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Standard Kilogram Gains Weight

mrbluze writes "The standard kilogram weights used by countries around the world for calibration have variably increased in mass by tens of micrograms. This poses a threat to the precision and comparability of measurements in science, engineering and trade. The problem is due to surface contamination, but a safe method of cleaning the weights has only recently been devised by the use of ozone and ultraviolet light (abstract). 'The ultraviolet light-ozone treatment removes hydrocarbon contamination that has built up on the metal surface, gunk that comes from the emissions of an industrial society. Cumpson suspects that because the kilos living in national labs have been retrieved and handled more frequently than the international kilo, more carbon-containing contaminants have built up on them over time. Incubating the kilograms with a set amount of ozone and ultraviolet light "gently breaks up the carbonaceous contamination at the surface."'"

177 comments

  1. Excellent by mister2au · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think the kilogram should be adjusted upwards every holiday season ...

    Nothing like a bit of seasonal normalisation on the scales to justify festive binges.

    1. Re:Excellent by Acapulco · · Score: 5, Funny

      I came here to ask precisely this.
      So I've actually lost weight? Woohoo! go science!

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    2. Re:Excellent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's the Texan Kilogram , we do everything BIGGER!

    3. Re:Excellent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So I've actually lost weight?

      Unfortunately, no, as the mass of the earth has increased slightly due to space debris being pulled to the surface.

      F = m * a, where F is your weight.

      Sorry, bub.

    4. Re:Excellent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      F = m * a .
      m remains constant ( your actual mass doesn't change because the earth is pulling heavier).
      So I guess 'a' would be increasing then.

      How exactly does 'a' change when adding more mass to the earth ( just interested if there is a formula )?

    5. Re:Excellent by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Only in kilos. In pounds you've actually gotten heavier.

    6. Re:Excellent by dlakelan · · Score: 1

      Newton's law of gravitation F = G * m * me/r^2 where m is your mass and me is the mass of the earth, r is the distance between you and the earth... well, this approximation only works if you're far from the earth and can treat the earth like a point. To do it properly when you're standing on the earth you actually have to integrate over the volume of the earth all the contributions from point-like sub-regions of the earth. But you can think of W = m g where g is the acceleration at the surface of the earth, and g depends on the mass of the earth and its distribution in space as a big sum of me_i/r_i^2 for i going from 1 to a really large number and each chunk of the earth has a different index i and a different distance r_i from you.

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    7. Re:Excellent by Acapulco · · Score: 1

      I love Slashdot for this exactly. Even funny posts are replied with correct information, and even then, with even more precise info!
       
      I definitely love the community here :) (by the way it's not sarcasm. I really appreciate getting replies like this. I love engineers )

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  2. Mititant metric user by mjwx · · Score: 1

    Has anyone measured the standard ounce or hogs head lately?

    BTW: we've spoken with the frenchies, they'll stop feeding the standard KG more than one bacon and cheese croissant per day.

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    1. Re:Mititant metric user by godrik · · Score: 5, Informative

      French do not eat bacon and cheese croissant...

    2. Re:Mititant metric user by SuperAlgae · · Score: 1

      Maybe not, but their standard weights do. Darn things just can't get enough bacon and cheese.

    3. Re:Mititant metric user by jrumney · · Score: 4, Funny

      Lard et fromage then, you informative pedant.

    4. Re:Mititant metric user by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Has anyone measured the standard ounce or hogs head lately?

      Sorry, there's no such thing as a "standard ounce". The leagacy units are defined terms of SI units.

    5. Re:Mititant metric user by damaki · · Score: 2

      I am French and, well, we should. This sounds amazing and definitely mouth-watering.
      And BTW, ham, cheese and "bechamel" croissant is really tasty. One could easily replace the ham with crispy bacon.

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    6. Re:Mititant metric user by RaceProUK · · Score: 1

      Sorry, there's no such thing as a "standard ounce". The legacy units are defined terms of SI units.

      So there is a standard ounce.

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    7. Re:Mititant metric user by kelemvor4 · · Score: 2

      French do not eat bacon and cheese croissant...

      Only fries and toast, right?

    8. Re:Mititant metric user by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, but they usually skim a little in my experience... when it's good.

    9. Re:Mititant metric user by jfengel · · Score: 1

      I had no idea they added bechamel as well. It's amazing you guys can even walk.

      Must be all the red wine... or the sex...

    10. Re:Mititant metric user by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      French do not eat bacon and cheese croissant...
       

      Only fries and toast, right?
       

      And poodles. Don't forget the poodles.

    11. Re:Mititant metric user by garyebickford · · Score: 1

      I think there's at least two standard ounces: the Troy ounce (used for gold and other precious metals, = 31.1034768 g) and the Avoirdupois ounce (the 'common' ounce, = 28.349523125 g). Also there is a liquid measure, the fluid ounce, but that's another topic. And TIL that avoirupois is from Old French, meaning "goods of weight".

      There are also less-used ounces, including the Apothecaries' ounce, the Maria Theresa ounce, the Spanish ounce, and a couple of different metric ounces. And the ounce-force, and the areal density ounce for fabric ("8 oz. denim"), ... fun with Wikipedia! :D

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  3. begs the question... by johnsnails · · Score: 2

    how do they know this reliably?

    Use the method they used to determine this to define 1KG

    1. Re:begs the question... by Joce640k · · Score: 2

      how do they know this reliably?

      Use the method they used to determine this to define 1KG

      Yep.

      The summary itself says "...the kilos living in national labs have been retrieved and handled more frequently than the international kilo".

      ie. Some of them are stored more carefully than others and aren't gaining as fast.

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    2. Re:begs the question... by unixisc · · Score: 1

      Why not simply define 1 gram as the mass of an Avogadro number of Hydrogen atoms? Solves the issue!

    3. Re:begs the question... by Kell+Bengal · · Score: 2

      Excellent idea. Exactly what is the value of Avogadro's number, again? Unfortunately, it's not quite so simple.

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    4. Re:begs the question... by unixisc · · Score: 1

      Okay, 2^79 will be 604,462,909,807,314,587,353,088, which is the nearest exponent of 2 to Avogadro's number. Take this number, divide it by 16 (again, I'm dealing only in powers of 2 here for computational efficiency), and that gives us 37,778,931,862,957,161,709,568. Take that many atoms of C-12, and re-define the kilogram as being the mass of all that. You have a number higher than Avogadros, a total mass less than the weight of C-12 (since I divided by 16), and define that absolute number to be the mass equivalent to 1 kg. That would change the current mass of a kilogram, but give it a strict definition for good.

