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Romney Campaign Accidentally Launches Transition Web Site

stevegee58 writes "The Mitt Romney presidential campaign accidentally launched a transition website the day after the election. Sporting a 'President Elect' seal and a catchy new tagline ('Smaller, Simpler, Smarter') , the site was up briefly before the gaffe was discovered and the site taken down. Fortunately an alert blogger, Taegan Goddard, found the errant site and published some screen shots."

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  1. Someone didn't get the memo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    That site wasn't supposed to launch until Utah secedes.

    1. Re:Someone didn't get the memo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      That site wasn't supposed to launch until Utah secedes.

      Somehow, I don't think we'll be going to war over that one.

    2. Re:Someone didn't get the memo by Reverand+Dave · · Score: 3, Funny

      He's too liberal for Utah.

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    3. Re:Someone didn't get the memo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Look at the electoral map by county. If all of those red counties unite and choose to secede, they'll control a good chunk of the oil, coal and farmland. Not to mention access to the gulf of Mexico for shipping. That might explain why the "department of homeland security" has been buying all that ammo lately.

    4. Re:Someone didn't get the memo by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 5, Funny

      Syria is Utah's path to the sea!

    5. Re:Someone didn't get the memo by Andy+Prough · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Texas would beg to differ, I'm sure.

    6. Re:Someone didn't get the memo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      So are Arizona and Idaho.

    7. Re:Someone didn't get the memo by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 1

      Yep, we'll kick your asses like we did the last time. Please, please try to secede. It will give us a good excuse to take out the trash.

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    8. Re:Someone didn't get the memo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Texans make jokes about the French, but when the rubber met the road, guess who was tossing down their muskets and begging for mercy from the Union before Sherman or any other general set foot on their soil?

      Just wanted to bring up historical fact to curb bravado.

    9. Re:Someone didn't get the memo by cvtan · · Score: 1

      Maybe he is President-Elect of Utah.

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    10. Re:Someone didn't get the memo by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Truly one of the best posts ever. Brilliant. Absolutely fucking brilliant.

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    11. Re:Someone didn't get the memo by Grayhand · · Score: 1

      That site wasn't supposed to launch until Utah secedes.

      So long as they take the rest of the red states with them I'd vote for it!

    12. Re:Someone didn't get the memo by lister+king+of+smeg · · Score: 1

      and you will run out of food

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    13. Re:Someone didn't get the memo by lister+king+of+smeg · · Score: 1

      Transport ships come up the Columbia river to the port in Lewiston Idaho all of the time

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    14. Re:Someone didn't get the memo by jamstar7 · · Score: 2

      That site wasn't supposed to launch until Utah secedes.

      Somehow, I don't think we'll be going to war over that one.

      Well, we did before, back when it was Deseret...

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    15. Re:Someone didn't get the memo by Brad1138 · · Score: 1

      Hopefully, not very long...

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    16. Re:Someone didn't get the memo by Brad1138 · · Score: 1

      I really wish I got this...

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    17. Re:Someone didn't get the memo by tuck182 · · Score: 1

      Utah can't secede unless it takes Idaho or Arizona with it, because it would be landlocked.

      Just because a state is on the US border doesn't mean it's on the ocean. There are other countries in the world, and it turns out we're next to some of them.

    18. Re:Someone didn't get the memo by Chrisq · · Score: 1

      That site wasn't supposed to launch until Utah secedes.

      Somehow, I don't think we'll be going to war over that one.

      Well, we did before, back when it was Deseret...

      Its less desirable now though

    19. Re:Someone didn't get the memo by Cederic · · Score: 1

      Barges come up the Rhine to Switzerland too, but it's still pretty fucking landlocked.

    20. Re:Someone didn't get the memo by JackieBrown · · Score: 1

      Do you think in today's very public world, we would still go to war if a state seceded?

      I am not advocating either way - although I do have my days where I wish we could.

    21. Re:Someone didn't get the memo by Phreakiture · · Score: 2
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    22. Re:Someone didn't get the memo by crazyjj · · Score: 1

      But without Utah, where will we get our....our....huh....National Parks?

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    23. Re:Someone didn't get the memo by crazyjj · · Score: 3, Informative

      If all of those red counties unite and choose to secede, they'll control a good chunk of the oil, coal and farmland.

      Yeah, that was a large part of the Confederate States of America's reasoning too. "We've got the cotton and farmlands! The yankees will surely fall before us!"

      Guess how that turned out.

