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Australian Prime Minister's Spoof "Apocalypse" Speech Goes Viral In China

brindafella writes "Australian Prime Minister, Julia Gillard, recorded a spoof speech about the Mayan calendar apocalypse several days ago, for radio station "Triple J". Gillard said in part, 'Whether the final blow comes from flesh eating zombies, demonic hell beasts or from the total triumph of K-pop, if you know one thing about me it is this: I will always fight for you to the very end.' The speech has been picked up in China on Sina Weibo (China's Twitter) and has achieved well over 23,000 repeats, without anyone picking up the irony." This comes on the heels of the online version of China's Communist Party newspaper picking up an Onion story about North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un being named the "Sexiest Man Alive."

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  1. stupid people by pbjones · · Score: 2

    it was also play on a different date, 7-12-12.

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    1. Re:Stupid People by Spottywot · · Score: 5, Funny

      I believe you.

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    2. Re:Stupid People by Nyder · · Score: 3, Informative

      I believe you.

      And you should because I posted it on the interwebs.

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  2. K-pop? by Platinumrat · · Score: 5, Funny

    Then the apocalypse is already upon us and I for one welcome our Korean overloads.

    1. Re:K-pop? by somersault · · Score: 5, Funny

      Op, op op, OP is correct.

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    2. Re:K-pop? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I for one would rather have the hell beasts. After all, every once in a while you get a succubus.

    3. Re:K-pop? by samoanbiscuit · · Score: 5, Informative

      Korean pop has been called K-pop (and Japanese pop called J-pop) long before Gangnam Style was a twinkle in PSY's sunglasses.

    4. Re:K-pop? by 1u3hr · · Score: 2

      You have Mandopop on the mainland and Taiwan and Cantopop in Hong Kong. Never heard either called C-pop. Both equally vapid and dominated by pretty boy/girl singers and bands.

    5. Re:K-pop? by ThirdPrize · · Score: 3, Funny

      You mean big japanese robots prancing around as if they were riding a horse? That I would like to see.

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    6. Re:K-pop? by nevillethedevil · · Score: 2
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    7. Re:K-pop? by Pseudonym · · Score: 2

      Don't you dare talk about our Prime Minister that way!

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  3. Stupid People by Nyder · · Score: 5, Insightful

    will believe anything on the interwebs.

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  4. Shit by Intrepid+imaginaut · · Score: 5, Funny

    Why did nobody tell me demonic hell beasts were an option. Why am I always last to get the memo? I'm all geared up for zombies, vampires, ice ages, meteorite strikes, pandemics and alien invasions. Now I have to go study Alice Cooper videos for vulnerabilities. Is salt good or is that just ghosts? Damn!

    1. Re:Shit by ciderbrew · · Score: 4, Informative

      Too much salt will make you a ghost and or zombie. High blood pressure is a killer!

    2. Re:Shit by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 5, Funny

      Don't worry. Demonic hell beasts are handled like fast zombies. Firepower is key. Just don't rely on your anti-zombie shotguns. You want armor piercing capability. Minor upgrade to your gear, no big thing. Wait, don't you have at least one M82 for anti-alien action?? I thought you were prepared...

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    3. Re:Shit by Intrepid+imaginaut · · Score: 5, Funny

      Wait, don't you have at least one M82 for anti-alien action?? I thought you were prepared...

      Please, my shit is next gen. I've got a powerbook running windows 95 on a virtual PC that I left exposed to the internet for a couple of days.

      Welcome to earth!

    4. Re:Shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      What makes you think Intrepid imaginaut is not a cute schoolgirl.

    5. Re:Shit by azalin · · Score: 2

      Id Software released several training simulations with this topic quite a while ago. I guess them to be at the very least as enlightening as Mr. Cooper.

    6. Re:Shit by gman003 · · Score: 4, Funny

      But you're completely ignoring the variety of special strengths and weaknesses demons have. You can't just treat them like a subtype of zombie.

      For instance, zombies are generally flammable, and can be dispatched en masse with a flamethrower. Demonic hellbeasts, however, regularly withstand immense temperatures (theologians agree that Hell normally maintains a temperature of 666 degrees, although there is disagreement as to whether this is Celsius or Fahrenheit). Likewise, you should avoid incendiary ammunition, WP grenades, napalm, etc. for similar reasons.

      However, they also have certain vulnerabilities. Like vampires, they are vulnerable to religious symbols and holy water (although contrary to popular belief, demons have a non-denominational hatred of religion - even your Pastafarian symbols should work). And like lawyers, they can be bound by contracts, although (like lawyers) they generally get the better end of the deal.

