Slashdot Mirror


Scientists Themselves Play Large Role In Bad Reporting

Hugh Pickens writes "A lot of science reporting is sensationalized nonsense, but are journalists, as a whole, really that bad at their jobs? Christie Wilcox reports that a team of French scientists have examined the language used in press releases for medical studies and found it was the scientists and their press offices that were largely to blame. As expected, they found that the media's portrayal of results was often sensationalistic. More than half of the news items they examined contained spin. But, while the researchers found a lot of over-reporting, they concluded that most of it was 'probably related to the presence of ''spin'' in conclusions of the scientific article's abstract.' It turns out that 47% of the press releases contained spin. Even more importantly, of the studies they examined, 40% of the study abstracts or conclusions did, too. When the study itself didn't contain spin to begin with, only 17% of the news items were sensationalistic, and of those, 3/4 got their hype from the press release. 'In the journal articles themselves, they found that authors spun their own results a variety of ways,' writes Wilcox. 'Most didn't acknowledge that their results were not significant or chose to focus on smaller, significant findings instead of overall non-significant ones in their abstracts and conclusions, though some contained outright inappropriate interpretations of their data.'"

74 of 114 comments (clear)

  1. Well, of course my abstract contained spin! by RevWaldo · · Score: 5, Funny

    The article was on quantum mechanics fer chrissakes!

    .

    1. Re:Well, of course my abstract contained spin! by Livius · · Score: 1

      Let's face it, even the scientists don't know what quantum spin is all about.

    2. Re:Well, of course my abstract contained spin! by hweimer · · Score: 1

      That's nothing, my most recent paper has spin right in the title!

      --
      OS Reviews: Free and Open Source Software
    3. Re:Well, of course my abstract contained spin! by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      I found that short abstract interesting, but reading it I think I know one reason why science reporting sucks -- most reporters can't read at that level. Hell, most reporters would have trouble with the average Wikipedia post about any facet of science, let alone a PhD level paper.

    4. Re:Well, of course my abstract contained spin! by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      The ones who know maths do, but they can't describe it to the ones who don't in any other way.

      --
      And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
    5. Re:Well, of course my abstract contained spin! by Bowling+Moses · · Score: 1

      "Let's face it, even the scientists don't know what quantum spin is all about."

      MRI scans couldn't exist without a thorough understanding of what quantum spin states are. Ditto for NMR spectroscopy.

  2. A solution might be ignoring abstracts by Karmashock · · Score: 1

    Just make it standard for science reporters or editors for the science section to ignore the abstract entirely.

    --
    I've decided to stop wasting my time responding to AC trolls/sockpuppets... so if you want a response from me... login.
    1. Re:A solution might be ignoring abstracts by EvolutionInAction · · Score: 1

      But then they would have to read the paper itself! Good idea.

    2. Re:A solution might be ignoring abstracts by oh_my_080980980 · · Score: 1

      Read much? It's the press release not the abstract genius.

      And the problem is the reporter not the scientist. I have read countless news article headings that had little to do with what the article reported, and then even less that what the actual research paper stated. News is about getting eye balls, either through subscriptions for papers or ratings for news shows.

      Researchers do not need to gin up their research to gain funding. The agencies that provide funding are run by actual researchers that understand the research not your average moron.

    3. Re:A solution might be ignoring abstracts by Karmashock · · Score: 1

      First, fu for being a dick... no really... drink molten glass.

      Second, researchers don't need to exaggerate? Then why do they... frequently?

      This has been an ongoing and system wide issue in the halls of science.

      Do journalists exaggerate as well? Oh god yes... more often then not frankly. But it's less acceptable for scientists to do it. And in any case, my only suggestion was that the abstract was ignored and have it be uncitable as a source. So the paper proper can be cited. But the abstract cannot be cited. Do that, and maybe the journalists will be forced to actually read the study in the first place which might lead to more nuanced reporting. We can only hope.