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    24. Re:Someone didn't get the memo by thrich81 · · Score: 1

      " good chunk of the oil, coal and farmland" -- which the red county inhabitants will gladly trade away cheaply to get the precursors for their meth labs.

    25. Re:Someone didn't get the memo by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 2

      Its less desirable now though

      ...since nowadays, we *can* actually fly to Mars instead, you mean?

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    26. Re:Someone didn't get the memo by niado · · Score: 1

      Well uh, it wouldn't be called "war" today, it would be called crushing an uprising. Enough power is consolidated in the federal government that any state seceding is not militarily practical in any way.

      The last time it happened was so messy because the states that seceded, while certainly at a military disadvantage, had enough parity with the rest of the union that they couldn't be overrun easily. This is far from the case now.

    27. Re:Someone didn't get the memo by ak3ldama · · Score: 1

      Solid red stater here who tries to vote against the prevailing party line as much as possible to restore a little balance... The things mentioned here are absolutely a road to the bottom. These resources are important and help to aid in the over all build of our nation and as such are important but they are on their own poverty level. Having a strong farming and range land mixture in years like we have had lately can be a strong stabilizing force. The last recession barely hit many parts of the midwest. In the town I live in housing prices were stabilized by a university, a couple bigger businesses that did not need layoffs, and a surrounding farming industry that has been buoyed by good production and prices (this summers drought was not overly harsh on the area.)

      Now we all have lots of guns and (hopefully ammo) but I always joke with people that say such things: "Yes but how many of us own a first aid kit?" Such talk is thus very silly. No one here wants to turn into Syria, but that is one area where Obama is wrong. He said in (the last?) debate that our streets are not a warzone and we thus do not need assault weapons - but sometimes streets do turn into warzones... That said I still preferred Obama over Romney for lots of reasons, just not enough to vote for him over Johnson. In the state of South Dakota I am happy to "throw" away my vote on someone with ideals.

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    28. Re:Someone didn't get the memo by barjam · · Score: 1

      I always took this for granted until I took a close look at the most active bread basket areas along with the 2012/2008 election results. The strong bread basket area actually went blue. Blue counties would be fine for food anyhow. Plus they would have California so they would have the good food not just bread. ;)

    29. Re:Someone didn't get the memo by Glothar · · Score: 1

      Was that a joke?

      I grew up in the Great Plains, a land that votes crushingly Republican on a bi-yearly basis. And yeah, the rich people there voted for Republicans. But the poor people voted for them, too. The major demographics that voted Democrat were the young (18-24... before they finished college and moved to other states) and those with Masters degrees.

      Now, remember that pretty much all of those states exist due to constant government-based welfare in the form of subsidies and infrastructure funds that the states absolutely cannot cover by themselves. In Northern Virginia, when we need to improve a road, we pay higher taxes. When South Dakota needs to improve a road, they whine to the federal government, and everyone else pays for it. And while they do that, they lower their own taxes because... well... taxes suck and they all want to keep their money.

      Thus the irony of the squishy middle of the US. They love to trumpet how important they are and how the rest of the country/world/universe would suffer if they weren't there, but forget that the rest of the country is paying them for everything they produce, and propping them up with federal tax dollars.

      If Iowa ever decided to secede, the proper response would be to treat them like any other country we trade with. Put up tariffs and make them negotiate for trade. Six months later, its population would be wailing about immigrating back to the US to flee the starvation and poverty of an independent Iowa.

    30. Re:Someone didn't get the memo by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      Well uh, it wouldn't be called "war" today, it would be called neutralising an insurgency.

      FTFY

      Oh it's just Americans murdering other Americans. Nothing important.

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    31. Re:Someone didn't get the memo by DirtyLiar · · Score: 1

      it would be called crushing an uprising

      Nope. "Internal Police Action".

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    32. Re:Someone didn't get the memo by niado · · Score: 1

      Haha yes, that wording is probably more appropriate.

  2. oops by russlar · · Score: 2

    He's channeling his inner Rick Perry.

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  3. Icing on the fail cake by sandytaru · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hopefully the Republicans can find a better candidate than a used car salesman next time. And hire a better IT staff.

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    1. Re:Icing on the fail cake by sandytaru · · Score: 2

      Considering how many times they hit me up for money over the campaign (and I tossed in three bucks each time) they got a lot of American cash, too.

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    2. Re:Icing on the fail cake by gatfirls · · Score: 2

      They should probably run a democrat.

    3. Re:Icing on the fail cake by Grayhand · · Score: 1

      Hopefully the Republicans can find a better candidate than a used car salesman next time. And hire a better IT staff.

