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In Vitro Grown Meat 'Nearly Possible'

Bruce66423 writes "An article at The Guardian discusses the prospects for food from radically different sources than the ones we're used to. 'Sweet fried crickets' anyone? Quoting: '... artificial steak is still a way off. Pizza toppings are closer. The star of the Dutch research into in-vitro meat, Dr Mark Post, promised that the first artificial hamburger, made from 10bn lab-grown cells, would be ready for "flame-grilling by Heston Blumenthal" by the end of 2012. At the time of writing it is still on the back burner. Post (who previously produced valves for heart surgery) and other Dutch scientists are currently working over the problem of how to turn the "meat" from pieces of jelly into something acceptably structured: an old-fashioned muscle. Electric shocks may be the answer. ... The technological problems of producing the new hi-tech foods are nothing compared to the trouble the industry is having with the consumers – the "yuck factor," as the food technology scientists across the world like to put it. Shoppers' squeamishness has turned the food corporations, from whom the real money for R&D will have to come, very wary, and super-secretive about their work on GM in America.'"

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  1. A matter of perspective... by nine932038 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    After encountering the notion in the Vorkosigan series and thinking about it a bit, the notion of lab-grown meat doesn't seem like a big deal. It's arguably more sanitary than an animal that's been standing in filth for its entire life, after all.

    1. Re:A matter of perspective... by dwywit · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You might be right - but it's your choice whether to eat that sort of meat, or not. I'm prepared to pay more - sometimes a lot more - for free-range meat. Doesn't have to be "organic", just not raised or fattened in pens or feedlots or cages.

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    2. Re:A matter of perspective... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Besides, with oil getting more and more expensive, we'll have to eat less meat, especially red meat, anyway since most of the agricultural land is currently used to grow food to feed animals.

    3. Re:A matter of perspective... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One huge difference;

      Animals have an immune system. Cultured cells do not.

    4. Re:A matter of perspective... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apparantly, this would have to be grown in China or europe, vs america. At least in china they have rules about killing the worker, if caught., the boss after thoughtful review is asked to vol for the same routine as the worker. Too bad they could not do the same here, imagine gates or and whoever of apple being asked to use their product. It would drive them insane. But then they would not be asked to vol as in the workers paradise's. They would just say "it's for the conssumer to decide". At least in china, you could say "I would not eat that because it grown without any scientific review, any safety review, without any health review" but in america they would tel you that the "shit" is good for you when raised in "whatever you call vegitable with emizine cocktail seasoned with a veritable colon of bacteria" and call it good for you.

    5. Re:A matter of perspective... by ilicas · · Score: 1

      According to this article, modern commercial breeds of chicken are so docile that even when given room to roam around, all they do is stand all day next to their feed trough eating, or waiting to eat. I guess that's why free range chicken isn't that expensive: no wasteful exercise.

    6. Re:A matter of perspective... by History's+Coming+To · · Score: 1

      You're aware that Swift's original was a work of satire? Just checking...

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    7. Re:A matter of perspective... by History's+Coming+To · · Score: 1

      Animals are exposed to a whole wide range of bacteria and virii. Cultured cells (if you do it properly), are not. The immune system can also make the animal tolerant of bacteria rather than eradicating them, so if you're bothered about bacteria the cultured cells are a better bet. It's all pretty redundant if you're heating your food to 83C though.

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    8. Re:A matter of perspective... by Man+On+Pink+Corner · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You might be right - but it's your choice whether to eat that sort of meat, or not. I'm prepared to pay more - sometimes a lot more - for free-range meat.

      My guess is that this choice will go away very quickly once synthmeat becomes practical. It will become socially unacceptable to kill any actual animals for food at that point, even if the vat-grown stuff isn't as tasty at first.

      Not saying that this will be a good or bad thing, just that it's inevitable.

    9. Re:A matter of perspective... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As he pointed out, Swift was referring to bogtrotters not porch monkey's.

    10. Re:A matter of perspective... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's arguably more sanitary than an animal that's been standing in filth for its entire life, after all./quote.
      An animal has an immune system, but the lab meat doesn't. That concerns me a bit, because the lab meat could be much less clean. The health of an animal determines whether it lives long enough to be slaughtered and eaten. Lab meat could be contaminated in ways fatal to a whole animal, but it might still be passable.

      That said, I'm betting it's not as impossible to keep lab meat clean, compared to a whole animal.

    11. Re:A matter of perspective... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oops, I butchered the quote.

    12. Re:A matter of perspective... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good post. Let's start with you, you fat pig.

    13. Re:A matter of perspective... by painehope · · Score: 1

      And so was mine...mostly - I don't like Rosanne Barr and I'm a pro-freedom, pro-White libertarian who thinks the First, Second, Fourth, And Fifth Amendments (as well as the rest of the document) are the most outstandingly simple ways of expressing fundamental liberties that no one should be able to take away without a fight, but I wasn't seriously suggesting we eat anyone or advocating hatred or anything of the nature. The fact that some idiots have taken it out of context reveals that (a) they take themselves and the world too seriously (b) and they don't know what satire is, let alone good satire.

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    14. Re:A matter of perspective... by painehope · · Score: 0

      Fuck you, you ignorant piece of shit. What are you - English or some Hispanic border-jumper? Because you've just insulted the heritage of I'd guess about 70% of American citizens. And if you're going to insult Blacks, I suggest you spell it right. I might not get along with many of them, but it just makes the rest of people that are pro-White, racialist, and trying to accomplish good things for their race look bad when idiots like you start spouting off misspelled, moronic bullshit about the people that our social system has put us (by manipulative methods, I might add) in direct competition for resources with.

      Of course, it says a lot about the quality of /. that this anonymous moron's post was modded down less times than my original one. Or that this idiot attacked White people and started spouting out left-wing slogans you could hear at any event promoting multiculturalism and the downfall of the White race, while completely ignoring the fact that (if taken completely at face value) my satirical statement insults just as many rich, White, privileged people who take advantage of their fellow citizens by abusing some artificially obtained or created position of importance (politicians and middle-management types, mostly) as it does poor, helpless, victimized Blacks who are starving to death and too hungry to wok because someone hid their food stamps under their work boots.

      The only thing I'm directly, uncompromisingly against no matter the case or cause is ignorance. And you, fucktard, fit the bill perfectly.

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    15. Re:A matter of perspective... by painehope · · Score: 1

      Not being able to separate the satire from the actual statements in my post is the product of a product of incest, certainly. And since you're not smart enough to figure it out on your own, I just called you inbred because you couldn't figure out that what I said was mostly satire.

      What you said is mostly reactionary, politically correct, left-wing bullshit. Save it for a cardboard sign somewhere. Or write it in your employee locker McDonald's. And it's sort of funny to hear semi-reasonable, rationally expressed statements like "Cultural isolation is the rejection of additional information" (which looks intelligent at a glance, until you consider that every culture on the globe grew in isolation until it met other cultures, then continued to grow as it learned from and traded ideas with other cultures, and only began to stagnate when said culture allowed itself to be subsumed or diluted by other cultures) with outright racist BS like "White people are an illness." (really...how did you arrive at this rational, logical, and factual conclusion, Malcolm?).

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    16. Re:A matter of perspective... by LingNoi · · Score: 1

      I can't grasp the concept of people thinking lab grown meat is grosser then something that has been rolling in a field and tons of antibiotics jacked into it, etc. The logic escapes me.

    17. Re:A matter of perspective... by adolf · · Score: 1

      My guess is that this choice will go away very quickly once synthmeat becomes practical. It will become socially unacceptable to kill any actual animals for food at that point, even if the vat-grown stuff isn't as tasty at first.

      That only works if we also reintroduce natural predators.

    18. Re:A matter of perspective... by Genda · · Score: 2

      Clearly getting the meat to resemble its cell source will be the critical problem. Using something like a massive 3D Printer to build large masses of artificial muscle (using electrical stimulation to exercise it and give it real structure and density) and controlling its growth to include extra nutritional values for instance high Omega 3 content. This meat would be much healthier than the meat we eat now, and because it was grown in an antiseptic environment, there would be virtually no possibility of food contamination. Also using different cell stocks gives you chicken, turkey, pork, beef, fish or shellfish. The efficiency of meat production would an order of magnitude greater than current livestock farming. The meat would be with any luck, healthy, inexpensive, delicious and environmentally friendly. So yes, the vast majority of people would eat the syn-meat. Real meat would be a luxury commodity for the super wealthy... like Kobe beef taken to the limit.

    19. Re:A matter of perspective... by SourceFrog · · Score: 1

      So you're saying it will be like we have now with SWAT raids on those selling raw milk, except anyone who owns a cow will be subject to SWAT raids, and nobody will be allowed to independently sustain themselves.

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    20. Re:A matter of perspective... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do you assume more sanitary == safer? There's increasing evidence that our immune systems are evolutionarily tuned for an expected level of activity and will go amuck if they don't have something to do.

    21. Re:A matter of perspective... by K10W · · Score: 1

      Clearly getting the meat to resemble its cell source will be the critical problem. Using something like a massive 3D Printer to build large masses of artificial muscle (using electrical stimulation to exercise it and give it real structure and density) and controlling its growth to include extra nutritional values for instance high Omega 3 content. This meat would be much healthier than the meat we eat now, and because it was grown in an antiseptic environment, there would be virtually no possibility of food contamination. Also using different cell stocks gives you chicken, turkey, pork, beef, fish or shellfish. The efficiency of meat production would an order of magnitude greater than current livestock farming. The meat would be with any luck, healthy, inexpensive, delicious and environmentally friendly. So yes, the vast majority of people would eat the syn-meat. Real meat would be a luxury commodity for the super wealthy... like Kobe beef taken to the limit.

      problem is it probably wont be so pure as I'd imagine the growth stage would involve a very high level of growth hormones and the like. Probably end up worse that animal origin. Ethically it isn't objectionable to me but I don't see the process being as simple as few cells and a nutrient broth goes in and meat comes out much like the early quorn where it was just the fungal hyphae bound with eggwhite (that changed long ago) that was vat grown with little but nutrient "soup" kept warm and filtered to remove longer strands.

    22. Re:A matter of perspective... by uninformedLuddite · · Score: 1

      The logic escapes me.

      You have definitely come to the right website then

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    23. Re:A matter of perspective... by RivenAleem · · Score: 1

      There's a great scene in Fallen Dragon where the protagonist, who's eaten nothing but artificial meat all his life is 'tricked' into eating meat that had come from a once-living animal. His reaction is priceless.

    24. Re:A matter of perspective... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's okay. I'm takin' it back.

  2. you know what they should call it... by swampfriend · · Score: 5, Funny

    cownterfeit.

    1. Re:you know what they should call it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Godda...Fu...*sigh*

      There is a hatred I cannot convey, while simultaneously congratulating.

    2. Re:you know what they should call it... by ByteSlicer · · Score: 2

      or: conned beef

    3. Re:you know what they should call it... by ClosedEyesSeeing · · Score: 1

      That joke wasn't fowl at all!

  3. Processed beyond recognition by Beetjebrak · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I don't understand the yuck-factor. Go buy a McChicken at the big yellow M. There's nothing recognizably chicken-ish about that product at all. The taste and texture is completely different from the chicken I tasted as a kid, when my grandfather would routinely kill and prepare his own chickens for dinner. I can tell you from personal experience that the yuck-factor in actually killing a chicken with a blade is much higher than that of an electricallly stimulated nuggy grown inside a petri dish.

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    1. Re:Processed beyond recognition by Gaygirlie · · Score: 2

      I don't understand the yuck-factor.

      Me neither. I would actually be delighted to eat lab-grown meat, with no bacteria on it, no steroids, no antibiotics, with a consistent quality and so on. I'm just hoping for some real breakthrough in the area so that such meat will become easy and cheap to produce so that it can be properly brought into mass-market. I assume that lab-grown meat will also mean less by-products and environmental waste than the regular method, but alas, I'm not an expert in either area.

    2. Re:Processed beyond recognition by MtHuurne · · Score: 1

      I think the point was that McChicken is not all that much like real chicken and still lots of people eat it. It doesn't really matter if lab-grown meat won't replace what is served at Christmas dinner; if it can replace processed meat that's already a huge success.

    3. Re:Processed beyond recognition by MtHuurne · · Score: 1

      I assume that lab-grown meat will also mean less by-products and environmental waste than the regular method, but alas, I'm not an expert in either area.

      I'm not an expert either, but I'd expect at least methane emissions to be a lot lower since lab-grown meat doesn't have a digestive system.

    4. Re:Processed beyond recognition by houghi · · Score: 1

      I do mind. The important factors are taste and structure. Both are from how the animal has lived. If the animal walked around free, the meat will be less tender as the muscles have done more work. (meat is muscle)
      Because there was more training, the muscles are not only a bit harder, they also had more blood going through them. This means more taste.

      And that is why steak is still way off. Pizza toppings are proceeded foods that have little to do with meat, except its origin.

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    5. Re:Processed beyond recognition by terjeber · · Score: 1

      Did you think there was Chicken in a McChicken. How cute.

    6. Re:Processed beyond recognition by Gaygirlie · · Score: 1

      I do mind. The important factors are taste and structure. Both are from how the animal has lived. If the animal walked around free, the meat will be less tender as the muscles have done more work. (meat is muscle)

      Yes, and? You're assuming that it won't be possible to manufacture such meat in a lab, yet TFA actually *does* talk about exactly this. It's only a matter of time. Sooner or later there will be such meat.

