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Fox's Attempt To Block Ad-skipping TV Recorder Autohop Fails

another random user writes that Fox's preliminary attempt to stop Dish Network's Autohop feature has failed in court. "A bid to block a TV service that allows viewers to automatically skip adverts on recorded shows has been rejected. Fox had called for a preliminary injunction on Dish Network's Autohop ahead of a copyright ruling. Broadcasters Fox, Comcast, NBC and CBS have each sued Dish Networks, saying the show recordings are unauthorized. Fox said it would appeal against the ruling. It says Autohop is 'destroying the fundamental underpinnings of the broadcast television ecosystem.' But Dish called the decision not to grant a preliminary injunction a 'victory for common sense.' Its Hopper digital video recorder can record and store prime-time content from the four major networks for up to eight days. And the Autohop feature lets viewers skip advertisements completely — rather than fast-forwarding through them — at the press of a button."

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  1. There's this website by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It lets me find where I can download TV with the ads already skipped, months before it screens in my country.

    1. Re:There's this website by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pretty useful for people in the US west coast too. I can watch it hours before it screens in my region.

    2. Re:There's this website by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hours. At least it's not like being in the rest of the world and having to wait years or months to get a hold of something your friends (globally and locally the ones who pirated it) are talking about/spoiling.

      Sometimes we're lucky enough to get something 'fast tracked' (whatever that means with digital distribution) a mere week or two after it screens.

    3. Re:There's this website by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 2

      You have to go to a website? How quaint. I just have SickBeard sit and watch RSS feeds and grab stuff the second it's available.

      It's pretty much a DVR minus the commercials.

  2. Autohop by stephanruby · · Score: 0

    And the Autohop feature lets viewers skip advertisements completely — rather than fast-forwarding through them — at the press of a button.

    I would prefer if this feature worked without having to press a button.

    In fact, I thought that's what the name implied: "autohop", automatically-hop-commercials.

    Does anyone know? I don't have Dish Network.

    1. Re:Autohop by Huntr · · Score: 5, Informative

      You turn the feature on and all the ads are automatically skipped over.

    2. Re:Autohop by SomePgmr · · Score: 1

      About a billion years ago I had a clunky MythTV box under the TV that did this. It was pretty good at detecting and skipping commercials... though not perfect. Has anyone seen how well this feature works on the Dish hardware?

    3. Re:Autohop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IIRC, it isn't automated. Dish has a human (or several) watch the primetime shows and insert markers around the commercials into the stream after the fact. As such, I don't think the autohop feature is available until a few hours after the primetime shows air. So, it should actually be pretty good, albeit not completely automated.

    4. Re:Autohop by socrplayr813 · · Score: 2

      The last time I used Myth (within a few months I believe), the commercial detection worked flawlessly for the few shows I recorded. My Myth box unfortunately does not handle HD well and doesn't get much use anymore, but it seems to have improved since the box was under the TV a few years ago. If the Myth guys can get it that good, I think there's hope for Dish. (Though if the AC is correct and it's all done by people, it doesn't really matter what I say)

      I'm sure someone will post that Myth sucks and never detects commercials properly, but it worked for me.

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  3. Adapt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or perish.

  4. I remember when... by inode_buddha · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I remember when the cable co (now Time-Warner) came to my town back in the 80's. They said the subscription model would eliminate the need for ads.

    AAahahahahahahahahahaha........

    It reminds me of the insurance companies back then, all led by good God-fearing Republicans.

    "If you pass seatbelt laws, the premiums can go down. If you pass Daytime-running lights the rates may go down. If you have airbags the rates will go *way* down."

    I'm still waiting for the rates to go down.
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    1. Re:I remember when... by MorphOSX · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Rates will go down when the number of things causing accidents does. Texting/distracted driving has gone WAY up, so even if all the features making the insurance rates go down, in theory, are there, then the average cost to all insurers to cover the people that get into wrecks while distracted driving, etc., jack them right back up again, since it all works off of an aggregate pool. So, while income from subscriptions to cable/satellite may ultimately negate the need for commercials, the cost of funding the programing goes up as well, through greed and inflation. So, what cost maybe $1.5m to make in 1990, now costs 10.5+, and considering the amount of stuff on TV that people watch, the sheer enormity of the costs to produce it all would nowhere near be covered by subscription fees alone. that leaves you with the basic other source of funding: advertisements.

    2. Re:I remember when... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Rates will go down when the number of things causing accidents does. Texting/distracted driving has gone WAY up,

      Texting may have gone way up, but distracted driving hasn't. Just that the distraction itself is changing.

      Texting while driving is really dumb, but so is putting on makeup, reading a paper, eating a salad. But dumb people do dumb things
      and not much has changed overall.

    3. Re:I remember when... by sjames · · Score: 3, Insightful

      And those risks 'just happened' to come into existence right as the insurers were about to honor their promise that those new mandates would slash rates across the board. WHAT A SHOCKING COINCIDENCE! Who could EVER have guessed that? Billions to one and yet it happens every single time.

      Or perhaps they might just be liars.

    4. Re:I remember when... by sgt+scrub · · Score: 1

      Ah cable when it came out. It sure was nice with no ads and little shorts to fill in while you wait for a show or movie to start. Then the zipper went down and ....censored

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    5. Re:I remember when... by mysidia · · Score: 1

      "If you pass seatbelt laws, the premiums can go down. If you pass Daytime-running lights the rates may go down. If you have airbags the rates will go *way* down."

      Legislators were persuaded of the need; passed the laws, and then the laws did not have the intended effect of fewer deaths/injuries due to vehicle accidents.

      Anti cell-phone laws won't either. The idiot factor cannot be overcome by passing new laws.

      The idiots have seatbelts now, so they survive to get into more accidents, and people tend to drive less cautiously, because the seatbelt and bags gives them a feeling of comfort; like "No big deal if I crash; the safety features will protect me, and insurance will take care of the cost".

    6. Re:I remember when... by pclminion · · Score: 4, Funny

      Not to mention that most people, when given a method of reducing base risk, will alter their behavior to bring risk back to previous levels. If you give somebody a way to be safer in a car crash, they'll use that "risk capital" to drive faster.

      The crotchety old father of a friend of mine has a suggestion to reduce accident rates: installation of an eight inch metal spike in the center of the steering wheel, pointed at the driver's chest. And no seat belts. Bet you'll drive a bit safer in that configuration.

    7. Re:I remember when... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong WRONG.

      The cost of anything will never go down because the market has already worked out how much you're willing to pay. If the cost of the service to the vendor ever goes down then that's PROFIT. Prices will never go down even if the cost of providing the services reaches zero.

      If the cost reaches zero then the only way to realize that cost reduction is by reimplementing the whole system at reduced cost again...cloning. Of course we have IP law to make sure this doesn't happen and we can keep prices artificially high.

    8. Re:I remember when... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The crotchety old father of a friend of mine has a suggestion to reduce accident rates: installation of an eight inch metal spike in the center of the steering wheel, pointed at the driver's chest. And no seat belts. Bet you'll drive a bit safer in that configuration.

      Nah. I'd let my wife drive.