      They're having trouble figuring out those newfangled punch cards. They hope to get some younger blood in the IT department for the next election, some one under 70 that can mange one of those tape driven jobs!

    4. Re:Icing on the fail cake by Arancaytar · · Score: 1

      All I'm hearing is "waaaaaah"...

    5. Re:Icing on the fail cake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Obozo? Really? You're some fucking libtard commie hippy trying to hide the truth of your liberal agenda.

      It turns out that his REAL name was recently discovered on a North Korean birth certificate that was written in Arabic with ink made from the ashes of holocaust victims and the constitution. It turns out to be Osama Mohammed Chinese-Invasion Terrorist Muslim Nigger bin Laden Mexican Hitler Rapes-Kids Atheist Death-To-America.

      If you didn't hate America so much, God would have told you that already.

    6. Re:Icing on the fail cake by Carewolf · · Score: 2

      They should probably run a democrat.

      Wasn't that what they tried this time, but then asked him to lie about how conservative he was?

    7. Re:Icing on the fail cake by udachny · · Score: 1

      He is a democrat, that's why he lost. He lost back in June when during the RNC convention he basically promised to out-Obama Obama (protect Medicare, protect SS), that was it, he was done.

      Why vote for a Democrat running on the Republican ticket if there is one running on the Democrat ticket?

    8. Re:Icing on the fail cake by Coisiche · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Hopefully the Republicans can find a better candidate than a used car salesman next time. And hire a better IT staff.

      And don't have an agenda that only benefits a shrinking percentage of the population; or at least don't piss off the growing part of the electorate so much.

    9. Re:Icing on the fail cake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Romney never struck me as a used car salesman. He seemed more like the owner of a huge chain of car dealerships. The kind of guy that would shake hands with employees, slap guys on the back for a "Good job, Nameless Sales Drone #27!", look through binders of women to fill secretarial and other positions, and joke with a room full of executives and shareholders that "47% of the employees don't matter because they're replaceable", or chuckle that he'd just fired the head of a dealership because they "Only" took in 20% profit last quarter. In other words, I'd have more respect for the guy if he was a used car salesman.

    10. Re:Icing on the fail cake by mikehilly · · Score: 1

      This comment is why we need a way to rate/track funniest comment of the day/week/month/year! I laughed for about 5 minutes :)

    11. Re:Icing on the fail cake by T.E.D. · · Score: 1

      What a great idea! I think I'll use my handy time-machine and go back to 2000 and create it. Hang on....

      (da da da dat dadadada...)

      ...

      Done. Here it is: Seen on Slash. Enjoy!

      I wonder what else I can do with this time machine? Oh well, back to Slashdot...

    12. Re:Icing on the fail cake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Obozo? Really? You're some fucking libtard commie hippy trying to hide the truth of your liberal agenda.

      It turns out that his REAL name was recently discovered on a North Korean birth certificate that was written in Arabic with ink made from the ashes of holocaust victims and the constitution. It turns out to be Osama Mohammed Chinese-Invasion Terrorist Muslim Nigger bin Laden Mexican Hitler Rapes-Kids Atheist Death-To-America.

      If you didn't hate America so much, God would have told you that already.

      I heard it was written in ink made from ashes of holocaust victims and the blood from aborted babies. I have it on VERY good authority that he is not only an atheist, but a satanist as well and that his secret agenda is sell America to the chinese for a controlling portion of KFC.

    13. Re:Icing on the fail cake by gamanimatron · · Score: 1

      That got modded flamebait? Really??? Hey moderators: WHOOSH!

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  4. Smaller, Simpler, Smarter by joh · · Score: 5, Funny

    Choose any two.

    1. Re:Smaller, Simpler, Smarter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      I chose mine. Obama is smarter. Biden is simpler.

    2. Re:Smaller, Simpler, Smarter by Enry · · Score: 1

      Government is smaller since 2008.

    3. Re:Smaller, Simpler, Smarter by dalias · · Score: 2

      And Romney is smaller...where it counts. :-)

    4. Re:Smaller, Simpler, Smarter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I chose mine. Obama is smarter. Biden is simpler.

      And [insert political hot-button issue here] is smaller! Ho ho! What levity!

    5. Re:Smaller, Simpler, Smarter by AwesomeMcgee · · Score: 4, Funny

      In the votes! Oh!

    6. Re:Smaller, Simpler, Smarter by k6mfw · · Score: 1

      Government is smaller since 2008.

      except guvmint people (including military personnel) replaced by contractors.

