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US Air Force's 1950s Supersonic Flying Saucer Declassified

MrSeb writes "Tighten the strap on your tinfoil hat: Recently declassified documents show that the US Air Force was working on, and perhaps had already built, a supersonic flying saucer in 1956. The aircraft, which had the code name Project 1794, was developed by the USAF and Avro Canada in the 1950s. One declassified memo, which seems to be the conclusion of initial research and prototyping, says that Project 1794 is a flying saucer capable of 'between Mach 3 and Mach 4,' (2,300-3,000 mph) a service ceiling of over 100,000 feet (30,500m), and a range of around 1,000 nautical miles (1,150mi, 1850km). According to declassified cutaway diagrams, the supersonic flying saucer would propel itself by rotating an outer disk at very high speed, taking advantage of the Coand effect. Maneuvering would be accomplished by using small shutters on the edge of the disc (similar to ailerons on a winged aircraft). Power would be provided by jet turbines. According to the cutaway diagrams, the entire thing would even be capable of vertical takeoff and landing (VTOL). The fact that there are no disc-shaped aircraft in the skies today, though, suggests that the USAF's flying saucer efforts probably never got past the prototype stage."

300 comments

  1. so all those people weren't crazy by alen · · Score: 4, Interesting

    the photos look just like some of the descriptions from the last few decades. probably explains the lights too. if its US Government then they have to follow most of their own laws and put lights on an aircraft so others can see it

    why would aliens put flashing lights on an interstellar space craft? what is the point of glass and flashing lights in space other than to be broken by tiny particles

    1. Re:so all those people weren't crazy by ByOhTek · · Score: 5, Interesting

      You assume they'd use glass. You also assume that it's not a 'local' craft that would dock with a carrier for interstellar travel.

      The lights on the craft could serve the same purpose as those on a airplane.

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    2. Re:so all those people weren't crazy by freeze128 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You assume that they can even see light in visible wavelengths. The light may just be a by-product of something else (shield generators, active sensors, etc...).

    3. Re:so all those people weren't crazy by Columcille · · Score: 1

      You assume that the space craft is something other than the alien. What if it wasn't a ship but an actual alien that we mistook as spaceships? What if the lights are their means of communicating with one another?

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    4. Re:so all those people weren't crazy by ColdWetDog · · Score: 2

      "I saw the best lights of my generation ... "

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    5. Re:so all those people weren't crazy by na1led · · Score: 1

      So all those UFO's (thousands of accounts) threw-out the decades was a single prototype saucer from the 1950's logging thousands of flight hours all this time?

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    6. Re:so all those people weren't crazy by Lumpy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No most of the reports were nutjobs with wild imaginations. SOME of the reports were a military prototype.

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    7. Re:so all those people weren't crazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no - most of them would be more booing stuff, ball lightning, the moon, normal plain tail lights, deliberate spoofs, hot air balloons, and thousands of other one off events most of which such that no one would have thought was a flying saucer unless they wanted to see one ......

    8. Re:so all those people weren't crazy by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      why would aliens put flashing lights on an interstellar space craft? what is the point of glass and flashing lights in space other than to be broken by tiny particles

      Perhaps the aliens were filming a space opera.

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    9. Re:so all those people weren't crazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      what is the point of glass and flashing lights in space other than to be broken by tiny particles

      Hi, I'm an alien (many of us are reading /. and even posting, but we have to remain anonymous because of stupid laws on our home planet).

      About your question: we do not use glass, we use synthetic diamond.

    10. Re:so all those people weren't crazy by dadelbunts · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Not always true. Most sightings dont have blinking lights. I saw something once, looked like a satellite zipping by, then stopped and started doing zig zags, figure 8s, circles, box shapes and moved in other unsatelliteish ways for about 20-30 minutes before it took off. The person i was with also saw whatever it was and watched it with me for the same amount of time. Was definately not a plane, as i have seen many many planes and am familiar with. We looked on her phone as she had a app that told us the names of all the stars and satellites, something which we used to track satellites in the past. Was not on there either. The best i could come up with was a weather balloon, but that doesnt fit with the movements of w.e this was.

    11. Re:so all those people weren't crazy by na1led · · Score: 1

      And how do you explain the depiction of flying saucers in ancient times, test flights or weather balloons? I understand some things are questionable, when all you see is a bright light moving in the sky, but detail accounts cant all be spoofs.

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    12. Re:so all those people weren't crazy by harrkev · · Score: 3, Funny

      started doing zig zags, figure 8s, circles, box shapes and moved in other unsatelliteish ways for about 20-30 minutes

      So, even aliens have problems with teenage and drunk drivers.

      Imagine you are an alien exploring Earth: "Hey, dude. Look at that Earthling. I will fly in all sorts of crazy patterns to get his attention while you lube up the anal probe. Remind me again why we are doing this? Buttholes stink."

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    13. Re:so all those people weren't crazy by tomhath · · Score: 2

      Have you ever compared the original depiction to the modern reports? The ancient drawings and writings are, shall we say, subject to interpretation.

    14. Re:so all those people weren't crazy by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 4, Funny

      I understand some things are questionable, when all you see is a bright light moving in the sky, but detail accounts cant all be spoofs.

      Before the Lindisfarne monastery was attacked by Vikings in 793, the monks reported having seen a multitude of omens, among others, swarms of fiery dragons were seen in the sky. I sincerely hope these weren't real, since my country not only has no anti-UFO missiles, but no anti-dragon missiles as well.

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    15. Re:so all those people weren't crazy by slashmydots · · Score: 1

      the photos look just like some of the descriptions from the last few decades. probably explains the lights too. if its US Government then they have to follow most of their own laws and put lights on an aircraft so others can see it

      why would aliens put flashing lights on an interstellar space craft? what is the point of glass and flashing lights in space other than to be broken by tiny particles

      With all the crap we have flying around up there these days that can emit light and blink, aliens should be about 10021309123894132th place as the most likely explanation. Remember that super famous one in Mexico that was on multiple cameras etc? Proven to be flares on parachutes falling behind a mountain range. That's after at least 5 individual shows on television paid experts to make composite sketches and estimates of the "craft's" dimensions.

    16. Re:so all those people weren't crazy by dadelbunts · · Score: 1

      I never said it was aliens. But it was definitely something beyond the scope of conventional aircraft that are normally seen. And seemed to be well beyond the operating envelope of current aircraft

    17. Re:so all those people weren't crazy by hideouspenguinboy · · Score: 1

      " if its US Government then they have to follow most of their own laws . . ."

      AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

      AHEM. Ok I'm better now. Carry on.

    18. Re:so all those people weren't crazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if its US Government then they have to follow most of their own laws

      What are you smoking and where can I get some?

    19. Re:so all those people weren't crazy by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      why would aliens put flashing lights on an interstellar space craft?

      The lights are just a byproduct of their faster-than-light communication system.

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    20. Re:so all those people weren't crazy by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 3, Funny

      Well, if they *said* they saw those things, OK then.

      since my country not only has no anti-UFO missiles, but no anti-dragon missiles as well.

      I'm in the USA. It would not surprise me greatly to find out we have anti-dragon missiles somewhere.

    21. Re:so all those people weren't crazy by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 3, Funny

      why would aliens put flashing lights on an interstellar space craft?

      Why not?

      You saying aliens can't be pimpin their rides?

    22. Re:so all those people weren't crazy by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hi, I'm an alien (many of us are reading /. and even posting

      On the "B" Ark, I presume.

    23. Re:so all those people weren't crazy by mikael · · Score: 3, Funny

      what is the point of glass and flashing lights in space other than to be broken by tiny particles

      Don't you just hate it when you are doing 0.99c along an interstellar freeway and some photon is tailgating you?

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    24. Re:so all those people weren't crazy by mikael · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Sometimes people do see something, but they just didn't understand the technology at the time. There was some preacher missionary on a Pacific island who reported hearing a buzzing noise and seeing a craft that looked a glass dome on legs hovering above the tree-line, being controlled by a pilot who seemed to be sitting at a chair pushing and pulling levers. They achieved some basic communication where the preacher bowed, and the craft's pilot reciprocated. I hate to say this, but it does sound a bit like a navy helicopter.

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    25. Re:so all those people weren't crazy by mikael · · Score: 3, Informative

      I've wondered about that - the exact words were:

      AD. 793. This year came dreadful forewarnings over the land of the Northumbrians, terrifying the people most woefully: these were immense sheets of light rushing through the air, and whirlwinds, and fiery dragons flying across the firmament. These tremendous tokens were soon followed by a great famine: and not long after, on the sixth day before the ides of January in the same year, the harrowing inroads of heathen men made lamentable havoc in the church of God in Holy-island, by rapine and slaughter."

      I'm wondering whether that was an meteorite impact or weather conditions?

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    26. Re:so all those people weren't crazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You looked up the stars and satellites but didn't think to film this amazing event?

    27. Re:so all those people weren't crazy by Dahamma · · Score: 2

      but detail accounts cant all be spoofs.

      Sure they can.

      Your comment reminds me of the crop circle conspiracy theorists who *still* assert they are way too complicated for humans to have created - even after a couple of drunk British farmers *showed* people how they did it. (Not to mention humans have built a building over 800m tall, an aircraft that weighs 600 tons and can fly at 600 mph, and fucking spacecrafts that have gone to the moon and Mars. Yet it's too hard to flatten wheat in a perfect circle?)

    28. Re:so all those people weren't crazy by jdray · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You assume that they can even see light in visible wavelengths.

      That's our visible wavelength, you insensitive clod.

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    29. Re:so all those people weren't crazy by Seeteufel · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Probably taken from German Reich designs. Don't forget that thousands of US bomber pilots saw foo fighters in WWII. The archives of the German Airforce are still lost.

    30. Re:so all those people weren't crazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, you had a smartphone with you when you saw a UFO - and you DIDN'T FILM IT.

      Says it all, doesn't it?

    31. Re:so all those people weren't crazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      why would aliens put flashing lights on an interstellar space craft?

      Identification. Docking. Visual acquisition in close quarters maneuvering (protip: space is dark).

    32. Re:so all those people weren't crazy by Terrasque · · Score: 1

      I think this video might adequately convey your reaction.

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    33. Re:so all those people weren't crazy by HeckRuler · · Score: 1

      Well, you MIGHT be able to use a dragon to take out a dragon, but it's not exactly built for it. I'd use a stinger.

    34. Re:so all those people weren't crazy by steelfood · · Score: 1

      That would be a bit self defeating, no? Even though it would make perfect sense considering the US government would be involved in any such project.

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    35. Re:so all those people weren't crazy by Sentrion · · Score: 1

      zipping by, then stopped and started doing zig zags, figure 8s, circles, box shapes and moved in other unsatelliteish ways for about 20-30 minutes before it took off....The best i could come up with was a weather balloon, but that doesnt fit with the movements of w.e this was.

      Yes, it was a weather balloon. Haven't you seen those cartoons when Wylie Coyote is trying to drop an anvil onto Roadrunner from a balloon - but then Roadrunner shows up behind the balloon, pecks it just once, and then the balloon starts doing zig zags, figure 8s, circles, box shapes and moved in other unsatelliteish ways for about 20-30 minutes before crashing into a mesa wall. Then Coyote, flat against the canyon wall, exhausted and with resignation slides to the bottom, limply holding up a white flag on a stick.

      Yes, dadelbunts, that is what you saw.

      Case Closed,

      US Dept. of Counter-Intelligence

    36. Re:so all those people weren't crazy by Sentrion · · Score: 1

      Man can make the phone smart, but the phone cannot make the man ... I forget the rest.

    37. Re:so all those people weren't crazy by na1led · · Score: 2

      There are lots of hoax are that. I'm sure 90% of them are hoax, but there are some real genuine explainable events. It's funny that people will blindly believe in religions and deities, but laugh at the possibility of other life in our universe.

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    38. Re:so all those people weren't crazy by Sentrion · · Score: 1

      And the government required that they install lights for future missions to earth to remain in compliance with FAA regulations.

    39. Re:so all those people weren't crazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like a meteor impact considering the short time scale of the events. Tales often compress or lengthen time so strong solar activity with coincidental or not so coincidental poor harvest could have been compressed into a single year. I don't think that is very likely since the story is not told with a very poetic tone.
          The ancient peoples of the Italian peninsula have stories about gods riding with chariots and burning everything on the ground below. The meteor is suspected to have landed in the Alps.

    40. Re:so all those people weren't crazy by detritus. · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I'm trying to still wrap my head around the inspirations for Renaissance paintings like The Madonna with Saint Giovannino.