      --
      I've decided to stop wasting my time responding to AC trolls/sockpuppets... so if you want a response from me... login.
    4. Re:A solution might be ignoring abstracts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The thing I don't get, and maybe it is field specific, is every time I come across some story that seems to defy the laws of physics or includes some blatant claim that makes the work sound like an instant Nobel prize or makes it sound like the work originated what is actually a whole, established field or work, I look up the abstract and see none of those claims are there. This doesn't seem like a memory bias thing for me, as I can't think of any counter examples, although there is probably a bias in which stories I bother to dig out the paper for. I think just reading the abstract instead of repeating what other PR pieces say would go a long ways. Abstracts tend to be pretty short and to the point, there isn't much room for aggrandizing and connecting the research to other fields and implications. Maybe the introduction of the actual paper does that to some degree, although a lot of the time that is just there to make it relevant to the particular journal. Beyond details of the experimental process, the only time I found claims to run counter to the paper are when people on places like Slashdot start complaining about correlation ~= causation or missed factors, when the authors addressed such things explicitly in the discussion at the end.

    5. Re:A solution might be ignoring abstracts by Bryansix · · Score: 1

      Considering most journalists just reword releases from AP or Reuters, I think getting them to read a 150 to 800 page scientific report is basically hopeless.

  3. This just in...media reports exciting news. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Whereas the mundane gets nothing. For every person murdered, or in a car accident, there are thousands in the area who had a humdrum day. For every house that burns down, thousands don't.

    People who hear about these bad things and think the world is going to heck, are forgetting that nobody cares to hear about nothing happening.

  4. Attention whoring for funding by Rogerborg · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Fund science like you fund business, and it becomes an exercise in marketing and hot topic buzzwords.

    OK, it might take more energy to make a solar panel than we'll ever get back from it, but look at the economies of scale that we're leveraging!

    --
    If you were blocking sigs, you wouldn't have to read this.
    1. Re:Attention whoring for funding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      As someone who is a Ph.D. student and research assistant, "whoring for funding" is pretty much SOP. It's pathetic and I hate it.

    2. Re:Attention whoring for funding by jellomizer · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Business when done properly will have a profitable result.
      Science when done properly will have either a positive or negative result.

      The scientific process for the Facebook Generation...
      I have this crazy idea.
      How to measure if my crazy idea works.
      Lets run tests that measure my crazy idea.
      Does the tests match my expected results?
      If (Not even close) { Your idea was really crazy, try an other one }
      If (close) { Your idea may have some backing but will need to be tweaked }
      if (spot on) { These results may be a fluke, try again and by different people, preferably by people who think your idea is insane }

      Science is about being open to everything, only to find ways to shoot the bad idea out.

      --
      If something is so important that you feel the need to post it on the internet... It probably isn't that important.
    3. Re:Attention whoring for funding by oh_my_080980980 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Chose another profession. As someone who was a graduate research assistant, we all knew grant writing was part of the job. You want to keep doing research then you need to apply for grants.

    4. Re:Attention whoring for funding by jerpyro · · Score: 1

      I did choose another profession. Do I still burn for physics research and progress? Yes. Did I consider myself above the petty politics that are involved with getting funding? Yes. Did ANY of my classmates that originally set out to do research in Physics end up doing that? No. A couple of patent lawyers, a couple of quantitative analysts, a few went engineering, and some went in to IT, but with the politicking at the labs and the sensationalized self-promotion that you have to do, it feels like being a used car salesman to justify your job.

      We wonder why America is starting to fall behind other countries in the Sciences, and it's not just that we can't get younger kids interested, it's that it SUCKS when you get there, so we have nobody out there promoting how awesome it is.

    5. Re:Attention whoring for funding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      My advisor is Chinese and has a job in China in addition to his one here. He knows scientists in virtually every country where there is science. Just last week, he said that he believes the (research/science) system in the US is the best in the world and that's why people want to come here. I take his statement very much to heart: I was convinced it was only a matter of time before he left his job in the US entirely and returned to China. What he said makes it very clear he will not do that.

      So, things here might be pretty bad, but they're better here than they are in other countries, at least according to my advisor.

    6. Re:Attention whoring for funding by TapeCutter · · Score: 2

      I'm not an international researcher but I'd agree that the US is high on the list of "research friendly nations", the science the US actually does is quite a contrast to the popular culture it projects, not to mention infinitely more valuable to the rest of the world.

      --
      And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
    7. Re:Attention whoring for funding by cheesecake23 · · Score: 4, Informative

      OK, it might take more energy to make a solar panel than we'll ever get back from it, but ...

      Will you JUST FUCKING STOP spreading this lie? The energy payback time for photovoltaic modules according to most studies is between 1-4 years, depending on the material and manufacturing process used. Their technical lifetime is 25 years or more.