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    7. Re:Smaller, Simpler, Smarter by Overzeetop · · Score: 2

      Well, technically, that's Reaganomics - it's how he "shrank" government but increased spending. Obama was handed a 1.3T deficit by the outgoing previous president (GWB signed that budget into law), and ended with a 1.1T deficit. 2013 Projected deficit by OMB is ~700B. That's a lot of scratch, but it's still less red ink than the red party.

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    8. Re:Smaller, Simpler, Smarter by Enry · · Score: 1

      Especially since the red party took a surplus and turned it into a massive deficit.

    9. Re:Smaller, Simpler, Smarter by travbrad · · Score: 1

      Only if it's them doing it. Anything Obama does is automatically wrong.

  5. LOL: I thought you said conceited... by mschaffer · · Score: 1

    Both are appropriate.

  6. Re:LOL by dgatwood · · Score: 4, Funny

    They should hold on to the site, you never know what the final count will be once Florida finishes.

    Yeah. Florida might find another eighty electoral votes somewhere.

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  7. Can we forget about him? by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

    It's over, Johnny. It's over...

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    1. Re:Can we forget about him? by Raenex · · Score: 4, Funny

      Shouldn't Ted Nugent be dead or in prison by now?

    2. Re:Can we forget about him? by Grayhand · · Score: 1

      Shouldn't Ted Nugent be dead or in prison by now?

      I grew up in Michigan, trust me he is, take your pick!

  8. Not a mistake, this was expected. by aurashift · · Score: 5, Funny

    Romney is famous for flip-flopping. Even if someone told him he lost, he thinks he won. And he did. That's the beauty of not taking a stance and not taking NO for an answer. God bless you Romney. God bless us all. (Except the gays)

    1. Re:Not a mistake, this was expected. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Romney is famous for flip-flopping. Even if someone told him he lost, he thinks he won. And he did. That's the beauty of not taking a stance and not taking NO for an answer. God bless you Romney. God bless us all. (Except the gays)

      Are you by chance open for a position as speechwriter in 4 years? There are a lot of openings expected to need filling in the RNC.

    2. Re:Not a mistake, this was expected. by high_rolla · · Score: 2

      Or it was all part of his plan. Maybe, just maybe, if he can convince enough people that he did in fact get elected then it might just maybe come true. And if that doesn't work he can just disappear by putting his hands over his eyes and saying 'Ha! now you can't see me.'

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  9. Haha by mozumder · · Score: 5, Funny

    that's because we liberals can do whatever we want and you conservatives can't!

    ha ha! sucks to be you!

    1. Re:Haha by scot4875 · · Score: 1

      So, because Republicans constrain their choices before they attempt to benefit themselves, they're better?

      Or is it because of how they constrain their choices? (presumably, by using the Bible)

      The former just makes no sense, the latter is called "begging the question".

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  10. Re:LOL by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 3, Informative

    Not Florida, alone, but technically, the Electoral College ballots aren't counted until early in January.

    There is a bit more leeway than one would think, although the results, as they now stand are extremely unlikely to change.

    Most states electors are bound by law if they don't vote the way they have been tasked, however, electors in the following ttates are not bound by Law to cast their vote for a specific candidate:
    ARIZONA ARKANSAS DELAWARE GEORGIA IDAHO ILLINOIS INDIANA IOWA KANSAS KENTUCKY LOUISIANA MINNESOTA MISSOURI NEW HAMPSHIRE NEW JERSEY NEW YORK NORTH DAKOTA PENNSYLVANIA RHODE ISLAND SOUTH DAKOTA TENNESSEE TEXAS UTAH WEST VIRGINIA

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  11. Re:LOL by blade8086 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oh Hi Boss!

    Since I don't give a crap about your campaign, or politics, and this is the only REAL website I've ever done,
    and this site is all I did during your campaign, I thought I'd publish it live for a few hours assuming some news outlets
    would pick it up, so that I could then reference it for future work, and have important media clippings to reference
    as well. Hope you don't mind - and if I do, oh well, what are you going to do, fire me?

    Is probably what I'd say.

  12. Re:LOL by DaHat · · Score: 2

    Takes one to know one... his concession is not binding in any way (just ask Al Gore)... it's simply a respectful thing to do.

    In the unlikely event that a large batch of Obama votes turn up in Virginia, Ohio & Florida as fraudulent and the electoral college swings to him... the presidency is his, concession or not.

    Will any of the above happen? Probably not... but you show your ignorance of the system.