    9. Re:I remember when... by foniksonik · · Score: 1

      My rates are pretty low. Two cars, two drivers, full comprehensive and theft, $500 deductible, 2007 and 2011. $1150 / year. That's after each have had one no fault accident a few years back.

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    10. Re:I remember when... by jimbirch · · Score: 1

      Get over it Princess. When people stop believing simplistic nonsense the system will stop producing it. But don't hold your breath. Prices are based on loads of factors. Subscription model could eliminate ads but only if people were willing to pay enough to eliminate ads. Turns out they rather pay less and get some ads. Seatbelts reduce injury so reduce premiums. Other things put them up. We don't live in a world where one thing happens at a time and everything else stays in 1990. Everything is changing all the time. When someone throws out a simple explanation don't take it as a promise. It's not a promise, it's just a simple explanation of how something might work in a simplified theoretical universe. Recreational outrage makes us even more stupid than we already are.

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    11. Re:I remember when... by inode_buddha · · Score: 1

      Oh, I'm over it all right. $25 a month was an exhorbitant amount back then. Nowdays its well north of $100. Of course its still not enough - the point is that it never will be. If any given company can take *all* of your income, they would. Meanwhile they shouldn't even bother to *imply* anything. As in, don't insult my intelligence.

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    12. Re:I remember when... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "If you pass seatbelt laws, the premiums can go down. If you pass Daytime-running lights the rates may go down. If you have airbags the rates will go *way* down."

      As an insurance system programmer I can tell you that all those factors do indeed have individual discounts. Not huge discounts, and they vary by state, but a few percent here and there.

      So the rates did go down.

    13. Re:I remember when... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ideally you'd increase the perception of risk without increasing risk itself. With traction control, quiet engines and well noise-insulated cabs you can drive much closer to a car's limits (and the limits are much higher) without feeling like you're going fast.

      You could set the traction control to make the tires chirp a bit earlier (don't know how much performance/safety this would lose), allow more road/engine noise into the passenger compartment, make the seats less comfortable/stable feeling and so on, Even making the cab look/feel like it'd hurt a lot more if you crashed (looser but self-tightening seatbelts?) and so on.

    14. Re:I remember when... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Idiots don't wear seatbelts because freedom. Unfortunately most of them get knocked up before they get their license, so no Darwin award.

    15. Re:I remember when... by Q-Hack! · · Score: 1

      Here in my state, it was the Democrats who passed the seat belt laws, but otherwise correct. Unfortunately, there are nanny state leaders on both sides.

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    16. Re:I remember when... by mallyn · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I can put in my two cents for the rising cost of programs.

      Once upon a time, a film crew took over a neighbour's house (with their permission, of course) to film a TV program.

      I could watch the activity out of my bedroom window.

      This took several days' time to file just on half hour program.

      There were, of course the large number of trucks parked at the scene. Food trucks. Dressing room trucks. Lighting trucks (at least four or five of these and some of them were these giant semis). Even shower trucks. And *many* people.

      What **ASTOUNDED** me was the sheer number of people who looked like they were standing around doing nothing.

      I went downstairs and outside and started asking questions to other neighbours who were watching what was going on. She said that this is usual. Union rules require that each person have a very specific job. An electrician can only connect/disconnect lights. They cannot move anything.

      She also said that it take an average of two or three hours to film just a few seconds of what you see on screen.

      And *all* of the people I saw were paid union wages. Those wages bump up to 2x for each minute over 8 hours per day.

      Folks. That experience taught me that TV shows are not cheap by any means!

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    17. Re:I remember when... by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      I'm still waiting for the rates to go down.

      Several possibilities:

      1) they did, you're just not counting for inflation
      2) improved safety means fewer fatalities and more hospitalization bills
      3) false premise. I'm in NH - no seatbelt laws, very low insurance rates. Mandatory insurance means the insurers can collude to set an artificial pricing floor.

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    18. Re:I remember when... by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      This was modded funny but is entirely true. Some parts of Europe have experimented with removing road markings completely and found that people drive much more cautiously. I seem to recall that when a road in the US was temporarily without any speed limit accidents went down too.

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    19. Re:I remember when... by dywolf · · Score: 1

      If you dont get credits or discounts for having seatbelts or running lights or other safety features...maybe you should do the capitalist thing....and get a better insurance company.

      or you can do the typical /.'er thing and bitch about it while still handing over your money.
      oh and dont forget to blame the republicans for everything, even when its false.

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    20. Re:I remember when... by mcgrew · · Score: 2

      But dumb people do dumb things and not much has changed overall.

      people haven't changed, but cars sure have. Since I started driving they got rid of metal dashes, added seat belts, air bags, antilock brakes, and replaced the old drum brakes with the far more effective disk brakes.

      So the idiot driver is still going to wreck her car, but it will be harder to do and she's more likely to survive the crash.

    21. Re:I remember when... by z4ce · · Score: 1

      The cost of things goes down all the time. Look no further than the computer you are typing on.

      If you adjust for inflation, you have to work to find examples of things that have increased in price.

      If the cost goes down, supply at the previous price goes up (increase profits!). The increase in supply will cause the supply and demand curves to shift, and then you have a lower price.

      Of course, this never works for insurance because humans are programmed for risk. So if you make the car safer, you make the human more risky -- risk homeostasis.

    22. Re:I remember when... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is not just Republicans it also Democrats. Think about it both have had control over all parts of the gon't at some point and time all all they do is pass new laws to make more money for themselves and keep pilling on the debt. Both sides don't care about anything or anyone but them selves. It is all about Who can lie the best and who has the deepest pockets.

    23. Re:I remember when... by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Legislators were persuaded of the need; passed the laws, and then the laws did not have the intended effect of fewer deaths/injuries due to vehicle accidents.

      Incorrect.

    24. Re:I remember when... by Metabolife · · Score: 4, Funny

      We're continually working to improve the quality of our idiots to meet the most demanding of "idiot proof" devices.

    25. Re:I remember when... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So the idiot driver is still going to wreck her car, but it will be harder to do and she's more likely to survive the crash.

      Are you suggesting that women are bad drivers?

    26. Re:I remember when... by srmalloy · · Score: 1

      I am reminded of the line from Rick Cook's The Wizardry Compiled:

      "Applications programming is a race between software engineers, who strive to produce idiot-proof programs, and the universe, which strives to produce bigger idiots. So far the Universe is winning."

    27. Re:I remember when... by idontgno · · Score: 1

      I think engineers can get ahead of the "idiot improvement" curve if they just add 4" spikes to the steering wheel hub and change all dashboard surfaces to reinforced tempered steel.

      "Depend upon it, sir, when a man knows he is to be die in a car crash caused by his own inattention, it concentrates his mind wonderfully."

      -- Samuel Johnson... almost.

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    28. Re:I remember when... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ahh, but if you do that, you can't pull over and ticket people for 'violating what the sign says'. Not only did accidents go down, but so did municipal revenue from traffic tickets, and that is just unacceptable.

      AC

    29. Re:I remember when... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Note: The person you responded to said "deaths/injuries". Deaths are down. Injuries aren't. From a purely financial perspective, *DEATH* is cheap. It's the injuries which are expensive.