      (I know I'm late to the party and hardly anyone will read this, but this is for the three of you who will.)

  5. In other news... by Comboman · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So basically, most reporters just regurgitate press releases rather than doing any of that actual journalism stuff. That's not unique to science/medical reporting. It happens in political reporting, business reporting, hell even sports reporting. The bad science reporting is just more obvious because it's easier to debunk.

    --
    Support Right To Repair Legislation.
    1. Re:In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The bad science reporting is just more obvious because it's the local hobby.

      All bad reporting is easy to debunk by anyone who takes a little time to get mildly familiar with the subjects. You notice bad science reporting because it is your hobby. I know that I do not notice bad sports reporting because I pay less attention to sports than I do to a youtube video of a lava lamp.

    2. Re:In other news... by erichill · · Score: 1

      I've seen many Slashdot posts that are copy/pastes of press releases, so what's new. I follow eurekalert.org, and have been really appalled at times at the low quality of the reporting.

      --
      Credo sim. - I think I am.
  6. And self promoting .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Let's face it, to be successful in one's lifetime in any field requires some sort of self-promotion. I'm sure having a well known name makes it a LOT easier to get funding, tenure, book deals, etc ...

  7. The system selects for CONmen and Shysters by Advocatus+Diaboli · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I remember writing a post about this phenomena about a year ago. The short version of the story is that over the last 30-40 years, universities and research institutes have increasingly recruited "scientist" with strong tendencies towards showmanship, fraud, lying and bullshitting. This change is largely due to changing nature of incentives as well as methods of evaluation and promotion in these institutions. Peer reviewed research and grants are probably the biggest culprit. Here is the link: http://dissention.wordpress.com/2011/02/06/why-all-publicised-breakthroughs-are-lies/

    1. Re:The system selects for CONmen and Shysters by gringer · · Score: 1

      Fraud will not work in peer reviewed work, let alone grant applications - it's too easy to spot

      Fraud, at least in the form of bending the truth, is common in both peer reviewed work and in grant applications (and particularly encouraged in the latter). The reality of funding is that scientists need to be increasingly devious in order to make the funding body believe that their work is more important and deserves to be funded over that other group of scientists who are doing similar work (and engaging in similar deception).

      I have had trouble thinking of an appropriate solution to this. Most research that gets carried out is useful in some way and deserves some funding, but the outcomes are frequently negative for the particular situations that were initially tested. On the other hand, I don't think it's good idea to give $100,000 to every person who wants to look at how long earthworms will survive after being dropped in water.

      --
      Ask me about repetitive DNA
    2. Re:The system selects for CONmen and Shysters by fermion · · Score: 1
      Universities need a number of scientist who can build departments and bring in funding. If you went a major research University you can thank these researchers for the availability of professors who can expound on a subject in more than a superficial form. They bring in the funds that pay the professors, graduate students, equipment and even buildings. If they are an evil, they are a necessary and often benign evil. They are either the first or last author on a paper. These professors are high profile, but are no where near the majority. Other professors, researchers, and post docs do need to bring in funding and write papers, but they can be much more focused on the research and teaching. Despite what most believe, I find that professors are real schools do care about doing a good job teaching. It is just that they are not trained in it, and the students still have middle school mentality in which they foster an adversarial relationship.

      In terms of papers, actual researchers understand there is a context. Papers are published as communication between scientists to exchange processes, use of equipment, and finding. I recall on paper which focused on a particular feature of a particular graph taken with well known equipment. The paper asserted that this feature indicated a particular characterization of a sample. I knew my samples showed the same feature, but did were definitely not characterized as such. Some might say the paper was bad, but it showed an interesting use of equipment, showed indicated that they feature which I often saw was not indicative of a feature, and therefore allowed us to explore the feature more deeply. The media, who is only interested in results not the advancement of science, would have certainly not have anything useful to say on this.

      So it is the medias fault in that it tries to make science about reactionary ultimate findings instead of a slow process intent on acquiring knowledge. Of course given that a large number of people in the world believe that all knowledge is contained in their particular fiction, there is not much the media can do.

