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Want to Change the Slashdot Logo? For 1 Day in October, You Can

The Slashdot logo has been around for a long time now; the truth is, we're rather fond of it, and have only rarely introduced substantial changes. But for the month of October, as a way of celebrating the site's 15 years of delivering News for Nerds, we invite you to help us temporarily change it. If you have an idea of what the Slashdot logo should look like for one day in October, this is your chance to see it on the page. Starting September 15th, we'll be accepting entries, and sending limited edition anniversary T-shirts to the artists we pick to show off on the page throughout the month. (And a Nexus 7 tablet to the artist who ranks best in show.) Click through for information on what we're looking for, how to enter, and the long list of rules that the legal department has provided for your reading pleasure; we look forward to seeing and sharing your ideas.

128 comments

  1. OMG Ponies by magarity · · Score: 5, Funny

    What else is there?
     
    I'm still bitter that the constant Firefox updates broke the add-in that made that layout permanent.

    1. Re:OMG Ponies by Jeng · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Since it is such a part of the history of /. I propose that we use the ASCII version of Goatse.

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    2. Re:OMG Ponies by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

      Since it is such a part of the history of /. I propose that we use the ASCII version of Goatse.

      The logo is a picture, so why stick to the ASCII version? Just use the current slashdot logo, but instead of the letter o, have you-know-what. At that small size, it wouldn't even be obscene...

      They even hinted at such idea, see very last item of "brainstorm" list:

      full moons and other events tied to certain days

      But then the first condition says:

      Every entry should be your own original work

    3. Re:OMG Ponies by sarysa · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'd like to point out that Slashdot was 5 years ahead of the brony craze. The new logo needs to have, if not Rainbow Dash, maybe the pony that goes "you're gonna LOVE ME!!!!!" (seems to fit at least couple regulars well)

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    4. Re:OMG Ponies by Daetrin · · Score: 1

      I'm seriously disappointed that i just found out about that add-on now, after it's already been broken.

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    5. Re:OMG Ponies by nmb3000 · · Score: 1

      OMG Ponies was my first thought as well. I'd imagine it wouldn't be hard to get enough vote to win either, given how popular the AF joke was back in 2006.

      After all, Slashdot did ponies before they were cool :)

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    6. Re:OMG Ponies by Mr.+Kinky · · Score: 1

      But then the first condition says:

      Every entry should be your own original work

      I don't understand. How is this a problem? ;-)

    7. Re:OMG Ponies by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      Pestilence Pony?

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    8. Re:OMG Ponies by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

      Well, unless you are the goat man (tm) himself, or the photographer who snapped that infamous pic, this would be somebody else's work...

    9. Re:OMG Ponies by BenoitRen · · Score: 1

      Changing Slashdot's lay-out is as simple as a custom stylesheet.

    10. Re:OMG Ponies by fm6 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and the Trail of Tears is an important part of U.S. history, but I don't seem anybody proposing a dead Indian as national symbol.

    11. Re:OMG Ponies by Jeng · · Score: 1

      Is the Trail of Tears mentioned every time there is a discussion on the U.S. History website?

      If so then perhaps it should be part of that websites icon.

      Your argument was not worth the time you spent to type it.

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    12. Re:OMG Ponies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, and the Trail of Tears is an important part of U.S. history, but I don't seem anybody proposing a dead Indian as national symbol.

      It would be a very honest choice as a symbol, though.

    13. Re:OMG Ponies by Hadlock · · Score: 1

      My vote would be for a bunch of tacos. And a millitary commander of sorts. A tribute to CmdrTaco, the founder of the site. We miss you, Rob!

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    14. Re:OMG Ponies by fm6 · · Score: 1

      Jeez, what weird little button did I push in your resentful little brain?

    15. Re:OMG Ponies by stretch0611 · · Score: 1

      How about " \ . " to profess our love of windows. Of course if we can round up a few million bucks, maybe we can get a corporate designer to come up with something as exciting as 4 colored squares in a square pattern.

