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Ask Slashdot: How To Prove IT Knowledge Without Expensive Certificates?

An anonymous reader writes "I'm starting my Ph.D in psychology this year and plan to finance this period with IT freelance work, mostly building websites with Drupal and setting up Linux networks, servers, etc.. Now I have a little problem: Since I never studied ICT nor followed a course that resulted in a certificate, I can only prove my knowledge by actually doing stuff or showing what I've done so far. Unfortunately that isn't always sufficient to convince potential customers. So I was wondering what other slashdotters do. Are there any free or cheap alternatives to get certificates or other more convincing ways to prove your IT knowledge?"

186 comments

  1. Show em your previous work. by siddesu · · Score: 5, Informative

    Works for me every time.

    1. Re:Show em your previous work. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Absolutely agreed. If you know your stuff, it will also show up when discussing the technology with them. Unless they are incompetent, where they would then prefer to see the certifications, which is part of a nasty loop.

    2. Re:Show em your previous work. by Freaky+Spook · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Pretty much.

      If you are building websites, you should be keeping a portfolio of that anyway, your portfolio is your best and cheapest form of advertisement/job opportunity.

    3. Re:Show em your previous work. by GrpA · · Score: 4, Insightful

      References. Former customers. Previous work. How you answer questions in the interview. Certificates only count for employers to whom the certificate is absolutely critical. In some cases it really is all that matters. In others, experience and ability count.

      GrpA

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    4. Re:Show em your previous work. by olau · · Score: 1

      You're assuming his previous work was good. Step one is making sure you always do a good job, so you can show it off. :)

    5. Re:Show em your previous work. by siddesu · · Score: 1

      Well, if it wasn't I can't begin to imagine why he'd be trying to use his mad skillz to pay for his Ph.D. But you have a point, in which case there is very little I can offer in terms of advice. Maybe he can boast about his good understanding of what can go wrong with these projects...

    6. Re:Show em your previous work. by swalve · · Score: 2

      Because some people think IT/web development work is easy. "Oh, I'll just build some servers and websites."

    7. Re:Show em your previous work. by CrashandDie · · Score: 1

      If you've got the skills, it is. He's not going to be building the next Facebook, or being creative with CSS3. He's going to install Ubuntu Server and setup Drupal.

    8. Re:Show em your previous work. by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      In many cases you need to get past the first round of technology illiterate recruitment agencies first. They want to see how many TLA's are on your CV

    9. Re:Show em your previous work. by siddesu · · Score: 1

      This is what I used to use the headhunters for before I had my own network. There are a bunch of tech-oriented headhunters out there, and the few respectable among them do give you an interview regardless, and then help you work with HR departments to actually get good interviews.

    10. Re:Show em your previous work. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      -=$$$$*.*Testimonials*.*$$$$=-

    11. Re:Show em your previous work. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Absolutely. Knowledge is not skill. Skill is what really matters.

  2. Re:first post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    Yes, you did.

    Having nothing else left to live for, you can kill yourself now.

  3. Photoshop! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just make your own certificates, for free!

    1. Re:Photoshop! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And while you are at it photoshop yourself your psych papers.

      Jokes aside, IT is a life endeavor and you are in it just to raise money as a jumping board
      to something else. That means you are a dabbler, maybe one that knows some but still
      just an amateur without the desire nor interest to go pro. We all started out as amateurs
      (amateur translates to someone who loves to do something) and our skills grew from
      job to job until where we are at now and we are the people that get hired in a heartbeat.

      So how things work is I am going to get your resume and you end up in the interview room
      with me. I have done 100s of job interviews because I love working startups and I will
      know what you are worth in the end. I will call you on anything that is on your resume.
      Please do not waste my time I will call your recruiter and complain bitterly and they will
      hopefully stop trying to place you.

    2. Re:Photoshop! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or get certified. Most certification, especially from Microsoft is read a book, pass an exams without real world knowledge.
      Cost is $50 for the book, 1-2 days browsing it, some hours doing previous exam questions, $200 for the exams or whatever the price these days.
      Here in Denmark the training and cert is given to the person who is most easy to live without. A cert means you are expendable and surely not one of the best.

      Show previous work. List references they can call. That is how to get a job.

  4. Wrong question by michaelmalak · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Are there any free or cheap alternatives to get certificates or other more convincing ways to prove your IT knowledge?

    Wrong question. What you really meant to ask:

    Are there any free or cheap alternatives to get clients?

    And the answer is: networking. It's free or cheap, but it's time-consuming and time-delayed.

    And I consider referrals to be a special case of networking. You said you already "did stuff". If what you did was just for yourself, then you need to do it for someone else. There are plenty of non-profits (or even mom & pop for-profits) who would love some free work.

    1. Re:Wrong question by isorox · · Score: 2

      Are there any free or cheap alternatives to get certificates or other more convincing ways to prove your IT knowledge?

      Wrong question. What you really meant to ask:

      Are there any free or cheap alternatives to get clients?

      And the answer is: networking. It's free or cheap, but it's time-consuming and time-delayed.

      I suggest looking at 100gbit. That networking should be fast enough for the next 10 years.

    2. Re:Wrong question by Bastardchyld · · Score: 1

      I agree with parent completely, although the OP also has missed the boat, certificates are really quite cheap and should not be scoffed at. Generally certificate testing costs between $150-300 USD per test. Which frankly is pretty cheap considering the alternatives. That said, it is most definitely more important to build a reputation for yourself, which would render certificates not only a moot point but a waste of effort. By far the most important thing you could do would be to have example documentation (I personally blog it) this really works well as a selling tool and is far more effective than a generalized IT certificate.

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    3. Re:Wrong question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can also join local user groups in technologies you are proficient in...some of the best networking occurs there. Volunteer, or offer to help new users. It's amazing how quickly others will ask for help, consider you decent, help you learn or think of you when some suitable or can-be-learned-quickly position comes up.

  5. How to prove medical knowledge? by Ryanrule · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Without expensive phd?

    1. Re:How to prove medical knowledge? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yeah. It would be great if they were comparable.

      Certs are a negative where I work (something of a red flag). We give both a written and a practical exam. Almost without exception, the cert collecting folks fail miserably. Folks with real experience ace the exams, and the rest fall in between.

    2. Re:How to prove medical knowledge? by TheGoodNamesWereGone · · Score: 1

      Mod up. It may be unfair. It may not be a fair evaluation of your capabilities. But it's what employers look for-- certs and degrees. Now if you're really good at salesmanship; at people-networking, at connecting with others, then you can do it.

    3. Re:How to prove medical knowledge? by tokencode · · Score: 2

      I couldn't agree with you more, this has been my experience as well. The more certifications you have, usually the less qualified you are with a few exceptions. Some certs such as CCIE still mean something.

    4. Re:How to prove medical knowledge? by Nos. · · Score: 2

      But who is writing the exams? If its all self taught people, then you're in a self-reinforcing stereo type situation.

      Certs are an indicator that someone can learn information in a formal setting. There are benefits to this over someone who learned as they went, from a book, or from a website. How do you know they actually know industry standards, best practices, and are going to give you a quality product at the end of the day.

      That's not to say that everybody with a certificate is the best candidate, that's as far from the truth as the reverse. I've held several certificates over the last number of years, some I've renewed (GIAC) and some I have (various MS certificates), based on what position I'm in. If someone shows me that they hold a GIAC certification, I'm going to move them to the "interview/test" pile assuming they have some working experience as well. If they don't, I'm going to study their resume a bit closer before I make that decision.

    5. Re:How to prove medical knowledge? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Since when was a PhD a necessary or a sufficient qualification for practicing medicine?

      --
      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    6. Re:How to prove medical knowledge? by sjames · · Score: 1

      A medical degree and residency. M.D. != PhD.

    7. Re:How to prove medical knowledge? by RabidReindeer · · Score: 3, Informative

      Certs are an indicator that someone can learn information in a formal setting.

      Not always. A lot of certs are cram-and-barf and all they really indicate is that you can hold the information necessary to pass the test long enough to pass the test. Many of the better-known certs never require any formal setting at all. And all too frequently, the information necessary to pass the test is not the information that the daily job requires. I've seen too many practice exams that focus on obscure features, decoding code that's so awful that in real life, the person inheriting it would be more likely to ignore it and rewrite it (after assaulting the original author), or revelling in quirks best left alone.

      Holding a lot of certs indicates that you have an aptitude for acquiring certs, but that's not a position that's commonly hired for.

      The only certs that really impressed me were the RHCE and CCNA, and that's because they closely mimic the kind of things people actually do on a routine basis and hence need to be able to do well.

      Conversely, I've never seen a programming cert that impressed me, because an industrial-grade real-world software system isn't something you can whip up in a 2-hour test session - anything realistic would take weeks or longer (despite what the boss/users think). The only "cert" I'd accept for that would be experience. And people have been known to fudge on the experience.

    8. Re:How to prove medical knowledge? by CastrTroy · · Score: 2

      The hard part is getting access to corpses for practice without going to medical school.

      --

      Anthropic principle: We see the universe the way it is because if it were different we would not be here to see it.
    9. Re:How to prove medical knowledge? by ranton · · Score: 2

      The more certifications you have, usually the less qualified you are with a few exceptions.

      The primary exception to this statement is anyone who has worked as a consultant. The company I work for now is crazy about their consultants getting certifications, because it helps them convince clients that they are putting experts on their project. We know they are almost worthless, but clients like them.

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      -- All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing. -- Edmund Burke
    10. Re:How to prove medical knowledge? by ranton · · Score: 2

      Conversely, I've never seen a programming cert that impressed me, because an industrial-grade real-world software system isn't something you can whip up in a 2-hour test session - anything realistic would take weeks or longer (despite what the boss/users think). The only "cert" I'd accept for that would be experience. And people have been known to fudge on the experience.

      I have started to notice that some programming certifications are based on actual software development projects. Both Java and Salesforce come to mind. They give you a project that you should be able to complete in 4-6 months part time, and then you have to write an essay about how and why you did what you did. Although I have no idea how high their standards are.