      As for the daytime running lights, statistics showed a strong negative correlation between accident rates and drivers who kept their lights on even during the day (fewer accidents caused by or involving people with their lights on during the day). Unfortunately, the correlation didn't have to do with the lights being on. It had to do with the fact that careful drivers, as a group, were significantly more likely to have their lights on during the day. That one is actually a perfect example of the law not having the intended effect. It's also a good example of correlation not equaling causation.

    30. Re:I remember when... by nukenerd · · Score: 1

      The cost of things goes down all the time.... If you adjust for inflation, you have to work to find examples of things that have increased in price.

      Yes, some things have become spectacularly cheap but they tend to be things, especially high tech things, that can be manufactured by slaves^H^H^H^H^H^H workers in China or India in exchange for a handful of rice. How the hell else does anybody make a keyboard for under 5 GBP [Ref Amazon for examples]?

      But there are plenty of things that have risen spectacularly in real terms in the UK anyway. Examples are obvious here :- Any basic materials such as timber, paint and metal; low tech components such as screws; land; housing; furniture; the better sorts of food; car spares. I won't go on.

      Basically, there is an increasing world population competing for diminishing raw materials. The many hands (involving people like Chinese with lower expectations - FTTB!!!!) mean that making things gets cheaper but the stuff it is made from gets dearer. This will get worse as time goes on, especially as the expectations of those Chinese, Indians and whoever else rise. Note that high tech stuff tends not to involve much material which is why it can be so cheap, unlike furniture for example.

      Furniture is interesting. I have some old stuff I have broken up to supply myself for woodwork. Furniture from before about the 1950's might look old fashioned but I find it was of vastly superior quality to today's stuff. Such as solid hardwood timber drawer bottoms (not even plywood , let alone chipboard). My working class parents and their parents bought this stuff, but to buy such well-made stuff today would cost vastly more than 95% of the population could afford or want to, even if they could find it.

    31. Re:I remember when... by nukenerd · · Score: 1

      A friend of mine saw a similar filming at a yacht harbour while he was painting his boat.

      The film team of about 30 people arrived at about 11am. They spent about an hour flaffing around setting things up. Or some of them did while the others watched. Then at midday they opened a van that had been closed until then and out came camp chairs, tables, and a dozen hampers of the most luxurious picnic he had ever seen - white table cloths, silver cutlery, bottles of wine and what looked like salads with smoked salmon, rollmop herrings etc. Lunch took until about 2.30. Then they did some filming for a couple of hours.

      The buzz was that it was for a TV series, and he went out of his way to watch the relevant episode a few months later, wondering if he would see himself and his boat in the background. What there was of the harbour scene was a two second fast sweeping view of the harbour followed by about 30 seconds of talking heads with the background de-focussed.

  5. Fox...turning on the Free Market. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

    What a surprise.

    I knew there love affair wasn't going to last very long.

  6. They don't like autohop? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Well i wonder how pissed they are that i don't even watch network tv anymore.. BECAUSE THEY ARE CHOCK FULL OF FUCKING ADS! I really can't stand it anymore. It's gotten so bad over the last decade. Any given show is now at least 40% ads. Maybe even more now with product placement and other scumbag ideas.

    The world has too many ads. Period. And i'm not gonna join in anymore. Actually i even tend to avoid any products or stores that advertise often. Or annoyingly.

    Advertisers ruin every thing they have ever touched. TV, Radio, Internet, Phone, Magazines, Even the real world driving down the road you are blasted with ads every 50 feet.

    You make the world a worse place. I despise you all.

    1. Re:They don't like autohop? by mark-t · · Score: 2, Informative
      I've timed the ads before. A show that uses up an hour time slot will use between 10 and 15 minutes for ads.

      It's substantial, but it's not 40%.

    2. Re:They don't like autohop? by Formalin · · Score: 2

      It used to be generally 22/8 for a half hour slot (27%), in Canada at least. There was a comedy show with 22 minutes in the name, related to that.

      It always seemed to me that American channels had more advertising, but maybe it was just more unbearable that it felt longer. Goddamn lawyer ads, loans, no credit this and that, factory outlet, and so on.

      I seem to think tv-rips were/are still 20(40)+ minutes, and they fit in half (full)hour slots...

    3. Re:They don't like autohop? by TexVex · · Score: 1

      My rule of thumb is to allocate 40 minutes to watch 1 hour of TV. The 20-minute difference is the duration of the advertisements less the time it takes to skip them.It works pretty well.

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    4. Re:They don't like autohop? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's what I call finely honed time management skills.

    5. Re:They don't like autohop? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah i don't think its 15 minutes.
      In the usa an hour long show will be a 38-40 minute show when i torrent it.
      A half hour show will be 20-22 minutes.

      20/10 and 40/20. Thats some bs.

      And you're not counting all the overlays and network logos and tickers and scrolling ads for other shows while you watch any one show.

      Either its better wherever you are. Or you're full of shit.

    6. Re:They don't like autohop? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you really want to see the difference in the amount of time, you should watch older or nostalgic shows you know well. For example, episodes of TOS and TNG commonly have parts cut out. It is usually slightly shortening of scenes by cutting out linger (so instead of dialog followed by 2 seconds of walking out of shot, it becomes dialog and .5 second of walking out of the shot) or the similar thing on the other side by clipping the stuff before dialog in a scene. Also, they cut out the credit scroll at the end and on occasion at the beginning or replace fades with quick cuts. And that is the stuff I only notice because I have many of those memorized. They do more obvious stuff too, like cutting out whole scenes (an example off the top of my head is when they assimilate Picard and he has a single tear). As an aside, The Best of Both Worlds, Part I is not nearly as effective when edited to take all the atmosphere awa because they cut to quickly to have that sense of dread build in.

    7. Re:They don't like autohop? by antdude · · Score: 1

      Why are you on /.? /. has ads too even in their stories! :P

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    8. Re:They don't like autohop? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      /. has ads in the comments

      MS and Apple are all over this place.

    9. Re:They don't like autohop? by toejam13 · · Score: 2

      At this point, I consider broadcast television to be a waste of my time. Roughly 25-30% of any given program is dedicated to advertisement. For a 30 minute show, this doesn't leave enough running time to have much depth in the story. You really need the full hour to do much. Even with hour-plus shows, the commercial blocks are now so long that you lose the suspense and drama that builds up, so why bother?

      Also, the ads usually have little relevance for me. The majority of ads I see on television these days are targeted at seniors. That says a lot about the demographics of the people who are still left watching ads.

      So I stopped watching most of the 30 minute shows and now resort to my DVR, Netflix, RedBox and other sources for the remaining content. Hulu really isn't one of them anymore now that they increased their ad count and refuse to make Hulu+ ad free.

      My hope is that commercial supported television dies and is replaced by pay-per-view or subscription models. The technology is there, but media companies have huge ownership stakes in cable companies and are resistant to such change. Also, seniors living on fixed incomes consume a huge amount of television and would resist any change because they often have have little disposable income.