      (FYI, the new windows logo reminds me of the millions AT&T spent when spinning off Lucent to come up with the "coffee stain" logo that was ridiculed by most including a Dilbert strip.)

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    16. Re:OMG Ponies by isorox · · Score: 1

      Since it is such a part of the history of /. I propose that we use the ASCII version of Goatse.

      The logo is a picture, so why stick to the ASCII version? Just use the current slashdot logo, but instead of the letter o, have you-know-what. At that small size, it wouldn't even be obscene...

      They even hinted at such idea, see very last item of "brainstorm" list:

      Hey, if it's good enough for the olympics

    17. Re:OMG Ponies by Jeng · · Score: 1
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    18. Re:OMG Ponies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      =O=

    19. Re:OMG Ponies by antdude · · Score: 1

      How about making the whole web site in ASCII format? ;)

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    20. Re:OMG Ponies by mcgrew · · Score: 2

      You didn't get the pun in his name? Hint: The taco is pink.

    21. Re:OMG Ponies by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Love of Windows??? I think you're on the wrong site, buddy. Any nerd who has used both MS products and almost anybody else's hates MS's apps and OSes.

      Why in the hell would you love an OS that has nothing going for it except shiny? Windows is NOT a nerd OS; Windows is your grandma's OS and the jock down the street's OS. Nerd gamers put up with it because they have to. Nerds who aren't gamers almost universally hate it.

      Sorry to break it to you, but if the only OS you're familiar with is Windows, you're probably not a nerd.

    22. Re:OMG Ponies by stretch0611 · · Score: 1

      On a website like slashdot, it surprises me that my earlier comment was not immediately recognized as sarcasm.

      As you mentioned, professing a love of windows on Slashdot is not a normal reaction. Anyone on this site doing so is either trolling or trying to provide comic relief. Seeing how I logged in instead of posting as an AC, believe me that the latter is true.

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    23. Re:OMG Ponies by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      it surprises me that my earlier comment was not immediately recognized as sarcasm.

      You forgot the <Bazinga!> tag...

    24. Re:OMG Ponies by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 1

      What do you mean small? It might overwhelm the rest of the word.

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    25. Re:OMG Ponies by baegucb · · Score: 1

      I've lost track over the past 40 years or so, all the OS's I've used. Sort of like programming languages. Windows popularized home PCs. Didit/does it suck for security? Yes. Every OS has holes though, even if it is social engineering (as you know). Hate Windows? Nope., preferred Desqview when Windows 3 came out. Hate MS? A bit. MS business practices? Absolutely hate. And I have friends who work there (and others at RH)

      Anyways, I vote for a pink unicorn with a rainbow out it's butt for a logo, sorta a Linux on the desktop theme. :)

  2. I suggest the "new" logo by Eightbitgnosis · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Be the same old logo

    1. Re:I suggest the "new" logo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think there should be a contest to add a "see edits" kind of version control on the summaries and cleaning up the javascript in the article submission.

    2. Re:I suggest the "new" logo by Joce640k · · Score: 4, Funny

      We could use Comic Sans instead of that ugly old font.

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    3. Re:I suggest the "new" logo by ColdWetDog · · Score: 3, Funny

      Wait. I thought that was Comic Sans.

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    4. Re:I suggest the "new" logo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jesus Christ. Attempted humour or not, that suggestion is worse than rape-rape :(
      May you forever be haunted by Assange.

    5. Re:I suggest the "new" logo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Papyrus forever!

    6. Re:I suggest the "new" logo by fm6 · · Score: 1

      In the name of the Holy Command Line, I demand that we switch to Courier!!!!!!

    7. Re:I suggest the "new" logo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would suggest the same.

      In fact so does marketing "science" companies that change logo from time to time are less known than those who stay the same. Pepsi vs Coca-Cola logo is the most famous example, I don't know what the current pepsi logo looks like,

  3. I just read the rules... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    And I don't see anything that would prohibit a Goatse.cx inspired logo. I can see the hands wrapping around the "o" in Slashdot now.

