer), it's a LOT harder than you think. Many people that start such a project overlook the bandwidth requirements of what-ever computer is generating the content for all the displays. Even physical links (DVI, etc) can't handle a whole lot more than an expensive computer monitor without needing a second cable to handle the additional bandwidth.

  57. Re:Burn them by enickel · · Score: 5, Funny
  58. throw it in a fire by luther349 · · Score: 1

    nuff said.

  59. Recycle it by Swampash · · Score: 1

    Easy.

  60. I got rid of my clock radio by X86Daddy · · Score: 1

    I went from using a crappy CD player clock radio to using an old rooted Android phone. It's overkill, but benefits include picking whatever MP3 I want whenever I want... including pulling it over the network with ES File Manager, over wifi, from bed... checking weather, ebay, woot, random browsing, etc... The alarm settings, being software-based, are much more flexible and intelligent than most hardware clock radios... I get Monday-Friday how I want, weekends how I want, and one-off alarm changes are no problem. I can change the brightness and color of the time display that shows in screen-saver mode. It's a huge improvement over every hardware bedside clock I'd ever seen. And unlike using my production phone, I can leave this where it sits and keep my production phone in a convenient place for charging and grabbing as I leave home.

    With a little effort, you can probably chain apps to do even better... make alarms trigger a Text-to-Speech app that does some RSS headline reading, email subject reading, announcing of the weather, etc...

  61. Use it? by bhcompy · · Score: 1

    I keep mine because WMWifiRouter is better than, well, anything out there for what it does. Don't need to worry about software updates killing a jailbreak or any manufacturer lockdown or anything.. just switch my sim

  62. But do they run linux? build a Beowulf cluster. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But do they run linux? build a Beowulf cluster.

  63. Re:Burn them by crafty.munchkin · · Score: 4, Informative

    I'd use them as a device to stream music somewhere in the house. A bathroom stereo system, maybe put one out in the shed, with the added bonus of it having wifi ability to connect to the net if required.

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  64. Re:Burn them by phantomfive · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm pretty sure all that counts as more of a life than going to a bar and getting wasted on the weekends. Really. Don't put yourself down just because you do something with your life.

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  65. Jailbreak it... by mark-t · · Score: 1

    And run an 8-bit computer emulator on it.

  66. old fart by robot5x · · Score: 2

    man I feel old all of a sudden
    I just bought a new nokia C2-01 as my primary cellphone! and now THIS?!

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    Hej! Nasi tu byli!
  67. Not for iPhone, but I use old phone as a navigator by Zarhan · · Score: 3, Interesting

    My old S60 series Nokia - it has offline maps, with driving instructions (and voice guidance) and a working GPS. I got a car-window mount and a recharger for that (cost about â 10) and now it serves as a navigator in my car. I connect it via USB every few months to load in the latest map data, but other than that, it now lives in the glove compartment when not in use.

  68. Use it as a dashcam! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or just put a very basic plan on it and hide it somewhere in the car hooked up to power, so if anyone ever steals your car you can track it via GPS
    -Slurrey

  69. Put an offline wikipedia on it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are various ways to get offline Wikipedia on some quite old smartphones. Then you can maybe find a charity to pass it to someone in the developing world.

    Another option, as long as it has WiFi and the battery is not too bad, is to turn into into a VoIP phone for use at home.

    1. Re:Put an offline wikipedia on it by Whiteox · · Score: 1

      BiNU - an app that installs on any phone that can run Java and runs smartphone apps via the cloud..
      http://www.binu.com/
      and then donate.

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  70. Re:Burn them by kspn78 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I am using one of my older 7" tablets as a bedside clock at the moment, always synched and accurate

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  71. Use it as a remote control by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unified remote is great for controlling multiple computers. Also using it as a media device is great. A simple weather app can be handy by your mirror. A fancy alarm. An intercom system. A dedicated allrecipes/epicurious recipe ... thing. You could write a simple program that checks for motion and make an alarm system out of them (attach one to each door, wifi link). Use it to interact with andruino for a better project. A dedicated GPS for your bike/car (bike might be hard for getting power). http://lifehacker.com/5870378/use-your-ipad-or-android-tablet-as-a-second-monitor-for-your-computer add monitors. Turn them into some modern art piece. Let kids play with them for pretend.
    That's all this AC can think of.