    7. Re:Processed beyond recognition by Beetjebrak · · Score: 1

      You just proved my point. Somehow there's a yuck-factor involved when actual meat is grown in a lab, but it's apparently not there when consumers see processed soy proteins, salt and artificial flavoring pressed together into a cheap "chicken" burger. I'd call that a double standard. If actual real chicken breast can be grown in a lab without animals suffering, I'll have that over any of the mystery meat today's fast-food chains sell.

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    8. Re:Processed beyond recognition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Errrr, there's a huge assumption in there that's unlikely to be fulfilled in real life. The current lab grown meat is in a research phase, and is therefore subject to clean room lab conditions where dollars/kilo are not a concern. You're assuming that the clean room conditions will extend to the mass market exploitation of the product: your assumption is that there will be no additives (really, really unlikely as yields are likely to be the biggest factor, and hence any yield enhancing agent you can imagine will be acceptable), and no waste (as is usual with breakthroughs such as this, I suppose the polution creation will be moved to somewhere else in the production chain, rather than removed).

      You know, you could grow perfectly healthly, perfectly clean, healthy animals with a 24x7 medical care and monitoring, a personal trainer and hospital level cleaning. We don't because at the end of the day it's the price that counts, not the quality. We're generally so far away from the production that we can no longer judge the quality at all, only the price.

    9. Re:Processed beyond recognition by MagusSlurpy · · Score: 1

      Lab-grown meat will require the energy and materials for nutrient baths, environmental controls, safety systems and the construction of expensive laboratory equipment versus sunlight and a ramshackle wooden fence and barn. I wouldn't expect the cownterfeit meat to be "environmentally cheaper" until the industry is well-developed, if ever.

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    10. Re:Processed beyond recognition by MagusSlurpy · · Score: 4, Funny

      You know, you could grow perfectly healthly, perfectly clean, healthy animals with a 24x7 medical care and monitoring, a personal trainer and hospital level cleaning. We don't because at the end of the day it's the price that counts, not the quality.

      You mean bonsai kittens?

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    11. Re:Processed beyond recognition by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 2

      I don't understand the yuck-factor.

      "Hunger never saw bad bread." -- Benjamin Franklin

      Yucky food is the inspiration for fine home cookin'. Slaves in the US were given the throw-away parts of animals that their masters did not want to eat. So the slaves developed recipes with spices to make the yucky food very tasty. The same thing could happen with this meat.

      If you are really hungry, you will eat whatever you can. If it tastes good, you will eat it, even though you think it is yucky.

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    12. Re:Processed beyond recognition by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I don't understand the yuck-factor.

      Here's mine. When a chicken goes wrong the problem is usually apparent, the chicken may even die before you kill it and be thrown away. But when you're growing it in a vat you're going to have to rely on testing. A problem in the middle of a batch might not get caught.

      Nature has protective mechanisms. They evolved, they weren't designed in, but that makes them no less valid.

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    13. Re:Processed beyond recognition by stenvar · · Score: 1

      As far as AGW is concerned, methane is a strong greenhouse gas, but its half-life is short, so it isn't such a big problem.

    14. Re:Processed beyond recognition by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      the chicken may even die before you kill it and be thrown away

      And often times the dead chickens are included in the pile of live chicken in the mass processing.

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    15. Re:Processed beyond recognition by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

      And often times the dead chickens are included in the pile of live chicken in the mass processing.

      Yes, that is a fair point. I used to eat anything and everything that came near my face, but these days I am more selective. Foster Farms is as low down the scale of chicken processors as I'm willing to go, I don't eat KentuckyFriedCrap or MickeyDeeznutz or ToxicSmell etc etc any more. Sometimes if I am really desperate I will eat a six dollar burger, that's scary enough but at least it's still recognizable as beef.

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    16. Re:Processed beyond recognition by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 1

      >> lab-grown meat doesn't have a digestive system

      We're working on that currently, in the interests of producing an artificial hot dog from lab grown pork anuses.

    17. Re:Processed beyond recognition by Kjella · · Score: 1

      Not to mention I think this is relevant. A lot of people today have completely disassociated the slabs of meat found vacuum packed in the store from actual livestock. I don't mean that they don't actually know, they just don't like to think about it. I don't particularly like reminding myself that a rump steak is an animal's butt myself, but it tastes good. Same with sausages, try reminding people the skin is made of intestines and see how many friends you make. I don't think lab made meat would be a hard sell at all, once you got over any concerns that the meat might not be healthy for you..

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    18. Re:Processed beyond recognition by GrumpySteen · · Score: 1

      Go buy a McChicken at the big yellow M. There's nothing recognizably chicken-ish about that product at all. The taste and texture is completely different from the chicken I tasted as a kid, when my grandfather would routinely kill and prepare his own chickens for dinner.

      That's because your grandfather didn't grind the chickens up, make patties, batter and deep fry them. The fact that a McChicken doesn't resemble unground chicken isn't any different than the fact that a hamburger doesn't resemble a steak.

    19. Re:Processed beyond recognition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would actually be delighted to eat lab-grown meat, with no bacteria on it, no steroids, no antibiotics, with a consistent quality and so on.

      I think it's a little bit naive to think that lab-grown meat will be immune to economic pressure. If a company that lab-grows meat is given the choice of going bankrupt or using growth hormones to ramp op production, I've got a strong suspicion they'll go for the latter.

    20. Re:Processed beyond recognition by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      Gotta be less agricultural run-off from the lab...

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    21. Re:Processed beyond recognition by aXis100 · · Score: 1

      I thionk you're forgetting the huge number of batch grown foods that we are already consuming. We seem to cope fine with sterile production and subsequent testing.

      As an easy example, beer and cheese will both be terribly spoiled if the wrong organisms are allowed to develop during processing. Both start out sterile though heat, care is taken to only indroduce good organisms, and by the end it either contains natural preservatives or is pasturised.

      There's no reason to think that the same cant be done with in-vitro meat.

    22. Re:Processed beyond recognition by MagusSlurpy · · Score: 1

      That's true. . . but you would be amazed to learn what we're legally permitted to dump down the sink.

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    23. Re:Processed beyond recognition by uninformedLuddite · · Score: 1

      You forgot the wasteful regulatory agencies.

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    24. Re:Processed beyond recognition by uninformedLuddite · · Score: 1

      They're cloning Dick Cheney?

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    25. Re:Processed beyond recognition by uninformedLuddite · · Score: 1

      actual real chicken breast? LOL. As I type this I have a chicken sitting next to my keyboard. An actual real chicken with actual real chicken breasts. Convincing anyone that cloned lab grown ccell cultures is real actual chicken breast is a true accomplishment. Bernays would be proud.

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    26. Re:Processed beyond recognition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you do realize that it takes 10 lbs of corn for one pound of cow. And only half of the cow is usable for human consumption. out of that half, only half is the good cuts. so for good cuts of meat, it takes 30 pounds of feed to make a pound of porterhouse. That corn required artificial fertilizer, Artificial pesticide, and a fleet of large fuel thirsty tractors. Once you include the industrial capacity of making all the stuff neccessary to make a pound of corn, the cost becomes absolutely huge.

      So in short, Cownterfeit will be immensly more environmental friendly then anything short of artisinal farming techniques, and even then would still have the advantage due to ruminant methane production and processing costs.

    27. Re:Processed beyond recognition by MagusSlurpy · · Score: 1

      I don't think you realize how energy- and resource-hungry a laboratory is. Constant (and accurate) environmental control, both humidity and temperature. Reagents, solvents, and disposable lab equipment out the wazoo. Transfer pipettes, capillary pistons, gloves, petri dishes, chromatography media, microscope slides, sample bottles. . . my lab is a one-person lab (three shifts), about 200 square feet, and being a slow lab, we still fill two trashcans a day and generate about 10 liters of chemical waste to QC test maybe a liter of samples combined. Now scale that 200 square feet up to enough floorspace to produce 280 billion kilos of meat per year (world annual consumption). Now consider things like power and media for the actual test and growth equipment. My optical emission spectrometer (used to quantify concentrations of elements, and so would almost certainly be necessary under the anticipated FDA regulations to perform QC checks for essential nutrients like zinc and phosphates) uses about 4KW of power, a relatively minor amount of solvent, but half a gallon of liquid argon per minute. It would take it about 20 minutes for this instrument to check one sample for the standard FDA specs - that's 10 gallons of argon per sample. If you think the Haber-Bosch process for fixating nitrogen into fertilizers is environmentally expensive, you should learn about argon sequestration. And that's just one of many, many tests that would be required for lab-grown meat. How often will the nutrient baths need to be refilled? Cleaned? How often will they need to be tested for bacterial growth? How are we going to produce the nutrient media? Gonna feed the lab-meat plain old glucose? Where do you think we'll get that glucose? Gotta grow it! Right back to square one.

      See, the problem is that Mother Nature has spent six billion years tuning her biological creations into efficient little factories. Talk to any chemist or physicist about solar power, and he/she will wax rhapsodic about the beauty and efficiency of Photosystems I & II, and how they are the Holy Grail of photon utilization. We first observed the photovoltaic effect almost a hundred and fifty years ago, the first step towards building an "artificial leaf," and are nowhere NEAR reproducing the efficiency of PSI&II - hell, we don't even understand the systems yet, let alone how to reproduce them, or improve upon them. The same problem exists with lab-grown meat - nothing will be as efficient at turning corn into hamburgers as a cow for at least fifty years, and probably longer.

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  4. One food may be ready now by Grayhand · · Score: 1

    I'll bet they could make a Haggas that even PETA could love. It already doesn't resemble meat so there's no downside. I'm only half joking in that processed meats may be the inroad to wide acceptance.

    1. Re:One food may be ready now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll bet they could make a Haggas

      They might be able to spell it too.

  5. why not use a meatgrinder instead of electricshock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the way it sounds is like get ready here it comes......
    franken-burger
    seriously the way good old fashioned commecial commercial hamburger is created is disgusting enough so i am not getting why the electroshock?
    the shock are those sparky jacobs-ladders from the frankenstien movie---->

    http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://electricmuseum.com/wp-content/uploads/jacobs_ladder_1.jpg&imgrefurl=http://electricmuseum.com/?p%3D6&h=564&w=478&sz=41&tbnid=sxvgaHuFKqADVM:&tbnh=90&tbnw=76&zoom=1&usg=__sulEq7E2zJyZ3aeRgUUP_8csVOQ=&docid=cVZc4_5uNP3mJM&hl=en&sa=X&ei=JlTpUJjHB-PhiwKDyIDgDQ&sqi=2&ved=0CHoQ9QEwCw&dur=4977

    still my favorite food--home made thick burger on a tall bun with all the fixings --im hungry enough to try out

  6. Irony by Virtually+Sane · · Score: 2

    What is ironic is that looking at current varieties of crops and farm animals, they have been cultivated to the point where they bear little resemblance to the original species. Also methods of generating new varieties include induced mutation, which is seen as OK by the organic lobby. Go figure.

    1. Re:Irony by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      This. "Fake" meat requires fundamental science. That is, getting closer to the real muscle than any butcher has ever done. They will learn to create muscle tissue that is indistinguishable from tissue that spent its life on ancient forests.

      "Fake" meat will be more real than almost all "real" meat.

    2. Re:Irony by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      > which is seen as OK by the organic lobby. Go figure.

      Speaking for myself and not for any organization or lobby, I've been annoyed by a seemingly recurring method to promote particular technologies like nuclear energy or genetic engineering.

      Please let me take this opportunity to be on-topic and show how nefarious such method can be.

      For instance, as of recently some dude figured he was "wrong" and GM is not bad, so he changed his view. Well, he might be wrong in opposing GM, but the other extreme (give a blank blanche to labs) might be a bigger problem. In my particular case, I have no problem if they make more meat with a GM ox (actually, this is great as it leads to sacrificing less animal lives)... but I certainly don't want to eat plants engineered to produce more toxic components or able to resist better to -- and thus more contaminated with -- plant ("weed") killers.

      It's the same with nuclear energy: it's essential for medical use, but frankly, people don't know how to deal with nuclear reactors. It's not a Physics or Engineering problem -- it's a case of management incompetence. And I see no solution for that in the near future.

      The method I talk about is stressing some quality of a technology while minimizing important drawbacks it or some of its uses may have. This is highly biased and dishonest IMHO.

      Therefore, I welcome lab meat -- because I need meat, it's part of my culture, but I want to stop killing other animals lives to get the meat I need. Nonetheless, there must be proper management in place so that quality and origin are assured.

    3. Re:Irony by Electricity+Likes+Me · · Score: 2

      This. "Fake" meat requires fundamental science. That is, getting closer to the real muscle than any butcher has ever done. They will learn to create muscle tissue that is indistinguishable from tissue that spent its life on ancient forests.

      "Fake" meat will be more real than almost all "real" meat.

      Actually it's likely that once we get "close enough" that it'll turn out people like divergent varieties of meat which can only be produced through tissue engineering and definitely bear no resemblance to real tissue.

    4. Re:Irony by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For future reference, the phrase is either "carte blanche" or "blank check/cheque". I believe it comes from a French King who had a habit of giving nonspecific warrants to his cronies.

    5. Re:Irony by MagusSlurpy · · Score: 1

      Wait until someone inserts the GFP gene into these lab-grown burgers so kids can have fluorescent hamburgers at McDonald's.

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    6. Re:Irony by MagusSlurpy · · Score: 1

      It's the same with nuclear energy: it's essential for medical use, but frankly, people don't know how to deal with nuclear reactors. It's not a Physics or Engineering problem -- it's a case of management incompetence. And I see no solution for that in the near future.

      You can (and should) say the same thing about cars. Automobiles driven by incompetents kill more people every day than nuclear power has in its entire human history.

      At least, ignoring one or two minor aberrations. Though they did work as intended. . .