    5. Re:begs the question... by AlecC · · Score: 1

      The problem is getting exactly that number of atoms of C-12. They are actually attempting to do this, but with Silicon because we have, for some reason, developed the ability to grow really large crystals of really pure silicon. These can then be machined into spheres. measured using current quite good length measuring instruments. They are probably not far off being able to replace the standard kilo with a manufacturable (with difficulty) silicon sphere.

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    6. Re:begs the question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Isn't the definition of a gram the mass of 1 cm3 of water? Would this not be a standard you could employ in any lab without the need for the international 1Kg prototypes?

    7. Re:begs the question... by Goaway · · Score: 1

      Because the definition of a unit has to be implementable as a measurement, so that it can be used to calibrate scales. A purely theoretical definition may be exact, but it is also completely useless if you can't actually build a scale.

      And as we can't count hydrogen atoms, this one doesn't work.

    8. Re:begs the question... by petermgreen · · Score: 4, Informative

      Isn't the definition of a gram the mass of 1 cm3 of water?

      No, that was how it was initially defined but in 1799 they moved to using metal prototypes.

      Would this not be a standard you could employ in any lab without the need for the international 1Kg prototypes?

      It's trickier than it sounds. Between the difficulty of accurately measuring out the liquid, the fact that density changes with temperature and pressure, the fact that isotopic mixes can vary and the fact that our units of pressure are in themselves based on the kilogram making the definition recursive this becomes a difficult definition to apply accurately.

      There is talk of moving to a definition based on fundamental physical units but it's difficult to get the experimental results consistent and stable enough (IIRC two different methods for determining avagadros number were giving slighly different results).

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    9. Re:begs the question... by Lachlan+Hunt · · Score: 5, Informative

      That was the original definition, but it's not precise enough. It's extremely difficult to get water with an exact isotopic composition. VSMOW is used, but even that is not reliably reproducible to the necessary level of precision.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vienna_Standard_Mean_Ocean_Water

      Also, the density of water is very much related to the temperature and air pressure. Pressure is measured as a unit of force per unit area. Typically, Newtons per squre metre (the Pascal unit). Force, is then in turn defined as a unit of mass times acceleration, with the Newton being 1 kg * 1 ms-2, which obviously results in a cyclically dependent definition, because it would be defined as 1 kg of pure water at a specific temperature and pressure measured in:

      Pa = N/m^2 = kg/m*s^2

      To get around this problem, you would need to define the Newton in terms of its relationship to other units, ultimately ending up linked to a fundamental constant of nature. The Watt balance approach is trying to do this, by linking the definition with the Ampere. That would reverse the relationship of the Ampere, which is currently defined in relation to the kilogram.

      That would then gives a direct way to link those units with the kilogram, and there is no need to precisely measure 1 cubic decimetre of water. You just develop an extremely precise scale that can measure any test mass very precisely and accurately based on the new definition. The difficulty is actually putting that into practice and eliminating as much measurement error as possible. NIST and other laboratories around the world are trying. The problem is, the margin of error in the measurements are still higher than desired.

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    10. Re:begs the question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Okay, if it's with Si-28, then I'd divide the above number by 32, and come up with a similar approximation, and define the kilogram based on that. But that way too, the definition won't change based on how clean an actual physical entity is.

    11. Re:begs the question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, the definition of a meter was changed from the Pt-Ir bar to '1,650,763.73 wavelengths of the orange-red emission line in the electromagnetic spectrum of the krypton-86 atom in a vacuum.[8]'. This was before being changed to 'length of the path travelled by light in vacuum during a time interval of 1.299,792,458 of a second.[2]' But then again, a second is defined as 'the duration of 9,192,631,770 periods of the radiation corresponding to the transition between the two hyperfine levels of the ground state of the caesium 133 atom'

      Neither of these seem much simpler than counting hydrogen atoms.

    12. Re:begs the question... by Goaway · · Score: 1

      They are much, much easier.

    13. Re:begs the question... by ChatHuant · · Score: 1

      (IIRC two different methods for determining avagadros number were giving slighly different results).

      I wonder if it may be easier to define Avogadro's number as a given constant and derive the kilogram as a fraction of a mole of a known isotope, like 1/12 of a kmole of C-12 (or maybe 1/4 of a kmole of He-4, to reduce the loss of energy in chemical bonds). Of course, this moves the difficulty to counting an exact number of similar atoms and measuring their mass precisely but at least it ties the kg to a physical value instead on an arbitrary metal lump.

    14. Re:begs the question... by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

      Sadly, no. The definition of the kilogram is garbage due to it _imprecision_.

      "It is also the only SI unit that is still directly defined by an artifact rather than a fundamental physical property that can be reproduced in different laboratories. Four of the seven base units in the SI system are defined relative to the kilogram so its stability is important."
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kilogram

      "In a note to the CIPM in October 2009, Ian Mills, the President of the CIPM Consultative Committee - Units (CCU) cataloged the uncertainties of the fundamental constants of physics according to the current definitions and their values under the proposed new definition. He urged the CIPM to accept the proposed changes in the definition of the kilogram, ampere, kelvin and mole so that they are referenced to the values of the fundamental constants, namely Planck's constant (h), the electron charge (e), Boltzmann's constant (k), and Avogadro's constant (NA)."
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SI_base_unit

      The problem of Avogadro's constant is that it is not precise. It has a wide margin of error.

    15. Re:begs the question... by jonadab · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't it be simpler to define the kilogram in terms of the rest mass of a neutron (or maybe a proton)?

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    16. Re:begs the question... by Lachlan+Hunt · · Score: 1

      The mass of such things has only been determined experimentally with a relatively significant margin of error. It's also not a definition that would lend itself to the development of practical realisations of the kilogram as what's called a transfer standard, nor a scale with which to test them.

      It needs to be possible for weights to be produced, and then tested. The results from these tests would identify a given weight as being 1 kg plus or minus a measured error range. This then becomes a transfer standard, that can be used to calibrate other scales, and forms part of the traceability chain for certification. With a new definition, the current IPK would then become just another transfer standard along with all the other official copies.