  72. Throw them ... for distance and glory! by sl149q · · Score: 0

    Seriously the best and only use for old smartphones is to try and break the world record for throwing smartphones:

    http://www.bgr.com/2012/08/20/phone-throwing-contest-2012-finland/

    From the BGR article: "Well, the Finns have to do something with all those Symbian devices, don’t they? Parity News reports that Finnish citizen Ere Karjalainen smashed the world record for phone-tossing last weekend when he chucked his handset 101.5 meters (333 feet) during his country’s annual mobile phone-throwing contest."

    I'm going to enter the Trebuchet class... pretty sure I can get one of those Nexus phones out to at least 200+ meters.

    On the other hand the potato canon gun is an attractive option.

    1. Re:Throw them ... for distance and glory! by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 5, Funny

      I throw them at the kids on my lawn. But the lil' bastards just keep coming back for more, so I keep the .410 with rock salt loads handy.

      The cell phones are rich in rare Chinese vitamins and minerals, and eventually get buried beneath all the beer cans, and other trash. So I am effectively building a rare earth heavy metal mineral mine for my great-great-great-grandchildren.

      I am also hoping that some of the kids might port Openwrt to the phones that they pick up.

      Sometimes Da Ranch gets visitors from foreign countries, who ask if they can borrow a phone that works with the bands in the area. I just tell them pick one up of their liking off the front lawn.

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  73. Re:Burn them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    As someone with a similar issue to the OP, I would like to thank you. I too was wondering what to do with my old smart phones that me and my wife had laying around the house, and was contemplating asking slashdot this. To my surprise, there was already a post just like the one I was about to make. Skimming through all the responses yours proved the most helpful and I am now rid of my dilemma and can move on with my life. I am very thankful for your helpful comment, do you have a phone number by any chance? I don't want to be of nuisance, and I understand if you don't want to give it out, but it would be nice to have someone like you around whenever I have a problem to find the quick and easy logical solution. No worries if you don't want to give it out to a stranger.
    Again, thank you so much, you changed my life.

  74. GPS Logger + CarCam by Barryke · · Score: 2

    I would like to put my old Android mobile/tablet into my Car, and use it as a GPS logger. It would charge from the car battery. I would be able to access it from the web if my car where to be stolen, and see where it is, and see who's in my car via a tiny camera. There also would be a camera facing outside front and back (or omni) to catch other events while parked.

    So basically, is there an app that turns my old android into a dedicated Car GPS logger + CarCam unit?

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    1. Re:GPS Logger + CarCam by phonewebcam · · Score: 3, Informative
  75. Re:Opera Mini was NOT a decent browser by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    lol....

  76. Mesh net, asset track, tether failover by jago25_98 · · Score: 1

    1) Serval mesh networking (or WiFi repeater?)
    2) Avoid getting mugged
    3) Asset tracking
    4) Failover tethered connection / dial in to control a failed link?

  77. Beowulf Cluster by bstrobl · · Score: 0

    Get a Beowulf Cluster of Smartphone and start mining Bitcoins... you will be rich I tell you... RICH!

  78. Recycle it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    www.ecoatm.com

  79. Dedicated for the CAR as nav/diagnostics/sound by Adam+Appel · · Score: 1

    I have my old iPhone 3G mounted in my Land Rover. Its mounted on the dash and hooked up to the OBD II port. Charges while my LR1 is running. I use GOPOINT's cable and software to monitor my systems. I have WiFi installed so I have GPS and stereo functions (use the headphone jack so the iOS is not captured by the stereo). Doesn't matter if it's a iOS or Android. Better functions then all but the big screen GPS and entertainment systems. Install your messaging apps of choice and you will never be out of touch if you forget your phone at home. lastly, take some thought as to what data is onboard. It's a lot higher profile if somewhat permanently mounted on or around your dash. Not an issue for me. No one would ever think to break into my overland LR1 just based on it's slightly intimidating looks (I know it could still happen, but....)

