.xxx Registrar To Launch Pr0n Search Engine

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.xxx Registrar To Launch Pr0n Search Engine

Posted by samzenpus on Wednesday September 26, 2012 @04:32PM from the tryin-to-catch-me-searching-dirty dept.

angry tapir writes "The company behind the .xxx top-level domain plans to launch a search engine in an effort to drive more traffic to .xxx websites and give pornography fans a more satisfying search experience. ICM Registry, which operates the 9-month-old .xxx TLD, is scheduled to launch Search.xxx this week, said Stuart Lawley, ICM's CEO. The new search engine will give users a more streamlined searching process, help protect them from viruses and malware and help guard their privacy, he said. The search engine has cataloged 21 million webpages from .xxx sites, he said. 'It's porn, only porn, all porn,' he said. 'There's as much porn there as anyone would need, I'd imagine.'"

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first post by Anonymous Coward · 2012-09-26 16:38 · Score: 5, Funny

what... too busy searching to post?
1. Re:first post by MobileTatsu-NJG · 2012-09-26 17:51 · Score: 5, Funny
  
  by Anonymous Coward on Thursday September 27, @12:38AM (#41474035)
  what... too busy searching to post?
  what... login information too hard to type with one hand?
  
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2. Re:first post by MobileTatsu-NJG · 2012-09-27 16:04 · Score: 1
  
  "Wakey wakey, hands off snakey!"
  
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Obligatory Simpsons by Anonymous Coward · 2012-09-26 16:40 · Score: 4, Funny

Nerd: I invented a program that downloads porn off the internet one million times faster.
Marge Simpson: Does anybody need that much porno?
Homer Simpson: Uuh-huuh-uuuh, one million times.
1. Re:Obligatory Simpsons by sqldr · 2012-09-27 09:24 · Score: 1
  
  Then Mo stole his idea and became famous, right?
  
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Could even replace Google... by Anonymous Coward · 2012-09-26 16:42 · Score: 1

srsly.
1. Re:Could even replace Google... by MobileTatsu-NJG · 2012-09-26 17:53 · Score: 2
  
  That's weird, iddn't it? It was a lot easier to find porn before Google came along.
  
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2. Re:Could even replace Google... by Anonymous Coward · 2012-09-26 21:29 · Score: 1
  
  I kinda agree, where porn includes sex.
  Thanks to the Internet, women have found that there is a *huge* demand for their bodies, and that they don't even have to leave their rooms to provide that demand and to obtain whatever people are prepared to trade in return for it.
  So while fifteen years ago you were competing against the guys in your neighbourhood in person, today you're competing against the world with a webcam.
3. Re:Could even replace Google... by viperidaenz · 2012-09-26 21:29 · Score: 2
  
  Straight from the 90's.... thehun.com
4. Re:Could even replace Google... by Joce640k · 2012-09-26 22:02 · Score: 2
  
  That's weird, iddn't it? It was a lot easier to find porn before Google came along.
  Does Google have an "unsafe search" option?
  Because it should.
  
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5. Re:Could even replace Google... by Greyfox · 2012-09-27 00:45 · Score: 3, Funny
  
  Yeah. Turn off safe search and type in "Clown Porn". Go ahead, I'll wait.
  Ooh! "Dolphin Sex" is another good one!
  It only took me one search to realize that you need to include "Document Preparation System" in any search involving "LaTeX"!
  It seems that the "Leather Hat" search doesn't have the topless male model in a leather hat in the first few hits anymore. If you click over to images and scroll down, you'll find him though!
  Ok, now that we're warmed up... Click over to images and enter "Penis Torture Device"! Oh yeah! Although you still get better results on Amazon for that search than you do on Google Shopping...
  What? Someone has to come up with these! Don't judge me!
  Heh heh heh
  
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6. Re:Could even replace Google... by thegarbz · 2012-09-27 10:52 · Score: 1
  
  We're not judging you because you're relaying these search terms.
  We are judging you because they look very much like topics discussed on 4chan.
  Errr. Don't judge me either.
Oh, thank goodness! by Shoten · 2012-09-26 16:43 · Score: 5, Funny

Now I can finally find some porn on the Internet. It's been so difficult before now...