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    17. Re:begs the question... by hobarrera · · Score: 1

      How would you isolate an Avogadro of Hydrogen atoms to compare? I mean, especially since you can't use weights to know how much mass you have.

    18. Re:begs the question... by johnsnails · · Score: 1

      ahh k

      Like how they use 3 GPS's to make a path.

      1 to make the path one to verify it and one to see if the verifier is "lying".

    19. Re:begs the question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suspect it is hard to measure the number of atoms in a substance. This is why the count varied. Your proposal fixes nothing. Since the variance is probably more than the metal standards variance.

  4. Ha! by phantomfive · · Score: 5, Funny

    If you'd all use imperial, this wouldn't happen. Just need to know how long that guy's foot is.

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    1. Re:Ha! by hydrofix · · Score: 1

      I like how that plays with your sig.

    2. Re:Ha! by dywolf · · Score: 1

      i love how people bring that up even though it was never the definition of the unit.

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    3. Re:Ha! by orangesquid · · Score: 1

      I always thought the unit was defined by John Holmes... you know what they say about guys with big feet!!

      I think Holmes wore a size 19 shoe?

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    4. Re:Ha! by phantomfive · · Score: 3, Interesting
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    5. Re:Ha! by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      you know what they say about guys with big feet!!

      That's a myth believed by people who should know better (like hookers, for example). I was with one woman in a bar and one of her exes walked in and she started giggling, saying the guy had the tiniest pecker she'd ever seen, maybe two inches hard. His feet were so big he looked like he was wearing clown shoes. OTOH I wear a size nine shoe and my tool is well above average (my ex-wife measured it once).

      Of course, with most guys, both penis size and shoe size usually correlate with height.

  5. Definition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IIRC, it's defined as "the mass of so-and-somany atoms", so that wouldn't matter.

    1. Re:Definition by Dahamma · · Score: 2

      As long as you can exactly count all of the atoms in a weight. Otherwise it's more useless for comparative measurement than a king's foot.

    2. Re:Definition by edibobb · · Score: 1

      Use a perfect crystal (or almost perfect), measure it's size, and multiply to get the atom count. It's a little more complex than this, but it works.

    3. Re:Definition by Dahamma · · Score: 1

      Now you're just trading for an inaccuracy of linear measure. With a KG weight it's impossible (under any current technology) to create a perfectly geometric crystal. And with the scale needed to guarantee it's a perfectly geometric crystal it's impossible to accurately sum enough of them to make exactly a KG.

    4. Re:Definition by Sique · · Score: 5, Informative

      No, it's defined as "the mass of the international kilogram prototype". There are alternative proposals (the Avogadro Project, counting the Silicon-28-atoms in a defined sphere of Silicon-28 and the Watt balance), but none of them is ready yet to replace the Kilogram prototype.

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    5. Re:Definition by sFurbo · · Score: 1
      From wikipedia:

      Most silicon monocrystals are grown by the Czochralski process, in the shape of cylinders up to 2 m long and 30 cm in diameter (figure on the right)

      The size of the monocrystal is not the problem.

      From http://www.acpo.csiro.au/avogadro.htm

      The limiting factors currently are:

      The variability from sample to sample of the isotopic abundances M(Si)
      The content of impurities and vacancies (n)
      Realisation of accurate density standards (m,V)

    6. Re:Definition by Goaway · · Score: 1

      This has been suggested, but it is not yet possible to do to the same accuracy as the standard kilogram.

  6. How does a geek lose weight? by deek · · Score: 4, Funny

    He (or she) redefines the standard.

    Now all we need are electronic scales that can receive updated firmware via the internet.

  7. whats the problem by Osgeld · · Score: 1

    seal it in something already, its not a desk toy. There would be no gunk if it was not exposed to it

    1. Re:whats the problem by BradleyUffner · · Score: 5, Insightful

      seal it in something already, its not a desk toy. There would be no gunk if it was not exposed to it

      It's kind of useless as a reference if no one can actually refer to it.

    2. Re:whats the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is that it is a reference object, and you regularly need to get it out to compare all your more commonly used reference kilos against it. Sealing it only makes the comparison more complicated, as the gunk will be on the wrapper and you got to account for the wrapper when comparing. Until we can disconnect the SI kilogramm from a specific physical reference object this problem will stay

    3. Re:whats the problem by sFurbo · · Score: 3, Informative

      The kilogram is sealed and only taken out every approximately every 50 years or so to compare to the secondary standards (and being cleaned, I think). It has apparantly lost weight relative to the secondary standards.

    4. Re:whats the problem by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

      AFAIK, the reference kilo is already stored in a safe in a protective, inert gas atmosphere.

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    5. Re:whats the problem by donaggie03 · · Score: 1

      So how do you determine if something weights Y in 2013? You put it on a scale right? And how do you know that scale is accurate? You put the reference material on the scale and make sure it reads Y. This is called calibration, and you can't do it accurately without actually handling the reference material.

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    6. Re:whats the problem by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      if you know it weighed X in 2000, and it weighs Y in 2013 whats the problem

      The problem is we DON'T know that. We know that the kilogram prototypes are gradually diverging in mass but we don't know which one is most correct or whether the group as a whole is gaining or losing mass. The cleaning procedures are supposed to remove contamination (and no matter how careful you are some contaimination is inevitable) without removing the actual metal of the prototype but afaict we have no real way of knowing how effectively they achieve that goal. Nor do we really know how much wear there is from handling the things.

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  8. Glad to be an American. by zippo01 · · Score: 5, Funny

    That why I'm glad to live in America, where we still use the good old pound. Now all I have to do it sit back and watch your metric world unravel.

    1. Re:Glad to be an American. by boundary · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm glad you're there too.

    2. Re:Glad to be an American. by sidevans · · Score: 3, Funny

      The "Pound" is used to weight American Beef, the "Kilogram" is used to measure things like Uranium. Surely you can join the dots from there...

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    3. Re:Glad to be an American. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...as opposed to the already-broken backwards-designed logic-voided imperial system and it's pound, known to be ignorant about basic physics and it's laws?
      Wouldn't the US pound need to be normalized every 1,6 years by taking in account the average weight of a McCrap's QuarterPounder?

    4. Re:Glad to be an American. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That why I'm glad to live in America, where we still use the good old pound. Now all I have to do it sit back and watch your metric world unravel.

      Are you aware that a pound is defined as 0.453 592 37 kg exactly?