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  80. Re:I wonder what a beowulf cluster of these would by Pieroxy · · Score: 1

    Whatever. Well make an animated picture frame then, so we don't need a shiny 30fps.

  81. Re:I wonder what a beowulf cluster of these would by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Junkyard Jumbotron
    http://jumbotron.media.mit.edu/

  82. DIY missile guidance system by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Obviously... What else?

  83. Re:I wonder what a beowulf cluster of these would by Pikoro · · Score: 1

    DistCC cluster for native arm/android compiling

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  84. Re:I wonder what a beowulf cluster of these would by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Something like the MIT junkyard jumbotron then?
    http://jumbotron.media.mit.edu/

  85. How about Palm phones? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Any ideas for old Palm smart phones? All I've managed so far with my 700p is to use it as a portable alarm clock because the speaker is so loud.

  86. Keep them in the glove compartment by unixhero · · Score: 1

    Put two or three in the glove compartment of your car. Keep them fully charged and with non-expired prepaid sim-cards. You never know when disaster strikes, and YOU need to make a call, out there on the road. All alone, and you forgot your current phone at home or somewhere else. In Norway, this can be the difference between life and death when out driving in blizzards (which we do often).

  87. Radio by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    I use mine for streaming radio, but my battery is still good.

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  88. Contrast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's interesting that in this story there aren't many comments saying how a device released in 2007 isn't actually that old and doesn't need to be replaced. Then a story about a new generation CPU or GPU comes out and there are plenty of comments about how people are still running Pentium 4s (from 2002 or so).

    I don't really have much of a point here. Actually I'm looking for a better job so I can afford the latest toys as well.

  89. Re:I wonder what a beowulf cluster of these would by silentcoder · · Score: 1

    Two years ago I wrote a SIFI story set about 5 years from now in which a geneticist wanting to do a secret study away from work built herself a supercomputer out of old smartphones.

    Granted in the story phones had completely replaced PC's, when not used mobile they had 3-D projectors and laser-scanners to create large 3D displays (with the phone lying flat on the table) and a full-sized projected keyboard as well as voice operation where useful.
    Ubuntu's phone-dock idea is effectively the same idea except without the 3D part :P

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  90. Asterisk, for long life by Grokko · · Score: 1

    When my wife and I bought Android phones, we put our two Nokia S60 phones, an E61i and an E66, to work. Both no longer are on cell phone networks, but their SIP capabilities are used to connect to my Asterisk server. As such, they make wonderful cordless phones, with a very long talk time compared to most consumer phones. I believe the iPhone can do the same thing.

  91. webcam by queBurro · · Score: 1

    use my old android phone as a wireless webcam

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    sag
  92. Re:Burn them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Just fuck off and die, ok? He's looking for ideas. There is nothing wrong with that. There is something wrong with being a misanthropic trolling pile of turd though, which you are doing a stellar job of.

  93. PirateBox by Mister+Fright · · Score: 1
  94. Re:Not for iPhone, but I use old phone as a naviga by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Agreed. Nokia 5800 for GPS track logging while out walking or mountain biking. 18 hours runtime with the GPS on. No other Smartphone OS comes close to this battery life.

  95. Baby Monitor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They're really useful as high quality Skype based baby monitors.

  96. Re:I wonder what a beowulf cluster of these would by exploder · · Score: 1

    I think bandwidth is a problem for one computer driving a shitload of scavenged LCD's, but in this case each screen comes with its own computer. All you have to do is tell each one where it is in the big picture, so it renders its own little window simultaneously with all the others.

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  97. Consider helping the visually impaired by miguelfrommars · · Score: 1

    I'm in a Lions club and dabble in IT for the visually impaired.

    If you want your smart phone to make a difference in the world, put some apps on the phone, connect to a TV, set it up and help a visually impaired child or adult who struggles to read their mail or a book. Best of all, it's free. Visually impaired people are the most financially strapped people you will meet.