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1. Re:Oh, thank goodness! by o5770 · 2012-09-26 17:14 · Score: 5, Informative
  
  The entire premise is stupid. There is no such as "too much porn" because people have different interests. While you can pretty much find anything - and if you can't, there's people who do clips when you order from them - some niches can still be quite small. And let me tell you, people love their niches. For example I like japanese massage porn. If that's what turns me on, then hairy grandmas 58 isn't going to help much.
2. Re:Oh, thank goodness! by jhoegl · 2012-09-26 18:15 · Score: 2
  
  OOOHHH PORN. I thought they were talking about searching for sea creatures that whales eat.
3. Re:Oh, thank goodness! by louic · 2012-09-26 19:16 · Score: 5, Funny
  
  I just hope that they will build a suitable safesearch filter before the entire .xxx domain will be full of science websites and bug reports.
4. Re:Oh, thank goodness! by alexandreracine · 2012-09-26 22:28 · Score: 1
  
  21 million webpages ... should be enough for anybody!
  
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5. Re:Oh, thank goodness! by M.+Baranczak · 2012-09-26 23:51 · Score: 1
  
  And funny pictures of cats.
6. Re:Oh, thank goodness! by Brucelet · 2012-09-27 00:52 · Score: 4, Funny
  
  Slow down, some people are into that!
7. Re:Oh, thank goodness! by azadrozny · 2012-09-27 02:46 · Score: 1
  
  Will it have a query language? SELECT * FROM .xxx WHERE fetish IN ('foot', 'hair') AND race IN ('asian', 'latino') AND age 25 AND milf == 'true' ORDER BY video_length ASC;
8. Re:Oh, thank goodness! by Bent+Mind · 2012-09-27 03:47 · Score: 2
  
  Not if most of those 21 million webpages reference the same small set of licensed images.
  
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9. Re:Oh, thank goodness! by tibit · 2012-09-27 04:18 · Score: 1
  
  No, he didn't, but how nice of you to spread the lie.
  
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10. Re:Oh, thank goodness! by sqldr · 2012-09-27 09:25 · Score: 1
  
  because people have different interests
  I once fixed someone's computer and found his porn stash on there (it wasn't exactly well hidden). There was gigabytes of it... ALL of which was facial cumshots. Definitely a clear interest in that one.
  
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11. Re:Oh, thank goodness! by sqldr · 2012-09-27 09:27 · Score: 1
  
  Slow down, some people are into that!
  sometimes you just accidentally hit the wrong key, and a Justin Bieber video pops up. It's virtually impossible to finish one off to Justin Bieber. Not impossible I might say, just difficult.
  
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Never such thing as too much porn by Deathnerd · 2012-09-26 16:44 · Score: 5, Funny

"There's as much porn there as anyone would need, I imagine."

Challenge accepted, sir.
1. Re:Never such thing as too much porn by Anonymous Coward · 2012-09-26 16:57 · Score: 1
  
  21 million pages ought to be enough for anybody
2. Re:Never such thing as too much porn by slack_justyb · 2012-09-26 17:48 · Score: 4, Funny
  
  "There's as much porn there as anyone would need, I imagine."
  
  You sir have grossly underestimated the Internet porn surfing public. Additionally, if this TLD gets really big and makes good on it's promise, I'm upping the ante to a six monitor configuration as opposed to the current two.
3. Re:Never such thing as too much porn by jandersen · 2012-09-26 19:43 · Score: 5, Insightful
  
  You sir have grossly underestimated the Internet porn surfing public.
  Hmm, I wonder. You see, the porn industry has been complaining for a long time about hard times (yes, I know, a pun of sorts, but not intended). I think the truth of the matter is that pornography only really attracts those who have been unable to find anything better in their lives, which is really sad. Pornography seems always to be disappointing - plasticky looking Ken and Barbie types mechanically doing things and looking utterly bored. I am, by the way, from Denmark, where people are incredibly open-minded and at it all the time, everywhere, as we all know, so I know what I am talking about.
  Sex is nice, but vastly overhyped. Like anything enjoyable, it becomes trivial when you have had enough, and that happens much sooner than you imagine as a teenager; and it's a good thing really, because there is so much more to life than screwing around.
4. Re:Never such thing as too much porn by Hentes · 2012-09-26 21:42 · Score: 5, Funny
  