      --
      "She's a scientist and a lesbian. She's not going to let it slide." Orphan Black
    3. Re:The system selects for CONmen and Shysters by schrall · · Score: 1

      You obviously never worked inside an academic research department. Just read RetractionWatch to have a daily account of how peer review completely fails to detect fraud and bullshitting most of the time. Plagiarism, image manipulations, data manipulation. Even creation of whole data sets, like in the case of Fujii, a Japanese anesthesiologist who faked data in some 172 papers . Universities indeed recruit scientists that publish lots of research. Such incentives push researchers to fake data in order to get a job - and latter on, to get grants. The whole system is rotten by this idea - more papers means more papers to peer-review, means less time to dedicate to each peer reviewing, means overall decreasing quality.

  8. Solar Cells, Anybody? by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If even 1/10 of the hype about "breakthroughs" in solar cell efficiency were actually to be combined and made real in the marketplace, we'd all be charging the utility companies now instead of the other way around.

    1. Re:Solar Cells, Anybody? by __aaltlg1547 · · Score: 2

      and we'd be getting a 100 Watts per square centimeter.

  9. It's only Natural by happy_place · · Score: 3, Insightful
    There are a number of reasons scientists spin their work.

    1. Science is quite boring. By nature it's supposed to be, objective, logical, and devoid of feelings. But Scientists themselves are not typically boring people, they're humans, and humans are emotional beings.

    2. Scientists aren't communications experts and suck at making dry discipline accessible to the public. Never was this more obvious than when I was in college. How many brilliant researchers really sucked at teaching? Pretty much most of them.

    3. Scientists want to think their work matters, and therefore are inclined to extrapolate applications of their science to the public. When those applications get reported as a sure thing, then an exaggeration is bound to happen.

    4. And of course, Science that can be show to be of great public benefit gets funding. Cha-ching!

    --
    http://www.beanleafpress.com
    1. Re:It's only Natural by jhoegl · · Score: 4, Insightful

      3 and 4 are the main reasons, 1 is subjective and 2 is outright wrong. If 2 were correct they wouldnt know how to spin things in such a way as to hide the results the way they do.
      3 and 4 are the most concerning, as that is what peer review is for and that is where there is failure due to the large volumes of data vs time.
      So, it is abused by those that just want money to do stupid things.

    2. Re:It's only Natural by rtaylor · · Score: 3, Insightful

      5. It's possible that scientists which include spin and get good news coverage receive additional funding the next year. Those who don't may not, and eventually end up an assistant to someone who does spin.

      No idea if the above is true but if our carrot/stick system is setup this way but if it is then spin is guaranteed.

      --
      Rod Taylor
    3. Re:It's only Natural by crazyjj · · Score: 2

      4. And of course, Science that can be show to be of great public benefit gets funding. Cha-ching!

      I would say number 4 should be at the top of the list--in 30pt. font and flashing bright red.

      Science is supposed to be objective, above such matters as grant-whoring and self-promotion. But if such a creature actually exists, I've never met it myself.

      --
      What political party do you join when you don't like Bible-thumpers *or* hippies?
    4. Re:It's only Natural by poity · · Score: 1

      Take evolution for example. I have rarely read or heard of scientists describing evolution in the most mundane but factually correct way -- the genetic change within a species resulting from natural selection*, a process that is merely the dying off of lineages that could not cope with the environmental conditions, or could not compete with other lineages -- except in textbooks. I do, however, remember guest scientists on documentaries and nature magazines wax poetically about a species' epic struggle of survival in a sea of hostility.

      It's like they thought people would be too dumb to understand, so they preemptively dumbed it down, and now we wonder why people are still dumb. It's because YOU -- the only hope they had of being educated -- gave up.

      *Notice also how experts do like to make up grandiose names that illicit the image of a supreme intelligence, like "natural SELECTION" and "the INVISIBLE HAND". That's not helping, either.

      --
      your thin skin doesn't make me a troll
    5. Re:It's only Natural by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      They're talking about paper abstracts. These are (usually) the first thing that the reviewer reads and set their frame of mind for the rest of the paper. A good (meaning interesting, not necessarily accurate) abstract means a higher probability of the paper being accepted. It also means that it is more likely to be cited when people are thinking 'I need to cite a paper about this, but I'm not going to reread them all to work out which one makes the most sense here'. Both having papers accepted and having them cited help academics a lot.

      --
      I am TheRaven on Soylent News
    6. Re:It's only Natural by joe_frisch · · Score: 1

      There is a lot of good science that sounds boring to the public, and more importantly to the funding agencies, so the investigators try to make it sound more exciting.