    A smart phone with a camera that can be attached to a television works much better than magnifying glasses. Besides zooming in and out, smart phones have accessibility options that can change contrast, colors, and other useful functions that work very well for the visually impaired.

    Without cell or wireless you can sometimes manually install apps that are helpful. Unfortunately some apps I really like will not function without service.

    My experience is droid (hdmi capable). Not sure about discarded iPhones but somebody else probably has experience with that.

    You can do this in any community, anywhere in the world. You are guaranteed an endless supply of old smart phones and a lot of appreciative people.

  98. They don't need a plan by opentunings · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Lots of organizations donate old cell phones to the underprivileged. The point is that the telcos are required to accept calls from cellphones dialing 911, regardless of whether they have a plan or not. As long as the old cell phone has a charge and a signal, it provides security to folks who might have (say) a problem with spousal abuse, or...

    1. Re:They don't need a plan by racermd · · Score: 3, Informative

      Why isn't this comment modded up more?

      Plenty of charities will accept phones for exactly this reason. They can refurbish old phones well enough so they'll keep a charge and be able to dial 911 for emergencies. Even if your phone has a single fatal flaw, they can re-use parts of it to get other, identical models working.

      If the phone currently works (even if you have to use the charger to get it to power up), just remember to scrub your data before you send it in. Many smartphones have this ability as a built-in feature so the phone appears to be "factory fresh" from a software and data perspective.

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      My sources are unreliable, but their information is fascinating. -- Ashleigh Brilliant
    2. Re:They don't need a plan by nbritton · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Spousal abuse, you mean when your spouse calls the police to abuse you? Maybe we should designate a new number, say 811, for marital emergencies. Then when a spouse calls it, the counselor can tell the other spouse to run away and never look back. I think this service would be a better use of our tax dollars. In fact, maybe a surcharge should be collected with a marriage license to finance a national marital emergencies services system, MESS for short... 1-800-AHH-MESS.

  99. Does it have HDMI out? by Beowulf_Boy · · Score: 1

    Some smartphones that are coming off of 2 year contract have mini-HDMI ports on them. I just sold a DroidX that did.
    If so, install the XBMC apk, and use it as a home theatre PC!

    You can use a bluetooth keyboard and mouse and have the perfect home theatre experience.

  100. for children by hunter44102 · · Score: 1

    Install a bunch of learning apps for toddlers / children. They love the touch interface games

  101. XBMC Remote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I use my Nook Color running CyanogenMod as an XBMC remote. Also my wife's & my current droid have the app on them. So when we crash on the couch to watch some shows or movies you cant beat the setup.

    If you are one of those people who want to control their media, not the other way around.. then this is a great use for an old droid w/ wifi capabilities.

    See if you can mod your device.

    NAVI-X should be added to XMBC

  102. Re:I wonder what a beowulf cluster of these would by ilsaloving · · Score: 1

    Thats fantastic! Thanks for the link.

  103. Hi-jack! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OK, great question, but I have a slight variation here... I have a Galaxy S - brilliant phone, still has a decent battery, but my LCD has cracked and I just get a black screen. It still turns on & off (menu keys at the bottom light up, react to my touch). I haven't tried plugging it into my TV, but I'm assuming it'll work. Will the Android OS be of any use as a media server, controlled remotely? Any other more useful ROMs anyone can suggest (I've rooted it already)?

  104. Re:Burn them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    how does it count more? Its all just doing stuff.

  105. Re:I wonder what a beowulf cluster of these would by Miamicanes · · Score: 2

    If you're doing it with non-realtime content as a form of public performance art of finite duration, it's fairly straightforward: stream it slowly in advance, with each phone buffering its individual pixel value for each frame along with a timecode, then use the network to just transmit the clock & timecodes and have the phones step through their pre-buffered values on schedule.

    It's kind of like an orchestra with a director -- unless they're all spontaneously improvising jazz, they have sheet music in front of them that was given to them (and well-practiced) long before the actual performance. The director isn't communicating the note and duration to each individual musician in realtime -- he's just conveying timing info to keep them all in sync.

