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With MS Research Help, UN Attempts To Model All of Earth's Ecosystems
An anonymous reader writes "Microsoft Research and UN scientists have teamed up to build the first general-purpose computer model of whole ecosystems across the entire world. The project was detailed in a recent Nature article [note: yet another expensively paywalled original article] titled 'Ecosystems: Time to model all life on Earth.'"
a sea of blue
They still can't even put together a supercomputer... how can anyone expect them to get such a huge complex system working.
Probably trying to patent hell out of the problem too.
The original came complete with volcanoes and hurricanes and other "extreme weather".
Maybe they should just download it from some abandonware site. Save a lot of money.
Then do what - tell every country on earth what they should be doing? Let them stick to their original agenda, which they incidentally suck at - making sure that wars don't happen, and that human rights are not violated anywhere, so that Hamas rockets don't land on Israel, so that Pakistan doesn't host Jihad groups, newly Islamic countries don't institute discrimination against non-Muslims and so on. Of course, that's tough to do when the biggest bloc in the UN is the 50+ member OIC.
you are a fucking retard.
Don't IBM normally do the things that sound impressive yet vague? (Well they're impressive as long as you don't know the details, then dull and old when you do).
A-la Watson?
Is that a thing dying companies do?
Will it run Linux?
Where are the Blue Sky Of Death jokes? Or is that solely reserved for Azure?
..such a model. We already know. It'll be 42.
DO NOT FORGET to include the part where it is used as a meme vector for increased control over the economy. This is completely independent of its validity, though the downside of same is not.
(-1: Post disagrees with my already-settled worldview) is not a valid mod option.
I would LOVE to be on that effort. I wonder if they are hiring.
I'm curious, can you site a reference?
The Blue Screen Of Death now wedded to global ecosystem models that never worked right in the first place even with LSD and Jack Daniel's liberally consumed. Hummm. Can we say, "It Came From Davos." Me thinks so. It explains Sir David's obtuse comments on the need to eradicate Homo sapiens in order to 'Save The Earth.' Hum. Just wonder if he considered 'Who', perhaps the World Health Organization like, will do that, and 'Who' does them.
XD
MS is right company for this because it rules most of it already.
...haven't they heard of Minecraft?
Are they using a Linux super computer? I doubt a Windows super computer could handle it without either locking up or taking a century (or two) to calculate it.
Reboot the ecosystem everything will be fine.
I am sick of seeing human knowledge locked behind paywalls. Free it!
God has rebooted the world a total of 17 times. There have been 4 BSODs (Blue Skies of Death). Only 3 species were accidently deleted, though there are several billion empty folders where some species used to reside. There are currently only 3 life forms on planet earth: MS engineers, U.N. workers, and viruses. (there are no bugs.. never have been , never will be.) The world is slowing down as more data accumulates. Currently it takes about 10 minutes of processing per 1 sec of real-time, but once the algorithms are fully engaged we expect this figure to rise exponentially. Since it is impossible to achieve real-time performance, our engineers are guaranteed lifetime salaries. On a side note: As a result of these studies, MS now holds the patent on breathing. Pay up MFs!
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They don't even have the simpler models working yet, and now they want to make a gigantic one capable of generating even more flawed conclusions which will be used to generate even more idiotic laws.
Academic publishers business plan:
1. Have some academic write a paper using public funding
2. Have academics peers volunteer to check the paper for free
3. Publisher won't publish paper unless academic gives up their copyright
4. Academic gives up copyright FOR FREE to publisher
5. Publisher prints journal article
6. Academic gets acclaim from being featured in journal
7. Universities have to pay $$$ for journal subscriptions so they can see paper
8. Public who paid taxes for the academic to write the paper see nothing at all - Enter Aaron Swartz, and we all know what happened next...
George Monbiot: Academic publishers make Murdoch look like a socialist
Academic publishers charge vast fees to access research paid for by us. Down with the knowledge monopoly racketeers
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2011/aug/29/academic-publishers-murdoch-socialist
"You know how you survive? You make people need you. You survive because you make them need what you have. And then they have no where else to go" - Bill Gates.
Agenda 21 is not a conspiracy, its real and you can google it and read it and for ecology there is the wildlands project as well.
Drop away that ecosystem scientist experience.
MS can help UN make right decisions - how to eat our Planet faster..
You are born ...
To fail
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSnJrb394fk
I suppose they will Blame God when their data comes back from cluster farms completely out of the range of scientific possibility because he made the Eco system and it's not Windows fault that things don't run properly. (Obvious commentary on today's other Microsoft story of Blaming PC makers)
Sadly, a Libertarian cannot force his views on another, and freedom cannot spread as does the cancer known as religion.
The natural world. Pretty soon everybody will be born in a metal machine surrounded by concrete and glass. Let's worry about life on Mars and let the current planet we live on go to shit, OK? Great.