      An interesting physics question about how a wave function collapses when a measurement is made becomes "quantum teleportation". Using X-ray pulses to saturated a L-shell (M?) transition in Aluminum becomes "transparent aluminum". A new technique for measuring fast chemical reactions on a surface becomes a 'breakthrough for hydrogen power". The list goes on and on.

      This is of course very common in industry. A new "breakthrough microprocessor that introduces a new paradigm in computing", is the previous generation processor done in a smaller process.

      There are a huge number of people working in research, and their collective effort has made the world a completely different place. Since there are so many projects, the impact of any one project is generally so small that it seems uninteresting.
       

    7. Re:It's only Natural by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I suspect that peer review actually encourages exaggeration of importance. After all, the reviewers are in the same field as the study author, and therefore inclined to believe that the niche is larger than it is. In my experience, reviewers have a much more positive response to a study that claims to have profound implications for [x] than to a study that reports findings and interprets them in the context of prior work. Reviewers are also under funding pressure, and the more important their niche is, the more likely funding agencies are to pay attention.

    8. Re:It's only Natural by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      While 4 is a problem, you have to consider the audience the article was written for. If the article is a scientific journal, which is what most scientist are writing articles for, then the spin is readily and easily recognized by other researchers as a kind of forecasting where this research might lead, rather than solid statements about the current work. In this case it may appear to be spin, but the intended audience knows what it is. On the other hand, if the article is one for the general public, then the scientist and any associated press offices have a responsibility to make it clear what is the current status of the work and what is merely optimistic forecasting.

    9. Re:It's only Natural by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      And weighing against the will to cheat is the fact that most scientists are honest people who want to advance our knowledge. You generally don't become a scientist if you are just out to make money by any unethical means possible. If you're okay with lying in order to get fame and fortune, you are probably a lawyer, politician, salesperson, or executive. You might start off honest and then change, of course.

      There's also the fact that few scientists are in a position to lie about their results and not have a colleague, collaborator, or someone else notice.

    10. Re:It's only Natural by scamper_22 · · Score: 1

      yes... must be troll to think scientists are not pure truth seekers.

      If you needed any more proof there is a religion of science... marking the above as troll pretty much seals the deal.

    11. Re:It's only Natural by quantaman · · Score: 1

      Not having read the article one also has to consider that there's likely a selection bias at work.

      Say there are 10 studies for a journalist to choose from, 9 are all very cautious in their interpretation and communication, the remaining one plays up their result as much as possible. Which do you think is going to make the news?

      The problem with science and the news is that its news, stuff we already know isn't news, it's the new and surprising stuff that's news, unfortunately in science the new and surprising stuff is usually new and surprising because it's wrong. Sometimes that's because the study/publication have problems, and sometimes just because it was an aberrant result. I generally feel the best science reporting is reporting that uses a new study as a segue to write about the things we already know in order to put the study in context.

      --
      I stole this Sig
    12. Re:It's only Natural by Tormodular · · Score: 1

      5. (or 6. including rtaylors point): Journal editors and referees frequently don't read past the abstract of submitted articles. Therefore scientists frequently say something attention-grabbing in the abstract simply to induce the editor to read further. I guess they hope that once the editor realizes the abstract distorts the results, they might have found something else in the article that they like.

    13. Re:It's only Natural by daver00 · · Score: 1

      You missed the main point: Scientific research needs to be relevant in order to qualify for funding.

  10. Press Releases? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    To be fair, university press releases are not written by the scientists who did the research, and in my experience the scientist often doesn't even get the chance to proof and correct them. I myself had my 15 minutes of international fame several years ago (the phone literally didn't stop ringing, interview requests from around the world, etc), all on account of a shockingly inaccurate press release from the university about some interesting but not earth-shattering research that I did.

  11. I wonder by wbr1 · · Score: 1

    I wonder if the abstracts contain spin 0, 1, 1/2, 3/2 etc. ? If the don't contain spin, is it a new type of physics?

    --
    Silence is a state of mime.
  12. Re:Scapegoats by khallow · · Score: 1, Insightful

    And those other fields also often have the same sort of collusion between the reporter and the subject. The noteworthy claim in the article is not that scientists are generating spin that journalists exaggerate, but instead that most exaggerations and errors by journalists originate in such spin.