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    7. Re:Irony by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Actually it's likely that once we get "close enough" that it'll turn out people like divergent varieties of meat which can only be produced through tissue engineering and definitely bear no resemblance to real tissue.

      And they will be delicious.

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    8. Re:Irony by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Automobiles driven by incompetents kill more people every day than nuclear power has in its entire human history.

      At least, ignoring one or two minor aberrations. Though they did work as intended. . .

      That wasn't nuclear power; it was nuclear Power.

    9. Re:Irony by celle · · Score: 1

      "At least, ignoring one or two minor aberrations. Though they did work as intended. . ."

            It's been more than two aberrations. But just those two aberrations had killed more people than car accidents over years in that era. Also car accidents are one-off incidents that don't have long term effects as opposed to nuclear where the long term effects aren't taken into account when figuring the body count.

    10. Re:Irony by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh please. Nuclear accidents are rare, and if the plants use the latest technology, they'll get even rarer. What we need are sensible regulations, not fearmongering and cowering in fear from the unlikely; that's what I'd expect from a moron who believes that terrorists will kill us all and advocates for the Patriot Act.

  7. why not use meat by Osgeld · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    sounds like a solution searching for a problem. meat exists, just kill and eat it, whats the beef?

    1. Re:why not use meat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You'r lucky we'r not a canibalistic society.

    2. Re:why not use meat by The+Master+Control+P · · Score: 2, Informative

      Because the resource consumption rates needed to make it the natural way cannot continue.

      People have no idea the absolutely unbelievable amount of agricultural and hydrological resources the world pours down a veritable black hole to make meat. Put it this way: The amount of grain and water it takes to raise the meat eaten by Americans alone could feed everyone in the entire world.

    3. Re:why not use meat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The amount of grain and water it takes to raise the meat eaten by Americans alone could feed everyone in the entire world.

      Most of the grains we feed to livestock aren't worth a shit to humans from a nutritional point of view. I wish every stupid hippie who propagates this bullshit would go out, pick up a couple bales of alfalfa, and try actually surviving on it. Doesn't work so fucking well, because you're a human and not a goddamn cow.

      Look, out in your back yard all that grass? Goats can get fat eating that stuff. So do us all a favor and next time you feel like spreading this type of FUD, go cut your lawn and put the trimmings on your plate, and try living off that.

    4. Re:why not use meat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah but then their diets would lack meat, that is really no way to live. Governments have fallen for less.

    5. Re:why not use meat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Every time they make a breakthrough that means we can feed "everyone in the entire world", they double the number of people in the world.

      In my opinion, "more people" definitely does not equal "better world".

      Human population (in fact any population) will always expand to consume and exhaust resources available. Why do we think that humans are any different?

    6. Re:why not use meat by aliquis · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Not true and you could also grow other crops.

      True for areas which isn't suitable for farming grains though.

    7. Re:why not use meat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You obviously haven't seen Food Inc.

    8. Re:why not use meat by gmuslera · · Score: 1

      If we can't get enough meat, but the what is needed to raise it could feed everyone anyway, why go to the meat route anyway? Probably would be cheaper to have as food additives whatever we can't get or assimilate from vegetables.

      You will still need to have cows and chickens, at least for milk and eggs, it could be luxury meat, but for normal, widescale food, probably vegetables (even lab growing them) could be the way,

      Anyway, if labs can grow meat, they could grow/sintetize "pure" food at a potentially similar cost? Food patches could be the next hit.

    9. Re:why not use meat by The+Master+Control+P · · Score: 4, Interesting

      If the area currently devoted to making feed for ruminants weren't needed for that, we wouldn't be farming grass and alfalfa on it now would we?

      Regardless, you can't deny that the biological growth process is staggeringly inefficient from an energy in / energy in biomass standpoint. There's a reason why prey:predator biomass relationships tend to fan in something like 100:1 per level. It's possible given a large effort to farm a whole bunch of meat, but we're doing severe damage to water tables, river systems and everything within 100 miles of the Mississippi river delta due to farm runoff, a significant part of which is making feedstock for animals.

      And no, I'm not confused about why I have sharp front teeth and I enjoy a good steak'n'taters as much as anyone. I simply see a situation whose energy/resource consumption is a Bad Idea (tm) in an era of imminent resource constraints. We should eat meat, but a whole lot less would be much healthier.

    10. Re:why not use meat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      we produce between 2 and 3 times the amount of food needed to feed everyone in the world currently. Obesity is a bigger problem worldwide then starvation.

      In other words hunger is currently a distribution problem not a production problem. If you want to fix it you need to fix the distribution not the production.

    11. Re:why not use meat by bogjobber · · Score: 4, Informative

      Because Americans eat a lot of goat meat, right?

      Most of the meat eaten in the US is beef and chicken. What do we feed most of the beef and chicken? There's some forage, sure. But the majority of it is corn and soy, grown on commercial farms. This is particularly true in large-scale commercial lots where the overwhelming majority of our meat is produced.

      And I hate to burst your bubble, but alfalfa doesn't come falling out of the sky into fully formed hay bails. You have to plant it, fertilized it, and harvest it like all the other crops. That requires arable land, water, gasoline, and labor costs that could easily be used in a much more efficient way than producing meat, which was the GP poster's point.

      But I guess having a understanding of basic economics makes us stupid goddamn hippies.

    12. Re:why not use meat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because Americans eat a lot of goat meat, right?

      Most of the meat eaten in the US is beef and chicken. What do we feed most of the beef and chicken? There's some forage, sure. But the majority of it is corn and soy, grown on commercial farms. This is particularly true in large-scale commercial lots where the overwhelming majority of our meat is produced.

      And I hate to burst your bubble, but alfalfa doesn't come falling out of the sky into fully formed hay bails. You have to plant it, fertilized it, and harvest it like all the other crops. That requires arable land, water, gasoline, and labor costs that could easily be used in a much more efficient way than producing meat, which was the GP poster's point.

      But I guess having a understanding of basic economics makes us stupid goddamn hippies.

      What's the matter, kid? Don't you like lamb chops???

    13. Re:why not use meat by SETY · · Score: 1

      Beef Is grown in New Mexico on range land, 1 acre per cow. Beef is grown on a high corn diet in other parts of the country. Beef is grown in Europe on a different diet. A rumen is an amazing thing. So if we decide corn is bad for some reason then the government can put a massive tax on it and beef cows will eat something else and meat will be more expensive in the store. Simple economics.
      If you add enough taxes and costs to a farmers input costs because farming is "bad" then maybe laboratory meat will be cost competitive, but that is a big maybe.

    14. Re:why not use meat by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      When you say "corn and soy", do you by any chance mean silage?

      How do you feel about eating some good old green silage?

    15. Re:why not use meat by Big+Jason · · Score: 1

      Because Americans eat a lot of goat meat, right?

      I'm a murican and I love goat meat. Muricans don't know what they're missing but then again I guess Jamaican, Indian and Cabrito aren't mainstream.

    16. Re:why not use meat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pump it full of MSG, sugar and/or transfats, advertise it on TV with a playful cartoon figure and kids will demand their parents buy it in the supermarket.

    17. Re:why not use meat by qbast · · Score: 1

      Efficiency and costs as usual. If this is perfected, then huge amounts of arable lands can be repurposed and price of meat should drop significantly.

    18. Re:why not use meat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Communist.

    19. Re:why not use meat by w0mprat · · Score: 1

      The amount of grain and water it takes to raise the meat eaten by Americans alone could feed everyone in the entire world.

      Most of the grains we feed to livestock aren't worth a shit to humans from a nutritional point of view. I wish every stupid hippie who propagates this bullshit would go out, pick up a couple bales of alfalfa, and try actually surviving on it. Doesn't work so fucking well, because you're a human and not a goddamn cow.

      Look, out in your back yard all that grass? Goats can get fat eating that stuff. So do us all a favor and next time you feel like spreading this type of FUD, go cut your lawn and put the trimmings on your plate, and try living off that.

      THIS was modded insightful? Where did you get humans eating grass from? He said "Grain and water" ... which is the kind of staple that civilizations subsisted on for thousands of years before our rather meat-rich era. Hell some say there are grains are more nutritious and ideal for human consumption than meat (Quinoa, Chia).

      Nevermind that humans can absolutely eat a totally a meat-free diet anyway, and millions do, which can indeed include lots of leafy matter, raw even. Heck, Broccolli is about 7% protein. Heard of Veganism or even the Paleo diet? Our guts are even adapted to this diet more then they are our modern western diet.

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    20. Re:why not use meat by thoromyr · · Score: 1

      Absolutely. Goat meat is tasty, but not as easy to get. I really like a middle eastern style goat stew. Because goat meat hasn't been commercialized like beef and poultry the goat meat you can get is often of better quality than either beef or poultry.

      *Good* beef is also tasty. If you can afford it, avoid the grocery mart meat products and buy something that wasn't raised in a stall and pumped full of chemicals. The meat not only looks different, it cooks different (less fat) and tastes wonderful. I never cared for steak (or any beef product, really) when growing up. Now I have the resources to buy by-the-cow and get really good beef from locally raised cattle.

      Recently extended this to buying a slaughtered hog as well as slaughtered sheep (both locally raised). I used to not care for lamb overly much, but it tastes good (and makes better kibbeh than I've had before).

      Buying quality meat definitely requires a bigger food budget, and to do it economically requires a capacious deep freeze, so I understand it simply isn't an option for many people. But if and when you can, it is definitely worth it.

    21. Re:why not use meat by bogjobber · · Score: 1

      Even if they're raised on rangeland they're probably shipped off to Kansas and Colorado and finished on corn. It's rare that beef in the American market avoids commercial yards at some point, and unless you live in a rural ranching area you have to pay a pretty penny for it.

    22. Re:why not use meat by bogjobber · · Score: 1

      It's the norm for commercially raised beef to be finished on a majority corn diet, which is field corn grown specifically for that purpose. Sileage makes up a relatively small amount of cattle diets.

      Chicken feed I'm not as knowledgeable about, but AFAIK it's much the same.

  8. So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I TOLD you, I was sure as hell that you were going to be able to get those extra inches!!!!!!!!!

    THANKS science! :-D We at the math dept. are all very excited indeed.

  9. This could be a revolution. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    In vitro meat could be a solution for multiple problems namely global warming, obesity & hunger.

    I can imagine that it will use way less resources than 'regular' meat while reducing GHG. It could aid in actually replacing some of the carbs in our diet
    (ie. Atkins is what many cancer patients are on which is low or no carbs; low carb diets have been shown by studies to produce the best results in losing weight without actually starving someone).

    Regulated & engineered meat could also aid in battling hunger for the diet of most poor people is based mainly on grains or nothing at all. And there isn't much of that to go around either (see Arab spring, past and coming droughts).

    Now if we could only solve the energy & political problems..

  10. Speaking as a vegan by aliquis · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I don't get the yuck factor.

    To me a slaughtered animals is about as yucky as it can be. Even more so when combined with the slaughter house And even more so if you consider some things like the floors and skinn processing.

    There's also the hanging of the meat and for instance things like hams which have hanged around to develop flavour or whatever for three (?) years and such. I guess they keep the flies out but it looks very old and "half-rotten" with black spots and ugly surface.

    Imho something fresh rather than an old body stored long after death seem fresher and less discusting. Scavaging isn't my idea of fresh and little yuckiness.

    Something grown in a clean environment (though of course the bodies of the animals are likely good at keeping themself clean except for some parasites and such) imho seem less yucky and if you've got some compassion for others that's even better.

    What I personally wonder is if it's still grown in bouillon made of animals because then the difference isn't all to big. You still need to kill animals and use them in the process. But then again they likely could use some scraps to make that one to get better effectiveness.

    For me personally there may still be some mental issue due to what it is even if no animal had to die and the cells wasn't grown on an animal based diet/medium. That may not make much sense though, and having a protein based staple for your diet would be very convenient.

    1. Re:Speaking as a vegan by aliquis · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Oh I forgot this part.

      I read http://science.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=3361051&cid=42494273 and remembered I forgot one thing. The alternative to that "not very fresh but rather scavanging style meat": The very fresh meat.

      As in those videos on YouTube there you for instance have a turtle in a fishing uhm, dish-layout-selling board (I don't know the english word) where he or she has had the top part of his shell sawed of and with the internal of his body showing but he may still eventually be alive considering what his head is doing (I don't know for sure / remember.)

      Or those fishes which is very fast prepared (I don't remember how) and possibly prepared in a pan but still moves on your plate.

      There was also some squid which moved when served but it had lemon juice or whatever on it and I think it was said to be due to electrical impulses but still dead and I assume the fishes which still move their gills may be dead but still have that reacting (though I find it somewhat weird and I'm not sure / convinced? Would they really flap their gills in an ordinary fashing if they was dead? Not just open them up or close them once and hold that position?)

      Anyway whatever still alive but in a very damaged and suffering state or recently killed but still moving I find those kind of styles and cooking disgusting. I do get it's supposed to show off the freshness but if there's any chance the animal is suffering it totally suck.

      All these are from Asian cuisine and all of it is sea life something which is disgusting regardless of what it is due to the extreme over fishing and the countries with massive population but too little land to feed them all likely will ignore any regulation and ideas to keep the fishing industry alive long-term and the oceans healthy and alive to feed their population short term. It's horrible how the sea life is threated.

      Look at these shark fin pictures and say you think that's right and better than factory grown meat:
      http://www.grindtv.com/outdoor/blog/50552/alarming+sight+thousands+of+shark+fins+drying+on+hong+kong+rooftop/

      But I guess the idiots who want to eat flapping fishes or their eyes or horns of whatever creature are going to switch the something cruelty free because their minds are so stuck with what they eat and the benefit of it.