    41. Re:so all those people weren't crazy by dadelbunts · · Score: 1

      Oh man that made me fucking lol. Especially the case closed part. Thanks!

    42. Re:so all those people weren't crazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      thats jeebers go home

    43. Re:so all those people weren't crazy by burisch_research · · Score: 1

      Ah, a General Products hull. These are generally acknowledged to be the best in the galaxy.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_Products_(Larry_Niven)#General_Products_hull

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    44. Re:so all those people weren't crazy by ari_j · · Score: 4, Funny

      There are a few people claiming "you assume this" or "you assume that." You're all wrong. I, a conspiracy nutter, assume that the aliens are law-abiding and did not want to violate FAA regulations.

    45. Re:so all those people weren't crazy by Maury+Markowitz · · Score: 1

      "Probably taken from German Reich designs"

      All known designs were either outright fakes from the post-war period (the vast majority), or paper sketches that wouldn't have been able to fly.

      Moreover the history of this aircraft is very well preserved, and is clearly an original concept.

      "'t forget that thousands of US bomber pilots"

      A few tens. Judging anything at night is notoriously difficult.

    46. Re:so all those people weren't crazy by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      Man can make the phone smart, but the phone cannot make the man ... I forget the rest.

      Isn't the objective to make something smarter than ourselves? Isn't that why we have kids? Or make robots or genetically engineered supermen...?

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    47. Re:so all those people weren't crazy by swilly · · Score: 1

      Look at it from the photons point of view. To it, it looked like you were standing still.

    48. Re:so all those people weren't crazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hello

    49. Re:so all those people weren't crazy by painandgreed · · Score: 1

      Probably taken from German Reich designs. Don't forget that thousands of US bomber pilots saw foo fighters in WWII. The archives of the German Airforce are still lost.

      And that Hans Kammler, the SS General in charge of Nazi secret projects disappeared at the end of the war.

    50. Re:so all those people weren't crazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've heard they've got problems with anti-matter. Someone even got a refund. Posting AC because of Puppeteer contract.

    51. Re:so all those people weren't crazy by jedwidz · · Score: 3, Funny

      Maybe her smartphone didn't have a decent flash...

    52. Re:so all those people weren't crazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Bible. Wheels within wheels and shit.

    53. Re:so all those people weren't crazy by dbIII · · Score: 1

      What's more, since it was from Canada it really was alien technology :)

    54. Re:so all those people weren't crazy by able1234au · · Score: 1

      Perhaps it was a remote control plane, a toy, that was flying much closer to you than you thought. Being small it looked like it was further away travelling at great speed.

      Birds catching the sunlight while you are in darkness on the ground can equally look strange particularly if they are in bright sunlight while you are not.

    55. Re:so all those people weren't crazy by ejasons · · Score: 1

      Maybe her smartphone didn't have a decent flash...

      Well done...

    56. Re:so all those people weren't crazy by ejasons · · Score: 1

      Don't you just hate it when you are doing 0.99c along an interstellar freeway and some photon is tailgating you?

      Drafting...

    57. Re:so all those people weren't crazy by OneAhead · · Score: 1

      That's because they took them with them to the moon. Haven't you seen that documentary - what was it again - ah, "Iron Sky"?

      Score:4, Interesting mods, here I come!

    58. Re:so all those people weren't crazy by mahoney.d.82 · · Score: 1

      Wow, and I thought Iron Maiden had been around for a while...

    59. Re:so all those people weren't crazy by detritus. · · Score: 1

      Inspired by flying wheels and fiery chariots? Please, go on.

    60. Re:so all those people weren't crazy by Weaselmancer · · Score: 1

      Or at the very least some government funding allocated to developing an anti-dragon missile. That would be like us.

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    61. Re:so all those people weren't crazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      very good~ finally someone with some factual history (foo fighters, etc)... and with a true twist, too. besides roswell in '47... 11 yrs before that, hitler got his paws on an occupied crashed craft in the black forest. the germans have been reverse engineering ever since then... and then us, the US, due to us pardoning (in trade for their highly advanced technology) hitler's topnotch rocket scientist, Wernher von Braun. he is the only reason the US was able to achieve spaceflight, let alone reaching the moon/mars. his 70-yr-old V-2 rocket design hasn't changed, and we're lucky hitler didn't launch his other secret rockets named New York, etc... and then there's the Nazi Bell (anti-gravity pod flight/weapon). when WvB was asked in an american interview- where did he get his hi-tech knowledge from? he nodded towards our ufo files (project blue-book/majestic-12) and simply/calmly replied- from them. we asked- from ufo's? he replied- yes. and then there's the witnessed/crash/burial of the craft/body in 1897 in aurora, TX... on a judges property, and town burial. that was flying/crashing craft in 1897, 5 yrs before the wright brothers got off the ground... another smoking gun. and now there's the FOXP2 dna gene found in the starchild skull... another smoking gun story. that's not including entire airports and all credible pilots-- private, commercial, air-force and NASA... all with endless footage. and then there's admiral Byrd's magnificent Antarctica story from '26 on. and then there's the retired astronauts, CIA and area 51 colonels, etc... all spilling the truth now without feeling threatened, just so their grandchildren will know the truth before they pass. just so we will all know the truth, just so the Orson Welles effect doesn't repeat itself soon... very soon. look up the Georgia Guidestones and its seven safe-zones. peace & harmony out...
                 

    62. Re:so all those people weren't crazy by Rufty · · Score: 2

      Ophanim? Though what inspired those???

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    63. Re:so all those people weren't crazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      another smoking gun~ there are numerous paintings waaay back then of spacecraft everywhere, with everyone... like the glowing hovering disc with light-beams on the religious group, and the clearly manned spaceship cruising, and on 'n on... they did not ALL just use their similar unknown/impossible imaginations, and then paint what they did not actually witness all over the place. before cameras, they put witnessed images on paper, paintings, cave walls, etc... that's ancient astronaut history. misinterpreted/misunderstood gods/angels were merely godlike superior beings, all... over... the planet.

    64. Re:so all those people weren't crazy by dadelbunts · · Score: 1

      Definitely not a remote control toy. This was at night, at the beach. There was no one around, i have seen many planes fly in and out from here and wasnt that wasnt even right direction for that. When i first saw it it looked exactly like a satellite, which is what i thought it was, until it started moving in very unsatelliteish ways.

    65. Re:so all those people weren't crazy by stackOVFL · · Score: 1

      Why, more then likely some of this.. http://medicalmarijuana.com/ AND! they even give directions on how to get some. Yes, I know, your welcome! No really, it's my pleasure to help a fellow /.er out.

    66. Re:so all those people weren't crazy by The+Wild+Norseman · · Score: 2

      I'm trying to still wrap my head around the inspirations for Renaissance paintings like The Madonna with Saint Giovannino.

      Try: http://ancientaliensdebunked.com/references-and-transcripts/ufos-in-ancient-art/

      HTH

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    67. Re:so all those people weren't crazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've seen similar looking out over the ocean. I was enjoying the clear sky and stars and noticed one moving. It went on for a while, then a few more moved, they all rotated in a circle then flew off at incredible speed. I don't know what I saw, but I saw this.

    68. Re:so all those people weren't crazy by Dahamma · · Score: 1

      On the contrary, I laugh at all religions, and blindly believe there is life elsewhere in the universe.

      But similar to my opinion of religion, I just don't think aliens have visited Earth in a way that they have avoided all forms of scientific evidence of their appearance while choosing specifically to reveal themselves only to crackpots, rednecks, and the Weekly World News.

    69. Re:so all those people weren't crazy by secondhand_Buddah · · Score: 1

      why would aliens put flashing lights on an interstellar space craft?

      There may be intergalactic travel laws that we are privvy to yet....

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    70. Re:so all those people weren't crazy by Zeussy · · Score: 2

      On a beach? Sounds like someone was flying a stunt kite or similar. They can make incredibly aggressive turns and manoeuvres, and are basically silent. Something like this odd youtube video? or this one?

    71. Re:so all those people weren't crazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are physical reasons why that part of the spectrum is visible. Photons around those energy levels can send an electron into a higher-energy band. IR photons can as well (which is why some snakes can see in the IR) but generally there's a lot of IR noise around from hot objects. That makes the information less valuable, and IR vision less beneficial evolutionary. On the high end of the visible range, UV radiation tends to knock electrons away from the nucleus entirely (ionization). Again, the limit isn't very sharp and varies from animal to animal, but the basic physics apply to all.

      Now aliens may very well have an organ to detect high UV levels, if they evolved under a dangerously radiant star. It would be beneficial to hide underground when the radiation levels are too high, But there's no good reason for this to be an imaging sensor.

    72. Re:so all those people weren't crazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apparently Germany shipped plans to Japan and the Japanese actually made improved versions of German designs. One example was the tiny jet fighter they built near the end of WW11. That little jet had many limits but was still good at shooting down our planes. The Japanese looked at the craft and made it longer, giving it real fuel capacity. This among other perfected German designs were captured in the interior of a mountain in Japan after the war. Many of them became American military aircraft designs that were put into play as late as the 1970 era. If WW11 had lasted one more year we might have had a very serious problem with winning that horrid war. Look at what was happening: First combat jet - Germans WW11, first rocket powered aircraft - Germans WW11, first guided missile - Germans WW11 - first really effective guided missile with reliability, improved payload capacity, greater range and untouchable by aircraft of that era - The German V-2 rocket. Notice these ideas were not put in play bu the allied forces and on top of all of that the Germans did this while under heavy bombing while sustaining war with most of the rest of the world.

    73. Re:so all those people weren't crazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I disagree, the aliens weren't law-abiding at all. The lights are a type of camouflage, so as not to raise suspicions by breaching the FAA regs -- You try to look as law abiding as possible if you're an illegal alien.

    74. Re:so all those people weren't crazy by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Indian legend has flying chariots
      And then there's these goodies

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    75. Re:so all those people weren't crazy by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      But similar to my opinion of religion, I just don't think aliens have visited Earth in a way that they have avoided all forms of scientific evidence of their appearance while choosing specifically to reveal themselves only to crackpots, rednecks, and the Weekly World News.

      Well, that's one theory. Another theory is that they have specifically chosen to reveal themselves to world leader(s?) and occasionally slip up or prank and reveal themselves to someone perceived as a crackpot, or a redneck. The WWN doesn't claim personal alien visitation, they just claim to have proof thereof. Making the claims personally would be, you know, crazy.

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    76. Re:so all those people weren't crazy by Eluan · · Score: 1

      What about a higher than normal solar activity and auroras?

    77. Re:so all those people weren't crazy by FictionPimp · · Score: 1

      Mushrooms.

    78. Re:so all those people weren't crazy by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      That site is firewalled off here. When in doubt, link wikipedia.

      That "ufo" looks to me like Ghirlandaio's brush slipped and he hastily covered his mistake with a really lame cloud.

    79. Re:so all those people weren't crazy by ByOhTek · · Score: 2

      Oh. Could you produce documents of their registered flight paths?

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    80. Re:so all those people weren't crazy by mcgrew · · Score: 2

      The Judeo-Christian bible includes a UFO in the book of Ezekial:

      And I looked, and, behold, a whirlwind came out of the north, a great cloud, and a fire infolding itself, and a brightness was about it, and out of the midst thereof as the colour of amber, out of the midst of the fire.
      Also out of the midst thereof came the likeness of four living creatures. And this was their appearance; they had the likeness of a man.
      And every one had four faces, and every one had four wings.
      And their feet were straight feet; and the sole of their feet was like the sole of a calf's foot: and they sparkled like the colour of burnished brass.
      And they had the hands of a man under their wings on their four sides; and they four had their faces and their wings.
      Their wings were joined one to another; they turned not when they went; they went every one straight forward.
      As for the likeness of their faces, they four had the face of a man, and the face of a lion, on the right side: and they four had the face of an ox on the left side; they four also had the face of an eagle.
      Thus were their faces: and their wings were stretched upward; two wings of every one were joined one to another, and two covered their bodies.
      And they went every one straight forward: whither the spirit was to go, they went; and they turned not when they went.
      As for the likeness of the living creatures, their appearance was like burning coals of fire, and like the appearance of lamps: it went up and down among the living creatures; and the fire was bright, and out of the fire went forth lightning.
      And the living creatures ran and returned as the appearance of a flash of lightning.
      Now as I beheld the living creatures, behold one wheel upon the earth by the living creatures, with his four faces.
      The appearance of the wheels and their work was like unto the colour of a beryl: and they four had one likeness: and their appearance and their work was as it were a wheel in the middle of a wheel.
      When they went, they went upon their four sides: and they turned not when they went.
      As for their rings, they were so high that they were dreadful; and their rings were full of eyes round about them four.
      And when the living creatures went, the wheels went by them: and when the living creatures were lifted up from the earth, the wheels were lifted up.
      Whithersoever the spirit was to go, they went, thither was their spirit to go; and the wheels were lifted up over against them: for the spirit of the living creature was in the wheels.
      When those went, these went; and when those stood, these stood; and when those were lifted up from the earth, the wheels were lifted up over against them: for the spirit of the living creature was in the wheels.
      And the likeness of the firmament upon the heads of the living creature was as the colour of the terrible crystal, stretched forth over their heads above.
      And under the firmament were their wings straight, the one toward the other: every one had two, which covered on this side, and every one had two, which covered on that side, their bodies.
      And whe

    81. Re:so all those people weren't crazy by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Finally, the voice of reason.