    How that claim became your above "blame the scientist", I'll leave as an exercise for the reader.

  13. Are are journals... by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 4, Funny

    The question is not "are are journals, as a whole, really that bad" ... the question is...

    IS OUR CHILDREN LEARNING YET?!!

    1. Re:Are are journals... by Crudely_Indecent · · Score: 1

      Don't you mean:
      "Are are children learning yet?!!"

      --


      "Lame" - Galaxar
  14. Re:Scapegoats by jellomizer · · Score: 1

    Well I would blame society on a whole.

    But it is important to try to get groups to realize that they are part of the problem.

    Whenever you think you are part of a group that is some how immune to being part of the problem, then you open yourself up to be a bigger part of the problem.

    For example...
    The Catholic Priest Scandal: Priests for generations, heck for thousands of years, have been considered by the public to better people then the rest of us. So claims against them will suffer punishment from the victim as they seem that much better of a person that it couldn't happen.

    Pen State: These figures were so popular and idolized as hero's that they got corrupt because no one was willing to draw the line on them.

    Politics: Well that is too easy. Most recent I know of is the New Jersey mayor. ...

    We as a society want a real life Superman, who has massive power and incorruptible. But that is fiction. It takes a lot of work to keep yourself following your morals, especially as you gain more power in life. Usually the stumbling block is the phrase "I Deserve this" which is either a slip in your diet, or taking a bribe for a Hawaii vacation in turn of not putting an investigation to a companies practices.

    --
    If something is so important that you feel the need to post it on the internet... It probably isn't that important.
  15. From the Study's Abstract by Joe+Torres · · Score: 3, Interesting

    They define spin as: "“spin” (specific reporting strategies, intentional or unintentional, emphasizing the beneficial effect of the experimental treatment)" They also mention: "We considered “spin” as being a focus on statistically significant results ... an interpretation of statistically nonsignificant results for the primary outcomes as showing treatment equivalence or comparable effectiveness; or any inadequate claim of safety or emphasis of the beneficial effect of the treatment." (emphasis added) I understand the last two, but the first point doesn't make any sense at all. You can't really make conclusions (you can, but scientists will not believe it) about statistically insignificant results. "Spin" can be good in some cases (maybe not at all in clinical research): a research group that studies DNA repair might state, "Our findings on the function of the yeast homolog of SLHDT in dsDNA break recognition may represent a novel target for cancer therapeutics." In this case, the research group doesn't study cancer at all and have no business at all (from their results) mentioning it, but this might convince a cancer researcher to consider reading the paper and possibly looking into doing a quick/cheap experiment targeting SLHDT and testing this claim.

  16. Surprising xkcd link by Hognoxious · · Score: 2
    --
    Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
  17. Whew by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I guess scientists are supposed to do all of the work now, are they? They have to do the science, write the papers, market it for their funders, write the articles for the news corporations, AND be the fall-guys when something isn't 100% accurate?

    Whew. I'm glad I didn't remain a researcher.

  18. Parable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    A congressman was touring his district when he came upon a bunch of people in a big field with bows and arrows. They were all firing arrows in all different directions.

    "What are you doing?" asked the Congressman.

    "We are shooting arrows," said the archers.

    "But there is nothing to shoot at," said the Congressman. "Those arrows are provided at taxpayer expense! How dare you waste them in this way?"

    "Well," said the archers, "as you can see, we are very skilled archers. We can shoot arrows so far that they go over the horizon and we can't see them any more. We think there are targets out there over the horizon that we can hit, even though we can't see them yet."

    The Congressman said, "Very well. But how do you know where the targets are?"

    One archer said, "We just have to fire in random directions, because we don't know where the targets are."

    Other archers agreed with the first one.

    But then one of the archers said, "I have a different strategy. I am pretty sure that there is a target roughly in this direction, so I am shooting towards it. In fact, I think I may have already gotten a bullseye or two."

    "You don't know that," said the others. "You've never been over the horizon to see whether there is a target or not. You have no more idea than the rest of us"

    "Stop arguing," said the Congressman. "All of you lot, give all your arrows to this gentleman here. He is clearly the only one who has a concrete plan for hitting a target. I can't have you wasting any more taxpayer money shooting arrows at nothing."

    "Wait!" said another archer. "For all I know, I might have gotten a bullseye also! I don't know where the target is, but it is possible, you have to admit!"