    1. Re:I just read the rules... by RDW · · Score: 5, Insightful

      And I don't see anything that would prohibit a Goatse.cx inspired logo. I can see the hands wrapping around the "o" in Slashdot now.

      This one made the BBC's list of the top 12 alternative Olympics 2012 logos until someone realised. They deleted the link, but not the jpeg:

      http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/43006000/jpg/_43006883_sean_stayte_416.jpg
      http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/06/04/bbc_olympics_cx/

      ("Here is my design for the Olympic logo. It is very simple and so memorable. The hands represent Britain pulling together to reveal the Olympics.")

    2. Re:I just read the rules... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And I don't see anything that would prohibit a Goatse.cx inspired logo.

      Not only that, but they explicitly state the following:

      Animated GIFs are acceptable.

      Oh dear ...

    3. Re:I just read the rules... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean, like Microsoft?

  4. Design consultant by BarryChuckle · · Score: 2

    For a small $500,000 fee, they will make you one by using this http://craplogo.me/

    1. Re:Design consultant by fm6 · · Score: 1

      Huh. That lame little application is just a design firm's way of snarking about The Gap's failed rebranding attempt. If you follow the link to their blog, you discover they know fuck all about web design. They actually allow the reader to choose either of two layouts, both using obsolete fixed-width designs. Kind of undercuts their smug satire of other people's failures.

  5. I already have. by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

    I've already set up a greasemonkey script to replace the logo with one of my choosing. OK, I haven't really, but for anybody who really cared to do this, it would be a simple task. Why would you want to change the logo? What is the purpose of this?

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    1. Re:I already have. by Jeng · · Score: 1

      What is the purpose of this?

      I think they are throwing shit at the walls and seeing what gets them more page views.

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    2. Re:I already have. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Google's doing it! Also, unrelated to that, Slashdot will be introducing Slashmail, Slashdot Maps/Places, Slashdot+ and other exciting features in the coming months.

    3. Re:I already have. by wiedzmin · · Score: 1

      Google did it.

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    4. Re:I already have. by jones_supa · · Score: 1

      I've already set up a greasemonkey script to replace the logo with one of my choosing. OK, I haven't really, but for anybody who really cared to do this, it would be a simple task. Why would you want to change the logo? What is the purpose of this?

      Uhh...to have a fun competition and celebrate the site's 15th anniversary?

    5. Re:I already have. by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      "I think they are throwing shit at the walls and seeing what gets them more page views."

      You must be new here, Taco patented that technique back in 1999.

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    6. Re:I already have. by Sulphur · · Score: 1

      What is the purpose of this?

      I think they are throwing shit at the walls and seeing what gets them more page views.

      Sounds primative.

    7. Re:I already have. by snowraver1 · · Score: 1

      You forget the audience. Most of the people here have day jobs where the job is to keep stuff working. The old logo works fine, so what's the problem?

      If it aint' broke, don't fix it. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to make another post complaining on how SlashTV is a waste of electrons and how the old /. format was so much better than the current AJAX garbage.. I'd mention SlashBI, but I think that one speaks for itself.

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  6. Cheesy grin by BarryChuckle · · Score: 1

    What about a nice Jimbo Wales banner

  7. Natalie Portman by decipher_saint · · Score: 2

    ...covered in hot grits...

    (rather than Goatse, which is only better in Soviet Russia)

    It's also the missing step 3

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    1. Re:Natalie Portman by ColdWetDog · · Score: 3

      Natalie Portman.

      Covered in, well, nothing.

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    2. Re:Natalie Portman by MonsterTrimble · · Score: 1

      I'm monstertrimble and I approve of this idea.

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    3. Re:Natalie Portman by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Better idea: Custom Natalie Portman logo. Choose from: Covered in hot grits, covered in nothing, covered with another Slashdot member, or covered with you. She'll be available all day for your personalization needs....