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      -- All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing. -- Edmund Burke
    11. Re:How to prove medical knowledge? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am the AC who wrote the post you are responding to.

      Our written exams are full of real world experience problems. This is the point. Scenario type problems with open answers asking to describe _the process_ you would use to diagnose , are common types of questions. These questions have more correct answers than incorrect answers (note, you don't have to figure out the actual issue), but the cert folks manage to blow it on these too.

      Depending upon the position, we also drill down to e.g., protocol level on some questions to see depth of knowledge.

      I favor experience on an application. I will never grant an interview to someone with a cert and no experience. I will overlook the presence of certs, if the candidate's experience is in areas of interest for the position, and grant the interview. From these interviews* granted to the cert collectors, I have found that cert collectors are _far_ more likely to lie (apparent from exam results, and just being asked to describe previous work) about experience than other applicants, and so certs are a red flag.

      * I have interviewed hundreds of people over the years, and reviewed many thousands of applications.

    12. Re:How to prove medical knowledge? by ctime · · Score: 1

      If your employer would do its due diligence and correctly vet potential employees, having a cert wouldn't be a "red flag", and instead would be a valuable addition. I'm not saying every MCSE (is this still a thing?) aught to automatically be considered an expert genius, but rather it is unfair to penalize those who have the experience, the knowledge, and put themselves through the certification exam to help tie it all together.

      I've worked in very large enterprise IT for over 10 years, saying X qualification (certs, diploma) isn't necessary might be true for some people, but to say it as a reg flag just sounds ignorant and I would question your management and hiring practices. To put it simply, knowledge != bad_thing

    13. Re:How to prove medical knowledge? by T+Murphy · · Score: 2

      Holding a lot of certs indicates that you have an aptitude for acquiring certs, but that's not a position that's commonly hired for.

      Now you tell me - and here I thought I was on track to become one of those Certificate Authorities I keep hearing about.

    14. Re:How to prove medical knowledge? by The+Pirou · · Score: 1

      I don't think it is fair to trivialize the earlier Cisco exams, as whether you think CCNA and CCNP are simplistic or not, the fact of the matter is that you still need to know what you're doing when you take the exam. I've seen numerous people cheat their way through CCNA prep courses only to bomb on an actual Cert exam because they were a fail on doing anything beyond reaching Global Config.

      CCIE? That's an expensive item to keep current, and those with the capability probably wouldn't be paying for that renewal themselves. A CCNA is much easier on the pocket for the individual, and due to the degree of difficulty/knowledge required I can probably rely on anyone with an active cert to have a clue or seven.

    15. Re:How to prove medical knowledge? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And certs != knowledge.

      So that blows your argument out of the water.

    16. Re:How to prove medical knowledge? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not so hard.

  6. Proof of Skills by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    I prefer to affix the root login for their databases to my resume....tends to get their attention

    1. Re:Proof of Skills by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and you better have a good attorney on speed dial.

  7. Have an interactive résumé or business c by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Perhaps as an app on Android/iOS and a website. Cheap and shows off what you can do.

  8. CompTIA Certifications by kolbe · · Score: 3, Interesting

    CompTIA offers several free courses and tests cost ~$168, which is cheaper than most out there. Sure, it's not as renowned as it was in the 1990's, but it is still something to show worth/value (most non-tech savvy business owners won't notice the difference).

    Alternately, the Linux Plus Certification 101 (LPIC) can be had for $160 and several places will offer the test for FREE several times a year.

    1. Re:CompTIA Certifications by kolbe · · Score: 2

      Side note, check to see if the UNIV you are attending offers discounts for such things. You can check the listings of schools that do such here: http://education-portal.com/linux_certificate.html

    2. Re:CompTIA Certifications by Fallen+Kell · · Score: 1

      That said, Linux+ is a joke of a test, and anyone who has taken it knows how much of a joke it is, which means the IT departments of where ever will know it is worthless. That said, the HR departments do not always know that and it might be enough to get the interview.

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      We were all warned a long time ago that MS products sucked, remember the Magic 8 Ball said, "Outlook not so good"
    3. Re:CompTIA Certifications by Pubstar · · Score: 1

      I'm actually taking a CompTIA class at my local community college right now. Prep book is only $25, and the instructor is really knowledgeable, but also is kinda teaching to the test. That said, my tests at the end of the year are going to run me $80. If the school is registered as a CompTIA Academy, then you get half off all tests, regardless if you took the class for it or not. Getting my Network+, Security+, and Linux+ by the end of the year, and taking a CCNA course next semester. End goal is programming, but I just need to get the hell out of retail and into the IT field.

    4. Re:CompTIA Certifications by aurashift · · Score: 1

      I just paid for two vouchers at $174 each for my work-required two part A+ test. $348 for the industry's entry level certification.

      I'm glad my work says they'll pay for it when I pass. I just with I hadn't taken a dead end detour from IT and finished it back in 2005.

    5. Re:CompTIA Certifications by Fallon · · Score: 1

      As somebody who has helped define the objectives for & write questions for some CompTIA exams, you are in the right ballpark, but not quite right. CompTIA targets most of their exams as entry level exams, for somebody who has been doing workstation (A+), basic server (Server+), Linux (Linux+), etc. for about a year. They are not meant to prove you are an expert on the subject, just prove you probably know the basics. My personal opinion is a cert will never get you a job, but they might get you the interview. They are good for getting past HR or automated filters who might not know UNIX from Perl, but can tick off requirements based on certs. Also, all things considered, somebody with a cert has a slightly higher chance of knowing their stuff. Of course you have to be able to prove it in the interview when confronted by knowledgeable people.

  9. You already know the answer by hawguy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The answer is in your post: "showing what I've done so far". If you don't have enough work to show them, then maybe you don't have the experience they are looking for.

    When hiring contractors (or employees), I prefer experience over certificates and generally only glance at certs.

    1. Re:You already know the answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless your prior experience is on stuff that is not publicly available. I had a stint working at a company that needed extensive intranet work as well as a public website and a multimedia dvd which was sold to customers. After the company went under I had very little to show potential employees... a placeholder website telling people the company had folded... and some vague suggestion of some NDA'd design work and proof of concepts for a project that hadn't completed or even been announced.

  10. WTF? Getting a PhD but IT certs are too expensive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This post makes no sense. Is there even such a thing a Drupal cert? If there is, hardly anybody asks for it.

    Seems to me like the poster thinks he/she can make big money in IT freelancing without verifiable training, or experience. I find that attitude typical of people who don't know anything about real world IT, but think it must be easy.

    Take a look at sites like rentacoder, elance, and odesk. Yeah, easy to make big money in IT.

  11. med school gives you real knowledge by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    med school gives you real knowledge.

    It trade / tech schools give you real knowledge

    1. Re:med school gives you real knowledge by NeveRBorN · · Score: 2

      Since when do IT Trade/Tech schools give you real knowledge? Nearly every applicant I've met who's been to one thinks he has real knowledge until you ask him to answer a real world question. The few who know the right answers generally knew the answers before they went to school for the paper.

    2. Re:med school gives you real knowledge by blackraven14250 · · Score: 0

      I would call this misleading. It think the quality of the people they accept to some of the schools is lackluster, but if you're a good student (i.e. one who is willing to question and go beyond the actual coursework), you can get quite a lot out of those types of schools. They're just filled with the people who couldn't get in elsewhere, and they tend to look for certain types of students - who can get a student loan but really aren't college material.

    3. Re:med school gives you real knowledge by toruonu · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I used to teach a course in Grid/distributed computing in our local IT College, but after putting up with the stupidity of the students for two years I stopped. This was a side project where I wanted to give something back, not my main finance source, but I just couldn't cope with last year sysadmin/systems engineers struggling with linux command line. I mean that it was as bad as unpacking their tarballs exclusively with double clicking on it on the desktop. I did try in the second/third iteration to pre-empt it a bit by doing a few first weeks basic shell programming tutorials, but there was no foundation to build on and I didn't have the time to teach a whole seat if courses from scratch so I stopped the course although they still ask if I want to return every year.

      I've seen the same in other universities too, the people who are excellent were already before entering and have just hoend and extended the skills. Who enter blank rarely make out as anything useful...

    4. Re:med school gives you real knowledge by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      He manages to work trade schools and/or apprenticeships into everything, from global warming to tactics against war elephants.

      Bit of a fucking loony, I reckon.

      --
      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    5. Re:med school gives you real knowledge by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 4, Informative

      "I would call this misleading. It think the quality of the people they accept to some of the schools is lackluster, but if you're a good student (i.e. one who is willing to question and go beyond the actual coursework), you can get quite a lot out of those types of schools."

      I think this reply is misleading. It misses the boat in at least two ways:

      First, the quality of the people they accept is completely irrelevant. The quality of the people they graduate is the only thing that matters.

      But as for the second point: actually, most of them -- if you want to be honest -- are low-quality schools. They are primarily designed to milk the students for as much government money as they can, then dump them out the door.

      Don't blame the students for this... the schools' advertising, promises, and application procedures are outright predatory.

    6. Re:med school gives you real knowledge by tompaulco · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Since when do IT Trade/Tech schools give you real knowledge? Nearly every applicant I've met who's been to one thinks he has real knowledge until you ask him to answer a real world question. The few who know the right answers generally knew the answers before they went to school for the paper.
      Trade schools don't teach knowledge, they teach a trade. "Why do I insert tab A into slot B? I don't know, I just do it." College, on the other hand teaches knowledge, but not a trade. They know why tab A goes into slot B, but not how to do it. If you get really lucky you get someone who already had knowledge that then went to trade school, or someone who already knew how to do something and then went to college. Me, I've been programming since 6th grade, and then I went to College.
      As for the original question, I think some of the information in the question is superfluous. "How To Prove IT Knowledge Without Expensive Certificates?" is the same question as "How To Prove IT Knowledge With Expensive Certificates?" to me, as the certificates mean little if nothing to me. The reason is because I have probably a dozen certificates, many in things I have never done, simply because I studied for a test. I also have failed to get certificates in things that I have a great deal of experience in, because I knew how it really worked and didn't study for the test. So to me, a certificate is not a likely statistical indicator of knowledge of a field anyway, so with or without a certificate, you're going to have to prove your knowledge to me.

