New Zealand Turning Hobbits Into Actual Cash
Curseyoukhan writes "With its economy struggling, New Zealand hopes to cash in on 'The Hobbit' by turning it into actual cash. The nation is releasing special commemorative coins depicting characters from J.R.R. Tolkien's beloved book. The coin release coincides with the premiere of the first installment in Peter Jackson's film adaptation of the book. It is also part of a publicity campaign aimed to rebrand the country '100 percent Middle Earth.'"
As they find the ancient coins, they will no doubt believe New Zealand was ruled by Hobbits.
Personally, I'd grind my hobbits into a paste and sell it as health food. I'd make millions!
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Am I the only one whom thought they where grinding up hobbits and smelting them into coins?
One does not simply mint Hobbit coins. We leave that to Frodo Bernanke.
The Marshall Islands and other Micronesian states will be very upset that somebody is horning in on their turf.
New Zealand will have to train their sheep to make aquatic landings now.
is that like turning smurfs into gold? cause remember you need six of em.
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Is this the MPAA? Is this the RIAA? Is this the DMCA? I thought it was the USA!
Why is it called Middle Earth?
Middle of what? Is it a region in the middle of the known world, with Northern, Southern, Eastern and Western Earth on the sides? Middle era? Some aspect of the native's religion, viewing it as the middle ground between their versions of heaven and hell? Because I havn't the faintest idea, and I care not enough to google.
They really missed an opportunity here, they could of minted coins that are meant to appear as if they had come from Smaug's Horde. I'd pay for a coin that was cast to look as if it had come from the lonely mountain.
Maybe I'm just a big nerd but I honestly don't think commemorative character coins are all that interesting. Give me something that is anchored in the story
This is one of the oldest investment scams in the world. Who would be stupid enough to buy these...oh wait...
You have the Early/Ancient Earth then Middle Earth and Late Earth ----this is NOW
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I can already envision the corny TV commercial hawking these things. If they showed the orcs producing the coins like they were churning out weapons in the movies, that would be pure perfection.
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How about a Most Dangerous Game Show? I'd buy that for a Sackville!
The nation is releasing special commemorative coins depicting the actors who played the characters in the movie adaptation of J.R.R. Tolkien's beloved book
FTFY.
An enigma, wrapped in a riddle, shrouded in bacon and cheese
As any long suffering UK ad-watcher will be singing right about now.
Is this like Settlers of Catan, only instead of a sheep port, you have a hobbit port? "I'll get wood for two hobbits," indeed.
That Gargamel was finally successful replacing smurfs with hobbits...
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Will the coins portray characters from the books, Tolkien sketches, Peter Jackson movies, or some other depiction?
Remember folks, visiting New "Middle Earth" Zealand is all fun and games until a Ringwraith shows up in your hotel room.
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I don't want Polynesians or Micronesians ... where are the regular Nesians?
I love you, Sir Troll. No wait, I don't. You suck at it. Fuck you.
Are these official New Zealand currency (typically minted by the Royal Mint in the UK or the Royal Canadian Mint), or commemoratives produced by the New Zealand Mint, a private company which doesn't produce New Zealand's currency?
They're called Amnesians, and they have a hard time remembering.
I don't want Polynesians or Micronesians ... where are the regular Nesians?
They live in a certain Loch in Scotland
. . . turn Hobbits into cash - it is actually a pretty involved process like breeding an army of Uruk-Hai - lots of resources and planning
C&D in 3... 2... 1... unless of course the NZ taxpayer is giving money to those-who-never-did-anything-but-reap-the-rewards-of-their-forefathers-because-the-French-demanded-so-back-in-the-1880s.
The ones that just have face value are only have "collectable" value, yes, but the one that's pure gold could probably be classed as an actual investment.
A Brit gave me a coin (I believe it's legal tender but I don't remember) commemorating Charles and Diane's wedding back in the early eighties, is it worth anything?
Free Martian Whores!
I always knew the All Blacks were created by Saruman at Isengard.
You'd getting 1 oz gold in a $3,695.00 coin. Granted there's numismatic value, but at ( spot price last I checked ) $1767, that's quite a markup.
The difference between truth and fiction is that fiction has to be plausible.
ANY OLD HOBBIT!
ANY OLD HOBBIT!
ANY OLD HOBBIT!
We pay cash for any old hobbit! Go to tradeahobbit.com
Good luck surpassing the success of New Zealand's previous commerative stamp collection: The Large, Dark-Brown Areolae of Xena: Warrior Princess
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I know Gargamel was trying to catch the Smurfs to turn them into gold. But Hobbits?!
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They're going for about 5 GBP on eBay, so don't get your hopes up.
The title had me thinking of a scene out of The Wall, with hobbits on a conveyor belt being dropped into a grinder oozing cash out of it.
Never mixed Pink Floyd with Tolkien before. I usually don't get really creative, screwed up images like that unless I'm dreaming. Thanks, Slashdot!
the consequences of everyone walking around with real gold in their hands. How terrible. If everyone started buying the gold ones with every cent they had, inflation would become a thing of the past..
I'd take that over 'historical interpretation' any day.
History is mainly lies as it is..