  9. It's happening *everywhere* by mark-t · · Score: 4, Funny

    I guess obesity really *IS* an epidemic problem.

    Hey.... somebody had to say it.

    1. Re:It's happening *everywhere* by Grayhand · · Score: 1

      I guess obesity really *IS* an epidemic problem.

      Hey.... somebody had to say it.

      The point is the weigh gain isn't just an American problem

    2. Re:It's happening *everywhere* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The standard Paris Kilo was also on a diet 30 years ago. I don't remomber the method they used, but it was chemical.

    3. Re:It's happening *everywhere* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure you meant SI has an obesity problem.

  10. The meter is based on the speed of light by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The meter is based on the speed of light. Its length can be determined with extremely high precision. With this very high precision you can make a cubic container 1/10 of a meter cubed. First weigh with all the accuracy you can, the weight of the container. Then zero the scale with that weight, and fill the container with absolutely pure water. The weight of that water is exactly 1 kg. No special reference needed (although you can make a reference from this). Oh, and while we are at it, we will make a temperature scale. Where that water freezes, we will label zero, and where it boils we will label 100. So 100 steps between freezing and boiling (not 180), and we won't have a 32 degree offset either (so freezing won't be 0+32, and boiling won't be 180+32). What was the 32 for again? Where brine freezes?

    1. Re:The meter is based on the speed of light by bickerdyke · · Score: 1, Informative

      The meter is based on the speed of light.

      You can't define a distance based on speed.

      You need a well defined speed AND TIME unit.

      It doesn't get any better from there...

      Then zero the scale with that weight, and fill the container with absolutely pure water. The weight of that water is exactly 1 kg. No special reference needed (although you can make a reference from this).

      When do you consider it "full"? Water has the nasty habit to form a spherical surface due to surface tension. Do you consider it full when the middle or the border is aligned with the "full" mark on your comtainer? And good luck getting any "absolutely pure" water that does not fall apart into ions and reforms all the time... look up the definition of ph-value. millions of hydrogen ions are making water not acidic.

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    2. Re:The meter is based on the speed of light by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>The meter is based on the speed of light.
      > You can't define a distance based on speed.

      You do understand that there is a difference between "based on" and "defined by"?

      A cake is based on flour, but this does not make flour the sole ingredient.

    3. Re:The meter is based on the speed of light by Goaway · · Score: 1

      You can not make water pure enough. You can't build a container cubical enough. And you can't account for the weight of your container exactly enough.

    4. Re:The meter is based on the speed of light by Lachlan+Hunt · · Score: 2

      The density of water is dependent on temperature and pressure. Pressure is defined as a unit of force per unit area (Newtons per square metre). Force is subsequently defined in terms of mass times acceleration (1 N = 1 kg * 1 m/s^2). Congratulations, you have just created a definition of mass that is dependent on itself. Also, the ability to purify water and measure its volume to a high enough accuracy and precision is extremely difficult.

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  11. This affects all measurement units by lingon · · Score: 3, Informative

    Just to preempt all comments about imperial or home-grown measurement systems: All measurement systems in the world are defined from the metric base units, which are in turn defined from a few physical constants and this kilogram prototype. When the kilogram prototype gains mass, this affects the kilogram, pound, liter and fluid ounce equally.

    1. Re:This affects all measurement units by hawguy · · Score: 2

      Just to preempt all comments about imperial or home-grown measurement systems: All measurement systems in the world are defined from the metric base units, which are in turn defined from a few physical constants and this kilogram prototype. When the kilogram prototype gains mass, this affects the kilogram, pound, liter and fluid ounce equally.

      Not for me, I still define the pound as 7000 grains of barley. Must more stable than some unreliable reference standard that let's a little hydrocarbon tarnish screw it up

    2. Re:This affects all measurement units by homsar · · Score: 1

      When the kilogram prototype gains mass, this affects the kilogram, pound, liter and fluid ounce equally.

      The litre is just another word for cubic decimetre; since the metre is defined in terms of the speed of light and the second (which in turn is defined by atomic properties), and not in terms of the kilogram, the litre will not change volume. Similarly the fluid ounce is defined as a fraction of a gallon; the gallon is defined in terms of cubic inches; the inch is now defined as 25.4mm: again the metre is the only dependence. So again, even though fluid ounce sounds like it should depend on mass, in fact it is a unit of volume and so behaves like one.

  12. Why isn't there a precise atomic standard? by Joshua+Fan · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The mass of X number of molecules of element Y = 1 gram.

    Like there is for the second:

    "the duration of 9,192,631,770 periods of the radiation corresponding to the transition between the two hyperfine levels of the ground state of the caesium-133 atom."

    1. Re:Why isn't there a precise atomic standard? by Areyoukiddingme · · Score: 2

      There's supposed to be a redefined kilogram based on the Planck Constant, but that hasn't happened yet. Not until 2014 will they talk about it again. Then maybe they can solve that problem.

    2. Re:Why isn't there a precise atomic standard? by denelson83 · · Score: 5, Informative

      The mass of X number of molecules of element Y = 1 gram.

      Like there is for the second:

      "the duration of 9,192,631,770 periods of the radiation corresponding to the transition between the two hyperfine levels of the ground state of the caesium-133 atom."

      Because we don't yet have an accurate-enough measure of the Avogadro or Planck constants.

    3. Re:Why isn't there a precise atomic standard? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you propose that we pick some radioactive substance to define 1 kg. That's an excellent idea indeed. We'll no longer have this problem of "kilos being frequently retrieved and handled". Surface contamination problem is solved!

    4. Re:Why isn't there a precise atomic standard? by fufufang · · Score: 1

      The mass of X number of molecules of element Y = 1 gram.

      Like there is for the second:

      "the duration of 9,192,631,770 periods of the radiation corresponding to the transition between the two hyperfine levels of the ground state of the caesium-133 atom."

      Because it is hard to make a standard like that. Counting individual atoms on such a large scale is very complicated.

    5. Re:Why isn't there a precise atomic standard? by VortexCortex · · Score: 1

      The mass of X number of molecules of element Y = 1 gram.

      First off, it should be atoms not molecules... Secondly, the atomic masses aren't actually constant between atoms. Primarily due to isotopes, but additionally due to electrons (though very minimal they too have mass), so you should also state the charge at least. Ah, but now we know of sub-atomic particles, and may even have discovered and measured the field / particle responsible for mass itself, so we should instead describe mass in terms of interaction with the Higgs Field...

