Ask Slashdot: Geekiest Way To Cook a Turkey?

First time accepted submitter almostadnsguy writes "There seem to be a lot of ways to cook a turkey the geekiest ones are probably out of the realm of possibility for normal geeks. However, Within the limits of normal society (or outside if you wish) what is the geekiest way to do it? Do you use a special brine, cook it in an inventive way, or raise genetically modified turkeys with extra legs?"

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Re:why

[Anonymous Coward]

Normally I'd agree with almost everything you say, as I also don't believe in imaginary friends. However, thanks to the "holidays" in my country America, I get paid days off from work as well as free food and swag with a minimum of investment. Hell, the old folks don't even say grace at the dinner table anymore, even they outgrew that shit.

Speaking as a Jewish man, that's a pretty sweet deal. I'm rubbing my hands together and grinning just thinking about that free turkey I'm getting from the Salvation Army tomorrow. It will last my dog 2-3 weeks if I feed just a little of it to her a day.

-- Ethanol-fueled, still banned from posting under username