  Six monitors? You are into fat chicks, aren't you?
5. Re:Never such thing as too much porn by hairyfish · 2012-09-26 23:36 · Score: 3, Insightful
  
  Pornography seems always to be disappointing - plasticky looking Ken and Barbie types mechanically doing things and looking utterly bored.
  You quite clearly don't get out much. The great thing about internet porn is the variety. Yes there is plasticky bored looking good looking people having sex, but there is also ugly people, amateurs, young, old, fat, skinny, gay, trannies, hairy, shaved, dwarves, giants, every race, colour, creed all doing all sorts of things to each other for your pleasure. Everyone has different desires and pornography caters to most of them.
  
  I am, by the way, from Denmark, where people are incredibly open-minded and at it all the time, everywhere, as we all know, so I know what I am talking about.
  Well clearly you don't since your view of porn is severely limited.
  
  Sex is nice, but vastly overhyped. Like anything enjoyable, it becomes trivial when you have had enough, and that happens much sooner than you imagine as a teenager; and it's a good thing really, because there is so much more to life than screwing around.
  I can only assume you're doing it wrong.
6. Re:Never such thing as too much porn by slack_justyb · 2012-09-27 01:58 · Score: 1
  
  because there is so much more to life than screwing around.
  Like learning what sarcasm is.
7. Re:Never such thing as too much porn by phil_aychio · 2012-09-27 02:13 · Score: 1
  
  but there is also ugly people, amateurs, young, old, fat, skinny, gay, trannies, hairy, shaved, dwarves, giants, every race, colour, creed all doing all sorts of things to each other for your pleasure
  How could you leave out amputees?
  
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8. Re:Never such thing as too much porn by wisnoskij · 2012-09-27 04:26 · Score: 1
  
  Don't do it, and their apparently is, (http://www.atlnightspots.com/boy-dies-after-masturbating-42-times/).
  
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9. Re:Never such thing as too much porn by hazah · 2012-09-27 04:48 · Score: 1
  
  Not sure why you emphisize monogomy. It isn't a requirement for stability nor is it universally ideal.
10. Re:Never such thing as too much porn by houghi · 2012-09-27 05:45 · Score: 1
  
  I think the truth of the matter is that pornography only really attracts those who have been unable to find anything better in their lives, which is really sad. Pornography seems always to be disappointing - plasticky looking Ken and Barbie types mechanically doing things and looking utterly bored.
  
  I think the truth of the matter is that movies only really attracts those who have been unable to find anything better in their lives, which is really sad. Movies seems always to be disappointing - plasticky looking Ken and Barbie types mechanically doing things and looking utterly bored.
  See what I did there?
  
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11. Re:Never such thing as too much porn by Capt.DrumkenBum · 2012-09-27 05:47 · Score: 1
  
  I am still looking for albino, midget, amputee porn.
  Perhaps this new search engine can help.
  
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12. Re:Never such thing as too much porn by phil_aychio · 2012-09-27 06:00 · Score: 1
  
  www.trifecta.xxx
  
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13. Re:Never such thing as too much porn by sqldr · 2012-09-27 09:29 · Score: 1
  
  I'm upping the ante to a six monitor configuration as opposed to the current two.
  Just project it onto your neighbour's wall.
  
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14. Re:Never such thing as too much porn by sqldr · 2012-09-27 09:31 · Score: 1
  
  either that, or he likes to check his email while he's at it.
  
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Brazillian midget transsexuals by afgam28 · 2012-09-26 16:46 · Score: 4, Funny

"Porn is very personal," he said. "You may have been looking for Brazilian midget transsexuals, and you're sitting there at home with your kid or your wife saying, 'Let's go on a holiday to Brazil,' and the next thing, it's suggesting Brazilian midget transsexuals from your previous Google search history."
I guess that's still better than having your family accidentally bump into the midget transsexuals during the family trip to Brazil :)
1. Re:Brazillian midget transsexuals by Anonymous Coward · 2012-09-26 17:01 · Score: 2, Funny
  
  Or at least preparing them for when they DO :)
  Achievement unlocked: Suspicions Confirmed!
2. Re:Brazillian midget transsexuals by Greyfox · 2012-09-27 00:47 · Score: 1
  