      Were such a shift to occur, a bright spot would be the return of smarter content. Remember that advertisers dislike shows that draw in intelligent viewers because said viewers have better critical analysis skills and therefore are less swayed by commercials. Nix the ads and that barrier goes away.

    10. Re:They don't like autohop? by GNious · · Score: 0

      1-hour shows in the US are generally ~44 minutes when the ad-blocks are removed.

    11. Re:They don't like autohop? by helix2301 · · Score: 1

      I let my DVR box get about 20 minute head start on show just so I can skip the ads.

    12. Re:They don't like autohop? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Corporations buy politicians. Politicians make laws. You are now against the law. Prepare to be imprisoned, citizen, for not watching ads AND the crime of complaining about ads.

    13. Re:They don't like autohop? by Quirkz · · Score: 1

      I notice this when I pull out DVDs of early Simpsons episodes. The first few seasons were created for slightly longer time slots than they use now. In every episode I'll catch a joke or three which was cut out to make things fit on the reruns in the short time slot. After a couple of decades of reruns where I've learned the edited version by heart, seeing that additional material is always a shock.

    14. Re:They don't like autohop? by Kurrel · · Score: 1

      You can see it with any re-runs. I know one channel, WGN, that airs Futurama episodes and always has three or four entire scenes missing, plus several more punchlines edited out. I also suspect that hour prime-time shows have recently added another short commercial break in the final five/ten minutes of show.

    15. Re:They don't like autohop? by kryliss · · Score: 1

      What really pisses me off is not only the ads but when the station has those annoying ads pop up on the bottom of the screen during the show. Especially when the ad is 1/3 the size of the screen.

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    16. Re:They don't like autohop? by PTBarnum · · Score: 1

      Not watching TV is theft, and you should be ashamed of yourself. You wouldn't not drive a car, would you?

  7. You will get what you pay for... by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This just means "free" programming will become even more unwatchable.

    I rarely watch live broadcast TV, and the other day I saw a show that had crap all over the screen - network bug in one corner, what I guess is a "twitter hashtag" in another corner - random "tweets" popping up... if not that then a crawl on the screen advertising when some OTHER show will come on, etc. etc. Let alone the full-on commercials.

    As everyone uses a recorder and skips ads, the networks will have no choice but to embed ads into the content even deeper, if that is possible.

    Even for "free" I don't want it. I, like others, am "this close" to canceling the tv portion of my cable bill altogether.

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    1. Re:You will get what you pay for... by fustakrakich · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's not free when you have to pay to receive the 'broadcast'. If they want me to watch the ads, first they'll have to cover my subscription costs, and then they'll have to make the ads worth viewing. And also, the Betamax ruling says we are allowed to record shows for later viewing.

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    2. Re:You will get what you pay for... by Formalin · · Score: 2

      Soon they will have the TV split into a nine part grid, with the show in the centre, and ads running constantly on the other 8 equal sized portions of the screen.

      And they'll still have ads on the 'show' portion of the screen half the time.

      Then you'll need to get a projector to get the show back to the size it is now.

      More and more... whenever I see the internet bareback, or watch TV, or hear commercial radio broadcasts... I'm shocked by how excessive and incessant the advertising is. I don't remember it being quite that bad when I quit watching live TV / started using adblock / only listen to the public radio station.

    3. Re:You will get what you pay for... by mister_playboy · · Score: 1

      Soon they will have the TV split into a nine part grid, with the show in the centre, and ads running constantly on the other 8 equal sized portions of the screen.

      And they'll still have ads on the 'show' portion of the screen half the time.

      That's what the TV shown in Idiocracy looked like as I recall...

      It was ten years ago that I decided to "opt out" of TV, and I've never regretted it.

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    4. Re:You will get what you pay for... by mysidia · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And also, the Betamax ruling says we are allowed to record shows for later viewing.

      That was before DRM, the DMCA, Macrovision technology, and the broadcast flag.

      Content providers can prevent recording and manipulation of their content, by encrypting it, and leveraging contractual relationships with cable and sat companies to require content by delivered DRM protected to certain hardware that meets certain security requirements such as HDCP and doesn't have specific capabilities (such as analog content export, and commercial skip).

    5. Re:You will get what you pay for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Adult Swim, timeshared with sister network Cartoon Network (if I'm not mistaken), does it quite well. It's just that Adult Swim logo bug on the screen. However, just once, did I see them do a countdown timer for another show, and that was brief during one episode of Bleach. I'm not too happy about that, but overall, Adult Swim tends to have a clean interface.

      Oh, I forgot, there's the TV rating and closed caption symbol at the beginning, which I don't really count. Although, they could put that before the episode if they really wanted to do so.

      I'd like to see that our cable subscriptions help pay for the networks so they don't have to be so reliant on commercials. But with that said, I mean without the greed behind it. What if we reach the situation where everyone digitally records ("DVRing") shows to watch with ad skipping (30 second skips)? Sure. we do notice some ads when skipping, except for the few of us who get so good at it none of them show.

      Broadcast shows tend to have like 3 or 4 commercial breaks, so why not try something different? Shorten each break to about 20 seconds of commercials, so skipping becomes near pointless. Put the bulk of commercials after the show has ended. Commercials should really be the frosting on the cake, not the bread and butter for the network.

    6. Re:You will get what you pay for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Fine.

      At this point, I really don't care what all they demand. Its already off my radar.

      If they want to ship me whatever it is that they demand I have in order to see their transmissions, fine - if its small enough and isn't too much of a hassle, I might even connect it instead of throwing it in the trash can along with all the other unsolicited crap I get in the mail.

      I believe the networks have a completely different problem than they think they have. I believe the real problem is how to get people who have meaningful lives and work for a living to give them an audience. By pestering their potential customers with irritating ads and requirements for compliance, many customers are finding other things to do - and it no longer involves them.

      I gave up going to the theater years ago, as I felt like such a fool paying for way overpriced popcorn while having ads peppering me from a screen I had paid hard cash for. If they intended to pepper me with ads at the theater, they could at least pay for my snacks.

      No, I no longer know what the fashion trends are, what the latest thing to have is, I do not know much about the rockstar of the day is, and I really don't care much about it anymore. As far as I am concerned, I get more enjoyment tinkering with my arduinos and refrigeration systems, hoping one day to move to the "middle of nowhere" and enjoy the scenery of the desert and watch the wildlife.

      I am tired of doing stuff I hate doing to get money to buy crap I am told to buy or be told people will think I am a backwards idiot.

      Ok... I am a backwards idiot. I could care less about that fancy toy I have absolutely no use for. I'd rather have the time God gave me and enjoy watching the river flow and the animals grazing.

      Just keep those ad-men in their buildings with their microphones, cameras, and endless streams of boring audiovisual fecal matter. I no longer get my emotional sustenance from their sewer. I am not plugged in. Hell, even Slashdot gets three orders of magnitude more of my attention than you do. Face it, you succeeded in doing what you were paid to do - annoy people like me so much that we no longer even attempt to view your proprietary content, just as I would not attempt to make a meal of something that came out the back end of a dog.