  13. Re:LOL by Andy+Prough · · Score: 1

    Not that Florida would save him - but "un-conceding" is apparently a legal option that Kerry explored in December, 2004, due to voting-machine-fraud allegations from Ohio.

  14. "Fortunately" by Dan+East · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "Fortunately" a blogger captured this? Why exactly is this a fortunate thing? It's not like the site shows Romney doing something wrong, or trying to cover up something. Is there something particularly great about the site design that can benefit us in some way? Perhaps it contains some great scripts that we are now fortunate to have access to?

    Someone made a mistake, and you say it is a "fortunate" that they can now be made fun of because of it. Politics aside, let's simply not act like assholes please. Also, be thankful that your mistakes don't turn into Slashdot stories.

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    1. Re:"Fortunately" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      "Fortunately" a blogger captured this? Why exactly is this a fortunate thing?

      Because it's funny, and we'd like to see it? Not everything related to politics needs to be serious.

      Someone made a mistake, and you say it is a "fortunate" that they can now be made fun of because of it. Politics aside, let's simply not act like assholes please. Also, be thankful that your mistakes don't turn into Slashdot stories.

      Everything that is funny is at somebody's expense. That's not being an asshole. Not having a sense of humor and getting offended by it is being an asshole.

    2. Re:"Fortunately" by Nidi62 · · Score: 1

      Politics aside, let's simply not act like assholes please.

      But isn't that what politics is all about?

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    3. Re:"Fortunately" by artor3 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's fortunate because it's humorous. It's like that time that Biden asked the guy in the wheelchair to stand up and greet the crowd. Momentarily funny, ultimately meaningless.

      It's not like anyone's feelings are getting hurt here. The IT guy who posted it goofed, but no one knows or cares who he is. The posting doesn't reflect on Romney at all, and even if it did, so what? His political career is over regardless, and all he's got left is his piles of money, good health, and loving family. Do you really think he cares if people poke fun at one of staffer's slip-ups?

    4. Re:"Fortunately" by siddesu · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Well, it is, for one thing, providing a very interesting glimpse into the mindset of the people who ran Romney's campaign. I also recall them talking about their transition team in early July. Add to that the famous unprepared Romney speech, and you get quite a diagnosis.

      I personally have a hard time believing they were so detached from reality all the way through the campaign that they'd focus on inessential tasks like selecting a transition team early and preparing this mockup rather than focussing on the platform and their campaign.

      It is really telling how close to lunacy the Republican party leadership is.

      Which is sad, really, as weak competition in politics only further lowers the quality of politicians. Adverse selection in action, so to speak.

    5. Re:"Fortunately" by Grayhand · · Score: 1

      "Fortunately" a blogger captured this? Why exactly is this a fortunate thing? It's not like the site shows Romney doing something wrong, or trying to cover up something. Is there something particularly great about the site design that can benefit us in some way? Perhaps it contains some great scripts that we are now fortunate to have access to?

      Someone made a mistake, and you say it is a "fortunate" that they can now be made fun of because of it. Politics aside, let's simply not act like assholes please. Also, be thankful that your mistakes don't turn into Slashdot stories.

      I'd call it a simple mistake except the guy didn't even bother with speech if he lost. All together it comes off arrogant as hell for such a close race!

    6. Re:"Fortunately" by mister_playboy · · Score: 1

      I would have guessed the "Romentum" stories were just for the rubes and that the actual GOP leaders and Romney's people knew better that the odds were against them.

      But the reactions to their loss put all that in doubt... seems the Party really was eating their own dogfood.

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    7. Re:"Fortunately" by siddesu · · Score: 2

      Yeah, it was math vs. gut feeling this time too, and math won again.

    8. Re:"Fortunately" by nobodyman · · Score: 1

      I'm of two minds. On one hand I think it's "ok" to laugh about this because it is such a trivial thing. I'm guessing the person(s) responsible for doesn't mind terribly much — I mean it's not like s/he has to be worried about being fired.

      But on the the other hand, I think reveling in schadenfreude and antagonizing 49% of voters is a good way for Dems to get screwed in the midterms (again)

    9. Re:"Fortunately" by fm6 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "Fortunately" because it's interesting to see what they planned. And because it says a lot about their mindset that the only contingency they had planned for was victory.

      I've always been fascinated by a document that turned up in Dwight Eisenhower's papers. It was a letter to his superiors taking sole responsibility for the failure of the D-Day invasion! Of course, he never sent it, because the damn thing succeeded, and he got credit for it, which is as it should be. But it says a lot about him that he was ready to face the very real possibility of total failure, at a huge cost.