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    82. Re:so all those people weren't crazy by JTsyo · · Score: 1

      Where do you think the inspiration for these aircraft came from? Created in the 1950s, inspiration for the 40s.

    83. Re:so all those people weren't crazy by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Sometimes people do see something, but they just didn't understand the technology at the time. There was some preacher missionary on a Pacific island who reported hearing a buzzing noise and seeing a craft that looked a glass dome on legs hovering above the tree-line, being controlled by a pilot who seemed to be sitting at a chair pushing and pulling levers. They achieved some basic communication where the preacher bowed, and the craft's pilot reciprocated. I hate to say this, but it does sound a bit like a navy helicopter.

      Yeah, or maybe it was an alien craft pretending to be a navy helicopter.

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    84. Re:so all those people weren't crazy by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Before the Lindisfarne monastery was attacked by Vikings in 793, the monks reported having seen a multitude of omens, among others, swarms of fiery dragons were seen in the sky

      If you're scared and drunk, clouds (especially at sunset) can look like anything you want them to.

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    85. Re:so all those people weren't crazy by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      It's funny that people will blindly believe in religions and deities, but laugh at the possibility of other life in our universe.

      If there is other life in the universe that uses spaceships easily discernible to the naked eye, they are not very advanced are they? And if they're not very advanced how are they able to build spaceships that must have travelled many light years to get here (discounting the shall we say slim chance of their coming from Mars)?

      I'm sure there is other life in the universe, I just don't think it's very likely we'll be meeting up with any of it any time soon. The universe is a big place.

      To be honest, there is probably as much evidence of the existence of god as of intelligent life not from Earth, which is to say none either way.

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    86. Re:so all those people weren't crazy by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Before the Lindisfarne monastery was attacked by Vikings in 793, the monks reported having seen a multitude of omens, among others, swarms of fiery dragons were seen in the sky.

      What the ancients called "dragons" we call "meteors".

    87. Re:so all those people weren't crazy by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Not always true. Most sightings dont have blinking lights. I saw something once, looked like a satellite zipping by, then stopped and started doing zig zags, figure 8s, circles, box shapes and moved in other unsatelliteish ways for about 20-30 minutes before it took off. The person i was with also saw whatever it was and watched it with me for the same amount of time. Was definately not a plane, as i have seen many many planes and am familiar with. We looked on her phone as she had a app that told us the names of all the stars and satellites, something which we used to track satellites in the past. Was not on there either. The best i could come up with was a weather balloon, but that doesnt fit with the movements of w.e this was.

      The plural of "unsubstantiated anecdote without even a shaky cameraphone video" is not "data."

      I know we are all like Fox Mulder and want to believe, but we need a bit more than stories like this.

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    88. Re:so all those people weren't crazy by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      why would aliens put flashing lights on an interstellar space craft?

      The lights are just a byproduct of their faster-than-light communication system.

      Yeah, they need the lights so they can see what they're travelling faster than.

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    89. Re:so all those people weren't crazy by joshuaf · · Score: 1

      that's obviously the FSM. The noodly appendages are clear.

    90. Re:so all those people weren't crazy by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      It's funny that people will blindly believe in religions and deities, but laugh at the possibility of other life in our universe.

      Funnier that most of the same people who are absolutely sure God doesn't exist are also absolutely sure that this isn't the only rock with life on it.

      Judeo-Christian religious beliefs (not sure of Bhuddism, Hinduism, etc) shouldn't make one think that this is the only place life exists. Mine don't. I think the liklihood of finding life elsewhere is greater than not finding any anywhere, and even if we don't find it doesn't mean it's not there. If we don't find any in our own solar system it will be a LOOOOONG time if ever that we find any; it's a long way to Alpha Proxima. It's also possible that we'll find life and not even realize it's alive (yes, STNG covered this).

      OTOH I find the insistance of the nonexistance of someone I know personally to simply be hilarious, especially when they insist that the aliens MUST exist.

    91. Re:so all those people weren't crazy by dadelbunts · · Score: 1

      Eyewitness accounts arent data? Ok. Eyewitness accounts seem to hold up pretty well in courts of laws. Also im not asking you to believe or disbelieve anything. Im not claiming it was an alien. It was an unidentified flying object.

    92. Re:so all those people weren't crazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      " if its US Government then they have to follow most of their own laws "
      OMG. Funniest thing ever!

    93. Re:so all those people weren't crazy by dadelbunts · · Score: 1

      Nothing at all like that. Thats moving WAY too fast, and is WAAAAAAY too low. The beach was also deserted both ways for a long while except for the couple of homeless people sleeping in a lifeguard tower. Also i watched whatever this was come in from the north in a perfectly straight line. It looked EXACTLY like a satellite does till it started going nuts. I dont know if you have ever spotted a satellite but they look almost like stars but moving. I appreciate the suggestion, as i would like to know what the fuck i saw.

    94. Re:so all those people weren't crazy by nickersonm · · Score: 1

      Sounds like aurorae. Perhaps temporarily extending down to their latitudes as a result of a solar flare.

    95. Re:so all those people weren't crazy by na1led · · Score: 1

      Its all about probability, and given the advancement we are making in technology, we may find aliens sooner than you think.

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    96. Re:so all those people weren't crazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wealthy viking families would go on raids in order to collect resources for their clan. Especially if they had a new family.

      If there was a famine they would have been absolutely frantic looking to trade if not raid. Their ships also had dragon's heads at each end as well as on the sails.

      They might have thought the aurora was some command to go raiding.

      Solar storms do create bad weather on Earth due to the ionisation of the air.

    97. Re:so all those people weren't crazy by Dahamma · · Score: 1

      Another theory is that God/Jesus have specifically chosen to reveal themselves to religious leader(s?) and occasionally slip up or prank and reveal themselves to someone perceived as a prophet, or a televangelist.

      Sorry, couldn't resist...

      And also, conspiracy theorists give the government WAAAY too much credit in their competence and ability to keep secrets. If it were true it would have been on Wikileaks a while ago ;)

    98. Re:so all those people weren't crazy by RockDoctor · · Score: 1
      I've never seen a diamond described as a single three-dimensional molecule, the way that GP#x hulls are described, multiple times, in canon stories.

      I've also never seen a diamond disintegrate into dust when a small internal device is stimulated by a particular pattern of light pulses (one of the recent collaboration stories, presumably also canon).

      It's near-magical (h/t ACC) technology alright, but not THAT near-magical technology.

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    99. Re:so all those people weren't crazy by dadelbunts · · Score: 1

      It wouldnt pick it up. I could have filmed a bunch of blackness i guess. But what good would that be.

    100. Re:so all those people weren't crazy by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      We simply don't have enough data. If we find evidence of microbes on Mars or Europa or anywhere else in the solar system, we'll know life is common. If we don't, we still won't know if it's common but the probability of it being common drops considerably. We don't even know how life started here and what conditions are necessary for it to start.

    101. Re:so all those people weren't crazy by na1led · · Score: 1

      Actually, there are more ways to indicate life elsewhere. If we can recreate the building blocks of life in a lab, or find evidence of other planets with the right conditions for life, then its likely life should exist in many places. But if we do find life in our solar system (besides earth), that will surely silence the nay-sayers.

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    102. Re:so all those people weren't crazy by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      If we can recreate the building blocks of life in a lab, or find evidence of other planets with the right conditions for life, then its likely life should exist in many places.

      That's true, but it hasn't happened yet. If we do find life, or even indication of it, that would be some exciting news!

    103. Re:so all those people weren't crazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Didn't Paul cover all of this?

    104. Re:so all those people weren't crazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      why would aliens put flashing lights on an interstellar space craft?

      Because they look great with their interstellar curb-feelers.

    105. Re:so all those people weren't crazy by Seeteufel · · Score: 1

      It is an overblown scifi-movie with a little truth to it. Discordian Wilson once said there are so many UNFO, unidentified nonflying objects. UFO does not mean from outer space. The nazis build flying sourcer style objects, they also invented the stream flight engine and rockets. After WWII the Americans and the USSR further developed the designs.

    106. Re:so all those people weren't crazy by Seeteufel · · Score: 1

      Of course, as it is common in "UFO science" you'll find a lot of scam. But I have no doubts that the Americans took those designs and finally gave up on them.

  2. Didn't Get past prototype by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The fact that there are no disc-shaped aircraft in the skies today
    How did we prove this again?

    1. Re:Didn't Get past prototype by DeTech · · Score: 5, Funny

      Excuse me sir you seemed to be confused on what the words prove, fact, no, and/or sky means.

    2. Re:Didn't Get past prototype by bobbied · · Score: 1

      How do you prove a negative? (you don't)

      I think the point is that if this was a workable solution, we would likely have at least some flying examples of this design by now. Even after this many years we have no known flying saucer designs in either military or civilian use so it seems *unlikely* that anybody has one of these things.

      Of course, it is possible to prove a positive, so if someone thinks something exists, I would insist on proof.

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    3. Re:Didn't Get past prototype by Dupple · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The British Rail (a railway company!) flying saucer has been public knowledge for years.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Rail_flying_saucer

      Of course, it never flew, as far as we know...

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    4. Re:Didn't Get past prototype by ackthpt · · Score: 1

      The fact that there are no disc-shaped aircraft in the skies today
      How did we prove this again?

      Probably proved impracticable. Higher cost over contemprary designs, reliability, serviceablity, things like that. Just strap a saddle on a turbine engine, tape on some wings and you're off and flying.

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    5. Re:Didn't Get past prototype by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Sorry, but if you are using inductive reasoning, there is no difference between proving a negative and proving a positive. The only thing that allows you to make a reasonable conclusion in those cases is statistics. For example: the if the Higgs boson was believed to be observed with a 5 sigma certainty, you can't prove absolutely that its apparent existence wasn't due to random interactions. Conversely, if it wasn't observed with a 5 sigma certainty, you can't prove absolutely that its apparent nonexistence wasn't due to random interactions. Only a belief in statistics will resolve this inherent problem with inductive reasoning.

      Since we use inductive reasoning in the real world, saying that you can't prove a negative has no meaning if you don't provide context. Intelligent Design and Russel's Teapot are unlikely, but not impossible. Statistics allows us to throw these ideas in the trash. The fact that UFOs aren't identified often is another item that we can use to dismiss the existence of flying saucers still being flown by the USAF. The certainty isn't nearly as high as something like Russel's Teapot, but it isn't something to be ignored either.

    6. Re:Didn't Get past prototype by Will.Woodhull · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Another possibility is that the Air Force never intended to develop a saucer prototype. It could be that these "designs" were disinformation left where Soviet agents could discover them.

      The timing is right for this being part of the effort to divert attention from the Air Force's super-secret Blackbird program. The Blackbird became operational in the 1960s and development began in the latter part of the 1950s. By the 1970s, after some 15 years of service, the Soviet Union was apparently aware that the USA had something that could go really high, really fast, and take lots of photos, but apparently they still had no clue about the design. That suggests that the Air Force had done a really good job of hiding the production of lots of titanium parts, etc-- capitalizing on the UFO craziness of the times would have been an excellent ploy.

      And it is clear that releasing some of the documents used in disinformation strategems is part of the declassification process. However I do not believe there is anything that requires the US Government to say what was disinformation and what was factual. I rather think that they would leave that as an exercise for the reader.

      Does anyone know the more recent history of the Blackbird? IIRC, the program was terminated around 1998, then there was talk about reactivating them for a time when we got into the Bush wars, and that's the last I remember hearing about it. Are any of these planes still flying?

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    7. Re:Didn't Get past prototype by Kaptain+Kruton · · Score: 1

      Of course, it never flew, as far as we know...

      Yeah, the whole 'powered by nuclear fusion' bit could put a bit of a damper on its R&D.