      --
      If you are not allowed to question your government then the government has answered your question.
    7. Re:med school gives you real knowledge by Type44Q · · Score: 1

      med school gives you real knowledge

      From the dozens and dozens of doctors I've worked with, it's clear that it sure as fuck doesn't impart any wisdom...

    8. Re:med school gives you real knowledge by Type44Q · · Score: 2

      Mod parent up. Same exact thing applies with the military IT guys I've known; if the military was their sole source of knowledge, then forget it...

    9. Re:med school gives you real knowledge by Type44Q · · Score: 2

      He manages to work trade schools and/or apprenticeships into everything, from global warming to tactics against war elephants.

      Bit of a fucking loony, I reckon.

      Dunno about you... but I, for one, would be very intrigued to learn how I can utilize trade schools against my enemy's war elephants. Schools are, after all, rather large objects; I always suspected there was a good use for them...

    10. Re:med school gives you real knowledge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Most new college students are immature and do not know what they want from life. This is why graduation rates are below 30% across most disciplines.
      BTW - by "graduation rates" I mean people graduating within the same program they originally enrolled in.

      As far as CS studies are, people coming in the door have no clue what this CS is about. Most of them are gamers and casual users, thinking that knowing more than their mother will land them a job in the industry. Most cannot get past the command line, this is why fail rates are so high.

    11. Re:med school gives you real knowledge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You need to get past that. Concentrate on the 10% who will actually succeed and fail the rest. It's too bad that in your school they managed to get that far, as they should be gone after the first semester.

    12. Re:med school gives you real knowledge by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

      But they for the (enlisted ones) they also have well rounded general killing skills as well.

    13. Re:med school gives you real knowledge by Type44Q · · Score: 1

      But they for the (enlisted ones) they also have well rounded general killing skills as well.

      It guys who are Marines, definitely. IT guys from the other three branches? Not so much...

    14. Re:med school gives you real knowledge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not in all military IT positions. I was subnetting in Iraq in 2005. VoIP infrastructure spanning the entire AOR. Granted our training is almost that of a trade school but some of us try to learn as much as we can so it isn't "plug A into B". This can get us in trouble if we aren't careful! Lol!

  12. Why not get some certs? by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 3, Interesting

    They really aren't that much for basic ones. No they aren't the be-all, end-all but they can help. They help reassure people that maybe you know what you are talking about. They also show a level of commitment on your part, that you were willing and able to study for and pass the test.

    I'm not saying don't take the advice of others with regards to networking and so on as well, but some certs can help things, particularly if you are getting started, but even later on.

    1. Re:Why not get some certs? by DerekLyons · · Score: 3, Insightful

      They also show a level of commitment on your part

      That's the thing, he isn't really committed. He's not an IT professional, and has no stated intention of becoming one. He just wants to look professional and be treated like a professional without having to go to the bother of actually being a professional. He's a part-timer working on the side while doing something utterly unrelated - and presumably intending to bail, or at least cut way back when is gainfully employed in the actual field he's seeking a PhD in.
       
      Or to put it coldly, he's exactly the kind of guy the certification process is supposed to weed out.

    2. Re:Why not get some certs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or to put it coldly, he's exactly the kind of guy the certification process is supposed to weed out.

      I thought they're designed to weed out people who actually care about what they're trying to do. After all, if motivation is what you're looking for, just ask them to dig giant holes in the ground with spoons; that's about as useful.

      Honestly, I'm tired of the "It's to prove you're motivation." line. I think more highly of people who are knowledgeable (and can demonstrate that they are) and obtained the knowledge through self-directed learning.

    3. Re:Why not get some certs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I built a Linux in my mom's basement! Trust me with your business servers!

    4. Re:Why not get some certs? by mlts · · Score: 2

      We all know certs versus competency. However, the people who are hiring and firing really do not see how well one does in the job. At best, they might only be brought in the picture if there is a reprimand.

      To the PHBs and the HR department, certs are everything. The guy who has little to no knowledge of the ramifications of their decisions, but has the pieces of paper will always get the position over someone who has the skills, but no "proof".

      Of course, the exception is networking -- a place hiring someone they know can take precedence over any amount of certs.

    5. Re:Why not get some certs? by Deekin_Scalesinger · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      This. There is something seriously alarming about someone who wants IT certs in order to become a frigging psychologist.

      If there were two more divergent fields I am not aware of it.

      A personal observation - the most incompetent group of end users I have seen overall is people who have their PhDs and insist on being called "Doctor" - these folks shouldn't be let near a keyboard.

      --
      "As the intrepid kobold companion continues his journey, he begins to wonder... if priests raises dead, why anybody die?
    6. Re:Why not get some certs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That's basically what happened to me when I was 15. I started on Slackware in the early 90s and no one in my area knew anything about it that wanted the job. I got hired, because I could make slack do anything I wanted. Yeah, I had to learn a lot of things to actually be useful in an ISP environment, but it worked out.

  13. drop the PHD and go to a tech / trade school by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    drop the PHD and go to a tech / trade school

    maybe take some classes that are not all book learning.

    1. Re:drop the PHD and go to a tech / trade school by HornWumpus · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Psych students are all nuts and think they will somehow figure out their own issues at school.

      He's not getting a psych doctorate for the money. It's a neurotic compulsion.

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    2. Re:drop the PHD and go to a tech / trade school by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That makes a lot of sense. I've often found that engineering students are shoddily put together and hope to figure out their own issues at school. Also that physics students are mostly composed from particles beyond the Standard Model and medical students are dying of cancer. English lit students can't read and communications majors tend to be deaf-mutes. Based on your shoddy understanding of logic, I'm guessing... philosophy major?

    3. Re:drop the PHD and go to a tech / trade school by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Ah, a post by a fellow sociologist!

    4. Re:drop the PHD and go to a tech / trade school by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wish I had mod points so I could mod you insightful. I've noticed this exact same thing, it's this desire to "doctor, heal thyself", and that's why it's illegal for doctors to prescribe medicine to themselves.

    5. Re:drop the PHD and go to a tech / trade school by HornWumpus · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Engineering students to tend to think every device is 'shoddily put together' and that they know how to do it better.

      Once you get over your butthurt and look around at your fellow psych majors you will realize that I am right. They don't all argue with trees, but they are all nuts. As the sib poster say, look at your profs. Batshit insane! A few are self aware enough to know it (e.g. sib posters Vietnam vet prof).

      FYI: why I'm butthurt. In engineering school we had to take a focus area in liberal arts. Being an engineer, I looked at what area had the best ratio (psych). I found that because so many previous engineers had used the same algorithm the psych department had requested and gotten removed from the list of available focus liberal arts programs. Seems we were blowing the curve on their first 3 classes and annoying the crazies.

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  14. 15-years worth of referral-only work... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...has led me to believe this is a great way to go.

    1. Re:15-years worth of referral-only work... by scsirob · · Score: 1

      Not sure why you got no 'insightful' on this yet. I couldn't agree more with you.
      Not only in Russia, but also when you have a great reputations, customers find YOU!

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  15. Why get a psych degree when you can program? by Guy+Smiley · · Score: 2

    Honestly, if you have enough skills to support yourself through programming, why would you ever get a degree in psychology, especially a Ph.D.? That IMHO is the road to a dead-end career path without much hope of earnings.

    Ph.D.s are often only useful in academia, or in career paths where there are so many students that they need a Ph.D. to distinguish themselves from the people with "only" a masters.

    Better to just get good at some programming skills in high demand (hint, don't pick "popular" and "easy" languages) and have a good career path going forward. Then you don't have to waste 2-3 years of your life to get a piece of paper that won't pay itself off in the next 10 years.

    1. Re:Why get a psych degree when you can program? by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 1

      I'm sure it was a PhD in Psychology who designed World of Warcraft's grind-reward model.

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    2. Re:Why get a psych degree when you can program? by Guy+Smiley · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That said, the computer programmers we hire are mostly found by finding smart people who are posting on mailing lists answering questions about topics they are knowledgeable in, or contributing patches to open source projects.

      This makes it clear to us that the poster is already smart, is interested in the topic at hand, has actual skills in the particular programming language, and is self motivated. These are all desirable traits that cannot necessarily be found from a stack of resumes.

    3. Re:Why get a psych degree when you can program? by Geoffrey.landis · · Score: 2

      Honestly, if you have enough skills to support yourself through programming, why would you ever get a degree in psychology, especially a Ph.D.?

      Possibly because he or she is interested in the subject and wants to do work in the area?

      Just a guess.

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    4. Re:Why get a psych degree when you can program? by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Psychologists get paid similar rates to admins, and all they have to do is sit and nod their head and spew nonsense. It looks a great way to have a middle class lifestyle without doing any actual work.

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    5. Re:Why get a psych degree when you can program? by the+biologist · · Score: 1

      The degree in my field is a really useful thing to have (as in higher pay-scale in industry or in academia), but it really depends on the field. My papers involve lots of math and programming, so I don't have to worry about any employers not understanding what I do.

  16. Customers? by icebike · · Score: 1

    Customers never give a crap about certificates.

    Neither does any professional HR department. They know those things are largely paper mills.

    Starting out, its all word of mouth and personal references. You also end up having to warrant your work and
    maybe even offer to accept no payment till its up and working.

    Best bet is to sign on with an existing tech shop for a while to gain experience and references.

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  17. Simple: By Communicating It by l0ungeb0y · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I've been an Independent Contractor in IT specializing in architectural and product consultation for early phase startups and internal product start-ups and prototyping for established enterprises. And in over 10 years and never have any shortage of work.