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYaJUwHrDl4
  
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But... by bmo · 2012-09-26 16:56 · Score: 5, Informative

... I have no idea how they are going to beat Bing. Bing is the ne-plus-ultra of porn search. It's amazing.
Honest.
Go to video and turn off the kiddie filter and search what your little black heart desires.
Google for work.
Bing for porn.
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1. Re:But... by Anonymous Coward · 2012-09-26 17:12 · Score: 1
  
  Until precisely 15 minutes ago I've never visited bing.com
  You have my thanks. +1
2. Re:But... by MobileTatsu-NJG · 2012-09-26 17:55 · Score: 2
  
  Go to video and turn off the kiddie filter and search what your little black heart desires.
  Um... just for clarification, do you mean 'safe search'?
  
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3. Re:But... by SeaFox · 2012-09-26 20:08 · Score: 1
  
  ... I have no idea how they are going to beat Bing. Bing is the ne-plus-ultra of porn search. It's amazing.
  That's good news for Microsoft. Ever since the demise of the Zune they've been looking for another use for that trademark for "squirting" in relation to social networking.
4. Re:But... by Anonymous Coward · 2012-09-27 06:35 · Score: 2, Funny
  
  You're back here after only 15 minutes?
Violet Blue story about sites suckered by that PR by Animats · 2012-09-26 16:59 · Score: 5, Interesting

Violet Blue has a story about which major sites were suckered into publishing that press release. Slashdot FAIL.
Poor Google by Memophage · 2012-09-26 17:01 · Score: 5, Funny

It'll be interesting to watch the dip in Google's search traffic as half the web searches instantly move over to this site.
1. Re:Poor Google by slack_justyb · 2012-09-26 17:44 · Score: 2
  
  I don't see anything wrong with a desire to categorize information on the Internet. Yes, .com porn will still exist, but if the company that owns .xxx can keep the sites under it in check and make it a safe place to find porn, I think that will attract more people than ever, which in turn draw more to the domain. I like to think of it as the Las Vegas of the Internet. So long as the place can be kept within a certain degree of control, it's all good to let loose.
2. Re:Poor Google by sumdumass · 2012-09-26 18:09 · Score: 3, Informative
  
  I know a couple people who have registered a lot of .xxx domains and are planning on mirroring junk sites like churches and stuff.
  I guess their master plan is to get real porn providers to eventually buy them in order to protect their .com names or something. It won't be long before the .xxx domain landscape is just as useless as anything else.
3. Re:Poor Google by bmo · 2012-09-27 03:45 · Score: 1
  
  >The very fact that you might oppose the .xxx TLD is proof you are one such scum.
  I oppose the monetization of the TLD space by ICANT, especially with the "anyone with $185,000 can create their own TLD" stupidity.
  >I am scum
  Whatever.
  >like a lot of the underclass
  It's good to know you judge people and look down on them.
  I'll bet you would have stoned the whore in John 8:7
  Also
  >anonymous coward
  The name fits you well.
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There's as much porn there as anyone would need by DSS11Q13 · 2012-09-26 17:15 · Score: 2

'There's as much porn there as anyone would need, I'd imagine.'
This man needs a bigger imagination!
1. Re:There's as much porn there as anyone would need by Anonymous Coward · 2012-09-26 17:40 · Score: 1
  
  'There's as much porn there as anyone would need, I'd imagine.'
  This man needs a bigger imagination!
  Agreed. I like Jet-Porn. That's right: Personified Military Aircraft Porn. No .xxx domains have it...
Finally by gaelfx · 2012-09-26 17:31 · Score: 2

Searching for 'thong' won't turn up a bunch of photos of some geeky asian dude!
Probably a good thing by asmkm22 · 2012-09-26 17:45 · Score: 2

This could work out well. One of my main criticisms behind the whole xxx TLD has been that it wouldn't really lessen the amount of porn under other TLD's. Having a search engine designed for it, especially if they limit the results to only the xxx TLD, would give incentive for companies to migrate over to xxx.
1. Re:Probably a good thing by allo · 2012-09-26 21:17 · Score: 3, Interesting
  
  why migrate, if you can do both.
2. Re:Probably a good thing by Hatta · 2012-09-27 01:01 · Score: 1
  
  One of my main criticisms behind the whole xxx TLD has been that it wouldn't really lessen the amount of porn under other TLD's.
  Why is that in any way a good thing?
  