    8. Re:Didn't Get past prototype by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quite the opposite. You can *disprove* a negative, such as "there are no pink teapots", by bringing forward even a single example to the contrary. You can't *prove* a negative unless you can bring forward *every* extant teapot, and even that won't prove that a pink teapot can't happen, just that there doesn't happen to be one *then*.

      You may be correct with your statement about inductive reasoning, but that says absolutely nothing about the claim to which you replied. Statistics can't actually *prove* or *disprove* anything. They show probabilities and correlations, but something can be *vanishingly* unlikely, yet still exist or occur.

    9. Re:Didn't Get past prototype by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      David Hume created the argument against inductive reasoning. Yet we still use it since there is no other reasonable method to describe the natural world (Popper's or "The Spock Proof" is unreasonable). Since science is based on inductive reasoning and since our view of the world is based on science, there is no simple solution. I could reasonably say, deductively, that there is no reason to believe that the world was not potentially created 2 seconds ago (a creator could have theoretically created all matter and imparted all energy, momentum, and electrical potentials similar to the way the humans preset a computer game of Pong). There is no way inductively to "disprove" this (you can measure the velocities and interpolate positions for the balls in Pong before the game even started). In fact, the word "proof" has a different meaning in an inductive frame of reference. An inductive proof is a statistical proof that doesn't consider metaphysical interactions. This sounds pretty weak, but it is the best that we have. If we give up on this definition of a "proof" then we will have to constantly battle ideas like Descartes' argument where the input to all of our senses are falsely being manipulated by a hidden demon or that we exist in the Matrix. You have to either assume that inductive reasoning is valid or not, but if you assume that it is valid, then you need to use statistics as a guide. Then you should define proof as some arbitrary value of probability. 5 sigma gives overwhelming evidence in my opinion, and 2.5 sigma gives reasonable evidence.

    10. Re:Didn't Get past prototype by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And, ironically, the most convincing way to have a fake development program is to simply have a *real* development program that you treat as if you expect it to succeed, even though you don't. Otherwise, a spy could simply discover that it's fake by virtue of the folks working on it starting to treat it like a joke, or commenting about it being fake.

      Of course, the real irony would be if the Blackbird were meant to be the fake program, and the flying saucer design was supposed to be the real one.

    11. Re:Didn't Get past prototype by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope, the last Blackbird flight was 1998.

    12. Re:Didn't Get past prototype by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm pretty sure the Blackbird is done, someone would notice that sucker somewhere.

      I thought the X-37 was the replacement they half talk about now...

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boeing_X-37

    13. Re:Didn't Get past prototype by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope, all retired at this point.

      The operation expertise and spares to get these back up and running would now also now be a bit thin on the ground.

    14. Re:Didn't Get past prototype by able1234au · · Score: 1

      There is one in the air and space museum near Dulles airport in Washington DC. Saw it a few months ago. Very cool.

    15. Re:Didn't Get past prototype by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope, the last service point for them was Mather air force base here in Sacramento, and they shut it down years ago. Sad, because that thing was the coolest plane EVER.

    16. Re:Didn't Get past prototype by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is that some sort of joke?

      We regularly see flying saucers in the skies which are reported by military officials, civilian officials, and sober rational civilians. They're recorded on video and radar.

      That they probably aren't built by human beings is irrelevant, they do exist and are reported on a regular basis and have been for decades.

      Furthermore, just because you're waiting for an official Pentagon or NASA press conference on it to accept them doesn't mean everyone else needs to.

      And as for their propulsion method, they don't have any visible means of propulsion so whoever is flying them concluded quickly that trying to fly it like a plane with jet engines would be absurd and futile. Also, the electrical discharge glow common to most saucer craft indicates they likely use electric/magnetic field propulsion to propel their craft and we should do the same.

    17. Re:Didn't Get past prototype by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      I am confused, did the merry pranksters who designed it in their spare time just happen to work for British Rail during the day, or was there really some bizarre space exploration department in BR?

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    18. Re:Didn't Get past prototype by toddestan · · Score: 1

      That would be the last Air Force flight. NASA kept theirs going another year making 1999 the last time a Blackbird was in the air.

    19. Re:Didn't Get past prototype by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do you prove a negative? (you don't)

      I think the point is that if this was a workable solution, we would likely have at least some flying examples of this design by now. Even after this many years we have no known flying saucer designs in either military or civilian use so it seems *unlikely* that anybody has one of these things.

      Of course, it is possible to prove a positive, so if someone thinks something exists, I would insist on proof.

      How do you prove a negative? (you don't)

      I think the point is that if this was a workable solution, we would likely have at least some flying examples of this design by now. Even after this many years we have no known flying saucer designs in either military or civilian use so it seems *unlikely* that anybody has one of these things.

      Of course, it is possible to prove a positive, so if someone thinks something exists, I would insist on proof.

      How do you prove a negative? (you don't)

      I think the point is that if this was a workable solution, we would likely have at least some flying examples of this design by now. Even after this many years we have no known flying saucer designs in either military or civilian use so it seems *unlikely* that anybody has one of these things.

      Of course, it is possible to prove a positive, so if someone thinks something exists, I would insist on proof.

      what's the difference? if perspectively believed in good or evil as a destruction or a solution . to that individual will be the right thing . which however does now make it right to the next person, in fact could be quite rotten indeed. do alien saucers exist? yes and we will probably never ever see a demonstration of it anyways. which proves nothing to the non-believer because it dosent exist to that person in any case .

  3. or ... by brenddie · · Score: 4, Funny

    "The fact that there are no disc-shaped aircraft in the skies today, though, suggests that the USAF's flying saucer efforts probably never got past the prototype stage."

    or they work so good that only blurry and shaky videos exist of them flying around and terrorizing cows

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    1. Re:or ... by ByOhTek · · Score: 4, Funny

      Oh, the cow thing was me. Sorry, my bad.

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    2. Re:or ... by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      "The fact that there are no disc-shaped aircraft in the skies today, though, suggests that the USAF's flying saucer efforts probably never got past the prototype stage."

      or they work so good that only blurry and shaky videos exist of them flying around and terrorizing cows

      They all crashed in Roswell....

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    3. Re:or ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The fact that there are no disc-shaped aircraft in the skies today, though, suggests that the USAF's flying saucer efforts probably never got past the prototype stage."

      or they work so good that only blurry and shaky videos exist of them flying around and terrorizing cows

      What about Balloon Boy?

    4. Re:or ... by bobbied · · Score: 1

      Yea, not a lot of Cows out grazing in the sand near Roswell.... Of course there is a SAC base (at the time) near Roswell which just *might* help explain the July 1947 happenings....

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    5. Re:or ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's far more eloquent in the original bovine:

      Moo. Moo moo moo moo moo. Moo.

    6. Re:or ... by sconeu · · Score: 1

      I thought it was "Carl"?

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    7. Re:or ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even the title of the article says it's a hoax. So no... Balloon Boy doesn't count since it wasn't a saucer and it wasn't even real.

    8. Re:or ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or they work so good that only blurry and shaky videos exist of them flying around and terrorizing cows

      The Americans sold us the concept for our national self defense forces to fund the Korean War. Chickens, their turn is next! Fuck you chicken and cow!

    9. Re:or ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too bad the only cows who saw it turned them self inside out.

    10. Re:or ... by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      "The fact that there are no disc-shaped aircraft in the skies today, though, suggests that the USAF's flying saucer efforts probably never got past the prototype stage."

      or they work so good that only blurry and shaky videos exist of them flying around and terrorizing cows

      OK smartypants, how do you explain the anal probing then? It can't all be drunk farmers being buggered by their livestock, surely?

      Ah...

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    11. Re:or ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry! Old news. That Avro saucer was only good as a crappy hovercraft since it lacked the skirt that would have made it a fairly decent hovercraft! It never got more than a few feet off the ground and out ran the ground effect at a few miles an hour! A total failure as an airplane!

  4. I take issue... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...with the last statement. There are many reportings of disk shaped objects in the sky. Although, they may have been replaced by the Flying V.

  5. It all sounds vaguely familar... by jedidiah · · Score: 1

    I wonder if this is a concept that was before it's time much like the flying wing. Early prototypes of flying wings failed and it was thought that the entire concept was discarded until the B-2 was exposed to the world.

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    1. Re:It all sounds vaguely familar... by alen · · Score: 1

      the b2 has advantages over other designs. what is the advantage of a flying saucer compared to wing based aircraft? at least on earth

    2. Re:It all sounds vaguely familar... by Atzanteol · · Score: 1

      Seems like it would be VTOL. But helicopters already fill that area nicely.

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    3. Re:It all sounds vaguely familar... by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 2

      the b2 has advantages over other designs. what is the advantage of a flying saucer compared to wing based aircraft? at least on earth

      The primary thing that made the B-2 doable over previous flying wings is the microprocessor and the ability of modern computers to stabilize the aircraft in flight. The computers make constant changes to the control surfaces that would overwhelm human pilots.

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    4. Re:It all sounds vaguely familar... by Baloroth · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Helicopters are usually extremely loud and, most importantly, simply unable to fly faster than 300mph or so: any faster and the supersonic shockwaves from the rotors tips (keep in mind those are traveling at helicopter speed + rotational velocity) destroys it's ability to fly. This could go much, much faster, as fast as you want, and probably be a fair bit more maneuverable.

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    5. Re:It all sounds vaguely familar... by osu-neko · · Score: 2

      Helicopters are usually extremely loud and, most importantly, simply unable to fly faster than 300mph or so: any faster and the supersonic shockwaves from the rotors tips (keep in mind those are traveling at helicopter speed + rotational velocity) destroys it's ability to fly.

      Only the rotors on the side of the helicopter moving in the direction of travel are going aircraft speed + rotational velocity. An equally serious problem is the rotors on the other side are going aircraft speed - rotational velocity. The faster the chopper flies, the more imbalanced it becomes as the lift from one side increases while on the other side it decreases. If the chopper reached the speed of its own blades, it would lose all lift on one side as the blades would be essentially motionless on one side.

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    6. Re:It all sounds vaguely familar... by wimme · · Score: 1
    7. Re:It all sounds vaguely familar... by Lumpy · · Score: 4, Funny

      " what is the advantage of a flying saucer compared to wing based aircraft? at least on earth"

      To completely screw with the enemy.

      Broadcast loudly "ACK! ACKACK!" from loudspeakers while you only use lime green lighting.

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    8. Re:It all sounds vaguely familar... by Baloroth · · Score: 2

      That is another issue, although that problem can largely be solved by using a co-axial rotor system, so it isn't an insurmountable problem.

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    9. Re:It all sounds vaguely familar... by crypticedge · · Score: 1

      Oh to have mod points. Thanks for brining up that horrible yet hilarious movie. I need to download that and watch it for the hundredth time now.

    10. Re:It all sounds vaguely familar... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A radial symmetry lifting body also means that lift could be maintained the same regardless of which way the "front" is facing. So thrust could be vectored to put on the brakes in a way a normal aircraft couldn't. Quickly vector your thrust at 135 degrees and pull off a 90 degree turn. Or even better yet, somebody thinks they're behind you, only to have you turn around while flying "backwards" along the same trajectory and bringing your guns to bear on them. Stuff like that.

      With modern day computer controls in charge of the thrust vectoring and distributed nacelles maintaining the coanda effect via laminar flow, something like this could be very manueverable. (Probably more than a human pilot could bear, so it would be more effective if it was a drone aircraft.)

      From a military perspective, the downsides are that a big rounded surface seems like it wouldn't be too stealthy. And it may be tricky to maintain with the valve systems relating to the hot engine exhaust, and that exhaust routing system may also give the aircraft a big fat juicy IR signature.

    11. Re:It all sounds vaguely familar... by mikael · · Score: 1

      I liked the idea of thermo-acoustics. You take a tapered cylindered, apply a resonance generator (hot liquid going through an intersecting pipe), and the oscillations would hopefully set up a standing-wave pattern that would drive air downwards.

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    12. Re:It all sounds vaguely familar... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True, that solves the asymmetrical lift problem, but it doesn't address the supersonic shockwave problem with the advancing blade nor the shockwave's interaction with the retreating blades. What you need to do is to introduce small wings (making it a compound-helicopter) so that you can unload the main rotors and slow them down. All this has been done already, of course.

    13. Re:It all sounds vaguely familar... by styrotech · · Score: 1

      You take a tapered cylindered, apply a resonance generator (hot liquid going through an intersecting pipe), and the oscillations would hopefully set up a standing-wave pattern that would drive air downwards.

      And that hot liquid makes an excellent Brownian Motion producer for suspending your atomic vector plotter in.