  106. Pirate Box by morgauxo · · Score: 1

    Wow, I'm actually shocked at all the snarky non-answers. At least for a question as geeky as this I expected better, I guess Slashdot really has gone downhill.

    You could build a Pirate Box! I did that w/ my old Android.

    One other tip... Ask this on Hack A Day, not Slashdot!!

  107. LR1? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, what the heck is an LR1?

  108. Re:Not for iPhone, but I use old phone as a naviga by MonsterTrimble · · Score: 1

    That's an insanely good idea. Thanks!

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  109. Automotive uses by kimvette · · Score: 1

    Please excuse the crappy house "music" in some of the below videos. It's not my fault idiots on youtube don't know good music. ;)

    For Android phones and smaller tablets:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9H54r6AUNA
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTDd5BrKL4k
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q65f84mjN_8
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhPtHkAkIFU

    For iPhone:

    http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/dashcommand-obd-ii-gauge-dashboards/id321293183?mt=8
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOtcg5lg6_k

    (and of course, TomTom GPS on a windshield mount is another excellent use)

    for iPad:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiKNLBD2tmA
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WB53-6SWEOk

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  110. sell it, or give it away by drwho · · Score: 1

    seriously, there are plenty of people that don't have iphones. Some of them even want them. So, give it away. If you had bought an android phone, i'd say r00t it and make some cool device out of it, or perhaps a wifi home security cam, or something similar.

  111. Break a record! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://mobile.slashdot.org/story/12/08/20/0216225/finland-hosts-mobile-phone-throwing-championships

  112. Re:Burn them by Thugthrasher · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I am amused that you say "laptops with much larger screen, keyboard and USB ports are far more cost effective" than using an old Android phone. If he doesn't have said laptop and DOES have said android phone...how exactly is it more cost effective to throw away the phone and buy a laptop?

  113. Re:I wonder what a beowulf cluster of these would by AragornSonOfArathorn · · Score: 1

    Something like the MIT junkyard jumbotron then?
    http://jumbotron.media.mit.edu/

    Damn, my mod points just expired. +11, Awesome. I've got a bunch of tablets and old laptops. I definitely need to try this.

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  114. Re:I wonder what a beowulf cluster of these would by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With multicast, this probably wouldn't be an issue. It's not like you'd really need the phone to reply.

  115. internet radio by morisja · · Score: 1

    buy dock, install tune in radio, convenient cheap internet radio

  116. guitar by Bobke · · Score: 1

    I've always wondered, could you attach 2 smartphones on either side of say, a stick, in order to create a guitarlike instrument.

  117. Home Audio PC. by metrometro · · Score: 1

    Plug it into the wall, get a couple cheap bluetooth receivers or just a wired audio switcher. Add some midrange Logitech powered 2.1 speakers and you have yourself the poor man's version of a $2000 Sonos setup.

  118. Re:I wonder what a beowulf cluster of these would by operagost · · Score: 1

    In Soviet Russia, old iPhones make a Beowulf cluster of YOU and Natalie Portman! With hot grits down your pants.

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  119. Sell them or pass them down by pubwvj · · Score: 1

    Wipe the memory.
    Update it to the latest iOS.
    Pass on to someone who will appreciate it.
    Either in the family, a friend or sell it on eBay.

    A short battery life may still be plenty of time. Short is generally a day or half a day which is enough to still be able to enjoy it. If you want more battery life then it is only about $50 to $100 to upgrade the battery with a new one. Less if you do it yourself.

  120. MP3 storage device by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My car has an interface for an iPod/iPhone in the glove box, so my G1 iPhone is now a dedicated MP3 storage device.

    It gets charged through the cars battery, so the only time I take it out of the car is once a month or so to pull songs out of the rotation.