  8. Screw 'em all. by JustNiz · · Score: 3

    It boggles my mind why everyone on a geek website buys products like this rather than just get an old PC, a TV tuner card and install Linux+mythTV on it.

    I get to record and keep whatever I like for as long as I like and it auto-skips commercials too. Plus I can pipe tv all over the house over my home network. Best of all I own the box, can install what the hell I like on it, and the software is free.

    1. Re:Screw 'em all. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the people who are lucky if they get one digital ota station? What good is the tuner card for them? (Such as myself). I have the hopper setup, and I also have an older spare pc with lubuntu installed running plex media server and twonky. This allows me to stream to my roku, but also utilize the whole home media option in the dish devices which *also* stream my MKV videos... which I ripped all of our dvds too (and have other movies/shows on there as well)

      Overall, the dish hopper setup smokes what directv and Comcast offer in terms of "openness"... need more dvr space? Plug an external drive into one of the usb ports or the esata port. Want to watch your shows while you're away from home? Plug in the sling adaptor... you can now watch live stuff or stuff you dvr'ed.

      It's a shame the Comcast setup at the in laws next door has Ethernet and usb ports but they don't do crap, and you cant even watch dvr'ed stuff in another room (yet anyhow.. my friend who works for a local company that develops software for embedded use told me they're working on stuff for Comcast that will enable those type features but doesn't know when Comcast will finally release the software update or new equipment)

    2. Re:Screw 'em all. by JDG1980 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      It boggles my mind why everyone on a geek website buys products like this rather than just get an old PC, a TV tuner card and install Linux+mythTV on it.

      Linux+MythTV won't be a viable PVR option for many users until CableCard is cracked (or unless the FCC actually forces the cable companies to be platform agnostic, which seems very unlikely). OTA TV isn't good enough unless you want to be very limited in the shows you can watch.

    3. Re:Screw 'em all. by triffid_98 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I realize it gets no geek cred, but Windows Media Center works just fine with CableCard. It also doesn't require you to pay subscription fees for TV listings like MythTV does.

      Oh and also integration with both Netflix and XBMC, I really want to like MythTV. It does a lot of things well but it can't do everything I need it to.

    4. Re:Screw 'em all. by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 1

      my ota myth setup gets PBS and maybe 2 other stations that -sometimes- have watchable content.

      when pbs is good, its great. when its bad, its just boring, but not crass.

      can't stand the other channels. stopped getting sat tv over 5 years ago. cable stopped long before that.

      if tv sucks, then I end up watching less tv! that's really a good side-effect. it is! spend the balance online, where its at least active and not passive (tv really is too passive).

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    5. Re:Screw 'em all. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is there a Netflix of pr0n that would work with this setup? Watch on TV, pipe to any TV or PC in the house, and record during off hours? Download from websites, etc. automatically at night instead of using flash downloader, etc.? How about an open source pr0n DVR? No torrents, just legal stuff.

    6. Re:Screw 'em all. by antdude · · Score: 1

      Not everyone can get OTA too because of their locations. My parents' home is blocked by a giant hill/mountain. :(

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    7. Re:Screw 'em all. by Alex+Belits · · Score: 1

      HDFury + HD-PVR.
      It won't go beyond 1080i, but MythTV/VDPAU deinterlacing turns 1080i into something perfectly watchable while keeping disk usage low.

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    8. Re:Screw 'em all. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Overall, the dish hopper setup smokes what directv and Comcast offer in terms of "openness"... need more dvr space? Plug an external drive into one of the usb ports or the esata port. Want to watch your shows while you're away from home? Plug in the sling adaptor... you can now watch live stuff or stuff you dvr'ed.

      My DTV DVR will use an external hard drive. It won't sling content, but I don't want to do that anyway.

    9. Re:Screw 'em all. by JustNiz · · Score: 1

      It seems several people here mistakenly think MythTV can only do OTA, which is not true.
      I use mine exclusively with cable. My TV card is a Hauppauge WinTV-HVR-2200, (it can record 2 channels concurrently, supports both analog and digital). I go straight off the cable (both the card and MythTV support QAM) but there are also many ways you can get MythTV to control and take an input from a cable box too. MythTV also supports several cable card tuners.
       

    10. Re:Screw 'em all. by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

      IIRC this product only works on broadcast TV stations, the ones you can receive anyway using rabbit ears. Well, not literally, I mean using a regular antenna, actually chopping off the ears of a rabbit and gluing them to your TV is cruel, disgusting, and isn't going to let you receive any new channels you wouldn't be able to anyway - except perhaps one or two UHF channels of the type where if you stand on one side of the room the signal kinda comes in, but move two feet to the left and then it doesn't.

      Anyway, that's the deal, which makes sense because if it was any of the satellite-only channels then the operators of those channels would refuse to license their content to Dish, or maybe ask for more in subscription money, somethhing like that.

      So, yeah, Myth with a cheap ATSC card can be used to do something similar. Although I've used the Myth commercial skipping feature and quite honestly it's not all it's cracked up to be, can be a PITA if it skips an "ad" that isn't an ad as it's difficult to get that part of the boradcast to play. Also the UI sucks, but you already knew that. "By Programmers for Programmers" is the motto, but I'm a programmer and I don't want to use it.

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    11. Re:Screw 'em all. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      torrents.eu

    12. Re:Screw 'em all. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It boggles my mind why everyone on a geek website buys products like this rather than just get an old PC, a TV tuner card and install Linux+mythTV on it.

      Maybe in your life, that's the most pleasurable thing you can find to do with your time, but it isn't even on my list of pleasures.

    13. Re:Screw 'em all. by evilviper · · Score: 1

      OTA TV isn't good enough unless you want to be very limited in the shows you can watch.

      It's quite the opposite, actually. Basic cable has very, very few original shows that are anything more than reality-TV filler. The overwhelming majority of what they broadcast is syndicated shows that originally aired on the broadcast networks. And the few original shows on basic cable... are usually available for free on Hulu.

      And with the transition to digital, the channel count has EXPLODED. NBC broadcasting Universal Sports in a subchannel. Subchannels like MeTV, ThisTV, AntennaTV, etc, broadcasting classic old movies and TV shows, along with some more contemporary programming, which is quite a bit better than found on the basic cable channels which do the same.

      Public broadcasters are making even better use of their subchannel capability... A subchannel with all their programming on a different schedule... MHz Networks showing English-language news programs from numerous countries around the world, from Taiwan to Russia to Al Jazeera English, vastly better than CNN all-around, and commercial-free.

      At the same time quality is going to hell on cable while providers keep raising your prices, broadcast HDTV is transforming and improving significantly, and all for the one-time cost of an antenna.

      And don't get me started on HBO/Showtime/Cinemax... It's mostly crap old movies around the clock to fill all the airtime they don't know what to do with... and anything decent they produce you can get with a Netflix subscription, just a bit later.

      If you want to keep paying upwards of $70/mo., be my guest, but your attempt to rationalize it is ridiculous, and clearly most people would be extremely well served with an antenna and a DVR... It's certainly easy to get more high quality original content than you'll have the time to watch.