      Look at this photo:
      http://static.grindtv.com/images/1/00/41/05/97/410597.jpg

      Totally disgusting, such a waste and total lack of compassion.

    2. Re:Speaking as a vegan by aliquis · · Score: 1

      These snakes / eels (eating the regular eels we have here in Europe which mate closer to your mexican gulf or whatever also is horrible) must be dead since there heads have been shopped of, but the dish (time 00:20) is rather interesting:
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56-bR9ZNBzY

      But how is the fish at 00:57 doing? This is what I mean.

      So you cut it a little on the sides and put it in oil for a few seconds but don't cook the head or decapitate it so it seem to still be conscious and alive (01:26) in that part once on the dish?

      How very compassionate of you.

      I don't know how this Alligator is doing:
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aRi9_Ppepo
      I know it has been questioned whatever humans which got their head chopped of in some way could still be in consciousness for some time. Rather harsh to mess with the dying (or living), fuck all these disgusting people.

      I guess this turtle can't be alive?
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3x8pzS1nDk
      (Or have they only removed things which it could survive without?)

      Regardless I find keeping things like turtles alive in a plastic container until they are sold or you want to preper them for food rather cruel to. I don't like to watch animals spending their time like that and know what's coming for them.

      But that's just me.

    3. Re:Speaking as a vegan by drinkypoo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      To me a slaughtered animals is about as yucky as it can be.

      Did you know there are no indigenous vegetarians? There may have been some, but they were probably eaten. Your distaste for what is one of the most natural processes on the world (before blood existed, there were predators and prey) would make you unfit to survive in the wild.

      or me personally there may still be some mental issue due to what it is even if no animal had to die and the cells wasn't grown on an animal based diet/medium. That may not make much sense though,

      You're hardly the only person I know who is grossed out by meat. To me, though, that's not just a mental issue, it's mental illness. We are omnivores. Actual predators often don't even wait until an animal stops moving before they eat it. They have no sense of nicety.

      You've convinced yourself of something arbitrary and false.

      The simple truth is that an animal has an immune system and a vat of meat doesn't, so from any logical standpoint, it's the vat-grown meat that's "yucky". Animals are self-cleaning and self-repairing. With that said, CAFOs are the devil's work.

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    4. Re:Speaking as a vegan by cyberdime · · Score: 0

      You're hardly the only person I know who is grossed out by meat. To me, though, that's not just a mental issue, it's mental illness. We are omnivores.

      If a person grossed out by meat suffers from mental illness, then so are people grossed out by genocide. If we simply follow our genetic instincts, then keeping ourselves or at most our tribe alive is our prime directive, and we should kill, butcher, or massacre everything or anyone that helps us achieve that goal.

    5. Re:Speaking as a vegan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about this for yucky?
      Meat produced from human excrement, the shitburger.

    6. Re:Speaking as a vegan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you're a bit too young and insulated from the world as such. you'll grow up and have a family and learn about healthy eating and so on and you'll change. happens to nearly everyone except for the stupidest folk around.

    7. Re:Speaking as a vegan by Runaway1956 · · Score: 2

      You may benefit from watching some nature videos. I think waiting for your dinner to be actually dead and unresponsive to stimuli is a rarity. As soon as the predator can bite a piece off, he's chowing down. Sometime during dinner, the prey actually dies. In the case of snakes, I'm not sure that the prey dies before it reaches the stomach. I found a king snake ingesting a copperhead several years ago. Because I was there, the king reversed the ingestion, the copper head lay there for a few seconds, then started slithering away. I crushed the copperhead's head, apologized to the king, and left.

      Needlessly causing an animal to suffer is stupid and pointless, so some of your examples irritate me, but they don't irritate me as much as they bother you.

      I can't speak for your ancestors, but mine were all omnivores. We all eat anything that moves unless it moves to fast for us to catch. To solve that, we invented snares, bows and arrows, and finally guns. Somewhere in between we invented fences and barns. We evolved to eat meat, vegetables, and anything else that didn't poison us.

      Homegrown meat-like stuff from a culture? I don't think that's on our menu, because we've never encountered it in the wild, or on a farm. Before I try it, it had better be a damned convincing copy. I'll wait until a few generations of PETA fans have subsisted on the stuff, before I try it. Maybe around the year 2250, I'll be convinced! Oh - wait. I don't think my life expectancy is anywhere near 300 years . . . crap!

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    8. Re:Speaking as a vegan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you know there are no indigenous vegetarians?

      What does this statement even mean? There's plenty of vegetarians who live where they were born, and plenty who were raised vegetarian for birth.

    9. Re:Speaking as a vegan by Runaway1956 · · Score: 2

      "Did you know there are no indigenous vegetarians? There may have been some, but they were probably eaten."

      ROFLMAO

      I have it on good authority that some omnivores eat other omnivores, too. I hear that long pig tastes just like pork! Way off topic, but I served with a guy whose grandfathers were headhunters. We asked him once if he ever ate another person. He said, "I don't know, I just ate whatever my mother gave me!"

      It's unlikely that he did. In theory, at least, the last of the tribes in the Phillipines were "civilized" before he was born. But - stuff happens!

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    10. Re:Speaking as a vegan by ByteSlicer · · Score: 2

      Something grown in a clean environment (though of course the bodies of the animals are likely good at keeping themself clean except for some parasites and such) imho seem less yucky

      Well, there's the problem right there: animals are self-contained systems. They have a circulatory system that filters out all kinds of bad stuff and keeps a delicate balance, they have an immune system that wards off bacteria, fungi and viruses. They move around by themselves.

      I guess most people find the thought of some meat "living" in a petri dish revolting, but the actual "yuck" factor should come from all the chemicals needed to grow the meat.

      Prevent infections? Add some more antibiotics and preservatives. Needs a better color? Add some food dyes. Need more muscle? Grind up some dead fish for protein, filter and add to artificial blood stream.

      I assume that in the end it will all be strictly regulated, but as with all regulations, people tend to work around them if it saves them pennies. Before these regulations are in place, I will be very weary of eating artificial meat.

      Myself, I would have no problem eating a burger made from crickets. Most people eat shrimp, so why not insects? As a vegan, I assume you wouldn't eat those either, but you have to draw the line somewhere, because in the end all our food is/was alive.

    11. Re:Speaking as a vegan by EvolutionInAction · · Score: 5, Insightful
      You need to study formal logic a bit more. What you are committing is popularly known as the naturalistic fallacy. This is the assumption that what is natural is good, and what is good must be natural.

      Which is stupid when you actually stop and think about it. Dolphins rape each other, perfectly natural. Not good.

    12. Re:Speaking as a vegan by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 4, Informative

      So now you want to conflate eating meat with rape, and then tell me I need to study formal logic a bit more?

      What he used is called an "analogy." Using an analogy is not at all the same as saying that two things are exactly alike. Rather, what he was trying to say is that just because something is natural, that doesn't mean it's automatically good. So no, he very likely wasn't trying to say that eating meat is like raping someone.

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    13. Re:Speaking as a vegan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even if you're speaking as a vegan, certainly you're aware that foods (including pure vegetable based ones) can develop a richer, more complex or generally more pleasant flavour by fermenting and ageing. Doesn't just go for meats and cheese, but just as well for barrel-aged whisky and wine. Likewise, soy sauce doesn't happen overnight either.

    14. Re:Speaking as a vegan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Haha. Nice one.

      There are plenty of indigenous (humans) who are vegetarian, not to mention all the herbivorous animals. The high-meat western diet is something of a rarity, from a global perspective. There're plenty of people in developing nations who are vegetarian, and have no other option. Or more commonly, eat a mainly vegetarian diet with occasional meat when available.

      If everyone in the world were to eat the amount of meat the average westerner does, we'd need another five planets to accommodate the necessary quantity of animals and their food.

      I'm not a vegetarian, I like meat, but I realise how cushy I have it in a country where I can readily and affordably eat lots of it.

    15. Re:Speaking as a vegan by guises · · Score: 4, Informative

      You actually used two fallacies in your original post: one was the naturalistic fallacy, claiming that eating meat was good because it was natural, while the second was a straw man fallacy, where you made an argument claiming that eating meat was natural (and therefore good) in counter to an argument by OP that modern meat processing was yucky (an unnatural process).

      In your second post you have used two fallacies again: the first was another straw man fallacy - GP gave a perfectly reasonable, though unrelated, example of the naturalistic fallacy and you have made an argument against some concoction of your own, where you've put the GP's example together with the previous topic. Your second fallacy is called an appeal to ridicule. Example: you used the appeal to ridicule fallacy because you are an obstinate idiot incapable of critical thought and resentful of those who are, the very idea that you have anything worthwhile to say is preposterous.

    16. Re:Speaking as a vegan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dolphins rape each other, perfectly natural. Not good.

      Think that's bad, see the happy penguins.

    17. Re:Speaking as a vegan by phantomfive · · Score: 2

      Well, look at it a different way, when you eat the stuff grown in a vat, you avoid all the hormones that are naturally produced in a cow. There's a lot of nasty stuff coursing through the body of a cow.

      So laboratory grown meat is actually the cleaner stuff. And if they make it taste better than normal beef, as in, you can get a nice Kobe Beef-like steak in America, I'm sure not going to complain about it not being 'natural.'

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    18. Re:Speaking as a vegan by immaterial · · Score: 1

      Because we don't use antibiotics, color additives, and unnatural feeds in the production of normal meat...

    19. Re:Speaking as a vegan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dolphins rape each other, perfectly natural. Not good.

      It's good for dolphins.

    20. Re:Speaking as a vegan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, "The simple truth is that an animal has an immune system and a vat of meat doesn't, so from any logical standpoint, it's the vat-grown meat that's "yucky""
      is not a mere assumption.
      1. Bacteria/viruses will attack the vat meat just like the animal meat.
      2. Animals have evolved to fight these attacks.
      3. Predators have evolved to eat these animals.

      Lab meat will likely be not able to cope with the various threats, so the meat-engineers will have to add lots of artificial stuff to it (antibiotics, fungicide, whatever).
      You will have to eat that stuff too.

    21. Re:Speaking as a vegan by ChromeAeonium · · Score: 1

      Too bad that when it comes out, there will be more than the yuck factor. It will be justified. There will be (baseless) claims that any company involved in this is unethical. There will be (severely flawed) studies proving this meat causes cancer. Just wait. New technology, especially biotechnology, when some people find it 'yucky,' will have justification for the angst. That and its new, science is scary, labs are scary, there will be Frankenstein monster imagery, ect.

    22. Re:Speaking as a vegan by ByteSlicer · · Score: 1

      Well yeah, that's why I mentioned them. But at least with livestock these things are regulated and random samples are tested in labs. And still there is abuse.

      The difference is: you can probably do a lot of crazy things with "dummy" meat that you couldn't do with live animals because you don't have to consider their organs (brain, liver, heart) or bodily functions. Large amounts of ethanol in the blood? Would put a cow in a coma, but no problemo for a living steak since it has no brain.

    23. Re:Speaking as a vegan by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      So now you want to conflate eating meat with rape,

      no.

      and then tell me I need to study formal logic a bit more?

      This is more and more apparent.

      You used a fallacy (naturalistic argument).

      He gave an example where this fallacy fails, which refutes using the fallacy.

      You have now used a straw man in addidion.

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    24. Re:Speaking as a vegan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So now you want to conflate eating meat with rape

      Strawman arguments are lies.

    25. Re:Speaking as a vegan by reboot246 · · Score: 1

      Your attitude and lifestyle disgust me. What do you suggest we do about it? Fight it out?

      No one has the right to not be disgusted by something. If you don't like the idea of eating meat, then don't eat meat. Just don't try to convince (or force) me to not eat it.

    26. Re:Speaking as a vegan by Beeftopia · · Score: 2

      So now you want to conflate eating meat with rape, and then tell me I need to study formal logic a bit more? You need to study your teeth and your stomach a bit more. Presumably you are already sufficiently familiar with your asshole.

      Carnivore teeth:
      1) Tiger
      2) Baboon

      Herbivore teeth:
      1) Deer
      2) Horse

      And finally, human teeth.

      We like to think of ourselves as "King of the Jungle", and we are. But that's not due to our physical power, but rather, to our brain power. Also - our teeth are much closer to the herbivore's teeth than to the carnivores. We don't have the ruminant stomachs, but we have the ruminant teeth with a carnivore-lite's stomach. Which suggests to me that we're probably designed to eat mostly plants but can digest animal protein if we come across it.

    27. Re:Speaking as a vegan by Velex · · Score: 1

      I was reading the diet section of The Complete Illustrated Book of Yoga by Swami Vishnu-devananda earlier today since I've been evaluating my diet in an attempt to get rid of a beer gut I've grown over the past couple years, when I came across this section. It seems to be a rebuttal to your macho appeal to nature.

      According to the Bhagavad Gita, there are three types of food: namely, sattvic food (pure food) rajasic food (stimulating food), and tamasic (impure and rotten food).

      Milk, butter, fruits, vegetables, and grains come under the category of good or sattvic foods. Spices, hot substances, meat, alcohol, fish, and eggs, which stimulate the nervous system, come under the heading of stimulating or rajasic foods, while food that is rotten, putrefied, and overripe comes under the tamasic or impure food category.

      Man's preference for one of the above-mentioned food types is in accordance with the evolution of his mind. Spiritually and mentally advanced people prefer the pure type of food....

      So, the correct answer may not be doing as other predators do. Additionally, I think categorizing compassion for other living organisms and making conscious dietary decisions to avoid even the most humane kind of animal death as "mental illness" represents something that might not be quite right with your head. Overreaction much?