      Then how you go about connecting the logic circuits of your Bambleweeny 57 sub-meson Brain is elementary.

      The possibilities (let alone the probabilities) are infinite!

    14. Re:It all sounds vaguely familar... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you clearly don;t know about the govt. secret program AirWolf
      345 mph (555 km/h) conventional, Mach 1+ with turbo thrusters

    15. Re:It all sounds vaguely familar... by swilly · · Score: 1

      Have a group over and watch Mars Attacks followed by Independence Day. They are practically the same movie with the same plot and many of the same tropes. And they were both released in 1996.

      It's fun to talk over Independence Day and saying thinks like "and this is where Pierce Brosnan says..."

    16. Re:It all sounds vaguely familar... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      there == a location
      they're == they are
      their == possessive

      your == sig would suggest that
      you're == a grammar p'tak

    17. Re:It all sounds vaguely familar... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, the lift problem is solved using a two rotor contra-rotating system, but not the drag one: you will reach a point where some blade sections are seeing a reverse flow.

    18. Re:It all sounds vaguely familar... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
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    19. Re:It all sounds vaguely familar... by damien_kane · · Score: 1

      The possibilities (let alone the probabilities) are infinite!

      However highly improbable

      I'm not sure exactly how improbable, though... I'm only on my second cup of Brownian Motion Generator.

    20. Re:It all sounds vaguely familar... by davewoods · · Score: 1

      Dang it. It took me until halfway through the second line to get it. :(

    21. Re:It all sounds vaguely familar... by dywolf · · Score: 1

      its not the shockwaves. many rotors and propellers exceed the speed of sound, and do so successfully.

      no, the problem is called "retreating blade stall", and has to do with the forward speed matching the speed of the blade swinging to the rear, causing loss of lift across (essentially) half the rotor disc.

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  6. Correction by cripkd · · Score: 4, Informative

    That's the Coanda Effect.

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    1. Re:Correction by michelcolman · · Score: 2

      Yeah, Slashdot still thinks Unicode is some fancy new fangled craze that will blow away. So the a with the funny cup on top gets stripped away.

      But what I'm wondering is: how exactly do you use the coanda effect on a spinning saucer? Things spinning around a horizontal axis, like a ping pong ball with backspin, sure, they can provide lift. But spinning around a vertical axis? How does that work? I would think you would need to use blades on the edge or maybe diagonal holes through the spinning part, but I don't see those in the picture.

    2. Re:Correction by michelcolman · · Score: 1

      Never mind, I just RTFWA you gave and it's explained in there.

    3. Re:Correction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Two discs, back to back. The upper one spins, the lower one is stationary. That'd work, though the engineering would be far from practical. Also, it's need a tail like a helicopter and for exactly the same reason.

    4. Re:Correction by Baloroth · · Score: 2

      Also, it's need a tail like a helicopter and for exactly the same reason.

      Or two counter-rotating discs, like a multi-rotor helicopter. Double advantage is you can rotate extremely quickly simply by slowing one of the discs a bit (assuming the humans inside don't mind).

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    5. Re:Correction by michelcolman · · Score: 1

      And where does the Coanda effect come in?

    6. Re:Correction by Sentrion · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I don't know much about the Coanda effect or the other factors that would affect flight, but I observed a craft just as you describe when I was a kid living in Australia in 1989. My father worked at the Joint Defence Facility Pine Gap. I asked him about it and of course he said he wasn't aware of any such thing. But he didn't seem to have any concern at all that I was lying or mentally ill. Lying was dealt with very strictly and I would like to think my parents would care enough about my mental health to show some concern if I was clearly delusional or describing hallucinations. Only years later as an adult have I read online how Pine Gap is the Area 51 of Australia and numerous UFOs have been sighted in the area. My father passed away earlier this year so there is no longer any risk of secrets being divulged from him.

      The craft I saw flew on a straight path like you would expect from an fixed wing aircraft or helicopter, except it was a pair of counter-rotating disks stacked vertically. The disks seemed more like ovals though, as the top disk appeared to shrink slightly in diameter while the bottom disk would increase proportionally, and this motion would alternate about once per second. The craft was a fair distance away, so I saw more of a side view and not much of a bottom view. I watched soon after it appeared crossing the horizon of a nearby mountain until it disappeared behind the horizon of another mountain, for about 40-60 seconds. But it was close enough to see clearly the counter-rotating ovals and to notice the complete absence of any sort of extended fuselage or tail assembly. Soon after seeing it I was puzzled trying to guess where the cockpit on such a craft would be located.

      Maybe in another 30 years the docs on this project might get released. I'd like to know exactly what I saw that afternoon.

    7. Re:Correction by mikael · · Score: 0
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    8. Re:Correction by Sentrion · · Score: 1

      Not a Chinook. I've been going to airshows my whole life, so quite familiar with those. Imagine one set of counter-rotating blades from the second image, only instead of blades it looks more like a double-stacked oval frisbee, with no Chinook body/fuselage. I considered the possibility that it may have been a Chinook seen straight on. That would explain counter rotating objects one on top of the other, but the motion across the sky, right to left from my perspective, was very inconsistent with the typical operation of a Chinook (though technically not impossible). And the conspicuous absence of a Chinook-like fuselage hanging beneath the blades/ovals/whatever-they-were. Even if head-on, the Chinook would still look like it had some sort of cockpit hanging beneath the rotating elements.

    9. Re:Correction by zzzy · · Score: 1

      Copypasta error i guess

    10. Re:Correction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you considered whipping up what you remember in Blender? I'd quite like to see roughly what you saw.

  7. Unmitigated crap by fnj · · Score: 3, Informative

    Title of the article is unmitigated crap. The Avrocar, which was actually built, was a miserable failure which could barely lift off the ground, wallowing dangerously, with very poor control. It was abandoned as absolutely useless.

    Yes, some blue sky dreamer in defense probably did dream up the mach 3 flying saucer, but it was never any closer to reality than any comic book or lurid magazine article.

    1. Re:Unmitigated crap by Deadstick · · Score: 1

      Indeed. Here's a picture of it doing pretty much all it could do:

      http://www.laesieworks.com/ifo/lib/AVRO-pict/avrocar11.jpg

    2. Re:Unmitigated crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, it was abandoned because they couldn't figure out how to mount guns on it.

    3. Re:Unmitigated crap by Baloroth · · Score: 4, Interesting

      They thought the same about flying wing designs in the 1950s. Indeed, they never did get the design to work right at the time. Turns out, the US Air Force did, eventually.

      While the saucer design is a challenge to make work, I'm sure if the Air Force saw some great advantage in it, they would have built it. I'm not sure what the advantage of such a craft would be, though, besides VTOL capability being standard.

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    4. Re:Unmitigated crap by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Interestingly, if control was a problem, then modern electronics / servos and similar technology could probably mitigate those issues successfully. I think a personal flying saucer, even if it didn't hit Mach 3, would be pretty damned cool.

      The Jetsons!

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    5. Re:Unmitigated crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      > They thought the same about flying wing designs in the 1950s. Indeed, they never did get the design to work right at the time.

      Flying wings have been successfully built and flown since the 1930s. The problems with the B-35 and B-49 were inherent in the platform:

      * Conic Instability - in a banked turn the outer wing goes faster than the inner one and gives more lift with increases the bank angle until it flips over and spins. I have seen film of a B-52 doing that.

      * Nodding - The Northrops were designed for bombing and later for photo work. The wing 'nods' due to lack of pitch stability which makes it impossible to aim using a bomb sight, and difficult to get the photos to overlap correctly.

      * Slewing - with no tail the wing does not care whether it is aligned with the flight path or skewed from it by several degrees. Bomb aiming is thus impossible.

      The planes were actually very successful as flying machines (though the propeller gearboxes failed too often), but useless for the missions they were intended for. The B-2 fixed all those issues with computers compensating for the instabilities.

    6. Re:Unmitigated crap by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure what the advantage of such a craft would be, though, besides VTOL capability being standard.

      Let's see...

      2000-3000 MPH? 100,000 foot ceiling? and VTOL?

      Hell, we can't do that now!

    7. Re:Unmitigated crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The craft never was capable of such figures; it was purely speculation. As the GP stated, other than VTOL it had no appreciable merit.

    8. Re:Unmitigated crap by Will.Woodhull · · Score: 1

      Yes. In fact there is nothing less aerodynamic than a dead goose. You can't even throw it as far as you could throw a stone of the same weight.

      But a goose that has all its computer and control functions working properly! Now there you have something that can fly in close formation with other birds at high speed, and even land and take off in formation.

      So, yeah, flying cars can be done. No cause yet to give up on that dream.

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    9. Re:Unmitigated crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They were two different projects! Avrocar was a lot smaller. Look at the other comments here.

      Nice try COINTELPRO!

    10. Re:Unmitigated crap by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      The B-2 fixed all those issues with computers compensating for the instabilities.

      Not just that, but they also use guided bombs now, which also compensate for instabilities.

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  8. Who are they kidding declassified LOL by sunyjim · · Score: 2, Informative

    Worst secret ever, I've seen this 'saucer' before, it's been in books and magazines since the 60s I even saw the video of them trying to hover it, which didn't work very well. This thing never worked properly and never made it past the initial design phase. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avro_Canada_VZ-9_Avrocar http://books.google.ca/books?id=Apaa01aJLIcC&pg=PA26&lpg=PA26&dq=Avrocar&source=bl&ots=Qe24u-CGlp&sig=R44-T1xDEeQGMbUkX8YcVU33Q7A&hl=en&sa=X&ei=nwtzULChIIfFyAG76ICwDA&ved=0CFUQ6AEwCA#v=onepage&q=Avrocar&f=false

    1. Re:Who are they kidding declassified LOL by Sarten-X · · Score: 3, Informative

      I know this is Slashdot, but you really should try reading TFA. The Avrocar was a separate project:

      It’s worth noting that Avro Canada also worked on the VZ-9 Avrocar, though — which is basically the same as Project 1794, but a lot smaller.

      It's okay... I know you had to hurry to get that ninth post...

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    2. Re:Who are they kidding declassified LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They probably wanted some data about this project leaked to the Russians. Let them waste millions before realizing that it doesn't work.

    3. Re:Who are they kidding declassified LOL by vlueboy · · Score: 1

      2 hours after your post and the books link has been blocked due to some view counter limit. This is one of the reasons I distrust Google.
      Thanks for the Avro wikipedia link, though.

  9. Note to self: by slazzy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Invest in buying more shares in tin foil companies.

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  10. or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It worked very well, and R&D continued, resulting in flying saucers that are completely unexplainable by the popular science of today. I wouldn't put it past them.

  11. what was their inspiration? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apparently the model was finished in 1956, so plans for it must have been drafted prior to this. So what was the inspiration for such a non aerodynamic experiment at the time? Roswell perhaps?

    1. Re:what was their inspiration? by omnichad · · Score: 1

      Which would be why they gave it a name of 1794 (anagram of 1947).

  12. So how did this interact with pop culture? by metrometro · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The 1950s were saucer crazy. And apparently the US government was too, at about the same time. So was this leakage from inside the weapons program showing up in Hollywood or were the engineers looking at Ed Wood movies and saying, "Yeah, let's give that a shot"?

    1950: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Flying_Saucer
    1956: crazy USAF saucer design
    1959: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plan_9_from_Outer_Space

    1. Re:So how did this interact with pop culture? by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      You're forgetting the most important one, Forbidden Planet (and Anne Francis, pooh on Natalie Portman....)

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    2. Re:So how did this interact with pop culture? by Floyd-ATC · · Score: 1

      In hindsight it's easy to call it crazy, sure. But what would have been more crazy; trying to design a flying saucer, or simply ignoring the possibility that this /could/ have turned out to be more significant than the jet engine? Some of the craziest ideas in human history actually worked, and changed everything.

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    3. Re:So how did this interact with pop culture? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At the late night double feature picture show?

    4. Re:So how did this interact with pop culture? by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      I thought Forbidden Planet was Leslie Nielson. Still a dish, though.

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    5. Re:So how did this interact with pop culture? by Deadstick · · Score: 1

      The Navy tried to develop an approximately circular airplane, with conventional propulsion, during WW2 -- long before the 1947 incident that added "flying saucer" to the vernacular. Google "Flying Flapjack".

    6. Re:So how did this interact with pop culture? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Leslie Nielsen is not a woman.

    7. Re:So how did this interact with pop culture? by Gilmoure · · Score: 2

      Shhh! And don't call me Shirley.