    "Hmm," said the Congressman. "Give this lady some of the arrows too."

    "Ah!" said another archer. "You know, the same thing is true of me!"

    "Yes," said another. "And me!"

    Pretty soon all of the archers had explained to the Congressman that they, too, could possibly have hit a bullseye, and had all been allocated arrows.

    "There," said the Congressman at last. "Now the public can have confidence that their money is allocated to worthwhile projects. Keep up the good work, but don't let me catch you wasting taxpayer money like you were before." And he walked off, while the archers resumed firing arrows in the same directions as before.

  19. Re:3 words by oh_my_080980980 · · Score: 1

    I take it you're not a fan of Gravity either....

  20. Re:Surprising xkcd link by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 4, Funny

    Surprising xkcd link

    Is that "surprising" in the sense of "not an"?

    --
    systemd is Roko's Basilisk.
  21. principle of least remorse by epine · · Score: 2

    Chose another profession. As someone who was a graduate research assistant, we all knew grant writing was part of the job. You want to keep doing research then you need to apply for grants.

    What a horrible, defeatist attitude. I can't stand bugs in software (the vast majority exist because low standards are cheap). So I should chose a different profession?

    As someone who was a graduate research assistant, we all knew grant writing was part of the job. You want to keep doing research then you need to apply for grants.

    I've known since 1978 that "bugs were part of the job" and yet I persist.

    Yours is an interesting perspective. The optimal solution to the marriage problem of jobs to talent is the assignment of least remorse: scientists who research on animals should have no feeling for animals, computer programmers should feel no embarrassment over bugs, politicians should enjoy lying, racers in the Tour should be human pincushions, etc.

    To some extent, the world does work this way, but it's a strangely sociopathic step to actively endorse this.

    1. Re:principle of least remorse by jahudabudy · · Score: 2

      The difference is that bugs are specifically instances where programming breaks-down, doesn't work as intended. Grant writing is a part of how research is designed to work. An academic researcher who doesn't like to write grants is more like a programmer that doesn't like to type - it's not the point of the job, but it IS a necessary task to do the job.

      --
      ...sometimes, in order to hurt someone very badly, you have to tell that person terrible lies. - PA
    2. Re:principle of least remorse by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      I've known since 1978 that "bugs were part of the job" and yet I persist.

      I'd go further than that and say bugs ARE the job, when they stop being reported your product is dead, your business/corporate-department probably died earlier than your product. Note that by "bugs" I mean the software/documents don't do/say whatever the guy spending the money wants them to do/say. As I'm sure you know, a professional works on the basis that giving the customer/boss what they want does not necessarily mean giving them what they ask for, so right there you have your first major "bug" to iron out.

      --
      And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
    3. Re:principle of least remorse by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Ah, this explains why Microsoft is still around ....

      --
      Faster! Faster! Faster would be better!
    4. Re:principle of least remorse by Urza9814 · · Score: 1

      Replace 'bug' with 'poorly designed software' then.

      Just because it's part of the design doesn't mean that design is a good one. You won't ever find a better way of doing things if you don't see anything wrong with the current one.

  22. Key phrase "AND THEIR PRESS OFFICES" by Burb · · Score: 2

    Hardly "Scientists themselves", is it?

    --

    1. Re:Key phrase "AND THEIR PRESS OFFICES" by Anubis+IV · · Score: 1

      Bingo. As soon as I thought that, I immediately thought of this obligatory xkc^H^H^H PHD comic: http://www.phdcomics.com/comics/archive.php?comicid=1174

  23. Re:Very Suspicious by erikkemperman · · Score: 1

    Heh, I was thinking the same.

    ... are journalists, as a whole, really that bad at their jobs? Christie Wilcox reports that ...

    --
    Gosh, thanks. That must be why the other ships call me Meatfucker -- GCU Grey Area (Eccentric)
  24. Re:Very Suspicious by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

    ... are journalists, as a whole, really that bad at their jobs? Christie Wilcox reports that ...

    I think we could probably patent the application of the uncertainty principle to journalism. Yeah I know skepticism has prior art, but if we don't use that word, your average examiner won't know about it....