      To wit: you're hardly the only person I know who likes meat. You're only one of a handful I know who thinks it's a mental illness to find meat disgusting, and if you're anything like those people, you're somebody I wouldn't want to be around. It's one thing to disagree with someone. It's another to attack their opinion as a disease.

      Now where did I leave that buffalo sauce? The wings are almost ready....

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    28. Re:Speaking as a vegan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've convinced yourself of something arbitrary and false.

      So? I'd put money that if we had a big book of your values and beliefs we'd find a bunch of subjective things in there. Personal preference is exactly that, after all.

      I'm not sure how you can get to something as subjective as yucky with something as objective as logic.

    29. Re:Speaking as a vegan by Smallpond · · Score: 1

      Large amounts of ethanol in the blood? Would put a cow in a coma, but no problemo for a living steak since it has no brain.

      Alcoburger - get fed and drunk at the same time! I'm trademarking that name.

    30. Re:Speaking as a vegan by TrekkieGod · · Score: 1

      Dolphins rape each other, perfectly natural. Not good.

      So now you want to conflate eating meat with rape, and then tell me I need to study formal logic a bit more? You need to study your teeth and your stomach a bit more.

      In addition to the formal logic studies, you also need to work on your reading comprehension.

      He didn't compare eating meat with rape. You argued that eating meat is natural, and therefore likened an aversion to it to a mental illness. He gave you an example of something else that is natural, assumes you have an aversion to it, but he also assumes you don't consider that aversion to be a mental illness, despite fitting your criteria.

      Basically, he destroyed your argument.

      For the record, I'm a meat eater. However, the entire idea that we are required to do that which we evolved to do is simply asinine. Do you know something else you didn't evolve to do, besides not eating meat? You didn't evolve to get your food at the supermarket. Food that wasn't foraged or hunted, but rather farmed or killed in slaughterhouses with the assistance of machines. Meat that I presume you like to cook to a tender consistency and cut with the assistance of knives, not really using those predator teeth you want to remind us that we have. We get concentrated sugar out of corn to make desserts and beverages that simply cannot exist without a lot of civilization infrastructure. We live so far from what we evolved to be that making an argument we should look to nature to decide what we should eat, and how we should act doesn't make the slightest bit of sense. Yes, we can get certain nutrition from meat far easier than we can get from vegetables, but we understand that, and our vegetarian friends can get their protein and iron from other sources. So if that's what they want to do, what's it to you? Mental illness indeed.

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    31. Re:Speaking as a vegan by LingNoi · · Score: 2

      As a vegetarian I keep things to myself and don't preach to anyone. Please ignore this moron vegan and remember that the silent majority don't care if you eat meat or not. Thanks.

    32. Re:Speaking as a vegan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The "yuck" factor is eating something with the consistency of pig semen. Vat meat will only become viable when they can toughen it up to the consistency of striated muscle. To be more viable than plant protein sources (beans & legumes), the toughening process will need to be cheap and shorter than a growing season.

    33. Re:Speaking as a vegan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's good for dolphins.

      What makes you say that? Did you ask the victim?

    34. Re:Speaking as a vegan by Genda · · Score: 2

      What he's saying is that human beings are omnivores, that by our very design we were built to eat meat (meat in this case includes insects, grubs, rodents, and a fair collection of reptiles... as well as domesticated herd animals and wild ruminants.) Its the price of having this big brain, it needed more nutrients than a primate could consume from leaf eating (watch how much leaf matter a gorilla has to pound down to function, and notice the size of that lower veg crushing jaw.) So we are build to mix up our intake including a little meat.

      In a modern society we can create artificial diets that combine elements that would have been very difficult to attain in the past in sufficient quantities for optimal health. So being a vegan is possible. You can feel superior, but just remember that the same modern technology that brought the grains and legumes and food items you consume from the corners of the world also impact the viability of the ecosphere, so you nay want to stretch that consciousness a little and ask is my lifestyle helping life on the planet or simply assuaging my upper middle class guilt. You may want to eat more local, and that isn't always easy. By the way, though plants are the fundamental source of food energy on the planet, you might want to ask why animals have more value than plants. Cute animals more than ugly ones. Its all just cells clustered to create forms. Life consumes life. The carbon and nitrogen cycles delineate this process. Your squeamishness is arbitrary and invented and is not at all reflected in your very biology. Just something to think about.

      So there are no indigenous vegetarians. Vegetarianism is the result of cultures and belief systems.

    35. Re:Speaking as a vegan by Genda · · Score: 1

      The other, other white meat!!!

    36. Re:Speaking as a vegan by Genda · · Score: 1

      You don't need to make suggestions to yourself. There is plenty of superb reading about the human migration from herbivore to omnivore. There are a number of human adaptations designed to support some meat intake. All of this is needed to support the fact that our calorie hungry brains are twice the size of a Chimpanzees. That and the fat needed to myelinize this big brain demands a significantly greater fat intake than... lets say a Gorilla. That almost guarantees some meat intake. So we became a creature with extra digestive structures that disappeared (think appendix), To a creature with a single stomach like a feline or canid. At the same time we retained teeth which are a mix leaning toward plant eating (though notice our molars are half the size of our closest plant eating relatives), and long intestinal tract. One other thing to notice is that our digestive process takes between 12 and 24 hours normally. That's about twice a cat's process and between a third and a quarter of the digestive time of vegetarians our size and larger. So on all accounts we are in the middle, making us, omnivores, and digestively speaking the closest thing to a human being is a pig, then maybe a bear. Classic omnivores one and all.

    37. Re:Speaking as a vegan by Genda · · Score: 1

      You are absolutely right we are no longer limited by our biological design we have the resources that come with civilization. Though we are confronted by the side effects of all that high fructose corn syrup, highly processes wheat, soy and corn. One reason for the epidemic of obesity, another being the human craving for sweet and salty food exploited by food businesses.

      You are also right that vegans can find balanced nutrition in our modern society because they can combine foods from disparate locations whose incomplete protein combined provide the complete protein a human being needs. The real art is taking the culinary palette provided by vegan ingredients and making great cuisine, and I've actually seen some amazing vegan cooking (you wouldn't even belief an Alfredo using seaweed pasta and cashew based alfredo sauce could be that good.)

      The only problem here I see is people thinking because they do it, it must somehow be morally better... and that would be the biggest fallacy of all.

    38. Re:Speaking as a vegan by Genda · · Score: 2

      This would be a demonstration of the mistake of using a religious source of knowledge rather than a scientific, the result being that you have missed out on very important dietary opportunities. Those foods you call rotten, do those include fermented foods? Yogurt? Kimchee? Sauerkraut? Japanese pickles? Cheese? All of these foods in fact have fantastic probiotic value which has been demonstrated to support improved nutrient uptake, vitality, regularity, and a significant reduction of bowel relaated diseases, including colon cancer and irritable bowel.

      Are wines putrid? They are the result of fermentation as are beers. Both of these beverages have noted health value in measure quantities. Not the least of which is these being a sense of happiness. This is not an argument for intoxication, but that small amounts of alcohol has studied benefits.

      Butter and meat are high in fat and cholesterol. Its important to limit the intake of these foods no matter how much Krishna liked them. So you might want to use your religion as a starting point but open your mind a little and read the latest research to supplement those beliefs, because they may help keep you healthy.

    39. Re:Speaking as a vegan by Genda · · Score: 1

      If you're going to grow meat in a factory its going to be a multistage process. Cells are grown in a oxygenated growth medium, You take the gelatinous slurry of cells and you print them into a matrix that is virtually identical to normal muscle tissue found in the animal from which the cells come. You combine fat and collagen fibers to give the meat structure and texture. Once its a certain thinkness its cut and removed for packing. The meat need no antibiotics, because the entire process is closed and the only living thing in the system are beef muscle cells. This meat can be made healthier than regular meat, with extra nutrition included.

      There are plenty of extruded foods in our culture starting with white bread. This could be a huge win for people all over the world. There is no reason the meat will need special chemicals. IT should simply be as close to the natural product as possible. Hamburger will be the easiest thing to make at first, but steak should come soon after.

      As for color, the color of beef is grey, then you add blood to make it red. There is no reason they can't use synthetic cows blood to color the meat. It will give the meat the proper color and taste. Its a simple matter of how good an artificial meat you want.

    40. Re:Speaking as a vegan by strikethree · · Score: 1

      Dolphins rape each other, perfectly natural. Not good.

      Yes, it *is* good. It is only not good for us humans in a civilized society. It is only not good if you value personal choice over the survival of the species. We have that luxury now.

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    41. Re:Speaking as a vegan by EvolutionInAction · · Score: 1
      No, it is not. Good and bad in this argument are clearly used in the moral sense, and morals are something entirely human generated and defined.

      I use rape as an example of nature violating our moral sense of good and bad because I expect that we can all agree that it is bad. Not 'bad for the species,' but 'bad morally.'

    42. Re:Speaking as a vegan by assertation · · Score: 1

      "Re: Speaking as a vegan"

      + 1

    43. Re:Speaking as a vegan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Dolphins rape each other, perfectly natural. Not good.

      We're not talking about fucking. Dolphins eat meat LIVE! and still wiggling. You know fish. They are predators like ourselves.

    44. Re:Speaking as a vegan by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Something grown in a clean environment (though of course the bodies of the animals are likely good at keeping themself clean except for some parasites and such) imho seem less yucky and if you've got some compassion for others that's even better.

      I'm curious - is this a form of germ-o-phobia extended into food? Would you eat tofu, pickles, sauerkraut, bread, or any-sort-of-booze, or is the 'yuck' because the controlled rotting (aka fermentation) is on animal proteins specifically?

      Most vegans only have a problem with the animal part, but the rotting part is a twist I haven't heard before. Really, we invented that controlled rotting (inviting in good microbes) to keep the bad ones out.

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    45. Re:Speaking as a vegan by aliquis · · Score: 1

      While "some" phobia may be correct I think you guys are reading too much into it. Someone else seemed to have become upset by my post, I still haven't replied to him but I should.

      I didn't mean much with it and as you can see for yourself I don't believe that muscle tissue is "filthy", and yet another person pointed out how the body cleaned itself even though I had already written that in my own post. Obvious exception being parasites.

      I eat tofu, pickles, bread and booze (though I'm not a fan of booze and the only reason I don't eat sauerkraut is I have never tasted it.)

      I don't know much about fermentation either (tofu btw isn't fermented its just broken down and cooked soy beans filtered and having an acid added so the protein coagulates), the thing with the hams is just that I don't like "death" and rotten things and I guess I've been trained for my whole life that I shouldn't eat rotten things and people don't scavage on road kills or whatever. Eating a shilled and cooked animal is the way I use to see it, to let a pig rest on the ground for a week or two and then it is not. And to me those hams looked like "old corpses" so to speak, which I guess they was. But I guess the process is done in a controlled environment / in a way so they don't get a lot of larvae in them and no mold / only mold on the surface and what not. I don't know. It was only from a risk perspective and that I don't like corpses =P

      It didn't had anything to do with veganism but all to do with "yucky."

      Now you can get germs and crap in tanks to but when I think of a steel tank with some food preparation I would assume it would be done rather clean/sterile and in an as much as possible controlled environment. Professional cooking gear look "clean" to me. Just like surgical one I guess. Stainless steel and all.

      I just didn't got the "yuck" about that. But then I don't really know how it looks :)

      The black "corpse" parts looked yucky to me but if it's safe to eat then I guess it doesn't matter at all. But I would without knowing any back story or tests of the product worry more about some food item which had hanged in someones celing for years than something fresh or living.

      And I sometimes think it's a little funny/weird how we consume bread (as in prepare and have it just sit there) but I have no problem eating it :), and that's only relative other food which we tend to store away and what not. But then again the bread handle being stored in a different way due to the crust and likely little moisture there.

      Oh well, I would say rotten brown slimy kale was "yucky" to :)

    46. Re:Speaking as a vegan by ByteSlicer · · Score: 1

      While I agree with you that in principle there is no reason for artificial meat to be inferior to natural meat, my experience with human nature disagrees.

      I'll never forget a documentary about how inferior food products were "upgraded" to resemble quality products. One practice, for example, was to take waste from fish processing (low quality scraps of meat), grind it up into some paste, add some coloring and flavoring, form it into shrimp shapes, fry those and sell them as shrimp. While the fish paste food is called surimi and is common in Asia, often these products end up in Western markets as the real deal and at higher prices.

      I think there will be roughly 3 phases here, as with most new products.

      The first will be the experimental phase, where new processes are tried and perfected. Artificial meat from this phase will be acceptable in middle stages and fine in later stages.

      The second (short) phase will be when small scale start-ups will start selling the meat. It will have a good quality, be higher priced but will probably sell because of the novelty value.

      Once the second phase creates a market, the third phase will begin: large scale commercialization. Production will move to Asia, costs will be "optimized", volumes will grow quickly. It is in this phase that I fear that corners will be cut in the process, and history teaches that people will try anything they think they can get away with if it makes a few extra cents.

      All I'm saying is that I think it's less easy to "cheat" with a real steak, or a fresh fish, because of regulations/checks and the fact that you have to keep the animals healthy until their ends.

      That being said, I'm looking forward to the time when it will no longer be necessary to cull intelligent animals for their meat or hides.
      Paradoxically, that might cause cows/chicken/pigs to go extinct though...

    47. Re:Speaking as a vegan by uninformedLuddite · · Score: 1

      Strawman arguments are lies.

      Says an anonymous lion

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    48. Re:Speaking as a vegan by uninformedLuddite · · Score: 1

      I personally don't but then again I am self sufficient in food

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    49. Re:Speaking as a vegan by uninformedLuddite · · Score: 1

      Some chickens are fairly intelligent. Until they learn how to PetriGrow eggs I think chickens will be safe.

