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Glow-In-The-Dark Smart Highways Coming To the Netherlands In 2013
An anonymous reader writes "The Netherlands is moving forward with plans to build 'smart' highways that can become more easily visible in the dark or communicate weather conditions to drivers. Work will begin as early as next year. 'Special paint will also be used to paint markers like snowflakes across the road's surface — when temperatures fall to a certain point, these images will become visible, indicating that the surface will likely be slippery. Roosegaarde says this technology has been around for years, on things like baby food — the studio has just up-scaled it. The first few hundred meters of glow in the dark, weather-indicating road will be installed in the province of Brabant in mid-2013, followed by priority induction lanes for electric vehicles, interactive lights that switch on as cars pass and wind-powered lights within the next five years.'"
but cautious corporate officials decided to wait for AOL Netscape's patent on the "blink" tag to expire.
How will drivers see glow in the dark images when there is snow on the roads?
What happens when a really dirty set of tires goes over these markings on the road continuously? If they are not visible, will that lead to more accidents? It seems like a "smarter" thing to do would be to somehow network these highways electronically or using WiFi or something so that you can then use the computer in your car or smartphone to get very localized information about the conditions on the road on which you are driving.
http://xkcd.com/678/
If you'd written "dike" instead of "dyke", maybe your joke would have been amusingly relevant instead of offensive.
High friction surface which requires constant work and they want to paint it in temperature sensitive markings which will get covered in sot and worn down in a heartbeat? Prolonging any and all road maintenance.
Why not just have a sign painted in the same material which does the same job, except you can actually see it a lot easier?
I do like the idea of glow in the dark roads for increased visibility, but not for reading the temperature.
has been around for years, on things like baby food....
And Coors Light beer cans.
interactive lights that switch on as cars pass
That sounds impressively unhelpful and annoying.
Now if the Netherlands would re-relax their laws concerning foreigners purchasing recreational drugs, I could really see a huge spike in tourism next year
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Our roads turn white to signal that it is snowing.
I'm glad there's at least one country on the planet with a clue. Or at least way more than anyplace else.
If you'd written "dike" instead of "dyke", maybe your joke would have been amusingly relevant instead of offensive.
Either way, you still have to stick your finger in 'em.
If you'd written "dike" instead of "dyke", maybe your joke would have been amusingly relevant instead of offensive.
Either way, you still have to stick your finger in 'em.
But then your finger would glow!
If you'd written "dike" instead of "dyke", maybe your joke would have been amusingly relevant instead of offensive.
dyke (plural dykes)
low dry-stone wall
hedge
http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/dyke
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There's a stretch of highway by my place that has these really cool LED lights countersunk into the centre line that I'm sure were marketed as a great way to increase safety. The stretch of highway is a narrow 2 lane non-divided temporary by pass around a construction zone (major interchange being built to no where).
The problem with these fancy LEDs is they are so dim that I actually find myself quite distracted trying to determine if they are in fact glowing. Had they gone with a much lower tech solution of putting countersunk reflectors, my headlights would have gladly lit up the centre line.
Glow in the dark stickers, etc. only work when the surrounding area is really dark, otherwise there just isn't enough contrast.
I hope this tech provides a significant visual contrast or else it will just be a distracting and annoying waste of money.
I'm in my right mind and I have the answer to everything!
Now you know why Google wants self-driving cars. Then you don't have to pay attention to driving. Then they can put ads on the roads!
Now coming to a road near you!
The first few hundred meters of glow in the dark, weather-indicating road will be installed in the province of Brabant in mid-2013
They do realize .. you had to be outside to either get in the car or at least to pull out of the garage, right? Might notice things like "shit it's below freezing" or "shit it's snowy, roads might be slick". Just sayin'.
Like the weather station telling me it is raining right now. Yeah no shit, I can look out the window and I can hear it on the roof.
As an American, I want my country to monopolize this war on common sense. Americans don't look at road markings - that's why their SUVs are always weaving across the double-yellow at least a few times a minute. Everybody doing that makes it easy for drunk drivers to get away with it too. Oh and actually watching traffic conditions and road painting might mean putting down the cellphone we're texting on or the cheeseburger we're eating because we're fat and it's been a while 20 minutes since we last ate a 1000 calorie meal. We have to do this as much as possible because soon self-driving cars will remove the thrill of being a stupid and unnecessary threat to everyone else!
And that's the American Way. It's about time these damned Netherlands people realized they're stealing our anti-intellectual property.
Germany already has glowing lines and signs. The stripes on the major roads are highly reflective, so you need no glowing paint, as long as you have good lights. Some signs are also luminescent, but do not glow as much as it was proposed in the pictures of this design. German car manufacturers have been thinking about inductive charging too. The Electricity in here is expensive, so the proposal with inefficient charging was not welcomed by reality. I believe that the city of Dresden was thinking about inductive charging for trams and buses. Not sure what became of that, but they probably will do it after the state financed university will figure out how to do it cheaper than gasoline, diesel and gas.