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    14. Re:Screw 'em all. by JustNiz · · Score: 1

      >> IIRC this product only works on broadcast TV stations,

      Nope totally wrong. I use mine with cable, dont even own an antenna.

    15. Re:Screw 'em all. by JustNiz · · Score: 1

      Assuming you mean Schedules Direct, the TV listings cost a measly $25 per year.
      Also, you can get several cable card tuners that work with MythTV, such as HDHomerun.
      I save way more than that (and feel better too) by avoiding buying Microsoft products in the first place.

    16. Re:Screw 'em all. by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

      I'm wrong that this device by a satellite operator only, as advertised, fast forwards through ads on the broadcast stations because you don't own an antenna? Oh, and you use it with your cable service?

      I think you missed something somewhere, or else have really, really, badly worded your correction.

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  9. Internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Reading over some of the comments made me think and laugh a bit. A lot of the people I know, including myself, only really watch television because of Netflix. Even television torrenting has gone down a lot for me in the last couple of years. With things to watch/read online, and actual hobbies, TV just really isn't worth it.

  10. TiVo by mschaffer · · Score: 1

    I wish TiVo had this again...even if you have to press a button.

    1. Re:TiVo by ProfBooty · · Score: 1

      Thats why you should have bought a replay tv. IT had all the features you wanted on a Tivo back in the day, 480p, ethernet, internet show transfer, automatic commerical skipping etc.

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    2. Re:TiVo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I love my replay tv... I am starting to worry about its health, its 8 years old now... :(

  11. Long time reader firsttime slashvertisement whiner by IKnwThePiecesFt · · Score: 1

    "Its Hopper digital video recorder can record and store prime-time content from the four major networks for up to eight days. And the Autohop feature lets viewers skip advertisements completely — rather than fast-forwarding through them — at the press of a button."

    Okay, half of that is relevant, the other half (hell, the whole thing) feels like it's pulled straight from the ads for it.

    Ironic, no?

  12. They charge Dish Network to carry them, right? by BenJeremy · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This is the thing that has bothered me since the (1996?) law was changed, allowing "free" broadcast channels to charge cable and satellite operators to carry them. If they had to rely on OTA viewers, their ratings (and thusly, their advertising revenue) would go to shit. Cable and satellite providers boost these ratings, making their commercial revenue much greater... but they get to double dip?

    The way I see it, when they charge for access to their programming, commercials are no longer a relevant part of the "ecosystem" - they are no different from HBO or Showtime, since they collect fees for every viewer on that system. In that respect, skipping commercials are fair game.

  13. Seems fairly simple.... by mark-t · · Score: 1

    All they need to do is figure out how Autohop works, and then redesign their advertisements so that they defeat feature. Some are based on volume detection... all the network would need to do to defeat that is have the commercials at the same volume level as the programming (which would have the upshot from the network's point of view that the commercials would be less annoying, and people might be less reluctant to sit through them).

    Also, they would be smart to make commercials of various durations.... some 15 seconds, some 20, some 35, and so on, so that a simple time-based skip won't accurately skip any given commercial either.

    It won't stop people from manually fastforwarding through commercials, but I see no reason that it could not prevent a tv recording appliance from recognizing where the commercials are so that they can be automatically skipped.

    1. Re:Seems fairly simple.... by hguorbray · · Score: 1

      In the US they are supposed to not be making the commercials louder than the program material starting next year, so assuming that this is followed (no guarantees as there are plenty of tricks that can be played with audio compression) any commercial avoidance scheme based on sound levels will not work so well any more when this is introduced.

      -I'm just sayin

    2. Re:Seems fairly simple.... by jedidiah · · Score: 2

      The only problem with that is that the likes of MythTV are in the same arms race. As soon as any open source project figures out how to deal with the the new scheme, EVERYONE will ( including Dish).

      Although we may be quickly reaching the point where it just doesn't matter anymore.

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    3. Re:Seems fairly simple.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On the last season of Gruen Planet, Russell Howcroft of Y&R Brands said that people manually fast-forwarding through ads actually improved retention of the last ad in each slot becasue they had to pay attention to the breaks.

      However, I remember having a VCR which did ad-skipping automatically about 15 years ago, and that used information broadcast outside the visual frame to do it.

    4. Re:Seems fairly simple.... by kbrannen · · Score: 1

      Last I heard, the FCC requires them to put 1 totally black frame before the commercial break and 1 just after (before the show starts again). If that's true, then to defeat this, they would have to get the FCC to change that ruling. Maybe they can, maybe they can't, but looking for 1 totally black frame makes skipping pretty easy.

    5. Re:Seems fairly simple.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Then they would start putting black frames in the content, causing you to miss most of the content, causing the devices to stop using that method.

    6. Re:Seems fairly simple.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So put an even number of black frames during the commercial breaks.

    7. Re:Seems fairly simple.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Two in a row would be easy to program around, but scatter them in between the commercials randomly, that might help.

    8. Re:Seems fairly simple.... by mysidia · · Score: 2

      All they need to do is figure out how Autohop works, and then redesign their advertisements so that they defeat feature. Some are based on volume detection... all the network would need to do to defeat that is have the commercials at the same volume level as the programming

      There is another option..... attempt to trick Autohop into thinking parts of the programming are commercials, so that they wind up skipping highly noticeable chunks of actual programming.

      People will be less inclined to use the feature, if it results in them missing important parts of the show.

    9. Re:Seems fairly simple.... by ProfBooty · · Score: 1

      Commericals are generically detected through:

      switch from stereo to mono
      black frames
      cue tones

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    10. Re:Seems fairly simple.... by mark-t · · Score: 1

      1) Detecting a switch from stereo to mono is bypassed by broadcasting commercials in the same audio format as the program.

      2)This can result in false positives by having black frames between scenes in the programming.

      3)What if they didn't utilize any cue tones?

      There's no theoretical reason that a commercial could not be made completely indistinguishable from the broadcasted program by an automated appliance without developing an AI that is about as intelligent as a human being.

    11. Re:Seems fairly simple.... by ais523 · · Score: 1

      Hopefully the rules will require them to be no louder both in terms of peak level, and in terms of root-mean-square. That shuts down most of the potential abuses.

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    12. Re:Seems fairly simple.... by crutchy · · Score: 1

      on some networks you can tell merely by a change in loudness

    13. Re:Seems fairly simple.... by mark-t · · Score: 1
      Which can also easily be defeated by not altering the volume level for commercials (it's my understanding that this is soon going to be illegal for networks to do anyways).

      There's absolutely no theoretical reason you could not make commercials indistinguishable from the programming to anything other than a living human being.

    14. Re:Seems fairly simple.... by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Good. That just means I'll remember not to buy that product. If I remember your advertising you get no sale from me.

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    15. Re:Seems fairly simple.... by pesho · · Score: 1

      1) Detecting a switch from stereo to mono is bypassed by broadcasting commercials in the same audio format as the program.

      2)This can result in false positives by having black frames between scenes in the programming.

      3)What if they didn't utilize any cue tones?

      There's no theoretical reason that a commercial could not be made completely indistinguishable from the broadcasted program by an automated appliance without developing an AI that is about as intelligent as a human being.

