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Glenn Beck Reports CIA Plot Between Embassy Killing and Something Awful
An anonymous reader writes "Here's one that even The Onion would reject as too blatantly ridiculous: American right-wing radio and TV clown Glenn Beck believes that Sean Smith aka Vile Rat, the EVE Online diplomat who was killed earlier this month during the attack on the US embassy in Benghazi, was actually a CIA agent, relaying communications to his fellow undercover agents at Something Awful."
Are you sure? I suspect he's an underground agent working for The Onion.
There's no -1 for "I don't get it."
"Considering the inability of the supposed "geniuses" on this site to spot an obvious joke that Mitt Romney made last week"
No, no jokes are funny.
The onion owns many subsidiaries, it seems.
yes! clearly, barack obama is the real reason why glenn beck is such a fucking moron. it's so obvious! is there anything obama isn't responsible for?
Stop this shit.
What are you trying to hide? I'm not saying you are part of a global conspiracy, I'm just asking questions.
Did the internet make you stupid?
Attack its weak point for massive damage!
Creating jobs?
Ask Osama about his experience in international affairs.
Your eloquently supported position convinced me. After all, what Beck says is nearly as crazy as calling a person an "EVE Online diplomat". And to suggest that the CIA would do anything wrong is just insane.
I'm an American. I love this country and the freedoms that we used to have.
Have you ever listened to the guy for any period of time? He's been absolutely spot on about many things.
Some of the things he says seems ridiculous when he says them, but a year later? Many have happened.
Bottom line to the Slashdot Crowd... the intelligent Slashdot crowd anyway. Before you form a (very obviously) uninformed opinion, perhaps you should try to listed for two weeks straight. Then at least you have something credible to base it on.
Be the intelligent, scientific crowd you think you are, and try it. Otherwise, you are more of a buffoon than you can comprehend.
People are talking about Glenn Beck :-P
Hey, at least Beck pushes gold instead of bitcoin.
Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
I always wonder about the people who compare Obama to Bush. It's like comparing yourself to a squirrel or a bonobo monkey, if you can't do obviously better then you are in trouble.
"First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
Stop this shit.
What are you trying to hide? I'm not saying you are part of a global conspiracy, I'm just asking questions.
Clearly, thammoud is a CIA operative attempting damage control.
Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
Makes sense to me. After all, if you want to send a message to the FBI you use 4chan, therefore it's entirely reasonable that if you want to talk to the CIA, you use Something Awful.
If I have been able to see further than others, it is because I bought a pair of binoculars.
"it's so obvious! is there anything obama isn't responsible for?"
Yup.
The film caused all the unrest.
The economy is still Bush's fault. Either one, Doesn't really matter.
The banks are the Republicans' fault, collectively. They started it, and the whole financial industry precipitated all this.
Housing is a Republican problem too. Along with student loans. Same problem, but that's not at issue here. We are not really too involved in reality, just in avoiding holding our President accountable for a damned thing.
Because, after all, it was like that when he got there. It could be worse. Bush could have left it all for Obama to figure out. Oh,wait...
deleting the extra space after periods so i can stay relevant, yeah.
...American right-wing radio and TV clown Glenn Beck...
Now, I'm not commenting on whether he's right or wrong, but this in an accepted summary? Seems a bit much even by Slashdot standards.
Give me five clear examples of where he said something intelligent and insightful.
XML is a known as a key material required to create SMD: Software of Mass Destruction
Robert Anton Wilson would concur, ``Glenn Beck is a fucking moron.''
As soon as Glenn Beck is willing to deny raping and murdering a girl in 1980.
Jesus was all right but his disciples were thick and ordinary. -John Lennon
Lincoln didn't tear through the Confederacy like an action hero.
Yea, but to be fair, he did take on all those vampires single-handedly.