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In Soviet Russia by Roachie · 2012-09-26 17:57 · Score: 2

... porn finds YOU!

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Re: Obama's New "Stimulus" Package! by master5o1 · 2012-09-26 18:02 · Score: 1

Best part is that there must be someone out there who has an FBI warning fetish.

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Re:Violet Blue story about sites suckered by that by WGFCrafty · 2012-09-26 18:20 · Score: 1

. Not that I wouldn’t love to interview Nina Mercedez and Mr. Lawley about competitive search engine marketing and optimization for its clients, or their opinions on determining user intent, especially as related to current trends in semantic search among their competitors. Because I think that would begood fun.

:-)
Contest! by Black+Parrot · 2012-09-26 18:26 · Score: 1

Let's see who can think of the best expansion for the "ICM" acronym.
On second thought, let's don't.

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Grow the hell up. by Kuroji · 2012-09-26 18:45 · Score: 1, Insightful

It's not pr0n. It's pornography. Or porn, if you must.
The fuck, are you guys all still fourteen years old, sitting there snickering over how clever you are because you switched around a couple letters and now nobody will realize what you're REALLY talking about? Jesus.
1. Re:Grow the hell up. by VlartBlart · 2012-09-26 19:52 · Score: 5, Insightful
  
  I believe it is intentional.
  From Wikipedia
  Pr0n is slang for pornography.[1] This is a deliberately inaccurate spelling/pronunciation for porn,[14] where a zero is often used to replace the letter O. It is sometimes used in legitimate communications (such as email discussion groups, Usenet, chat rooms, and internet web pages) to circumvent language and content filters, which may reject messages as offensive or spam. The word also helps prevent search engines from associating commercial sites with pornography, which might result in unwelcome traffic.
2. Re:Grow the hell up. by gaelfx · 2012-09-26 20:05 · Score: 1
  
  pr0n addicts are really talking about Jesus?
3. Re:Grow the hell up. by DNS-and-BIND · 2012-09-26 21:56 · Score: 1
  
  Because as we all know, spammers and content filters are way too dumb to ever change their keywords to facilitate ban evasion. *rolls eyes*
  
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4. Re:Grow the hell up. by Greyfox · 2012-09-27 00:51 · Score: 1
  
  WoW will actually "bleep" "Pr0N" if you have the obscenity filter turned on. Funnily enough it won't bleep the www.livegoatporn.com link that I often post to guild chat or general. Some domain squatter took over that domain years ago and has just been squatting on it. Apparently doesn't know what he has, or something.
  
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Re:Violet Blue story about sites suckered by that by Anonymous Coward · 2012-09-26 19:15 · Score: 1

The post you link to seems to make the claim that this isn't news worthy inherently because it was told to her in the form of a press release, which makes very little sense. Any real journalist would consider the story objectively, and if they disagreed with the company's standards which she seems to do write a negative post about it. Which she did. So was she suckered in then? After all, her entire post is about that very same press release.
Whether the story is newsworthy or not is a completely different issue, and you'll notice it's one she doesn't touch. Clearly she deems it news worthy since she actually posted about it, but she wants to do so in a negative way so she tries to cast a negative light on anyone else who didn't agree with her. That doesn't exactly smack of journalistic integrity, now does it?
I should perhaps note that I completely agree with her opinions on the .xxx tld and so on, but that post just made me chuckle, it's not even worth taking seriously. After all, it's based on a press release.
Unsafe Search, NOW! by TiggertheMad · 2012-09-26 19:25 · Score: 4, Interesting

I always wanted an 'Unsafe search' option. If safe search removes all the pervy links from a search, I want a button that ONLY returns pervy results.

I really want to see what Google returns with 'unsafe search' turned on for truly boring and mundane words like 'Baseball', 'Database', or 'Tax return'. I bet you could find some pretty fucking weird sites with that feature....