  5. Sarcasm by AK+Marc · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Just like a sufficiently advanced parody can't be distinguished from a zealot, sarcasm doesn't translate. I'm sure they thought it funny and entertaining, but for completely different reasons than intended.

    1. Re:Sarcasm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      From my experience working with Chinese people, and I don't mean people of Chinese decent, but actually born, raised and lived in China most of their lives; they don't get sarcasm. Most of them, anyway. They don't.

      My boss is Chinese, and will stare blankly when I make a sarcastic remark about something, and most of the Chinese people around me are the same. They just have a different sense of humor, I guess it's a cultural thing. ...and it's not like I can write [SARCASM] on a notebook and hold it up like a sign. They won't get the reference either.

    2. Re:Sarcasm by VortexCortex · · Score: 2

      Just like a sufficiently advanced parody can't be distinguished from a zealot, sarcasm doesn't translate. I'm sure they thought it funny and entertaining, but for completely different reasons than intended.

      Yes, much like a sufficiently advanced ploy to discredit the intelect of the western world can't be distinguished from clueless Chinese reporters...

  6. A spoof by, not of, the leader by aNonnyMouseCowered · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This is on a different level from the Onion spoofs of world leaders like Obama or Kim Jung'Un. This is the real Australian Prime Minister doing the spoof. US presidents have been known to pardon Thanksgiving turkeys and part of running for public office in any democratic country is to show your "lighter side" in front of the media, but Gillard's "speech" goes beyond the realm of a simple practical joke. That or the producers of the show have done some nifty CGI work worthy of a Hollywood disaster movie.

    1. Re:A spoof by, not of, the leader by dwywit · · Score: 3, Informative

      No - it was definitely her. I mean, "Brave" was pretty good, but I've yet to see a female ranga with a broad Aussie accent successfully rendered on a computer.
       
      And Gillard's got enough of a sense of humour to do this. Actually, some of our other PMs have said/done some funny things - Hawke's "bum" comment when we won the America's Cup, Howard's ability to take "The Chaser" on the chin - whatever else you thought of him, he kept on going for his morning jog, knowing they'd be waiting for him.

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    2. Re:A spoof by, not of, the leader by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 4, Funny

      Don't forget Julie Bishop's effort in outstaring a garden gnome.

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  7. Humour and irony by gagol · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Is it something lacking in Asia, or just in dictatorship?

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    1. Re:Humour and irony by gagol · · Score: 3, Funny

      Thank you for your enlightning answer.

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    2. Re:Humour and irony by Simon+Brooke · · Score: 4, Funny

      Living in China, I found that people here really don't seem to know about irony. They just don't use it and therefore don't notice it. At least that's what I got from the various misunderstandings I've expererienced. I found that being true for Koreans and Malaysians as well, so it might be applicable to whole East Asia.

      I hate to tell you this, but all over Europe it is well known that Americans don't understand irony.

      No, it isn't anything like silvery or coppery....

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    3. Re:Humour and irony by Platinumrat · · Score: 2
      Actually, I spent a lot of time in Taiwan, Thailand and Indonesia and can say that following is my experience:

      a) Chinese generally don't get sarcasm, except those brought up abroad

      b) Indonesians sometimes understand it, but seem to think more about the next meal

      c) Thais live for Sarcasm. They do it so well, you can't tell sometimes.

    4. Re:Humour and irony by invid · · Score: 2

      Part of the problem for Americans catching irony or sarcasm is that so many American's believe such a wide variety of crazy things it's hard sometimes to know if they are joking. For instance, if you knew me and heard me say, "Obama's raising taxes because he's a secret Muslim," you would know that I was joking. However, if you knew I was an American but didn't know me personally, it's entirely possible that I was being serious. We have to look for extra cues to see if someone is being serious or not, because in America you never know what someone actually believes.

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    5. Re:Humour and irony by Jawnn · · Score: 5, Funny

      I hate to tell you this, but all over Europe it is well known that Americans don't understand irony.

      No, it isn't anything like silvery or coppery....

      I hate to tell you this, but all over the U.S.A. it is well known that Europeans are prone to over-generalizing when it comes to Americans.

  8. What I would like to know... by Balinares · · Score: 3, Interesting

    What I would like to know is how often we mistakenly take foreign news at face value.

    It can be so hard to read the cues from a different culture.I wonder if that has been studied?

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    1. Re:What I would like to know... by somersault · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Hmm.. could be that all that stuff about the Great Firewall is just a practical joke. And North Korea is actually a real paradise with real unicorns. They just pretend to be a horrible, insane dictatorship to keep us out..

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    2. Re:What I would like to know... by abies · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What I would like to know is how often we mistakenly take foreign news at face value.