      Ah, but all the quantum fields and particles are really just forms that energy can take, so we should instead define mass in terms of energy in a closed system...

      Considering we still haven't gotten scientists to agree on how to define units of atomic mass (currently 1u (unified atomic mass unit) = One Dalton = one twelfth a neutral (no charge) unbound carbon-12 atom, but in 2012 it was proposed the dalton be redefined as being 0.001/NA kg, thus diverging from AMU), I suspect the heat death of this universe to occur long before a correct standard mass is adopted...

    6. Re:Why isn't there a precise atomic standard? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, but you can calculate the mass and base weights off of that.

    7. Re:Why isn't there a precise atomic standard? by hyperfine+transition · · Score: 2

      Well,there is one proposed.
      This is the Avogadro Project, one of two candidates for a redefinition of the kg, the other
      being the Watt balance.
      You take a lump of isotopically pure crystalline Si (Si 28) and optically polish it to a 'perfect' sphere.
      You then use very accurate laser interferometry to measure the volume of the sphere (and with a suitable set
      of measurements and model you can correct for any residual non-sphericity)
      You use X-ray diffraction to measure the lattice spacing. You can now calculate the number of atoms
      in the sphere. There are also corrections for the oxide layer at the surface,residual impurities etc.
      The nice thing, apart from the kg being defined by dimensional measurements (which are then traceable to the SI second) , is that if you chip your kg standard, you just repolish it and remeasure it.
      You then define what one kg is by saying a certain number of Si 28 atoms is equal to 1 kg. This number would be chosen to agree as closely as possible with the current definition of the kg. This process is similar to the way the second was redefined, from an astronomically defined value to a value defined by a microwave transition in the caesium atom.

    8. Re:Why isn't there a precise atomic standard? by hyperfine+transition · · Score: 1

      It doesn't work that way.
      In the case of the Avogadro sphere, for example, you count the number of atoms of Si 28 and then choose a certain number to be equal to 1 kg, this number being chosen to give agreement with the prototype kg held by the BIPM in Paris. This in effect defines the Avogadro constant.

    9. Re:Why isn't there a precise atomic standard? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about now with the Higgs Boson? Can't we use this to define mass extremely precisely?

    10. Re:Why isn't there a precise atomic standard? by mister2au · · Score: 1

      Every SI measure will cascade down the 'second' definition:
      - second define meter
      - second & meter define kilogram
      - second, meter & kilogram define Kelvin
      - etc etc

      So we are seriously screwed if we ever decide time is not constant (at least with reference to caesium-133 at rest and 0 K)

    11. Re:Why isn't there a precise atomic standard? by Lachlan+Hunt · · Score: 1

      If that were ever found to be the case, then we could just redefine the second to something that is even more accurate than its current definition to resolve the problem. The new definition would define a new value that is within an acceptably small margin of error (probably on the order of a few femtoseconds or less), such that the new definition doesn't significantly alter the definition of any other units linked with it, at least within any measurable precision.

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    12. Re:Why isn't there a precise atomic standard? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But they can't get the same answer twice when counting atoms. As such, they're boned until they can.

    13. Re:Why isn't there a precise atomic standard? by hyperfine+transition · · Score: 1

      Not sure what you mean here.
      Are you referring to a systematic disagreement between the German and Japanese measurements of the Avogadro spheres that is not accommodated by the estimated uncertainties ?

  13. vive les USA :P by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    This is the same problem for any mesure system (including Imperial system).
    The only chance is that USA is the only developped country that still use it as a reference. So there is little issue for the world if a pound reference change thru time or space.

    1. Re:vive les USA :P by Joce640k · · Score: 1, Funny

      Nope. Feet are continually being renewed as part of a natural process and hundreds of new measuring cups are made every day, they don't have time to accumulate any gunk.

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    2. Re:vive les USA :P by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wrong! French fail!

      Vives (plural) les États-Unis (United States).

      HTH,
      HAND

    3. Re:vive les USA :P by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I hope 'vives' was a joke. Vive is correct and if you really want to use a deprecated plural you could use vivent.

    4. Re:vive les USA :P by gparent · · Score: 1

      Vive les idiots!

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  15. Someone finally said it by proca · · Score: 1

    Everyone had been thinking it, but when international standards had to be changed to accommodate the weight gain, Kilo decided to cut out the daily Big Gulps

  16. Revised Standard by Thorfinn.au · · Score: 5, Informative

    It is being worked upon, to make the kilogram a sphere of a specified diameter of a pure element. The element chosen is silicon and as a mm is defined very well this will avoid all these problems as a new standard can be made and measured repeatably in every country. Did work in this field some years ago with contact with the people involved.

    1. Re:Revised Standard by fufufang · · Score: 1

      It is being worked upon, to make the kilogram a sphere of a specified diameter of a pure element. The element chosen is silicon and as a mm is defined very well this will avoid all these problems as a new standard can be made and measured repeatably in every country. Did work in this field some years ago with contact with the people involved.

      Why didn't they stick with the good old 1 dm^3 of water?

    2. Re:Revised Standard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Storage? Liquid easier to 'contaminate' than a solid?

    3. Re:Revised Standard by Thorfinn.au · · Score: 1

      water is not an element and a liquid with a high vapour pressure => rapid evaporation

    4. Re:Revised Standard by Neil+Boekend · · Score: 2

      What is water? Pure H2O is a myth. You always have H3O+ and OH- in there. Unless they have exactly the same density as H2O then you'll have a slightly varying fault there.
      By the way: water is a universal dissolver. It dissolves literally everything (albeit slowly). So what are you going to make the container out of? As soon as you put the water in there it'll start contaminating the water. Now your dm3 of water is a bit more dense.
      1 dm3 of water is good enough for 99.99% of all cases (guess), but not for some sciences.

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    5. Re:Revised Standard by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

      line the container with a protective sheet of plastic....

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    6. Re:Revised Standard by ra25093 · · Score: 1

      Last I knew which was a couple years ago they were already machining a pair of spheres, and were going to make the standard based on the number of atoms in said spheres.

    7. Re:Revised Standard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have they finished counting them, yet?

    8. Re:Revised Standard by Iceykitsune · · Score: 1

      which will begin to leech into the water.