      Captcha: kneeled

  8. How about... by MetalliQaZ · · Score: 5, Funny

    How about a logo with Fonzie waterski-jumping over Slashdot while wearing a leather jacket.

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    1. Re:How about... by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      Sorry I misread your post the first time... Now I am picturing the Muppets Fozzie the Bear doing that. But then you have to face the wrath of Disney lawyers.

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    2. Re:How about... by flibbidyfloo · · Score: 1

      Wait, shouldn't it be /. on the skis, jumping over a shark?

    3. Re:How about... by riverat1 · · Score: 2

      How about a shark with a laser jumping over the \.?

    4. Re:How about... by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      _ /._
      =^=

    5. Re:How about... by flibbidyfloo · · Score: 1

      wow. that is awesome! Thanks.

  9. I'm going to re-submit one of the early winners by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    And see if I can get a dupe Slashdot logo through.

    1. Re:I'm going to re-submit one of the early winners by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      And see if I can get a dupe Slashdot logo through.

      //..
           

  10. Logo - #! by kalalau_kane · · Score: 1

    Keep the geezer geeks happy. When you're going to rename the whole Slashdot shebang, what better than sh-bang.

  11. 15 Years ago... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I miss the real Slashdot, too.

    For this "slashdot under new ownership" site however, I propose that the logo be a picture of rotting pig-poop (to match the smell and feel of the place).

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    Game Over.

    1. Re:15 Years ago... by captainpanic · · Score: 2

      Do you miss the old Slashdot, or do you miss that old world when IT was small and nerdy, instead of run by big companies that rule the world?
      I hear you old timers complain often about how /. has changed, but I think it still reports the same type of news. It's just that the world has changed around us.

      Slashdot started when Windows 98 was not even around. When the 2.0 Linux kernel was brand new. And dial up was the main method for connecting to the internet. I guess that old time made for good articles about nerdy computer related issues, but I do not want to go back to that period.

  12. Fingers... by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 2
    From their brainstorm list:

    Binary numbers
    ...

    Digits per se: fingers

    Beware of October 4th!

  13. A Nexus 7 Tablet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Better make sure that thing is Stallman-approved.

  14. Here's the losing entry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    R U /. Slashdoted?

  15. Serious Commentator by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Oh Pleeeezzee let it be purple, sparkly and Pony based! *Squee!* *faints*

    There are not enough ponies on the Internet.!

  16. Seriously. by cornface · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Are there a lot of people out there who have just been chomping at the bit to change the slashdot logo?

    How about fixing some of the horribly out of date and broken website code instead? Just for one day. In October!

    Maybe make a mobile version of the site that is more than barely functional? For one day! In October!

    Shameful.

    1. Re:Seriously. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Logo contest! :guitar: :guitar: :guitar:

      Open sores rulez!!1

    2. Re:Seriously. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, but maintenance has a poor return on investment, and they keep attracting these "nerds" who don't want to buy stuff and talk about how everything is crap.

      In fact if you talk to the people who actually frequent this website you'll find out that no one likes any changes made within the last 10 years.

    3. Re:Seriously. by cornface · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I know. I've been posting here under various accounts for 10+ years.

      It seems like the general slashdot method of operation is to turn accidental success into intentional failure.

      I imagine they will port it to Drupal eventually, but we need a really strong 10/10 book on it first and Packt hasn't released it yet.

    4. Re:Seriously. by sootman · · Score: 1

      Rich text editor for comments? The ability to edit comments for a brief period of time after posting? Better usage of JavaScript? Linking to original sources and not crappy blogs? Quit using question marks in headlines? Fact-check submissions when it's trivial to do so? (Bonus: Fact-check submissions when it's not trivial to do so?*)

      For one day! In October!

      The more I think about it, the more I realize the logo is the last thing that needs changing here.

      * Note: It's almost always trivial.

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    5. Re:Seriously. by Jeng · · Score: 1

      The ability to edit ones comments is always abused. If you fuck up your comment reply to your comment with the correction.