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1. Re:Unsafe Search, NOW! by KritonK · 2012-09-26 20:36 · Score: 4, Interesting
  
  Someone has already done that. I don't remember the URL, but what they did was submit your query to Google twice, once with safe search on, and once with safe search off, and then present you with the differences.
2. Re:Unsafe Search, NOW! by Nigel+Stepp · 2012-09-26 21:08 · Score: 5, Informative
  
  That was monzy.
  
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3. Re:Unsafe Search, NOW! by sociocapitalist · 2012-09-27 03:27 · Score: 3, Funny
  
  That was monzy.
  Slashdotted
  
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4. Re:Unsafe Search, NOW! by sqldr · 2012-09-27 09:34 · Score: 1
  
  I always wanted an 'Unsafe search' option.
  You want to be careful with that on image search. I once did a search, admittedly for pedobear cartoons, and some actual child porn came up. I was at work. You've never seen the ctrl-w button being hit so bloody fast. (and yes, I did report it to the IWF later).
  
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LMFAO... by UltraZelda64 · 2012-09-26 19:36 · Score: 3, Funny

"Porn is very personal," he said. "You may have been looking for Brazilian midget transsexuals, and you're sitting there at home with your kid or your wife saying, 'Let's go on a holiday to Brazil,' and the next thing, it's suggesting Brazilian midget transsexuals from your previous Google search history."
Yep. All the time. Who doesn't go scouring the web for Brazilian midget transsexuals just weeks before they take a family trip to Brazil for the holiday? Surely every straight man that has ever lived who respects his wife, his family, and his own masculinity has done it...
1. Re:LMFAO... by poofmeisterp · 2012-09-27 07:34 · Score: 1
  
  They will implement the new feature called (eat this one, Google) called "the eye gesture".
  If you type "brazillian vacation", you will get those search results. If you do the same search but use your previously set gesture (eyes up, left, up, down, center, right, center - or whatever), it will give you those good .xxx results you're droolin' for.
pr0n by MadMaverick9 · 2012-09-26 20:02 · Score: 1

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/pron

pron definition
jargon
(Or "pr0n") B1FF-speak for pornography. Often seen on IRC in such desperate cries for help as "I WNAT PRON!!!!!"
(1997-09-14)
It's not ALL porn - Lovecraft and Erotica by Jonah+Hex · 2012-09-26 20:11 · Score: 1

Sure there is nudity, but we're not making pr0n. I love my http://www.hex.xxx/ domain though and will try and make it dirtier. - HEX

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But... by ErroneousBee · 2012-09-26 20:47 · Score: 1

Isnt fumbling about trying to find it supposed to be part of the experience?

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A name for this venture by naich · 2012-09-26 21:30 · Score: 3, Funny

Booble.
1. Re:A name for this venture by UltraZelda64 · 2012-09-26 21:40 · Score: 1
  
  I second this name. Booble.XXX.
  Or Yaboob! But that one doesn't have as good of a ring to it...
  Maybe AltaTitsta? Or how about Wang? (Bing)
2. Re:A name for this venture by sociocapitalist · 2012-09-27 03:28 · Score: 1
  
  You laugh but... http://www.booble.com/
  
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what happens if... by mister.woody · 2012-09-26 21:32 · Score: 1

What happens if I search for "katie topless"? that is what turns me on! :)
Re:Violet Blue story about sites suckered by that by Hentes · 2012-09-26 21:45 · Score: 1

What exactly is so surprising about a news site quoting press releases?
Dupe? by fm6 · 2012-09-26 23:21 · Score: 1

http://hardware.slashdot.org/story/12/09/27/0311209/terabit-ethernet-is-dead-for-now
Oh when the feds, come marching in... by rjejr · 2012-09-27 00:32 · Score: 1

How long after you use that search engine do the CIA, FBI, DEA, et al come breaking down your door?
1. Re:Oh when the feds, come marching in... by lgw · 2012-09-27 07:30 · Score: 1
  
  Wow, I'm struggling to think of any porn that the consumption of would interest the DEA. I'm sure such a thing must exist, but ...
  