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    50. Re:Speaking as a vegan by strikethree · · Score: 1

      Morals are a mental disease. I have yet to see a set of morals that do not devolve into incoherence when fully examined. Humans will act the way humans will act regardless of any null-definition words that you attach to their motivations and actions. There is plenty of murder, rape, betrayal, and deception in this world performed by humans of all moralities. Morals do not indicate nor control these behaviors and actions.

      Regardless, I was referring to good and bad, not good and evil. Hell, some animals will not even enter their estrus cycle without rape. D'oh! How does that fit into a world of good and evil? Shall we all just damage our brains and lose all coherence?

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    51. Re:Speaking as a vegan by EvolutionInAction · · Score: 1

      I've got no damned idea what point you are trying to make.
      I have never said that good and evil are part of the natural world. In fact, I said the exact opposite - that equating natural with good is a fallacy. I then went on to say that good and bad (in the moral sense) are human constructs. Did you read what I wrote? Any of it?
      If what you were referring to was good for the individual or bad for the individual (ie benefit rather than moral), then I suppose you were correct. But since nobody else was talking about good or bad in the benefit sense, I'm STILL not sure what your point was supposed to be.

  11. Re:Sounds like a good idea: by gl4ss · · Score: 1

    how would you not tell the consumers?

    label it as "not-pork,not-beef,not-vegetarian,not-meat, mystery fun product!"

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  12. Doesn't matter. by nospam007 · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Dr Mark Post, promised that the first artificial hamburger, made from 10bn lab-grown cells, would be ready for "flame-grilling by Heston Blumenthal" by the end of 2012. At the time of writing it is still on the back burner."

    It doesn't matter if it's on the back- or front-burner, the important thing is that it's on the BQ already.

    1. Re:Doesn't matter. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Should be done by now.

  13. Re:Sounds like a good idea: by Gaygirlie · · Score: 1

    how would you not tell the consumers?

    label it as "not-pork,not-beef,not-vegetarian,not-meat, mystery fun product!"

    There is food-stuffs in World of Warcraft called "mystery meat," so just slap a Blizzard and World of Warcraft logo on the package and profit!

  14. Absolutely disgusting... by Nexion · · Score: 1

    On the bright side however, vegans can stop pretending their food actually tastes good! Oh... except those vegi burgers as they are tasty. Particularly when fried in bacon grease. ;)

  15. Re:Sounds like a good idea: by houghi · · Score: 1

    I Can't Believe It's Not Meat! (r)

    This migfht be closer to the truth then you think:
    I Can't Believe It's Not Butter! is owned by Unilever.
    Unilever is Dutch.
    Dr Mark Post is Dutch doing the research in The Netherlands

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  16. Ethics for veggies by Smivs · · Score: 3, Interesting

    As a vegetarian for the last 40-odd years this would certainly pose an ethical question for me - could I eat it?
    Probably yes, as it's not a part of the corpse of an animal and presumably no animal has suffered or been exploited in its manufacture. But in practice no, because What's the Point!? I ate meat until my late teens and don't miss it at all. I enjoy a very tasty, healthy and nutritious diet and that's what really matters.

    1. Re:Ethics for veggies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      maybe you should let your tastebuds decide that.

    2. Re:Ethics for veggies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Would you try a new kind of fruit that 95% of people seemed to enjoy?

    3. Re:Ethics for veggies by MagusSlurpy · · Score: 4, Funny

      The only reason your diet is tasty to you is because you haven't had bacon in forty years. And if ever we needed proof that greys were replacing humans with pod people, that would be it.

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    4. Re:Ethics for veggies by tstrunk · · Score: 1

      I'm a vegetarian and I would eat it.
      No central nervous system == no consciousness == karma neutral food^^

      And the reason to eat it is simple: easy access to proteins and also good taste.
      It's entirely possible to be on a completely vegetarian diet. But you don't have as much choice as the meat eaters, especially considering instant food.

    5. Re:Ethics for veggies by Smivs · · Score: 1

      Yup, no bacon for 40 years, and not missed at all. There is a common mis-conception amongst carnivores that a meal has to contain meat to be tasty. This is complete nonesense, but unfortunately prejudice and ignorance prevent many people from even investigating this fact with an open mind.
      @ 1st A/C - my tastebuds are fine thanks, and are stimulated frequently :)
      @ A/C No2 - As for the 'New Fruit', well of course I'd try it. I am a keen explorer of flavour and am more than willing to try new foods (providing they are veggie ;) ) which is one of the reasons I never find food boring.

    6. Re:Ethics for veggies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a vegetarian and I would eat it.
      No central nervous system == no consciousness == karma neutral food^^

      And the reason to eat it is simple: easy access to proteins and also good taste.
      It's entirely possible to be on a completely vegetarian diet. But you don't have as much choice as the meat eaters, especially considering instant food.

      Umm, if your whole reason for being a vegetarian is because you're opposed to animals being grown for human use, you shouldn't eat this lab-grown meat either.

      You DO know that pretty much all biomedical research depends on using animals in some form, right? Even when live animals are not used for testing, there are innumerous reagents used in labs worldwide that are derived from animals: cow/horse serum for cell culture media, bovine serum albumin for enzymatic reactions, DNA extracted from salmon sperm to name the first to come to my head.

      I fully support the use of animals both in lab research and to feed myself, but I'm just saying that if you're a vegetarian for that specific reason it would be quite hypocritical to eat "animal-free meat" that was developed from the suffering of all those poor cuddly cows, mice and rats...

    7. Re:Ethics for veggies by TFAFalcon · · Score: 1

      Well how do you define an animal? The meat will have to be alive to be grown in a lab, so you'd still be killing it before consumption (well most of us will).

    8. Re:Ethics for veggies by FireFury03 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      If you're a vegetarian for that specific reason it would be quite hypocritical to eat "animal-free meat" that was developed from the suffering of all those poor cuddly cows, mice and rats...

      Seems like an extension of the sunk cost fallacy - if the cost has already been paid, refusing to use the product doesn't really make sense.

      TBH, this is something that really winds me up about vegitarians - If you want to reduce animal suffering by not eating meat, or reduce environmental impact, then fair enough. But refusing to eat anything that has been grilled on the same bars as meat makes no sense - no extra suffering is going to happen because someone didn't wash the grill pan between cooking their bacon and your vegi-burgers. Similarly, flatly refusing to eat some meat that is only going to be thrown away if no one eats it is completely nonsensical. The best way to reduce your environmental impact is to use as much of the produce as possible, rather than refusing to eat left over meat and grilling up some vegi-burgers instead!

    9. Re:Ethics for veggies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By the same reasoning eating plants involves killing living structures. I guess the key distinction is consciousness - a bit of meat without a brain can't reasonably be expected to be a self-aware entity.

    10. Re:Ethics for veggies by FireFury03 · · Score: 1

      @ A/C No2 - As for the 'New Fruit', well of course I'd try it. I am a keen explorer of flavour and am more than willing to try new foods (providing they are veggie ;) ) which is one of the reasons I never find food boring.

      To quote your original post, "what's the point" in trying a new fruit? You said there was no point eating in vitro meat because you don't miss meat; presumably you also don't miss this new fruit, so what would be the point in trying it?

      You seem to have said that the point of trying the new fruit is because you'd like to explore new flavours. I'm sure that, despire having had meat at one point in your life, you haven't tried all types of meat, so presumably the point of trying in vitro meats would be the same - to explore new flavours. On the whole I don't see any difference between in vitro meat and fruit/veg - neither seems any more unethical, so logically they can be treated identically.

    11. Re:Ethics for veggies by FireFury03 · · Score: 1

      Well how do you define an animal? The meat will have to be alive to be grown in a lab, so you'd still be killing it before consumption (well most of us will).

      The cells in a carrot are alive whilst it is being grown and when you cook it you kill it - what's the difference?

      (Yes, plant cells and meat cells are physically different, but if neither organism has a central nervous system, is that ethically important?)

    12. Re:Ethics for veggies by EnsilZah · · Score: 1

      I'm a meat eater myself, but I think the reasoning is pretty simple, how you define an animal is irrelevant, it's about how you define the spectrum of consciousness.

      If a cow can experience pain and fear similar to our own then some people would consider it unethical to kill it so they can enjoy a juicy steak.
      Some people are not ok with killing a cow but are ok with killing a shrimp, because it has a more basic nervous system and they perceive it as closer to an automaton than to a human being.
      Still others wouldn't be fine with eating all of those but would murder innocent baby carrots who scream in terror in slow motion.

      Now a piece of meat as discussed in TFA, I think you could even argue that it's lower on the consciousness spectrum than the humble carrot, since it's just a collection of cells on a scaffold, receiving nutrients from an outside environment with no motivation to grow or respond to sustained damage as an organism.

    13. Re:Ethics for veggies by Smivs · · Score: 1

      Yes, I agree. When I used to eat meat I had all the usual suspects, but have never tried kangaroo or crocodile or dozens of other things that people eat. If lab-grown meat was ever made that could mimic these accurately, i might try it out of interest. What I'm saying is that although this 'meat' is probably technically veggie I see no point in me eating it as it's the same as things I've tried and decided I don't want, that's all.

    14. Re:Ethics for veggies by Gaygirlie · · Score: 1

      There is a common mis-conception amongst carnivores that a meal has to contain meat to be tasty.

      It's not a misconception: I have yet to eat a single tasty meal without any meat in it!

    15. Re:Ethics for veggies by Smivs · · Score: 1

      It is a misconception. What you have found is that good veggie food is not as common as it should be. This may be more a problem in the U.S. Good veggie food is quite common in Europe, and if you ever visit India (where the majority of the population is veggie) I promise your taste-buds will be blown away!

    16. Re:Ethics for veggies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm also a vegetarian, I'm in the same boat. I've been thinking about this for a few years, ever since I heard that it was on the horizon. I already eat plenty of things that are "fake meat" ish, like soy sausage and soy chicken patties. So from a health perspective it would probably be a net benefit to reduce my dependence on soy for protein. (as long as the petri-meat I choose is lean and in moderate quantity)

      It will be a mental barrier to get over though.. its been 20 years since I really had a big bite of meat. I'm hoping for fake pepperoni to come out first. I used to LOVE pepperoni pizza and havent really found a replacement.

    17. Re:Ethics for veggies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The most Insightful comment in this thread.

    18. Re:Ethics for veggies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have yet to eat a single tasty meal without any meat in it!

      You're either bullshitting or doing it wrong.

      If you really haven't found tasty meat-free food, you haven't tried; every person I've ever heard claim that, has failed to realize that almost every way to flavour food is vegetable based - herbs, spices, pepper, wine, vinegar, garlic, onions, soy sauce, smoke... Animal-based flavours include oyster sauce, fish sauce, salt, and dairy (butter/cheese - which many vegetarians still eat).

      That "meaty", savoury flavour you're after has a name: it's called "umami" and is one of the five known base flavours of food (along with sweet, salt, bitter and acidic). The trick is to eat foods that are high in naturally occurring glutamates.

      Try foods with aged cheese. Ripe tomato (keep the seeds- they're high in ribonucleotides. Japanese seaweed (kombu). Soy sauce.

      Have ice cream. Have chocolate cake. Have blue cheese and pear salad. Have the candy that was your favourite as a kid. Don't like food without meat? Don't be ridiculous.

    19. Re:Ethics for veggies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would you, Could you, eat this stuff?
      On a burger? In the buff?
      Could you, Might you, eat this meat?
      The taste is good, and it's quite a feat!

      Have some meat Smivs, it's made by Sam!
      Have Green Eggs too, why yes, it's glam.

    20. Re:Ethics for veggies by afgam28 · · Score: 1

      I'm not a vegan or vegetarian, but not cooking veggies on the same grill as the meat seems reasonable to me. When I'm with vegetarians, I always ask, and to be honest I'm a bit surprised when they say they don't mind that their veggies have been simmering in animal fat.

      After all, I would be grossed out at the idea of eating bacon that was cooked on the same grill as human flesh. Sometimes our instinctive gut reactions are related to our ethical beliefs.

    21. Re:Ethics for veggies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And if ever we needed proof that greys were replacing humans with pod people, that would be it.

      *points at you* eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

    22. Re:Ethics for veggies by cryptizard · · Score: 1

      Its not a matter of being all righteous about it (well for some people it probably is) but more about the digestive implications. I don't know anything about the science of it, be it enzymes, bacteria or whatever, but if you don't eat meat for a lengthy period of time eating it again will make you violently ill. As an anecdote, I was at a chinese restaurant the other day and got some broccoli which I didn't know was in fish sauce. I was like, "well its already there might as well eat it." Let me just say, big mistake. I find this interesting because if you don't eat fruit or grains for a while (like maybe you are doing that paleo diet) you don't get sick when you eat them again. Not saying it means anything in particular, just food for thought (lol pun).

    23. Re:Ethics for veggies by Big+Jason · · Score: 1

      There is a common mis-conception amongst carnivores that a meal has to contain meat to be tasty. This is complete nonesense, but unfortunately prejudice and ignorance prevent many people from even investigating this fact with an open mind.

      I disagree, most attempts at vegetarian cuisine just replace existing meat dishes with cheese, tofu, seitan, mushroom or some other filler. Indian is the only cuisine that has original dishes that do not have some sort of meat influence.

    24. Re:Ethics for veggies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What are you, 18?

    25. Re:Ethics for veggies by powerlinekid · · Score: 1

      I'm a carnivore but for some reason tend to only date vegans and vegetarians. While I agree with most of your post what I've found is that it often is better to not share cooking utensils between meat and whatever veggie dish I make for them. The reason tends to be their inability to comfortably digesting meat and the issues it causes (stomach ache, etc). My girlfriend has never eaten meat intentionally (parents were vegetarian) and gets quite sick having it as her stomach ecosystem is not prepared.