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If you'd written "dike" instead of "dyke", maybe your joke would have been amusingly relevant instead of offensive.
If you're really that easily offended .. what the hell are you DOING on the internet?!
What are the "priority induction lanes for electric vehicles"? Do they inductively charge electric vehicles? Are they toll lanes to pay for the electricity?
If you'd written "dike" instead of "dyke", maybe your joke would have been amusingly relevant instead of offensive.
Easily offended types like you already neutered TV, newspapers, radio, and made USA the laughing stock of the world over one breast during a half-time show.
Do you guys ever get together and say "yep, maybe we've done enough damage?" Do you ever say "hey maybe I should control myself and what I choose to expose myself and my family to, man that sure would be easier than trying to censor and guilt-trip-control the whole rest of the world!"
There's baby food which contains an image which gets visible when its surface becomes slippery? WTFBBQ.
You say that like "guilt-trip-control" is a means to an end. It's not.
I'd like some of that here, to reduce light pollution.
I hope they're not going to try to patent this.
Fukushima and Pripyat already have glow in the dark roads!
Thanks. I'll be here all week. Or at least until management kicks me out.....
"City hall" in German is "Rathaus" Kinda explains a few things......
Those socialist hell-holes get all the good stuff.
But we'll have the last laugh when the US becomes one big Foxconn dormitory, because we'll still have our liberty.
You are welcome on my lawn.
So someone invents an alien shape-shifting (OK I exaggerate, color-shifting) technology, and the first use we think of is to put it in babyfood?
time.
Don't be apathetic. Procrastinate!
Speaking as a Kanuck, if you can see the road, then you don't have snow yet. The only thing that helps is a good GPS receiver.
What happens when snow covers them?
In a related story, Wired apparently is still in business.
Trippy dude
Don't all of you know that only in America can advanced products appear or be put into play. Just ask a republican. There is no global warming and there is nothing in Europe that we didn't have in America in 1910. And there are no pretty girls in France either. And they are dirt poor and live in filthy hovels and are all bankrupt due to socialism from things like trying to save lives with safer roads which is clearly an un American Marxist conspiracy.
It's because we see your anger and it is delicious to us. It's always a beautiful sight, the impotent frustration when a privileged ass realizes the world no longer revolves around them. Think about what our troll wrote. 'Dyke', an offensive term for lesbian (or, in a lot of immature spaces, 'any woman to whom I feel entitled but she disagrees'), from a probably-almost-certainly male poster, with overtones of sexual aggression. 'Stick your fingers in them'? Really?
I know in the good old days men could broadcast this kind of casual, misogynistic violence with impunity, but those days are (thankfully) coming to an end.
Reacting to violence is not being "overly sensitive".
In en-GB, the use of dike versus dyke depends on whether you grew up inside what was once Danelaw. For that matter, whether it is a bank or a ditch varies around the country as well, although most of the time it is obvious from context, and it can always mean both together.
Oh fuck off, you oversensitive dyke. Just because you happen to have a vagina, doesn't make you entitled to live in a politically correct dystopia. You are a bald monkey, who will live, die and rot away. Just like the rest of us.
Before you label me as a mysoginistic piece of straight, male scum, just out to denigrate you and tranform you into a sexual object, I have to tell you, you're wrong. I'm a gay, a sissy, a faggot, a fudgepacker, a queer. I'm light on my feet.
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Like, nobody's suggested markers that light up when there are zombies ahead?
Or (good luck with this one), markers that respond to cars passing over them (like the in-pavement triggers for left-turn lights) by lighting up for the next 3 seconds to indicate to the next driver that he's driving too dang close to the car in front of him.
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Oh fuck off, you oversensitive dyke. Just because you happen to have a vagina, doesn't make you entitled to live in a politically correct dystopia. You are a bald monkey, who will live, die and rot away. Just like the rest of us. Before you label me as a mysoginistic piece of straight, male scum, just out to denigrate you and tranform you into a sexual object, I have to tell you, you're wrong. I'm a gay, a sissy, a faggot, a fudgepacker, a queer. I'm light on my feet.
As a heterosexual man, I love you! In a platonic way, that is.
Tired, tired, TIRED of the politically correct bullshit. It's more stupid and offensive than any manufactured perceived "problem" it intends to solve.
"Dyke" is also an alternative spelling of a water control dam or levee. I believe there is a story about a Dutch kid that sticks his finger in a dyke to stop a leak. The original post could easily be taken for a joke about glow in the dark holes to make it easier to stop leaks, or you could take it as some kind of markings for Dutch lesbians angle like you did.
Save your anger for when someone actually does say something offensive. You will get a better response when people don't think you're overly critical about a joke.
I don't have a vagina (but I am not male) and gay men are some of the worst misogynists, in my experience. If you think your ability to participate in toxic culture trumps everyone else's ability to live without fear, maybe you're the one who should fuck off?
For lots of women, trans*, and non-binary people, the world is and always has been a dystopia.