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Grwo up? by trevc · 2012-09-27 01:50 · Score: 1

Why not grow up and type Porn in the title moron...
Re:How do I get at the search engine. by DemonGenius · 2012-09-27 03:09 · Score: 1

That's why you shouldn't aim toward the keyboard, genius.
BTW, if I ever meet you in real life, please don't let me use your computer!
Re:Violet Blue story about sites suckered by that by grantus · 2012-09-27 03:31 · Score: 1

The story linked by Slashdot is not a rewritten press release. There's a bit of journalism in the story, including an interview with Lawley. Sometimes, press releases actually point reporters to some actual news, believe it or not.
There were a number of websites/blogs that rewrote the story, took the good quotes and slapped a new headline on it. This journalism thing is tough work, apparently.

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More satisfying experience, wait, what? by tibit · 2012-09-27 04:17 · Score: 1

give pornography fans a more satisfying search experience
Umm, if the search is supposed to be satisfying, you're doing it wrong. Oh, wait.

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Most wanted feature by ShadowOfMe · 2012-09-27 04:48 · Score: 1

But the main question is: will they have a "I'm feeling lucky button?"
1. Re:Most wanted feature by poofmeisterp · 2012-09-27 07:27 · Score: 1
  
  But the main question is: will they have a "I'm feeling lucky button?"
  Will there be a frame inserted at the top with two buttons that say "Oh, yeah +1" or "GAG ME -1" when use use that button? :)
2. Re:Most wanted feature by poofmeisterp · 2012-09-27 08:26 · Score: 1
  
  Touché :)
3. Re:Most wanted feature by sqldr · 2012-09-27 09:37 · Score: 1
  
  I've never clicked that...
  
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Giggle.xxx by stkpogo · 2012-09-27 05:52 · Score: 1

Whatever tickles your fancy.
My name is Arthur C. Clarke by ankhank · 2012-09-27 06:04 · Score: 1

and I wish I had no connection with this whole sordid business. But as the moral — repeat, moral — integrity of the United States is involved, I must first establish my credentials. Only thus will you understand how, with the aide of the late Dr. Alfred Kinsey, I have unwittingly triggered an avalanche that may sweep away much of Western civilization.
.xxx spam? by P-niiice · 2012-09-27 07:05 · Score: 2

What would be cool is if you join forums and use your email address in the .xxx namespace and you end up getting spammed but for stuff you actually need.
1. Re:.xxx spam? by poofmeisterp · 2012-09-27 07:30 · Score: 1
  
  What would be cool is if you join forums and use your email address in the .xxx namespace and you end up getting spammed but for stuff you actually need.
  Nice, nice.
  How about adding an additional feature to that - so one doesn't have to get spammed all day and sift through it (oh, god, will there be a LOT), how about having a "spam me now" feature that turns spam delivery on so you can use it to your heart's content, and a "delay spamming" to pause it until later?
  Hell, there will be so much that there isn't much to lose on the pusher's part. :)
2. Re:.xxx spam? by sqldr · 2012-09-27 09:37 · Score: 1
  
  you end up getting spammed but for stuff you actually need.
  Like a mortgage, or some hot share tips.
  
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oh, great... by roc97007 · 2012-09-27 07:22 · Score: 1

This will be a faster way to get pwned than connecting an unpatched Windows box directly to the raw internet.
"These are your search results for naughty nurses in armadillo boots. How will you be pwned today?"

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Oh, my. by poofmeisterp · 2012-09-27 07:24 · Score: 1

With all of the security, child-safety, privacy, and other stuff Google thrives on, how are they gonna one-up this one? :)
Re:or... by jandersen · 2012-09-27 17:40 · Score: 1

Thank you for you thoughtful response - I was of course being a bit provocative. I guess I hoped people would realise when they saw my rather immodest self-assessment.
What always irritates me when the talk is about sex or pornography, is this constant teenage giggle and the Beavis & Butthead style comments, and I thought somebody ought to give a bit of counterplay. I know there is more than Ken and Barbie out there, and I particularly enjoy the beauty of the natural women on display - but looking at sexual acts per se just doesn't do it for me.

BTW, I'm sorry you have lost your teenage enthusiasm.
Don't be. Life is still good, and I have every confidence that it will continue to be so until I pass my 110th birthday and get shot by a jealous husband. We all change as we get older, and for me it has meant that I now have other interests that I find more satisfying. I'm happy - how can that not be good? Trying to hold on to youth is a losing game and can only make you frustrated.