      I know plenty of people who are still treating thousands years old news in Aramaic at face value.

    3. Re:What I would like to know... by somersault · · Score: 2

      Sure.. poachers, tourists, IP lawyers, that kind of thing.

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  9. Erm.. by philmarcracken · · Score: 5, Funny

    As an aussie. This was not funny the first time. And not funny the second on /.

    Im just glad she listened to the right people when it comes to fiber.

    1. Re:Erm.. by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 5, Funny

      Im just glad she listened to the right people when it comes to fiber.

      Indeed, the last thing you want is a constipated PM.

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    2. Re:Erm.. by In+hydraulis · · Score: 3, Insightful

      As an Aussie, you misspelled "fibre."

    3. Re:Erm.. by imroy · · Score: 2

      Ironically, you also mispelt "mispelt".

    4. Re:Erm.. by In+hydraulis · · Score: 2
  10. And the scariest part is... by FerretallicA · · Score: 2

    ...this isn't even remotely the craziest thing the witch has managed to convince people of as fact.

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    1. Re:And the scariest part is... by imroy · · Score: 2

      Ah, an Alan Jones listener?

  11. 23,000 repeats by lucmove · · Score: 5, Insightful

    23,000 repeats shouldn't mean much in China.

  12. aussie pm isn't the only one by etash · · Score: 4, Funny

    medvedev also recently trolled a bit, in a seemingly "i don't know i'm off camera" moment.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHCSpm2kepo

    1. Re:aussie pm isn't the only one by pinfall · · Score: 2

      I bet what happened is some aussie DJs calledd the country that Kim Jong was staying at and after learning of the spoof the whole country committed suicide.

  13. Re:Hehehehe, joking? by brezel · · Score: 2

    it really depends. the czechs and slovaks used to be under a totalitarian russian regime and they have a very intelligent and subtle sense of humor and they pick up small humorous nuances, that lots of people from other countries wouldn't even get.

    then there's the germans who, though having been free people for quite some time, basically have absolutely no subtleness in their humor. everything is outspoken and nothing is left unsaid. austria is directly next to germany and austrians have an extremely playful and ironic sense of humor but the overall mentality of the country is completely different to germany.

    i think, that the regime plays a big role, but IMO the social environment is at least as important. people who are very organized and devoted to their leaders or their work tend not to develop a sense of humor, where irony and unsaid things are understood.

  14. Re:How 'bout them Aussie's, eh? by dbIII · · Score: 2

    There's a good point there though about the radio bullshit even if the poster got nationalities mixed up. Imagine a far right beyond the point of insanity, gay (yes despite the far right bit), woman hating, xenophobic suspected pedophile (rumoured to be quietly kicked out of several jobs as a teacher for that reason) that deliberately stirs up race riots and you've got what the leading "shock jock" in Australia appears to be. The pedophilla is just a string of yet unproven rumours since they tended to just move teachers on in those days at the first sign of suspicion (such as naked locker room antics with the football team which may have been innocent and may have been all that happened), but what comes out of his mouth is bad enough, and his political connections would make him untouchable perhaps even if it is true. So the message is put out there that truly vile and evil sells (even if he isn't really so evil) and it gets copied by others that want good ratings. Do we really need enough of a "shock" to stir up race riots, or on that other station, drive somebody to suicide with a pointless prank (let alone truly vile stuff from Kyle Sandilands from that same station that could have driven two other women to suicide if they were as fragile - joking about an underage girl's rape experience in front of them is going too far IMHO).

  15. Who is missing whose sarcasm? by guanxi · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Humor can be hard to translate. Maybe instead of the Chinese speakers missing the Aussie's sarcasm, it's visa-versa.

  16. Our Monsters Over Time by assertation · · Score: 2

    When I was a kid there were many articles about how the increased number of UFO sightings was due in part to the anxiety of the Cold War and the bomb.

    These days it isn't enough to have a simple apocalyptic movie/show with almost everyone dead. It isn't enough to have survivors battling mutants. Now, the survivors have escape walking corpses.

    It would be interesting to read something about the unconscious hook zombie apocalypses have on us.

  17. This may interest you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    May you enjoy a short article on the subject.

  18. Get a car. by Jesus_666 · · Score: 2

    I have it on good authority that the preferred way of dealing with the Devil is to run him down. Getting a car might be a good idea.

    Of course when dealing with the minions of hell in general I wouldn't have a healthier or more deeply-felt respect for any object in the universe than a shotgun. Or I'd just use a chaingun, the hell with respect! Whatever your approach is, you should have a good chance as long as your cause is just, your will is strong and your gun is very, very large.

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