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    8. Re:So how did this interact with pop culture? by The+Wild+Norseman · · Score: 1

      The Navy tried to develop an approximately circular airplane, with conventional propulsion, during WW2 -- long before the 1947 incident that added "flying saucer" to the vernacular. Google "Flying Flapjack".

      Little known fact: before being invaded during WWII, the French military was working on a top-secret aircraft dubbed "the flying souffle". It was unfortunately too delicate for active warfare and was infamous for its trouble with stable vertical lift.

      On the other hand, it was quite delicious.

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  13. Alien Reverse Engineering? by mbone · · Score: 1

    I wonder if this was an attempt to reverse engineer what the supposed aliens were doing, which didn't produce much usable technology. That is an interesting (if expensive) way to prove or disprove the existence of UFO's.

    1. Re:Alien Reverse Engineering? by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      Failing to make something work is not a feasible way to prove that something doesn't work. It only proves that you are currently incapable of doing it.

      See: Microsoft's repeated attempts to make a smartphone that people actually like.

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    2. Re:Alien Reverse Engineering? by Sentrion · · Score: 3, Informative

      More likely an attempt to reverse engineer experimental craft or designs for such captured by the allies near the end of WWII. Long range guided missiles, line-of-site remote controlled bombs, helicopter gunships, CCTV, the assault rifle, jet fighters and the Uranium used in the Hiroshima and Nagasaki bombs were all conceived, designed, built and with the exception of nuclear weapons, deployed by the Germans. This technology and the scientists who ended up on the western half of the iron curtain were employed to develop America's nuclear deterrent of ICBMs and the space program.

      If Japan had not attacked Pearl Harbor and if Hitler had not attacked Russia, Germany would probably still occupy most of Europe and would have placed a NAZI flag on the moon in 1959.

    3. Re:Alien Reverse Engineering? by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      More likely an attempt to reverse engineer experimental craft or designs for such captured by the allies near the end of WWII. Long range guided missiles, line-of-site remote controlled bombs, helicopter gunships, CCTV, the assault rifle, jet fighters and the Uranium used in the Hiroshima and Nagasaki bombs were all conceived, designed, built and with the exception of nuclear weapons, deployed by the Germans. This technology and the scientists who ended up on the western half of the iron curtain were employed to develop America's nuclear deterrent of ICBMs and the space program.

      If Japan had not attacked Pearl Harbor and if Hitler had not attacked Russia, Germany would probably still occupy most of Europe and would have placed a NAZI flag on the moon in 1959.

      On the assault rifle, if Hitler had his way it would never have been invented at all; thats why it was the MP44; 'MP' for 'machine pistol'. Cos good old Hitler wanted focus on machine pistol development and specifically didn't want machine rifles. For whatever whacky reason.

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    4. Re:Alien Reverse Engineering? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Germany would probably still occupy most of Europe

      In case you are unfamiliar with the Euro Crisis, you should be aware that Germany actually does currently occupy most of Europe :-). Ask the Greeks or Spaniards who is making their rules.

  14. this is a cover up!!! by cod3r_ · · Score: 2

    Obviously they are saying "yah it was us not aliens." NOTHING TO SEE HERE PEOPLE!!!! Obviously there are aliens and obviously they've caught them and have then trapped somewhere in new mexico. And obviously the alien army is on its way to earth to rescue it's POWs. Shit just got real.

    1. Re:this is a cover up!!! by Columcille · · Score: 1

      No, a battleship blew up their communications array so home base doesn't know where the alien pow's are.

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    2. Re:this is a cover up!!! by bobbied · · Score: 1

      There are about 100 movie scripts in that story you are telling. You know that if you see it on the movie screen, it's got to be true!

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    3. Re:this is a cover up!!! by Sentrion · · Score: 1

      It's true. I drove through New Mexico once and saw hundreds of aliens. I'm pretty sure some of them were undocumented and illegal.

  15. Sure, it was the government by Hentes · · Score: 1

    That's what they want you to think!

  16. Truth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The fact that there are no disc-shaped aircraft in the skies today, though, suggests that the USAF's flying saucer efforts probably never got past the prototype stage." ... Or perfected to a point of being un-detectable. Not likely but possible.

    1. Re:Truth by Columcille · · Score: 1

      "Not likely but possible."

      No, very possible, even very likely. The very fact that we don't know about it, that they haven't publicly admitted the existence and regular use of these saucers, is proof of their existence and their effectiveness. Why, just last night aunt Bertha saw one of them things hovering over the local Wal-Mart. It then went to the Piggly Wiggly and some strange creature came out of the store carrying a six pack. The government knows. They just aren't telling you. Which is how you can know that they know.

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    2. Re:Truth by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1, Funny

      It then went to the Piggly Wiggly and some strange creature came out of the store carrying a six pack.

      Strange creatures, indeed.

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    3. Re:Truth by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      Or they're all up on the moon, fighting Space Nazis!

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  17. Inline with official statements for the past 50 yr by DeTech · · Score: 1

    Hasn't the USAF maintained that (some) saucer sitings/crashes have been experiment aircraft? The rest are surely just moonshine and swamp gas.

  18. makes me wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... about the kinds of craft that the military must have still in secret, if you consider that the current speed record is from the SR-71 Blackbird, like almost 40 years ago...

    > [...] The fact that there are no disc-shaped aircraft in the skies today [...]

    *smirks*

    1. Re:makes me wonder... by ledow · · Score: 1

      Why would you want a fast plane nowadays? All it will do is burn fuel and cost so much you'll be afraid to deploy it. There were 32 SR-71's, for example, and 12 were lost in accidents. That's a pretty expensive cost for ... what? To get to the Middle East slightly quicker?

      Blackbird is likely to remain the fastest plane for a long time, like the fastest horse-drawn carriage that ever existed. Nobody's going to splash that amount of cash to go in a circle at great expense when that same money would buy satellite constellations, ICBM's, sacrificial drone aircraft, or any number of other more useful things.

      Speed isn't the only statistic when it comes to military aircraft.

    2. Re:makes me wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      There were 32 SR-71's, for example, and 12 were lost in accidents. That's a pretty expensive cost for ... what? To get to the Middle East slightly quicker?

      SR-71 was a reconnaissance plane, designed to cruise above missile range and faster than missiles, which is why it went so fast. It meant the US could deploy spy planes over China and the Soviet Union (at the time) with impunity - unlike the earlier U-2, which ended up getting shot down once, IIRC.

    3. Re:makes me wonder... by Baloroth · · Score: 2

      No, but it is an important one, if you want to get on-target quickly. The point of the SR-71 was it could get much higher detail than a satellite more reliably and very quickly. Turns out that wasn't as important as the cost (and new missile system made it a bit less practical). There are still plenty of reasons to develop high-speed aircraft, from surveillance to first strike ability, which is why they are doing so, right now, with the X-51.

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    4. Re:makes me wonder... by bobbied · · Score: 1

      >

      Speed isn't the only statistic when it comes to military aircraft.

      That depends on what you intend the aircraft to actually do. You want a fighter? You need sustained turn rate first with as much speed as you can manage from there. You want to intercept oncoming aircraft? You need speed first, range and then turn rate You need to move cargo? You need VSTOL and lifting capacity and decent range but not speed. You want to deliver ordnance in support of ground forces? You better have the ability to lift lots of ordnance and loiter for hours but short field performance will likely win that contract. It's all about the *mission* of the platform.

      As to why we would want a fast aircraft today? How useful would it be to be able to put a sensor or some ordnance on a target anywhere in the world in under an hour? I would think the USAF would pay dearly for that capacity. Add stealth and I'll wager they'd spend lots of money just doing R&D work on the possibility.

      I would say that for most aircraft that the military would be interested in buying these days, speed is going to be pretty important.

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    5. Re:makes me wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would you want a fast plane nowadays? All it will do is burn fuel and cost so much you'll be afraid to deploy it.

      Ask Boeing!

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boeing_X-51

  19. The fact that... by swb · · Score: 4, Interesting

    "The fact that there are no disc-shaped aircraft in the skies today, though, suggests that the USAF's flying saucer efforts probably never got past the prototype stage."

    Or more likely, the fact that it was a huge success led the military to slap top secret over it and any aircraft maker selected to work on it was told of "permanent, irrevocable loss of DoD contracts", "lifetime bans on employment and security clearance", "intrusive FBI investigations and tax audits", "nationalization of defense critical assets" and "extremely likely criminal charges for treason, sedition or aiding the enemy tried in military courts with punishments handed out by military intelligence.."

    1. Re:The fact that... by jxander · · Score: 1

      You forgot to list anal probing.

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    2. Re:The fact that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Implying the DoD has any control over the FBI or IRS

    3. Re:The fact that... by sconeu · · Score: 1

      Nah. That only happened to Cartman.

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    4. Re:The fact that... by Fnord666 · · Score: 1

      You forgot to list anal probing.

      No, it was there. It just wasn't spelled out in detail.

      "intrusive FBI investigations and tax audits"

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    5. Re:The fact that... by jamstar7 · · Score: 1

      You forgot to list anal probing.

      That falls under 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell'.

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      Understanding the scope of the problem is the first step on the path to true panic.
    6. Re:The fact that... by Sentrion · · Score: 1

      The myth of "space aliens" flying the saucers just made it easier to sweep actual sightings under the rug and dismiss the whole Cold War UFO phenomenon as just another wacky conspiracy theory. With such a surveillance craft at your disposal, you could virtually hover for minutes at a time, getting close-in photos or observe operations, and your only risk is that photos of your spy plane would end up on the back cover of The National Inquirer next to Nessie and Goat-Boy.

      Not unreasonable to believe that such craft could be loaned out to FBI and other domestic spy agencies to keep tabs on suspected communists. It was the 1950's, and the Communist next door was the 2nd greatest threat next to Kruschev's nukes. Plans are in place today for police departments to procure their own drones to spy, I mean conduct surveillance, on the urban population.

    7. Re:The fact that... by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      Or, even more likely (especially given the data from known civilian attempts) and as with so many other projects of the era... the damn thing simply didn't work.

    8. Re:The fact that... by khallow · · Score: 1

      > Implying the DoD has any control over the FBI or IRS

      All that is needed is a common entity controlling the three organizations, say like the President of the US and his staff.

    9. Re:The fact that... by metaforest · · Score: 1

      You forgot to list anal probing.

      I believe that would be covered under "... Intrusive FBI probes..."

  20. Yeah whatever by BumpyCarrot · · Score: 1

    OMG you guys. Don't fall for the government smokescreen! [/conspiracy]

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    1. Re:Yeah whatever by Columcille · · Score: 1

      Finally, someone who gets it!

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  21. Re: only blurry and shaky videos exist by drainbramage · · Score: 5, Informative

    Everyone in saucer design knows that the Coanda Effect also causes the outline to appear blurry and shaky.
    It is the first step towards cloaking which was later perfected using techniques developed by Tesla.

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  22. Ziff Davis by jemtallon · · Score: 1

    Great, another Ziff Davis article.

  23. Project "1794" sounds awfully damned familiar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...as in re-arrange those digits and you get 1947, the year of the famous Roswell New Mexico UFO crash.

    Coincidence?

    1. Re:Project "1794" sounds awfully damned familiar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Coincidence?

      yup

    2. Re:Project "1794" sounds awfully damned familiar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1794 is also the year Columbus founded America. Long live Columbus! Hurray for Columbus Day!

    3. Re:Project "1794" sounds awfully damned familiar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this proves that he was flying a saucer

  24. Re:Inline with official statements for the past 50 by Hentes · · Score: 1

    You got it backwards, they claimed saucer sightings to cover up experimental aircraft crashes.

  25. Project 1794?? by Antipater · · Score: 5, Informative
    Oh my god.

    Do you people realize the significance of this? If this Project 1794 was the saucer that crashed 27 miles outside Roswell and was taken to Area 51...1794/(51+27)=

    THE NUMBER TWENTY-THREE!!

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    1. Re:Project 1794?? by Nimey · · Score: 3, Funny

      Ewige Blumenkraft!

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    2. Re:Project 1794?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about Project 1794 = 1947. First number - go forward - skip one = 19. Last number - go backward - skip one 47.

      No conspiracy theory, but I think the US was developing a saucer after getting the Nazi tech (they were working the saucer angle in the 40s). That's probalby what crashed in Roswell (the stories of people who saw it doesn't sound like a balloon, but does sound like advanced-for-47 aircraft aluminum and designs). As far as the alien stories go, what a great way to coverup secret aircraft. One side argues it's aliens. The other that it's ordinary things. Attention is thereby drawn away from advanced aircraft prototypes. And, best of all, the public does the disinformation/cover up for you. The best way to control the public is to let them control themselves.