    Yet I never went to college, am self taught and have never once bothered with shelling out cash for any bullshit certificate nor do I maintain any sort of web presence or "portfolio"

    I merely have a resume on Craigslist, which most comment on being rather impressive and features some pretty big names and interesting projects.

    In all the years I have been doing this, even when I was first starting out -- I obtained my work by being able to describe highly advanced yet exceedingly efficient solutions to my client's seemingly complex problems.

    Of course, sometimes, descriptions aren't enough -- on occasion you will need to provide a proof of concept, the time for which you should be compensated for -- if successful in proving your point that is. For instance, to win a contract with a client to build a new social music service, I spent a week creating a prototype site out of my proposed frameworks and specifications featuring streaming on-demand music to an spider-friendly HTML5 AJAX UI with no plugins aside for degradation for archaic browsers with demonstrated mobile browser compatibility as a technical proof. That went over very well and I'm presently building the real deal.

    Of course, offering proofs of concept might not work if you're looking for a rank and file job -- but, in any technical interview, the white board is your friend. You should always make a point to get up and draw out what you're talking about. You'd be surprised how effective a back of the napkin diagram can be in making your case. And it allows you to make a presentation and thus, take charge of the interview room.

    But in the end, it all hinges on you being able to identify the problem and compose a compelling if not novel solution on the fly. I've found that there's not a great many that can do that, especially while under pressure in an interview room.

    1. Re:Simple: By Communicating It by asliarun · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm sorry if I come across as rude but this is the kind of nonsense that I only see in the software development industry. You're offering your services as an expert tradesman. If your professional or commercial circumstances require that you get a certificate or a degree just so people can cut to the chase and know that you are more reliable than the thousands of other pretenders, just go get the certificate, even if it means nothing more to you than toilet paper.

      Do you hear a doctor strutting about in pride about how she or he did not need to get a medical degree and can still heal patients?

      The worst part about this is that most certificates cost a few thousand dollars at best. It is a pittance compared to what a degree from a university costs. It is even way less than what anyone in just about any industry (other than the software industry) is gladly willing to spend if it means they get a competitive advantage in their career. Are you seriously telling me that you are that unwilling to invest in a profession or trade that you intend to pursue for the rest of your life??

      Come on, man!

      For the record, this is nothing against you or OP. I'm not judging you or anything. Just a general rant.

      I've been an Independent Contractor in IT specializing in architectural and product consultation for early phase startups and internal product start-ups and prototyping for established enterprises. And in over 10 years and never have any shortage of work.

      Yet I never went to college, am self taught and have never once bothered with shelling out cash for any bullshit certificate nor do I maintain any sort of web presence or "portfolio"

      I merely have a resume on Craigslist, which most comment on being rather impressive and features some pretty big names and interesting projects.

      In all the years I have been doing this, even when I was first starting out -- I obtained my work by being able to describe highly advanced yet exceedingly efficient solutions to my client's seemingly complex problems.

      Of course, sometimes, descriptions aren't enough -- on occasion you will need to provide a proof of concept, the time for which you should be compensated for -- if successful in proving your point that is. For instance, to win a contract with a client to build a new social music service, I spent a week creating a prototype site out of my proposed frameworks and specifications featuring streaming on-demand music to an spider-friendly HTML5 AJAX UI with no plugins aside for degradation for archaic browsers with demonstrated mobile browser compatibility as a technical proof. That went over very well and I'm presently building the real deal.

      Of course, offering proofs of concept might not work if you're looking for a rank and file job -- but, in any technical interview, the white board is your friend. You should always make a point to get up and draw out what you're talking about. You'd be surprised how effective a back of the napkin diagram can be in making your case. And it allows you to make a presentation and thus, take charge of the interview room.

      But in the end, it all hinges on you being able to identify the problem and compose a compelling if not novel solution on the fly. I've found that there's not a great many that can do that, especially while under pressure in an interview room.

    2. Re:Simple: By Communicating It by houghi · · Score: 2

      Do you hear a doctor strutting about in pride about how she or he did not need to get a medical degree and can still heal patients?

      No. Not for the reasons you might think. If they would do that, they would be arrested, because it is required BY LAW. Not because they are not proud of it or are unable to do so.

      It is a pittance compared to what a degree from a university costs.

      This says more about the price and value of the university.

      Are you seriously telling me that you are that unwilling to invest in a profession or trade that you intend to pursue for the rest of your life??

      If it is an unwise investment, Yes. I know a LOT of hiring people who rather look at experience then at degrees, unless a degree is required by law.
      There are exceptions who will hire first by degree and later by experience (or not look at experience at all). Some government agencies come to mind. If you want to go that route, it is an investment in that route.

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    3. Re:Simple: By Communicating It by HappyDrgn · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "Are you seriously telling me that you are that unwilling to invest in a profession or trade that you intend to pursue for the rest of your life??"

      I invest in my career daily, 15 years and counting now, I don't see certifications as any kind of meaningful investment. I've held top positions at small start ups on up to fortune 50 tech companies. I'm going to hire my engineers based on demonstrated real world experience. I agree with l0ungeb0y; get up there and show me something on a whiteboard or log into a vm and build something. If you have no experience put a cert on a resume, but they are no more than resume filler IMO. Certs are not even on the same playing field as real experience. Any monkey, with enough practice, can fill out the right bubbles on a sheet. Aside from entry level gigs, it takes real experience to ace a tech interview however.

      My advice; Get a Linkedin account and setup a small website. Do a few gigs and get some positive reviews on your profile page. Go to your local chamber of commerce mixers and start networking. Do well and start building a reputation. Know what you can do, but more importantly know what you can't. You might need to start with small and cheap gigs to build a trust relationship before you'll start getting bigger ones. References and recommendations are golden.

    4. Re:Simple: By Communicating It by Kergan · · Score: 1

      If your professional or commercial circumstances require that you get a certificate or a degree just so people can cut to the chase and know that you are more reliable than the thousands of other pretenders, just go get the certificate, even if it means nothing more to you than toilet paper.

      If the certificate is worth little to nothing, and most if not all certificate and degree do, I fail to see why I should enrich whichever self-proclaimed authority is issuing them. Seriously... Think for a second about the kind of egocentric parasite that it takes, to create a certificate out of thin air and to convince enough people of its value that it subsequently becomes a must-have piece of expensive toilet paper.

    5. Re:Simple: By Communicating It by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Do you hear a doctor strutting about in pride about how she or he did not need to get a medical degree and can still heal patients?

      You used to, but Simon Singh put a stop to all that malarkey.

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    6. Re:Simple: By Communicating It by Lando · · Score: 2

      Certificates are not worth much when everyone can get them and the layman business owner doesn't know which ones are valuable and which ones are not. It's interesting to see how the business environment is changing, but while working as an employee required certs, degrees, etc. In general working as a consultant is all about the referral system, ie who you know and knows you. Put together a portfolio of your work and attend networking events in your area should help. The certifications that some people expect are for business types that are in the industry and have HR screening applicants. Selling your own skills to business owners is all about references, recommendations and what you can show them of your work.

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    7. Re:Simple: By Communicating It by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually your kind of attitude is part of the problem in all industries where software development occurs.

      (1) The OP is effectively one end of a B2B transaction where a corporation itself is ensuring that whatever due diligence and internal processes it wants are followed. If more than money is at stake, the client needs to organize itself appropriately. In a doctor-patient situation, the client could not be reasonably expected to guard against general quackery themselves and life is at stake. Cf consumer protection laws and general contractual laws.

      (2) Medicine is an established field with research, peer review, feedback processes in a mature state. Software development is not, and in point of fact the last 50 years or so have really shown that the thinking is generally shallow around how we plan projects, communicate and track progress, and keep to an original vision.

      (3) A doctor who does not keep up-to-date and relies on his 30 year old qualification could be very dangerous. A doctor who relied on training from a drug company could be more so, and yet you think this is a good idea in software?

      (4) I have no idea if the OP is any good or not - perhaps he knows algorithms and data structures down pat, has a good broad understanding of how technology works, and has enough experience working with people and organizations to understand how to get things done. Or maybe he has no clue what he is doing, and ends up delivering shit very expensively, but his paying clients are even dumber than shit and are still happy. This is really 75% art and 25% science.

      (5) A lot revolves around knowing which details are still important from a higher viewpoint, and which are not. Certificates generally cover specific things that are completely irrelevant from a 30,000ft planning view. However, networking, critical thinking skills, and an understanding of budgets, people and processes are highly correlated with success at this.

      (5) If all you have is the technical skills this isn't a profession you will be able to pursue for the rest of your life. For all we know, the OP could be two years away from living on his boat in the Maldives.

    8. Re:Simple: By Communicating It by Hognoxious · · Score: 2

      No. Not for the reasons you might think. If they would do that, they would be arrested, because it is required BY LAW.

      I must have missed the memo about the uniform global legal system.

      But what if, by the stroke of a bureaucrat's pen, a degree became a requirement for taxi drivers or plumbers? Your argument is circular; it's a requirement because it's a requirement. Whether or not it's a sensible requirement is a different issue.

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    9. Re:Simple: By Communicating It by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "But what if, by the stroke of a bureaucrat's pen, a degree became a requirement for taxi drivers or plumbers?"

      Funny that you say this. Where I live (no, I won't tell you where - it's embarrassing), a few years ago I saw a job posting on our Community TV channel ... for a garbage truck driver ... one of the requirements was a Bachelor's Degree. I damned near choked on my lunch! Those requirements only lasted about six months, but it still embarrasses the hell out of me that someone where I live thought that was a good idea!

    10. Re:Simple: By Communicating It by swb · · Score: 1

      Do you know *anyone* who shops for a doctor based on where they got their degree or what their degree was specifically in? I've been to the doctor's office a half-dozen times in the last year and I couldn't tell you where my doctor went to college or medical school.