      Contrast this with the current Republican crowd that always cherry-pick their facts to support what they want to believe. (And I mean you, Carl Rove.) Maybe, just maybe, the stupidity of this is finally going to become apparent, and we can go back to having political arguments that are based on honest differences of opinion instead of Destroy The Enemy at All Costs crap.

    10. Re:"Fortunately" by siddesu · · Score: 1
    11. Re:"Fortunately" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      " Maybe, just maybe, the stupidity of this is finally going to become apparent, and we can go back to having political arguments that are based on honest differences of opinion instead of Destroy The Enemy at All Costs crap.

      Do you really think Romney engaged in "Destroy The Enemy At All Costs"? He had a perfect chance to go after Obama on Benghazi, but chose not to. He could have gone after Obama on Fast & Furious but chose not to. Sure there were other things he attacked Obama on, but he also showed restraint.

      On the other hand Obama had ads claiming Romney caused a woman to die of cancer. There were countless lies about a non-existent "war on women" and of course who can forget Smilin' Joe and his "They're going to put y'all back in chains!" comment? Listen to Obama's own campaign advisers and they'll tell you that their plan was to attack Romney on everything they could -- they couldn't run on Obama's record, so they made the election about small things.

      The people have spoken (some more than once) and Obama won the election. Now the market has spoken, and it looks like the American people lost. The Dow Jones average is way down, multiple layoffs announced, etc. And this is before the 2nd term has even started. We've got over $16T in debt and they want to raise the debt ceiling again. We're headed "Forward" all right, right over the fiscal cliff.

      Sadly, the only thing Obama is any good at is campaigning.

    12. Re:"Fortunately" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It's not like the site shows Romney doing something wrong, or trying to cover up something.

      Oh, I beg to differ!
      Romney actually DID win, the site was reverted by the secret UN army Obama has amassed and stocked with ammunition, delivered of course by black helicopter. So it's fortunate we have saved this proof of the real election, so that it can be framed and hung on the wall of the headquarters of the Patriot Resistance.

    13. Re:"Fortunately" by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      I personally have a hard time believing they were so detached from reality all the way through the campaign that they'd focus on inessential tasks like selecting a transition team early and preparing this mockup rather than focussing on the platform and their campaign.

      Quite the contrary, planning ahead is one of the qualities you want in an elected official.
       
      Nor necessarily were they 'focused' on selecting a team or preparing this website, that's what staff and advisers are for - so that multiple things can be handled in parallel.

    14. Re:"Fortunately" by siddesu · · Score: 1

      What "contrary" are you talking about, and what "planning ahead"? Romney was trailing throughout the campaign, and it was quite obvious that he won't be elected for at least the last 10 days. You want your country to be lead by delusional people like these?

    15. Re:"Fortunately" by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

      "Fortunately" a blogger captured this? Why exactly is this a fortunate thing? It's not like the site shows Romney doing something wrong, or trying to cover up something. Is there something particularly great about the site design that can benefit us in some way? Perhaps it contains some great scripts that we are now fortunate to have access to?

      Someone made a mistake, and you say it is a "fortunate" that they can now be made fun of because of it. Politics aside, let's simply not act like assholes please. Also, be thankful that your mistakes don't turn into Slashdot stories.

      It's funny because it fits in with the Republicans view of the universe - if we say something is true it is true. So, in Repuniverse; ohio is still in play, Obama suppressed the vote, and Mitt is getting inaugurated in Jan.

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    16. Re:"Fortunately" by argStyopa · · Score: 2

      FWIW it would have been pretty incompetent if they DIDN'T have such a site prepared. (shrug)

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    17. Re:"Fortunately" by nine-times · · Score: 3, Funny

      "Fortunately" a blogger captured this? Why exactly is this a fortunate thing?

      Because it's just this kind of gaffe that could cost Romney the election!

    18. Re:"Fortunately" by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Why is it that all the ACs seem to be batshit crazy Republicans? Is this a trend?

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    19. Re:"Fortunately" by gameboyhippo · · Score: 1

      I agree that making fun is of no purpose, but it is interesting to see what the site would look like from a what-if perspective.

    20. Re:"Fortunately" by bondsbw · · Score: 1

      it was quite obvious that he won't be elected for at least the last 10 days

      Well according to Gallup, Romney was leading among registered voters in the third week of October and was tied with Obama as recently as the last week. Romney was leading among likely voters for the entirety of October through November 5. "Obvious", it was not.

      I also recall them talking about their transition team in early July

      So you said his team was planning in July, but then you turn around and claimed it only became obvious in the past few days. What makes this "delusional"?