  121. May I have it, please? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't need a cellphone, but I do need a PDA.
    I used to have a Palm Tungsten 3 until it died. I have serious organizational issues, and having a to-do list with multiple alarms, programmable repeats (daily, weekly, every 17 days, etc.), as well as countdown timers, made my life significantly better.
    Now, no one makes PDAs because 'everybody' has smartphones. I need a smartphone that I don't use as a phone, I guess.

  122. Kid silencer by wezelboy · · Score: 1

    I gave my kid a 1st gen iPhone with no cell service. Installed a few games. Now I hardly hear from him. The great thing is the battery can't hold as much of a charge so his playing time is somewhat limited.

  123. give it away by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why not give it away or sell it for cheap? Not everyone can afford one and one could maksome kid real happy

  124. Re:Opera Mini was NOT a decent browser by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Opera Mobile is far superior to the browser on the iPhone. In fact, it's better than any mobile browser.

  125. Upgrade FW for iPhone 2G/3G by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.whited00r.com/

  126. Skype phone by VeryVito · · Score: 1

    I have an old Android phone that I use exclusively as a Skype phone. By loading Skype on startup, it becomes a full-featured phone -- especially when combined with a Skype To Go number. This just stays at home, and basically just takes the place of a land-line/office phone.

  127. Car Locator by jmichaelg · · Score: 2

    If it's worth the $25 a month to you, you can buy a data only plan from Simply Mobile, plug the phone into your 12v line and hide the phone in your car. If your car gets stolen, you'll be able to locate it. That all assumes of course that the phone has GPS.

  128. Have some fun with it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I stripped apart one of my older FIDO phones with the extendable antenna and turned it into a glove phone with the help of an old ski glove. I wired the speaker and the antenna into the thumb and the microphone into the pinkie and put the display and keypad on the back of the glove. It looked very inspector gadget style. I bought a cheap SIM with $20 on it and had people taking a double take all day while I talked with my hand.

  129. Nuke It. It's The Only Way to Be Sure. by sudonim2 · · Score: 1

    Get an old microwave from a thrift store or pawn shop. Stick your smartphone in it. Turn it on high for at least three minutes. There'll be nothing left on the phone to be stolen. Then just recycle it and the microwave you probably killed as well.

  130. Target Practice by inerlogic · · Score: 1

    i take my old smart phones and hard drives to my gun club and shoot the shit out of them.....

  131. TV or not TV by davidwr · · Score: 2

    When the GP said "Intelligent people don't even HAVE a TV" I think it's fair to say "If intelligent people have a TV, they just use it as a monitor, they don't watch 'TV programming'" on it.

    If you don't count PBS, and the occasional cable or satellite channel that is worth watching, then there's not much "TV" to watch.

    I don't count NetFlix, DVDs, and the like as "TV" since they don't require any kind of "TV tuner."

    In the late '70s I knew a family who didn't have TV for religious reasons. But to be fair, without cable they would only had 3 channels - the local ABC, NBC, and CBS affiliates Cable-tv only brought in another 8 or 9 TV stations from cities within about 100 miles.

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  132. If you can cluster Apple II's, why not iPhones? by davidwr · · Score: 1
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  133. Re:Burn them by pnutjam · · Score: 1

    with the added bonus of it having wifi ability to connect to the net if required.
    and a camera...?

  134. X-10 automation control pads by rwa2 · · Score: 1

    Don't know if anyone still does the x-10 thing anymore... but if you aleady have a server set up to turn lights and appliances on and off in your home, you could mount the old phones in various places around the house to act as control pads to a web-based front-end.

    But really, what I would do is just use them to entertain the children. Put in a cheap microSD card filled with content, such as:

    • WikiDroid + the 2GB - 6GB offline wikipedia dump, so you don't even need the data plan
    • Amazon Kindle or one of the free ebook readers loaded with the public domain books. The US Army Survival Guide is also kinda neat.
    • Random youtube videos downloaded with TubeMate (from the Amazon AppStore)
  135. Um... by Type44Q · · Score: 1
    "Old" smartphone?! >looks down at his aging Nokia 1600 (only 6 years old but looking more like 10...)

    Nope, I can safely say that I haven't read a slashdot headline (or any headline for that matter) that made me feel old... until now.