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    6. Re:Seriously. by cornface · · Score: 1

      It is only abused if there is no easy way to quote text you are replying to, or if the edited post doesn't include some indication it was edited.

      Shockingly, those two features exist on basically every other web forum and large blog in existence.

      These problems are long solved.

  17. Fruity restrictions - by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Be careful about using rectangles with rounded corners, though. And any design with elements arranged in a grid

  18. Re:How about I just do MINE OWN dlashdot by LighterShadeOfBlack · · Score: 1

    You've certainly got the absence of copyediting down.

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  19. Why I would never participate by Milharis · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "entrant agrees to allow Sponsor and its designees to use entrant's name, photograph, likeness, statements, biographical information, voice and city and state address for advertising and promotional purposes for this and similar promotions, worldwide, and in perpetuity, in any and all forms of media, now known or hereafter devised without additional compensation, review or approval rights, notification or permission, except where prohibited by law."

    This is why I'm never going to participate to something like that.

    1. Re:Why I would never participate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cowboyneal, is that you?

  20. Got it wrong for 15 years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    /. has annoyed me for years ./ makes much more sense to me

    1. Re:Got it wrong for 15 years by MetalliQaZ · · Score: 3, Informative

      not really. It comes from joking about the pile of strange characters that are part of web URLs:

      h-t-t-p-colon-slash-slash-[x]-dot-org

      Where [x] is the website name. Adding "slashdot" there makes an even bigger mouthful.

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    2. Re:Got it wrong for 15 years by nullchar · · Score: 1

      Isn't the root of news for nerds more exciting than your working directory?

    3. Re:Got it wrong for 15 years by makapuf · · Score: 1

      Yeah ! As suggested before, colondot could use a goatse logo ... Fits well ! ( what wouldn't ?)

  21. I'd rather buy a lottery ticket by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The question is tantamout to:

    Wanna do graphic design work for peanuts?

    I suspect a few graphic design students might take you up on it, and do well. Any pro will just be offended. Any real amateur will probably fail. It'll be fun to submit a penis or something just for grins and giggles.

    This is really lame, even for Slashdot actually. I suggest we "penis bomb" the submissions. Send in doodles of a penis, in whatever fashion you please.

    1. Re:I'd rather buy a lottery ticket by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Send in doodles of a penis, in whatever fashion you please.

      A penis and a scrotum, please (look at the current logo).

    2. Re:I'd rather buy a lottery ticket by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The slash and the dot do perfectly lend themselves to a penis logo.

    3. Re:I'd rather buy a lottery ticket by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The slash and the dot do perfectly lend themselves to a penis logo.

      Maybe your penis. Mine's two ocean buoy spheres and a cannon. I'm the AC that wrote the GP!

    4. Re:I'd rather buy a lottery ticket by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I always find these logo design contests to be in bad taste.

      It seems like a way to get free work (because people don't seem to think that all designers are so passionate about doing their job that they don't expect to get paid for it).

  22. No thanks by Kjella · · Score: 5, Informative

    8. PUBLICITY/GRANT OF RIGHTS Except where prohibited by law, by entering the Contest, as a condition of participating in this Contest, entrant agrees to allow Sponsor and its designees to use entrant's name, photograph, likeness, statements, biographical information, voice and city and state address for advertising and promotional purposes for this and similar promotions, worldwide, and in perpetuity, in any and all forms of media, now known or hereafter devised without additional compensation, review or approval rights, notification or permission, except where prohibited by law.

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  23. Clip Art Don't Fail Me Now! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Volume 1: A-F --- search "ass"
    Volume 2: G-L -- search "hat"

    Fire up GIMP and combine!

  24. New Logo/Name by konman2k4 · · Score: 2

    Let's call it REDDIT.

  25. /. I'm the winner, pay me. j/k by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is a great idea. I love it. Take the mind off all the copyright crap.
    some other ideas... I know they are lame.. so what. /. (text it's what's for breakfast)
    slashdot.com (purposeful misspelling fun .com vs .org)
    A little dot with a bunch of nerds slashing at it with machete's, yet with every slash the dot get's bigger (animated)
    The musician known as Slash, wearing polka-dots. or slash dot's.. /.