      1. All these approaches require changing the current systems at the content providers. Some how it is always easier to spend money on lawyers than on R&D.

      2. The content providers actually need the add queues to provide regional and interactive advertising. Certainly these can be removed when the ads are inserted, but again this will require changing the current systems.

      3. All these countermeasures can be circumvented by fingerprinting the ads. Yes, couple of ads can slip the first time they are aired and the viewers are watching the live stream. But both the satellite and cable providers can/do update their boxes remotely, so I can imagine that new ads will be picked up quite quickly. I can also imagine that it will not be hard to find volunteers to identify and fingerprint the adds that slip the filter.

      This is an arms race that can prove very expensive and with low chance of success for the content providers. I think they may have a better chance at protecting at least in part the ad revenue by reducing the add content, increasing the ad cost and pushing interactive ads. This will also put pressure on advertisers to rely more on the quality and less on the quantity of the ads. Then again they can simply sue everybody, including their customers.

      Disclaimer: I have recently cut my satellite TV connection, as I didn't see any value in paying subscription fee for obnoxious ads. I am currently paying directly for what I want to see by using Netflix and Amazon

    16. Re:Seems fairly simple.... by mark-t · · Score: 1

      Actually, fingerprinting would be the worst way to deal with it from the broadcaster's perspective as it leaves a way to automate detecting the difference between a commercial and a program, enabling them to be easily autoskipped.

      The ideal, from the broadcaster's perspective, would be that there is no technological method that could be used to distinguish a commercial from the regular program short of having an AI that is just as sophisticated as a living human being, and so the ads could not readily be automatically skipped.

      This would not prevent manual fast-forwarding, of course.

    17. Re:Seems fairly simple.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Last I heard, the FCC requires them to put 1 totally black frame before the commercial break and 1 just after (before the show starts again). If that's true, then to defeat this, they would have to get the FCC to change that ruling. Maybe they can, maybe they can't, but looking for 1 totally black frame makes skipping pretty easy.

      I once had a VCR that did commercial skip based on the black frames; it was often fooled by "The X-Files" flashlight scenes.

    18. Re:Seems fairly simple.... by crutchy · · Score: 1

      of course you can defeat any measure, but in doing so you also reduce the effectiveness of the advertising... advertisers aren't going to pay big money for ads that are indestinguishable from regular programming... they pay for loud, in your face blaring annoying idiots in chicken suits etc.
      do you really think any network would reduce the loudness of their ads just to stop some percentage of viewers blocking them for recordings? if you are recording, then you are still counted as a viewer and the ads can not be blocks during the initial recording (on free to air tv) so there's a good chance you may be exposed to them at least once even if subsequent recording views are ad-free. even if you can detect the ads, all you can do it black the screen and mute the volume because the program won't return until the ad break is finished regardless. ad blocking/skipping is only useful for recording.
      unless made illegal, networks will always want their ads loud and annoying because apparently they think that gets the viewer's attention. it obviously helps them get more advertising revenue.

    19. Re:Seems fairly simple.... by mark-t · · Score: 1
      Not completely indistinguishable, only indistinguishable to any purely technical and wholly automated process.

      Networks will always want their ads loud and annoying because apparently they think that gets the viewer's attention

      It also makes it very easy to automate a technological process that skips them entirely, thereby failing to gather any attention at all from people who might be watching a recording..

    20. Re:Seems fairly simple.... by crutchy · · Score: 1

      i'm not going to hold my breath waiting for you to convince any networks that they should change any aspects of their advertising programs merely to defeat adblocking recorders...

      proof is in the pudding... fox would rather risk the legal route than implement any of your simple technical recommendations

  14. Ah The Beauty... by Greyfox · · Score: 3, Funny

    This is the joy that is Fox's core demographic. They're... quite forgetful, you see. You'll understand when you reach that age. So they need frequent... nay... CONSTANT reminders to buy gold, erectile dysfunction drugs and adult diapers. If the stream of advertising stops for EVEN A MOMENT, Fox's audience will immediately become gold-free, limp, damp shadows of their former selves, wallowing in their own filth. Look! It's HAPPENING ALREADY!

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  15. A good result by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While this was mostly a good thing, what I would like to have seen is the court heavily fine Dish for the stupid commercials for the hopper. Every single person involved with the creation of that commercial needs to be exterminated.

  16. Awesome news for dish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That is until every network pulls their channels from Dish network. Then they are screwed.

    1. Re:Awesome news for dish by oh_my_080980980 · · Score: 1

      And give up transmission fees...I think not....

  17. Great! by Alex+Belits · · Score: 0

    'destroying the fundamental underpinnings of the broadcast television ecosystem.'

    Hooray!
    No.

    Yay!!!
    No.

    SQUEEEEEEE!!!!!!
    Yessss!!!

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    1. Re:Great! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      seconded, screw the barstuds.

  18. FCC requires IEEE-1394 unencrypted feed by girlinatrainingbra · · Score: 5, Interesting
    The FCC also requires every cable provider to give you a set-top box (STB) that gives unencrypted access via a firewire (IEEE 1394) port. Look it up. Write down the requirement number. Call up your provider and tell them to give you a box with IEEE-1394 access to an unencrypted feed.

    :>)

    Reference: 1394 interface as defined in the Federal Communications Commission (FCC) mandate for a functional 1394 interface in the STB

    1394 Trade Association sez : http://www.1394ta.org/press/TAPress/2010_0622.html

    1. Re:FCC requires IEEE-1394 unencrypted feed by rsmith-mac · · Score: 2

      Sure, technically that's a requirement. But any programming flagged Copy Never can't be sent over it, and as for everything else, what are you going to feed it to? There isn't any readily available software that can take advantage of that feature, so it goes unused even by geeks.

    2. Re:FCC requires IEEE-1394 unencrypted feed by SeaFox · · Score: 1

      Call up your provider and tell them to give you a box with IEEE-1394 access to an unencrypted feed.

      You think that will seriously work? The tier 1 and 2 reps aren't in a position to do anything about this. Most know nothing about the government mandates that apply to the company they work for. They only know what their supervisors tell them. And between the government and the people who sign their paychecks, who do you think they're going to listen to?

      A law is only a law if someone enforces it.

      Until someone actually takes he cablecos to court for this, they will continue to not offer these boxes.

    3. Re:FCC requires IEEE-1394 unencrypted feed by LateArthurDent · · Score: 1

      The FCC also requires every cable provider to give you a set-top box (STB) that gives unencrypted access via a firewire (IEEE 1394) port. Look it up. Write down the requirement number. Call up your provider and tell them to give you a box with IEEE-1394 access to an unencrypted feed.

      :>)

      Reference: 1394 interface as defined in the Federal Communications Commission (FCC) mandate for a functional 1394 interface in the STB

      1394 Trade Association sez : http://www.1394ta.org/press/TAPress/2010_0622.html

      Yes, but cable shows can be flagged to not be sent unencrypted across the firewire port. The only requirement they have is to pass through the OTA shows via that port. Which means you haven't solved anything.