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    9. Re:Revised Standard by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

      woooosh? :-)

      then just make it Plastic all the way down

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    10. Re:Revised Standard by Goaway · · Score: 1

      "Old" is right. This was the standard from 1791 to 1795. Even in the eighteenth century, people considered this so bad a definition it was only in use for four years.

    11. Re:Revised Standard by Lachlan+Hunt · · Score: 1

      I commented about this elsewhere in the thread, but basically, the density of water is dependent on pressure and temprature. Pressure is dependent on force and area. Force is dependent on mass and acceleration, which creates a cycilical definition. Also, the level of precision and accuracy that water can be measured is not high enough.

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    12. Re:Revised Standard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wouldn't it make better sense to use an element with only one naturally-occurring isotope? The natural variation in the atomic weight of silicon is at about 10 ppm.

  17. It used to be losing mass by hawguy · · Score: 1

    A few years ago, the kilogram reference standard was losing mass -- coincidentally, they said it had lost 50 g, the amount of mass it's now said to have gained. So it should be just right by now.

    http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2007/09/070921110735.htm

    1. Re:It used to be losing mass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      50g! Forget Avogadro's constant and spheres of silicon, I could do better than that with a brick and a shoebox.

    2. Re:It used to be losing mass by hawguy · · Score: 3, Informative

      50g! Forget Avogadro's constant and spheres of silicon, I could do better than that with a brick and a shoebox.

      Oh sorry, I typed "50 ug", but I used an ASCII "mu" but it seems to have been eaten by Slashdot and I didn't notice it in the preview. For the record, Slashdot doesn't accept the µ HTML entity either)

    3. Re:It used to be losing mass by Xtifr · · Score: 4, Informative

      There is no ASCII mu. ASCII is a seven-bit encoding which only covers unadorned latin alphabetic characters, arabic digits, and some random punctuation. Even latin1 (aka ISO8859-1) lacks a mu character. I'm not sure what you think you typed, but it definitely wasn't ASCII.

      There's also the problem of potential confusion between U+00B5 MICRO SIGN and U+03BC GREEK SMALL LETTER MU (among others), but neither of those is remotely ASCII.

      Anyway, yeah, slashdot sucks when it comes to international character support.

    4. Re:It used to be losing mass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pedantry gets modded to '5'? This must be /.

    5. Re:It used to be losing mass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyway, yeah, slashdot sucks when it comes to international character support.

      Well, "/" and "." are part of ASCII. International character support would only be needed if this site were named ????????.

    6. Re:It used to be losing mass by Luminous+Coward · · Score: 1

      Even latin1 (aka ISO8859-1) lacks a mu character.

      Consider character code 0xB5 (181 decimal) in ISO/IEC 8859-1 (micro sign).

    7. Re:It used to be losing mass by hawguy · · Score: 2

      There is no ASCII mu. ASCII is a seven-bit encoding which only covers unadorned latin alphabetic characters, arabic digits, and some random punctuation. Even latin1 (aka ISO8859-1) lacks a mu character. I'm not sure what you think you typed, but it definitely wasn't ASCII.

      There's also the problem of potential confusion between U+00B5 MICRO SIGN and U+03BC GREEK SMALL LETTER MU (among others), but neither of those is remotely ASCII.

      Anyway, yeah, slashdot sucks when it comes to international character support.

      ISO8859-1 (colloquially called "Extended-ASCII", "High-ASCII" or just "ASCII" even if it's ambigous since there's more than one extended ASCII character set) does have a "mu", it's 0xB5

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ISO/IEC_8859-1

    8. Re:It used to be losing mass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good thing you provided an ANSI when they ASCII'd that question.

    9. Re:It used to be losing mass by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > slashdot sucks when it comes to international character support.

      There's a reason for this. If Slashdot *had* foreign character support, people would *use* it. Now, sure, if they restricted themselves to occasionally using a mu in the abbreviation for micrograms, that would be alright; but if you think about it at all you know it wouldn't stop there. If Slashdot had full Unicode support, people would soon be posting comments containing not a single ASCII character in them.

      It would be possible to make elaborate modifications to the lameness filter to curtail the Unicode schenanighans, but it's both easier *and* more effective to just categorically strip out everything that's not on a standard US keyboard. And thus with one fell swoop several thousand distinct kinds of lameness are completely eradicated.

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  18. two things... by slew · · Score: 5, Informative

    Although I'm sure you're kidding, it's probably worth bringing up the following 2 bits of trivia

    1. Sadly, the American "pound-weight" has mostly been defined in terms of the kilogram and has its most recent official relationship updated in 1959 (now exactly 0.45359237 kg, down from 0.4535924277 kg back 1901).

    2. The kg artifact itself is soon to be rendered obsolete. In 2014, the kg is likely to be redefined in terms of the planck constant (well technically, planck constant will be fixed to a specific number and since it has the units kg*m^2/s, and the second and meter are defined in terms of oscilations of a Ce133 atom and the speed of light, these will now determine the kilogram).

    That is until we discover a grand unifying theory where the Planck constant is not actually a constant. Then you can really see the world unravel...

    1. Re:two things... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is until we discover a grand unifying theory where the Planck constant is not actually a constant. Then you can really see the world unravel...

      Nah, they will just define the kilogram in terms of the Planck constant at STP...

    2. Re:two things... by Rockoon · · Score: 2, Informative

      2. The kg artifact itself is soon to be rendered obsolete. In 2014, the kg is likely to be redefined in terms of the planck constant (well technically, planck constant will be fixed to a specific number and since it has the units kg*m^2/s, and the second and meter are defined in terms of oscilations of a Ce133 atom and the speed of light, these will now determine the kilogram).

      I suspect that you are a little bit confused. "Planck constant" has no real meaning without agreeing on some units beforehand, and "some specific number" certainly doesnt convey the likely choice.

      The Planck Units are based off the 5 known fundamental physical constants of the universe, where each constant is given the non-arbitrary value of exactly 1.0.

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    3. Re:two things... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I suspect that you are a little bit confused. "Planck constant" has no real meaning without agreeing on some units beforehand, and "some specific number" certainly doesnt convey the likely choice.

      The GP is correct, I think.

      Let me start with a simpler example. The second is defined as being exactly 9,192,631,770 periods of the radiation emitted from a certain energy transition of a Ce-133 atom. The speed of light is defined to be exactly 299,792,458 metres per second. From these, we find the definition of the metre: it's the distance that light travels in 9,192,631,770 / 299,792,458 periods of the radiation from a Ce-133 atom.