  26. How about /* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    or // for C++ people

  27. Ugh. Spec work. by vmxeo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Sorry, but not from me. The powers that run Slashdot probably have good intentions, but more often that not, these design contest are really just cheap ways to get work for nothing (or relatively little). Considering graphic artists are already chronically underappreciated and underpaid by clients, this really isn't fair.

    But hey, don't let me discourage any of you aspiring artists out there ...;)

    Btw: yes, this is a real concern: http://www.no-spec.com/ http://www.aiga.org/position-spec-work/

    CAPTCHA: usable

    1. Re:Ugh. Spec work. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That and whatever you come up with they keep coming back to you for more 'free' work. 'just one more little change if you could help us out'. It is easier to say no up front.

  28. Based on recent stories by kwerle · · Score: 1

    Yeah. Here's my idea:
    <h1 title="We are sorry for the crap we have been posting">We know we need an editor</h1>

  29. Hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about some zombie gerbils with tiny chainsaws for the logo?

  30. Slashdot: Further proving... by Gordo_1 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    they have no idea who their readers are or why they read Slashdot.

    1. Re:Slashdot: Further proving... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, and ...

      as a way of celebrating the site's 15 years of delivering News for Nerds

      ... they purposefully omitted that rather uncool out-of-date "stuff that matters" phrase.

  31. Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From some of the stories here, the new logo should be this: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/9/9f/Apple-logo.svg/125px-Apple-logo.svg.png

  32. Cave Johnson Here! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We at Aperture never _pay_ for science, science pays us! We need you to design us a new logo, and for your work we offer you $5!

    Now hurry along, this crisp Lincoln wont last forever!

  33. No, I don't want to change the fucking Slashdot lo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    go. What kind of retarded nigger would ask such a stupid question?

    I want, however, to get on the front page with a link I submit. But that never happens because you are all morons.

  34. Can we change the tagline too? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As of late, I feel this would be more appropriate:

    "Sensationalist Headlines for Nerds: Stuff that Matters on Occasion"

  35. dot slash, please by Joe+Loughry · · Score: 1

    /. makes no sense as a path. It's been bugging me for fifteen years. Fix it.

    1. Re:dot slash, please by mbadolato · · Score: 2

      It's not a directory path. It's spoken URL hi-jinx. h-t-t-p-colon-slash-slash-slash-dot-dot-org

    2. Re:dot slash, please by kumanopuusan · · Score: 1

      / is the root directory
      . refers to the current directory

      cd /. && pwd

      should output
      /

      Please tell me that you didn't spend 15 years failing to realize that.

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      Use of the words "good", "bad" or "evil" is almost invariably the result of oversimplification.
    3. Re:dot slash, please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      / is the root directory . refers to the current directory

      cd /. && pwd

      should output /

      Please tell me that you didn't spend 15 years failing to realize that.

      Which is true, but would not improve its making of sense if this were the purpose of the "/.". But as commented above, it's about the URL.... not a path.

  36. Goatse.cx Logo starring... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Rob Malda's Anus!

    Also known as: CmdrTacoInspector!

    Sorry, someone had to say it!

    An alternative to the aforementioned:

    CowboyNeal's Bareback Mountain :D

  37. Notalgia by fm6 · · Score: 1

    Amusing to see those old Slashdot headlines. Since I was working at Sun at the time this one is particularly poignant.

  38. Shouldn't.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...it be slashdot on skis jumping over lawyers with frickin lasers attached?!?!

  39. the way i see it this contest by nimbius · · Score: 1

    could have been "change the content on slashdot to 'news for nerds, stuff that matters' for one day"
    or change the logo to $la$hdot(c), and continue tossing in vendor-sponsored articles, thinly veiled advertisement in the form of video reviews, inflammatory political and social baiting to increase click traffic, and bugs into your site code for no other reason but sheer profit-driven nature of the operation.

    another idea is for one day in october, we can all upgrade to Reddit.