      Personally I feel better knowing my doctor went to medical school, but I think that's a purely emotional reaction, not an intellectual reation. I would bet that there are lots of smart biochemists, pharmaceutical chemists, and other similar research scientists who would probably be superior at diagnosis and treatment than my doctor with his 20 year old medical degree and the likely bare-minimum continuing medical education he has.

      Unfortunately for us, the DEA won't issue licenses to the smart biochemists and the state tends to enforce the monopoloy on medical practice by denying licensing to people who aren't "doctors".

    11. Re:Simple: By Communicating It by asliarun · · Score: 1

      Firstly, I want to clarify that I didn't mean to come across as strongly as I did in my previous post. Was just having a bad day and felt like a rant.

      I completely agree with you about building a reputation. My only point was that *if* a certification happens to give you an additional stamp on your resume, why waste time and energy even arguing about it - just go get the certificate and get it over and done with. There are plenty of such certifications and "licenses" and exams (many even at a state level) that many professionals have to get under their belt.

      I only hear this line of reasoning (only intellect and performance matters - certifications don't) from software professionals. From my perspective, it sounds silly even to have this argument. While all certifications are not created equal, there are many that have a good reputation in professional circles. It seems incredibly foolish to wantonly not get the certification based on the argument that it is not "necessary". Of course it isn't. But that is besides the point.

    12. Re:Simple: By Communicating It by asliarun · · Score: 1

      A teacher - any teacher - has to undergo a state level certification before she or he can even teach. This is above and beyond their academic degrees. Do you hear them arguing and debating about egocentric parasites who created the system? Perhaps, but even though they argue about it, they just go and get the certification and then move on in their lives with the real act of teaching.

  18. References by abelb · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Have a few of your past happy clients write you a reference and offer to have them call your prospective clients. You can also add some testimonials to your website. If you're good people will also refer you to their associates. Build a reputation.

  19. Experience by onyxruby · · Score: 1

    Get your feet wet and start working with things. You need experience in order to prove that you can do things. Frankly experience is often more valuable than a degree or certification. For what it's worth, a funny thing happens with the right experience. You do funny things like holding a senior IT position at a very large University without claiming a degree or being a former student.

    That being said I believe certifications and degrees are both useful and have value.

    Degrees show that you can commit to something that takes years to get. However they don't necessarily mean you know jack squat about the subject you have a degree in. I have cleaned up after many a person with higher level degrees who royally fucked things up. I have also trained a lot of people with masters or PhD's over the years that were absolutely amazed to learn that I never did end up earning my degree.

    Certifications are useful as a guiding path to help you get started in learning a given subject well. You can take a certification to pass the test or you can take it to learn the subject. Most people do the former and not the later. Done correctly a certification can be very valuable in laying foundational knowledge or providing a /framework/ for you to learn by.

    I've gotten certifications over the years from generic ITIL ones to rare certifications that are only held by a few hundred people world wide. However when I look back over the years the most useful certification I ever earned was the old Networking Essentials cert from an early version of the MCSE test. It acted as a foundational knowledge that my dives into Novell, Microsoft, Cisco, Mac and Linux were all able to leverage.

    However certifications have their limits. A few years after I earned my MCSE braindump sites started appearing on the Internet and that certification went from being quite valuable to an Internet punchline. The net result is that people got burned by paper MCSE's / (insert_cert_here) and don't place a lot of value on them (or other certs) any more. The net result now is that if people feel your relying on a certification to get an interview they are going to grill the daylights out of you to make sure you know your subject cold and aren't limited to book knowledge.

    The only way to get past book knowledge and paper certification stigmas is to have experience. In other words you need to get out there and start producing. Keep an open mind on ways to do this that don't involve getting paid, especially when you don't have experience. Whether that means tackling an open source project (look at sourceforge sometime and it is quite obvious a number of projects were resume builders), working as an intern of whatever means you want.

    Once you have done this you will a portfolio. You need think of your portfolio as your resume 2.0 and treat it accordingly. Make it professional, interesting, make sure it doesn't offend anyone, keep it clean that kind of thing. The point of the portfolio is to show and prove what you can do.

    When you present your portfolio, something you will want to keep in mind is your design tradeoffs. Be prepared to answer why you did things one way and not another. You should also be prepared to then offer an example of when you would do things the other way. This is more important this it sounds. Good luck.

  20. Certs are only uskeful/needed by newbs to a field. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's a bit of self-fulfilling prophecy effect here. People who have "been there, done that" in the field, don't give a damn about certs, because they know they can be bought by inexperienced people who have spare time and who can pass tests eventually. I'm with the people who say "show them what you've done". Even if you have to invent sites and causes, do so. "Here's a site I built for the society for the prevention of cruelty to ice cubes", or whatever, but WOW, that's a great Drupal setup or whatever.

    The biggest problem is getting past the HR idiots so the techie people even SEE your resumé. You have to play keyword bingo enough to get the HR droids to pass on your 20 years of SunOS experience to me, the guy looking for an experienced Solaris admin, and yet get your resumé to me intact enough to know that it's not your first day at the circus either.

    If I see someone with no experience and some certs, I'll interview them for a low-level position if I have one open. But, if they've been in the field for 5 or 10 years and are still listing certs rather than real world jobs, I'm going to assume that there's something wrong with them.

  21. Use referrals, networking by TheGreatOrangePeel · · Score: 1

    My dad was placed in a high-tech job skills program after being laid off by his previous employer. He now has his A+ and Network+ certificates. Using basic terms with him like "CAT-6e cable" he still has to ask questions like, "you mean the yellow wires?" All things fair, he still muddles through his own problems now (which is a relief to me) but I think it speaks volumes how much a certification is actually worth.

    Normally, I'd advise you to use your resume to show potential employers that you've done hard stuff and use your cover letter to point out the holes you're especially good at plugging (e.g. I, personally, tend to make tools that make tedious, manual, error-prone tasks a few clicks or a single command). However, since you're doing the freelance website thing, I suggest that you ask your satisfied customers to write referrals for you that you can reference. If you have an especially good, ongoing relationship with a particular customer, offer them a discount to take phone Q and As with potential new customers. In short: Network.

  22. Been a developer since 1999, no degree, no cert by devleopard · · Score: 3, Informative

    1) User groups, conferences: network network network
    2) Volunteer to speak, and put that up on your blog
    3) Oh yeah, start a blog. Blog regularly
    4) Build your own sites/sample sites

    Good approach to getting work: build site, find clients later. Most websites aren't that different. Pick an industry (say, air conditioning repair). Build a generic air conditioning repair site. Then go pitch it to those businesses (Google and start with the ones with current ugliest site); they'll always have you make customizations.

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  23. Re:WTF? Getting a PhD but IT certs are too expensi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Except it is easy to make big money in IT.

  24. expensive? by proca · · Score: 1

    99% of tech certificates will pay for themselves within 3 years (just because I made that number up doesn't mean it's wrong). Do the work and get a job. There are tons of jobs in the DC area, especially if you can pass a full scope poly (TS/SCI).

    1. Re:expensive? by Deekin_Scalesinger · · Score: 1

      Seconding this. The DC area has approximately 675978345 bazillion tech jobs.

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  25. On the other hand... by NeveRBorN · · Score: 1

    If you were paying your way to a PhD working at McDonalds, would you have the spare change to get tech certs?

  26. past work and references by bloodhawk · · Score: 1

    If your solo and have no qualifications so to speak, then you need your evidence of past work and probably references from happy customers you have done this for. If you don't have either of those then you are up shit creek without a paddle as why would anyone hire a freelancer without those in a market where there are plenty of skilled individuals that have the evidence to back it up and many of them willing to do the job at good prices. Not saying you are one of these, but people who "think" they know how to do what you described because they built there home network and installed their own systems and help all there friends technically are a dime a dozen, and thankfully they keep the rest of us busy and paid cleaning up the mess they leave behind.

  27. Looking at it the wrong way... by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 1

    You're viewing this as an IT industry problem.

    Considering what you're about to do for 4+ years, maybe you should treat this as a psych problem!

    1. Re:Looking at it the wrong way... by mysidia · · Score: 2

      Considering what you're about to do for 4+ years, maybe you should treat this as a psych problem!

      It's more like a marketing problem... if you need the certificates to market yourself, and a business tradeoff regarding the cost.

      Getting the certs might have a high upfront price, BUT that price might be worth it, if you get more business faster as a result of having it.

  28. Do freelance Psychology work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    n/t

  29. Evidence by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

    You proof things using evidence.

    You proof IT experience by showing the results of your IT experience.

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    1. Re:Evidence by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      No I don't. I proof things by looking at them very carefully.

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    2. Re:Evidence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like things that are 80 proof! Come here, JD!

  30. Re:WTF? Getting a PhD but IT certs are too expensi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is there even such a thing a Drupal cert?

    I would not be surprised to find that such a thing exists. I would also not be surprised to find that there are certs for Microsoft Office.

  31. Show your open source projects by alexru · · Score: 2

    Good project worth a lot and tells a lot about its author.

    1. Re:Show your open source projects by NuclearCat · · Score: 2

      To be more exact it should be successful project.

  32. Focus on web design. by asmkm22 · · Score: 1

    If you're main focus is on web design, you have it really easy. Take a week to build out 10 or 15 websites of varying complexity and purpose, and host them all on a basic VPS. When someone asks for your credentials, give them a link of the online portfolio. For the vast majority of clients, that will tell them a lot more about your skill set than a few certs. It's fairly easy for the average person or business to look at a web site and decide if it's professional or fun or whatever.

    Now the part about setting up Linux networks and servers and stuff is a bit more out of reach, since the average person can't look at a server or router config and have any clue as to what it means. They want you to have some kind of certification or recommendation from other businesses precisely because they can't judge those skills.

    My advice, is to just focus on the web side of things. You have the advantage of being able to get some marketing out to an audience much larger than your immediate area, which should more than make up for any "lost" business on the networking side of things.

    1. Re:Focus on web design. by mumblestheclown · · Score: 2

      I'm sorry, but this is terrible advice. I routinely hire programmers and designers both in person and using internet remote worker service and let me tell you that nothing puts me off quicker than some crap (and if you put 10-15 together in a week, they're going to be crap) websites that somebody points to and says "look I did those websites." This provides no context and pre-supposes that I, the potential employer, am an idiot.

      Anybody who really knows anything in this industry can do some combination of two things:
      1. show a portfolio of projects done over time
      2. be able to discuss, in depth, details about each of the projects

      #2 without #1 is fine, as it takes about 2 minutes of questions for me to see if the person is full of it or not. #1 without #2 is "ok" if the projects are sufficiently complex that I can uniquely identify the person's style and contribution, but this is rare.

      a plate full of "demo" websites means that the person does not have #1 and likely would pass a test at #2 - so, they get the boot.

      in fact, far far far far far far far far far far far far better than your poor idea is if the person has a personal or hobby website that they have maintained over time, so that I can see their evolution and the problems they have had to solve.

    2. Re:Focus on web design. by asmkm22 · · Score: 1

      Neither you nor I have any idea of what his skill level is. My advice wasn't for him to attempt to trick people into thinking he's skilled. In fact, I have to assume he's as skilled as he claims for the purpose of answering his question. Nothing more.

      Obviously if he puts together a bunch of crappy demo sites or rips them off from someone else, then he'll come out looking like an idiot 2 minutes into the interview. Instead of going down that road, I figured I'd answer his question rather than question his abilities.

    3. Re:Focus on web design. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No-one can build 10-15 quality websites of even a simple level in a week. No matter what their skill level. It's bad advice. If someone wants to get a good reputation for building sites and systems then they need to do quality work and put in way more effort than a single week. Having a dozen crappy sites in place of even a single good quality one is just plain stupid.

  33. Re:WTF? Getting a PhD but IT certs are too expensi by CRCulver · · Score: 2

    Getting a PhD but IT certs are too expensive?

    Education in many countries, especially at the PhD level, is free. There may not always be grants available or other research or teaching positions on offer to pay the bills, leaving the student rather short of cash. Why do you assume that a PhD student has lots of income to invest in certs?

    Seems to me like the poster thinks he/she can make big money in IT freelancing without verifiable training, or experience.

    Read again. The poster noted his verifiable experience: "I can only prove my knowledge by ... showing what I've done so far."

  34. I find that so-called certifications by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    usually tend to be an indicator of exactly the opposite of what they are sold as being - if you had to go take a class, you probably do NOT know WTF you are doing.

  35. Show your sites. If you don't have one, make one. by Sarusa · · Score: 1

    Certs mean nothing to us when hiring. A degree means something so far as you stuck in there and got the degree.

    But show us something you've done? That's gold. Doesn't matter if it's just for yourself as long as we can take a look at it.

    So make one really polished public Drupal site you can show potential employers. Put down 'skilled at Linux' (people tend to believe this pathetically easy) and if they ask you about it be prepared to back it up.

    If you can't show us a single thing you've done we're unlikely to hire you no matter what's on your resume.

  36. Show Your Work by eWarz · · Score: 1

    As many others have stated. Show previous work. If you don't have previous work, get a job that will give you experience. I have no college degree. I barely graduated high school due to lack of interest, etc. 10 years later I'm in my prime, making decent pay at a company that is totally awesome to work for.

  37. Why not finance your Psych PhD with Psych work? by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 2

    This seems blatantly obvious to me. Forget any psych certs and licenses. You can do IT work without them, and you can do the same in the psych field. Just don't lie about your qualifications.

    Most psych patients won't give a damn about your qualifications anyway. All you need to do is listen to your patients. Psych patients don't feel better because they talk about things. They feel better because someone is listening to them about their problems. If patients have initial problems talking, just stay quiet, and stare at them with a puppy dog look. This shows your devotion, and that you are so interested in them that you are willing to wait for them to talk. Take notes. Before each session, read the notes and bring up topics during the session. This, again, shows the patient that someone is interested in their problems. Psych therapy is a long process, so you can always shove off difficult issues to follow-up sessions. If you are lucky, the issue will take of itself.

    Now imagine if IT was like that! In a heated meeting about bugs and missed deadlines, just say something like:

    "Now I feel anger here. It is really important for all of us to recognize that there is anger here, and we need to accept the presence of anger. There are issues here and we are not all happy about them. But we do have to accept that we cannot always be happy all the time. Not being happy is part of being a human being. Now about the system having bugs, bugs are an inherent part of programs. If it didn't have bugs, it wouldn't really be a full living program. By having bugs, the program is just completing the totality of its existence. And as to the deadlines, sometimes we are just being too hard on ourselves . . . "

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    1. Re:Why not finance your Psych PhD with Psych work? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He may be planning on combining the two. There's a shortage of psychiatrists so there's demand for psych therapy that can be done on one's own through a computer program (or website, or whatever). IIRC, there's currently a ton of work being done to offer such things to combat veterans to mitigate PTSD. But it's also a possibility that he has several fields of interest and wants some variety in his life.

    2. Re:Why not finance your Psych PhD with Psych work? by docmordin · · Score: 1

      This seems blatantly obvious to me. Forget any psych certs and licenses. You can do IT work without them, and you can do the same in the psych field. Just don't lie about your qualifications.

      Actually, most countries, including the United States, require that counseling psychologists obtain a license, let alone pass tests, to offer their craft to the public. If someone is found, just like in medicine or in clinical psychiatry, practicing without such a license, they will be slapped with some steep fines and jail time. (Granted, there is some wiggle room with regards to this, as ordained pastors and rabbis are allowed to provide counseling within the context of religious duties; moreover, if these religious ministers have suitable advanced training or degrees, they can ethically provide psychotherapy.)

      Also, as an aside, the submitter might not have the proper background to engage in psychological counseling. For example, there are many that focus exclusively on research and look at phenomena, which are distant from those behaviors useful in a psychotherapy setting, such as how humans parse space, how we learn new concepts, how we analyze various items, etc.

    3. Re:Why not finance your Psych PhD with Psych work? by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Psych patients don't feel better because they talk about things. They feel better because someone is listening to them about their problems

      Bullshit. Listening does nothing. If you're not prepared to offer specific techniques to retrain a patients brain, you're no better than a phone psychic.

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    4. Re:Why not finance your Psych PhD with Psych work? by hendrikboom · · Score: 1

      There are quite a few psychological problems for which analysis (which seems to be what you're describing) is worthless. These maladies need more active and specific kinds of therapy, and it takes a fair amount of training and experience to provide it. And a PhD. in psychology is a usual prerequisite for practising. He's not there yet.

  38. "Proving" knowledge by mysidia · · Score: 1

    How To Prove IT Knowledge Without Expensive Certificates?

    Prove it with Inexpensive certificates. Prove it with 3rd party endorsements/referrals.

  39. Re:first post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    did i get it?

    You did, but I'm still a bit dubious about your actual first post skills. Do you have a certificate or something to show for it?

  40. Brainbench.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    They ensure not that you have "listened" the lectures.
    They certify that you have passed complex online exams.

    1. Re:Brainbench.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is going to sound odd, but I've actually had companies request that I take exams there before they'll even interview with me.

  41. Goddammit, mods >:( by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Are there any free or cheap alternatives to get certificates or other more convincing ways to prove your IT knowledge?

    Wrong question. What you really meant to ask:

    Are there any free or cheap alternatives to get clients?

    The one time there is actually insightful comment on Slashdot, it's modded interesting.

  42. Re:Show your sites. If you don't have one, make on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What's your company? Please tell me. I have a non-tech related bachelors but I know Linux (cut my teeth on Slackware for four years as my first distro). I've been reduced to nothing and now I'm contemplating going back to school JUST to add "Bachelors in XXX....and I know Linux".

    I'm willing to start as low as it gets. The help desk. Whatever. I'm just desperate.

  43. I am confused by Osgeld · · Score: 2

    why would I hire a hobbiest thats majoring in a totally different subject?

    I can hire a IT pro for a bag of peanuts in this day and age, and you want me to waste time on hobby hour?

    heh

  44. The worth of any pieces of paper by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This isn't targeted at the author of the article, but I just need to get it out there and this article is very related:

    I can't believe how useless degrees are these days. I mean, seriously, if you're busy with a PhD and you don't even know how to market yourself, what have you attained? That's the case all over the world. People get degrees but have no idea how to get work or even find work. They usually rely on a professor's referral or bursary requirements and people who have neither don't have a clue.

    Obviously a gross generalisation, but it's b3coming more and more the case these days.

    Kids think they can get their degree and then they'll be swamped with job offerings. Well, guess what? Having a degree is very common these days and alone won't get you employed. You need to differentiate yourself from the other degree-bearing masses. Some do it by networking, some do it by formalising other skills, other just plainly study so hard that they do very well at uni/college.

    The thing is, no company wants to employ a graduate that they have to train from scratch. They'll always go for the more accomplished, balanced, driven candidate.

    To answer your question: formalise your IT skills and network like crazy. You obviously have a website, use it as an online portfolio to showcase your work and also promote your skills at the bottom of the sites you've made. In short, do whatever you can to diversify yourself and never expect Business to just come your way. Prove to people that you are the best and you'll be fine.

  45. Objection! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It wasn't renowned in the 90s. On second thought, objection withdrawn.

    Anyway, you don't want that crap. Might look into getting coursera or udacity "certs" instead. At the very least they'll get you started and while officially devoid of any credit (but free not counting the work you do to get them) you do get something to show off, and that might work while they're still new and exciting.

    1. Re:Objection! by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      is comptia like a "computer driving card"?

      We have that kind of thing in Finland. it doesn't matter shit. in fact, I acquired it two times just going through public schooling.

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    2. Re:Objection! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Parent is referring to the ECDL - and he's right, it doesn't matter shit. In fact it's fairly good warning flag if someone even stoops to mention it in a CV/interview.

  46. prove knowledge... by chentiangemalc · · Score: 1

    1) references 2) your previous work 3) communication of your knowledge demonstrated in technical interview 4) most certs are not expensive if you already know the topic. just do the exams and avoid the courses. if you're expert you may not even need to study for them.

  47. Many Options by mike_toscano · · Score: 2

    Believe it or not, your prospective clients will probably not ask about your certifications at all. Your experience may differ but while I have five certifications and a technology-related masters degree, I have not had any questions from prospects about certifications or education during my entire career (as far as I can remember, anyway).

    As other commenters have mentioned, shows of previous work and references will probably yield the most benefit in winning new clients. In my experience, getting new business from smaller clients is more about networking and building relationships than anything else. Even though I encourage clients to look at my previous work and speak to references, the smaller clients pretty much never take me up on it. Larger firms tend to have a more conservative, structured, and objective approach to engaging new vendors, however.

    That said, some certifications aren't too expensive. CompTIA is a lower-priced option, though not exactly cheap (http://certification.comptia.org/Training/testingcenters/examprices.aspx). If you think getting a certification might help, maybe consider getting something like Linux+ and/or Network+. Both credentials require one exam.

    In your situation, it might make sense to seek a part time job or contract somewhere, rather than run your own business. If you have your own company (even for those of us who are highly experienced), you will likely burn a lot of time trying to snag new business. The nice thing about working for someone else is that you are earning money for all your effort, which is why I think working for the man might be best for you -- your time to dedicate to this job will be limited.

    Best of luck in your work and your studies!

    Mike

  48. impress yourself with your portfolio by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Although I haven't used it yet, I found...
    Just start writing a portfolio. You'll be surprised how much you've accomplished, AND how COOL it is.

  49. do it like me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Become a Certified Application Security Specialist! (http://www.asscert.com)

    This will look great on your resume and impress the shit out of prospective employers.

    1. Re:do it like me by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      You know that's almost as good as a CEH...

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  50. Re:WTF? Getting a PhD but IT certs are too expensi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    This post makes no sense. Is there even such a thing a Drupal cert? If there is, hardly anybody asks for it.

    The poster is doing a Ph D in psychology. The post makes perfect sense in this context: He is observing the reactions to the post, and will write a thesis about slashdot and online collaboration, whateva.

  51. Referencees by firecode · · Score: 1

    Referencees

  52. Actually some psych majors do want to self-treat by perpenso · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Psych students are all nuts and think they will somehow figure out their own issues at school.

    That makes a lot of sense. I've often found that engineering students are shoddily put together and hope to figure out their own issues at school. Also that physics students are mostly composed from particles beyond the Standard Model and medical students are dying of cancer. English lit students can't read and communications majors tend to be deaf-mutes. Based on your shoddy understanding of logic, I'm guessing... philosophy major?

    Mock the GP all you like but my Psych 101 professor basically said they occasionally do have people choose the major in an attempt at self-treatment. The professor confessed he did so himself. He said that when he came home from Vietnam he was able to go to college using G.I. Bill benefits, wasn't sure what he wanted to study and chose psychology hoping it would help him deal with his personal issues. He said it did not, that it never does, and that anyone sitting in the class thinking of going that route should save themselves some time and frustration and seek professional help now.

    He was a great professor by the way. His humorous description of how he progressed through all five stages of grief (denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance) in seconds during his first firefight was quite memorable. This sh*t can't be happening ... why is that mother f'er shooting at me ... God is you let me survive this ... sh*t I am not going to survive this ... might as well do my "job" until then.

  53. You don't need the course... by Charliemopps · · Score: 1

    Just test out of it. Most certs you can go take the test for, for under $200.

    Also, you're PhD makes me suspicious that we're all being sucked into some graduate study.

  54. Reference, previous work by gweihir · · Score: 1

    Get written references from people you worked before, and wherever possible show them what you did. You may also be able to do some CS courses for credit in the context of the PhD, to get something academic.

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  55. What is your plan for the Psych PhD? by damn_registrars · · Score: 1

    If you want to do research (rather than psychotherapy) you might want to consider a degree in neuroscience, which often comes with a stipend for the student. Then you wouldn't have to try to moonlight to avoid taking on school-related debt - which a lot of programs frown on anyways.

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  56. Re:WTF? Getting a PhD but IT certs are too expensi by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

    Compared to working in a mine in Africa yes, but not by first-world standards.

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  57. Re: after putting up with the stupidity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Today's students don't want to have to think. They study to try to pick a correct answer out of a mix of incorrect answers, but they don't perform well if they have to come up with the answer on their own.

    I taught anatomy and physiology to a group of nursing students (there was one non-nursing student in my group of ~20) during a summer session. I realize that health care is in great peril, not from Obamacare, but from the people that we are going to have taking care of us.

    As for medical school, I knew a lot before I went. I'd had biochemistry, microbiology, physiology, and pharmacology classes before I went. Now, residency (general surgery) was where I gained real knowledge. One bit of knowledge that I learned is that the 100 hour work week is a real bitch. The residents today, that have an 80 hour work week limit have it so easy!!

  58. Why? by vlm · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Unfortunately that isn't always sufficient to convince potential customers.

    You sure about that? Like the interviewer literally and HONESTLY said the reason you were not picked was:

    Since I never studied ICT nor followed a course that resulted in a certificate, I can only prove my knowledge by actually doing stuff or showing what I've done so far

    There's a lot of people looking for work... how do you know its not the bosses son who got the job or whatever, regardless of your wallpaper?

    I've never had a job interview where they cared about anything other than what I have done, with THREE exceptions:

    1) We only hire bachelors degree holders as an idiotic policy (back before I got my otherwise worthless degree)

    2) Our contract w/ Cisco means that we "need" to hire a certain percentage of CCNA CCNP CCIE to maintain a lower contract cost or something (been there, done that, got the CCNA and CCNP, long since expired)

    3) We're high tech pimps and we spend lots of money to advertise that our hos all have a certain cert... we don't care about the cert but our customers, apparently, do.

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  59. Prove to what kind of person, exactly? by Type44Q · · Score: 1

    If you're technically skilled and so's your customer, you'll obviously find it easier to demonstrate your level of proficiency. On the flipside, if you're attempting to sell yourself to an HR manager, the only way to prove anything to one of them is with a brick to the side of their head.

  60. Absolutely, but even better: by QilessQi · · Score: 4, Interesting

    show them documentation you've written. UML diagrams, tutorials, presentations.

    Everyone wants an IT specialist who can sling code, but if you can convey information effectively to help other people work better, it shows that you're focused on the bigger picture and the longer term.

    1. Re:Absolutely, but even better: by west · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Just be a bit careful that you aren't showing anything that a previous customer might consider confidential.

      Nothing can freak out a customer like a demonstration that you will reveal their confidential information at the drop of a hat.

      (Saw this happen when a company competing for a contract blithely showed pre-publication work they were doing for a direct competitor. When called on it, they said that of course, the work for *us* would be held in complete confidentiality...)

    2. Re:Absolutely, but even better: by QilessQi · · Score: 1

      Absolutely; great point.

  61. Just one word. by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1
    Photoshop.

    Well, if you don't have the IT skills needed to print your own certificates, three words: "University of Phoenix".

    Well, if that is a little too expensive, try some distance learning program of diploma mills from Chennai, Bangalore, Hyderabad, Karnool, Anantapur, Kakinada, Vijayawada, Chirala, Bapatla, Kattangulaththur, West Rajaseekamangalam, Thiruvadanai, East Seevalpatti, Kalayarkoil or Thondi. Typical diplomas go for about 100 Rs each. Three for 250. Wait for Diwali sale to save even more money.

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  62. What I think you are asking is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I am sure you know what most people have been telling you.
            - If you know your stuff, you can take many of the cert tests for not that much money after reading a book.
            - There are a bunch of these and most aren't worth anything.
            - There are better ways to market yourself than certificates.
            - Your belief in a credibility gap will negatively impact your ability to find work.

    What I think you are asking is if there are any that the /. community finds actually worthy of some respect and have some relation to the areas you list to help you with what you feel is a credibility gap.

    As a programmer, I really don't have an answer for you.

  63. Re:WTF? Getting a PhD but IT certs are too expensi by burisch_research · · Score: 2

    You insensitive clod! I freelance in IT working for a mine in Africa!

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  64. Do what many of the H1B's do. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Have fake certs made to flash around.

  65. Re:Actually some psych majors do want to self-trea by HornWumpus · · Score: 2

    Because this is /. The stages of acceptance when put on a new software project.

    1. Denial. The code can't be this bad.

    2. Anger. I'm going to break all of 'old coders' fingers so he can never do this again, all his toes to just to be sure. (I've just blown anon. I've left this message in comments several times).

    3. Bargaining. Let me rewrite 'core function' and I can live with the 'data model'.

    4. Depression. Just shoot me, 'core function' uses 'utility function set' which is tied to 'whole mess' I'm fucked.

    5. Acceptance. We'll just keep this limping along until management authorizes a complete rewrite (at this point all your fingers should be broken).

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  66. You won't have time to work. by thesandtiger · · Score: 1

    If you are paying for your PhD in psychology it means you don't have an assistantship, and it also means you will have a very, very, very hard time competing against other people once you graduate. Doing IT work during your graduate studies will make you even less desirable as a graduate because it's nice that you have skills in that area, but those don't translate to useful research skills, and there are a fair number of computer savvy grads coming out who also have research skills and experience, so they are vastly more desirable.

    In my lab, we bin any post-doc who applies who didn't have an assistantship because, well, what's wrong with them that nobody wanted to take them on? And we would also have to spend far, far more time training them thawe would someone who had been doing research or working with faculty during their graduate studies at that level.

    If you do have an assistantship, there is really no way in hell you're going to have time to handle everything. I know they *say* 20ish hours of work per week, but it really goes far beyond that.

    Being a freelancer/consultant eats up a LOT of time. I mean for every billable hour you have, or for every project you get, you are going to be spending a ton of time getting the work or adjusting to your client's changing demands. It sounds like you're really green (else wise why are you asking such basic questions here) so my prediction is that you would get eaten alive.