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    21. Re:"Fortunately" by fm6 · · Score: 1

      "Burn Karma"? I'm one of your left-wing groupthinkers, and I get downmodded all the time. Suggesting that the 2nd amendment isn't sacred is particularly likely to do this.

      What I want to know is: when did rightwingers become such crybabies?

  15. Re:LOL by Raenex · · Score: 1

    In the unlikely event that a large batch of Obama votes turn up in Virginia, Ohio & Florida as fraudulent and the electoral college swings to him... the presidency is his, concession or not.

    Check Cartman's house.

  16. Re:LOL by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 4, Interesting

    In the unlikely event that a large batch of Obama votes turn up in Virginia, Ohio & Florida as fraudulent and the electoral college swings to him... the presidency is his, concession or not.

    That would be the largest legal battle the country has ever seen. Given that Romney's campaign shut down so quickly that staffers found their credit cards had been canceled when they tried to pay for cabs on the way home from campaign headquarters, I kind of doubt he has the machinery in place for that kind of fight.

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  17. Dewey defeats Truman! by derfy · · Score: 1

    Woo!

  18. Re:LOL by PraiseBob · · Score: 2

    You should check your math-
    Ohio is worth 18, Virginia 13, and Florida 29. That totals to 60. Obama is (estimated) to have 332 electoral votes, and Romney has 206.
    Swapping out 60 votes still leaves them at 272 to 266.

  19. Re:LOL by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

    Well, most of the campaign staff is now unemployed, so I'm not sure they care that much. Romney's lucky that's the only thing that went up after the loss...

    http://crooksandliars.com/files/vfs/2012/11/biotch.jpg

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  20. Re:They're going to miss that guy by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Late night comics, I mean. The rest of us, not so much.

    http://crooksandliars.com/files/vfs/2012/11/Election_night.jpg

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  21. Rove did it by QuincyDurant · · Score: 1

    After Romney carried Ohio.

  22. Leave Romney Alone by codepunk · · Score: 1

    Romney and Bain Capital do not have time to worry about a simple presidential loss. Obama won they have to swing into full outsourcing sales mode which will not be very, very easy. You see Romney and Bain did not loose, they won and won big.

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    1. Re:Leave Romney Alone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I suppose you were going for a "Funny" mod. Perhaps you should read up on the outsourcing under Obama. You know, the guy that "saved Detroit"...

      "We need to look no further than General Motors’ own figures to learn that GM outsources almost two thirds of its jobs overseas. Less than one in five GM vehicles are manufactured in the United States.

      To be exact: GM’s December 31, 2011 annual report shows General Motors of North America accounting for 98,000 of the 207,000 GM jobs worldwide. But 12,000 of these jobs are in Canada and 11,500 are in Mexico. Accordingly, GM has 74,500 jobs in the United States and 122,500 abroad, even after Obama’s touted surge in Detroit jobs. Almost two thirds of GM’s jobs are in other countries."

  23. Re:LOL by The+Grim+Reefer · · Score: 2

    In the unlikely event that a large batch of Obama votes turn up in Virginia, Ohio & Florida as fraudulent and the electoral college swings to him... the presidency is his, concession or not.

    That would be the largest legal battle the country has ever seen. Given that Romney's campaign shut down so quickly that staffers found their credit cards had been canceled when they tried to pay for cabs on the way home from campaign headquarters, I kind of doubt he has the machinery in place for that kind of fight.

    Perhaps he's saving that money for the legal fees. ;-)

  24. Re:LOL by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 1

    Perhaps he's saving that money for the legal fees. ;-)

    Hah! Yeah, that must be it.

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  25. Not sure I see the problem. by nobodyman · · Score: 1

    I mean, heck, the Romney campaign is transitioning, right? The only problem is in the details, and Romney doesn't like to get into that sort of stuff until later.

  26. subject by Legion303 · · Score: 1

    Schadenfreudelicious.

  27. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Can somebody please get Morgan Freeman to explain this for me?

  28. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    You think you're being facetious. You think you're joking.

    But you're wrong, they actually are this psychotic: I’ve got egg on my face. I predicted a Romney landslide [325-213] and, instead, we ended up with an Obama squeaker [332-206].

    The modern GOP is what happens when you market bullshit, then fall for it so hard you can't even realize you've fallen for your own BS when it's pointed out to your face.

  29. Screen caps? by LateLurker · · Score: 1

    where are the screen caps? I want to see this.