    --
    And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
  25. I hate Odds Ratios by canajin56 · · Score: 1

    One of the worst "bad abstract tricks" is putting your findings as Odds Ratios. What's an Odds Ratio? You probably know that the "probability" of an event is "Event over Total". The probability of rolling a 6 on a standard die is 1/6. The "odds" of an event is "Event to Not Event". The odds of rolling a 6 are not 1:6, they are 1:5 for (or more often said, 5:1 against). So then the odds ratio (OR) of two groups is the ratio of ratios, or the ratio of the odds for one event compared to the odds of another. So a big source of confusion is thinking the odds and probability are the same thing. Clearly they aren't. And clearly the closer they get to even odds, the bigger the difference. The odds of tossing a coin and getting heads are 1:1, but that's a 1:2 probability.

    An example of the odds ratio in action: You ask 1000 men if they smoke, and you get 300 who say "yes" (made up statistics). That's odds of 300 to 700, or 3:7. You ask 1000 women if they smoke, and 250 say "yes". That's odds of 250:750, or 1:3. The odds ratio is then (3:7) : (1:3) or 9:7, or 1.2857...:1 So in the abstract you will see that this study has found that males have an OR of 1.29 when compared with women. And they'll just sit back and let the journalists call that "almost 30% more likely!" When it's not. That's how much higher the odds are, and odds are not probability! And of course you can't forget about confidence intervals. It's actually even worse than that. An increasing number of medical papers will take the OR of 20:1 and go straight to "20 fold more likely to blank!" when the probability ratio is 3.5:1 not 20:1.

    Part of the problem is not enough statistics courses for scientists. I had to take 2 as part of my degree, and they never covered odds ratios, or odds at all actually. Only probabilities, which are more useful to reason about usually. This is further compounded by people using odds and probability interchangeably. I see on things like scratch and wins and store give aways "Odds of winning 1 in 3", which is a probability.

    --
    ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI
    1. Re:I hate Odds Ratios by tibit · · Score: 1

      Wait a minute: how the heck OR 20:1 implies probability ratio 3.5:1? The probability of event A is 1/21 = 0.048, probability of B is 20/21 = 0.95. The ratio p(A)/p(B) = 0.051 or ~1/20. It's seem that the OR approaches probability ratio as the OR goes away from 1:1. It's seem to me that OR is farthest away from probability ratio when OR = 1:1. Or else I'm not getting what you mean by OR 20:1 implying 3.5:1 probability ratio. Probability ratio of *what*?

      --
      A successful API design takes a mixture of software design and pedagogy.
  26. Three words: Dr John Ioannidis by Archtech · · Score: 1
    --
    I am sure that there are many other solipsists out there.
  27. Abstracts vs. articles in medical science by Harvey+Manfrenjenson · · Score: 1

    If all you look at is the abstract and "conclusions", of course you're going to get an unbalanced view of what the study said. Think of all the other information that is contained in the body of the paper. There's a discussion of the methodological limitations of the study, there's a discussion of all the outcome measures which DIDN'T reach statistical significance, there's a discussion of adverse events, and there's usually also a discussion of where this study fits into our knowledge of the topic as a whole (e.g., "We found fish oil supplements to be effective for arthritis but 5 of 7 previous studies have shown the opposite results"). All of this is crucial information, but you couldn't stuff it all into the abstract even if you tried.

    So yeah, I'm going to lay 90% of the blame for this on the journalists. My impression is that most of them don't read the body of the article. In some cases, I would bet that they don't even possess copies of the article (since articles, unlike abstracts, are usually kept behind a very expensive paywall). That would have been an interesting statistic for the researchers to look at.

  28. Reporters need to do their job by SoftwareArtist · · Score: 1

    This seems like a weak attempt to shift the blame for bad reporters. Their job is to get at the facts and report what is really true. That's what reporters do - at least if they're any good. So scientific press releases contain spin? Shocking! Just like press releases in absolutely every other field. Any reporter who just parrots a press release without understanding it and getting at the truth is a bad reporter.

    Yes, science is complicated. Yes, it takes specialized knowledge to understand. Just like every other field. That's why there are science reporters who supposedly have that specialized knowledge.

    --
    "I'm too busy to research this and form an educated opinion, but I do have time to tell everyone my uninformed opinion."
  29. I think they ARE ARE by jameshuckabone · · Score: 1

    Check the first sentence assholes.

    --
    http://www.accountkiller.com/removal-requested
    1. Re:I think they ARE ARE by ajlitt · · Score: 1

      You must be new here.

      Oh wait, you are. Rage on.

  30. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion