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When the Hiring Boss Is an Algorithm

Hugh Pickens writes "Joseph Walker writes at the WSJ that although personality tests have a long history in hiring, sophisticated software has now made it possible to evaluate more candidates, amass more data and peer more deeply into applicants' personal lives and interests. This allows employers to predict specific outcomes, such as whether a prospective hire will quit too soon, file disability claims, or steal. For example after a half-year trial that cut attrition by a fifth, Xerox now leaves all hiring for its 48,700 call-center jobs to software. Xerox used to pay lots of attention to applicants who had done the job before. Then, an algorithm told the company that experience doesn't matter. It determined what does matter in a good call-center worker — one who won't quit before the company recoups its $5,000 investment in training. By putting applicants through a battery of tests and then tracking their job performance, Evolv has developed a model for the ideal call-center worker (PDF). The data recommend a person who lives near the job, has reliable transportation and uses one or more social networks, but not more than four. He or she tends not to be overly inquisitive or empathetic, but is creative. 'Some of the assumptions we had weren't valid,' says Connie Harvey, Xerox's chief operating officer of commercial services. However, data-based hiring can expose companies to legal risk. Practices that even unintentionally filter out older or minority applicants can be illegal under federal equal opportunity laws. If a hiring practice is challenged in court as discriminatory, a company must show the criteria it is using are proven to predict success in the job."

245 comments

  1. Re:Reason is simple: U.S. Workers are stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    japanese workers cost a fraction of what US workers are paid?...

  2. Ideal call-centre employee? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Low self esteem? Ideal employee.

    1. Re:Ideal call-centre employee? by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 1

      The ideal corporate employee puts themselves last.

      They want robots they can put in carbonite at night and not pay.

    2. Re:Ideal call-centre employee? by NevarMore · · Score: 2, Funny

      They want robots they can put in carbonite at night and not pay.

      That wouldn't be efficient at all, the hibernation sickness would have them wiped out for the first half of the shift at least!

    3. Re:Ideal call-centre employee? by jellomizer · · Score: 2

      It depends on the job.
      For cases of trying to prevent theft people who are working as a Call-Center employee people who have High-Self esteem (AKA Diva's) Will often feel that they are too good for this work, and feel justified of stealing stuff as compensation for the extra pay that they are not getting because they are so great.

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    4. Re:Ideal call-centre employee? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      people who have High-Self esteem (AKA Diva's)

      No.

    5. Re:Ideal call-centre employee? by tnk1 · · Score: 1

      That's what cheap, mass produced stimulants are for.

      And all they need to do is make sure the hibernation/stimulant cycle only burns them out after they have recouped their $5,000 training investment.

  3. Re:Reason is simple: U.S. Workers are stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    apparently they are smart enough to know call center jobs suck ass

  4. That explains a lot by afidel · · Score: 5, Insightful

    tends not to be overly inquisitive or empathetic

    Well, if the bean counters consider the lack of those qualities to be what makes for a good callcenter worker then it's no wonder that the quality of support has gone down as fast as it has. Six or seven years ago when I called into support there was about a 50% chance of reaching someone who was smart and could solve my problem without relying on a script (which never solve my problem because if it can be found in available documentation I've already tried it before calling support), today there's maybe a 5% change if that.

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    1. Re:That explains a lot by PieDode · · Score: 2

      It's your own fault for living in the U.S. Move to Europe (or anywhere else) and you get local support in your own language. It's one of the perks European countries have because we all have our own languages.

    2. Re:That explains a lot by cornjones · · Score: 0

      maybe mainland you do but in the UK, that isn't the case... I would say that a quarter of the help desks for national UK companies are based in the UK (completely anecdotally)

    3. Re:That explains a lot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      All of the intelligent empathetic ones quit because they're tired of the bullshit. If you prioritize actually helping the customers, you don't spend enough time trying to upsell them with useless extra features. Apparently customer service doesn't mean solving the customer's problem, it means extorting more money them.

    4. Re:That explains a lot by h4rr4r · · Score: 3, Funny

      You don't have your own language, which is why the other folks were getting more local support.

      Nothing as bad as the USA though; at one point I asked nicely to be transfered to someone who spoke English when on the phone with Dell Server Support and the agent screamed at me that he was in Georgia(the state) and raised there. I would have rather been talking to an Indian.

    5. Re:That explains a lot by SQLGuru · · Score: 2

      If the script works 70% of the time, then they just need someone who is able to follow the script without straying. These people are the L1 techs that man the phone. At some point the script says "escalate to L2". You pay L2 more because they are the ones that are inquisitive and will dig into a problem a little more. Your best bet is to not use the phone but to use online chat instead.......you bypass any accent issues and you can get your case past the script faster.

    6. Re:That explains a lot by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

      Ok, so that means you can talk to the call center drones in your own language. It still doesn't mean that they are able, or even willing to solve your problem. Their performance goal is the same as in call centers elsewhere: get you off the phone as quickly as possible, so that they can "serve" the most customers in the least time.

    7. Re:That explains a lot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Spain you usually get some guy in south-america. So it really only applies to countries with a language with no speakers in developing countries.

    8. Re:That explains a lot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The problem is, everyone starts as a L1 drone. They don't hire L2 techs based on their personality tests, they promote them from L1, and don't even hire the others.

    9. Re:That explains a lot by Russ1642 · · Score: 2

      You understand exactly. We'd like to hire you for our call centre and we pay the highest industry rate of $3.43/hr. When can you start?

    10. Re:That explains a lot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      See?

      We told you not to be an imperialistic powerhouse!
      You should trust our past imperial experiences
      Aigned, the italians.

    11. Re:That explains a lot by rsxaeon · · Score: 5, Insightful

      There is no such thing as asking nicely to speak to someone who speaks English when the person you are speaking to does speak English. Regardless of how well you feel they speak it, this is always rude.

    12. Re:That explains a lot by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      During the imperialism period, England and Spain, Were the big players pushing English and Spanish across the world. The French had a chance but sold it during the Napoleonic wars. Germany got into the imperialism way too late, the other countries (didn't expand that much) well we got some traction with Portuguese in Brazil. But for the most part English and Spanish dominated the rest of the world, for European languages.

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    13. Re:That explains a lot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      My girlfriend works in the QA group for a bank's call center - that message about "this call may be monitored or recorded for quality purposes..." when you call in? Yeah, that's her group doing the monitoring and/or recording. Call center workers are often judged by numbers of calls handled per hour - if you get really tied up in the emotional distress of a caller ("overly empathetic"), your metric plummets. If you get overly interested in a particularly troublesome issue a customer is having ("overly inquisitive"), your metric plummets.

      Call center workers are, ideally, a slightly less-automated knowledge base: you call, "here's my problem, or here's one of the 50 predetermined things I need to do," they are supposed to help you efficiently and move on to the next caller. If they hit a problem that is not covered by their scripts, they are *supposed* to escalate you to second or third-level support, where you will be put in touch with someone more knowledgeable and with a much higher level of expertise.

      As far as average / apparent quality, I believe it's gone down for two (related) reasons:
      1) The self-service options for many functions are "good enough" on company websites and mobile apps that you can often find the stuff you need by yourself without having to call.
      2) When you DO need to call, it's often for REAL weird shit - "When I flip the light switch on the wall, my laptop's screen (not docked, not plugged in to anything in the room) turns off." But you still need to get through the first-level "can I get the last 4 of your SSN and your home phone to confirm who you are," calls first.

      Bear in mind that as a Slashdot-posting presumed STEM-type, you're far more comfortable with online self-service tools than the bulk of the population. There's still quite a few people calling into these call centers with NO clue what a browser is, much less an SSL connection. And those people DO need to be serviced as well, and that's why the call center is staffed the way it is.

      As far as the knowledge levels of the phone drones, it's a matter of expertise & time value to the company. If you're an engineer, would you want to field every call from a customer for the product you work on? Even the really bonehead ones whose solution is, "flip the power switch," or "plug the fucking thing in"? The point of first line call center drones is to filter out the make-work from the actual problems. This allows the engineers and other knowledgeable people to not be bothered with a bunch of trivial stuff, and the low-paid drones in the call center can spend their far-less-costly-to-the-company time filtering out the trivial issues and routing only the ACTUAL problems to the people who are experts.

    14. Re:That explains a lot by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      I could not understand him at all, what else could I do? I coud not follow his instructions and I could not be sure he understood what I was saying as his responses may as well have been clicks and whistles for all the good they did me.
        I politely asked to speak to someone who spoke English more clearly.

      I tried to be as nice as I could. I am not sure why a company would hire someone with such an accent as a phone agent. It would be like hiring a welshman.

    15. Re:That explains a lot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Were you paying attention? It's not "bean counters" who are making decisions about the qualities that workers should have. The ENTIRE POINT of the article is that the company discovered that people aren't very good at making those determinations, so they're data mining to find them out.

      Your post makes a great populist appeal, though. Invoking the "good old days," deriding those doggone "bean counters." You could have a career dreaming up right-wing propaganda about their 1950s fantasy world, when everything was so much better than it is now.

    16. Re:That explains a lot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      While I will agree that chat CAN be better, it often is not. This is due to a couple of factors:

      1) Often a call center chat agent will have several chats in progress and sometimes they aren't typing in the correct window an try to solve a problem you don't have
      2) They still ask you again for the information you already gave them. Example:

      Agent: Hello and thank you for contacting support. I am being John and I will be assisting you with your issue today? What is seeming to be the problem? Me: Well, I already typed that in, but here it is again: My cable modem model #xxxxx, serial #yyyyy has all the correct lights. However I have no network connectivity out. I have powered it off and on, and I have connected my computer directly to it and it still does not give me an IP address. I have inserted a dumb hub and used Wire Shark to watch the ethernet frames and I can see zzzz. I need to know if this is an account issue or a hardware issue with the modem.
      Agent: Can you power off the modem and power it back on?
      Me: I've done that; you can see it above.
      Agent: Oh, I see. Can you please connect your computer directly to the cable modem?
      Me: (drops the chat in frustration)

    17. Re:That explains a lot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      we pay the highest industry rate of $3.43/hr

      let me guess, everybody else pays just $3.42/hr

    18. Re:That explains a lot by vux984 · · Score: 2

      Meh, that's -nothing-

      I bought a new 4port Dlink DIR-835 router the other day, and it doesn't have link lights for the 4 lan ports. Its got a power led, and an 'internet' led. Overall, I'm happy with the router, but I think network gear should have link lights. I find them indispensible for troubleshooting and determining which connections are active.

      So I contacted support, and wrote:

      Description Of Issue: There are no link lights for the LAN ethernet connections. What idiot thought that was a good idea? Please forward this as feedback to product development.

      Now I fully admit I could have phrased it better; but really I just hoped my comment would add to some aggregate of customer feedback that customers want link led's on network gear.

      And I didn't want to put time in to write a lengthy and thoughtful request as I had a feeling it was just going to get deleted at their end anyway since it wasn't actually a request for support.

      The reply I got back... well like I said, I really didn't expect anything; maybe at most a "thank you for contacting Dlink"... but here's the copy paste:

      Based on the description in the email it seems there are no link lights on the DIR-835. We would advise you to try changing the Ethernet cable, also try connecting the switch to different power socket. In case of still issue persists, it would be best if you speak with a live technician to resolve the issue. If they approve the product for RMA...

      -facepalm-

    19. Re:That explains a lot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Suggestion: Stop assuming they're dumb, and just fucking work with them. You KNOW they're going to break it down step by step. So instead of shouting at them and making them scroll up to re-read your initial data dump, try this:

      Agent: Hi [...] what's the problem?
      Me: I'm unable to connect to the internet.
      Agent: Can you power off the modem and power it back on?
      Me: I did that, and it made no difference.
      Agent: Can you please connect your computer directly to the cable modem?
      Me: I did that, and it made no difference.
      [... continue on giving him all of the data you've accumulated in small doses. ...]

      When you slam somebody with a fucking book's worth of diagnostic issue, and immediately jump to "I NEED TO KNOW if the problem is X or Y," you're only going to frustrate them and yourself. They HAVE to follow the script. You need to get through the script as quickly as possible to get to someone who knows more about the problem than the level 1 guy - so WORK WITH the script. I never understand why people find this so frustrating - yes, they're asking you to do things you've already done - so simply say, "okay, I did that, no change." You don't need to argue with them, you don't need to try and hurry them along - work with them, and they'll be able to help you faster.

      Sometimes getting the help you need is as easy as treating the person whose job it is to help you with a little respect - remember, you need something from them. Responding to them in a tone that says, "hey you dumb brown-skinned Indian motherfucker, speak english, and stop asking me stupid shit, because I'm a smart smart american," is just going to guarantee they'll do the minimum possible to help you. Respond to them in a tone that says, "Hey, I'm stuck, and you're the guy who's going to help me get unstuck, and I appreciate your help," might just help you get a solution (or at least get to Level 2 or 3 support) faster.

    20. Re:That explains a lot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try Glaswegian. The Welsh speak intelligble English and often Welsh as well. A Glaswegian speaks only English with an accent so thick they can't understand each other.

    21. Re:That explains a lot by Americano · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So you made a suggestion to the people whose job it is to solve customer issues, you were obnoxious and vague... and you're upset that they didn't understand what you were getting at?

      http://www.dlink.com/us/en/home-solutions/contact-d-link
      Fill in your name, email address, select "Marketing" or "Sales" - since you're asking for a *feature* in a future iteration of their product, and not *support* for the model you just purchased.

      Type in something like: "I recently purchased a DLINK DIR-835 router. I was surprised to see that there are no link lights on the unit indicating which individual LAN connections are active. I think this is a poor design decision, because (insert a couple brief reasons / description of your rationale here). In future similar products, please consider including link lights, as they are tremendously helpful for troubleshooting purposes, as I described above. I have had generally good experience with your products, but consider this lack of link lights to be a definite negative point in my consideration of future purchases, and future recommendations of your products for friends and family."

      If you have any relevant experience or credentials that might add some weight to your request, also include them.

      Click "Submit".

      Your suggestion will make its way to engineering, because Marketing and Sales are the people who need to entice you to buy their product. A reasonable, logical request for a missing feature (you know, one that doesn't call them idiots) that's sent to Sales & Marketing will go much farther than insults masquerading as feature requests sent to Support as a problem ticket.

    22. Re:That explains a lot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if I could mod this up I would.

    23. Re:That explains a lot by SQLGuru · · Score: 1

      Winner, winner, Chicken Dinner!

      This exactly. Also, if you are on chat, it's easier to keep doing other things (i.e. watch TV) between questions. Just like the agent is multi-tasking, you can to.

      The GP post would have disconnected his chat and still not had his problem fixed........this way may be annoying, but you'll eventually get to the L2 tech.

    24. Re:That explains a lot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Where the hell is Glasway?

    25. Re:That explains a lot by arth1 · · Score: 1

      When you slam somebody with a fucking book's worth of diagnostic issue, and immediately jump to "I NEED TO KNOW if the problem is X or Y," you're only going to frustrate them and yourself. They HAVE to follow the script. You need to get through the script as quickly as possible to get to someone who knows more about the problem than the level 1 guy - so WORK WITH the script. I never understand why people find this so frustrating - yes, they're asking you to do things you've already done - so simply say, "okay, I did that, no change." You don't need to argue with them, you don't need to try and hurry them along - work with them, and they'll be able to help you faster.

      The problem is that much of the time the script isn't applicable, and you cannot follow it even to humour them.

      When you sit with a serial console, you can't do the Windows User steps they require. "Please stop talking and listen for a second: I sit on a router, not a PC. The link is up, but I can't ping your head although I do get ACKs on SYN requests, but for the gateway only. A PC doesn't enter the equation at all. I don't have one, so I cannot reboot it. It does not apply."

      Also, sometimes those steps take a long time, before you can get back to the situation you had so it can be troubleshot. Will they hold the line for 20 minutes while a ServeRAID controller enumerates 18 RAID drives before boot can commence?

      I suspect that many of the scripts are made (or followed to the letter even when they know it doesn't apply) precisely to frustrate customers to the point that they hang up, so that the call centres can mark that as "case resolved" and a success.

    26. Re:That explains a lot by berashith · · Score: 1

      I did a call center job once. ONCE.

      The time limit per call requirement was teh most frustrating, yet the most fun aspect of the job. The best effort to reduce your call times was to ask them to reboot and then call back with the ticket number if the problem continued. Since the problem was not related to rebooting, it came back, and they called back, only to find that the notes in the ticket didnt really help the next tech, but the call time was met!

      This was frustrating when the idea of first call resolution ( reducing overall tiem for everyone ) or actually treating customers like humans just got thrown out the window.

      The best piece is the QA side had to also judge a specific number of calls per week, so they chose to monitor and grade/judge the shorter calls to be able to meet their numbers. If a customer decided to really start having an attitude, you just string them along until about 13 or 14 minutes, and no one was ever going to hear all of the wonderful things that you can just unload on them. Of course, this meant driving up your average times, so the next 5 or 6 calls would be a race to see how fast you could get them to reboot and call back.

    27. Re:That explains a lot by arth1 · · Score: 1

      Try Glaswegian. The Welsh speak intelligble English and often Welsh as well. A Glaswegian speaks only English with an accent so thick they can't understand each other.

      Part of this is dialect words and intonation, but part of it also has to do with the English vowel shift, and not all of Scotland and Ulster going through it. Some areas of Scotland still have one or two vowels that modern English lack - o (close-mid back rounded vowel) and y (close front rounded vowel).

      This makes certain dialects of Scottish English easier to understand for Scandinavians and Germans than "proper" English speakers.

      There's also thick L (with the tip of your tongue further back in your mouth), but I think Brummies, Welsh and Indian-English speakers also have that.

    28. Re:That explains a lot by afidel · · Score: 1

      Uh, the bean counters asked the CS guys to data mine for the drones that cost the least (more effective in management speak doesn't mean helped the customer the most, it means lowest cost per caller).

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    29. Re:That explains a lot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I sit on a router, not a PC. The link is up, but I can't ping your head although I do get ACKs on SYN requests, but for the gateway only. A PC doesn't enter the equation at all. I don't have one, so I cannot reboot it. It does not apply."

      More dick-waving in the guise of 'helpfulness'. I'm going to say this slowly, in short words, all caps, so perhaps something will penetrate through that thick fucking skull:

      THE MOTHERFUCKING LEVEL 1 SUPPORT ENGINEER DOES NOT KNOW WHAT ANY OF THIS MEANS.

      He's going to ask you to reboot your system - if you can't do that, SAY SO. At some point, his script is going to say, "this ticket should be escalated to L2." Your goal is to get there as fast as possible - dumping a terabyte of diagnostic information on a call center drone who doesn't know the technology is going to accomplish nothing except maybe making you feel a bit manlier because you have a serial connection to a router, instead of those wussified pussy Windows computers that MOST of these people use.

      It's dick-waving for the sake of dick-waving, and it's counterproductive. If you want better access to support, you're gonna have to pay for it; if you're really running a ServeRAID controller behind a consumer grade ISP & cable modem, then shame on you for your piss-poor planning, anyway.

    30. Re:That explains a lot by tnk1 · · Score: 1

      Glasgow. It's a city in Scotland.

    31. Re:That explains a lot by tnk1 · · Score: 1

      Perhaps this is proof that they should not hire that way. Maybe you should start "L2" people out as junior L2 people. In smaller companies, you don't really have the specialization, so it makes sense to have people with potential L2 skills on the phone, but in these huge call centers where they work off scripts, it may be wise to just have people who are really good at reading scripts, triaging issues, and knowing how to actually put users at ease.

      Higher level techs, in my experience, might have those skills, but tend to be less in need of people skills because they are expected to actually solve issues and they can be hidden better than the call center folks.

    32. Re:That explains a lot by tnk1 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I've had that conversation before. My answer is to lie flagrantly until they say something that actually makes sense. My router that I have been using flawlessly for 8 years is not going to be the problem with your brand new buggy software.

      I don't know what people who have no tech skills would do, though. Working though chat when they tell you to basically disconnect your chat session and have to reconnect, only to get another person, who then tells you to do something else inane, would drive me crazy.

    33. Re:That explains a lot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the interests of efficiency, I probably would have said, "I'm sorry, I have a rare neurological condition called 'dysdialectia', which makes it difficult for me to understand spoken words with accents or dialects other than my own. Could you transfer me to someone of Midwestern American upbringing?"

      Handily, I'm not sensitive to imaginary biases against myself. ;)

    34. Re:That explains a lot by gorzek · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Tell them you're very angry and you don't want to take it out on someone who is low on the totem pole, and that you'd rather be escalated to a manager/supervisor. Insist on it. That way, you make it sound like you are doing them a favor (by not yelling at them) and you aren't insulting their English.

    35. Re:That explains a lot by arth1 · · Score: 1

      THE MOTHERFUCKING LEVEL 1 SUPPORT ENGINEER DOES NOT KNOW WHAT ANY OF THIS MEANS.

      This is understood and isn't the problem. The problem is that he or she won't escalate to level 2 without going through all the steps, whether or not they are doable.

      if you're really running a ServeRAID controller behind a consumer grade ISP & cable modem, then shame on you for your piss-poor planning, anyway.

      That doesn't follow. Having an always-up system on your LAN does not mean you can't use a regular ISP but have to order an OC3. In short, it's irrelevant.

      If you call and complain about the power being out, the electric company hopefully won't tell you to turn the circuit breaker for your PC off and on, and if you tell them it's on a UPS, there won't be a nitwit like you who says that if you use UPSes, you have piss-poor planning if you use a standard electric company.

    36. Re:That explains a lot by tnk1 · · Score: 1

      They probably did, but don't think for a second that they don't also do customer satisfaction surveys. The problem is, there are a lot of people who may be satisfied with a script answer and that fulfills the level of customer service that they feel is most efficient for their product. Businesses don't want the best possible support, they want the support that gives the most bang for the buck.

      If they make 50 people happy by spending 1 dollar on support and 60 people happy by spending 2 dollars on support, you might say that it makes sense to only spend 50 dollars and have those other 10 people just suck it up. After all, no other company is liable to spend the extra dollar on them either.

    37. Re:That explains a lot by Minwee · · Score: 1

      the agent screamed at me that he was in Georgia(the state)

      You never finished the story. Was he able to find someone who spoke English there?

    38. Re:That explains a lot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Description Of Issue: Customer is being rude to support while trying to report a problem with a component which does not exist. What idiot thought that was a good idea?

      Your response is the most polite and helpful one you could have expected. Since the product you purchased (apparently without so much as glancing at it to see that there were no lights on the case) does not have link lights the only two possible interpretations of your "problem" are "There is no link light on my Ethernet adapter when I connect it to the LAN port on my router" or "I'm a jerk and just feel like insulting someone. Guess who's my lucky target today?"

      In a moment of unexpected professionalism the helpful folks at D-Link assumed that you really meant the first thing, tried to be helpful, and then suggested talking to someone who could ask probing questions like "What are you talking about, anyway?"

      I do hope you have learned something from this experience and will try to be more clear in your future communications with help desks. You may find that treating them as though they were human beings who are able to assist you instead of as punching bags will often yield surprising results. For those times when you feel like being an utter twat, just post Anonymous helpful advice on Slashdot like I do.

    39. Re:That explains a lot by vux984 · · Score: 0

      So you made a suggestion to the people whose job it is to solve customer issues, you were obnoxious and vague..

      Guilty as charged.

      and you're upset that they didn't understand what you were getting at?

      I wrote all of 3 sentences, the first was clear and succinct:

      "There are no link lights for the LAN ethernet connections."

      The other 2 sentences amount to: I think this is stupid. Please pass it on to product development.

      Now you can rightly criticize everything about what I did. But the problem described was not vague at all; it was very specific:

      "There are no link lights for the LAN ethernet connections".

      A competent technician would know that I'm not getting any LAN link lights on a DIR-835 because as I've said, "There are no link lights for the LAN ehternet connection".

      They would not suggest I try changing cables or plugging it into a different electrical outlet, because they would know that would not magically add link lights to a product that does not physically have them.

      A competent person attempting to resolve the stated problem would reply:

      "Sorry, there are no link lights for the LAN ethernet connections on this product."

      Thank you by the way, for linking the correct link to the correct form for feedback - I will send a thoughtful message along.

      When I wrote support, I was annoyed and frustrated that I couldn't locate an appropriate feedback channel and I wrote what I wrote because I assumed it was going to go into a black hole anyway... their likely outsourced support was just as likely discard it as know where to forward it. I was mostly just venting annoyance, with some small dim hope that it might get passed to someone who would see what I was annoyed about.

    40. Re:That explains a lot by Bryansix · · Score: 1

      Haha, see the Episode of the "IT Crowd" where they keep calling and getting French tech support. They can't understand anything he is saying because of his accent.

    41. Re:That explains a lot by Bryansix · · Score: 1

      I think it is more telling that the tech support didn't already know that the model in question in fact did not HAVE link lights. They only support 50-60 models of routers in their entirety with maybe 4-5 making up the bulk of the tech support requests. Its not too much to expect them to actually look at at the manual if they are not familiar with that model before posting their form response.

    42. Re:That explains a lot by vux984 · · Score: 0

      Since the product you purchased (apparently without so much as glancing at it to see that there were no lights on the case

      Yes, after using about 100 different models of consumer routers, countless switches, hubs, and so on, and all of them having port link lights somewhere you are right. I didn't check that this one didn't buck the trend.

      I also didn't inspect the size of the ethernet ports to confirm they were in fact RJ-45 instead of some different form factor that I would need adapters to use. I guess I got lucky there; really dodged a bullet.

      "There is no link light on my Ethernet adapter when I connect it to the LAN port on my router""

      If that is the problem they think I'm having, fine, but then the appropriate response is:

      "I'm sorry; that product doesn't have link lights."

      Because, well, it doesn't. And no amount of plugging it in or changing cables is going to change that.

      I do hope you have learned something from this experience and will try to be more clear in your future communications with help desks.

      Yes, I learned that they are just as clueless as I generally expect them to be.

      You may find that treating them as though they were human beings who are able to assist you instead of as punching bags will often yield surprising results.

      While I did use the term idiot in my question; it was directed at the designer of the product, not the guy supporting it. I am always careful not to unload directly on the support desk people.

    43. Re:That explains a lot by jimbolauski · · Score: 1

      Not always the case a while back I had an unlocked GSM phone all I needed was the new APNs, I still had to go through the whole script to get escalated and then be told by the level 2 guy that they don't give out that information, and if my phone was authorized on their network it would automatically get the new address. I later found out that my trouble was because my carrier had 2 APNs one for data and one for text messages.

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      Knowledge = Power
      P= W/t
      t=Money
      Money = Work/Knowledge so the less you know the more you make
    44. Re:That explains a lot by Fjandr · · Score: 1

      In SupportLand, saying "there are no link lights" is usually equivalent to saying "there are no link lights illuminated."

      That's the vague part.

      You have to consider that neither Support personnel nor the customers they're supporting speak English, even if it's their native language. English can be incredibly ambiguous even if used quite conscientiously.

    45. Re:That explains a lot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Their not English either.

    46. Re:That explains a lot by vux984 · · Score: 0

      In SupportLand, saying "there are no link lights" is usually equivalent to saying "there are no link lights illuminated."

      That really doesn't change the fact that the support person evidently did not know the product did not have link lights.
      Nor does it change the fact they they set out to resolve a resolve a problem with a "feature" the product did not have.

      Remember this is the official authorized d-link support agent. If I complain to a Porsche mechanic about power windows in a Carrera RS (964) then even if me misunderstands my complaint as "they don't work" vs "they don't exist" its still his job to know to the car doesn't have power windows; rather than send me chasing my tail checking fuses, and ensuring the car is running.

    47. Re:That explains a lot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I've had that conversation before. My answer is to lie flagrantly until they say something that actually makes sense. My router that I have been using flawlessly for 8 years is not going to be the problem with your brand new buggy software.

      I don't know what people who have no tech skills would do, though.

      Mostly they also lie until the support rep says something that "actually makes sense". This is why we have to tell yo to do all that brain-dead stupid crap, over and over again. I once had to tell a user to "make sure your USB cable ins't plugged in upside down", because they refused to check and see if it was unplugged since they assumed they weren't that stupid.

    48. Re:That explains a lot by Americano · · Score: 1

      The support person might not know what a "link light" is, and so assumed you meant the standard LED on the system that... indicates a "link" to the internet. When you assume they know your jargon and try to show them how much better at their job you'd be than they are, confusion naturally results.

      What you did was the equivalent of calling up the guy who knows nothing about auto repair, but manages the scheduling of appointments at your local autobody shop and complaining that the power windows on your Porsche won't roll down. Expecting HIM to know whether or not a Carrera RS (964) had power windows and expecting that he'll be able to give you useful advice over the phone would be rather dumb, wouldn't it?

      Again: if you want to make a REAL suggestion to the people who actually will know what you're talking about:
      1) Don't come off as a crank, they'll simply press "Delete"
      2) Direct your comments to the people who have some authority or interest in the suggestion; sales & marketing are good places to offer a feature suggestion, because you can be sure that feedback will find its way to engineering;
      3) Don't assume you know their terminology and they know yours; be specific - "this is a suggestion for future models: your previous models used to also have link lights (LED indicators that lit up when a particular ethernet port was active); you've removed those indicators in this model of router, but you should really consider adding them back in the future - they're tremendously helpful for troubleshooting purposes."

      "There are no link lights. You're dumb." Is not helpful or constructive or specific, or even routed to a team that might be in a position to do something about it. If you really care, send the feedback where it will be used. If you don't care, there was no need to piss all over someone just because you were in a bad mood.

    49. Re:That explains a lot by Americano · · Score: 1

      Yes, after using about 100 different models of consumer routers, countless switches, hubs, and so on, and all of them having port link lights somewhere you are right. I didn't check that this one didn't buck the trend.

      So... why not just return it, and get a different model that DID have the feature you wanted? Seriously, we're talking about a 4-ethernet port / wireless-n router. Not exactly hard to come by these days, I'm sure somebody offers one with link lights if you care to go looking.

      Because, well, it doesn't. And no amount of plugging it in or changing cables is going to change that.

      You reported a *problem* to *support*, in which you complain about a "lack of link lights." I'm sure they're well aware that there are only Power & WLAN indicators on the model you purchased - and they probably assumed that that's what you were complaining about. So, they wrote back to tell you, "try plugging it in or changing cables to see if that has any effect, and if that doesn't do the trick, you should probably call our tech support line so we can walk you through it."

      I know lots of people who love to try and throw around jargony computer phrases because they think it'll make them sound smarter. In fact, they often use the terms wrong. Since the support folks don't know about your vast experience with "about 100 different models of consumer routers, countless switches, hubs, and so on," they have no way of knowing that you know what a link light is, and so... they responded in a way that would tell you how to make the little blinkies that ARE on the unit light up.

    50. Re:That explains a lot by vux984 · · Score: 0

      The support person might not know what a "link light" is,

      I wrote "LAN link lights".

      Anyone who does not know what that means should not be offering support on network gear.

      What you did was the equivalent of calling up the guy who knows nothing about auto repair

      No I sent a message to support. I expected a support technician to respond to it.

      , but manages the scheduling of appointments at your local autobody shop, and Expecting HIM to know whether or not a Carrera RS (964) had power windows

      Again No. Even if I had asked a question about my windows to the girl at the front who books appointments to look at cars in the showroom...and she in fact had no idea what a power window was or how it worked then I would expect her to refer me to a service technician, not attempt to answer my question with power window troubleshooting steps.

        and expecting that he'll be able to give you useful advice over the phone would be rather dumb, wouldn't it?

    51. Re:That explains a lot by Fned · · Score: 2

      They HAVE to follow the script.

      Whoever wrote a script that doesn't start with "What have you already tried? [check off all steps already attempted by customer]" should consider another line of work. Something far removed from phones, customer support, troubleshooting, or writing.

    52. Re:That explains a lot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Forgive him, he is using iOS 6.

    53. Re:That explains a lot by vux984 · · Score: 0

      So... why not just return it, and get a different model that DID have the feature you wanted? Seriously, we're talking about a 4-ethernet port / wireless-n router. Not exactly hard to come by these days, I'm sure somebody offers one with link lights if you care to go looking.

      For sure. All of them that I've ever seen. Except this one.

      I didn't care enough to return it over the lights. I did however want to express that I thought it should have them.

      You reported a *problem* to *support*, in which you complain about a "lack of link lights." I'm sure they're well aware that there are only Power & WLAN indicators on the model you purchased

      If we assume that the guy did know the product line, and did know that it had no link lights, then he would know that this is unusual EVEN IN THEIR OWN PRODUCT LINE. Now we assume that I accurately described a feature being missing that he knew was missing then no, the first assumption is not that I'm confused.

      The fact that my 3rd sentence explicitly asks that the complaint be directed as feedback to product development erases all doubt. It shows I clearly have no expectation of any sort of assistance; and that I am just leaving feedback.

      I know lots of people who love to try and throw around jargony computer phrases because they think it'll make them sound smarter. In fact, they often use the terms wrong.

      Except I didn't use it wrong. And the sentence was precise and accurate and factually correct.

      If someone complains their truck doesn't have a tow 4 wheel drive and it in fact doesn't have 4 wheel drive then the logical interpretation is that the owner knows what he said, and isn't actually just confused about how to put the vehicle in gear to start driving.

    54. Re:That explains a lot by darnkitten · · Score: 1

      Based on the "Restate the problem" plus keyword-based suggestions response, I'd say you didn't even get to a human. If you don't persist beyond the machine filter, they don't even bother to read what you write.

    55. Re:That explains a lot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is that he or she won't escalate to level 2 without going through all the steps, whether or not they are doable.

      Of course they will, you dumb twat. "I cannot do that because I do not have a typical installation," will be noted, and they will continue on with their script. They don't just hang up the phone on you if you say, "I can't do that step." At some point, they will either reach the end of the script, and having been unable to help you, they will escalate, or during the script, you can say, "Look, I really need this to get escalated to your supervisor, my setup is not standard, and I need to talk to someone who knows the internals of the system."

      That doesn't follow. Having an always-up system on your LAN does not mean you can't use a regular ISP but have to order an OC3. In short, it's irrelevant.

      If it's a home system, then you bet your ass you can reboot the system to verify, then. If you did it *before* you called, then you simply indicate that. "The system with the problem has been rebooted - it's a server system in my home office that takes a very long time to reboot; rebooting did not change the issue."

      You're making shit up and trying to explain how this means L1 support can never vary from their script; If your situation varies from their script, stop trying to explain HOW it varies, and simply tell them, "I can't complete that step, my setup is nonstandard, please escalate my call," or "I have already done that, and it did nothing."

      If you call and complain about the power being out, the electric company will certainly want to know if it's just your computer that has no power, or if it's your whole fucking house, you simpleton. They'll also ask you if anybody in your immediate neighborhood appears to have power, as well, because that helps them narrow down the source of the problem. Your entire counter-argument is, "I have a bunch of server stuff on my LAN at home, and can't possibly reboot everything." But you can certainly connect ONE of your systems (you have a desktop/laptop, don't you? Or do you connect over serial cable directly to your ServeRAID every time you need to do anything, and have no other computing gear in your house?) to your cable modem, reboot that system, and follow through the script, can't you? And if that doesn't solve any of the issues... you think they're going to say "tough shit, fuck off?" No, they're going to say, "Sir, I'll escalate you to L2."

      But by all means, keep telling every support person you call how big your e-Peen is. I'm sure they'll be very impressed with a bunch of nonsense bullshit that means nothing to them.

    56. Re:That explains a lot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Neither are you, apparently.

    57. Re:That explains a lot by JakeBurn · · Score: 0

      I've traveled through every state in the US and have yet to find one single person whom I couldn't understand. The problem in communication was entirely on your end. Sorry, but there is zero argument you could ever give that would not make you look like an ass in this situation. The person you were talking might have gone over board in his reaction, but taking it as an insult from someone being an asshole is the only way to take it.

    58. Re:That explains a lot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your making assumptions and missing the point. The bean counters aren't considering anything. The algorithm is considering 1) call center workers with specific criteria (high customer satisfaction, quit too soon, file disability claims, steal, etc.) and 2) the responses those workers used on their applications. It's not subjective opinion, it's math (statistics) and logic. The (unbiased) algorithm determined the atributes based on the correlations between the criteria and applicant responses.

    59. Re:That explains a lot by Terrasque · · Score: 2

      Ding ding ding, we have a winner!

      I got fired, not for having the shortest average call time on the center, not for being one of the best problem solvers, not for helping out the lvl 3 tech support folks (that was more or less not allowed to talk on phone, only solve cases sent from lvl 2 in the ticket system), but... For, as technical support, not selling enough new junk to customers having problems with the junk they already had gotten from us.

      When being pushed on it, I answered the annoying pusher that I thought I was hired to solve problems, not create new ones.. Shortly after, I was fired for not having the right attitude.

      I do not regret it one second though. One of my better memories from that was an old lady calling in, and in the middle of trouble shooting she exclaimed "How nice to finally get someone that tries to solve my problem! This is the third time I've called in now, the two others just wanted to sell me stuff!"

      There were several times I had concrete suggestions on how to improve the technical support's both correctness and efficiency, but was stonewalled by management every single time. I think most of them just look at support as a buffer / piss drain between the customers and the company, not as something to actually help the customers.

      --
      It's The Golden Rule: "He who has the gold makes the rules."
    60. Re:That explains a lot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do not tell me... I already expressed it elsewhere: my earliest contacts in life led directly to the Xerox Palo Alto labs. Now there is an African directing something there. I HOPED for an algorithm to be implemented to get a job, a few years ago, or my strong personality was a no go... for CEOs. Now they have it! It is no coincidence but a nightmare to find Africans popping up with my ideas wherever I think of anything.

  5. Irony by MaltoMario · · Score: 2

    The irony here is Xerox using this to "copy" their ideal brainless worker to pair asses to seats. Well played, Xerox, well played.

  6. One step closer to Manna I read about here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    http://marshallbrain.com/manna1.htm

    One massive computer controlled database that marks you hireable or not hireable.

    1. Re:One step closer to Manna I read about here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I read this story.

      It's a piece of shit. Cardboard characters, totally unrealistic plot.

      Save yourself the few minutes it would take to find and start reading this fail of a story.

      Okay, I can say something nice... it's not as bad as the Da Vinci Code.

    2. Re:One step closer to Manna I read about here by Erikderzweite · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the book, a very interesting distopia/utopia

  7. Tell me about it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I had a hell of a time landing a federal position in the department that I had been working for years as a contractor because the automated system at OPM kept kicking my resume out of the candidate pool. If you fail to get past that, then local hiring managers aren't even aware you have applied, and have no recourse. A co-worker finally gave me pointers on "faking out" the word filters, and I went from "unqualified" to "highly qualified" overnight.

    1. Re:Tell me about it by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yeah. This basically acclerates the process that's already started with H.R. drones. Getting hired is already about who can game the process the best and H.R. bozos try to use a strict set of rules to put people into boxes instead using simple human judgement. This just codifies it even further.

    2. Re:Tell me about it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well? Post us some pointers!

    3. Re:Tell me about it by Vicarius · · Score: 1

      Would you mind sharing what keywords make the system discard your resume?

    4. Re:Tell me about it by jittles · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I actually just recently applied for a part time state position teaching computer science to high school students online. The requirement was that you have a BS in CS and have a teaching credential. I was automatically rejected immediately, for not having a temporary credential. The requirement for a temporary credential? Having been offered a teaching position inside of the state. So, a req that has been open for almost a year remains unfilled because they can't hire someone with a computer science degree who doesn't have a teaching credential already. How many people are there that have a CS degree that want to teach high school? Probably not many. I thought it would be a great way to give back to the community (the pay is terrible), but I guess not. I can't even get past the computer, unless I lie about having a temporary credential. If I lie about having a temporary credential, then the law says that (upon discovering the lie), the state is barred from hiring me. What a messed up and useless system. They will probably never fill that position.

      It's too bad, too. I was willing to give up 5-10 hours a week to help out kids who want to learn. Anyone who is already teaching probably doens't want to spend that extra time with kids.

    5. Re:Tell me about it by metallurge · · Score: 1

      May I suggest you contact your state congresscritters, and take the matter up with them?

    6. Re:Tell me about it by Stiletto · · Score: 1

      LOL I'm sure they'd get right on it!

    7. Re:Tell me about it by Overzeetop · · Score: 2

      That's why being connected means so much more than being qualified. If you know someone on the inside, they can side step that requirement for you and get it fixed.

      --
      Is it just my observation, or are there way too many stupid people in the world?
    8. Re:Tell me about it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't even get past the computer, unless I lie about having a temporary credential. If I lie about having a temporary credential, then the law says that (upon discovering the lie), the state is barred from hiring me.

      Then again, you can always apply to the CEO position at Yahoo! or something.

    9. Re:Tell me about it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not aware of anything that triggers an automatic disqualification. The gist of the "fakery" though, is to ensure that every single word in the "required skills" section of the job offering appears somewhere in your resume. It doesn't matter where; you can even add lines indicating that those are skill you're interested in acquiring. Every word must appear somewhere, or the word filter rejects it automatically.

      After that, it gets reviewed by a human at the OPM, so a simple cut/paste job is likely to raise an eyebrow. If you can get the application through the OPM gauntlet, though, you're done with the hard part. Everything else is handled by local hiring managers.

    10. Re:Tell me about it by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 3, Informative

      LOL I'm sure they'd get right on it!

      State legislators, particularly Representatives, tend to be a whole lot more responsive to their constituents than do their counterparts at the national level, for the simple reason that they represent a lot fewer people. For example, in Colorado, we have about 5.1 million people and our House of Representatives is 65 people, which means each Rep has about 78,000 constituents, of whom about a third are actual voters (going from turnout figures in recent elections). Those are numbers small enough to get some real attention when a constituent has a problem, and I know several people who have done just that.

      --
      The correlation between ignorance of statistics and using "correlation is not causation" as an argument is close to 1.
    11. Re:Tell me about it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can't you write something like "I'd be keen to obtain a temporary teaching credential in order to do this job" thereby mentioning the keywords but not claiming anything false?

    12. Re:Tell me about it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Congress critters fix federal problems. State problems are out of their hands/minds. If you have a problem with the IRS, the Post Office, or a local branch of any other federal agency, call your congressman. Otherwise, you're bothering the wrong politician.

    13. Re:Tell me about it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought it would be a great way to give back to the community (the pay is terrible), but I guess not.

      Why not just find out someone in power (head of department, superintendent), send a letter to him/her explaining the situation, and see what happens?

    14. Re:Tell me about it by alexo · · Score: 1

      Here's how it works North of the border:

      The Conservative MP Costas Menegakis represents a tad more than 88K electors in the Richmond Hill riding. Granted, this is on a federal level but the numbers are similar to yours. Unfortunately, trying to reason with Mr. Menegakis on several issues proved that he does not give a flying tackle about his constituents. YMMV.

    15. Re:Tell me about it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What happens if you accidentally click the button saying you have a temporary credential? They can't blame you for a mouse or touch screen messing up, then you failing to notice before clicking "submit"... Lies might disqualify you, but equipment failures shouldn't...

    16. Re:Tell me about it by Brewster+Jennings · · Score: 1

      Knowing how to fill out forms is the number one trick to government paperwork. Does the state with the job opening specify a temporary credential from that particular state? If it doesn't say that, you can shop around, find a state that will give you one with a qualifying degree and a signing fee, and apply with that. The system is often counter-intuitive, but you can often follow the letter of the law to achieve the desired results.

    17. Re:Tell me about it by rastoboy29 · · Score: 1

      Probably no need to lie.  Do what I do--this is 1990's tech but it still works great.  Make a section of your resume where you state what you *want* to do--and do it in white on white.

      Yes, seriously.  It will get you past the automated filters so that you can at least get rejected by a human.

      And once you're in the system, maybe you can fix it....

    18. Re:Tell me about it by smellsofbikes · · Score: 1

      LOL I'm sure they'd get right on it!

      State legislators, particularly Representatives, tend to be a whole lot more responsive to their constituents than do their counterparts at the national level, for the simple reason that they represent a lot fewer people. For example, in Colorado, we have about 5.1 million people and our House of Representatives is 65 people, which means each Rep has about 78,000 constituents, of whom about a third are actual voters (going from turnout figures in recent elections). Those are numbers small enough to get some real attention when a constituent has a problem, and I know several people who have done just that.

      I'm in Colorado. My state rep showed up at my door, unannounced and unasked, to ask if we have any concerns with how well she was doing her job. Not her people -- she, herself. Going door-to-door in her district, on foot, talking to people, whenever she had time. I can get behind that kind of politician.

      --
      Nostalgia's not what it used to be.
    19. Re:Tell me about it by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 1

      Yep. It would be satisfying to think this was just a particularly Coloradoan thing--"Out here in the West, you know, we look out for each other, and our politicians are just folks like the rest of us"--but actually I think it's common in a lot of places. They may just cynically be trolling for votes, of course, but as long as it gets them to do their jobs better, I don't care that much about their motivations.

      --
      The correlation between ignorance of statistics and using "correlation is not causation" as an argument is close to 1.
    20. Re:Tell me about it by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 1

      The Conservative ... does not give a flying tackle about his constituents.

      Well, I think you've identified a major part of the problem right there.

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      The correlation between ignorance of statistics and using "correlation is not causation" as an argument is close to 1.
    21. Re:Tell me about it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The solution: Say this on your resume:
          " I do not have ---specific temporary teaching credential string---."
      That should trigger the regular expression filter that's looking for that string, while also being honest. Consider it a CAPTCHA test for the HR department.

    22. Re:Tell me about it by alexo · · Score: 1

      The Liberal MP before him wasn't much better.
      Both major players are bad, that's why I vote for neither.

  8. Re:Reason is simple: U.S. Workers are stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "The U.S. ranks 23rd among developed nations in the percentage of students with undergraduate degrees in science or engineering who are employed in related fields."

    That couldn't possibly be due to years of massive overproduction of American STEM graduates, now could it.

  9. when was last time Xerox was respected company? by peter303 · · Score: 1

    For either their research or products? Kind of obvious how their "software hiring" is working then.

  10. It's happened by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The data recommend a person who lives near the job, has reliable transportation and uses one or more social networks, ....

    It's finally happened: one must have an online social network profile.

    1. Re:It's happened by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      There's money to be made in having "sane, competent" FaceBook profiles automaticly generated for people. If I need to have a FB profile to land a $100k/yr job, I'll gladly pay $10/mo so I don't actually have to log in and waste my time there. I'd rather waste my time on Slashdot.

    2. Re:It's happened by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

      "Mr. AC? Yes, we need to raise your Facebook account service to $100 a month. What's that? Do what to myself? Not sure that's anatomically possible, Mr. AC. C'mon now. It's a nice Facebook account... be a shame of something happened to it. What? Threat? Just expressing an opinion on how unfortunate it would be if your account were suddenly inundated with salacious photos, unsavory rants, satirical cartoons of Mohammed, anti-government manifestos and rule 34 ponies."

    3. Re:It's happened by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and rule 34 ponies

      Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

      But seriously, there were some good ones at the Otakon art show this year.

    4. Re:It's happened by tnk1 · · Score: 1

      Actually a LinkedIn profile would probably make more sense to have. For one thing, it's not really set up to encourage you to do stupid shit like post drunk photos. It also is not likely to allow you to be tagged in other people's photos of you being drunk.

    5. Re:It's happened by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

      "OK, Mr. AC. It's now $200 a month."

  11. Not an algorithm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    Since it doesn't guarantee success, it's a heuristic...and I wouldn't trust anybody trying to sell me one, who doesn't know the difference

    1. Re:Not an algorithm... by edcheevy · · Score: 1

      Touche, you got us (I work at Evolv). But our heuristic is accurate enough for us to guarantee our results. Is a "guaranteed heuristic" semantically possible? :)

  12. Re:Reason is simple: U.S. Workers are stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this is about call center workers, dingus. they don't need to be intellectual powerhouses, just docile button-pushers.

  13. presence on social networks as a predictor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I was "downsized" from my previous job in April, and have been searching since then for a new one.

    In at least one case, I was told that I would not be brought in for an interview because I did not have "a presence on Facebook". This was considered a bad sign to them, a risk they didn't have to take, so they'd prefer to bring in candidates where they could evaluate their social media profiles.

    I've only seen that in one place I tried (out of 15-ish) but I guess it'll be getting more and more common as lack of a Facebook profile falls into the realm of deviancy.

    1. Re:presence on social networks as a predictor by TheSpoom · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Meh. I consider it a heuristic that I use to filter out the employer if they require read access to my Facebook. My Facebook is locked the fuck down; they'd find my name but not much more. If that's a problem, well, I have recruiters emailing me every day, so good luck with your search.

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      It's better to vote for what you want and not get it than to vote for what you don't want and get it.
      - E. Debs
    2. Re:presence on social networks as a predictor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't have a Facebook account. Is that acceptable, or will they think I'm antisocial?

    3. Re:presence on social networks as a predictor by TheSpoom · · Score: 1

      They'll assume you're lying and trying to hide something. Sad, but true.

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      It's better to vote for what you want and not get it than to vote for what you don't want and get it.
      - E. Debs
    4. Re:presence on social networks as a predictor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wanna name and shame the company? I've met with similar numbers of employers over the last six months and haven't even been remotely asked about facebook or anything related to my membership in or use of "social" networks. Well, other than an interviewer asking me to walk through design of a high level structure for a Twitter-like service with a very limited set of operations, I guess. I had to confess my *familiarity* with Twitter, even though I wasn't asked for my user name or anything else.

      I'm always curious what companies (and job titles) are being asked about their Facebook profiles, because I see precious little of it in interviews in the software engineering field. I really get the impression these are low-paying shit jobs that people are getting this question for, unless the question is for a job *AT* Facebook or some other "social" company, where participation in some sort of social network might be relevant.

  14. No thanks. by game+kid · · Score: 1

    The data recommend a person who lives near the job, has reliable transportation and uses one or more social networks, but not more than four.

    Remind me never to seek a Xerox job then. Who's gonna force the companies to add the legal equivalent of "or willingness to whore self out to Facebook or Twitter" to their equal-opportunity-employer pledges?

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    1. Re:No thanks. by Kjella · · Score: 1

      The data recommend a person who lives near the job, has reliable transportation and uses one or more social networks, but not more than four.

      Remind me never to seek a Xerox job then. Who's gonna force the companies to add the legal equivalent of "or willingness to whore self out to Facebook or Twitter" to their equal-opportunity-employer pledges?

      Equal opportunity doesn't mean you have to ignore every character trait you find in a person. If you're all over the place jumping on every new social fad maybe you're the restless type who'll jump on the first job opportunity that looks better. If you're not on any social network maybe statistically you're not a very social person who likes talking or otherwise communicating with customers all day but only need the paycheck. I would say it's more discriminating against those who choose to live outside the city or in the suburbs or who don't happen to go to work the way the selector wants them to.

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    2. Re:No thanks. by tftp · · Score: 1

      You can always set up your own social network and register as its first and last user.

    3. Re:No thanks. by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Setting up your own blog is so 2004 though.

  15. Submit a word cloud as your resume by istartedi · · Score: 2

    It'd be pretty funny when the live HR person pulls up your resume and sees that it's just a word cloud... or scary when you get hired, have been sitting in the cube for a week, and get called into the office over it.

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    1. Re:Submit a word cloud as your resume by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      The real trick is to make that "solid black line" dividing each section of your resume actually be a long, long string of buzzwords at font size 1, in an awkwardly blocky font, separated by punctuations so the printed form looks just like a solid black line.

    2. Re:Submit a word cloud as your resume by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But if you somehow happened to get a job as an SEO analyst that way, it may actually be grounds for promotion.

    3. Re:Submit a word cloud as your resume by jonnythan · · Score: 1

      Your sig made my head explode.

    4. Re:Submit a word cloud as your resume by Bramlet+Abercrombie · · Score: 1

      The correct phrase is "to all intents and purposes." This phrase dates back to the 1500s and originated in English law, where it was "to all intents, constructions, and purposes." In modern usage, "for all intents and purposes" is also acceptable. The phrase means "for all practical purposes" and is generally used to compare two nonidentical acts or deeds, i.e.,"We've got a few odd things to finish, but to all intents and purposes the job is done." "They redesigned the old model and created something which was to all intents and purposes a brand new car." A shorter equivalent phrase is "in effect." When used in a strictly legal sense, the wording would be "intent and purposes," as it refers to one's mental attitude/state at the time said action occurred. A common malapropism is "for all intense and purposes" (also, "for all intensive purposes") a result of the original phrase being misheard and repeated. The word "intense" is used here incorrectly; "intense" is used in English to indicate a degree of intensity, i.e., "As the afternoon passed, the fire grew more intense."

    5. Re:Submit a word cloud as your resume by Minwee · · Score: 3, Funny

      A common misconception. The actual phrase is "To all in tents and porpoises", meaning that it addressed to everyone who doesn't care that it's raining.

  16. I don't see anything new in their approach by stoev · · Score: 1

    They selected some hypothetical factors and run factor analysis or something related. Some factors came on the top. And now they publish a report...
    WOW!

  17. Play the Game by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or rather, another system to game, not that I would want to win that game (the "prize" is call centre work ick)

  18. Jebus wept, I hope I can hang on to the job I have and retire as early as possible. Between this shit and other Grand Unified Theories Of Hiring and ageism and other bullshit (companies refused to even consider anyone currently unemployed, even for a short time), my skills and experience would be completely irrelevant if I needed to get a new job at my age and in my field.

  19. Re: when was last time Xerox was respected company by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

    You think call center employees have anything to do with that stuff?

    It is a job of reading a script and following flow chart. That is it. That is why it pays so little.

  20. Not enough qualified applicants by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    And I guaranty you that they hiring managers are complaining how they can't get enough qualified workers.

    Like I'll keep saying - if you can't get enough qualified workers, there's something dysfunctional about your hiring process.

    1. Re:Not enough qualified applicants by tnk1 · · Score: 1

      I am aware of the H1B situation in tech, and I am definitely inclined to look at protests of "not enough qualified applicants" with a jaundiced eye.

      On the other hand, just because there are people out there who need jobs, does not mean that they are qualified to do open jobs. Would you be consider it strange to hear that it is hard to fill the jobs of top scientists? You likely wouldn't be because it is a highly specialized sector of the job market that often requires a lot of innate intelligence.

      Well, let's pretend that we could take those top scientists and put them in a call center. Let's also pretend that this was before they were top scientists so that arrogance or the feeling of being overqualified does not cause issues. Chances are, many of those top scientist personalities would absolutely suck at the job because they hate the work, or they are quite simply not capable of doing it in the way that it needs to be done because they spend too much time exploring issues that they don't have quick answers for. And even if they excelled at it, they would always be looking for a new job (perhaps in science) that suited them better.

      So, you could hire geniuses, and they'd still be a net drain on your training budget. We think of call center people as the lowest of the low, mostly because the job probably sucks, but consider the one time you got someone on the phone who could help you, or even just knew exactly when to send you to the next level. That person probably made your experience 1000x better. You might not actually hate that company's products after calling them. He's probably a better investment for your company than the genius who spent an hour on the phone with you trying to derive your issue from the bare facts, but having no lab or training to actually be able to do that efficiently.

      I think the biggest mistake that call centers make is actually hiring whatever people they can get off the street for the least amount of money. Instead, it's always been my experience that if you want to get a return on an investment, you pick your investments wisely, AND you back those investments up with more money when needed to bring them to fruition. Using a computer program for the selection does appear inhuman, but it may be better for everyone. Of course, the other lesson is better pay, and that is one that companies are frequently incapable of learning.

      The real underlying question here is, what do you do when even the lowest of the low jobs won't hire you, even if they can't fill all their spots? That is the real looming danger in the job market right now.

  21. Equal Opportunity Laws by swan5566 · · Score: 1

    I'm interested to see what will happen if a case involving this goes to the Supreme Court. The lawyers could conceivably argue, "Our minority employment % doesn't fit the current laws. However, we nonetheless didn't actually discriminate, and WE CAN PROVE IT. Please toss the law."

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    1. Re:Equal Opportunity Laws by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

      You are aware that there is no minority hiring percentage or quota requirement set by any US federal law, at least as applies to private employers? (I suspect state laws also have no such requirement, and nor does normal government hiring - but I don't know those for sure.)

      Those laws basically amount to "skin color et al cannot be a factor in your decisiong making process" -- no less and no more.

    2. Re:Equal Opportunity Laws by queazocotal · · Score: 2

      Indirect discrimination is discrimination too.
      If your algorithm does discriminate against a group because you are discriminating against things common to that group, you may still have a problem.

    3. Re:Equal Opportunity Laws by swan5566 · · Score: 1

      But this is my point: the Supreme Court could rule that indirect discrimination goes against the intent of the law (disallowing hiring based on the employer's prejudice.), and thus would not be considered discrimination anymore.

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    4. Re:Equal Opportunity Laws by swan5566 · · Score: 1

      I guess I was referring to an individual or activist group that takes the minority employee % of a company or organization, and uses that as ammunition against them in court. You're probably right though - it's probably not a law, maybe just a court ruling or precedent or something.

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    5. Re:Equal Opportunity Laws by lister+king+of+smeg · · Score: 1

      So then I should hypothetically speaking, hire people unqualified for the position anyway, where they will cost me more to fix their mistakes, because their race is under represented due to their own subcultures societal pressures? that is stupid.

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    6. Re:Equal Opportunity Laws by edcheevy · · Score: 2

      I wouldn't worry about that, employment laws are well entrenched. IANAL (though I am an industrial/organizational psychologist at Evolv), but the employment laws are pretty clear when it comes to discriminating against protected classes. We've also known for years that intelligence is the single best predictor of performance across all job types, but as an industry we can't really use it because intelligence tests tend to discriminate. That's why you see so many personality-style tests.

      There are a lot of specific questions employers cannot ask (personal, disability, some criminal history) as well as protected classes which cannot be arbitrarily discriminated against. Protected classes include ethnicity/race, gender, and age (people over 40). We're constantly checking our assessments to ensure they do not discriminate against women, any ethnicity, or older applicants.

      Things get trickier when you add the notion of job relevance. IF you are using a screening tool that discriminates, it MUST be job relevant. You cannot disproportionately screen out women who can't lift xx lbs over their head from a firefighting job if that's not something a firefighter actually has to do on the job. You CAN disproportionately screen out blind people for the job of fire truck driver because vision is obviously job relevant.

      Most employers try to stick with screening tools that are job relevant AND don't discriminate. Rarely do you see an idiot employer who screens based on some illegal, discriminatory criteria. More commonly it's an edge case, where a tool is job relevant but is discriminatory against some protected class (and isn't as obvious as the blind driver). Somebody sues and it gets settled out of court. It's just safer legally to not discriminate at all, job relevancy or no. At Evolv we include job relevant questions (i.e., call simulations for call center applicants; retail simulations for retail applicants) and situational judgment tests AND check to make sure they don't discriminate against a protected group. We could use job relevant questions that do discriminate since it would be legal, but it's just not worth the risk so you typically don't see it done.

    7. Re:Equal Opportunity Laws by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 2

      I would suggest that you check out the concept in employment law known as disparate impact. When combined with the Civil Rights Act of 1964, the Heart of Atlanta Motel v. United States Supreme Court case, and the commerce clause of the US constitution you get a situation where it does expose the employer to a law suit. This was exemplified by the Supreme Court case of Griggs v. Duke Power Co. in 1970 where the employer has to show that a requirement or filter is required to ensure that the individual can do the job. On the other hand the Supreme court case in 2009 of Ricci v. DeStefano does seem to put some limits on this exposure but didn't change it much as the test was designed to ensure competence in the new role.

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    8. Re:Equal Opportunity Laws by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 2

      They have already ruled on this. As well as defining how the law is to be interpreted in regards to this. I would suggest reading the following in the order provided:
      Civil Rights Act of 1964
      Commerce Clause
      Heart of Atlanta Motel v. United States
      Disparate impact
      Griggs v. Duke Power Co.
      Ricci v. DeStefano

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    9. Re:Equal Opportunity Laws by Bryansix · · Score: 1

      The whole "disparate impact" thing is a holdover from the jim crow laws. The point is if we can prove that the intent of a hiring practice, voting requirement, license granting, etc. is to weed out people who are frauds or who are not qualified then the whole "disparate impact" argument should take a flying leap.

  22. Japan doesn't have cheap labor by sjbe · · Score: 5, Insightful

    There's a growing trend of hiring intelligent Japanese, Chinese and Indian workers at a fraction of cost to U.S. ones

    You think labor rates are cheap in Japan? GDP per-capita in Japan is about 4X that of China and about 10X that of India. Japan has plenty of talent but it isn't particularly cheap or abundant talent. Japan, like the US, relies heavily on automation. Labor intensive industries left Japan years ago just like they did in the US.

    The U.S. ranks 23rd among developed nations in the percentage of students with undergraduate degrees in science or engineering who are employed in related fields

    Now figure out what that means. It's not at all clear what significance is in having a lower percentage of engineers at a portion of the population. The US is also the third largest country in terms of population so even if they produce a lower percentage of engineers than some other countries they still will produce larger absolute numbers than most of them. You seem to be implying that graduating a lower percentage of engineers/scientists will result in negative consequences. While that might be true you have to back it up with more than just vague implications.

    1. Re:Japan doesn't have cheap labor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > The US is also the third largest country in terms of population so even if they produce a lower percentage of engineers than some other countries they still will produce larger absolute numbers than most of them.

      Now figure out what that means. It's not at all clear what significance is in having a higher absolute number of engineers.

    2. Re:Japan doesn't have cheap labor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's a stat for you all: the 25% smartest Chinese exceed the population of the US.

    3. Re:Japan doesn't have cheap labor by devman · · Score: 2

      Without knowing other things, like the median 'smartness' of the set of 25% smartest in the population of China, and how that compares to the 'smartness' of the population of the US, the statistic is meaningless.

    4. Re:Japan doesn't have cheap labor by Minwee · · Score: 2, Funny

      But the smartest 10% of the boulders in the Himalayas outnumber the population of China.

      Don't even get me started on how many squid there are in just the top 5% who are most qualified to drive a fork-lift.

    5. Re:Japan doesn't have cheap labor by LeperPuppet · · Score: 1

      Don't even get me started on how many squid there are in just the top 5% who are most qualified to drive a fork-lift.

      Damn elitist squid! Hoarding all the wealth, not paying their fair share of taxes and stealing all our forklift driving jobs.

  23. Re:Reason is simple: U.S. Workers are stupid by gl4ss · · Score: 1

    japanese workers cost a fraction of what US workers are paid?...

    probably not.

    but they'll work 2x.

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  24. Re:Reason is simple: U.S. Workers are stupid by MrSenile · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Funny how our education ranking has dropped considerably once the 'No Child Left Behind' bill went into service.

    Enforcing everyone passes education at the detriment of our more intelligent children does us no good.

  25. In favor of algorithms by cvnautilus · · Score: 2, Informative

    I know there is a general backlash to the increasing use of algorithms in determining major decisions such as hiring. However, from a quantitative standpoint interviews have been shown to be extremely inaccurate as a judge of future job performance. There are simply far too many opportunities for bias on the interviewers part and so they tend to be neither reliable nor valid. Irrelevant characteristics such as appearance end up having far too much weight due to the halo effect. If you want the best result, depending on faulty human judgement is often the wrong choice.

    For example, the Apgar score for judging the stability of newborn babies was designed to combat biases on the part of delivery room doctors. Prior to the use of this score, doctors rated how healthy newborns were based on a wide-range of criteria, and each doctor did it differently. When the Apgar score was introduced, it standardized the process by rating newborns on five categories: skin complexion, pulse rate, reflexes, muscle tone, and breathing. The result was that the error introduced by human bias was reduced and countless babies have been saved by quick intervention.

    1. Re:In favor of algorithms by RabidReindeer · · Score: 2

      I know there is a general backlash to the increasing use of algorithms in determining major decisions such as hiring. However, from a quantitative standpoint interviews have been shown to be extremely inaccurate as a judge of future job performance. There are simply far too many opportunities for bias on the interviewers part and so they tend to be neither reliable nor valid. Irrelevant characteristics such as appearance end up having far too much weight due to the halo effect. If you want the best result, depending on faulty human judgement is often the wrong choice.

      For example, the Apgar score for judging the stability of newborn babies was designed to combat biases on the part of delivery room doctors. Prior to the use of this score, doctors rated how healthy newborns were based on a wide-range of criteria, and each doctor did it differently. When the Apgar score was introduced, it standardized the process by rating newborns on five categories: skin complexion, pulse rate, reflexes, muscle tone, and breathing. The result was that the error introduced by human bias was reduced and countless babies have been saved by quick intervention.

      Conversely, the problem with "bean counting" is that things that aren't defined as "beans" don't count. See generic testing inherently flawed, below.

  26. Are you kidding me? by jbrandv · · Score: 1

    I've called Xerox support. It's not working! Clueless management must be their hallmark.

  27. Hiring Algorithms by kumanopuusan · · Score: 3, Interesting

    No article on hiring algorithms is complete without mentioning the secretary problem.
    In brief, how do you decide that you've interviewed enough people and select a candidate, even though that means ignoring anyone you have yet to interview?

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    1. Re:Hiring Algorithms by kumanopuusan · · Score: 2

      ...and then it turns out that I completely mis-remembered the problem. It's still neat, but my description of it above is totally worthless.

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    2. Re:Hiring Algorithms by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      I'd never heard of that "problem." Interesting read, though. Thanks for the link.

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    3. Re:Hiring Algorithms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      satisficing instead of maximizing/optimizing

  28. generic testing inherently flawed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    All generic tests for employment, whether marked by hand or by computer, are based on statistical likelihood of success based on past performance indicators. They therefore reduce the range of abilities of workers and guarantee stagnation.

    In essence, saying "this appeared to work in the past therefore it's ideal in the future" is the antithesis of progress. And you can't monitor the usefulness of different characteristics because you've already rejected all the employees who don't conform to your ideal.

    Big business in the West today is all about low risk mediocrity, i.e. just enough "cost cutting" and profit to maintain a few years of healthy executive bonus. Our performance shows it. The bright, naturally, remain in academia or ensure they have a sufficiently good reputation that they bypass all these stupid tests when entering the commercial world.

    Some of the better tech firms understand this: MS abandoned most of its silly puzzles and Google had progressively reduced "college quiz" style interviewing (not quite there yet, though!). When IBM was king, it applied the most costly but effective way of selecting employees: huge probationary periods. Not sure what it does now. I wonder when the average company will catch up and learn?

  29. If a hiring practice is challenged in court as di by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    " If a hiring practice is challenged in court as discriminatory, a company must show the criteria it is using are proven to predict success in the job."

    Isn't the burden of proof supposed to be on the person making the challenge?

  30. Player Piano by paleo2002 · · Score: 1

    My younger brother has been looking for work for nearly 5 years. These "personality tests" and automated application systems are incredibly frustrating. Business managers won't talk to you, they just send you to their the web site to apply for a posted job. After half an hour of vague, logically inconsistent questions you've "applied" for the job. Nobody calls, nobody emails, and if you follow-up with the store they just shrug. And that's if you're lucky enough to be allowed to apply. Some web sites pre-screen you based on a few questions and actually prevent you from applying for the job at all.

    Its frustrating for my brother and frustrating to watch. He's caught in the no experience/no job feedback loop and now its being run by machines. Does it really cost a business $5000 in losses for a supervisor to spend a day showing a new hire how to work a register, push a broom, and sign in and out for the day?

    1. Re:Player Piano by Maximum+Prophet · · Score: 1

      ... Does it really cost a business $5000 in losses for a supervisor to spend a day showing a new hire how to work a register, push a broom, and sign in and out for the day?

      No, that's the average of what it costs Xerox to train a call center employee on its printer/copiers and normal problems.

      Business managers won't talk to you

      There's the problem. Less than 2% of jobs are found by posting resumes to job boards. It's probably the same for posting to company websites. He has to get to know people who make the hiring decisions. Try smaller companies, figure out what their problems are, and how to solve them. He needs to approach hiring managers as a solution, not a job seeker. (just another problem)

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    2. Re:Player Piano by Overzeetop · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That $5k is an average number for call center training. For professional positions, it's between 1 and 1.5x annual salary.

      Sadly, your brother needs to adopt better parents, because that's how you get jobs. Do you think Mitt Romney, son of a Mexican immigrant who was a migrant farmer and never made more than a subsistence wage and never interacted outside of the migrant community would have had job offers in big firms or ready-made partnerships with well-connected businessmen? Of course not. Take your brother, add in a network of hundreds of friends and colleagues in various fields, have someone prominent in the community and in business vouch personally for his abilities, and I can almost guarantee him a job in under a month, and a 6 figure job in under 5 years - far less if it turns out your brother is both personable and responsible. Add in some ability (numbers, management skills, sales ability) - it doesn't even need to be technical in any way, and he'll be on his way to a very comfortable lifestyle.

      Can you claw your way up from the bottom? Yes, but you have to be exceptionally lucky in finding a job with growth and a manager who sees ability and is not threatened by it. Or you have to just be downright good and start your own enterprise from the ground up. The latter generally requires the moral flexibility to spend a lot of time in the gray area of the law (skirt regulation as much as you can) and personal relationships (be a ruthless backstabbing sonofabitch).

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    3. Re:Player Piano by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The latter generally requires the moral flexibility to spend a lot of time in the gray area of the law (skirt regulation as much as you can) and personal relationships (be a ruthless backstabbing sonofabitch).

      Not to mention a couple dozen grand in the bank to cover the startup costs until you get going. Always fun watching republicans say "if nobody'll hire you, start your own company!" like they're Johnny Jobbleseed just having them pop up out of the ground wherever they walk.

    4. Re:Player Piano by TheSpoom · · Score: 1

      You can bootstrap with software if you're a sufficiently good developer, but it takes a huge amount of time, more than most people have available to them if they're also holding down a full time job. I am encountering this now. I basically have to promise myself to spend at least an hour or two a day on my side project / business, after 10+ hours at work balanced with a home life with my wife. If you have money, you can buy time. Otherwise, expect to not sleep much.

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    5. Re:Player Piano by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Romney's father was born in Mexico. In fact, you could make the argument that he is Hispanic http://brevardpolitics.blogspot.com/2012/05/is-mitt-romney-hispanic.html.

    6. Re:Player Piano by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aside from location-based discrimination (how far you live from the job), I can't argue against personality tests or questionnaires. What bothers me is when they require account registration to apply for a job. Some places do it online, but no account registration is necesary. Account registration really bothers me. I don't like the idea of creating account after account online to apply for jobs. I don't like it so much that I'm very hesitant to apply for a job when I have to register. The problem? Privacy and what happens if their system is compromised?

      As for discriminating against whether someone lives near the job, I think it is only reasonable if it's within like a 2 hour commute. You have to figure in 8 hours sleep, 2 hours getting ready, 8.5 hours of on-the-job work, etc. If you have to travel more than 4 hours round-trip, that's 22.5 hours per day. 1.5 hours left for home-life isn't much of a life. Maybe some of those numbers are a bit off, but I figure that's the idea. If you have a very long commute, then you're at risk of finding a better job closer to home. What we need is something to be codified into law stating that you can't be discriminated for living X miles away from your employment. (I think one of my old college professors has/had a 80 mile commute for the days he came in.)

    7. Re:Player Piano by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      Yes and no; it depends on your chosen line of work. John whatever-his-name-is that runs Papa Johns, from what I gather, started with very little cash. He also probably violated most of the building code laws.

      I started with $10,000 in the bank, and dropped as low as about $6,000, and was back to that $10k in the first 8 months, though I took no salary. I also had a MS in engineering and had worked for 3-4 years in the field I started my business in, AND (the big one) I already had my professional license (cheap, if you don't count school and experience). I'm also lucky that I'm computer savvy and can run my own network, set everything up, and keep it working. Oh, and that "gray area" - I used unlicensed software for the first 1-2 years (probably $15-20k market value, if I had to guess). As I made enough to buy licenses, I did, and now I even pay for my shareware and freeware (yes, I donate if it saves me time).

      Many tradesmen who have a skill which is marketable to the general public can start a business for $2000-3000 if they don't have expenses. It's hard; very hard, but it can be done. I don't recommend it for anyone who has kids unless there are no other alternatives.

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    8. Re:Player Piano by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      Kind of my point - if his father had never been anything but a $5/hr laborer, we'd have someone else running for POTUS.

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  31. Re:Reason is simple: U.S. Workers are stupid by sl4shd0rk · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The U.S. ranks 23rd among developed nations in the percentage of students with undergraduate degrees in science or engineering who are employed in related fields

    Gee, do you suppose that's somehow related to lost Science and Engineering jobs due to offshoring in the past decade?

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  32. Re: If a hiring practice is challenged in court as by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In a civil case, there is no burden of proof either way; the case is decided based on which side has a "preponderance of evidence" supporting their position.

    (I am not a lawyer, nor do I anal).

  33. Re:Reason is simple: U.S. Workers are stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    That couldn't possibly be due to years of massive overproduction of American STEM graduates, now could it.

    Of course not, there's a slashdot article every semester about how we need more people in STEM degrees, especially women.

    Especially hot women.

    Especially hot women with a fetish for nerdy men, and possibly a tendency for bisexuality.

  34. Re:Reason is simple: U.S. Workers are stupid by ArhcAngel · · Score: 1

    What lost Science and Engineering jobs? or were you trying to infer call center jobs were in fact science and engineering positions?

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  35. Re:Reason is simple: U.S. Workers are stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We need someone to talk to, and someone to sweep the floors.

  36. This could get interesting by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

    Actually, it's the software development company who should be scared. These algorithms are proprietary, and a good purchaser will require - in writing - that the software comply with all hiring laws and likely include an indemnification clause for the business before their legal department will cut the software company a check. It's a get out of court free card for the business. If the software makes all the decisions, and the software complies with the law, and the software company indemnifies the business, then the business has a pretty firm ground.

    Now, for the software company, this becomes a huge liability. Not just in the actual indemnification - and, trust me, no firm larger than 1000 people would ever buy software like this without such a clause. If they have to defend their software in court, they will have to release the parameters and decisions - their proprietary data. If much of that leaks, it becomes a field day for Resume Optimization Services. Imagine if Google had to publish their ranking algorithm. I foresee a serious resume arms race.

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  37. Be careful what you ask for...you might get it by TheWoozle · · Score: 1

    So, they're selecting for the best liars? The problem with any measurement of human beings is that they will absolutely try to game the system. Unless a company can keep the hiring criteria secret, they'll never actually get what they're looking for.

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  38. You get what you select for by Todd+Knarr · · Score: 2

    I see a bunch of problems, including a few that'll leave the company circling the drain down the road. But one obvious one is that the whole thing depends heavily on what you're selecting for. I know my experience on the hiring side is that HR tends to filter out the best-qualified candidates and leave the ones that aren't qualified. That doesn't bode well for their ability to decide what constitutes a successful employee. It may work OK for tier-1 call-center support, but what happens when eg. you decide you want software developers who fix the most bugs the quickest and deliver the most new features the fastest? You end up with developers who write buggy code that can't be maintained or enhanced. You can't fix a lot of bugs quickly unless the code's got a lot of bugs in it, after all, so the criteria would filter out the developers who avoid creating bugs that'd need fixing. And thinking about what the system will need to do 2, 3 or 4 years down the road and coming up with ways of doing things now that'll accommodate those future needs takes more time than duct-taping together something that just about works right now, so you end up selecting for developers who'll hamstring your ability to enhance your system in the future.

    In college math we called it the local-optimization problem: you get so caught up in finding the best way to find the maximum/minimum of a function that you end up missing the maximum/minimum.

  39. Slashdot-Heal-Thyself by Press2ToContinue · · Score: 1

    Maybe Slashdot needs an algorithm to allow people to post. Perhaps it should go something like this... - do they stay on-topic? - do they understand the concept? - do they contribute useful information? Never mind, that algorithm would never fly here....

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  40. Re:Reason is simple: U.S. Workers are stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe a simply stupid bot....

  41. It's okay so long as it works? by wonder · · Score: 1

    If a hiring practice is challenged in court as discriminatory, a company must show the criteria it is using are proven to predict success in the job.

    Wait a second, and what? Since when is a valid defense against a discrimination complaint "yeah, we descriminate, but it's okay because it actually provides results."

    How far would that kind of argument get you in a Gender, Racial, or Age-based discrimination setting? If anyone said "As a cop i assume every black person is guilty of something, but hey, my arrest rate has gone way up so it's ok." that case would be DONE.

  42. Oh no, someone is using the scientific method by clovis · · Score: 4, Insightful

    As usual, most of the respondents either did not RTFA, or simply did not understand it because many of the respondents have got it exactly backwards.
    Management did not just make up a set of characteristics they thought would be good (in this case hire local drone) and hire those after doing a drone-test. That's the way it had been done for the last few thousand years.

    So here's what happened.
    A company tests applicants for a very broad set of characteristics.
    They track the performance of the hires.
    They compare the success of the hires back to the characteristics found in the test.
    They make a model of the successful hires and then use that model to select future hires.

    Scientific model:
    Construct hypotheses
    Gather data
    Conduct test
    compare result to hypotheses
    refine hypotheses

    Anyone that is complaining about the algorithmic process and it's outcome has no idea how most people are typically hired.
    For the most part, It still boils down to 1: being someone's buddy/relative and 2: looking like someone the HR boss would like to hang out with.
    So I, for one, welcome our new algorithmic masters. ( having neither buddy nor looking like someone you would want to hang out with)

    Also, this is very far from being new. I know of one upscale hotels started doing this a couple or three decades ago.
    They gave all their employees a variety of tests and observed what characteristics were associated with the successful ones in the various positions.
    Then, when people apply, they assign them to the position they'll be successful in. The end result is that successful floor-cleaners are happy and productive floor-cleaners, and people whose profile fits the front desk are happy and successful there. And it should be obvious that swapping those two people might create two very resentful employees. It really shows, too, if you ever stayed in a place like that how the good moods of the employees is almost Stepford-spooky.

    1. Re:Oh no, someone is using the scientific method by Herkum01 · · Score: 1

      But reading the article, I don't really see anything that the says that the tracked performance of hires. What I saw was that they tracked costs of employing new hires. Basically, how often they showed up for work, whether they filed for disability or took extra time off.

      They met accounting metrics, like reducing costs for employing that person, but that does not mean that they did well at meeting customer expectations.

    2. Re:Oh no, someone is using the scientific method by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      O brave new world, that has such people in it

    3. Re:Oh no, someone is using the scientific method by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Making customers happy, working hard, corporate culture, security, and risk in general are hard things to measure. Without metrics, the bean-counters are worthless. It's simply not their job to think about how hiring an asshole will drag down the spirits of everyone else on the team. Does it impact the bottom line? Yep. Can we measure it? Nope.

      This is why some businesses treat IT work as a cost center. And that is why we have massive security breaches that costs companies millions of dollars just because someone didn't salt their hash. Because security is hard to put in a spreadsheet.

    4. Re:Oh no, someone is using the scientific method by bar-agent · · Score: 1

      O brave new world, that has such people in it

      See, here's the thing. Brave New World is mostly a dystopian book, but that society had several good ideas among the dross. One of them was that people should be allowed to do the work that they like to do.

      In the book, what people liked to do was programmed into them from birth, but that isn't the case with these surveys. So, seems fine to me.

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  43. Re:Reason is simple: U.S. Workers are stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I've heard my share of stories of Japanese workers not doing much the first many hours, then cramming at the end only because it's taboo to leave before your superior, so long hours with not much more accomplished.

    Not sure how true, but if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is. I can't see Japanese not getting burnt out if they actually worked 2x as much.

  44. I work at Evolv by edcheevy · · Score: 5, Informative

    I'm an industrial/organizational psychologist at Evolv. I help build assessment content and I work closely with our predictive algorithms. A few clarifications from the WSJ article & responses to /. comments:

    Yes, creativity and empathy are important for some positions, even in call centers! We're not looking for hateful drones who will hang up on you when you call in. In addition to staying longer, our recommended hires perform better as well. That means increases in both customer satisfaction and efficiency (we call it "average handle time"). But it's a curvilinear relationship - somebody who is too inquisitive is going to tend to waste your valuable time (and their employer's) while trying to resolve your issue. There's a balance.

    Most test vendors put a test in place and walk away. At Evolv we take all the post-hire data from our clients and continually feed it back into our algorithms. The content, scoring, and weighting adjust over time to be more predictive.

    At Evolv, we don't pair obvious responses when we create questions. So no "I like to steal office supplies" vs "I always show up to work on time" questions. Coupled with the continual refresh & validation of the content, there is no "answer key" that will get you a job. One of the neat things about this approach that we've found is that people applying to entry level positions often don't know what they're good at. Either they've bounced around a few jobs or they're just out of high school. So when somebody applies to a call center job that's hiring for both customer service and sales positions, and we can recommend the position for which they're likely to be "fitter, happier, and more productive"... that's kind of cool. Their employer will make more money off a more stable employee, and the employee ends up doing something they will enjoy just a little bit more. I know some folks will see it from the Radiohead point of view, as creepy (and I respect that), but we think it's better than dumping somebody into a position they're not going to enjoy just because they had the right keywords on their resume or they BS'd their way through an interview.

    Science & statistics help eliminate some crazy gut-based hiring decisions. Some hiring managers want to ask call center applicants what they'll be doing in 10 years with an expected response of "I'll be working at this call center". But let's be realistic - while some people enjoy them and thrive, call center jobs are typically not where you plan to be in 10 years. We've also found that resume experience for entry level positions is less important than basic skills and attitude. It's easy to look at that and say "duh" but you'd be surprised how many people hiring & screening for these roles want to exclude applicants who don't have prior experience. So we can cut things out of the interview and hiring process that just don't mean anything.

    Evolv doesn't just do employment screening. We periodically follow up with people after they're hired. We find out what information wasn't communicated well during the hiring process, get their feedback on how their training is going, their thoughts on their supervisor, that sort of thing. We feed all of this back in to improve the process. In some cases, that means identifying the trainers whose students perform poorly when they start working. Other times it could be flagging a tenured stellar performer whose numbers are starting to dip for a new position to help reinvigorate them. We strive to improve profitability across the workforce, and do so in an employee-friendly way.

    Last but not least, we're still expanding through Xerox, so if you've called their customer service and had a bad experience it must not have been one of our hires. Joking aside, agents are people too, and even our top recommendations have a bad day. We're working hard to to make it better though!

    Hope that helps! Yes, there definitely are risks with employment testing, but we try to avoid them and build solutions that make everybody's life a little better.

    Cheers,
    Tim

    1. Re:I work at Evolv by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      How does it feel to literally create something out of a work of cautionary fiction?

    2. Re:I work at Evolv by magamiako1 · · Score: 1

      Your post wreaks of someone who truly thinks that this is the best way to hire somebody. When in reality the entirety of the process is from top to bottom a sham.

      Do you know why that is? Because the reality of the world is that employment and work is a cutthroat business. Do the executives take these same "personality tests" to tell them that they're "best suited" for a call center position over being a marketing executive? Of course not. It's two entirely different hiring conditions applied based on whether or not you had enough money to force your way through college.

      There is NOTHING good about these tests. Someone can LEARN to be good at their job, and behavioral training can happen mentally when someone's livelihood and money is on the line. Just because someone doesn't answer well on your PERSONALITY TEST does not mean they can't do well in a particular position. How do you know they won't change their outward personality based on the conditions of the job? Your system cannot possibly detect that.

    3. Re:I work at Evolv by edcheevy · · Score: 2

      You're absolutely correct, I do think this is the best currently available method for hiring hourly workers. The assessment itself is just one component. For instance, call center applicants also do a mini voice audition (clarity, tone, etc), take a typing test, and complete a behavioral descriptive interview. There's always a human element in the process, we're just trying to make sure the interviewers are asking consistent, job-relevant questions.

      I completely agree that people can learn to be good at their job! Our assessments don't quiz people on knowledge they'll pick up in training or on the job. We don't pay much attention to resumes because great hires can come from any background, regardless of whether they have a specific skill set, and be a great fit for the role. When we start working with a new client, this is often a paradigm shift. But we do look at some relevant skills. If two people apply for an email support position and one of them has better typing WPM than the other, it only makes sense to hire the better typist even though the slower typist could learn.

      At my previous Fortune 50 employer, top level executives absolutely did take tests like these. The analytics weren't as sophisticated as what we do at Evolv, but the same basic concepts applied. In either case though, these are never the single deciding factor for C-suite or front line positions.

    4. Re:I work at Evolv by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No shit, he works for the company. And while you're spouting the standard crap about how codified tests can't possibly detect how awesome you are as an individual, his company has statistics that prove their system works, continually feed them back into their system to improve it, and are confident enough to have made it their core business model. Are you going to put your money where your mouth is, or just keep denying that humans as a group are fairly predictable?

      In all fairness, algorithmic hiring will work best for jobs where you want someone who's good enough, and not necessarily the best. Call centre staff, grunt-level programmers, IT, that sort of thing. If getting the absolute best candidate from all applicants will make or break your company, trusting an algorithm (or heuristic) to do the job is a bad idea.

      Oh, and the word is reeks.

    5. Re:I work at Evolv by joe_frisch · · Score: 1

      There may not be a "simple" correct way to answer the test questions, but how do you keep potential employees from learning the type of responses that are desired. Jobs are valuable so as this sort of testing becomes more popular there will be a market in training people to take personality tests. This will quickly invalidate the predictive power of the tests.

      There is also the serious issue of the tests resulting in ethnic or gender bias that could open a company up to lawsuits.

      The final problem is whether companies actually know how to measure performance at all. In some simple manufacturing jobs throughput and error rates are easy to measure, but its much more difficult in jobs where there is interaction with customers, or where technical expertise is required.

    6. Re:I work at Evolv by quietwalker · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I can't claim to be an industrial psychologist, but I have worked with them and written much of the software that does some of the predictive analysis that was mentioned. I can claim to have a lot of experience with how these tests work.

      I have to disagree with you right off the bat here: Employment screening tests are not a sham, and there are many good things about them.

      - Has value, but primarily to the employer

      Some of the predictive factors that show immediate value are used to best utilize an employee: whether they prefer working solo or in a group, whether money or recognition motivates them, if they are highly detail oriented, or whether or not they'll rock the boat (which could be a good thing! - like suggesting a more efficient process to replace an old, tried, and true one). This helps a manager provide a working environment that best allows an individual to excel, or to position people in groups so any perceived faults are covered with an overlap.

      What also ends up being really important in these tests - to employers at least - is whether or not these people tend to lie, steal, or cheat, to abuse drugs or alchol, or may simply be reliable or not. Yes, if you crunch the numbers, you can take a good guess and produce a weighted prediction about this just from a personality profile.

      When you're hiring for Walmart or Home Depot or some other vast chain with a large population of unskilled workers, weeding out the likely-to-be-bad ones shows a real financial impact, tens or hundreds of millions of dollars a year, statistically proven. Though the damages may not reach into the millions, smaller business owners are even more impacted by this.

      - Must be applied properly

      Some businesses, like Keller Williams Reality, do not apply their personality profiling properly. They use a Jungian based personality matrix - simplified slightly - to pigeonhole an applicant. If you do not fit the hole specified for the job, you don't get the job. They even make a big deal about how everyone applying for every position is required to do this, even if it's the next CEO (which was probably a lie, but c'mon, these folks are salepeople at heart). However, they decide in advance which single personality a given job requires, and if you don't match it exactly, you're out. So if you apply for a programmer position, and you're an extrovert, you won't get the job. If you're creative - you don't get the job. You have to correspond to THEIR sterotype.

      Obviously this is wrong.

      As the parent poster can probably tell you, the proper way to do it is to have your current employees take a test, sort by role, and attempt to find people who are close to the personality traits that your star individuals have in common. You'll also have to update this over time as market or work environments change.

      This works because we're producing sample data, isolating trends, and using it to predict success based on commonalities. It's simple statistics. This is how we can 'catch' drug abusers and thieves before the fact: using the personality profiling tests data from criminals, we can find people who match their common traits. It may sound harsh, but the false positive outliers are exactly that - outliers. The vast majority is predictable to a reasonable degree.

      Application of this information is a standard practice in risk analysis. If you're hiring for a casino dealer, and your applicant shows up as being 80-90 out of 100 match with career criminals, maybe consider a bit more carefully or do a full background check, or maybe just don't hire them - find a less risky applicant.

      - Can be gamed

      Most of these tests are straightforward. There's rarely any tricks or clever 'gotchas'. This isn't like a police interrogation where they're trying to trap you. They're personality profiles, and they don't have 'correct answers'.

      However, if you can successfully role take, you can determine the outcome without much guile. This is hard for many people to do, grante

    7. Re:I work at Evolv by Hatta · · Score: 1

      It may sound harsh, but the false positive outliers are exactly that - outliers. The vast majority is predictable to a reasonable degree.

      And? Do the exceptional among us not deserve employment?

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    8. Re:I work at Evolv by Hatta · · Score: 1

      But it's a curvilinear relationship - somebody who is too inquisitive is going to tend to waste your valuable time (and their employer's) while trying to resolve your issue. There's a balance.

      So you help the employer by discouraging them from hiring an exceptionally inquisitive employee. How do you help the inquisitive employee find a job that fits them?

      You're not doing much to dispel the appearance that these systems are good for the employer only. After all, it's better to have a job that you're a bad fit for than no job at all.

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    9. Re:I work at Evolv by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

      Well, say what you want, but that thing IS creepy. It is creepy in a "Brave New World" kind of way, so pointing that everybody is happy doesn't help at all But it is not the worst offender. Like 1984, it seems we are using Brave New World as a manual, but it is done by free people, instead of coerced ones, so it doesn't get a lot of attention. Up to a certain amount, it is natural that we copy that distopia (or is it not a distopia? Can't say for sure).

      Now how do you deal with the exploration/explotation dilema?

    10. Re:I work at Evolv by svick · · Score: 1

      Look at this from the employer's point of view: if he can choose between someone who is, according to the data, likely to be a good employee or someone who is likely to be a bad employee, who should he choose?

      Also, how is this different from a normal hiring procedure? There is still a chance that someone who could be great at the job will be rejected, because he didn't finish college or something like that. If this data-based approach actually works (I have no idea whether it does), then it should be a win for both sides: employer gets better employees and good potential employees have bigger chance to be selected.

    11. Re:I work at Evolv by edcheevy · · Score: 1

      You raise very valid concerns. Faking is addressed through two main approaches: different scoring patterns for different jobs and adaptive tests (the content you see today may not be there tomorrow). Many of our clients are trying to fill two or three positions at the same time. That could mean customer service, sales, and tech support at a call center, or cashier and back room at a retailer. A lot of skills and aptitudes are important to both positions, but there will be some differences and even different weighting within the same trait. So a question often has multiple "correct" responses, but one is more likely to point towards sales and the other customer service. In these cases, faking doesn't really help an applicant. Adaptive tests also include a concept called "item exposure" which is simply the number of times a question has appeared in a test. Item exposure becomes part of any adaptive testing algorithm to help determine which question to present next - the more times it's been exposed (thus more susceptible to cheating), the less often it will appear.

      Absolutely a concern. Evolv (and any assessment vendor worth their salt) checks this to confirm their products don't cause adverse impact on age, ethnicity, or gender. With that in mind, there's data we've looked at but cannot use. For instance the distance from work variable -- yes it's reasonable to think that people who live further away are more likely to quit, but that data is often tied to socioeconomic status, which is often tied to ethnicity. Poorer people typically don't live next to employers. So we're aware of the correlation but we can't use it.

      The big data approach works best in hourly positions where there's plenty of feedback for machine learning. When the inputs are fuzzy, it's a less useful solution. When companies do a poor job measuring performance to begin with, no amount of processing power will save them.

    12. Re:I work at Evolv by edcheevy · · Score: 1

      Sure, at the end of the day the employer pays our bills. That said, the highly inquisitive employee may not do so well in a customer service roll, but they can often make a great technical support agent. When an employer is trying to fill three positions and we can tell them which one an applicant is most likely to succeed in, we're helping the employer but also indirectly helping the employee. Many applicants for these types of jobs are taking the shotgun approach and apply to everything they find. They just want any job, so if we can match them with one where're they'll tend to do better, it's a least a small improvement over the old way of doing things.

      What worries me more is somebody who scores poorly across our entire assessment. Somebody who you might say "does not play well with others". Personality isn't quite as static as pop psychology would have us believe, but that doesn't mean it's easy to change. How do we as a society engage with somebody who wants to work (they're applying for a job) but doesn't have a good attitude for it? Are there really that many entry level jobs to go around for the poor scoring applicants?

    13. Re:I work at Evolv by edcheevy · · Score: 1

      This may be overly cynical, but I think it's the lesser of two evils. Historically, we've done an awful job of matching people to jobs. It's depressing to learn what really gets people hired and fired. As an I/O psychologist, I cringe whenever an under qualified applicant gets a job just because they know somebody. So as a field, in general, our goal is to make the process more scientific. As a field I/O is generally pretty positive, but it can definitely be used for evil. The strongest force stopping those folks are probably the equal opportunity laws and regulations.

      If you want creepy though, the screening piece is just the beginning. Someday careers could be like your Netflix queue. Based on your past jobs, your performance at those jobs, your ratings of those jobs, your knowledge, skills, aptitudes, and interests, and other factors, your career queue could literally suggest new jobs for you and even line up start dates. That's terrifying for many of us, but for others that peace of mind would be a godsend. If it was mandated it's definitely Brave New World. But if it's voluntary? Then it's not so bad. You don't have to watch the movies Netflix suggests... But how would you ever break out and try something new? I think a poor implementation would be linear, single-career (which we know isn't realistic). A smart implementation which could actually enrich a lot of lives, would encourage career jumps every so many years to help keep people engaged and motivated.

    14. Re:I work at Evolv by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

      Well, to be fair, labeling people is just one piece of it (and it's inevitable in a hiring process). As you said, what labels you apply and what you do with them are as important. You are putting some light in a very reality adverse field, that's a good thing. It's creepy, but as an isolated act, it's good. (Now, about it being voluntary, no, it also won't make it any less creepy.)

      You are just working in one of those projects that are important to move mankind forward, but could backfire badly.

  45. Don't Interview At Companies You Don't Like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you don't like that the hiring boss is an algorithm or that your employer may spring random drug tests on you or that you are required to wear orange hotpants, don't bother complaining to anyone about it if you're still going to interview there.

    1. Re:Don't Interview At Companies You Don't Like by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      we are forced to work for a living by the way our civilization is constructed, therefore we have the implicit right to complain about any element of the system. Life is a bitch, work sucks and drains your soul, and then you die.

  46. It's wretched. by thesandtiger · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I was sought out specifically by a government agency because of some research work I had done and some tools I had developed - they basically had a position that was an EXACT match for my skills, just in a broader scope.

    I had to submit my CV to their automated system and was rejected because there was a typo in one of the filter criteria for their automated screening system. Then when they fixed it and I resubmitted, because I was found unqualified previously I was booted out.

    They reset the job listing, triple checked the criteria, had me re-format my resume and submit it from a different email address just to make sure it wouldn't reject, but then when a human HR manager looked, she noted I had been rejected previously (but not why) and rejected it again.

    Bottom line, you need smart people handling your hiring, and you need to make damn sure your automated systems are helping rather than hindering getting good people in there.

    What's funny is that they wound up hiring me as a consultant (costing them at least 3x as much as hiring me on staff would cost) for the work, which worked out great for me since I was able to keep my old job and do the new work telecommuting with only the occasional trip to various sites.

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  47. You reap what you sow by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 0

    Voted republican? Never been a member of a trade union?

    Well, what do you expect then? You have your masters total power over you and now they are using it. The slave who brings his own whip deserves it.

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    MMO Quests are like orgasms:

    You may solo them, I prefer them in a group.

    1. Re:You reap what you sow by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

      Voted republican?

      Not in 25 years.

      Never been a member of a trade union?

      Unions do not exist in my profession.

      Well, what do you expect then? You have your masters total power over you and now they are using it. The slave who brings his own whip deserves it.

      O... kay. I guess you're taking to some other version of me that only exists in you mind now, I guess.

  48. Wrong. by bussdriver · · Score: 1

    Mitt Romney is not so self made, you have your facts wrong. His father was a CEO of a car company then Governor of Michigan and not a migrant farmer. Rich politically connected parents go a LONG LONG way to helping somebody with some talent go really far. Won't go into ethics because they have no place in business; everything is fair game as long as you are not caught.

    1. Re:Wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What you just stated is the point of the poster you responded to.

      He was saying in a rhetorical fashion that there is no chance Mitt Romney would be who he is if his father was a migrant worker.

    2. Re:Wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      his father was born CEO of a car company

      His grandfather and father were migrant farmers, bro. They escaped the Mexican Revolution of 1910.
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_W._Romney

    3. Re:Wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Read his comment again, it went WOOOOOOOSH above your asberger head :)

      Love
      Another Aspie

  49. Re:Reason is simple: U.S. Workers are stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you can't tell the difference maybe he's simply bot stupid.

  50. Incentives by Larry_Dillon · · Score: 1

    The most profitable call center employee may not be the one that fixes the most problems. For instance, an employee that can make a customer happy without fixing a thing or can talk the customer into buying a new replacement could be more profitable for the company.

    The situation is fairly simple; what is in the customer's best interest in not necessarily in the company's best interest. The company seeks to hire those that are in it's best interest, not the customer's best interest.

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  51. If you cuaght your mother stealing... by Gripp · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I was once asked (on a formal test, the last hoop) in a job interview for a big box store whether I would turn my mother in if I caught her stealing.
    I was entirely unsure of what answer they were looking for. On one hand you would think they would want employees to be that dedicated to protecting their assets. But lets be real, is ruining your family worth your part time job, over a petty theft? Bitch at them and return the item to the store, yes...
    I can't imagine anyone (who is 100% sane) would. This would indicate that anyone who answers yes is either a damned liar or not mentally stable. But by saying "no" means you may be immoral (yet, honest?).... so... which was correct? I answered "no" for the sake of honesty. And did not get the job. Not sure if that is why or not, but still wonder.

    1. Re:If you cuaght your mother stealing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's a tough question. Almost like, "Have you stopped beating your wife?".

    2. Re:If you cuaght your mother stealing... by alexo · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I was once asked (on a formal test, the last hoop) in a job interview for a big box store whether I would turn my mother in if I caught her stealing.
      I was entirely unsure of what answer they were looking for. On one hand you would think they would want employees to be that dedicated to protecting their assets. But lets be real, is ruining your family worth your part time job, over a petty theft? Bitch at them and return the item to the store, yes...
      I can't imagine anyone (who is 100% sane) would. This would indicate that anyone who answers yes is either a damned liar or not mentally stable. But by saying "no" means you may be immoral (yet, honest?).... so... which was correct? I answered "no" for the sake of honesty. And did not get the job. Not sure if that is why or not, but still wonder.

      If I found myself in a similar position, and wasn't completely desperate for that job, I would reply by saying "that's an interesting question, would you ?".
      If the interviewer says no, I would say "neither would I, as there are better ways of dealing with the situation" and elaborate if asked to do so.
      If the interviewer says yes, he would have proved himself to be a sociopath, and I wouldn't want to work there. There's a good chance that I would not be able to resist asking him whether his mother is aware of his attitude, which would blacklist me forever.
      If he declines to answer but still insists that I do, I would point out that the interview is a two-way process...

      There may be other ways of handling such a question with a live and moderately competent and intelligent interviewer, like pointing out that it is a complex situation and suggesting alternatives (e.g., "I will confront her, get the reason for her actions, return the item(s) and offer additional compensation to the rightful owner, and make sure said mother got needed help and counseling so this will not happen again"), or even claiming that such an event is totally impossible (e.g., "my mother would never steal, she would rather die of starvation, so the question makes no sense. It's like asking: would you hit a newborn if it tried to kill your children with a chainsaw? The question is completely absurd and so is any possible answer").

      However, if the expectation is that there is a "correct" Yes/No answer that you should provide, their hiring process is messed up.

    3. Re:If you cuaght your mother stealing... by Bryansix · · Score: 1

      Best Buy asks "If you owned a business and an employee stole a packet of gum, would you fire them if it was the first offense"? If you answer no, then no job for you. Don't worry, in 5 years Best Buy won't exist.

    4. Re:If you cuaght your mother stealing... by joe_frisch · · Score: 1

      I could see either answer as being better. Do you REALLY want employees who will report any sign of crime to the authorities, or do you want employees who display LOYALTY

    5. Re:If you cuaght your mother stealing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should have said: my mother is not a cheap crook, so I don't have to worry about her stealing from this place.

    6. Re:If you cuaght your mother stealing... by Thelasko · · Score: 1

      "Honesty tests" are always one of my favorite topics on Slashdot. I took a psychology class on hiring practices in college. The professor mentioned that he had a group of Catholic monks take one of those tests and they all failed. Why? There was a question that asked, "do you know anyone that has used illegal drugs recently?" The monks ran a drug rehabilitation center, so they all answered "yes" to that question.

      There are some "gotcha" questions on those tests. The one that comes to mind is, "what do you do if you find a quarter on the street?" There are some answers like, "take it to the police station," etc., but the correct answer is to keep it.

      As the article mentions, hiring practices can open a company up to some lawsuits. However, all a company has to do is show data that correlates hiring methods to employee performance. The study has to be double blind, this requires hiring employees that both pass or fail the criteria, and reviewing their work performance later. There is no requirement to show causation, etc., only a correlation is necessary. Most "honesty tests" don't meet that requirement.

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    7. Re:If you cuaght your mother stealing... by Greyfox · · Score: 2

      I imagine "No! I would kill her for sullying the family honor!" would not go over well, either. Though you never know, in those kinds of interviews!

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    8. Re:If you cuaght your mother stealing... by ancientt · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I meant to hit "Funny" and missed and hit "Overrated." You deserved a bump up, not down so I'm posting to undo moderation.

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    9. Re:If you cuaght your mother stealing... by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

      That's an old one. He wanted a "no", with the rationale that he wouldn't want to work with a person capable of turning on his own mother.

      Of course, when people create such questions they foget to take into account that it would be used in a high stress environment. Also, they certainly fail to take into acount that the job seekers can also read hiring books and sites, so they'll already know the correct answer.

    10. Re:If you cuaght your mother stealing... by Gripp · · Score: 1

      The test was written. Multiple choice.... And yes, I considered it to be severely flawed. At the end of the day I didn't care much that I didn't get the job. I was just a college student looking for pretty much any job at the time, and found one shortly after regardless.

    11. Re:If you cuaght your mother stealing... by J-1000 · · Score: 1

      My grocery store job questionnaire asked, "Have you ever lied?" I answered truthfully. Later I was told I passed the test, but my honesty score was a bit low.

  52. heuristics are algorithms by Cajun+Hell · · Score: 1

    It's guaranteed to probably get closer to the answer you want in the opinion of some optimization hacker. It does that nebulous thing, which may or may not help, every time.

    If you're not happy with that way of looking at algorithms, then I bet you don't think simulated annealing, soundex, minimax, whatever-Google-search-engine-does, or a host of other classical partial-solutions are algorithms either. Now that I think of it, that's all the "fun stuff," though I realize we're all into different things. I bet you're a "math guy." ;-)

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  53. Re:Reason is simple: U.S. Workers are stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    explains the slashdot moderators.

  54. Re:Reason is simple: U.S. Workers are stupid by jdbannon · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Japanese workers are extremely hard working and incredibly unproductive. I hope they serve as a warning on the importance of work/life balance.

  55. Re:Reason is simple: U.S. Workers are stupid by jimbolauski · · Score: 1

    The unemployment rate for STEM graduates is 2%, twice as good as the college graduate unemployment rate I don't think there is an abundance of STEM graduates.

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  56. Re:Reason is simple: U.S. Workers are stupid by boristdog · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I have worked in Japan, this is VERY true. During much of the work day, and especially the late afternoon/early evening was almost official goof-off time. Then everyone buckled down and got to work in the overtime hours. And if you left before 9pm you were supposed to apologize to everyone. It was weird.

    Also, many Japanese Engineers are still paid hourly instead of being salaried, so it is to their advantage to work long hours. Plus, white collar workers wore "uniforms" of some sort everywhere. Often it was just the same color pants and shirt for everyone. And it was a different color for females.

    And then there was always the morning "chant" meeting where everyone gathered and did the weird company chant. Of course when I asked my co-workers about any of these things I was always told "It's a Japanese thing."

  57. Re:Reason is simple: U.S. Workers are stupid by boristdog · · Score: 2

    I used to work in a materials analysis lab and probably 70% of the lab technicians and scientists were female. And probably 70% of those were actually very attractive women. Pretty much everyone was married, including me, but it was still a fun place to work. We had great parties.

  58. Re:Reason is simple: U.S. Workers are stupid by P-niiice · · Score: 1

    No, Science and Engineering jobs were offshored. GE started trying it all the way back to 1992ish (when I was there).

  59. Re:Reason is simple: U.S. Workers are stupid by jimbolauski · · Score: 1

    Funny how our education ranking has dropped considerably once the 'No Child Left Behind' bill went into service. Enforcing everyone passes education at the detriment of our more intelligent children does us no good.

    No child left behind was passed in 2001 our NAEP scores for math and reading were the same throughout the 90's and have increased 5% for 9 year olds since NCLB was passed 2% for 13 yo and no change for 17 yo. It would be nice to kick the trouble makers to the curb so they would stop holding the class back, holding teachers accountable and rewarding the successful ones but it will never happen. Children have a right to education even if they are infringing on others, teaching unions will never stand for teachers being paid and fired on merit. If you want to know why private and charter schools are more effective at teaching kids then there is your answer teachers can be fired and disruptive students are removed.

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  60. I welcome.. by mattack2 · · Score: 1

    I welcome my new robotic hiring manager.

  61. All requirements are the same by gelfling · · Score: 2

    Age 25 or under with 9 years experience in a 2 year old technology willing to work for minimum wage.

    1. Re:All requirements are the same by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

      See, that's the great thing about the system at TFA. It will only require age under 25 if a low age worker is really better for the position. If an aged person performs better, it will require an old one.

      That's the power of science.

  62. Fool's test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These test have been seen to be worthless because almost any person can see how to answer the questions correctly. Just use common sense and don't answer any question in a way that to paint yourself to be a perfect angle. I have had these test and the answers were obvious.

  63. Will somebody seriously explain this to me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whenever I hear of software doing anything like this automatically, I immediately ask myself the following: "How"?

    The reason I ask myself that question is because I am a computer-savvy person and a programmer who knows that there is nothing magical about computers. Unlike depictions of them in countless bad movies, they just don't have an AI to speak of. It is impossible for a computer to figure things out with any kind of reliability unless the input data is perfect, which it never is.

    So, how in the HELL is some fucking program supposed to be able to determine these things?

  64. My post disappeared. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Incompetence every day, all the time...

  65. Re:Reason is simple: U.S. Workers are stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    According to the American Chemical Society the employment rate in 2011 for young chemists is 38%. That's right, a little more than one in three young chemists has a job, and this is from a body notorious for down playing the un- and under employed within the discipline. It isn't significantly better in the other sciences. We might need more programmers. We don't need more scientists, we don't need more engineers, we don't need more mathematicians. The soup lines are already full of them.

  66. Re:Reason is simple: U.S. Workers are stupid by MrSenile · · Score: 1

    Sadly, the NAEP scores are dependant on the current curriculum of the standardized tests and material provided to public schools in the United States.

    This material has gotten worse since the time I was in school, by a factor of a few grades at least.

    Where I was taught algebra in grade school and calculus in junior/senior high school, now algebra is taken junior or senior of high school and calculus is rarely if ever taught at all.

    The NAEP standardized scoring is dependant on the overall grades and performance of children on the current curriculum of the national schools of that time. When the curriculum gets easier, so does the weighted system of the NAEP scores.

    So the 5% and 2% increase in the 10 years since NCLB was introduced looks great on paper, but when you consider the watering down of our materials in the average of 8-16% overall, that shows a different picture.

    Basically put, a 200 point score of today, would likely equate to a 170 before 2000.

  67. Not enough qualified applicants = poor qualifiing by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    Not enough qualified applicants = poor qualifying

    Like asking for to much AKA a big list of software that is really all non needed or some stuff is easy to fill in gaps from people who have most of needed skills.

    theory based degrees over people with people real skills / tech or trade school based degrees and then saying the people with the theory based degrees don't have the right skills.

  68. perfect wife by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When will an algorithm find the perfect wife? Similar conclusions...

  69. This Sword Cuts Both Ways by Greyfox · · Score: 1
    The one thing the battery of personality tests is particularly good at is finding the kind of candidate who will submit to a battery of personality tests for your shitty, minimum-wage call center job.

    On the other edge of that sword, I find that any company that wants me to take a personality test is probably not the kind of company I want to work for.

    So yeah, everybody wins.

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  70. Xerox ACS, bigger problem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ACS stands for, "Always Changing Shit". ACS has a tremendous training system. They are noted for taking under-educated disadvantaged applicants and turning them into effective call center workers. The ACS center on Hayes Street in Houston had alarge number of people who had wasted their high-school ears who were making $45K to $50K per year in wages plus bonuses. The had a policy of unlimited overtime, and successful performance in your overtime could drastically increase your takehome.

    One of the major reasons this was accomplshed was the software that the agent used covered EVERY possible situation, and the main function of "training" was to get people familiar enough to use the software.

    Then the major client, Sprint, lost 1.6 billion dollars and started thinking that maybe call center workers were being paid too much. Bonuses were cut. Overtime was dropped. Good workers left in droves when their pay went down $300-$400 per week. Advancement, which used to be quick, was halted an a hiring freeze was put in place. To cut down on the number of call center employees, shifts were changed without notice, and the incentive caused more workers to leave.

    Guess what? Good call center workers who were screwed by the company into leaving are now in a database that says they are likely to quit too soon.

    Call centers who hire call center workers instead of tech support workers are sweatshops. The sweatshop mentality prevails, and "customer satisfaction" is not the objective.

    Furthermore, the ACS software is terrific! The end user could probably operate it with out an agent's help if allowed to. I'm sure that a robot with good speech capabilities could handle 75% or more of the call center traffic without human intervention, and I wouldn't be surprised if that was the goal.

  71. Re:Reason is simple: U.S. Workers are stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That couldn't possibly be due to years of massive overproduction of American STEM graduates, now could it.

    Of course not, there's a slashdot article every semester about how we need more people in STEM degrees, especially women.

    Especially hot women.

    Especially hot women with a fetish for nerdy men, and possibly a tendency for bisexuality.

    I had an ex doing a physics degree and philosophy degree (dual)

    and well she prefred to say that she was gay rather than bi

    and she was well dangerous, nutter

    so becarefull what you wish for

  72. Re:Reason is simple: U.S. Workers are stupid by KingBenny · · Score: 1

    not like you need a brain and a half to do callcenter jobs ... you get your questionnaire outlined, you get a session before every new inquiry or sale starts and the rest is up to your model behaviour on the phone. It's an exhausting job, really constantly convincing people not to hang up for eight hours a day. I never did the sale thing but i did some 'market research' , couple of times in a few places. It pays the bills but it's underpaid and draining. Unless you got the zombie mindset for it maybe.

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  73. Pros and cons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As long as you can show it will not discriminate among candidates matching the same criteria, it is as objective as can be. Then you justify your criteria and do not leave it to personal appreciation. Justification is proven historical success in the selection, which takes time of course. But better than leave it to a guy who does have a personal preference PER FORCE. Now, call center is not exactly representative of all jobs, but given masses, it is a good choice to automate.