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    26. Re:Ethics for veggies by Xarvh · · Score: 1

      I am a "vegetarian" and I'd have no problems with it, because, as you point, it wouldn't change the slightest my impact on the environment.
      Many lazy vegetarians like me just don't buy meat, but have no problems eating it if they are offered or in general does not support the industry.
      Others eat meat only once per month so that they can spend into quality, sustainable stuff and enjoy it more.

    27. Re:Ethics for veggies by w0mprat · · Score: 1

      If you're a vegetarian for that specific reason it would be quite hypocritical to eat "animal-free meat" that was developed from the suffering of all those poor cuddly cows, mice and rats...

      Seems like an extension of the sunk cost fallacy - if the cost has already been paid, refusing to use the product doesn't really make sense.

      TBH, this is something that really winds me up about vegitarians - If you want to reduce animal suffering by not eating meat, or reduce environmental impact, then fair enough. But refusing to eat anything that has been grilled on the same bars as meat makes no sense - no extra suffering is going to happen because someone didn't wash the grill pan between cooking their bacon and your vegi-burgers. Similarly, flatly refusing to eat some meat that is only going to be thrown away if no one eats it is completely nonsensical. The best way to reduce your environmental impact is to use as much of the produce as possible, rather than refusing to eat left over meat and grilling up some vegi-burgers instead!

      Some people don't like the taste? I hate mushrooms, and I can taste them on my (sweet sweet) bacon if they are cooked on the same grill. I can therefore imagine for people who don't regularly eat meat the flavor contamination is highly noticeable.

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    28. Re:Ethics for veggies by tofarr · · Score: 1

      I suspect it depends on your diet and physiological make up. My wife tends towards a vegetarian diet, and as such we tend to eat vegetarian meals at least 3 times a week. This sort of thing works fine for many people, but I find myself craving meat on days when I haven't eaten any - to the point that I end up snacking. Is this phychological or physiological - I don't know. But I would certainly say that food without meat does not seem as filling to me than that with meat. What works for one person, may not for another - and not just because of "prejudice and ignorance" Written as I enjoy a green salad with carrots for lunch!

    29. Re:Ethics for veggies by assertation · · Score: 1

      "As a vegetarian for the last 40-odd years"

        + 1

    30. Re:Ethics for veggies by badzilla · · Score: 1

      Suppose you don't like to eat dog shit but everyone else does. You really can't understand their crazy (to you) preferences but in a spirit of tolerance you let them eat their dog shit but you certainly don't want any yourself. Now tell me you are OK with your food being cooked on the dog shit grill and being smeared with bits of dog shit?

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    31. Re:Ethics for veggies by FireFury03 · · Score: 1

      Suppose you don't like to eat dog shit but everyone else does. You really can't understand their crazy (to you) preferences but in a spirit of tolerance you let them eat their dog shit but you certainly don't want any yourself. Now tell me you are OK with your food being cooked on the dog shit grill and being smeared with bits of dog shit?

      Except most vegitarians I know claim they don't want to eat meat because of the ethical concerns, not because they don't like it. If they don't like it then fair enough, but a lot of vegies I know say they are doing it for ethics, and/or because they don't find meat particularly interesting to eat rather than because they actually _dislike_ it; and yet they will complain if their food so much as touches meat. These same people complain that I'm being fussy when I ask them not to boil up my veg along with certain types of veg which have a taste that I find makes me feel sick, and that I should just be happy to pick out the stuff I don't like (even though the flavour has well and truely transferred into everything else).

    32. Re:Ethics for veggies by thoromyr · · Score: 1

      my wife is a vegetarian (if you see my post above consider her a saint for arranging the meat purchasing) and the main reason she doesn't want to eat from the same grill is taste-taint.

      Put it another way, if you detest cigarette smoke (it makes me nauseous), would you want to eat in a smoke filled restaurant? Of course not. I suspect it is a natural consequence of her avoiding meat, but the taste (and smell) of it is usually nauseating for her. There are exceptions, but that is her normal reaction.

      It isn't necessarily about "the evil taint of meat" but about picking up something (a flavor) that she doesn't like.

    33. Re:Ethics for veggies by SourceFrog · · Score: 1

      Q: How do you know someone is a vegetarian or vegan? A: Don't worry, they'll tell you at every opportunity!

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    34. Re:Ethics for veggies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But you don't care about the billions of frogs killed to produce your rice, do you? Their deaths don't count.

    35. Re:Ethics for veggies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's a myth among vegetarians that if there isn't a dead animal on the plate, that no animals were killed or harmed in order to produce the weeds in question. This is not only complete nonsense, it's hypocritical, holier than thou bullshit. Not only that, it's a terrifying dishonesty.

    36. Re:Ethics for veggies by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      I've noticed vegetarians can't take the smell of chicken eggs and fish. Mammal / bird meat cooked certain ways are also revolting for many. I've seen children who hate the smell of yogurt / mushroom. Later the same children start tolerating it. I guess that happens once they end up eating yogurt, or eating something with slight flavour from yogurt when they were exceptionally hungry; though of course I am not too sure of this theory.

      So I conclude some food tastes fundamentally "bad", if there is such a thing, but the positive reinforcement of it filling one's hungry stomach slowly makes us like the food later on. The taste / flavour sort of "grows" on us.

      Now the vegetarians you come across have surely not "grown" the flavour of most non-vegetarian food. So wanting to keep away from it is natural.

      Sure, there is a bit of illogical meat hatred there, somewhere in this behaviour.

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  17. Re:The Japanese eat anything.. by hcs_$reboot · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Wrong. You stereotype a whole country. Japanese eat things that they have been eating for decades or centuries, a lot of that may look strange to Westerners. Recently, Japanese have been eating a lot of western food. Den Fujita opened the 1st Mac Donalds in Japan in 1971. Because it was tasting better? Because "Fujita was amazed by its efficiency and popularity [in the US]" - read "a better way to make money". To sell his hamburgers, he said to the Japanese

    The reason Japanese people are so short and have yellow skins is because they have eaten nothing but fish and rice for two thousand years... If we eat McDonald's hamburgers and potatoes for a thousand years we will become taller, our skin become white, and our hair blonde

    Due to the heavy impact of the press and TV on the Japanese, this helped a lot. Price as a reason? For your information, for the price of a cheeseburger you get here in Japan a very decent and cooked traditional Japanese meal (Ootoya TBT, Yoshinoya ...). Back to the story, Japanese will not eat "anything", unless TV endorses it. If TV comes to that and you want to compare this "new meat" to something: compare it to the western hamburgers - and certainly not to the traditional Japanese food that has been eaten in Japan for a very long time.

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  18. Re:Sounds like a good idea: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wyngs (unlike Wings) can contain any meat you want.

  19. Re:The Japanese eat anything.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    MOD DOWN for stereotyping Asians and being ignorant.

  20. How about Quorn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't that as close to lab-grown meat as you can presently get? It doesn't start with animal cells but apart from that it's completely made in a lab/factory. Straight off the assembly line it doesn't taste precisely like meat to a meat-eater, but it sure does when processed into your typical supermarket meal product.

  21. Chicken Little, your time has come (almost) by RotateLeftByte · · Score: 1

    No, not the disney Movie but the SF novel from 1952.

    The Space Merchants, by Frederik Pohl (w/CM Kornbluth).

    http://www.technovelgy.com/ct/content.asp?bnum=1002

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    1. Re:Chicken Little, your time has come (almost) by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      The rest of the novel has already come true (except in a lesser venue) but instead of the congressman from Exxon, it's the congressmen from BP, Monsanto, Halliburton...

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  22. Re:Sounds like a good idea: by MagusSlurpy · · Score: 1

    So that's where Jimmy Hoffa went!

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  23. My vision by 32771 · · Score: 2

    I'm still dreaming of a steak tree - doesn't have to move, grows on sunlight, doesn't need the highly interdependent energy intensive support infrastructure of industrial society, tastes delicious.

    The downside would be that trees normally take a while until they can procreate, delaying breeding attempts. The other thing might be that the global greenhouse pickle we got ourselves into would rather favour movable trees, much like the ones seen in Lord of the Rings, due to the rapidity of the climate changes and weather extremes persisting for longer durations. Maybe cows with chlorophyll would be a better idea. Oh no, wait - cows move around to harvest stored energy from the grass, their own surface would never be enough at the puny photosynthesis efficiencies! They might get maybe a 1-2W assuming 100W average insolation.

    Well maybe I could settle for beans with beef taste and some additional proteins.

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    1. Re:My vision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL sure and about 12 nanoseconds later nature will have evolved a predator/disease that will require as many pesticides and tech inputs for your magical tree as we do now for industrial farming....

    2. Re:My vision by 32771 · · Score: 1

      The predators would probably already exist, the tree might be more sensitive to any of them because of its newly developed steakiness, which might divert energy normally used for defending it.

      My ultimate worry was more about the annual nomadic future we might be forcing plants into due to climate change though.

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  24. Is it tasty? by gmfeier · · Score: 1

    Went out last night and had an amazing prime rib. If lab-grown meat would taste like that, I'd be all over it.

  25. Homer Simpsons Says by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If God didn't want use to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of meat.

  26. Re:The Japanese eat anything.. by xaxa · · Score: 1

    The Japanese really do eat just about everything. Live, dead, cooked, raw, they'll eat it. Even rice ground into powder and reconstituted into a rubbery paste (mochi).

    Sounds better than the crap "we" eat: the waste meat parts ground into a rubbery paste (mechanically recovered meat).

  27. Chinese Faux Meats by assertation · · Score: 3, Informative

    This technology isn't really needed. Chinese Buddhists have been making faux meats for centuries. They are quite good.

    There are also newer, Western faux meats that are quite good. Check out brands like Gardein and Beyond Meat.

    Throughout most of human history, meat in the quantity Westerners are used to has been quite rare. The result are ethic cuisines thousands of years old that use little, if any meat, for tasty, complete ( and healthier ) nutrition.

  28. Best name? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm thinking "SMEET" or "S'MEET", not sure about the apostrophe.

  29. Re:The Japanese eat anything.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't think you understand what mechanically recovered meat is...

  30. Re:The Japanese eat anything.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    as a long-term resident of the country let me assure you, fat TROLL, that you're quite wrong - the Japanese are quite conservative in what they eat, and while the quality of food has lessened somewhat in the past decade or so it is still one of the healthiest places to eat around.

  31. Re:The Japanese eat anything.. by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

    Japan also has the tastiest and most expensive cattle on the planet.

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  32. The article contradicts itself by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1

    It first blames monsanto for creating a scare because of its out of control actions, then argues for less control by governments.

    The simple fact is that if you don't have excessive restrictions, business WILL abuse its freedom, anything from DDT, tobacco, countless medicines which turned out to be worse then the disease.

    The whole reason GM food is distrusted is precisely because the US government reduced restrictions and Monsanto went wild, the article even calls it Dr Frankenstein. How can you then argue that governments should reduce restrictions?

    No. MORE restrictions and let the research be done in public in universities with NO pressure to produce results for the next financial quarter OR for that matter the next decade. ONLY when research is down with pressure to perform can you be reasonably certain the scientist will put safety over results.

    The risk is NOT a GM monster getting away so much as that public perception will turn against the very idea and ALL research must be shelved. Public perception matters in a democracy and it should, that is what democracies are all about.

    The way the Dutch government is doing it is the right way, take taxes from the food industry and use it to fund research into food away from commercial pressures. It might or might one day produce something viable but it will do so because of scientific merits, not a CEO worried about his bonus.

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  33. Re:"in vitro grown"? by ACluk90 · · Score: 1

    All in the sense of "print your chicken at home"

  34. Really curious what a "moral" Vegan thinks about by Dyinobal · · Score: 2

    I'm really curious what someone who doesn't eat meat for "moral" reasons thinks about this? Would you eat it? Would you not? Why either way?

  35. Artificial you say? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Everyone knows it's made out of people... PEOPLE!!!!

  36. Does the electricity flex the meat muscle? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does the electricity "exercise" the meat? It would be interesting to work in a field full of twitching steaks, when the power is working. They should make the meat do some work too, like tenderizing other meat. Then perhaps aged, and served as food?

  37. I'm anxiously awaiting it! by Tagged_84 · · Score: 1

    I'm happily awaiting vat meat, the advantages are too great for me to ignore. Less environmental impact, no living animals harmed, a much more consistent flavour and texture.

    Although I am known for my odd eating habits, picking bland and healthy over sweet and tasty.

  38. Re:Really curious what a "moral" Vegan thinks abou by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Vegetarian speaking here. I would not eat it. The reason is pretty much the same as why you'd never eat cloned human babies. (I do hope you would not...)

  39. True Love by froth-bite · · Score: 1

    suppose you became GMO, free-range yourself, and could grow (periodically) some body part that could be eaten in a loving manner by your mate !

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  40. Both technological and consumer hurdles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The economics of getting the technology right, and cost of lab-based production at scale still look like a tough hill to climb to make lab-grown meat viable as a mass market food source. Also, getting consumers to change their attitudes toward fabricated meat may be harder than it looks. While the will always be an nearly adopter group that is willing to try it, mass market attitudes are actually moving in the opposite direction when it comes to modified and artificial food sources.

    More here: http://changeist.com/changeism/2012/12/post-meat-world

  41. Quorn already exists! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Quorn produced from fungi already fills the role of artificial meat.
    As so much of meats taste comes from its texture and the additional fat and blood in it artificial meat will never taste the same without a lot of processing.