  136. Re:Opera Mini was NOT a decent browser by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Look at the iFanboi accusing someone else of "doting" on a phone.

  137. Re:Opera Mini was NOT a decent browser by SkimTony · · Score: 1

    No, it's not. Opera Mobile is next to useless. It may be a marginal improvement over the bundled browser in Symbian, but it's much, much worse than every single version of mobile Safari or Chrome (on iOS/Android respectively). I say this having used it on a Nokia N8 and a Nokia C6-01; it's faster to enable the hotspot software and take out my iPod Touch to use Safari than it is to use Opera Mobile on my Nokia.

  138. Use the phone as a vehicle GPS tracking device by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have used some old Android phones as vehicle GPS tracking devices. The project is described here: http://www.poolhem.se/gps-tracker/

  139. iTunes Remote by kwishot · · Score: 1

    I have an old laptop with a large external hard drive, running iTunes, hooked into my home audio setup. The laptop itself is tucked away out of view but always left on with iTunes up.

    My iPhone 3G is a dedicated iTunes remote. If I have guests over (or even if it's just me), I pick up the remote and pick a song, change the song, adjust the volume.

  140. Robotics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Integrated controller for a robot? There used to be many DIY kits for small bots that required notebook computers. Downside would be you would have to write your own software.

  141. Re:Burn them by Genda · · Score: 1

    Actually, this is not a half bad idea if you scrape the "Assholy" off it. If you could get your hands on some LOX, and a wee bit of kerosene to get things started, this could be a very exciting barbeque! Analogous to the "Does is blend" series you could do "Does it vaporize!". That would have to be good for a couple million Youtube hits and an all expenses paid vacation to the Mediterranean.

  142. Skeet Shooting by Reziac · · Score: 1

    Pull!!

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  143. Mom by DRACO- · · Score: 1

    Mom does not have a smart phone and prefers not to have one. But she does need a smart phone at work (a farm and feed store) at least connected to wifi to scan QR codes on coupons sent to customers by Purina. She is the only cashier that does not have a smartphone. I'm planning on sending her my old android phone now that I saw a note that google goggles can now use phones with non-autofocus cameras. If that doesnt work, I might give up my ipod. I have just too lazy to move all my podcasts to my android phone.

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  144. Re:I wonder what a beowulf cluster of these would by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Be Chinese: use them ALL to build an uninhabitable building then claim you are a contemporary iconoclast artist bent on modernity and technological advance integrated into cotidianeity.

  145. Re:I wonder what a beowulf cluster of these would by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey! I already placed a signed comment: build a computer a day EACH. Internetwork them as drones. Solve easy problems like calculating all proteins in the nose (for home grown OTC facials), or forecasting who will be the next Justin Bieber lookalike. Teraprocessor. You should be able to search for it in these comments. ;)

  146. Grandkids!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After beating off my grandkids for the better part of 2 yrs, gonna wipe it and reload all those cool games, and let them have at it.

  147. Re:Not for iPhone, but I use old phone as a naviga by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I dash mount my old Nexus One and use it as a GPS using both Google Maps and Waze. I just wifi tether it to my newer phone. Takes 18 seconds to setup and serves me great for hours at a time. Works great for keeping my primary phone available for calling/email/texting/all the stuff that makes people cringe. Google Maps is even getting better about caching offline, so the setup still works fine when I drive to areas without cell service. Makes for an excellent setup.

  148. The origianl iphone makes a great alarm clock! by pavelthesecond · · Score: 1

    I use my iPhone (first generation) as an alarm clock next to my bed. If you put it into airplane mode and turn off the wifi, the battery actually lasts a couple of weeks! Plus I use it when traveling in places where my current phone doesn't work (it's frequency isn't supported in some countries).

  149. Re:I wonder what a beowulf cluster of these would by Pieroxy · · Score: 1

    Great link. Made my day ;-)

  150. Re:I wonder what a beowulf cluster of these would by DarwinSurvivor · · Score: 1

    Why would you use multicast in a system where each receiver needs different data?!?