      The planned definition of the kilogram is similar. The second and the metre are defined as above. If we then define the Planck constant (in units of kg*m^2/s) to have some precise value, then the definition of the kilogram follows from that.

  19. quick! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    We need a weapon of mass destruction!

  20. Make up your mind by TheBeardIsRed · · Score: 1

    In the title it's "Standard Kilogram Gains Weight", in the description you say "variably increased in mass". There _is_ a difference between weight and mass. I understand that the minutiae of this may be lost on you since you're sourcing articles from pop news sites. Care to update one of those to reflect on this? Is this due to the acceleration of the Earth (weight is a function of mass and acceleration)?

    1. Re:Make up your mind by edibobb · · Score: 1

      It's because all the helium is flying away from the earth, raising the average density of the earth more than enough to make up for the loss in the helium's mass, thereby increasing the weight of a mess of masses.

    2. Re:Make up your mind by fatphil · · Score: 1

      In commercial and everyday use, and especially in common parlance, weight is usually used as a synonym for mass.
      -- NIST

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  21. Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Would someone please tell me why they made the "standard" out of a metal that reacts with the environment and kept it in physical contact with said environment, instead of making it out of a chemically inert substance that is also very stable in terms of nuclear decay?!?

    Are these people fucking retarded? Instead of pulling the standard out, why don't they house the standard and NEVER remove it, then use a strain gauge (like the one in the experiment that "weighed" the Earth, to do the comparison by using an object of known mass and a torsion system to measure force against known resistance?

    Or maybe it's time for a new unit of mass, like a mole of carbon 12. Of course, I wouldn't want to be the one to count that out, as I know it would take a while.

    1. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It was made in the 1800s. Why they haven't made a new one is anyone's guess.

    2. Re:Really? by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

      The've choosen platinum as it is already the most inert material they could find. And even if they might be less reactive, inert gases are completly out due to handling issues.

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    3. Re:Really? by Goaway · · Score: 1

      Are these people fucking retarded?

      Are the world's foremost experts on measuring "fucking retarded"?

      Here's a hint: "No."

    4. Re:Really? by wisnoskij · · Score: 1

      Well actually it kind of sounds like they are. They chose a standard KG weight that would increase in mass over time at different and unmeasurable amounts, with no way to stop or reverse this.

      I think that is a pretty good definition of retarded.

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    5. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well actually it kind of sounds like they are.

      This is because you are ignorant, and unaware of it.

  22. The truth is by Grayhand · · Score: 2

    It's an archaic system that needs revising. Cleaning something and not expecting it to not change is a little like the heisenberg uncertainty principle. How can you clean something through physical contact and not expect a change?

    1. Re:The truth is by serviscope_minor · · Score: 2

      It's an archaic system that needs revising.

      You don't think they don't know this already?

      Of course they know it. It's just very very very hard to come up with a system that can be made independently to represent 1kG with almost no error.

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    2. Re:The truth is by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2

      We don't have anything better yet. Technology is yet to provide us with a way to measure anything else with more accuracy than a very carefully maintained standard weight.

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    3. Re:The truth is by wisnoskij · · Score: 1

      Don't we measure atoms all the time. A kilogram can just be a carbon atom (or some other stable larger molecule) times some large number.
      The only thing that is not going to change mass constantly is an atom

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    4. Re:The truth is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't we measure atoms all the time. A kilogram can just be a carbon atom (or some other stable larger molecule) times some large number.
      The only thing that is not going to change mass constantly is an atom

      Except it turns out atoms actually do change mass.

  23. 1kg is 1 kg by dave69 · · Score: 2

    Since it is the standard, surely its the world that needs to bend a little (space-time wise) to fit in with the new standard? surely the standard (master) kilo still weighs exactly 1 kg by definition?

  24. you can read all about then new kg by slew · · Score: 2

    You can read all about the new kg here...

  25. Water? by gmuslera · · Score: 1

    Maybe the meter is somewhat arbitrary, but in particular weight can be measured against i.e. 1 liter of pure water?

    1. Re:Water? by Goaway · · Score: 2

      That is many orders of magnitude less exact than the current standard.

    2. Re:Water? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Although it is generally held that 1l water has a mass of 1kg, in reality it is slightly lighter than that.

  26. New definition proposal by jcdr · · Score: 1

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_SI_definitions

    "The definition of the kilogram is undergoing a fundamental change - the current definition defines the kilogram as being the mass of the international prototype kilogram, the new definition relates it to the equivalent energy of a photon via Planck's constant.

    Current definition: The kilogram is the unit of mass; it is equal to the mass of the international prototype of the kilogram.

    Proposed definition: The kilogram, kg, is the unit of mass; its magnitude is set by fixing the numerical value of the Planck constant to be equal to exactly 6.62606X×1034 when it is expressed in the unit s1m2kg, which is equal to Js.

    One consequence of this change is that the new definition makes the definition of the kilogram dependent on the definitions of the second and the metre."

  27. Re:You are worng -- no ! by jcdr · · Score: 1

    It seem that the legal definition of pound is bound to the kilogram: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pound_(mass)

    "The pound or pound-mass (abbreviations: lb, lbm, lbm, [1]) is a unit of mass used in the imperial, United States customary and other systems of measurement. A number of different definitions have been used, the most common today being the international avoirdupois pound which is legally defined as exactly 0.45359237 kilograms."

    This is not a surprise as the USA have, from the international point of view, endorsed the SI units since a half century.

  28. Re:You are wrong by slew · · Score: 4, Informative

    Perhaps you should read this document from NIST about the history of weights and measures in the US.

    According to this document...
    1827 a troy pound was obtained from London.
    1828 a brass artifact (which was compared to this troy pound) declared standard for the US mint, not the avoirdupois pound
    1866 the metric system was made lawful for commerce in the US. Legally defines avoirdupois pound as (1/2.2046) kg
    1875 17 governments (incl the US) established the international bureau of weights and measures
    1890 The US receives standard kilogram artifacts #4 and #20 for use as the national prototype
    1894 The US tweaks the definition of the pound relative to this kilogram artifact to make it closer to the UK pound

    The US makes various other tweaks over the years in the pound's definition relative to the standard kilogram artifact that the US government maintains.

