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Glenn Beck Reports CIA Plot Between Embassy Killing and Something Awful
An anonymous reader writes "Here's one that even The Onion would reject as too blatantly ridiculous: American right-wing radio and TV clown Glenn Beck believes that Sean Smith aka Vile Rat, the EVE Online diplomat who was killed earlier this month during the attack on the US embassy in Benghazi, was actually a CIA agent, relaying communications to his fellow undercover agents at Something Awful."
Ooooh, the free phone thing that comes from a program started under Reagan -- good one!!!1 And don't forget the blinking thing. Come on!! Obama blinks weird (pssst, like a Muslim... try to slip "Muslim" or "Socialist" in there if you can, but don't do those too much because, you know... USA! USA!).