    3. Re:Project 1794?? by Narnie · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't this be clearer for the slashdot crowd?

      int [] nameProjectFromDate( int [] date ){
      int i = date.length -1
      while( i > 1 ){
                int tmp = date[i];
              date[i--] = date[i];
              date[i] = tmp;
      }
      return date;
      }
      (and yes I should have made it a void method that edited date directly, but you're not paying me to make good code.)

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    4. Re:Project 1794?? by ccguy · · Score: 1

      THE NUMBER TWENTY-THREE!!

      But why stop there where could you also add 2+3 and reach a 5???? No wonder this has been classified this long!!

    5. Re:Project 1794?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So Long and thanks for all the fish!

    6. Re:Project 1794?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what your saying is that Kyle did it?

    7. Re:Project 1794?? by asylumx · · Score: 1

      You win 23 internets.

  26. All because of 1947... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The 1950s were saucer crazy.

    1947 being the year of the famous Roswell flying saucer crash.
    Note that they named this "Project 1794"... just rearranged the digits of 1947.

    Coincidence? I think not.

    1. Re:All because of 1947... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > 1947 being the year of the famous Roswell flying saucer crash.

      Do people still really think it was a flying saucer ? It was a Project Mogul balloon.

    2. Re:All because of 1947... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Roswell barely got any attention at the time. It was only in the 80s that the UFO community decided it was a major event.

  27. Re:Inline with official statements for the past 50 by bobbied · · Score: 1

    you forget: accidents, Lens flare, atmospheric refraction, military training activity, hoaxes and just flat crazy folks with vivid dreams.

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  28. Spike and Suzy: The Martian Ambassadors: 1956 by chthon · · Score: 1

    I presume that these things were not that secret at the time.

    At the end of the story it is revealed that the flying saucer is made by Avro Canada.

    George Adamski's UFO also looks somewhat like this design.

  29. It's the Avrocar, WTF Slashdot? by tekrat · · Score: 0

    Holy crap, Slashdot just fell off the deep end. Seriously, "News for Nerds", but edited by people that have never once watched the Discovery Channel? How the holy frack did this ever make the front page?

    I'm sure some other bright-eyed individual has already mentioned it, but this "secret" project is called the AvroCar, and it's been declassified for at least 3 decades.

    When Discovery Channel used to run a show called "Wings" (the is before there was a Wings Channel, which is now called the Military Channel), and the show was composed entirely of Public Domain file footage, they covered the Avrocar in great detail. It was a saucer that used a jet driven impeller to run the vehicle.

    Its "on-paper" specs were all that you quoted in the summary, but the reality was, it never got more than a few feet off the ground. It was completely impractical and was scrapped.

    Pretty damn sure there's a Wikipedia article, but it's all over the internet in other ways.

    Dear Slashdot, please vet your articles. It would be nice if whoever is running this place were an actual geek. Otherwise we're bound to get news for nerds that sounds like a Billy Mays commercial "Wow, new chemical compound removes even the toughest stains!"

    Meh!

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    1. Re:It's the Avrocar, WTF Slashdot? by MozeeToby · · Score: 1

      Nice rant, really very impressive! However, I think it's worth pointing out that this (top speed of Mach 3 or Mach 4, service ceiling above 100,000 ft, range 1000 miles) is a bit different from the Avrocar (top speed less than 100 mph, service ceiling under 10,000 ft). Your rant is like complaining that the B2 wasn't really secret for decades because everyone knew the Germans were working on a flying wing design in WWII.

      Which brings me to my own rant: I don't see very many flying wings flying through the air either, but obviously the flying wing research did in fact bear fruit. It's entirely possible that the saucer design did work but has been kept secret since for one reason or another. The shape certainly seems to lend itself toward stealth just looking at it, if they ever did make a design that could do Mach 3 while still being stealthy I could see that being kept under wraps for a very long time.

    2. Re:It's the Avrocar, WTF Slashdot? by tekrat · · Score: 1

      I'm afraid reality is a bit more complex than that -- what's more likely is that the larger Flying Saucer was the initial proposal, and then it was scaled down for a prototype; apparently both projects are called Project 1794, so it's likely the Avrocar was the proof of concept for the larger vehicle which obviously was never built since the Avrocar was such a profound disappointment.

      As for "Flying Wings", Jack Northrop built a flying wing bomber for the air force in the 50's Footage of it flying is even used in the classic George Pal "War of the Worlds" feature film where they drop a nuke on the Martians but do no damage. Again, the TV show "Wings" covered it in great detail, it originally used pusher props, and was later converted to jet engines.

      So, flying wings are no big secret, the only advantage the B2 has over the original design is the RAM (Radar Absorbing Material) and that it's fin-less (Jack's design had small vertical stabilizers), and that the engines are embedded to avoid heat-seekers.

      I think the only "airplane" secret that the military has at this point is the Aurora, which should be declassified, since it was obviously retired over a decade ago. I think they experimented with pulse-detonation propulsion, but it wasn't deemed satisfactory.

      Are for the Flying Saucers, remember that the Military was obsessed with the "flying soldier" concept. Millions were spent developing the Hydrogen Peroxide Rocket Belt (Bell), and then later the jet-propelled "platform", and the Avrocar. But what happened was the Military was considerably more pragmatic than most of us were willing to believe, because what they ultimately ended up with was the helicopter. The Bell Huey was the end of the Flying Soldier program.

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    3. Re:It's the Avrocar, WTF Slashdot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jesus.

      If you're going to openly admit to drawing wisdom from the "Discovery Channel" then it seems fairly clear that any idea which isn't stamped with the approval of TV people and various authority figures bearing socially accepted official hats and such aren't going to enter very deeply into your psyche.

      There's a whole lot more going on out there than those who hold reign over the geek standard "Oh, my! What a well behaved young man!" status will ever let on, (or even know about themselves 99% of the time, because they give those jobs to similar tools.)

      Stop being a chump and think outside the box (cage) once in a while.

      This story, like all such releases of official documents, is merely a scrap tossed to the slaves to rip apart and feel clever about with self important rants, (which only ever repeat common bullshit which they first heard in that deep and calming TV documentary voice of "OFFICIAL TRUTH").

      Mission accomplished. You're easily manipulated.

      You want to know something real? Go looking. Maybe find somebody who works in the military deep enough to know a few things beyond your meager knowledge base.

      Knowledge ain't free, and it certainly isn't available on TV.

  30. It's a proposed follow-on to the failed Avrocar by Animats · · Score: 2

    This project is from Avro (A.V. Roe, a respected Canadian aircraft manufacturer in the 1950s) and is clearly a follow-on to the Avrocar. The Avrocar, of course, really was a flying saucer. But it could barely fly.

    The Avrocar was an interesting idea, but presented control problems that couldn't be solved in the 1950s. Like all thrust-based VTOL craft, it was unstable. It turned out to be really unstable at the transition from ground effect to thrust lift. Getting it out of ground effect without crashing was very hard. Forward motion made the stability problem worse. Despite several redesigns, it remained unflyable.

    A design like that probably could be made to work today, with computers, gyros, and control jets fighting to keep the thing stable. Toy-sized quadrotors are widely available now, and they have many of the same stability problems. It's not clear there's any advantage to a disc shape other than coolness, though.

    Bear in mind why this was built. Nobody knew what a supersonic aircraft needed to look like, so lots of things were tried. The opposite extreme from the Avrocar was the X-3 Stilleto, probably the pointiest-nose aircraft ever built. It flew, but couldn't go supersonic. Flying wings were tried - they had stability problems not solveable with 1950s technology. Finally, it was figured out that swept-back wings could be made to behave at both subsonic and supersonic speeds, and that became the standard form for supersonic aircraft.

    1. Re:It's a proposed follow-on to the failed Avrocar by tgd · · Score: 1

      This project is from Avro (A.V. Roe, a respected Canadian aircraft manufacturer in the 1950s) and is clearly a follow-on to the Avrocar. The Avrocar, of course, really was a flying saucer. But it could barely fly.

      You might want to actually read the article before posting on here, given you can't edit your post and everyone who read the article now knows you didn't. (Although interestingly, a moderator clearly didn't either...)

    2. Re:It's a proposed follow-on to the failed Avrocar by adnoid · · Score: 2

      As a pilot myself, after first looking at the Figure 1 I was alarmed at the thought of the pilot sitting in the center of a large combustion gas turbine. I was relieved to see that the designers put some protective buffers filled with fuel between the pilot and the inner annulus of the compressor. What could possibly go wrong?

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    3. Re:It's a proposed follow-on to the failed Avrocar by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      Bear in mind why this was built. Nobody knew what a supersonic aircraft needed to look like, so lots of things were tried. The opposite extreme from the Avrocar was the X-3 Stilleto, probably the pointiest-nose aircraft ever built. It flew, but couldn't go supersonic.

      If you actually read the link you provide - you'll find that it's failure to go supersonic wasn't aerodynamics, it was lack of engine performance.
       

      Flying wings were tried - they had stability problems not solveable with 1950s technology.

      Flying wings were not tried in supersonic flight.
       

      Finally, it was figured out that swept-back wings could be made to behave at both subsonic and supersonic speeds, and that became the standard form for supersonic aircraft.

      Never mind all the straight winged aircraft that behaved just fine in both the subsonic and supersonic regimes...

  31. Generic US pork recipe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Take equal parts of

    Fear
    Ignorance
    Greed
    Enemy du jour about to take over the world

    add in unlimited taxpayer support via the MIC and bake at 'hot air' temperature.

  32. I saw this documentary on Discovery by rossdee · · Score: 1

    Back in the '90s

    It was unstable out of ground effect, and only got a metre or so off the ground
    Theres no way it would have been seen 'in the skies'

    1. Re:I saw this documentary on Discovery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As has been mentioned a number of times, that was the Avrocar, not this. You should read the article before posting.

  33. Roswell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "the USAF's flying saucer efforts probably never got past the prototype stage"

    Finally we know what really happened in Roswell.

  34. those NAZI ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When a friend of mine, ten years before, was writing some articles in a local Greek magazine for this NAZI German prototypes (with pictures, specifications and even the names of the engineers), i was thinking that he was going a litle crazy - well... time to write him an "mea culpa" email !

  35. No flying saucer for you! by jvkjvk · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "The fact that there are no disc-shaped aircraft in the skies today, though, suggests that the USAF's flying saucer efforts probably never got past the prototype stage."

    Not so! It in fact suggests that the Greys filed a cease-and-desist suit with the Galactic Court to stop humans from producing a craft in that shape. They won, and *that* was when the Americans really sat up and started taking notice of Patents.

    Other galactic species are talking behind their back, though, because the Greys sued with a design patent based on "rounded corners" for a flying saucer...

  36. This has been known about for some time by Project12 · · Score: 1

    While the fact that documents have been released that confirm it's existence and potential design is both new and interesting, the fact that Avro was working on a supersonic disc has been known for a while. I remember hearing it for the first time in a documentary about the history of the Avro in regards to the Avrocar and the Arrow if I recall correctly. Google Project Silverbug and you're likely to see some very similar looking design documents.

    A quick Google search spawns this -

    http://www.boomslanger.com/images/silverbug03.jpg

    http://greyfalcon.us/restored/Project%20Silver%20Bug.htm

    While the author has a penchant for Nazi UFOs - a bit of historicity that has since become wild myth - it clearly shows that this was known about for quite a while. Even showing mockups, models, and expected designs. The details of it and how far it came along though, have long since been a matter of debate.

    So...... Don't shit on those saying they've seen this before.

    1. Re:This has been known about for some time by Seeteufel · · Score: 1

      The complete archive of German airforce military research are "lost".

  37. First thing that comes to mind by istartedi · · Score: 1

    The first thing that comes to mind is that a round craft might be good at hypersonic speeds. Instead of one leading edge taking all the heat, all sides would take a fraction of the heat. I wonder if they've run any models with rotating heat shields for re-entry capsules. Of course, anything that has to move like that is always somewhat risky. AFAIK, variable wing geometry for civilian supersonic transports was rejected for this reason. Variable geometry is used on fighters though, so it's not a total non-starter...

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      r.e. your sig: The phrase is "For all intents and purposes", unless of course you're making a pun that I don't get. Former ESL teacher, sorry.

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  38. Use with Warp-Drive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i bet these flying saucers will designs will be quite useful when we begin making those recently discussed warp-bubble-drives. the ufo saucers we have been seeing for decades are not alien...they are from the future.