    The "troy" pound artifact is only used for Mint operation in the US and is not related to the avoirdupois pound used in commerce.

    Also all NIST calibrations are done in metric units (as of 1959).

  29. Higgs Boson? by MadCow-ard · · Score: 0

    What about using the newly discovered Higgs Boson? Couldn't that be used to more precisely define 1Kg mass?

  30. Re: You are worng [sic] by wesley96 · · Score: 1

    Actually, the US government has defined the imperial units as a converted value of metric units ever since the Mendenhall Order back in 1893.

    In other words, the imperial values are pegged to the metric definition. The conversion values are not for "acceptable use" - they are the very definition.

    NIST is where one of the copies of the standard kilogram is kept. NIST prefers SI standards.

    http://www.nist.gov/pml/wmd/metric/metric-program.cfm

    Office of Weights and Measures "ensures traceability of state weights and measures standards to the SI", so while there may be "standard pound" of sorts, it's measured back to SI standard (kg) to keep them in check.

    http://www.nist.gov/pml/wmd/

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  31. Putting on weight. by CurunirAran · · Score: 1

    Well obesity is now a major problem in most developed countries, so no surprise here.

  32. Oh, you mean... by katz · · Score: 1

    Oh, you mean the International scientific community's attempt to redefine the Kilogram? It's called the "dildo" but they are having trouble all agreeing on the proper pronunciation. So for now they're continuing to measure up against this dildo-shaped hunk of alloy that apparently gains weight over the years and every so often has to be rubbed off ceremoniously by a skilled handler with a strap of leather dipped in alcohol.

  33. How do they know? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If there is a method that can determine this, then it is more accurate than the weight and the weight is no longer needed. Otherwise, it is also possible that the measurement device has drifted and the weight is the same.

  34. Re:You are worng by Lachlan+Hunt · · Score: 1

    Wow, you fail. If the US had some miraculous metal that could maintain a very constant mass, with greater accuracy than the IPK, then such a thing could also be used for the kilogram. But you are wrong, and they don't. Any artifacts the US does use for mass calibration, which includes at least their official copy of the kilogram, are also subject to the same kind of fluctation in mass that the international prototype kilogram is for many of the same reasons, if not more because it's handled far more frequently than the IPK is.

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  35. That is the standard ounce by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Has anyone measured the standard ounce or hogs head lately?
     

    As it happens, a pound is 1/2.20462234 [the weight on Earth of] this same standard kilogram, and thus an ounce is 1/16 of that.

  36. Too Much High Fructose Corn Syrup! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I knew it! Too Much High Fructose Corn Syrup!

    all the best,

    drew (zotz)

  37. What about the weight it's lost? by Golddess · · Score: 1

    How does this compare to the weight it's been losing over the years?

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  38. How can a unit of mass gain weight? by b_dover · · Score: 1

    One thing I learn in school, you HAVE to get the units right. BTW, honk if you love slugs.

  39. Hmm, conspiracy? by TheSkepticalOptimist · · Score: 1

    So a special interest group is pushing for the US to adopt the metric system, and now the kilogram is heavier. This means that American's weighing themselves in metric won't seem as heavy because the number will be lower therefore there will no longer be an obesity crisis in the US.

    To explain it to those still on the imperial system:

    It would be like currently saying you weigh 300 pounds (which is morbidly obese regardless of what the View or Oprah says), but then the standard weight of a pound increases, so now you weight only 220 pounds, which is only mildly obese so go eat a cheesesteak without guilt.

    Of course moving to metric alone will make Americans seem less heavy because 300 lbs is only about 136 kg which is a positively svelte number.

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  40. At the end of the day... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You have a system not really much different than the SI mechanism. We have a block of something that represents the Kilogram, in the SI we had someones hoof that represented a foot. Much as intellects like to think they're system is superior and can't see that other systems work fine the more they're dimwits in the world.

  41. four US "standard kilos" compared 24 years ago by peter303 · · Score: 1

    The variance was one part in 20 million - well within modern measurement error. Probably about 22-25 million by now as they continued to diverge withing their individual environments.

  42. derived standard based upon volt by peter303 · · Score: 1

    They know the volt to a high decimal precession in Josephson junction. There are equations that can convert a volt into a mass.

    Planck's mass has been proposed too. But we dont know the unit of action to enough decimal places.

    The most accurate measurement is the unit of time from atomic excitation in lasers. Thats 14 to 18 decimal places. You have to start taking account of the two kinds of relativities around the 9th decimal place etc. The volt measurement bootstraps off of this.

    Physics Today used to publish a quadrennial report on the the "state of the constants". This included revisions from experiment. And research on improvements. Fascinating reading.

  43. If these weights are so important. by wisnoskij · · Score: 1

    They should not ever be handled, they should be in a sealed clean room.

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  44. Re:quick! -- We need a weapon of mass destruction! by AllTheGoodNamesWereT · · Score: 1

    At the time that the standard kilogram was reported to be losing mass, an opinion column by Crispin Sartwell in the Los Angeles Times on June 3, 2003 pointed out that this was a weapon of mass destruction:

    "....Now one suspects that in the long run the kilogram cylinder will continue to shed atoms. By my calculations (or rather, those of my wife, who can do stuff like multiply), at a rate of 50 micrograms per century, the cylinder will disappear entirely in 200 billion years.

    Then the kilogram itself will disappear, which entails that all objects will weigh an infinite number of kilograms: Any given feather or dust mote will be infinitely heavy. And, at that point, the universe will collapse under the influence of infinite gravity into a disk about the size of a lentil, inhaling everything into a dimensional wormhole. And that will suck, with infinite force and acceleration.

    In other words, that standard kilo platinum-iridium cylinder is the smoking gun, the ultimate weapon of mass destruction."

  45. Re:mo3 do3n by larry+bagina · · Score: 1

    The standard kilogram is gaining weight and the standard goatse is gaining size.

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  46. So the weight is gaining weight? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who cares about losing weight?
    The weight just gets heavier, and I'll just get lighter.

  47. By taking a holiday from work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Especially when we work 3 hours longer than they pay us for, each day, just to keep up with the workload.

  48. Dirty by HHealthy · · Score: 1

    Do they are gently saying that the dirty hands of the researchers are making these weights inaccurate... You never get enough of "use gloves" & "wash you hands" in the lab. For funding, research and peer finding please refer to the non-profit Aging Portfolio.