    --
    Good people go to bed earlier.
    1. Re:the way i see it this contest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just left Reddit due to the amount of wankery which happens over there. If you disagree with anyone then you'll get downvoted to -9001 and unlike on /. they don't have an AC system.

  40. Here's my entry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    %2F%2E

  41. logo by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

    Plaid. You can never go wrong with a good plaid.

    Here's some 2012 logo design trends I stole from another site with absolutely no attribution whatsoever.

    Twixt – These contain odd little interlinks between points that suggest connectivity.
    Angle bombs – These contain highly angled geometric shapes, oftentimes triangles, and are usually chaotic and without symmetry, like an explosion of sharp pieces from a central explosion.
    Leaf amalgams – Leaves used to build cars, people, other leaves, whatever.
    Copy – These designs use minute words as a graphic component, but the words could never be read. It is texture, not text.
    Penumbra – Think of a halo of layered and colored light circles that are not quite centered on each other.
    Monoliths – Squares or rectangles that are in perspective and that appear to be drifting.

    So take these, hire some artists for, like $75,000, wind up with something so horrible you have no choice but to bury the only copies of the design in a lead casket far underground, and finally just toss up a loose variant of the Starbucks logo with "Slashdot" in Helvetica and the "d" rotated at a 90 degree angle like the M in the Animal Planet logo.

    Keep the new logo up for a week. Quietly revert back to the old one at midnight between Saturday and Sunday. Never speak of it again.

    1. Re:logo by Yvan256 · · Score: 1

      Considering the number of paid-for articles we seem to get around here, renaming the site to "Slashbucks" might not be a bad idea.

  42. Wanna change our logo? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Betteridge's law strikes again...

  43. Want to change Slashdot logo? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    MMm mmm No.

    MMm mmm no.

  44. Here's an idea by Yvan256 · · Score: 1

    A sword on the neck of Dot Matrix. That's your Slash Dot logo right there.

  45. "XKCD DID IT" - slogan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because virtually any post can be described with an XKCD comic.

  46. might as well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Might as well just use the most recent Obama campaign logo, anyone with differing political opinions get modded to basement anyways

  47. Country by Zaiff+Urgulbunger · · Score: 1

    Does is matter what country you're located in? (obviously, I'm eyeing the possibility of winning a tablet or a t-shirt!)

  48. You really want to change Slashdot ? by Taco+Cowboy · · Score: 1

    If you guys are really seriously want to change Slashdot, changing the logo ain't gonna make Slashdot better

    You should start changing the modding system

    Nowadays too many of great comments have been modded all the way down to "-1" just because their opinions do not fall within the "norm" of those who have tons and tons of mod points

    You have to understand that the Slashdot crowd have changed - it ain't the same Slashdot crowd in the beginning, the crowd which tolerated a lot of different views

    The original crowd will argue with you, if they disagree with your post, but will not silence you by modding your comment down to '-1"

    Nowadays the Slashdot crowd we have are much less tolerable. They rather come on line as "AC" and post ridiculous "goatse" comments and then mod down comments that they disagree with

    So, if you are truly seriously want to give Slashdot an overhaul, change the modding system

    Or at least - implement a "tracing" system for who mod whose comments so that you can put a trace and flag out those who have abuse their mod points

    This is what I have to say, for now

    --
    Muchas Gracias, Señor Edward Snowden !
  49. Please design me something for free. by Bongoots · · Score: 1

    Does this remind people of Missy the lost cat? http://www.27bslash6.com/missy.html

    Or asking for a logo to be designed to a certain specification? http://www.27bslash6.com/p2p2.html

    This will most certainly be hilarious.

  50. we like the simple version /. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I like the logo "/."

    keep it simple stupid.

    www.mountaincomputers.org

  51. New Logo by CompassHealthSystems · · Score: 1

    Here ya go //: you are welcome www.compasshealthsystems.biz