    Seriously, as someone who is now working in your desired field and who has in the past done IT consulting, focus on your studies, get in a lab to do research (eveif you are in a clinical program - research experience makes you vastly more desirable in any number of ways) and get a job that has extremely defined hours if you need to pay the bills. Unless you are super human (and your basic question indicates to me that you aren't) you will just be completely screwed.

    Again, I don't meats shit on your hopes, but seriously, if you want your PhD to be useful and worthwhile, focus on that and don't worry about tech stuff except as a hobby.

    Signed, someone who went through her first semester in a clinical science psych PhD program thinking she could easily handle the coursework, TA and RA responsibilities, and also a part time job that required any thought at all, and learned from her mistake.

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  67. GET TO THE WORK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guarantee if you come work for me and dont get fired in the first 60 days, you will be improving your IT skills.

  68. Get your A+ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm the owner of my company, so a bit part of my job is following certifications to qualify us for certain clients. That said for roles in my organisation where I know real-life technical knowledge is way more important than the cert, I recommend and pay for the A+, and let them develop their career on their own.

    The A+, is THE entry-level IT Technician Certification. It covers a large range of basic criteria and qualifies you as a "Certified IT Technician". Small clients won't expect/understand the benefits of the other certs so for this use-case it's the best cost/benefit.

    Also, please don't go running around installing CentOS servers in small offices. AD works just fine, don't fix what isn't broken. There is a time and place for Linux but trust me, it's mostly not in small offices.

    1. Re:Get your A+ by 1s44c · · Score: 1

      Also, please don't go running around installing CentOS servers in small offices. AD works just fine, don't fix what isn't broken. There is a time and place for Linux but trust me, it's mostly not in small offices.

      AD works fine until the OS crashes at the first perfectly valid request it doesn't like the look of. I've seen this in a multinational's production environment and it cost a few million a day in downtime until MS finally patched it up. Your average Linux distribution isn't perfect but most of them are a lot more stable and secure than anything Microsoft have ever produced.

      A small company with AD is going to end up a medium company who can't get off AD without serious pain and maybe a big company suffering from bad security, bad uptime, as well as huge costs from the ever increasing number of AD controllers.

  69. How to immigrate? by tepples · · Score: 1

    Education in many countries, especially at the PhD level, is free.

    Getting into those countries other than through birth, on the other hand, is not.

    1. Re:How to immigrate? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Education is completely free in Finland, even for foreigners. Foreigners just don't get assistance for living expenses, so they are required to prove they have enough money to live here. Other than living expenses it's all free.

    2. Re:How to immigrate? by CRCulver · · Score: 1

      Getting into those countries other than through birth, on the other hand, is not.

      Nonsense. If you apply to one of these universities and are accepted, then you simply ask the country's government for a student visa and can move there. As long as you maintain a certain amount of money in the bank (something like 6000â), it's pretty much automatic for anyone from a first world country (and for many from the developing world).

    3. Re:How to immigrate? by tepples · · Score: 1

      So do I understand you correctly that these universities don't have a strict government-imposed limit on how many students they can accept on a student visa?

  70. Get a degree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would get a PHD in IT, instead of Psychology.

  71. Immigration departments also say "degree or GTFO" by tepples · · Score: 1

    I must have missed the memo about the uniform global legal system.

    What I've seen is pretty much uniform: If you weren't born here, and you don't already have an accredited master's degree and work experience, get out.

  72. Step 1 of 1 by Tastecicles · · Score: 1

    Change your major. Psychology locks you into child stealing and little else.

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  73. communication tip by Onymous+Coward · · Score: 1

    Please don't top-post with a complete quote in forums where the parent comment is immediately visible.

  74. Re:WTF? Getting a PhD but IT certs are too expensi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Education in many countries, especially at the PhD level, is free.

    Really? You mean that the professors (in the countries you are referring to) work for free? I know they don't! Somebody pays for that "free" education, somehow. In fact, that "free" education gives the students enjoying it such peace of mind that they don't have to worry about employability (return on investment, really, although other people's money is invested) after graduation. In the US, government loans and lies by the universities make students think their education will be free (because—so the twisted thinking goes—they will borrow the money to go to college and after graduating they will be earning so much money that their student loan will be of no issue). University education in the US is very expensive, mostly thanks to government intervention, and should be treated as a risky investment, which is what it is. In countries with "free" education, the investment risk is socialized.

  75. They don't care by holophrastic · · Score: 1

    I've been working in the industry for over 20 years, 18 years with my own business. No one asks me about my skills, about my credentials, or if I even went to high school, let alone graduated from it. All of my clients come from the word of mouth of other clients. Correctly, no one could care less.

  76. response by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have heard this argument over and over throughout the start of my IT career. I have worked in IT since I was a teenager. I have held various jobs such as a network administrator, technical support, systems implementation, and system maintenance roles.

    I think there are two ways to looking at an IT career.

    The first way is a bottom up approach where you are a user expert of a system provided by a vendor. For example, Microsoft Operating Systems, XYZ Software, Inc, Red Hat Linux Systems, Intel Diagnostic phone boards. These systems require experts to install, configure, and maintain these systems. When problems arise, they need to be able to provide troubleshooting skills to solving the various problems that come with implementing and maintaining these systems.

    The second way is a top down approach to an IT career. This is when you work at organizations that make the systems. I call these the technologist creationists, the inventors like Bill Gates or Steve Jobs, or Larry Ellis, Larry Page, Linus Torvalds, Marc Andreessen, Mark Zuckerberg. The typical debate here is to the riches, but many of these people had the environment, support, and passion to be a tech creationist. These are the founders but for every founder there is an army of people with high education and experience that put together such large systems like the mars rover, missile attack systems, GPS, phone networks, and the likes. This level of skill requires a lot of education, a lot of studying, and a lot of persistence, and passion to make happen. Can this be done without an education? Sure. Can you live the fantasy that being at this level is easy and you can do it because of the motivational stories you hear, which in other words propaganda is, sure, everyone needs motivation. This level is hard, and it requires a different skill set, commitment, discipline, and network.

    So with these two distinct roles in the market place it all depends on your goals. If you just want to be a user expert and political person that manages a vendor relationship for an organization focus on the bottom up approach, go get those certs, go get that computer science degree, network. If you want to do the top down approach, study, network, build, collaborate, be a bottom up user that can innovate the future and understands the vision.

    I think those that attack certs don't clearly understand their purpose/objective as a basic requirement for a role. In addition to the people who don't do it, don't do it because of the time commitment, resources, cost, and because they fear looking like an idiot if they don't pass. Those that look down on people with certs as not being able to perform in the work place, that is a whole different issue to me. As for the computer science degree argument, its really the same thing in my eyes because I know people with computer science degrees who have no drive in an IT career. I know people who have masters and have weak performance and understanding of the system they are working on. Then there is also the people side to the organization, the politics, which like I mentioned earlier is a whole separate area.

    That’s my input.

  77. Build your contact base by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Prior to all my professional positions, oh heck even during a couple of them, I had some consulting deals I was working on. I don't have degrees or certs, I have contacts/clients who know me and my work. Sometimes these contacts even give me a referral at a company I haven't applied to yet. Good luck!

  78. Re:Odesk gives you certificates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can write FREE tests at odesk and your high scores can pull clients in. I know.

  79. Thanks a lot for all your input!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I posted the original question and I'm completely overwhelmed about how many people took the time to post an answer. Besides that I'm also amazed about how the slashdot community moderates itself....

    After going through almost all answers I've found a couple of great things that I haven't considered yet on the one hand, and on the other I now have a bit more certainty that things I assumed to be the right way are actually right ;)

    Maybe it's interesting for some of you to know a bit about my background and how this question came up in the first place:
    Till now using Linux and Drupal was indeed just a big (sometimes even too big) hobby next to an academic "career" in psychology and sociology (set in quot. marks since sometimes you can't life on it alone). The closest thing to use my skills professionally till half a year ago was, when I worked as a network administrator in a big student dorm on an almost pro-bono basis ;) ... and it wasn't till I got a part-time job (limited for one project) at a marketing company, where I worked with professionals, that I found out that my skill level is actually not too bad and that I could actually make some money with it. I'm not after the big money and I don't have any illusions, I just want to earn enough to persue my goal of acquiring an phd, living in a country where a phd is not free, but also not nearly as expensive as in the U.S..

  80. Khan Academy by NewYork · · Score: 1
  81. CCNA - CompTIA by Dabido · · Score: 1

    For networks of any kind, a CCNA works wonders. I know it's a certification, (which is what you expressed avoiding) but there are enough resources out there to learn everything that it contains for free, then you just need to sit the exam (which costs $$$). But, even when I used to work with Nortel equipment, the CCNA seemed to be valued more than the Nortel equivalent (I have no idea why). But, it at least proves some Networking chops. The thing I hate about certification though is they only last three years, and if you let them lapse (as I have done), you end up looking like you know nothing even if you have enough pieces of paper to get the bonfire going for your cremation after you die (which is a joke my friends make about how many pieces of paper I have earned over the years). I'm in the middle of going back and getting re-certified in several IT areas, simply because I need to look like I know something, and I've been in IT for 25 years (longer if you count my first real IT course in 1981). I've met others who have been in IT for 25 years who never got past setting up desktops or Helpdesk, so the cert. at least helps differentiate you from those sorts of people. Then, there are the CompTIA courses (which I believe others have mentioned), which are similar in the fact there are free resources and you just need to pay for the test.

    For some reason previous experience doesn't always seem to count with some companies, especially if non-IT knowledgable managers are in charge (where pointing out that you looked after a WAN that connected 360+ different LAN's together just gets you blank looks). They only seem to understand a piece of paper.

    The only other thing I can recommend is cheaper certification from places like Brainbench (never used them myself), where it's about $50 per test. I have no idea how much weight those certs carry as I've never met anyone who had one, I just know of their existence because someone online recommended them to me to get certs from back in about 2000.

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