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John McAfee Accused of Murder, Wanted By Belize Police
New submitter thn writes "John McAfee, who started the antivirus software giant named after him, has been accused of murder in Belize and is wanted. McAfee had taken to 'posting on a drug-focused Russian message board...about his attempts to purify the psychoactive compounds colloquially known as "bath salts,"' Gizmodo wrote. The scariest aspect of this story may be the fact that an entire lab was constructed for John McAfee's research purposes. Because of his efforts to extract chemicals from natural chemical plans McAfee was able to justify his experiments in a country that is largely unregulated."
I can't wait for the movie to come out!
He already murdered my computer with his insanely slow Security Suite.
So is his company then going the way of ReiserFS?
Looks like this story has the potential to go....
*sunglasses*
Viral.
Yeeeeeeeaaaaahhhhhh!
Running a rather boring software company to description like some sort of supervillain, thats quite a transition.
Dear god let his compound contain an active volcano lair.
So its was another McAfee false positive?
"Have you ever thought about just turning off the TV, sitting down with your kids, and hitting them?"
FTA:
apparent gunshot wound on the upper rear part of his head
apparently dead
The local CSI team is verifying the facts
An relevant update for McAfee taking too long? Well, I never.
The specific properties of the drugs he was attempting to isolate also fit in well with what those closest to him have reported: that he is an enthusiastic amateur pharmacologist with a longstanding interest in drugs that induce sexual behavior in women. Indeed, former friends of McAfee have said he could be extremely persistent and devious in trying to coerce women who rebuff his advances to have sex with him.
You see ladies, what we male nerds have to turn to? Stop being so uptight.
ReiserFS - For when you need to partition your wife.
FTA: Update 1:37 p.m. PT To include additional information from CBS that indicates McAfee is not wanted for the killing of Gregory Faull as Gizmodo previously reported but is only wanted for questioning at this time.
You have to cut Gizmodo some slack here - they got their information from a phone they found in a bar.
#DeleteChrome
Now let's not jump to conclusions here, maybe he was only doing research into detecting and terminating zombie processes.
For fuck's sake... the words "Recreational" and "suppositories" should not be used in the same sentence... it just shouldn't.
It's the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man.