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  30. Re:LOL by Fred+Ferrigno · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The electors are picked by the state parties. They're die-hard partisans who've drunk more of the campaign kool-aid than anyone. It's not like people who have been working to elect Obama for years are suddenly going to change their minds and vote for Romney or vice versa.

    In the rare instances when electors have switched their votes, it's usually been for someone else in the same party and wouldn't affect the outcome of the election. For instance, there's been speculation that some of the Romney electors might cast votes for Ron Paul, but obviously that wouldn't change Obama's numbers either way.

  31. Re:LOL by aNonnyMouseCowered · · Score: 1

    But what if parasitic aliens (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Body_Snatchers) infect the minds of the electors, or less sci-fi-sh: blackmail them into voting for the other candidate? It's highly unlikely in an election where there's a large gap between the winner and the loser, but what if the difference is down to a vote or two that can easily be offset by doing something funny to a handful of electors?

  32. Re:LOL by rastos1 · · Score: 1
    From that link

    But clearly not the taxi bills belonging to some of those most loyal to Romney. Maybe that's what you get for taking a job with a multi-millionaire ...

    Apparently he did not get rich by writing a lot of checks.

  33. history lessons by harvey+the+nerd · · Score: 1

    "...begging for mercy from the Union before Sherman or any other general set foot on their soil?"
    ???? Uh, small as they might be, the last land battles of the "War of Northern Aggression" were fought in Texas.

    Previously, Galveston had been recaptured from Union forces in Jan 1, 1863 and remained confederate until June 18-19, 1865, "Juneteenth".

    Then the final Union attempt to take Texas in September 1863, a Union invasion fleet with 5000 Federal troops was repulsed at the Battle of Sabine Pass.

    PS. Before you even start, I live way north of New York...

  34. They didn't lose! by biodata · · Score: 1

    They just got smaller smarter simpler votes.

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  35. alternative history by zodwallopp · · Score: 1

    There must be a lot of this kind of 'backup win/lose' sort of publication, someone should be collecting it all for an alternative history museum. It could be filled with never-launched websites, newspapers printed one way or the other, inventions that never happned because someone beat them to the punch a day earlier. The world is full of paths that never get taken but someone thought ahead and was prepared for the opposite.

  36. How to fix the problem: by OutSourcingIsTreason · · Score: 1

    Romney needs to go on an apology tour.

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  37. Onion Becomes Real by pergamon · · Score: 1

    This sounds like an Onion-perpetrated prank to continue their "Romney not giving up just because he lost the election" schtick.

  38. Re:Glad I didn't vote for him by omnichad · · Score: 1

    Here's how it works- government comes up with a "policy" or something that has no effect, but looks like it might do something on the surface. Independently, the job market improves. Result - the government takes credit.

  39. Re:LOL by niado · · Score: 1

    You should check your math- Ohio is worth 18, Virginia 13, and Florida 29. That totals to 60. Obama is (estimated) to have 332 electoral votes, and Romney has 206. Swapping out 60 votes still leaves them at 272 to 266.

    Correct! Any path to the presidency for Romney would have assumed Fla. (which he may still get, but unlikely and moot now), Va., Ohio, and one small battleground - Iowa and NH were generally considered the most likely (or, least unlikely) candidates.

  40. Dewey Defeats Truman by girlinatrainingbra · · Score: 1
    And why is it funny? Someone made a mistake not because they prepared for an option, but because they ran with the option prematurely and incorrectly. Kinda like the Al Haig "I am in charge here!" or the "Dewey Defeats Truman" headline.

    .

    Hell, even Truman made fun of the newspapers for incorrectly predicting his loss to Dewey: "Dewey Defeats Truman" said the headline, and there's a picture of a grinning Truman laughing at the headline! If the president-elect can laugh at a newspaper's premature prognostications, then certainly we can too.

    Even if the only reason that the web-site became live was so that the site-designer could crow to his/her mom(s): "Hey Ma, look what I did! And they didn't even bother doing their part and win even though I did my part to make the website!"

  41. Re: Eisenhower's D-day docs by girlinatrainingbra · · Score: 1

    That's interest to read about Eisenhower. Where is that particular document found? Wasn't he the "The Buck Stops Here" president? That' would make sense. It does say a lot about him that he's willing to own up to and take responsibility for his actions, whether the outcome is good or bad.

  42. Re: Eisenhower's D-day docs by fm6 · · Score: 1

    I don't have source for the Eisenhower doc. If you want to google it, feel free.

    Harry Truman was the one with the "The Buck Stops Here" sign on his desk.