  39. Where gone now? by slimdave · · Score: 1

    So if they actually built this thing, I suppose that parts might later have been cannibalised for other projects, but isn't the shell of it still around somewhere? does anyone know what the protocol is with these projects when they finish? I'd like to think that it's sitting in someone's barn under a tarp.

  40. Tinfoil Hat Research suggests they *amplify* waves by capn_nemo · · Score: 1
    For the paranoid, tinfoil hat-wearing, or those considering joining the ranks:

    http://berkeley.intel-research.net/arahimi/helmet/

    ~Bottom line: tin foil hats amplify microwave radiation, not block it.

    Just so you know.

  41. the project died when The Alien left by swschrad · · Score: 1

    Alien Horshack left the project for TV.

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  42. Robert Wise had first flying saucer by k6mfw · · Score: 0

    from his movie "The Day The Earth Stood Still" and it seems to me this was the first big film with a flying saucer and ever since then alien spacecraft were all lampshade design with pulse warble engines (that go "woo woo woo..." sound when traveling through the vacuum of space). OK maybe splitting hairs, Wise was the director so maybe not technically "his movie." Brilliant film, I still enjoy watching it. And to think Robert Wise directed a completely different film about 12 years later, The Sound of Music.

    Going back to the USAF flying saucer, I didn't RTFA, reminded me of the Avrocar was designed for VTOL handling and highspeed and high altitude flight. However, designers learned the hard way of aerodynamics (they accidently developed hovercraft technology which is very useful for other vehicle applications). Paul Moller of Moller International and the controversial Moller Skycar he has been working for decades (currently his website http://www.moller.com/ vectors to http://4domfay.mrslove.com/), some years ago he published a paper on fan diameter vs. power. I found this AIAA (I think) in 1980s where he showed mathematical equations describing engine power to liftfan diameter and why the Avrocar was doomed from the start. His equations showed most efficient diameter for vertical flying is helicopter but helicopters require complex control mechanics. Moller's equations also showed Avrocar did not have enough liftfan diameter so no matter how much power they applied, the Avrocar would never get out of ground effect. Disclaimer: I'm regurgitating memories from the 20th century.

    I also remember when he had his Skycar mockup on display for an airshow of sorts at Yolo County airport (also of Skydance Skydiving which I was making some jumps same day). I looked closely at the chips of some of the electronics and noticed they were 74xxx series and not milspec 54xxx, I asked Moller why consumer grade. His reply was for the mockup there is no need and reason why his skycar will sell for only $100,000 and not $100 million is Lockheed has only one customer, the government, which has no interest in maintaining costs. However, this was late 1980s, we're still waiting for the skycar.

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    1. Re:Robert Wise had first flying saucer by k6mfw · · Score: 1

      Papers by Paul Moller (none are what I first read of his comments on Avrocar):

      Base Drag of a Thick Annular Jet
      Paul S. Moller, University of California, Davis, Calif.
      Richard L. Ellioit
      The Boeing Company, Renton, Wash.
      Journal of Aircraft, VOL. 9, NO. 7, July 1972

      Griffith, Mike and Paul Moller Rotary Engine Powered Ducted Fan for Aircraft Applications. ESA Paper 90037

      AIAA 985533 Airborne Personalized Travel Using "Powered Lift Aircraft"
      Paul S. Moller, Moller International

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  43. Link in previous message may contain hostile code by Animats · · Score: 2

    The link mentioned above, to "http://4domfay.mrslove.com/", is to a multi-frame document which tries to load "http://www.etehadiyeamlak.ir/components/com_media/helpers/media/www/index.php", which tries to download a plug-in. Although the domain is in the Iranian ccTLD, it's actually hosted by "webhostbox.net".

  44. Project 1794 - 1947 HOW OBVIOUS IS THAT by cheekyboy · · Score: 1

    50s, god damn 50s!!

    and its 62 years later NOW

    Its no doubt the fucking liars and thieves of trillions of tax dollars HAVE mach6 craft and moon bases on the other side. And secret space force.

    Yeah so much for your dumb ass "Govt cant keep secrets, secret", WTF is this then.

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  45. Difficulties identifying flying objects by mosb1000 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    People's brains are not especially good at identifying objects above the horizon. We typically determine the size and distance of distant objects with visual cues because our stereoscopic vision is limited to close range. For example, we are able to determine the distance of a person because we know (generally) how big a person is. If there's something next to him, we can then know it's size (by comparing it's apparent size to the apparent size of the person) and distance (it's about the same distance as the person). But in the absence of these visual cues, we are unable to determine the size and distance (as well as a host of related factors such as velocity and acceleration) of objects. Moreover, even the color of objects is determined by visual cues, since we color correct images to account for differences in lighting.

    This leads to a lot of difficulty in identifying objects in the sky. Since flying objects are not arranged in a plane, we can't use their position in relation to the horizon to approximate their distance. Nevertheless, we often do. The moon seems to be much larger when it's near the horizon because we assume objects near the horizon are much farther away (the moon also appears larger due to atmospheric distortion, but this effect is minor).

  46. Sad to see mostly jokes in a story like this.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because those joking seem to have missed the obvious from this story. Namely that flying saucer craft using conventional aeronautical propulsion methods simply don't work very well and that includes project 1794 and the avrocar and other iterations. And it's primarily because the saucer shape doesn't lend itself to being able to efficiently move through an atmosphere using propellers or jet engines.

    Using such methods on a saucer are as absurd as putting jet engines on a biplane and wondering why it doesn't work well. Or why every flying car which has primarily consisted of wings being literally stuck to the chassis of a regular car has never worked out.

    One has to respect the shape of the aircraft or transportation and choose the most efficient propulsion method to use with it. So instead of jet engines one should use field propulsion with saucer shaped craft such as that done by Townsend Brown.

  47. Lol by gtcodave · · Score: 0

    With the United States track record or aerospace engineering I literally almost pissed myself laughing at this. We're talking about a nation that bolts a space ship to a B747 because they couldn't foresee the years of #fail with their Hypersonic rocket plane and are giving up.

    I might actually give into I continuance if that gets funding. There's a reason planes use Roles Royce engines and there's a reason they don't have access to Skylon.

    Not that I'm an expert in this field...

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  48. LOL that was classified? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know tonnes of people from my home town who had grandparents at avro models and posters of that were not uncommon

  49. Science for the dumb and gullible by gelfling · · Score: 1

    They didn't invent a new branch of aviation engineering, metallurgy, engine manufacturing, materials science or a radical new way of flight never seen before or since.

    BTW wingnuts the US abandoned intercontinental nuclear tipped supersonic cruise missiles in the early 1960's because it's actually a LOT HARDER to do that that than it is to launch heavy missiles into orbit or fractional orbit.

  50. The fact that there are no disc-shaped aircraft in by frovingslosh · · Score: 1

    The fact that there are no disc-shaped aircraft in the skies today

    What fact? Seems to me that there well could be, since we have further evidence that if anyone were to see one they would just be discredited by a lying government.

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  51. Oh geez by Maury+Markowitz · · Score: 1

    "the supersonic flying saucer would propel itself by rotating an outer disk at very high speed, taking advantage of the Coand effect"

    Ummm, no.

    It propelled itself by forcing air from the central jet engine out through various shutters, using the airflow to effect the flow of the surrounding air. Nothing rotated (sheesh, didn't the author bother to read what he googled?!)

    It didn't work. NACA wind-tunnel experiments showed they had increasing nose-down trim as speeds increased through the subsonic, and it became uncontrollable at any reasonable speed. It was then re-purposed as a helicopter-like aircraft, but was ineffective due to a variety of aerodynamic factors.

    Just read the Wikipedia article.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avro_Canada_VZ-9_Avrocar

  52. Generals pilots and government officials by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is a very good, very detailed book about some of the most compelling UFO sightings, including stuff like the Belgium and Iranian air force dispatching fighter jets to intercept the UFO that were seen visually and tracked on radar. It also covers a bunch of sightings by high ranking military leaders in a multitude of countries including the US. Entire chapters are written first hand by some of the key personnel involved.

    http://ufosontherecord.com/

  53. Re:Link in previous message may contain hostile co by k6mfw · · Score: 1

    oh crap, sorry guys. I saw nothing on my system, in fact it simply came up a blank page. I'll better use my brain next time.

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  54. No, that is NOT their exact words by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 1

    That is one translation. Their words were in an ancient language, and there probably is no EXACT translation.

    1. Re:No, that is NOT their exact words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These chronicles were written in old English - The Anglo-Saxon Chronicles.

      Other events included great sea-floods in 1014AD and 1099AD

      Www.apocalyptic-theories.com/society/millenium/mille3quotes.html

    2. Re:No, that is NOT their exact words by mikael · · Score: 1

      I've seen the 1989 solar storm for myself. That created a glowing green + shape on a point diametrically opposite where the Sun was. Faint green bands of light that filled the entire visible night time for seconds at a time, at intervals of ten-fifteen seconds (These might have been visibly stronger if there wasn't street lighting). From the East coast of Scotland, we actually started hearing Norwegian FM radio stations (with stereo!) from about 2pm - 3pm.

      Seeing crosses or crucifixes hasn't been the first time:
      http://science.slashdot.org/story/12/06/28/1356230/has-a-biochem-undergrad-solved-a-cosmic-radiation-mystery

      Undoubtedly that chronicle report summarizes a years worth of events in a single entry. Weather conditions travel from Western Europe to the UK. So if the Vikings had been hit by bad weather, that weather would have been experienced by the UK three days later.

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  55. Who says? by shaitand · · Score: 1

    "The fact that there are no disc-shaped aircraft in the skies today, though, suggests that"

    That is an unsupported assertion, not a fact.

  56. Confused by shaitand · · Score: 1

    It has never made sense to me that those who are skeptical of other areas are considered sane, rational, and prudent but those who are skeptical of government and government staff are immediately considered nuts. No matter how many times the government is caught in corruption and coverups, most often by their own admission declassified much later anyone suggesting they are currently corrupt and/or engaging in coverups is considered irrational. You can say this was a long time ago, but there is nothing to indicate anything has changed. This is only old news because the government gives itself an unusually long amount of time before it has to declassify information.

    If you don't have anything to hide then what are you afraid of? It seems backwards. The government has to account to us, we are entitled to hide things from it. The reverse is not true. The government has no right to privacy from its people. It seems rational to assume that in all cases where the government does not operate in complete transparency it is probably obscuring things for a reason.

  57. Conservation of angular momentum? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If it rotates a disk at high speed, how does it conserve angular momentum? Are there two contra rotating disks?

  58. Darn kids! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The fact that there are no disc-shaped aircraft in the skies today, though, suggests that the USAF's flying saucer efforts probably never got past the prototype stage."

    Or maybe it's because those aliens are afraid to fly around now that the kids have access to those high-powered lasers and shining them into the cockpits!

  59. Design makes sense actually...feasible? meh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are actually two different designs as far as I can tell from the images provided.

    The first has an annular arrangement of conventional turbine-engines (6 by the looks of it) facing inward at the pilot which act as gas-generators to turn a large squirrel-cage turbine surrounding the cockpit. This turbine subsequently turns a pair of squirrel-cage compressors that drive high-pressure air from upper and lower intakes through ducts in the disk to the "flight control shutters" along the outer circumference.

    The second of the two is far more interesting to me...Since turbine engines are inherently annular/radial these guys appear to have taken a stab at just building a huge disk-shaped turbine engine around a fuel-tank and cockpit. So they took the normal design of a gas-turbine engine and flattened so that the compressor, combustion chamber and turbine are all arranged in a planar-disk rather than an axial shaft. My concern would be gyroscopic forces acting on the turbocompressor disk, which I imagine would be pretty high. Keeping the rotor, stators, vanes etc within tolerances would be a nightmare too. If they got it to work then I imagine it would be capable of pretty high-speed flight (certainly not mach 4) but maybe mach 1-2, which is outstanding for a VTOL. It would also be very unstable, so something like this would only be feasible with today's fly-by-wire technology.

    Just to hammer home what I mean...this is essentially a GE-90 engine squished flat with a little cockpit in the center. cool.

  60. AVRO Canada by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    "Avro Canada, this company started in 1945 as an aircraft plant and became within thirteen years the third-largest company in Canada, one of the largest 100 companies in the world, and directly employing over 50,000."
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avro_Canada

    Doesn't even exist anymore. Rumor is Dan Aykroyd had something to do with it's demise, probably at the behest of the Alien controled US governement.

    The article is probably refering to this:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avro_Canada#Avro_STAT_.28SST.29

    However take a look at this:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Avrocar.gif

    Apparently it couldn't go more than 3ft in the air however...

  61. Real project or old-school honey pot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This could just as easily be just an old piece of counter intelligence work.