    4. Re:FCC requires IEEE-1394 unencrypted feed by ByteSlicer · · Score: 1

      Here's a guy who managed to get hold of one (it already wasn't easy in 2006).
      And here's some more background. Basically the FCC stopped requiring STBs to have a IEEE-1394 port, because it was expensive for providers and the market wanted HDMI instead. If you really want one, your provider is still required to give you one, but it will take some serious effort from you part to make them.

  19. Replay Tv by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I had this years ago in a dvrcalled replay tv. Loved it. Since the 90s i have not watched a commercial. I will have.to check out myth tv from above.

  20. Ouch! Right in the business model! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's like the groin shot of the media corporations: painful for them, funny to everyone else.

  21. Ugh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    Ads are exactly why I don't watch prime time television. I grab scene releases of all the tv shows I watch. Sickbeard handles the fetching of all my new TV shows, automatically grabs old episodes of new shows I've added, etc. I still pay for a full cable package, with all the extras, so I don't feel bad about downloading, however due to the law as it is, what I'm doing is still technically illegal.

    Broadcast Television has largely become a joke. In my opinion a lot of shows out there shouldn't even exist, and other good ones were cancelled after a season or two for whatever reason. I see in the future, Shows taking a pause part way through to endorse product X and Y, like they did in the 50's with radio dramas.

    Most of the time, Networks broadcast shows based on how much money they'll make, not for any artistic value the show might possess

    I have strong moral objections to shows like Two and a half men, where charlie sheen was being paid what, $13M per episode? Or these dream wedding shows where folks with an undeserved sense of self worth, drop more money than most people will see in a lifetime, for a wedding? Oh Lawd give me strength.

    I would like to see producers of content cut out the media giants, and sell their products directly to the home subscriber. Technologically this is quite feasible, and could plausibly result in higher revenues for the people that matter, those directly involved with the show.

    1. Re:Ugh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At the peak of his Two and a Half Men career, Charlie Sheen was making $1.25 million per episode. That amount grows to $2 million when you include back end syndication points.

      still disgusting, but at least spread around the right numbers.

    2. Re:Ugh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      same AC, in retrospect that came across wayyy over dickish. Those just happen to be the disgusting numbers heh.

      no worries

  22. Simple Fix: Make Ads Fun to Watch by ShoulderOfOrion · · Score: 2

    Like the Allstate Mayhem commercials. In my long-ago youth I remember ads being much more entertaining and unobtrusive. I was never annoyed by the Dolly Madison commercials during the Peanuts holiday season specials--it actually seems like something is missing when I watch the Peanuts specials on DVD without them. How about Wendy's "Where's the Beef?" Just a few years back the K9 Advantix "Hello Father Hello Mother" puppy commercial was great.

    These days it's the same old sterile erectile-dysfunction ad played over and over again until you're ready to throw a heavy object at the screen. Sadly, LCDs don't produce the same satisfying BOOM the old CRTs did.

    I have a few suggestions for some really funny erectile dysfunction ads. If anyone from Madison Ave is interested in hearing them, call me.

    1. Re:Simple Fix: Make Ads Fun to Watch by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Sorry, advertising is objectionable no matter how entertaining it is. I will not have my purchasing decisions manipulated by marketers.

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  23. youtube ads by crutchy · · Score: 1

    can i get an autohop program to get rid of fucking youtube ads?... i started youtubing because i was sick of ads on tv and now even youtube is being infected by the ad virus

    1. Re:youtube ads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      can i get an autohop program to get rid of fucking youtube ads?... i started youtubing because i was sick of ads on tv and now even youtube is being infected by the ad virus

      Adblock. I was shocked when I heard about it. But I installed it in Chrome and no more annoying Youtube ads.

  24. No. It's a feature. by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 0

    And the Autohop feature lets viewers skip advertisements completely — rather than fast-forwarding through them — at the press of a button.

    So... It can now do what my MythTV system could do since ... forever?

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  25. Underpinnings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "destroying the fundamental underpinnings of the broadcast television ecosystem"

    Good. Them underpinnings are starting to get on my nerves.

  26. Re:Long time reader firsttime slashvertisement whi by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

    Okay, half of that is relevant

    And the part that describes the exact feature that has caused this all to end up in court isn't?

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  27. think of the by amoeba1911 · · Score: 1

    poor tv execs who are going to have to do without a mega-yacht or mega-mansion because you didn't watch your ads like you're supposed to. They have become accustomed to a life of leisure, they think what they do is so indispensable that they need to get paid in 7 or 8 figure incomes while the rest of us don't even get 6. It's simply unsustainable. It's crazy of these a-holes to expect us to bend over backward to give them their life of leisure. Give me a break.

  28. Except... by oh_my_080980980 · · Score: 1

    "...destroying the fundamental underpinnings of the broadcast television ecosystem."

    This isn't broadcast tv, it's satellite, which means people PAY to watch your programming and Dish pays you transmission fees. So if you want to provide your content for free, you may have an argument, until then, you don't.

  29. Top gear, etc by phorm · · Score: 1

    For stuff made in the N America, when you buy the DVD or whatever you usually get either 20 or 40 minutes per episodes (essentially what was on TV in a 30-min/hour slot, minus the commercials)

    My co-workers like some British-origin shows like "Top Gear." They noticed that the versions here have commercials, but in the UK there are none and the episodes are still an hour long. That means not only are you getting about 25-30% ads (15-20 minutes), but you're LOSING 25-30% of the actual programming so that the ads can be displayed.

    It's hard to cut over a quarter of a show each episode and not lose important content. What a waste of time ads are.

  30. people drive more riskily by Chirs · · Score: 1

    There is a fair bit of evidence that people will drive at a certain amount of perceived risk. So if you add a bunch of safety features then people will feel safer and thus tend to drive faster given the same conditions.

    Around here there are always reports of people in 4wd vehicles getting into trouble when it snows--they've got more traction than a 2wd for getting up to speed, but the same amount of braking force.

  31. Cable and satellite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cable and satellite were originally offered as 'solutions' to commercials. "Since you are already paying, you can see commercial free." But it never turned out that way. Same content, but more of it, commercials and all. I've been watching over the air for years. Digital is a much nicer experience. You get a channel guide (although its true that most stations only put up about 12 hours worth of guide), and the picture over the air (via antenna) is at least 10 times as sharp as watching with cable or satellite. Its also true that what I watch is all digital, and cable/satellite have a crapload of digital-to-analogue converters in there to introduce noise and degrade the signal. They can also compress it (lossy compression) so that they can get more channels in a given amount of bandwidth. I built an antenna 14 months ago. I haven't given it more than 5 minutes of thought since I put it up. I get 7 channels in HD (all the channels that are available here). The 'weakest' channel appears on the signal meter in the TV as 16 out of 18 bars. I spent $193 14 months ago. On average, its cost me $13.78 per month, or $1.97 per channel per month. In another year, it will have cost me $7.42 per month, or $1.06 per channel per month. Local basic cable gives 20 channels at $90 per month (their special introductory rate), or $4.50 per channel per month, and they are mostly channels I get now, except the cable ones are fuzzy. Someone, please, tell me I'm crazy.