  42. Can you beat the current meat machines? by russotto · · Score: 2

    We've already got a machine which produces meat. It's almost fully-automatic; it gathers a large proportion of its nutrients on its own, eliminates the waste products, and in the process exercises the muscle tissue to produce the desired texture (though some external work is typically required before harvesting to "finish" the meat). It requires no electricity or other energy input aside from the nutrients it gathers. In short, the cow sets a pretty high standard for meat machines.

    1. Re:Can you beat the current meat machines? by Zouden · · Score: 2

      the cow sets a pretty high standard for meat machines.

      Sure, and the horse sets a pretty high standard for transport.

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    2. Re:Can you beat the current meat machines? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The man makes a good point my naturally grown meat doesn't move at 80kph. With artificial meat we can solve this problem that has been plaguing the ranching industry since the dawn of time!

    3. Re:Can you beat the current meat machines? by grumbel · · Score: 1

      Problem is that our superior transportation is a piece of metal, not a faster horse. When it comes to meat it's not just about building a better tool, but about being better at building biology then nature itself. I don't doubt that we can do it, but I have some doubt about it being cheaper then a real chicken or cow.

    4. Re:Can you beat the current meat machines? by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      Nature is awfully inefficient. Efficiency of trees is 1-5% (chemical energy produced per joule incident light energy). A lot of the chemical energy produced by trees is useless for human consumption, and some is useless even for human consumption via an animal. E.g. stem, thick branches, some kinds of falling leaves in autumn, roots.

      Animals are further 5% efficient in chemical energy consumed / chemical energy produced. Lot of energy is wasted in general cell replacement for no purpose, "thinking", moving about uselessly, beating heart, flowing blood etc. Lot of energy goes in building bones, skin, blood, fur, hair, teeth etc. which humans can't eat or even suck with any consequence.

      Plus currently farms need lot of space so they need to be away from cities. So lot of energy / resources go in transportation. Artificial nutrients might need less space and thus save some of this transportation costs.

      Humans have already built artificial RNA "virus". With time, we might be able to build artificial nutrients that we need. And efficiency target of 0.02% is not so great either.

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  43. doomed by slew · · Score: 1

    If all they can come up with is using electric shocks to make muscle, this process is doomed.

    First, it's ignorning the fact that muscle built that way is by stressing and damaging muscle fibres (now we have to invent superhard "tendon" like material to attach the muscle fiber to some solid framework to create stress and then take those fake inedible tendons out later) and allowing the muscle repair processes to make more muscles out of muscle satellite cells. Next, it takes alot a big contractions to create that kind of stress (that's why those silly electro-ab stimulators don't work). In contrast, you can make some perfectly tasty muscle w/o much stress. In a cow, the muscle from where you get the fillet (psoas major), is hardly stressed, yet tasty none-the-less.

    If they are just growing muscle cells in a vat of chemicals, a repair processes must be created. W/o a repair process that all these muscle growth "techniques" that simply trigger the repair process in real animals simply don't do anything. If they design the repair process, they can probably just trigger it w/o electric shocks (kind of how like certain DNA mutations can cause huge muscle growth w/o working out).

    1. Re:doomed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can simulate the stress process with electrical contraction, and by splicing out the Myostatin production gene. The specialty braman breed that had the super heavy musculature has the same amount of exercise as normal cattle (lazy ambling around a field), but lacks the gene so they look like the farmer has been giving them steroids.

      If you are feeling really ambitious, you can try building an artificial bone to grow the meat on, so that you not only have a substrate to grow the meat on, you have a source to make beef stock out of (face it, stock is marrow juice).

  44. Bleck! by pubwvj · · Score: 1

    Blah. Ugh. Lab grown meats are produced in chemicals that I don't want to be eating. It takes more energy to produce lab grown meat. It is worse for the environment than the grand efficiency of pasture raised meats. Lab grown meats are about centralized control by a few big corporations and government bodies. They're not healthy. They're garbage.

    1. Re:Bleck! by Arancaytar · · Score: 1

      The force of sarcasm is strong with this one.

  45. Re:Really curious what a "moral" Vegan thinks abou by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

    I don't believe they're cloning entire animals, though. If the entire reason that someone is a vegetarian is because they don't want to support animals being slaughtered, then this should resolve that concern. I suppose they could also think that eating meat is entirely wrong, but I don't see why that would be.

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  46. Re:The Japanese eat anything.. by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

    Yoshinoya? Traditional? Yeah, because the shin meat of elderly Australian dairy cattle mixed with gristle was SO part of the samurai diet circa 1640...

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  47. Re:Really curious what a "moral" Vegan thinks abou by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The reason is pretty much the same as why you'd never eat cloned human babies.

    So...taste?

  48. meat as jelly might be the way to go by ffflala · · Score: 1

    If the point of this meat is to develop a new food source, overlooking the culinary uses of its own unique form could be a mistake. There might be excellent & tasty uses for meat jelly or even liquid meat that aren't currently possible with the cuts of tissue that we already know.

    Gelatin is already prominent in food production, for example. It's possible that meat jelly could create similar structural effects while enhancing nutritional content.

  49. Artificial Meat is not Genetically Modified by JohnWilliams · · Score: 1

    Where did the writer of that story get the idea that artificial meat is genetically modified? Does the writer know anything at all about the subject of their story?

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  50. 3D printed food by ewibble · · Score: 1

    Just dreaming, if we can do this why can't we eventually have a home lab were we grow the stuff and just print a steak or two for dinner?

    Why not the print of the whole meal? download a recipe then print it. all ingredients could be sourced from your home "farm" or you could buy them of course.

  51. The yuck factor? Really? by Beeftopia · · Score: 1

    Has the author ever seen a slaughterhouse? Huge animals hanging from bleed rails, their throats cut, blood gushing out of the gaping wound, snot and saliva hanging down from their mouths and noses, secretions on their eyes?

    Ever smelled a cow, or a pig?

    Now, don't get me wrong. I like fried chicken strips. Salami. Bacon. Steak. But after it's cleaned and well-prepared.

    If someone wants to educate themselves, they can just go to youtube or liveleak and type in "cow slaughter" or "pig slaughter" and compare whether the yuck factor of a laboratory-grown meat is greater-than, equal-to, or less-than the yuck factor of a farm and a slaughterhouse.

    1. Re:The yuck factor? Really? by russotto · · Score: 1

      Has the author ever seen a slaughterhouse? Huge animals hanging from bleed rails, their throats cut, blood gushing out of the gaping wound, snot and saliva hanging down from their mouths and noses, secretions on their eyes?

      Ever smelled a cow, or a pig?

      I drive by a farm, I don't even see the cow anymore. All I see is top round, tenderloin, chuck. Now I want a steak.

  52. Vegetarian status of test-tube meat by billstewart · · Score: 1

    Unless things have changed since the last time this story came around, the synthetic meat stuff is still grown using meat-based nutrients (chicken broth, etc.), so it's still not vegetarian even if you aren't counting the animal cells that were used to start the culture growing. So I still won't be eating it, unless they can feed it veggies instead, but even for carnivores, it'll be pretty much a lab curiosity unless they can do that anyway. (I suppose it's possible that they could get some economic benefits by feeding it the leftover animal bits that would otherwise have become Pink Slime (TM) or Animal Byproducts, but not much.)

    As far as yuck factor of some processed animal products goes, if you eat microbially-modified foods like cheese or tempeh or beer, you don't really get to complain. (I'd include natto in that list, but it's pretty gross.) There are some vegetarians who object to vegetarian fake meats because "Eww, yuck, how can you eat anything that's trying to be fake dead animal!", but I'm not usually bothered by that - we've evolved as omnivores that use fire, so cooked dead animals are tasty even though we can now choose not to eat them, and most fake meats are really just patties or chunks of vegetable protein with optional umami flavors that can be used in traditional recipes.

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  53. Turning jelly into meat by Arancaytar · · Score: 1

    how to turn the "meat" from pieces of jelly into something acceptably structured: an old-fashioned muscle

    How hard can it be? The fast-food industry figured out how to do the reverse decades ago.

  54. I will let someone else go first... by The+Beezer · · Score: 1

    Why would you think a replacement for meat would be healthy when the replacements for butter (margarine) and natural fats (transfer fats) turned out to be even less healthful?

  55. A healthy diet needs a lot of phytonutrients... by Paul+Fernhout · · Score: 1

    ... which meat of any sort does not have: http://www.drfuhrman.com/library/foodpyramid.aspx

    Phytonutrients act in part as dailyanti-cancer chemotherapy for your cells, and are vital building blocks like for the pigments in your eyes, and are essential for the immune system to work well, and on and on. When you eat a lot of meat, which generally has a lot of fat these days, or eat a lot of other animal products, you crowd essential phytonutrients out of your diet. Still, it is true that animal products can concentrate other vital nutrients, like iodine, that may otherwise be hard to come by in vegetables grown on depleted soils (unless you eat sea vegetables with a lot of iodine).

    Here is how to recalibrate your taste buds for healthy eating:
    http://www.drfuhrman.com/library/article16.aspx

    That said, perhaps this in vitro meat can be engineered to have a large amount of phytonutrients as well as things like omega-3s (also originally from plants ingested by animals)?

    But we don't need many animal products of any sort to be healthy or happy, as above. But we do need to learn a lot about nutrition. Starch-focused vegan diets, for example, tend to be very unhealthy, compared to vegetable-focused vegan diets.

    But at least in vitro meat would be an improvement over the current situation:
    http://www.westernwatersheds.org/watmess/watmess_2002/2002html_summer/article6.htm
    http://www.ravediet.com/links.html

    And another innovation in this area would include producing oranges without the tree, or orange juice without the orange, perhaps in indoor farms (with LED lights maybe powered by hot or cold fusion energy someday).

    Even for in vitro meat, in vitro meat broth might be easier, an idea I can thank Bryan Bishop for suggesting.

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  56. Better Off Ted by azcoyote · · Score: 1

    ...already tested this. Tastes like... despair?

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    1. Re:Better Off Ted by MooseDontBounce · · Score: 1

      Lem: Maybe the meat blob's not taking in enough nutrients. I guess I could try and give it a mouth. Ted: I'm gonna say no to the meat blob getting a mouth. Mostly because I don't want to hear what it has to say.

  57. It is great to be an omnivore. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Being an omnivore makes an animal far more adaptive. If a climate change robs the animal of its accustomed food source, it can just shift to whatever else is now more available, and chow down.

    But, while being an omnivore means one can eat just about anything, that does not mean that one must eat everything that is available. Omnivores, due to the abundance of options on their menu, can exercise a higher level of discrimination than their less-advantaged counterparts.

    Humans, for example, can choose to be vegetarians precisely because they are omnivores. If they were carnivores, that option would not be available.

    So, it seems clear to me that being a vegetarian isn't so unnatural for humans: it is the exercise of choice that is natural to all omnivores (when they are in a climate that offers sufficient variety, of course). Since plants are sufficient to meet a human's nutritional needs, humans are built to make this choice (whenever they find reason).

    Of course, you are just as free to eat all the meat you want; that choice is just as natural. I just don't see much justification for your attitude that an all-plant diet is unnatural, nor that a distaste for meat qualifies as a mental illness.

  58. Substitute by Urkki · · Score: 1

    If the meat did not come from an animal, which rolled in shit when it was growing up, and which then was panicking when it was lead for slaughter, then briefly (or not so briefly) screamed in pain when it was killed, it's not real meat. It's just some... substitute, though probably with less hormones, antibiotics and pesticide remnants, more tender yet less fatty, and with very few bacterial contaminants. But still, substitute!

    Now excuse me while I go to the outhouse, the crops need fertilizer next year too.

  59. The Aspic Texture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If it due to the tissue being inert? So, you shock the lump of yummy meat jelly in order to stimulate muscle formation? Or is there a problem with cell differentiation? Maybe if so, you'd want to emulate notch signalling- probably rendering it an incredibly expensive lump of flesh, and not even a tasty one at that.

  60. Mod up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Throughout most of human history, meat in the quantity Westerners are used to has been quite rare

    This is one of the key points that the anti-vegan crusade is oblivious to. Human beings evolved eating meat occasionally -- NOT with every meal. The bulk of what they ate was comprised of (drum roll please) a vegan diet! And the proof is in the pudding: the skyrockting rates of heart disease, cancer, and various other health issues since the advent of factory farming -- especially in the US, the world's undisputed champion of quantity-over-quality factory farming.

    But just so the anti-organic crusade doesn't feel left out, note that before the technological revolution, *everything* human beings ate (or could possibly eat) was organic! That's right, only a tiny fraction of thousands of years of human evolution have human beings eaten anything other than 100% all-natural food ("organic" to use the popular term of the day). You must feel really dirty now!

  61. Kosher Implications by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

    I'm sure this isn't a top priority for most folks here, but as someone who keeps somewhat Kosher I'm interested to see what implications artificial meat holds for Judaism's Kosher laws.

    When it comes to land animal (but not bird) meat, the basic rule is cloven hooves and chews its cud. (This is why pigs are out. Cloven hooves, but no cud-chewing.) In addition, the animal needs to be slaughtered in a certain way. So would an artificial steak be considered to be "cow" because it genetically descends from cow? Is it still fine if the lab grown vat "animal" didn't have hooves or a stomach, but was just a hunk of meat? Would it be considered Kosher at all because it wasn't "slaughtered" but was just lab-grown? Would it even be considered meat or would a "artificial meat cheeseburger" be acceptable?

    There will probably be differing opinions (varying from "it's fine/not meat" to "it's fine/meat" to "not allowed at all"). It should be interesting to hear the debates rage on among the rabbis.

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  62. Re:The Japanese eat anything.. by RivenAleem · · Score: 1

    I'll just leave This here.