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Ask Slashdot: Geekiest Way To Cook a Turkey?

Posted by samzenpus on from the robot-chef dept.

First time accepted submitter almostadnsguy writes "There seem to be a lot of ways to cook a turkey the geekiest ones are probably out of the realm of possibility for normal geeks. However, Within the limits of normal society (or outside if you wish) what is the geekiest way to do it? Do you use a special brine, cook it in an inventive way, or raise genetically modified turkeys with extra legs?"

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  1. Bitcoins of course! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    This being slashdot, the correct answer is mine BitCoins. Place turkey in GPU exhaust, wait until golden brown, serve.

  2. Re:Why not SPARE the turkey (and yourself) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    YES! Have you tasted a dead turkey?

  3. NASA has it covered by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    If these aren't the geekiest ways to cook a a turkey, I don't know what is:
    http://gizmodo.com/5962516/nasa-scientists-show-four-ways-to-cook-your-turkey

  4. I'm pretty sure... by twistedsymphony · · Score: 3, Informative
    this is the geekiest way to cook a turkey

    There are also geeky ways to prepare the whole thanksgiving dinner
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  5. The Shatner Way, of course by martinX · · Score: 5, Informative

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYkRF_FmD40

    William Shatner & State Farm® present "Eat, Fry, Love," a turkey fryer fire cautionary tale

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